how ya like me now?
I noticed. :nod: well done.
stop screwing it up!
Quote from: Hefe on December 16, 2009, 04:52:45 PM
stop screwing it up!
I was waiting for that response :lol:
carry on :nod:
ok.. I will
oh puh-lease... I do that daily. 8)
I know, its gonna take me a while to catch up!
Random whore post to determine my post count and simultaneously increase it by one post since technically it would be faster and more practical to just click on usercp and read my post count among other less time and effort intensive alternatives.
Quote from: Mad Dog on December 16, 2009, 05:45:55 PM
Random whore post to determine my post count and simultaneously increase it by one post since technically it would be faster and more practical to just click on usercp and read my post count among other less time and effort intensive alternatives.
GTFO
<------ The door
^^^^^^^^^^ the whore
Posting now only to screw up Hefe's repeat post whore achievement...assuming it still stands....if not then that would render this post even more useless than it was originally was intended to be despite the fact that it had very humble beginnings.
look out, its whoring time :rolleyes:
It can't be done :lol:
what are you people doing to me!
:swinger:
A$$hole
:humper:
stop humping my postwhoring
you have only managed 25 posts today?
whore fail :lol:
:sit:
when you're in the 50+ I'll acknowledge.
:lol:
FTW (http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn244/kyledvor61/Postwhoredance.gif)
na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
doing better now
win!!!
damn work :(
ATTA BOY HEFE!
almost 100 today.. :clap:
slut!
thank you!
you are dirtier than a whore. :lol:
where do you find my posts for the day?
we have done well team :lol:
I just look at "recent posts on my profile. then count. :lol:
86 posts today :lol: thanks to my color printer sucking.
:woot:
^^WTF?
more smileys?
:clap:
???
:bird:
:thumbs:
:woot:
:run:
I just like that one
:deadhorse:
(http://bestsmileys.com/superhero/1.gif)
Quote from: Hefe on December 22, 2009, 03:23:23 PM
(http://bestsmileys.com/superhero/1.gif)
the web...my eyes!!!! :lol:
you likez the spidey!
there... posts have been whored!
wow the entire page
whoring at its finest :lol:
welcome aboard Matt :lol:
I am going to try this whoring thing! :rofl:
Thanks Randy
:lol: At least you got a decent post # to start from
for $10 I'll increase your post count by 1000 :lol:
I gave more than that towards your surprise b-day present last year! ::)
Quote from: Krandall on December 23, 2009, 09:46:35 PM
:lol: At least you got a decent post # to start from
for $10 I'll increase your post count by 1000 :lol:
:confused:
Real whores don't pay.
but...genius idea. :lol:
Whatever it takes
Lot Lizard :lol:
You are a Cum dumpster!
:deadhorse:
I getz mine. :nana:
If this isn't the biggest bag-over-the-head, punch-in-the-face I ever got, GERD DAMN IT!
Yea?
Quote from: NaturalRaptor on December 23, 2009, 09:38:24 PM
I am going to try this whoring thing! :rofl:
Thanks Randy
well natural? what say you? gave up already? whorefail :lol:
Sorry, I know I have been slacking. :D
I dont even know how many posts i have...
look to your left slackass :lol:
401
holy eff... I thought i had more than that????
you be slaaaaaaaaaackin
losers :lol:
1st page is mine :flex:
Need I say more? 8)
This post hijack has been bought to you by the colour red (the whores favourite) & the twisted people of RS
& if you're a really good whore you should be able to get the most recent post on at least the first 2 pages of Off-Topic & preferably a couple of other sub forums as well.
Smilie time :) ;) :lol: :nod: :( :'( :D :P :thumbs: :rofl: :clap: 8) ??? :rolleyes: ::) :help: :mad: :batman: :nana: :jaw: :woot: :ban: :dunno: :poke: >:D :bash: :swinger: :boat: ^-^ :deadhorse: :tmnt: :bird: :watchout:
Think that should do it
WTF...
no Hijacking my post!
get yo' ho' on slackass! 8)
whores get paid for their exploits. At best, we should be calling this post-slutting :lol:
You can't stop me!
I'll hijack what I want, when I want
Random whore
you are wrong, I am one of the few who CAN stop you
but I wont!
Quote from: Hefe on March 11, 2010, 10:18:40 AM
you are wrong, I am one of the few who CAN stop you
but I wont!
:flex:
:krandall:
mr i-tough here --^
hey now...
you smak talkin the I phone?
no.. but I can...
so, why am I "I-tough"?
Quote from: Hefe on March 12, 2010, 08:55:37 AM
so, why am I "I-tough"?
cuz whilst you wield the iron ban hammer, you are a big Teddy bear in real life :kiss:
aww :kiss:
now.. back in your coop!
Quote from: Hefe on March 12, 2010, 10:42:44 AM
aww :kiss:
now.. back in your coop!
Mmmmm. Bacock!
Hefe, you do know that in the admin panel you can change your post count #s right?
Shlut for money?
Quote from: Hefe on March 11, 2010, 10:18:40 AM
you are wrong, I am one of the few who CAN stop you
but I wont!
Na, my hijacks & randoms are too good for that :nod:
hey, you can see her "thingies" /Beavis
:lol:
I'd just like to say.. I rock.
Quote from: Krandall on March 15, 2010, 08:34:52 AM
I'd just like to say.. I like boys
0/10
this is news?
creeeeeeepy!
Quote from: Hefe on March 16, 2010, 01:49:58 PM
dont leeeeve me out!!!
oh don't worry about that hefer :)
wheeew
I was worried!
plenty of man sex to go around. :lol:
I HAVE been to a couple Rallys, and there was Man sex-o-plenty
Hence why I don't go to rallies....Enough man-sex on here without having to leave the room.
Quote from: Hefe on March 17, 2010, 10:30:19 AM
I HAVE been to a couple Rallys, and there was Man sex-o-plenty
lies.
all talk, no caulk :lol: :lol: except for your room and funyun's truck.
you shoulda been at LS
we kept L4F involved so it wasn't SO gay!
doesn't count
it helped ease my mind.. ok?
that was a man baby!..
cue the crying game shower :lol:
she haz boobies!
Mad Dog has boobies... he's not a she.
:lol:
crap.. I forgot about hiz boobies
Quote from: Hefe on March 17, 2010, 02:25:26 PM
she haz boobies!
are those any thing like MoomieZ?
yes.. just like them
BOOBS?
:whore:
yeppers
Quote from: Krandall on March 15, 2010, 08:34:52 AM
I'd just like to say.. I like cock.
& you're easy too :nod:
Sharty bumpin uglies w/ a tree for the win.
:rofl:
Quote from: Krandall on March 18, 2010, 07:57:22 AM
Sharty bumpin uglies w/ a tree for the win.
:rofl:
heading out into the woods for more wood and coming back with a whole tree :lol:
was hillarious... Krandall GET OVER HERE.. I FOUND SOME.. Here' hold my beer.
starts shaking the entire thing.
:lol:
best rally ever!
the best rally is always the next one ;) :lol:
Post Whores!
Whores ??? They're everywhere :'(
doesn't count, posts must have substance. re-ban. :lol:
Substance...? we are in the off topic section, sooo.... STFU :lol:
Quote from: Lady4Fiddy on March 18, 2010, 03:12:53 PM
Substance...? we are in the off topic section, sooo.... STFU :lol:
indeed, continue.
so, how many times has everyone said the word damn or dammit today?
dammit!
My uncle had a dog named dammit.
He would ride in the canoe on trips. Every time we hit rapids, we would yell "PADDLE DAMMIT" :lol:
my mom had a cat named "I am"
"here I am.. here I am"
:lol: priceless
we never had any animal named like that..
that's hilarious though
my buddy Chris wanted to name his dog "Askum"
"what is your dog's name?" ... "askum"
"what is your name little doggie?"
his wife said no
so its name is Cane
he also has a dog named Able
We have a cat named psycho.
when she was little she used to run around like mad.
I really don't think cats need names, they never come when called
so they ultimately end up named "Here kitty, kitty"
:lol:
so true.. never thought about that
my ex-wife was Hungarian, she had some weird word for cats..
not even gonna try to spell it
Goulash?
umm... no
Chorizo?
WTF is that?
taco sauce?
mmmmm
that sounds delish
This is pretty tasty too
that looks VERY tasty. 8)
might have to post more in VIP
not too bad!
Yeah, seems like it's been pretty relaxed in there lately...
wtf.
yea... get on it fellas!
I'm gonna post whore soon enough...when everyone's sleeping
thats cheating
No that's being :ninja:
thats ok...
I am cutting back, you go ahead
Ok then. You run out of your geritol?
getting boring, and all the Spanish in chat is stupid, and I SHOULD be working
Are you being racist? :wtf: :krandall: Spanish or die
no, I just think american people who speak Spanish to "impress" people are pretentious.
like we all didn't take Spanish class in high school.
I mean.. really.. no one is impressed
mad props on the whoring BTW!
Word up :thumbs:
Yo quiero Taco Bell.
De donde eres tu?
Qual es la fetcha?
No comprende english... yo soy de estados unidos... no comprende english... jajajajaja! :lol:
du schlagen die fleische?
Quote from: Hefe on March 25, 2010, 05:10:57 PM
no, I just think american people who speak Spanish to "impress" people are pretentious.
like we all didn't take Spanish class in high school.
I mean.. really.. no one is impressed
mad props on the whoring BTW!
pretentious? just having fun. Besides: If I wanted to impress you, I'd tell you I hooked up with some high school chicks :lol:
LMFAO!
I think it's good that you guys learn to be multi-lingual.
Didn't happen when I was at school, but it does now
Too many people have no idea about someone elses culture, & language is the beginning to learning more
Quote from: dragonz on March 26, 2010, 02:43:57 PM
I think it's good that you guys learn to be multi-lingual.
Didn't happen when I was at school, but it does now
Too many people have no idea about someone elses culture, & language is the beginning to learning more
take that hefe! :lol: :lol:
kiss my hairy a$$
.......................
Random whoring
......................
Random abuse
F**K I'M BORED
Bored yet whored out?...What's boring about whoring?
Random Whore. :)
(http://media.ejbdotcom.net/content212/verysmallswimsuit.jpg)
Quote from: Spartan727 on March 30, 2010, 07:52:25 PM
Bored yet whored out?...What's boring about whoring?
Try whoring on your own for a few hours...................
That'd get boring indeed, gotta have a crew of 2-3 to whore effectively
Quote from: Krandall on April 02, 2010, 08:31:00 AM
That'd get boring indeed, gotta have a crew of 2-3 to whore effectively
get the f**k off mah corner!!! I work alone. :)
work?
:peels:
really... work?
peels "supposedly" works now w/ his new position...
bent over!!!
that would be a good position for him!
At least he's used to it. Since chicago he's never been the same.
sasquatch rape?
pretty much, all I remember hearing was how hot E's house was.... sweaty guys = turn on for sasquatch
damn... TMI!
Hey... I wasn't there...
talk to shawn, gunz, and peelz
I saw you touching yourself as they told the story!
no, that's cuz gunz was givin me his sexy face.
so hawt.
no rape in CHicago
liars :lol:
think you missed the point of the post :lol:
you were talking about whoring in groups. You can make more dollars if you own the corner alone.
whores :lol:
Still can't be a good hore if there's no traffic on ya corner!
If you gotta own a corner best make it a good one :nod:
Quote from: Krandall on April 02, 2010, 12:55:59 PM
no, that's cuz gunz was givin me his sexy face.
so hawt.
ahhh...
the gunz "sexy face"
yes, one can't resist that!
im not a whore, Im a groupie...BIIIIG difference.
but the "sexy face" is irresistible
chain
what is that posta mean?
means he's gonna chain your ass down so he can better take advantage of it
his skinny ass aint big enough to hold me down long enough to chain me
Quote from: Hefe on April 06, 2010, 08:51:53 AM
his skinny ass aint big enough to hold me down long enough to chain me
Yeah?
Those chain shaped bruises across your ass say otherwise
Aaron's screwing up threads.. posting in the wrong areas lol
Thats why its called "off topic" LOL
OK..........................................back on the chain gang fellas
Quote from: dragonz on April 06, 2010, 09:11:59 PM
Thats why its called "off topic" LOL
OK..........................................back on the gay train fellas
I knew somethin was up w/ you.... :homo:
that must have been his "first word that comes to mind"
Yup,
I've done that a few times when you're whorin big time sometimes your brain sees you clicking on one thing when really you clicked on something different.
yep, I have also
failwhores :(
not me. All my posts are spot on! :P
:lol:
yea.... sell your lies elsewhere!
you sit on a throne of lies!
you sit on PENIS!
sit on these. :bird:
:rofl:
:ban:
:lol:
:sit:
:door:
k,thx,bai
thats an awful lot of smileys
thank you. :)
welcome!
Krandall: singlehandedly de-valuing the karma system.
real men earn dat $hit! :lol:
I say :sit:
I earn mine!
Quote from: Hefe on April 09, 2010, 01:28:12 PM
I earn mine!
yeah you do. do you wear knee pads?
sometimes!
^^^only on days ending with "y" eh ^^^ :rofl:
mostly
Hefe is whoring a lot today. Makes me jealous he is so far away! :nod:
you want some of this huh?
Aww man. I feel so left out :(
you know you are #1 sugar buns!
Quote from: Hefe on April 13, 2010, 03:36:35 PM
you want some of this huh?
Beggers can't be too choosey! :lol:
wow.. 15 pages of crap!
awesome!
crap?
This is what's called QUALITY!
AKA Raptorsource material? :thumbs: :thumbs: :nana:
oh... that is what it's called
buggers or boogers?
well, when you see one you thumb your nose & you find the other when you pick it.............
WTF is a bugger
No idea.. some weird kiwi jargon.
Bugger=idiot or annoyance. See certain members for example :lol:
like that guy ↑
and that guy ↑
and that guy ↑
Dam whores... :lol:
16 pages of pure useless shit!
Quote from: Hefe on April 21, 2010, 03:49:48 PM
16 pages of pure useless shit!
Xerox owner's manual. :lol: printing inside joke, I laughed. :bird:
lame.
very lame peelz.
:gtfo: :door:
blah blah blah
I'm not leaving unless you do.
:wave: see ya!
"who's coming with me?"
we all left already... hurry up
Just relax I will be gone soon. I am out on the floor, runing the color printer. WHen I am done... more training. ;)
training = Giving handys to the boss?
yeah, gtfo already peelz
:jerkoff: = peels + boss
sit tight asshats. 12 more files.
"files"?
:peels:
you lucky devils, it crashed on page 11 of 12. but now, I am gone for real. :wave:
See ya :wave:
AMF!
GTFOML !!!! :lol:
Adiós Mother Fooker
Quote from: Hefe on April 23, 2010, 10:29:07 AM
Adiós Mother Fooker
oh...now we can speak spanish?.....
:bird: :lol:
nope...
only if it is your native language, and you are not great at English (like Vato)
how did this fall to the 2nd page.. not good!
You've been slacking.
dammit.. it fell again!
Keep it up.. That's pats motto while fluffin.
:sit:
No I say, "you better not shoot me again!"
hey.. Fluffers don't talk..
back on your knees
They're too pointy :(
who's a whore?
<------ that guy.
Surprised? Not me.
Who's a wanna be whore?^^^^^^ that guy!
Keep on trying slacker...I'll let you catch up.
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whore
But I have a Raptor 700...so keep on trying :lol:
HEY OH!!!! :lol:
:owned: by Pat. unfortunate.... :lol:
owned by THAT 700?
never!
We'll line em up one day Hefers... :lol:
you got it..
line them up on a MX track
I'm goin home in 15 mins.. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
And den?
ohh.. you little whores!
It's true.
Dis guyz a ho.
3 weeks off from whoring. I am gonna have work to do when I get back from cali :lol:
I friggin hit 3000 posts and didn't even notice???
Quote from: Hefe on June 07, 2010, 09:13:14 AM
I friggin hit 3000 posts and didn't even notice???
:whore:
Whoring so much you don't even know where your count is... ??? whore....btw
:whore:
Pats creapin up on 1000 :)
:whore:
^Pot to kettles
:peels:
Peelz has some work to do to hit 20k.
Then will cry when 1 post before 20k the board undergoes a total wipe resetting his post count to 50. :cry:
we don't need to do that, we have access to the mysql server
we can hax the database to say whatever we want
Hmmm....I think it's time for a few numbers to get dropped then >:D
Quote from: Hefe on June 07, 2010, 09:47:53 AM
we don't need to do that, we have access to the mysql server
we can hax the database to say whatever we want
:ninja:
Quote from: Krandall on June 07, 2010, 09:40:04 AM
Peelz has some work to do to hit 20k.
punched in and ready boss. :lol:
Mr.. I don't have to work for 3 weeks.. you've been slackin
doubt I will ever match your whorificness, so I am in cruise control now :lol:
funny, all I hear is.... :blah:
Me too...and the sound of the ocean when I hold my mouse up to my ear
my mouse makes squeaking sounds
Stop trying to force it up your bum-hole, Gere
no, I don't treat it like you do your gerbil
What's so wrong about telling a gerbil about what guys in NZ do to them? ???
I wanna be a certified post whore like my idol Seg...... :batman:
Seg is a chat post whore...on MR :lol:
Yay for Seg! :clap:
hes just a post whore in general pat. remember on rf you called him one back in the day :rofl:
Yeah I remember that...about the SLC guy calling out someone else?
Yup :rofl: good times
Now it's the other way around :help:
I wonder where hefer is? He is a slack ass ho.
Ya your way more of a post whore than him...... :rofl:
Quote from: redraptor23 on June 11, 2010, 09:30:13 AM
Ya your way more of a post whore than him...... :rofl:
Why thank you!!!
One of the best compliments I've had all day! :)
Not you Randy :cry: i was talkin about Pat :thumbs:
Quote from: redraptor23 on June 10, 2010, 05:23:52 PM
hes just a post whore in general pat. remember on rf you called him one back in the day :rofl:
A whore's a whore.... :lol:
:rofl: That was totally funny. I think I was talking to Pat on MR while I was talking shit him on RF :run: Too funny !
Quote from: SegKast on June 11, 2010, 12:10:03 PM
Quote from: redraptor23 on June 10, 2010, 05:23:52 PM
hes just a post whore in general pat. remember on rf you called him one back in the day :rofl:
A whore's a whore.... :lol:
:rofl: That was totally funny. I think I was talking to Pat on MR while I was talking shit him on RF :run: Too funny !
Yup!!!! :rofl: You got all fired up and made a smart ass remark. That was some funny shit. We didnt even know it was Pat.
Yeah, I had NO clue that was Pat there. 'Course I think that was like his first week on MR too, hadn't really met him at the time. Not that I would've changed my response :)
For sure.....he also had diff screen names so you woundnt have known anyways. :lol:
Whores!
K, thanx, bye!
:confused: :whore:
No doubt... I see none.
huh......
I see no hoez
Me either? ???
good point
Go look in the mirror fools! :rofl:
The mirror? Why?
Hmmm
Where the hell is that Ho Hefe?
right here..............
In your britches? ???
yes under my desk learning spanish so he can understand vato.
Yeah, I've seen him lurking, but he hasn't been posting. I'm wondering if works busy since people are out of school.
Or he's busy scoping out the playgrounds....:run:
:rofl:
isn't kindergarden more his style?
I dunno, since that court order is in effect he's not allowed near those areas...
:help:
Im a Bored WHORE tonight at work :tmnt: :thud: :woo: :ninja: :tank: :slap: :rockon: :ot: :riding: :turbo: :tonto: :nazi: :horsepop2:
:lol: I'll say, you own the entire first page tonight! Last post: Sand84
You're on a roll tonight. :rofl:
I try :lol:
:whore:
Did someone say Karma train rollin through?!
Damn whores :no:
WOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hefe's gonna have to whore double time when he gets done with his "project"
Should be easy for Hefe since he is the most epic skank whore of all time :lol:
;)
His project is sitting out side the local elementary school.... :help:
:lol:
Quote from: Krandall on July 01, 2010, 12:20:36 PM
His project is sitting out side the local elementary school.... :help:
:lol:
Someone should put the binoculars down long enough to call the cops
Quote from: dragonz on July 06, 2010, 03:10:50 AM
Quote from: Krandall on July 01, 2010, 12:20:36 PM
His project is sitting out side the local elementary school.... :help:
:lol:
Someone should put the binoculars down long enough to call the cops
Hey, just cuz they arent fuzzy and white like you like em. Doesn't mean you have to hate on him.
:lol:
Where are you, you old whore :(
:hefe:
Quote from: Spartan727 on August 02, 2010, 05:06:45 PM
Where are you, you old whore :(
:hefe:
dont take to offense i was with her last night shes not home yet???
HEFE!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
hefe iz one.
I think I hate you all!
you're such a liar. You luv us all :)
wait... lemmie check.. nope.. I hatez u!
:bs:
thats all I'm sayin
I am so proud.
HI
Oh, Hai!
hello
HOLA
holla!
La Jolla!
there ain no holla back girl.
wolves howling at the moon on your shirt gets you chicks...and super diabetes :lol:
(http://alltheyoungpunks09.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/3wolfmoon.jpg)
does this count?
(http://www.hefez.net/images/designall.jpg)
Quote from: Krandall on September 17, 2010, 02:37:13 PM
(http://alltheyoungpunks09.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/3wolfmoon.jpg)
gonna rock one of these when Nichole gets home from her trip. She will be so impressed! :lol:
Dude.. just make sure the kids arent' around, they don't wanna see you rippin her clothes off!
:rofl:
Rippin' clothes off??
Mondays suck! :help:
on my brothers favorite forum (a hunting forum) the "N" word is filtered to say "Monday"
so everytime I see "Mondays Suck", or "I hate Mondays"
I think it is a Racial Slur!
:lol:
Quote from: Hefe on September 20, 2010, 08:43:10 AM
on my brothers favorite forum (a hunting forum) the "N" word is filtered to say "Monday"
so everytime I see "Mondays Suck", or "I hate Mondays"
I think it is a Racial Slur!
LOL!
well, ahh, yeah Gudday
:wave: what's up dragonz?
Dragonz i thought we only got those in China :help:
whores! all of you! :rofl:
wait til I get my money right!!! :pimp:
^ whore
^slut
^whore, slut, hooker...all of it :lol:
midget porn fluffer^
^ Donkey Fluffer
Wohoo 1000 posts!
:whore:
:door:
i don't wanna go out. it's cold out there randi... :mn:
:thud:
lighten up atleast we got coffee to warm us up
:coffee:
Cold?!!!!
You ain't seen nothin yet.
Whores :P
Hmmm yes....
I was not offering one to you... I was calling you one! :rofl:
;)
Ok how much? And is she blonde or redhead?
Someone say whores?!!!
:woot:
I did.
And everyone came running.
with 2 one dollar bills
I only had 50 cents :( damn economy :cry:
Quote from: Spartan727 on October 15, 2010, 05:54:23 PM
I only had 50 cents :( damn economy :cry:
I don't think you could buy a condom from a gas station bathroom with that!
I was 25 cents short :(
go dig in the couch and you might find enough :lol:
I found a condom :clap: Wait what :confused:
am i too late for the whores?
never
They're always here...
(http://i53.tinypic.com/xcruko.jpg)
frigging whores!
I want some hefe! where are you hiding them? :whore:
In mah Britches.. thats where!
Welcome back....
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on October 20, 2010, 08:56:07 AM
I want some hefe! where are you hiding it? :whore:
Quote from: Hefe on October 20, 2010, 08:56:07 AM
In mah Britches.. get yo hands in there!
That may be a RASH suggestion
Rash...they got ointment for that :thumbs:
Pats a whore.......
a RE whore.
:woot: :cheer: RE RE :cheer:
too many smileys to be counted!
-1 post for pat.
:nazi:
:moon:
Screw you guys, I'm going...to another post :lol:
fine, then.. stop whoring this one!
ok I will :wave:
well... see ya later
:lol:
Asta luego!
I got lost...where's the way out again?
:door:
there ya go...
:lol:
Oh right instead of left....right.
Exit stage left pat...
right... no left... no wait! RIGHT!
ok :confused:
don't care how you go...just go :door:
gtfo already!
cripes. I cant believe he's STILL HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You'll never get rid of me :moon:
He can't resist our animal magnetism :lol:
No, he just spilled some superglue, & now is permanently attached to his keyboard, a chair, the desk, & his right forfinger to his forehead from scratching his head trying to figure out what to do next
we got rid of Pat once... but he came back :(
Are you saying you want to get rid of me again? :(
No.....
:nod:
:moon: All you guys can :sit:
where is that door?
???
somewhere....
plz shut it behind you.
:mn:
after I boot your ass out!
and ......
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.
.
.
.
.
.
BUMP!
bump... what was that? did we just run over Randy?
nope, wasn't me.
I was in the bed of the truck, I felt it.. might have been a mini-ho.
where is my damn dog?
goddammit... fuckers!
you were the one driving nukka,
quit takin naps on the road gramps!
Quote from: Krandall on December 20, 2010, 12:33:56 PM
you were the one driving nukka,
quit takin naps on the road gramps!
yeah! you might see snakes on the road. :rofl:
there are snakes on this muthafukkin plane!
THERES A SNAKE IN MAH BRITCHES!!!! :run:
or is it a worm?
inchworm...
nyuk nyuk nyuk get it? :lol:
PYTHON 8)
:lol:
Imagine how much we can pick on hime while he is gone!
Quote from: Hefe on December 20, 2010, 02:33:19 PM
Imagine how much we can pick on hime while he is gone!
this forum is mine! :lol:
In lieu of my absence.. I'm granting peelz access to nothing.
How about me?
swift kick in the ass?
:lol:
I'll take it :help:
Quote from: Hefe on December 20, 2010, 12:26:41 PM
where is my damn dog?
goddammit... phuckers!
:wave:
Quote from: Krandall on December 20, 2010, 03:26:08 PM
In lieu of my absence.. I'm granting peelz access to nothing.
chicken
we may grant Peels nothing... but we can strip Randy of everything!!!
Quote from: Hefe on December 22, 2010, 03:01:42 PM
we may grant Peels nothing... but we can strip Randy of everything!!!
Hmm hawt :raptorrally:
Quote from: Hefe on December 22, 2010, 03:01:42 PM
we may grant Peels nothing... but we can strip Randy of everything!!!
randy strips every wednesday night at the Man Cave already.
Preddy's man cave?
you know it. :mj:
I always get excluded from the fun stuff..
damn that restraining order from the state of NE
hefe, you ARE the fun stuff.
:piss1: restraining orders
sometimes I put on a fake beard and sneak in
that honestly frightens me. AND interests me. :lol:
I gave you a handy once with the beard on, and you didn't even know it was me!
surprise handies :lol:
those are the BEST!!!
Many of those were given at LS....:lol:
many were enjoyed there too!
^ you guys are whores.
:whore:
this is for all my nuccas that be whoring it up........ :beer:
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
GTFO :door:
30,000 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
Congrats whore :lol:
thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Krandall on January 17, 2011, 01:31:14 PM
30,000 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
Atta-boy. :)
Time for you to catch up now, slacker (peelz)
9310 for you to go peelz.
8)
cripes! hard to do nowadays
nobody else posts. So then youre sittin there waitin....for nothin :lol: :lol:
well we're here now, what are you waiting for?
psh, somedays you don't even show your face until like 4:30pm...
peak whorin hours are over by then!
Figures...and some of us have to work real jobs (occasionally) that don't involve computers :lol:
Quote from: Spartan727 on January 17, 2011, 01:58:52 PM
Figures...and some of us have to work real jobs (occasionally) that don't involve computers :lol:
true, lot lizard can be done completely internet free. Keep it up Saprtan
no, lot lizzarding is all online now peelz.
its kind of like e-harmony..
e-lizards.com
:lol:
I'm in the top 10 on that site :woot:
Happy Tuesday nukkas!
Is it tuesday? I thought it was monday still
Tuesday, my system tray says so.
it could be lying I guess..
Lying computers :mad:
this thread still bl**dy going?
Whores
Welcome back :wave:
i was just looking at some acient threads and you guys are whore........ wow!
Quote from: Krandall on January 18, 2011, 02:00:55 PM
Quote from: dragonz on January 18, 2011, 01:52:14 PM
this thread still bl**dy going?
Whores
jealous Phil>?
Always, never have enough time to really whore it up like I used to.
Back in the day, I was in the top 10 at RF..............
I'm supposedly on holiday still, but am trying to finish a quote for a major safety upgrade at a big customers factory...........
GRRRRRR
Just wanna go back to sleep to be honest
Brian and I are top 2 stil..and we havent been active there for coming up on 3 years lol
yeah, but you really are a serious f**n whore!
Do you even find time to ride your quad?
& how do you find the time to do actual work (that you might get paid for)???
:p
he doesn't work
I quit.
post whore 24/7
wtf you talkin bout willis???
damn right 8)
:lol:
Quote from: racinjason68 on March 03, 2011, 08:57:48 PM
wtf you talkin bout willis???
No-one here named "willis"
try a different site?
:P
Where's your next destination over here phil?
hey.. GTFOMT!
:door:
Quote from: Krandall on March 07, 2011, 07:20:14 AM
Where's your next destination over here phil?
Currently in Topeka, Kansas
& Hefe :moon:
its OUR thread now sucker :cheers:
Sounds like fun. How long you here, and only gonig to be in Kansas?
Quote from: Krandall on March 08, 2011, 07:48:26 AM
Sounds like fun. How long you here, and only gonig to be in Kansas?
Here for a week, maybe 2, then might do a quick road trip to see a customer in Eldorado Springs, Missouri.
After that will prob have a day or 2 in Rancho Cucamonga again.
Staying away from that Chapparal place though, spent too much money there last time!
Might see if I can get a day or 2 off in Denver, go see Aaron & Nikki, & possibly visit a client in Sidney Nebraska
Quote from: dragonz on March 09, 2011, 02:41:00 PM
Quote from: Krandall on March 08, 2011, 07:48:26 AM
Sounds like fun. How long you here, and only gonig to be in Kansas?
Here for a week, maybe 2, then might do a quick road trip to see a customer in Eldorado Springs, Missouri.
After that will prob have a day or 2 in Rancho Cucamonga again.
Staying away from that Chapparal place though, spent too much money there last time!
Might see if I can get a day or 2 off in Denver, go see Aaron & Nikki, & possibly visit a client in Sidney Nebraska
:( I missed my chance to meet the famous kiwi bastard :lol:
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on March 09, 2011, 03:13:12 PM
Quote from: dragonz on March 09, 2011, 02:41:00 PM
Quote from: Krandall on March 08, 2011, 07:48:26 AM
Sounds like fun. How long you here, and only gonig to be in Kansas?
Here for a week, maybe 2, then might do a quick road trip to see a customer in Eldorado Springs, Missouri.
After that will prob have a day or 2 in Rancho Cucamonga again.
Staying away from that Chapparal place though, spent too much money there last time!
Might see if I can get a day or 2 off in Denver, go see Aaron & Nikki, & possibly visit a client in Sidney Nebraska
:( I missed my chance to meet the famous kiwi bastard :lol:
Well, get in a car & come on down.
I'll be playing this town all week!
Cool, well, make sure to let me know if you ever make it round these parts.
Tentatively, we're shooting for New Zealand in 2 years. :)
Quote from: Krandall on March 10, 2011, 11:29:53 AM
Cool, well, make sure to let me know if you ever make it round these parts.
Tentatively, we're shooting for New Zealand in 2 years. :)
Well, guess if I knew where to find you, I might come looking................
2 years eh?
I might be home by then
:lol:
maybe. Otherwise, just give me your address, I'll keep the rappy warm for ya.
Quote from: Krandall on March 14, 2011, 08:33:28 AM
:lol:
maybe. Otherwise, just give me your address, I'll keep the rappy warm for ya.
Well if ya beat me there, how about fitting up the 719 kit I have on order from Kenz?
Quote from: dragonz on March 15, 2011, 02:38:01 PM
Quote from: Krandall on March 14, 2011, 08:33:28 AM
:lol:
maybe. Otherwise, just give me your address, I'll keep the rappy warm for ya.
Well if ya beat me there, how about fitting up the 719 kit I have on order from Kenz?
I wouldnt let Randall work on your quad....Just some friendly advice. :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol:
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on March 16, 2011, 08:12:35 AM
Quote from: dragonz on March 15, 2011, 02:38:01 PM
Quote from: Krandall on March 14, 2011, 08:33:28 AM
:lol:
maybe. Otherwise, just give me your address, I'll keep the rappy warm for ya.
Well if ya beat me there, how about fitting up the 719 kit I have on order from Kenz?
I wouldnt let Randall work on your quad....Just some friendly advice. :lol: :lol: :lol:
I hear he's about as mechanically gifted as a chimp with a goat fetish!
Quote from: dragonz on March 16, 2011, 06:13:08 PM
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on March 16, 2011, 08:12:35 AM
Quote from: dragonz on March 15, 2011, 02:38:01 PM
Quote from: Krandall on March 14, 2011, 08:33:28 AM
:lol:
maybe. Otherwise, just give me your address, I'll keep the rappy warm for ya.
Well if ya beat me there, how about fitting up the 719 kit I have on order from Kenz?
I wouldnt let Randall work on your quad....Just some friendly advice. :lol: :lol: :lol:
I hear he's about as mechanically gifted as a chimp with a goat fetish!
chimp with goat fetish...
so youve met Socal then?
:rofl:
ba dum crish!
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on March 16, 2011, 10:31:15 PM
Quote from: dragonz on March 16, 2011, 06:13:08 PM
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on March 16, 2011, 08:12:35 AM
Quote from: dragonz on March 15, 2011, 02:38:01 PM
Quote from: Krandall on March 14, 2011, 08:33:28 AM
:lol:
maybe. Otherwise, just give me your address, I'll keep the rappy warm for ya.
Well if ya beat me there, how about fitting up the 719 kit I have on order from Kenz?
I wouldnt let Randall work on your quad....Just some friendly advice. :lol: :lol: :lol:
I hear he's about as mechanically gifted as a chimp with a goat fetish!
chimp with goat fetish...
so youve met Socal then?
Well he's more of a Gorilla with a goat fetish.................
But a friendly one (though I wouldn't want to be a goat round him...............
wtp is up with the goats and gorillas?
get on my horse!!
Quote from: racinjason68 on March 18, 2011, 02:10:07 PM
wtp is up with the goats and gorillas?
get on my horse!!
but horses are soooooo yesterday
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpkgJg0hexw&feature=related
look at my horse my horse is amazing!
Quote from: dragonz on March 19, 2011, 07:16:06 AM
Quote from: racinjason68 on March 18, 2011, 02:10:07 PM
wtp is up with the goats and gorillas?
get on my horse!!
but horses are soooooo yesterday
yeah bro...narwhals are where it's at in 2011 :woot:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc
last linky didn't work???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnzFRV1LwIo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnzFRV1LwIo)
will you people just stay the hell outta my thread!
Quote from: Hefe on March 28, 2011, 11:05:09 AM
will you people just stay the hell outta my thread!
Youre just lucky its only your thread we're in!
It's OUR thread now :door:
Quote from: Hefe on March 28, 2011, 11:05:09 AM
will you people just stay the hell outta my thread!
I can't :)
(http://www.myspacefx.net/import/graphics/Funny_Graphics_and_Pics/lol-cats_i-love-this-thread-so-much.jpg)
thx for texting me back hefer :mad:
I was sooooo sleepy!
And fix the server
FIX IT!
sonofabitch!
yea.. yea
wife works sunday, So I should be game again.
kids were asking me when we're playing mariokart again :lol:
Nice!!! :lol:
Uhh, I can't tomorrow night, but wife works Saturday. So early evening? See if we can get Nikki/Ethan/MD/Any others
you are all lame
awww :(
jerk.
stuff to do tonight gettin ready to go outta town, but I dunno maybe.
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on March 31, 2011, 09:27:53 AM
stuff to do tonight gettin ready to go outta town, but I dunno maybe.
go on peelz, be decicive! :nod:
Quote from: dragonz on March 31, 2011, 12:03:23 PM
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on March 31, 2011, 09:27:53 AM
stuff to do tonight gettin ready to go outta town, but I dunno maybe.
go on peelz, be decicive! :nod:
well Ill be
decisive as soon as you become literate :lol:
I was talkin saturday, forgot you'll be gone. next week maybe. :)
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on March 31, 2011, 01:20:52 PM
Quote from: dragonz on March 31, 2011, 12:03:23 PM
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on March 31, 2011, 09:27:53 AM
stuff to do tonight gettin ready to go outta town, but I dunno maybe.
go on peelz, be decicive! :nod:
well Ill be decisive as soon as you become literate :lol:
The day you can spell aluminium I will take spelling advice from you..................:P
Quote from: dragonz on March 31, 2011, 02:53:26 PM
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on March 31, 2011, 01:20:52 PM
Quote from: dragonz on March 31, 2011, 12:03:23 PM
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on March 31, 2011, 09:27:53 AM
stuff to do tonight gettin ready to go outta town, but I dunno maybe.
go on peelz, be decicive! :nod:
well Ill be decisive as soon as you become literate :lol:
The day you can spell aluminium I will take spelling advice from you..................:P
dont start with me. that is not a word!! or is it.... :lol:
nope, made up word. and when they say it, they sound like idiots. :lol:
yeah even the quasi canadians think you have a f**ked up accent! :lol:
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on March 31, 2011, 03:03:01 PM
Quote from: dragonz on March 31, 2011, 02:53:26 PM
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on March 31, 2011, 01:20:52 PM
Quote from: dragonz on March 31, 2011, 12:03:23 PM
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on March 31, 2011, 09:27:53 AM
stuff to do tonight gettin ready to go outta town, but I dunno maybe.
go on peelz, be decicive! :nod:
well Ill be decisive as soon as you become literate :lol:
The day you can spell aluminium I will take spelling advice from you..................:P
dont start with me. that is not a word!! or is it.... :lol:
Shall we consult The Concise Oxford Dictionary???
wtf, I think I may lock this one down..
damn grammar freaks!
Quote from: dragonz on April 04, 2011, 06:42:39 PM
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on March 31, 2011, 03:03:01 PM
Quote from: dragonz on March 31, 2011, 02:53:26 PM
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on March 31, 2011, 01:20:52 PM
Quote from: dragonz on March 31, 2011, 12:03:23 PM
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on March 31, 2011, 09:27:53 AM
stuff to do tonight gettin ready to go outta town, but I dunno maybe.
go on peelz, be decicive! :nod:
well Ill be decisive as soon as you become literate :lol:
The day you can spell aluminium I will take spelling advice from you..................:P
dont start with me. that is not a word!! or is it.... :lol:
Shall we consult The Concise Oxford Dictionary???
