http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20080814/sc_livescience/peoplereallydolookbetterwhenyoudrink
I'm lookin even better tonight........... :cheers:
no shit i could have told you that!
I had a buddy in college we nicknamed " THE BEAST MASTER" he jumped on that grenade so many times we lost count :lol: After half a bottle of jack daniels (1.75l) he'd f**ck any girl that walked upright (those were his only two requirements) :rofl:
a real team player he was.... so heres to Mike :cheers: for saying "dont worry :nana: " and sure enough :humper: he kept to his word :thumbs:
its about time this was proven to be true
had the perfect pic for this thread, now I can't find it :'(
As much as i drink i have never tryed to hit in a fat girl. :lol: I usually try to hit on the fine ass girls that wouldnt give me a look if i had a 2 foot dick. :lol:
:rofl: sure dick. most all girls look hot when ur drunk
Quote from: BADRAP08 on August 17, 2008, 02:53:22 PM
no shit i could have told you that!
I had a buddy in college we nicknamed " THE BEAST MASTER" he jumped on that grenade so many times we lost count :lol: After half a bottle of jack daniels (1.75l) he'd f**ck any girl that walked upright (those were his only two requirements) :rofl:
a real team player he was.... so heres to Mike :cheers: for saying "dont worry :nana: " and sure enough :humper: he kept to his word :thumbs:
Had a friend like that named Mike.
For shits and giggles, we'd put his girls on "Showtime".
Showtime was a room in this house across the street from Missour State University where a friend of mine lived. There was a hole in the wall, and the wall had pictures on both sides of the wall to cover said hole.
When Mike would bag a skank or a fat chick, we would call it "Showtime" and watch him get crazy with these hoes.
:lol:
Those where the days.
He was nailing this chick once doggie and was slapping her on the ass......he said "Who's your daddy?" "Who's your daddy?"
She said....."His name is Charles and he works at Sears."
We all DIED laughing.
~Brian
Quote from: BRAD on August 22, 2008, 08:20:31 AM
:rofl: sure dick. most all girls look hot when ur drunk
I dont think so. My stanards are prob higher than they should be. But it hasnt stoped me yet.
Quote from: Flynbyu on August 22, 2008, 03:59:05 PM
Quote from: BADRAP08 on August 17, 2008, 02:53:22 PM
no shit i could have told you that!
I had a buddy in college we nicknamed " THE BEAST MASTER" he jumped on that grenade so many times we lost count :lol: After half a bottle of jack daniels (1.75l) he'd f**ck any girl that walked upright (those were his only two requirements) :rofl:
a real team player he was.... so heres to Mike :cheers: for saying "dont worry :nana: " and sure enough :humper: he kept to his word :thumbs:
Had a friend like that named Mike.
For shits and giggles, we'd put his girls on "Showtime".
Showtime was a room in this house across the street from Missour State University where a friend of mine lived. There was a hole in the wall, and the wall had pictures on both sides of the wall to cover said hole.
When Mike would bag a skank or a fat chick, we would call it "Showtime" and watch him get crazy with these hoes.
:lol:
Those where the days.
He was nailing this chick once doggie and was slapping her on the ass......he said "Who's your daddy?" "Who's your daddy?"
She said....."His name is Charles and he works at Sears."
We all DIED laughing.
~Brian
:rofl: im about to fall over here Brian thats the funniet shit i ever heard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymOGM3d1cMU
Showtime was awesome.
Those were the days.
~Brian
Quote from: Flynbyu on August 22, 2008, 03:59:05 PM
Quote from: BADRAP08 on August 17, 2008, 02:53:22 PM
no shit i could have told you that!
I had a buddy in college we nicknamed " THE BEAST MASTER" he jumped on that grenade so many times we lost count :lol: After half a bottle of jack daniels (1.75l) he'd f**ck any girl that walked upright (those were his only two requirements) :rofl:
a real team player he was.... so heres to Mike :cheers: for saying "dont worry :nana: " and sure enough :humper: he kept to his word :thumbs:
Had a friend like that named Mike.
For shits and giggles, we'd put his girls on "Showtime".
Showtime was a room in this house across the street from Missour State University where a friend of mine lived. There was a hole in the wall, and the wall had pictures on both sides of the wall to cover said hole.
When Mike would bag a skank or a fat chick, we would call it "Showtime" and watch him get crazy with these hoes.
:lol:
Those where the days.
He was nailing this chick once doggie and was slapping her on the ass......he said "Who's your daddy?" "Who's your daddy?"
She said....."His name is Charles and he works at Sears."
We all DIED laughing.
~Brian
:rofl: :rofl: