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Other/Off-Topic => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Krandall on July 07, 2009, 07:23:58 AM
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'Trends are very dangerous, because they're usually temporary and can sometimes make you look ridiculous.'
-Tommy Hilfiger
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'Building a car company has to be one of the hardest ways to make a buck.' -Elon Musk
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'Every woman who is not absolutely ugly thinks herself handsome. ' -Philip Dormer Stanhope
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'If you accept the condition of unarmed helplessness, you are irresponsible.' -Ted Nugent
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....pen is mightier than the sword?
"You take the pen, I'll take the sword, you can write some $hit til' I cut your f**king head off"
:lol: :lol:
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'Live now, believe me, wait not till tomorrow; gather the roses of life today. ' -Pierre de Ronsard
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"My hillbilly instinct tells me, when you're ready to drive a golf cart you should have a beer." -Johnny Depp
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'I believe that this nation should commit itself to achieving the goal... of landing a man on the moon and returning him safely to Earth.'
-John F. Kennedy
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"Da FERK did all of these Indians come from???"
Lt. Col Custer at the Little Big horn
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"Da FERK did all of these Indians come from???"
Lt. Col Custer at the Little Big horn
:lol:
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"Don't Nuke my trailer bro!!" :'(
Kenny
:lol:
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"I installed a skylight in my apartment...The people who live above me are furious." -Stephen Wright
:lol:
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Im every woman, its all in me
Anything you want done, baby
Ill do it naturally
Im every woman, its all in me
I can read your thoughts right now
Every one from a to z
I can cast a spell
With secrets you cant tell
Mix a special brew
Put fire inside of you
But anytime you feel
Danger or fear
Instantly I will appear, cause
Im every woman, its all in me
Anything you want done, baby
Ill do it naturally
Im every woman, its all in me
I can read your thoughts right now
Every one from a to z
I can sense your needs
Like rain on to the seeds
I can make a rhyme
Of confusion in your mind
And when it comes down
To some good old fashioned
love
Thats what Ive got plenty of, cause
Im every woman, its all in me
Anything you want done, baby
Ill do it naturally
Im every woman, its all in me
I can read your thoughts right now
Every one from a to z
I aint braggin cause Im the one
You just ask me ooh and it shall be done
And dont bother to compare
cause Ive got it
Ive got it, Ive got it, yeah
Im every woman
-Preddy08
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^^^^ Goes to show women are EVIL!!!! >:D
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The type of girl you wanna chew all of my bubble gum (yep)
the type of gurl you wanna chew all of my bubble gum.
I'm the type of girl ya wanna take to ya mama house,
t-t-t-take to ya mama house.
-Colorado700R
:thumbs:
go watch Mall Cop :lol:
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Its rainin' men, Hallelujah, Its rainin' men, Ame-en
Im gonna go out, Im gonna let myself get, Absolutely soakin' wet
Its raining men, Hallelujah, Its raining men, every specimen
Tall, blond, dark and lean, Rough and tough and strong and mean
GERD bless Mother Nature, Shes a single woman too
She took on the heavens, And she did what she had to do-hoo
She fought every angel, She rearranged the sky-y
So that each and every woman, Could find the perfect guy-uy
Hallelujah, its rainin' men, yeah
~Duet by Peels & Colorado
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette
I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
(LA face with Oakland booty)
I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"
So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back x4
~russ
(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o141/jono1904/bigbutts.jpg)
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Well played sir. :lol:
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ERMAHGERD! Baby Got Back!!!! :rofl:
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'Hello, Neil and Buzz, I'm talking to you by telephone from the White House, and this certainly has to be the most historic telephone call ever made... Because of what you have done, the Heavens have become a part of man's world.' -Richard Nixon
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"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day."
-Harry S. Truman.
:lol:
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[Today at 03:07:45 PM] PeelsSE2: I like kids.
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[Today at 03:07:45 PM] PeelsSE2: I like kids.
disturbingly, you would say this, and you have no children, I do. :lol:
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[Today at 03:07:45 PM] PeelsSE2: I like kids.
disturbingly, you would say this, and you have no children, I do. :lol:
I have a few kids, their just bound and gaged in the back of my van :nocomment:
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"Who wants some candy, got some skittles in my van"
-Preddy08
:lol:
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Today at 12:18:32 PM] 4gunz4x4z: Penis is great
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[Today at 01:18:32 PM] 4gunz4x4z: Penis is great
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'A man running after a hat is not half so ridiculous as a man running after a wife.' -G.K. Chesterton
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You'll never lose women chasing money, however, you'll always lose money chasing women
~Unknown
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I can't believe you beat me to that one!
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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being.
~Oscar Wilde
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??? Well no one is "normal".
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:lol:
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'Not to invent yourself is to be false. To follow preordained rules is a profound betrayal of what it means to be human.' - David Starkey
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[Today at 12:33:08 PM] Sand84: head and cash i dont care
[Today at 12:34:26 PM] preddy08: ill give you head and cash
:lol:
that's how you do a deal.
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That's Hot!
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Today at 12:03:04 PM] PeelsSE2: I'm fresh
Today at 12:18:04 PM] Ranger: Like a 3 day old fish
:lol:
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mmmmmmmmmmmmMMmmMMmmmmmmmmMMMmmmmm
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[Today at 12:33:08 PM] Sand84: head and cash i dont care
[Today at 12:34:26 PM] preddy08: ill give you head and cash
:lol:
that's how you do a deal.
Noice... :rofl:
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Today at 12:03:04 PM] PeelsSE2: I'm fresh
Today at 12:18:04 PM] Ranger: Like a 3 day old fish
:lol:
missed one:
Today at 12:19:03] ctateusa: wouldn't mind a bite of that fish
wtf is the matter with you? :confused:
:lol: :bird:
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'You have to view things in the context of your life expectancy.' -Francis Ford Coppola
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'My own view about bringing up kids is praise, praise and praise again.' -Sir Richard Branson
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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
-Bill Cosby
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
-Bill Cosby
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
-Bill Cosby
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Today at 09:56:11 AM] Ranger: I suck on phones
:lol:
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'The Interstate highway system has made it possible to go from sea to shining sea without seeing anything.' -Charles Kuralt
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'It's difficult to get a man to understand something if his salary depends upon his not understanding it.' - Upton Sinclair
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Ranger, speaking about dabigbratJ :lol:
^ Uh your reputation ain't that stellar here, Mr. "I used to be kinda cool" haha...j/k
:owned:
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'The only celebrity magazines that don't make up stories are People and US Weekly. All the others, it's a combination of true things and fabricated things, and that sucks.' -Perez Hilton
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'The world is made of people who never quite get into the first team and who just miss the prizes at the flower show.' -J. Bronowski
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[Today at 02:56:50 PM] Hefe: I want a set of those balls!
yours not in yet? :lol:
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yea... but the wife keeps em'
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[Today at 05:28:16 PM] Krandall: Ugh, I hate crapping @ work, they have the literally news paper style toilet paper... feel like my arse is bleeding
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'I've never done a movie that got all good reviews. Usually there's somebody whose point is that I should've never been born.' -Tom Selleck
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'When you have facts on your side, pound the facts. When you have the law on your side, pound the law. When you have neither on your side, pound the table.' -Devra Davis
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"Not tonight honey, I'm on my pyramid"
-Queen Nefertiti to her husband, the pharoah. :lol:
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Cowboy butts drive me nuts
???
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Cowboy butts drive me nuts
Yee-Haw baby!!!!! Wrangler Butts FTW! :clap: :jerkoff:
Get em' diggs! Hang on for 8 seconds!
;) :lol:
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Cowboy butts drive me nuts
Yee-Haw baby!!!!! Wrangler Butts FTW! :clap: :jerkoff:
Get em' diggs! Hang on for 8 seconds!
;) :lol:
What do I win (besides a lifetime of shame) if I make it the full 8 seconds? Is it still gay if I last only 7?
:rofl:
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Cowboy butts drive me nuts
Yee-Haw baby!!!!! Wrangler Butts FTW! :clap: :jerkoff:
Get em' diggs! Hang on for 8 seconds!
;) :lol:
What do I win (besides a lifetime of shame) if I make it the full 8 seconds? Is it still gay if I last only 7?
:rofl:
only if you let the balls clank. :lol:
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f you're a nice-guy artist, all you have to worry about is becoming boring at some point. But I'm not a nice-guy artist. When my movies come out, they draw a line in the sand.' -Quentin Tarantino
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'One machine can do the work of 50 ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. ' -Elbert Hubbard
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dabigbratj: I'll suck yo' dick fo a dolla
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[Today at 04:05:02 PM] unclesharty: MMMMMM Moomies!
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'An actor's a guy who, if you ain't talking about him, ain't listening.' -Marlon Brando
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'Spontaneity is total sincerity - and as a rule the civilized adult is goaded into it only by despair, suffering or imminent death.' -Alan Watts
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'Every time a gun goes off in a have-not country another Communist is born.' - Goodman Ace
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Every time there is an awkward silence a homosexual is born.
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Every time there is an awkward silence a homosexual is born.
why is everyone here so quiet today? :lol:
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Every time there is an awkward silence a homosexual is born.
why is everyone here so quiet today? :lol:
I guess today will be a day in history... It will be called the San Francisco Baby Boom!
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funyun: i need some intense mounting
(See Erich, Peelz, or Preddy) :rofl:
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'The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves that they don't give a damn.' -Agatha Christie
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You can pick out the ones who stand in front of their mirror, pull back the little junk that GERD gave them, simulating a vagina.
Don't get me wrong, I do that too, but only because I consider that 30 seconds of Silence of the Lambs to be a cinematic snapshot of courageous acting. They do it because ........ well ....... they're not cut out to carry a package. ---Mr. Harden-Thicke from WVSports.com
:rofl: I promise you that site is comedic gold.
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'No one can make us hate ourselves like an admirer. ' -Cyril Connolly
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"Do you have a de-humidifier in here?"
"no sir, why do you ask?"
"because my beer seems to have evaporated"
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...what if the hokie-pokie is really "what it's all about"? :lol:
-me
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...what if the hokie-pokie is really "what it's all about"? :lol:
-me
You wern't the first to say that, & no, it isn't
The horizontal tango is.............................. :P
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'A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. ' -Oscar Wilde
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'The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he is really very good - in spite of all the people who say he is very good.' -Robert Graves
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'A human lifespan is less than a thousand months long. You need to make some time to think how to live it.' - A.C. Grayling
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'We will all be flat on our backs at one time or another. That's when you figure out what you've got inside. ' -Vince Young
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'If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever.' -George Orwell
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'If you stand in the same river for too long, even the banks will trickle past you.' -Colum McCann
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'A nation is not in financial disaster merely because it owes itself money. ' -Andrew Mellon
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'The average man is always waiting for something to happen to him instead of setting to work to make things happen.' -A.A. Milne
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'Never fight fair with a stranger, boy. You'll never get out of the jungle that way.' -Arthur Miller
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'If you understand the atom, you understand the universe.' -Michio Kaku
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'The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes.' -Stanley Kubrick
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'Alas, after a certain age every man is responsible for his face.' -Albert Camus
This line from the existentialist author's famous novel The Fall is slightly reminiscent of two lines that came before it; one by his English contemporary, George Orwell, who wrote, "At 50, every man has the face he deserves," as well as another line by Oscar Wilde, who said, "A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her fiction."
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'Looking really stylish is wearing clothes that tell a personal story and send out a good message.' -Dries Van Noten
Dries Van Noten is a Belgian fashion designer with an eponymous fashion brand who has put the likes of Cate Blanchett in red-carpet gowns but who generally does not design haute couture; rather, his work is considered "pret-a-porter," or ready to wear. Although he does no advertising, his designs have been around for decades and today can be found in major department stores such as Barney's.
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'Only dead fish swim with the stream. ' -Malcolm Muggeridge
This was a favorite saying of Malcolm Muggeridge, a British novelist, journalist and satirist of the 20th century whose personal views often flew in the face of what was considered acceptable in the day. His conversion to Christianity in his later years brought him into a public debate with members of Monty Python, as Muggeridge claimed their The Life of Brian was a work of blasphemy. John Cleese was especially disappointed with the accusation, having long considered himself a fan of Muggeridge's satirical work.