How about I consult you right in the nuts! :lol: consult this!!!! :bird:
A lot of consultation is needed here...
way beyond consultation, more like therapy!
Quote from: Hefe on April 07, 2011, 02:44:15 PM
way beyond consultation, more like therapy!
I am beyond therapy.
Bring on the experimental behavioral adjustment drugs!
We definitely need something...38 pages of post whoring :funyun:
it is a little disturbing that it has gone on this long
Very disturbing....:stalker:
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on April 07, 2011, 02:47:59 PM
Quote from: Hefe on April 07, 2011, 02:44:15 PM
way beyond consultation, more like therapy!
I am beyond therapy.
Bring on the experimental behavioral adjustment drugs!
Failing that, how about my 5lb hammer?
That should elicit some serious attitude adjustment!
If I don't get it right however, you will still be able to qualify as an Australian.......
Wait a minute, from Iowa..............
Canadian, you will still qualify as a Canadian...............Sorry my bad :lol:
snow... still
talking 6" tomorrow to wednesday.
winter just won't let go.
Quote from: Hefe on April 14, 2011, 02:20:28 PM
it is a little disturbing that it has gone on this long
think it more disturbing that it has taken this much time to only have this many pages..............
meh,
I'm over it. :lol:
Me too. adios amigos
lies....
you guys are like bad checks, youll always come back
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on April 19, 2011, 03:54:16 PM
lies....
you guys are like bad checks, youll always come back
like wankng into the wind with those guys.............
don't matter how good it felt getting it out there, when it comes back it's going to be cold & sticky......... :jaw:
:rofl:
ho's
Quote from: Krandall on May 23, 2011, 07:18:21 AM
:rofl:
ho's
ho? I always considered myself more of a rake. The hard metal ones...not the homo flimsy plastic tined ones either :lol:
Randy, I thought you left?
who the hell are you?
:nod:
I try...
You do?
yes.... I do... now GTFO
Leaving....again :wave:
not before me. :confused:
:door: both of you!
Going out the door now...all the way to cali :moon:
have fun Pat!
Quote from: Spartan727 on June 22, 2011, 10:11:38 AM
Going out the door now...all the way to cali :moon:
:woot: getting the lube ready.
sianara pat.... if it gets bad call this number: 1-800-375-5283
immigration?
:rofl:
All the way in cali now...
Called that number
Quote from: Krandall on June 22, 2011, 12:31:34 PM
sianara pat.... if it gets bad call this number: 1-800-375-5283
Krandall is my hero, just sayin' :rofl:
Did you establish a safe word before you went? Use D.Sanchez....
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on June 23, 2011, 04:10:30 PM
Quote from: Krandall on June 22, 2011, 12:31:34 PM
sianara pat.... if it gets bad call this number: 1-800-375-5283
Krandall is my hero, just sayin' :rofl:
:rofl:
Thank you, Thank you, I'll be here all day!
in your world d-sanchez "" safe "" ?
You've been slacking, you whore...
I know...
I suck!
guess who's back... back again... Hefe'z back... tell a friend
Who's that?
i know im back :rolleyes:
When did you ever leave?
nope :clap:
Quote from: Hefe on July 18, 2011, 10:15:13 AM
guess who's back... back again... Hefe'z back... tell a friend
perfect, I left just in time. :thumbs:
if you left, then why are you here?
he's a pigment of your imagination.
Quote from: Hefe on July 18, 2011, 12:58:30 PM
if you left, then why are you here?
you, my good sir, pose an interesting question....-
Nobody ever leaves here...as much as they need to
it's like a black hole sucking us all back in :(
there is no escape...............
we could try to stay the hell out of this thread...
sounds like a plan Hefe...you first?
I will wait here and turn out the lights when I leave... go ahead
I wouldnt feel safe with you guys in the dark.... :help:
I don't feel safe with you guys in the LIGHT :run:
good point Pat
true. You all sum ugly mofos....turn dat light back off :lol:
Open the door first...don't let the bugs in though
Bugs who?
when my neice was little she would say "Bungs Bunny" he brother thought that was just the funniest thing ever!
well... this thread belongs on page 1 dammit!
Welcome back to page 1 :wave:
lets not let that happen again!
well ditch the chat box & get posting!
whores of the posts.
says the guy with 32,000 posts!
no doubt. postwhoring is sooooo 2009
:(
we're out of style :( :lol:
When were you guys ever IN style?
Oh pat.. If you only knew.
we actually set the trends Pat...
we have meetings and shit!
Funny, are you the ones that started velour and 8 track tapes?
no, but I have been known to rock some sweet bell bottom trousers, with platform shoes
The 70s were really good to you weren't they?
I have a few brown polyester suits in my closet. :nod:
What was the original color? :lol:
corduroy bell bottoms. and white boots
I might be the only one here who remembers the 70's :(
You might also be the only one that was alive in the 70s, other than peels
I lost my virginity in the early '80s
Quote from: Hefe on September 19, 2011, 02:07:47 PM
I might be the only one here who remembers the 70's :(
LSD flashbacks are not the same thing as memories............. :P
Quote from: Hefe on September 19, 2011, 02:07:47 PM
I might be the only one here who remembers the 70's :(
I remember them....but from a 1st grade standpoint :lol:
well, I was in gradeschool then too...
I "grew up" in the 80's
Quote from: Hefe on September 21, 2011, 10:01:19 AM
well, I was in gradeschool then too...
I "grew up" in the 80's
funny....now you are not even allowed near a school...que sera sera... :rofl:
200 feet isn't that far...
the courts hardly ever inforce that law anyway
no shame in your game.... 8)
:woot: yep!
shame is a good thing Hefe. One of the things separates us from the animal kingdom. :lol:
or in your case, a crowbar seperates you from animals
better be damned strong crowbar
who is that?..... just my Daaaaaaaaaaaadddd
baaaa means NO
baaa is kiwi for "bring it fuzzy!"
:dragonz:
The Greek vs. The Scot (named Jack)
A Greek and a Scotsman were sitting in a Starbuck's cafe one day discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, 'Well, we Greeks built the Parthenon,' arching his eyebrows.
The Scotsman then replies, 'Well... it was the Scots that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.'
The Greek retorts, 'We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.'
The Scotsman, nodding in agreement, says, 'Scots were the ones who built the first timepieces and calendars.'
And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says, 'The Greeks were the ones who invented sex!'
The Scotsman replies, 'Aye indeed, that is true, but it was we Scots who introduced it to SHEEP!'
Quote from: dragonz on September 29, 2011, 07:34:25 PM
The Greek vs. The Scot (named Jack)
A Greek and a Scotsman were sitting in a Starbuck's cafe one day discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, 'Well, we Greeks built the Parthenon,' arching his eyebrows.
The Scotsman then replies, 'Well... it was the Scots that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.'
The Greek retorts, 'We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.'
The Scotsman, nodding in agreement, says, 'Scots were the ones who built the first timepieces and calendars.'
And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says, 'The Greeks were the ones who invented sex!'
The Scotsman replies, 'Aye indeed, that is true, but it was we Scots who introduced it to SHEEP!'
LOL!!!!
44 Pages of Whores :thumbs:
Quote from: rookie on September 30, 2011, 01:45:00 PM
44 Pages of Whores :thumbs:
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you gotz some work to do
Oh I know I have alot of whoring around to do :thumbs:
Rookie, best you start by letting Kranberry have his wicked way with you now
That way at least you'll be a little "run in" before the heavy hitters come along for their turn,,,,,,,,,,,, :D :rofl:
Quote from: dragonz on October 01, 2011, 03:53:04 AM
Rookie, best you start by letting Kranberry have his wicked way with you now
That way at least you'll be a little "run in" before the heavy hitters come along for their turn,,,,,,,,,,,, :D :rofl:
Oh I have been reading their posts and I will not be going riding with any of them lol. If i do I will have a deadbolt on my tent!
:rofl:
like that would stop anyone....
:raptorrally:
padlocks are just a turn on. :rofl:
hell yea they are!
I never said Padlock... I said DEADBOLT! I will make sure I am in a bomb proof shelter :help: with no electronic's on it (as you all are "nerds") and can figure that shit out.
Cold Bud Light in hand what a great way to end a busy fucking day!
you will never escape the buttsecks
Quote from: Hefe on October 05, 2011, 08:39:11 AM
you will never escape the buttsecks
Hefe I don't know about you but i have escaped it for 22 years I think i can escape it for another 22
Quote from: rookie on October 05, 2011, 08:54:04 AM
Quote from: Hefe on October 05, 2011, 08:39:11 AM
you will never escape the buttsecks
Hefe I don't want to escape.
thats right....just let it happen. if you struggle, it will hurt
:rofl: I think i can escape it... but then again I may embrace it and make you all look straight... I mean it can't get any gayer when your on deployment on a boat with 5000 other people...(90% males)
LOL navy guy?
asshole stretchers :lol:
my cousin (in the Navy) says "it's ok to Jackoff, it's ok to admit you Jackoff... but for gods sakes... NEVER get caught Jacking off!
Quote from: Hefe on October 05, 2011, 03:33:24 PM
my cousin (in the Navy) says "it's ok to Jackoff, it's ok to admit you Jackoff... but for gods sakes... NEVER get caught Jacking off!
Or ask someone to jack you off?
Quote from: Hefe on October 05, 2011, 03:33:24 PM
my cousin (in the Navy) says "it's ok to Jackoff, it's ok to admit you Jackoff... but for gods sakes... NEVER get caught Jacking off!
:rofl: If you get caught you better to just shoot them in in the eye :nod:
Quote from: Spartan on October 05, 2011, 03:35:55 PM
Quote from: Hefe on October 05, 2011, 03:33:24 PM
my cousin (in the Navy) says "it's ok to Jackoff, it's ok to admit you Jackoff... but for gods sakes... NEVER get caught Jacking off!
Or ask someone to jack you off?
totally ok...
Soo Hefe, is there something you can help me with...:nod:
yepper!
drive north on I-75 for about a million miles, when you get to exit 151 in Michigan, take a right and go 10 miles... I will hook ya right up!
Be there soon :nod:
Quote from: rookie on October 05, 2011, 03:36:34 PM
Quote from: Hefe on October 05, 2011, 03:33:24 PM
my cousin (in the Navy) says "it's ok to Jackoff, it's ok to admit you Jackoff... but for gods sakes... NEVER get caught Jacking off!
:rofl: If you get caught you better to just shoot them in in the eye :nod:
shoot it in the captain's brandy
hefe hooked me up allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll weekend.
hooked you up with what? Crabs?
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on October 06, 2011, 08:33:17 AM
hooked you up with what? Crabs?
:clap: It's dinner time boys :jaw:
just use a little topical ointmnet Randy... it should clear right up
FERK that grab a toothpick a razor and a lighter... shave one half light the other half on fire and use the toothpick to skewer them and then use the lighter to cook them and then you have crabs for dinner :clap:
Oh yea... Sea food tonight!! :woot:
Quote from: Krandall on October 06, 2011, 09:36:01 AM
Oh yea... Sea food tonight!! :woot:
gross. are you anywhere near a "sea" any "seafood" you eat is at least 7 days old....
:lol: :puke:
Flash frozen sea food ftw
wow.. peels, was that english?
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on October 06, 2011, 09:41:18 AM
Quote from: Krandall on October 06, 2011, 09:36:01 AM
Oh yea... Sea food tonight!! :woot:
gross. are you anywhere near a "sea" any "seafood" you eat is at least 7 days old....
:lol: :puke:
not the stuff I harvest in mah britches :lol:
Quote from: Hefe on October 06, 2011, 09:59:26 AM
wow.. peels, was that english?
yes would you prefer espanol?
half these people dont understand punctuation anyways, so I dont bother. :lol:
:rofl:
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on October 06, 2011, 10:04:23 AM
Quote from: Hefe on October 06, 2011, 09:59:26 AM
wow.. peels, was that english?
yes would you prefer espanol?
half these people dont understand punctuation anyways, so I dont bother. :lol:
look at that guy.. he gets a little taste of mod powers, and it all goes to his head....
I've taught him well :nazi:
:lol:
Quote from: Krandall on October 06, 2011, 11:13:34 AM
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on October 06, 2011, 10:04:23 AM
Quote from: Hefe on October 06, 2011, 09:59:26 AM
wow.. peels, was that english?
yes would you prefer espanol?
half these people dont understand punctuation anyways, so I dont bother. :lol:
look at that guy.. he gets a little taste of mod powers, and it all goes to his head....
I've taught him well :nazi:
:lol:
what does mod power have to do with punctuation? you should be able to use it, regardless of how much privilege your online profile gets. LOL
he is becoming what he hates!
can i be a whore too?
:cheer:
spelling and punctuation is optional when you're a ho.
tru dat yo!
Quote from: Hefe on October 06, 2011, 11:41:24 AM
he is becoming what he hates!
rules and structure are boring. bring on the bedlam and disorder!
can I Pillage and plunder?
you can prune the hedges!!!!
Excuse me do u have some grey poopon?
Don't mind me, I'm just whore'n around.
this is a great thread!!!
(http://sedition.com/img/f/p/for-me-to-poop-on.jpg)
:2g1c:
soft serve ice cream om nom nom
I haz some soft serve for ya... in mah britches!
no thanks. I dont like ice cream with chunks
mmmmm chunky!
someone say chunky? :fatty:
you ain't heavy... you're my brother
More like :brick:
rocky road num nums
peels.... :door:
I would, but you locked the door
dammit... you were on the wrong side :(
He needs to be on the underside...
Peels like the fumunda!
aged just right, in a dark cave in austria
ass-tria
Ive been there
You are it :lol: :moon:
many... many people from here have been there!
And now it's getting repeat visitors...see you next october :kiss:
Welcom to Little Asshara Sand Dunes
Quote from: Hefe on October 07, 2011, 03:30:28 PM
Welcom to Little Asshara Sand Dunes
Don't you mean "Big AssofHorror Sand Dunes"? :D
So what the phuck happened to the site yesterday?
:whore:
:whore:
:kettle:
yes kettle, I am black. :lol:
Who cares what happened? What really matters is the real identity of slim shady....oops I mean white lightning
Quote from: Spartan on October 19, 2011, 11:51:44 AM
Who cares what happened? What really matters is the real identity of slim shady....oops I mean white lightning
:lol: Wasn't really asking what happened pat... was more trying to get this thread back to the top... and was speachless about the post before mine.
Quote from: Hefe on October 19, 2011, 10:57:44 AM
:whore:
Rookie
Newbie
Street Cred: 0
Online
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What a great post whore I am huh Hefe?
Pat, that was truly epic. :thumbs:
I got a log from all day...wondering if I should post it...:lol:
Post it up!
hell yea
hell no
hell I did it
hell no we wont go
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on October 19, 2011, 02:15:46 PM
hell no we wont go
Poor Peels got fucked with hardcore yesterday :lol:
whuh?
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on October 19, 2011, 03:09:30 PM
whuh?
Maybe if you turned off all the damn word filtering you would know.
I like the filters. They are fun, that is why I am here.
^^^^ there, now you know what they are, quit bitchin. Theres no excuse now. :rofl:
till they change
skillz.... we haz dem
no skillz. just fail
Maybe you... not hefe!
How and why is it that Hefe always kills this thread? :mad:
rookie :door:
hahah, the rookie is tellin gramps how it is
It's true you post and everyone else stops...
sometimes the old guys need a helping hand. :thumbs:
and we pay $10 for it on the street corners :(
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on October 20, 2011, 01:36:36 PM
sometimes the old guys need a helping hand. :thumbs:
I thought thats what you were here for Peels?
Quote from: Colorado700R on October 20, 2011, 01:38:52 PM
and we pay $10 for it on the street corners :(
Pay for it???
Who the f**K pays for it ???
oh sorry, forgot you were married now......................... :D
:owned:
^realizes he is also married...
:owned:
^also married....double owned
:owned: :owned:
^^^ realizes my wife is young and hot!
oops.. pat got in the way
I'm always :air: in the way :nod: :raptorrally:
you are NEVER in the way!
I'm on the way then? ??? :moon:
c*ckblocker
Cock Blocker in here somewhere?
basterd is always watching, waiting with the chair.... :confused:
(http://pictures.funnyforum.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/its-time-to-stop-posting.jpg)
:lol:
random whore
meh..... not too bad
Quote from: Hefe on November 04, 2011, 08:45:50 AM
meh..... not too bad
sorry Hefe, next time I shall post a sheep as I'm sure it will be more to your taste.............
I enjoy random whores :nod:
as long as the sheep is YOUNG!
less wool the better :thumbs:
yes.. shaved
Quote from: Hefe on November 07, 2011, 09:57:46 AM
yes.. shaved
but if it's shaved, how will your velcro gloves work?
Pour adhesive on the gloves?
Quote from: Spartan on November 08, 2011, 05:03:03 AM
Pour adhesive on the gloves?
Gotta support the animal kingdom on that one. Gorilla glue FTMFW
Quote from: Cammy on November 08, 2011, 07:20:11 AM
Quote from: Spartan on November 08, 2011, 05:03:03 AM
Pour adhesive on the gloves?
Gotta support the animal kingdom on that one. Gorilla glue FTMFW
so you're going to use gorilla glue on your sheep!
all we gotta do then is wait till ya got ya trou ruond your ankles & gloves firmly attached to the sheep, then fire a shotgun in the air.
:clap:
It's amazing how fast & far a sheep can run when suddenly startled!
(regardless of the "dead weight" that may be dragging behind them)
Quote from: dragonz on November 08, 2011, 03:07:53 PM
Quote from: Cammy on November 08, 2011, 07:20:11 AM
Quote from: Spartan on November 08, 2011, 05:03:03 AM
Pour adhesive on the gloves?
Gotta support the animal kingdom on that one. Gorilla glue FTMFW
so you're going to use gorilla glue on your sheep!
all we gotta do then is wait till ya got ya trou ruond your ankles & gloves firmly attached to the sheep, then fire a shotgun in the air.
:clap:
It's amazing how fast & far a sheep can run when suddenly startled!
(regardless of the "dead weight" that may be dragging behind them)
:rofl: :rofl: But you have to remember that he will have somewhat of a anchor dragging in the ground.
I like the way you think Dragonz.... :dragonz:
you sure you're not from Iowa? :rofl:
<---- quick whoring session today
^^^^ :whore: ^^^^
:nod:
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on November 09, 2011, 08:02:11 AM
I like the way you think Dragonz.... :dragonz:
you sure you're not from Iowa? :rofl:
Yeah, not into meth, & get nervous whenever I can't see either hills/mountains or waves, preferably both together
But you could see miles and miles of corn fields. Did I mention you could see peels! :humper:
Quote from: Cammy on November 11, 2011, 07:15:32 AM
But you could see miles and miles of corn fields. Did I mention you could see peels! :humper:
why do you think I got nervous when I couldn't see any hills/mountains/ocean..............
"I can see clearly now, the kiwi's gone....."
lol
you still in the states?
Quote from: dragonz on November 11, 2011, 07:46:34 AM
Quote from: Cammy on November 11, 2011, 07:15:32 AM
But you could see miles and miles of corn fields. Did I mention you could see peels! :humper:
why do you think I got nervous when I couldn't see any hills/mountains/ocean..............
:rofl: :rofl:
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on November 11, 2011, 08:15:30 AM
"I can see clearly now, the kiwi's gone....."
lol
you still in the states?
Yeah, last day in Colorado today. Fly to Rancho Cucamonga (LA area) tomorrow for a week, then home...............Finally
sorry... American people ONLY allowed in my thread so ... gtfo :door:
Should make it american people only on the forum? We'd lose like...4 people? :lol:
no equal opportunity RS? :bird:
:(
i guess ill go to MR. thats where all the beaners are hanging out these days......... :nana:
beaners.... :lol:
There is a rather large number of "beaners" on that site nowadays...
Thats cause MR
stands for mexican retar ds........... :lol:
i'll fit in just fine.
lol
LOL magz is more american than half of you basturds :lol:
:magz: = :tank: ???
:(
magz, I tried clicking the okay button, but it's not working....
(see mags avatar)
Quote from: Krandall on November 14, 2011, 12:10:30 PM
:(
magz, I tried clicking the okay button, but it's not working....
(see mags avatar)
you web-browser must have a gayporn filter :( dang interwebs natzis. ruin all the fun.
he does have a filter. One that filters ALL gayp0rn traffic to his pc. :thumbs:
good one peelz..
good one.
...............................
:lol:
a$$ :bird:
How did this drop back so far? I blame Gunz and his topic whoring!
Hefe if this is still at the top of the page look down and see what a real post whore can do.
136 posts... we all better watch out!
get off of our corner, whore.
note: not as easy to build post count these days. WIth the advent of the shoutbox, there is never 4 pages of new posts every time I get back to my PC. :lol: Used to be able to count on it
That and I don't know you guys on a personal level so kinda hard to post with you guys :lol:
Im a groupie
you give inspirational BJ's too :thumbs:
Quote from: rookie on December 09, 2011, 11:47:02 AM
That and I don't know you guys in the biblical sense of the word so kinda hard to post with you guys :lol:
It's pretty simple, rag the hell out of everyone, quote change whenever possible, & give the 2 fingered salute to the mods regularly........
Everyone will think you're a star
Quote from: dragonz on December 10, 2011, 01:14:52 AM
Quote from: rookie on December 09, 2011, 11:47:02 AM
That and I don't know you guys in the biblical sense of the word so kinda hard to post with you guys :lol:
It's pretty simple, rag the hell out of everyone, quote change whenever possible, & give the 2 fingered salute to the mods regularly........
Everyone will think you're a star
2 finger salute? I want one. :rofl:
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on December 10, 2011, 11:49:25 PM
Quote from: dragonz on December 10, 2011, 01:14:52 AM
Quote from: rookie on December 09, 2011, 11:47:02 AM
That and I don't know you guys in the biblical sense of the word so kinda hard to post with you guys :lol:
It's pretty simple, rag the hell out of everyone, quote change whenever possible, & give the 2 fingered salute to the mods regularly........
Everyone will think you're a star
2 finger salute? I want a four in one. :rofl:
nice. :lol:
thats a "shocker"!
Quote from: Krandall on December 14, 2011, 09:57:29 AM
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on December 10, 2011, 11:49:25 PM
Quote from: dragonz on December 10, 2011, 01:14:52 AM
Quote from: rookie on December 09, 2011, 11:47:02 AM
That and I don't know you guys in the biblical sense of the word so kinda hard to post with you guys :lol:
It's pretty simple, rag the hell out of everyone, quote change whenever possible, & give the 2 fingered salute to the mods regularly........
Everyone will think you're a star
2 finger salute? I want a four in one. :rofl:
4 fingers only??? I want the whole fist! :lol:
Quote from: PeelsSE2 on December 14, 2011, 11:18:31 AM
I'm shocked!
I want to see if you can clap..............
I've seen a picture of that.............
Disturbing to say the least :P
.... and hawt!