hey "raptor buddies" check out this lol
So I told my mom about the billion dollars story, and how it reminded me of my son, Aidan. 2 years ago we took him to Disneyland aka "magic kingdom" and he said "its not magic dad, it's people working really hard so we can have a good time" 100 truth! Now, I could be all boohoo about it, like hes lost his childhood and all that crapola...but really...I was the same way. Hes not sad, hes realistic. He still enjoys himself. .Dont believe in $hit you cant see or touch etc... I'm sort of proud of him....in a way. But anyways, I read her the story, then she says "why are you guys always so negative?" negative? I find the story both creative AND hilarious. And my kids have me in tears at least once a day. Thats why I have them. It certainly wasnt to further the human race, theres already too damned many of us.
LOL Have I been jaded by you guys and the internet? I blame Randy, Aaron and Brian for this.
But it gets better...... then she says "why is your humor so tasteless...and I'm beginning to think those 'friends' of yours on FB really think you do meth" So I say "umm well Iowa has two main staples, meth and corn....and I dont like corn"
Firstly: LOLOLOLOL
secondly: this is my problem with the internet. so SRS all the damned time. and if you see it on FB then it MUST be true, and if you DON'T see it, it isnt.
tried explaining this, but to no avail.
I think she was ranty because she had just found out the truck she JUST bought my brother was totalled, because he cant drive on ice.... ugh. 7500 damage on a 10,000 dollar truck....now shes gonna have to buy him another one...
I simultaneously cringe and die laughing at you guys' posts... especially the ones with enormous mooseknuckles. I had "review tags before posting" checked, but that was boring. Its more fun to get a message that one of you posted something....then open and start LOLing. "aww $hit, my family just saw this" almost guaranteee theyve all blocked me.