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'It is possible that the most important decision in the history of therapy was the idea that it should be paid for by the hour.' -Jay Haley
Among the most important and influential figures in the history of 20th century psychotherapy, author, therapist and educator Jay Douglas Haley pioneered family therapy during the 1950s and '60s during his time at the Mental Research Institute near Stanford University.
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'It is not true that suffering ennobles the character; happiness does that sometimes, but suffering... makes men petty and vindictive. ' -W. Somerset Maugham
Among the most famous and prolific of 20th century English writers, W. Somerset Maugham has also enjoyed plenty of fame on the big screen -- filmmakers have been adapting his novels and short stories for the movies for almost nine decades, beginning with The Magician in 1926, and extending through over three dozen films, the most recent being The Painted Veil in 2006, with Naomi Watts.
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'The most precious things in speech are pauses. ' -Ralph Richardson
Sir Ralph David Richardson was one of the great English actors of the early 20th century, although some of his contemporaries -- such as Laurence Olivier and John Gielgud -- are somewhat better remembered, even though Richardson was the first among them to be knighted by the crown. While much of his best work was on the stage, Richardson was nominated for a pair of Oscars and won a BAFTA in 1952. Richardson exclusively drove a motorcycle for most of his life, even into his late 70s.
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'The city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo.' -Desmond Morris
The British zoologist and ethologist Desmond Morris is best known for his worldwide best-selling book The Naked Ape, among several that he's published, about where and how humans fit into the evolutionary scheme of things. Also famous as a surrealist painter, Morris first came to fame as the host of the ITV show Zoo Time in the 1950s.
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'The Raptor Source is not a quad bike forum, it is a human zoo.' -
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We must be the zookeepers then, cause we always get to shovel up the shit :lol:
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'All charming people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on the appreciation of others. ' -Cyril Connolly
Cyril Connolly is chiefly remembered today as an influential literary critic, but he did manage to do some of his own writing, including one of the earliest known spoofs of James Bond, 1962's Bond Strikes Camp, in which 007 gets himself involved in some exploits that skirt the notions of decency. First published in London Magazine and later by a local press, the book had the support of Bond's creator, Ian Fleming.
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'All Raptor source people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on charming people. ' -Cyril Squrrel
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Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life. ' -Gottfried Reinhardt
The son of the great Austrian theater director Max Reinhardt, Gottfried Reinhardt was not quite the success his father was; he worked in Hollywood as a producer and director of mostly forgettable films during the 1950s and 1960s, with the exception, perhaps, of being listed as a producer on John Huston's adaptation of The Red Badge of Courage.
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Without justice, our lives have no value. ' -Anonymous
Today's quote comes from an unidentified Chinese man in an HBO documentary entitled China's Disaster. The man's only child was killed in 2008's Great Sichuan Earthquake, which killed almost 70,000 people, including 10,000 children. Most of the children were crushed when the schools they were attending collapsed, revealing extremely poor construction standards for many of the buildings. The documentary follows a group of grieving parents who undertake a protest march demanding justice for their children from the government and insisting they explain why the schools were so poorly constructed.
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'I sometimes envy the man in the street who has never learned to drink for himself. ' -N.F. Simpson
English playwright Norman Frederick Simpson published his first play in 1957, and although he's since written for radio, television and film, he's most closely associated with the Theater of the Absurd that developed in the 1950s and 1960s and included more familiar names such as Samuel Beckett and Eugene Ionesco.
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'Pay no attention to what the critics say; no statue has ever been put up to a critic. ' -Jean Sibelius
Perhaps the most famous Finnish composer in the history of Western music, Sibelius is known chiefly for his seven symphonies, composed largely in the first part of the 20th century. Unlike, presumably, his contemporary critics, Sibelius does have a monument dedicated to him and his achievements. Located in Helsinki, the Sibelius Monument is a massive, 24-ton example of abstract art that uses over 600 steel pipes to represent the effect of his music on the listener.
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Colorado700R: tweakers and squirrels have similar habits
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Colorado700R: tweakers and squirrels have similar habits
care to elaborate? :lol:
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Colorado700R: tweakers and squirrels have similar habits
care to elaborate? :lol:
[Today at 09:51:37 AM] Colorado700R: nuts in mouth....check
[Today at 09:51:49 AM] Colorado700R: hyper active ....check
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Colorado700R: tweakers and squirrels have similar habits
care to elaborate? :lol:
[Today at 09:51:37 AM] Colorado700R: nuts in mouth....check
[Today at 09:51:49 AM] Colorado700R: hyper active ....check
Interesting that you know he had nuts in his mouth!
Do you care to elaborate on this??? :nod:
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'The only maxim of a free government ought to be to trust no living man with power to endanger the public liberty. ' -John Adams
The second president of the United States, the first vice president and among the most important and influential of the Founding Fathers, John Adams sometimes gets overshadowed by Washington and Jefferson, but his contributions to the establishment and development of the United States are on par with both of his better-known colleagues. This is especially true when one considers his unpopular but altogether just decision to represent the British soldiers accused of murder in the Boston Massacre.
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'Without justice, our lives have no value. ' -Anonymous
Today's quote comes from an unidentified Chinese man in an HBO documentary entitled China's Disaster. The man's only child was killed in 2008's Great Sichuan Earthquake that killed almost 70,000 people, including 10,000 children. Most of the children were crushed when the schools they were attending collapsed, revealing extremely poor construction standards for many of the buildings. The documentary follows a group of grieving parents who undertake a protest march demanding justice for their children from the government and insisting they explain why the schools were so poorly constructed.
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'If any man for whatever reason has the opportunity to live an extraordinary life, he has no right to keep it to himself. ' -Jacques Cousteau
Far and away the most celebrated and distinguished ocean researcher and environmentalist of the 20th century, Frenchman Jacques Cousteau's own extraordinary life included helping to pioneer the sport of scuba diving and, by extension, the larger field of underwater research by contributing heavily to the early development of the aqualung.
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'The race is not always to the swift, but that is where to look. ' -Hugh E. Keough
Keough was one of America's great early sportswriters, working largely as a sports journalist and sports editor for the Chicago Tribune at the turn of the 20th century. He was a big fan of horse racing at a time when races like the Kentucky Derby had just begun to establish traditions they have continued through to this day.
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'It is fair to say that the American justice system is built on a foundation of not telling the truth.' -Alan Dershowitz
Harvard law professor Alan Dershowitz has taken on no more than 15 cases as a criminal defense attorney, but he's been successful in 13 of them, and he's had some famous clients: disgraced televangelist Jim Bakker, Deep Throat porn star Harry Reems, junk bond king Michael Milken, and, of course, O.J. Simpson. In his book, Reasonable Doubts, Dershowitz rather self-consciously tries to downplay the importance of that trial -- and by extension, his own participation, claiming it "won't be remembered in the next century
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"It is my earnest hope - indeed the hope of all mankind - that from this solemn occasion a better world shall emerge out of the blood and carnage of the past, a world found upon faith and understanding, a world dedicated to the dignity of man and the fulfillment of his most cherished wish for freedom, tolerance and justice."
- General Douglas Macarthur
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I do not trust what I ingest on the internet because I know how the digital sausage is made. ' -Larry Sanger
It's hard to ignore the implications of these words when they come from Larry Sanger, one of the co-founders of Wikipedia. Perhaps because of his lengthy experience with Wikipedia he recently founded Citizendium, another English-language wiki-based encyclopedia, except this Citizendium requires users to use their real names and tries to offer visitors more reliable, peer-reviewed information from experts.
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"Keep your booger picker of the bang switch" - I have no idea who said this but I like it.
A guy had an accidental discharge while messing with his pistol, this was one of the responses from somebody responding to the thread.
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[Today at 09:20:59 AM] Ranger: Too wide or too long? Impossible for you Nikki
And Ranger for the win. :rofl:
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'I am truly honored to be in such an illustrious group and feel particularly proud to represent the diverse and hard working restaurant and hospitality industry. AskMen.com's avid readers seem to have their fingers on the pulse.' -Mario Batali
Renowned chef Mario Batali made this year's Top 49 Most Influential Men of 2009 list, but to find out his exact position on the list, you'll need to click through the feature.
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Quote of the year.......
C700R "Dude.....where's your quad??" ???
4Gunz "Gasp, gasp, wheez.....in a tree!!!"
:rofl:
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'I am truly honored to be in such an illustrious group and feel particularly proud to represent the diverse and hard working restaurant and hospitality industry. AskMen.com's avid readers seem to have their fingers on the pulse.' -Mario Batali
Renowned chef Mario Batali made this year's Top 49 Most Influential Men of 2009 list, but to find out his exact position on the list, you'll need to click through the feature.
wtf! Tired of hearing about chefs. Blah blah blah STFU and make my damned food!!! Hopefully this cooking show trend is nearing it's end of life.
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Quote of the year.......
C700R "Dude.....where's your quad??" ???
4Gunz "Gasp, gasp, wheez.....in a tree!!!"
:rofl:
thats f'n awesome :nod: :clap: :nod:
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Life could not continue without throwing the past into the past, liberating the present from its burden. ' -Paul Tillich
The German-American philosopher was among the most influential Protestant theologians in the early 20th century. He made his reputation among the broader public for two books on Christian existential philosophy, The Courage to Be and Dynamics of Faith, both published in the 1950s.
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From Walden.....
Troy: "come down here so I can kick your F'n scrawny ass!!!"
Aaron: "F you!!! Run up this 70 ft sandhill and come get me so I can watch you have a stroke"
:lol:
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:lol:
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there was allot of shit talking back and forth while Troy and I waited for 4gunz and preddy to return with jumper cables. I was on top of the dune with my bike (lights burnt a fuse), Troy at the bottom of the hill with a dead battery. About midnite, 13 miles from nowhere :lol:
It would get quiet for about 10 minutes....then "Aaron............I'm gonna kick your ass!!!"
and it would start all over again :rofl:
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:lol: :rofl: :clap:
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'Heroes are men who glorify a life which they can't bear any longer. ' -Jean Giraudoux
French writer Hippolyte Jean Giraudoux rose to fame during the interwar years as an important dramatist, essayist and novelist. But before that he served France with distinction in World War I, earning the wartime Legion of Honor. His best-known work remains the play Tigers at the Gate.
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4gunz4x4z: I couldnt do shit I got asthma face fucked
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'The artist, like the idiot or clown, sits on the edge of the world, and a push may send him over it. ' -Edith Sitwell
British critic and poet Edith Sitwell was born to wealthy parents in 1887. She claimed she could trace her lineage back to the House of Plantagenet, a royal house of England founded by Henry II in the 12th century and lasting through 15 monarchies. During the London Blitz, Sitwell, who wrote very popular biographies of Elizabeth I, would knit and sew clothes for friends who served in the Army, among them a young Alec Guinness.
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'I do not trust what I ingest on the internet because I know how the digital sausage is made.' -Larry Sanger
It's hard to ignore the implications of these words when they come from Larry Sanger, one of the co-founders of Wikipedia. Perhaps because of his lengthy experience with Wikipedia he recently founded Citizendium, another English-language wiki-based encyclopedia, except this Citizendium requires users to use their real names and tries to offer visitors more reliable, peer-reviewed information from experts.
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I do not trust what I ingest on the internet because I know how the digital sausage is made. ' -Larry Sanger
It's hard to ignore the implications of these words when they come from Larry Sanger, one of the co-founders of Wikipedia. Perhaps because of his lengthy experience with Wikipedia he recently founded Citizendium, another English-language wiki-based encyclopedia, except this Citizendium requires users to use their real names and tries to offer visitors more reliable, peer-reviewed information from experts.
'I do not trust what I ingest on the internet because I know how the digital sausage is made.' -Larry Sanger
It's hard to ignore the implications of these words when they come from Larry Sanger, one of the co-founders of Wikipedia. Perhaps because of his lengthy experience with Wikipedia he recently founded Citizendium, another English-language wiki-based encyclopedia, except this Citizendium requires users to use their real names and tries to offer visitors more reliable, peer-reviewed information from experts.
re post. read tha muthafu*kin thread, before you muthafu*kin post! :lol:
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yoooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
there. quote of the day.
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"The only positive thing about the 'Cash for Clunkers' program is that it took thousands of Obama bumper stickers off the road."
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[Today at 08:59:00 AM] Lady4Fiddy: ya know I won't get shit done anymore now that I am VIP.... I'll be busy looking at titties all day :lol:
:rofl:
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I feel her pain..
porn storms get me too
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'Socrates gave no diplomas or degrees, and would have subjected any disciple who demanded one to a disconcerting catechism on the nature of true knowledge.' -G.M. Trevelyan
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I feel her pain..
I want to see more male porn shows too
I'll stick with the boobies & hot ass :P
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[Today at 02:07:49 PM] Ranger: The only thing I've gone hunting for is the snickers bar in my seat
[Today at 02:09:46 PM] Ranger: Super Stroker fits me just fine
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[Today at 02:07:49 PM] Ranger: The only thing I've gone hunting for is the snickers bar in my seat
strange place to keep it??? you want the extra thick "chocolate coating" :rolleyes:
[Today at 02:09:46 PM] Ranger: Super Stroker fits me just fine
Which forum member is he :nod:
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'The memories of men are too frail a thread to hang history from. ' -John Still
English writer John Still is an obscure 20th century figure who in 1930 wrote a fascinating -- and hard to find -- travel and history book recounting his journeys through Asia and the Middle East in the inter-war years entitled The Jungle Tide.
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'Man, unlike any other thing in the universe, grows beyond his work, walks up the stairs of his concepts, emerges ahead of his accomplishments.' -John Steinbeck
Today's quote comes from the great American author's Pulitzer Prize-winning novel The Grapes of Wrath, his 1939 work that one critic called Steinbeck's "first great book and his last great book." He was awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1962, but in 1967 his reputation took a hit when he accepted a job from Newsday to go to Vietnam to cover the war. Many considered his sympathies toward the U.S. involvement as antithetical to his persona, but Steinbeck went at a time when his sons both served in the war.
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'Visiting shrinks is like acting on stage. It definitely screws you up. ' -Roman Polanski.
Although known for his extensive work in film (Rosemary's Baby, Chinatown, Death and the Maiden) and for his dramatic personal life (the murder of his wife, statutory rape charges), French-Polish director Roman Polanski is no stranger to the stage. In fact, in 1997 he directed a stage version of The Fearless Vampire Killers, a musical adaptation of his own 1967 film. The show ran successfully in parts of Austria, Germany and Hungary.
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preddy08: Its proven, CC size is directly related to brain size.
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preddy08: Its proven, CC size is directly related to brain size.
So, eating Corn Chips makes your brain bigger ???
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preddy08: Its proven, CC size is directly related to brain size.
So, eating Corn Chips makes your brain bigger ???
You guys don't have real corn chips so... for you phil. No.
that was one weird thing I noticed in Melbourne. No REAL corn chips. Your corn chips are "tortilla chips" here.
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preddy08: Its proven, CC size is directly related to brain size.
So, eating Corn Chips makes your brain bigger ???
You guys don't have real corn chips so... for you phil. No.
that was one weird thing I noticed in Melbourne. No REAL corn chips. Your corn chips are "tortilla chips" here.
Thats cos us guys are already waaay smart, & 'cos you lot need to try & catch up! :nod:
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'The fact of the matter is, capitalism is the legalization of greed. ' -Michael Moore
Controversial documentary filmmaker and Oscar winner Michael Moore has taken on General Motors (Roger & Me), President Bush and the Iraq war (Fahrenheit 9/11), U.S. gun laws (Bowling for Columbine), the U.S. health care system (Sicko), and most recently, the world economic crisis in Capitalism: A Love Story. Despite his many detractors, Moore has been phenomenally successful, having written, directed and produced three of the top five highest-grossing documentary films in history.
