Hope you postwhores and minihos get a laugh out of reading this. I sure did writing it.
We have squat to do at work, but we have to stay here, so used my time wisely.
If I forgot you I am sorry. Add it in with your post.
Have a great holiday season folks.
Twas' the night before Xmas, and all through the Source,
Not a member is stirring, except for the mini-hos, of course.
Krandall is fixing server problems while wearing his sexy gay sweater,
and wondering if black or blue handguards would be better.
Flynbyu has just posted facts of the day, and some pics of cameltoes and thongs,
if he didn't, it would feel like something went horribly wrong.
Socal just got done combing the fur on his cascadian frame,
and telling Kyle that all his of posts are worthless and lame.
Colorado700r has on his open toed sandals, to stomp some hippies from Boulder
Not sure how he can do that, with his velcro-clad gloves on a Wooly sheep's shoulder.
B-rad is fighting with his girlfriend like you'd expect.
Posting grammar failures all night like a drunken redneck.
Kyle is posting emoticons and pics of his girl that are fake
Hoping people quit teasing him about being gay.
(repeat line for darkside and exentix)
Though Dick, due to rules at work, is not on much anymore,
could be known as the late, late, late shift whore.
Raptor Randy is building some really fast boats,
and drinking too much Crown Royal, I sure hope he floats.
We really cannot forget good old raptorkid and his curb
traded his raptor for a Pumpkin...ERMAHGERD what a nerd.
What about our friend Lil' Buddha who comes and goes in a rush
Posting great words like 'Denouement' that makes even grammar ninja blush.
What's up with 4x4gunz' tires, and his boy's bitchin' hairdo?
WTF are they green, oh, and you live close to dunes...so f**k you!
And preddy08 is whining about those bad engine builds again,
and deciding what trailer to brew his special recipe in.
Don't forget Beaner, who likes midgets... in fact.
He once pissed and $hit his pants when his mower and fence attacked.
And our old pal Warren, who must have said "F**K!"
when he drove his lady's Wolvy through the back of his truck.
And one of our guys Temptation deals with an OCD,
and doesn't ride his quad, but gahdamn that sucka is clean!
One our newer members is RappyPrincess,
IMHO...I bet it is just Aaron in a dress.
If you need help with your Grammar, or just to get high,
shoot a pm to Peels660...he is your guy.
Happy Holidays whores. Thanks for making this a great site to waste my days away.
