Man who go to bed w/ itchy butt wake up w/ stinky finger.
Man who sit on tack get the point.
man who stick dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts. :rofl:
:lol:
i here fo good time, not rong time.
Confucius Says:
War does not determine who's right. War determine who's left.
Man who sleeps on road, wakes up feeling run down.
Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out."
A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.
When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt.
Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.
He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing
Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.
People who make Confucius joke speak bad English
... Man who stands on toilet is high on Pot.
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time. :lol:
Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom. :clap:
Wife not part of furniture until screwed on bed :rolleyes:
Confuciuos say he who pee thru screen strain himself
Confuciuos say schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red handed.
Quote from: Jamie700R on August 22, 2008, 01:36:06 PM
Confuciuos say he who pee thru screen strain himself
Confuciuos say schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red handed.
:rofl:
ewww :puke:
Quote from: Jamie700R on August 22, 2008, 01:36:06 PM
Confuciuos say he who pee thru screen strain himself
Confuciuos say schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red handed.
HAHA :rofl:
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
~Brian
Quote from: Flynbyu on August 22, 2008, 02:43:05 PM
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
~Brian
GERD dammit i was just about to say that one :rofl: :rofl:
Woman who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house.
~Brian
Man who go through airport turnstyle backwards going to Bangkok.
~Brian
Quote from: Flynbyu on August 22, 2008, 03:17:01 PM
Man who go through airport turnstyle backwards going to Bangkok.
~Brian
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Cow with no legs, ground beef.
~Brian
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
~Brian
Man who fishes in another woman's well often catches crab.
~Brian
Quote from: Flynbyu on August 22, 2008, 03:22:40 PM
Cow with no legs, ground beef.
~Brian
:rofl:
ERMAHGERD.. that's freaking awesome!
Man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist.
~Brian
It take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it.
~Brian
To meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better!
~Brian
Man who put pea in soup very unclean.
~Brian
War not determine who right. War determine who left.
~Brian
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk
Quote from: Flynbyu on August 22, 2008, 03:26:30 PM
To meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better!
~Brian
that's f'in great! :lol: