RaptorSource.com

Other/Off-Topic => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Krandall on August 22, 2008, 11:19:59 AM

Title: Confucius say:
Post by: Krandall on August 22, 2008, 11:19:59 AM
Man who go to bed w/ itchy butt wake up w/ stinky finger.


Man who sit on tack get the point.


man who stick dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Confucius say:
Post by: Peelz on August 22, 2008, 12:21:30 PM
 :lol:

i here fo good time, not rong time.
Title: Re: Confucius say:
Post by: Peelz on August 22, 2008, 12:47:23 PM
Confucius Says:

War does not determine who's right. War determine who's left.

Man who sleeps on road, wakes up feeling run down.

Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out."

A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.

When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt.

Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.

He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing

Man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

People who make Confucius joke speak bad English
Title: Re: Confucius say:
Post by: Segkast on August 22, 2008, 12:49:35 PM
... Man who stands on toilet is high on Pot.
Title: Re: Confucius say:
Post by: Krandall on August 22, 2008, 12:57:32 PM
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.  :lol:
Title: Re: Confucius say:
Post by: Segkast on August 22, 2008, 12:59:45 PM
Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.  :clap:
Title: Re: Confucius say:
Post by: Segkast on August 22, 2008, 01:10:50 PM
Wife not part of furniture until screwed on bed  :rolleyes:
Title: Re: Confucius say:
Post by: Jamie700R on August 22, 2008, 01:36:06 PM
Confuciuos say he who pee thru screen strain himself
Confuciuos say schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red handed.
Title: Re: Confucius say:
Post by: Krandall on August 22, 2008, 01:40:50 PM
Quote from: Jamie700R on August 22, 2008, 01:36:06 PM
Confuciuos say he who pee thru screen strain himself
Confuciuos say schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red handed.

:rofl:


ewww   :puke:
Title: Re: Confucius say:
Post by: Peelz on August 22, 2008, 02:39:32 PM
Quote from: Jamie700R on August 22, 2008, 01:36:06 PM
Confuciuos say he who pee thru screen strain himself
Confuciuos say schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red handed.

HAHA :rofl:
Title: Re: Confucius say:
Post by: Flynbyu on August 22, 2008, 02:43:05 PM
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

~Brian
Title: Re: Confucius say:
Post by: kyledvor61 on August 22, 2008, 02:52:35 PM
Quote from: Flynbyu on August 22, 2008, 02:43:05 PM
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

~Brian
GERD dammit i was just about to say that one :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Confucius say:
Post by: Flynbyu on August 22, 2008, 03:10:49 PM
Woman who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house.

~Brian
Title: Re: Confucius say:
Post by: Flynbyu on August 22, 2008, 03:17:01 PM
Man who go through airport turnstyle backwards going to Bangkok.

~Brian
Title: Re: Confucius say:
Post by: kyledvor61 on August 22, 2008, 03:17:52 PM
Quote from: Flynbyu on August 22, 2008, 03:17:01 PM
Man who go through airport turnstyle backwards going to Bangkok.

~Brian
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Confucius say:
Post by: Flynbyu on August 22, 2008, 03:22:40 PM
Cow with no legs, ground beef.

~Brian
Title: Re: Confucius say:
Post by: Flynbyu on August 22, 2008, 03:23:55 PM
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

~Brian
Title: Re: Confucius say:
Post by: Flynbyu on August 22, 2008, 03:24:28 PM
Man who fishes in another woman's well often catches crab.

~Brian
Title: Re: Confucius say:
Post by: Krandall on August 22, 2008, 03:24:47 PM
Quote from: Flynbyu on August 22, 2008, 03:22:40 PM
Cow with no legs, ground beef.

~Brian

:rofl:

ERMAHGERD.. that's freaking awesome!
Title: Re: Confucius say:
Post by: Flynbyu on August 22, 2008, 03:25:01 PM
Man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist.

~Brian
Title: Re: Confucius say:
Post by: Flynbyu on August 22, 2008, 03:25:38 PM
It take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it.

~Brian
Title: Re: Confucius say:
Post by: Flynbyu on August 22, 2008, 03:26:30 PM
To meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better!

~Brian
Title: Re: Confucius say:
Post by: Flynbyu on August 22, 2008, 03:28:16 PM
Man who put pea in soup very unclean.

~Brian
Title: Re: Confucius say:
Post by: Flynbyu on August 22, 2008, 03:28:54 PM
War not determine who right. War determine who left.

~Brian
Title: Re: Confucius say:
Post by: kyledvor61 on August 22, 2008, 03:29:37 PM
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Confucius say:
Post by: Peelz on August 22, 2008, 04:55:10 PM
Man who run in front of car get tired.

Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk
Title: Re: Confucius say:
Post by: Peelz on August 22, 2008, 04:55:37 PM
Quote from: Flynbyu on August 22, 2008, 03:26:30 PM
To meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better!

~Brian

that's f'in great! :lol: