received in an email this morning.
"Apartment Rental"
>>
>>
>> A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and
>> Agrees to spend the night with her for $500.
>>
>> He spends the night with her but before he leaves,
>> He tells her that he does not have any cash with him,
>> But he will have his secretary write a check and mail it to her,
>> Calling the payment
>> 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'
>>
>> On the way to the office he regrets what he has done,
>> Realizing that the whole event was not worth the price.
>> So he has his secretary send a check for
>> $250 and enclosed the following typed note:
>>
>>
>>
>> Dear Madam:
>>
>> Enclosed you will find a check in the amount of $250 for rent of your
>> Apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I
>> Rented the apartment, I was under the impression that;
>>
>> 1) it had never been occupied;
>> 2) that there was plenty of heat; and
>> 3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
>> However, I found out that it had been previously occupied,
>> That there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large
>>
>> Upon receipt of the note,
>>
>> The girl immediately returned the check for $250
>>
>> With the following note:
>>
>>
>> Dear Sir,
>>
>> First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a
>> Beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
>> As for the heat, there is plenty of it,
>> If you know how to turn it on.
>> Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size,
>> But if you don't have enough furniture to fill it,
>> Please don't blame the landlady.
>>
>> Send the rent in full or we will be forced to
>> Contact your present landlady
