Quote O' The Day

[Krandall]

'One machine can do the work of 50 ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. ' -Elbert Hubbard

[Colorado700R]

dabigbratj: I'll suck yo' dick fo a dolla

[Hefe]

[Today at 04:05:02 PM] unclesharty: MMMMMM Moomies!

[Krandall]

'An actor's a guy who, if you ain't talking about him, ain't listening.' -Marlon Brando

[Krandall]

'Spontaneity is total sincerity - and as a rule the civilized adult is goaded into it only by despair, suffering or imminent death.' -Alan Watts

[Krandall]

'Every time a gun goes off in a have-not country another Communist is born.' - Goodman Ace

[Lady4Fiddy]

Every time there is an awkward silence a homosexual is born.

[Peelz]

Every time there is an awkward silence a homosexual is born.

why is everyone here so quiet today?

[Lady4Fiddy]

Every time there is an awkward silence a homosexual is born.

why is everyone here so quiet today?

I guess today will be a day in history... It will be called the San Francisco Baby Boom!

[Krandall]

funyun: i need some intense mounting

(See Erich, Peelz, or Preddy) 

[Krandall]

'The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves that they don't give a damn.' -Agatha Christie

[Diggs59]

You can pick out the ones who stand in front of their mirror, pull back the little junk that GERD gave them, simulating a vagina.

Don't get me wrong, I do that too, but only because I consider that 30 seconds of Silence of the Lambs to be a cinematic snapshot of courageous acting. They do it because ........ well ....... they're not cut out to carry a package. ---Mr. Harden-Thicke from WVSports.com







  I promise you that site is comedic gold.

[Krandall]

'No one can make us hate ourselves like an admirer. ' -Cyril Connolly

[dragonz]

"Do you have a de-humidifier in here?"

"no sir, why do you ask?"

"because my beer seems to have evaporated"

[Peelz]

...what if the hokie-pokie is really "what it's all about"?

-me