Three football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot
sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and
discovered a nude female, dead drunk.
Out of respect and propriety, the fan from KU took off his cap and
placed it over her right breast. The Nebraska fan took off his cap and
placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, but with some
grumbling, the AR fan took off his cap and placed it over her girly part.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted
his inspection. First, he lifted up the KU cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Nebraska cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the AR cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.
The KU fan was becoming annoyed and finally asked, 'What are you, a
pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?
'Well,' said the officer, 'I am simply surprised. Normally when I
look under an Arkansas hat, I find an asshole.
~Brian