'twas the night before XMas, and all through the 'net,
Not a RS member was logged on, except Spartan, I bet.
I know That fuker's lurking, just waiting to swoop,
Acting like He can't hear, when his ears are just full of poop.
and Krandall? I'm sure hes in front of his mirror, dressed up in drag,
fukin nazi's been messing with my shoutbox, I blame him for the lag.
what in the hell happened to preddy, or do I even care?
nope, not really, not a single C#nt-hair.
He's probably with Langford in the Alley out back,
Preddy likes his dudes dark, and we all know Langy is black.
And who is this guy typing shit I can't read?
Why, it must be Geo...dear GERD, please don't let him breed.
hmm, maybe Adam could tell me wtf that guy types...
too bad he's at staples scaring people with his leg...CRIPES!
Mad Dog is somewhere feeling like he's better than us,
when he's really much worse, JUST SAYIN', get your ass back on this bus!
Aaron is back from Asia, recovering from surgery, and trying to chill.
I hope he enjoys his new vagina, I guarantee 4gunz4x4z will...
Speaking of Gunz, he's got the sexiest Rappy,
Keep him busy Aaron, while I steal it, to make myself happy.
WHat about lady? Did anyone notice she was gone, meh...me neither...
Hope she enjoys Aaron's fuzzy new beaver.
Kamakazi...well he could be down here too, with a skip and a hop,
but his d!ck is stuck in a yak, he's much too excited to stop.
Meanwhile, funyun's Mommy has just tucked him down for the night,
But hes so fat from too much wendy's, that his diaper's too tight.
Magz has gone missing, last seen in Tijuana,
head on down, hell give you a donkey show if you wanna....
Hefe, come on man put your junk away please,
You're already not allowed within 200 feet of a school, or a chuck E cheese.
ME? What Am I doing and Why I can't get there, you ask?
Making meth and nailing 1 dollar strippers is an arduous task.
SO don't put a guy down for how he makes a living,
when it comes to hookers and meth, come on, be forgiving!!!
so....another year's over, it's gone by so fast.
Still bitter and angry I missed the rally, oh well that's in the past.
Next year is shaping up to be another good year,
You can bet your sweet ass Ill be there next time, ready to ride, and drink some cheap beer.
Lets make sure and have fun, because there may be no more rallies!
2012 is coming... let's ride bitches! you bunch of GERD damned sallies!
merry xmas whores!
