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Offline Peelz

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Horton Hears a "HO"
« on: July 19, 2008, 09:57:52 AM »
A little poem for ya'

better than the Jim Carrey movie.....

On the fourteenth of june, at night, on the street.
Where they open the hydrant to cool off the heat.
Horton the hippo was splashing, having great fun.
When my little Horton heard someone.

"How bout a date you'll never forget?"
Horton stared at a HO.. wearing thigh high fish nets.
"I'll treat you right and show you heaven"
So they went to the alley behind the 7-11.

"let's get this done quick, so nobody knows"
Then Horton saw something bulging through her panty hose.
Wait! said horton, "what rot, what rot!"
"You're not a woman, a HO you are not!"

"Bull$hit!", said the HO, "now, give me my money"
Up drove her pimp named 'sweet sugar honey'
He popped my man horton, three times in the head.
If you ask the Ho, he's lucky he's not dead.

Toots and bazookas, lollipops, green and red,
were dancing around poor hortons bruised head.
The moral of Hortons story, sad, but true.
NEVER trust a Ho with a bigger weenie than you.

 :rofl: hope everyone is having a great weekend....
Krandall: "peelz. I'll be real with you. As much as I hate on you for soccer, I really don't mind it"


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Re: Horton Hears a "HO"
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2008, 05:06:14 PM »
nice.  :rofl:
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Re: Horton Hears a "HO"
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2008, 09:24:12 PM »
Saw it on a HBO comedy show when I was in high school, for some reason, I remember it all... :rofl:
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Re: Horton Hears a "HO"
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2008, 12:09:36 AM »
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Re: Horton Hears a "HO"
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2008, 07:40:46 AM »
Saw it on a HBO comedy show when I was in high school, for some reason, I remember it all... :rofl:


wow. lol :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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07 700R raptor SE (black & orange)
DG nerf bars (black, thanks bmust)
custom engine skid, and A-arm gaurds (Thanks bmust)
custom made grab bar & fender mounts (black)
tusk billet gas cap (black)
OMI stem mount
razr2's
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PCIII
FCI with box
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Re: Horton Hears a "HO"
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2008, 08:20:06 AM »
 :humper: :fruity:
sold the raptor....full on 05 yfz in progress...

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Re: Horton Hears a "HO"
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2008, 09:07:36 AM »
 :rofl:
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