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'Books are great technology. Once they're produced they don't use any energy. And if you take care of them, they'll last forever.' -E.L. Doctorow
The celebrated American author of The Book of Daniel and Billy Bathgate has recently published his latest novel, Homer and Langley, a fictional account of the real life Collyer brothers of New York, the infamous brothers whose financial prosperity and mental instability allowed them to live in virtual seclusion in a hoard of bizarre objects in a large New York City home until their deaths in 1947.
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"Engineering isn't about perfect solutions; it's about doing the best you can with limited resources"
- Randy Pausch, Professor Carnegie Mellon, Award Winning Researcher
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'School is where you go between when your parents can take you and industry can take you. ' -John Updike
The great American writer, who died in January 2009 at the age of 76, is best known for his Rabbit tetralogy, although he penned close to 30 novels, multiple short-story collections, poetry and critical works in his career. He was also widely celebrated, winning Pulitzers, O. Henry prizes and PEN Awards, to name just a few. Today's quote comes from his National Book Award-winning 1963 novel, The Centaur.
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IF MAN HASN'T FOUND SOMETHING WORTH DYING FOR. HE'S YET TO HAVE A REASON TO LIVE.
IDK WHO WROTE IT SAID IT JUST REMEBER IT.
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'American girls have regrets; that's what distinguishes them from French girls. ' -Amanda Vail
American writer Amanda Vail is known for having published one book before she died in 1966, the 1957 novel Love Me Little, which was turned into a bomb of a Broadway play the following year.
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'American girls have regrets; that's what distinguishes them from French girls. ' -Amanda Vail
American writer Amanda Vail is known for having published one book before she died in 1966, the 1957 novel Love Me Little, which was turned into a bomb of a Broadway play the following year.
Bet people was blown away by that book.
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I'd never heard of the book until today.
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Lol
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swoopity swoop:
talking about CCP stabilizer....
[Today at 03:07:33 PM] Ranger: Yep, it's an awesome little piece for the money ...
[Today at 03:07:45 PM] PeelsSE2: so is preddy :lol:
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'You can get used to death threats - they are part and parcel of this one life we have. But slander steals your soul. You just feel surrounded by horror.' -Herta Muller
Romanian writer Herta Muller, awarded the 2009 Nobel Prize for Literature, has devoted her career as a writer to documenting the terrible living conditions in communist Romania under the dictatorial rule of Nicolae Ceausescu and his feared secret police, the Securitate, during the latter half of the 20th century.
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'If we outlawed everything that drove men mad, the whole social structure would drop out. ' -Charles Bukowski
The "laureate of American lowlife," German-American writer Charles Bukowski made a name for himself writing about the working poor, using as his backdrop his home city of Los Angeles. In his lifetime, his work was rarely acknowledged in academic circles, and he generally only published his work in small literary journals and with independent publishing houses. Today's quote comes from his short story, "A Bad Trip," published in Tales of Ordinary Madness.
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since we're rolling up on Vetern's day...the attached file seems appropriate.
Gen Eisenhower's orginal letter to the troops hours before the normandy invasion...
Aaron
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that is cool as $Hit Aaron.
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'I would never read a book if it were possible to talk half an hour with the man who wrote it.' -Woodrow Wilson
Wilson was the U.S. president for two terms, from 1913 to 1921. In 1919, in response to his efforts to form the League of Nations in the wake of World War I, Wilson became the second sitting U.S. president in history to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, following Theodore Roosevelt (1906) by 13 years.
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[Today at 01:04:04 PM] preddy08: Sucks when you let out a LITTLE test fart and it fail HORRIBLY!!!
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[Today at 01:04:04 PM] preddy08: Sucks when you let out a LITTLE test fart and it fail HORRIBLY!!!
did you get "follow thru" :nod:
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[Today at 01:04:04 PM] preddy08: Sucks when you let out a LITTLE test fart and it fail HORRIBLY!!!
did you get "follow thru" :nod:
in this industry, they call that over-rev. :lol:
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[Today at 11:19:05 AM] 4gunz4x4z: Ranger, I wanna punch your mama in the mouth sometimes
[Today at 11:19:12 AM] 4gunz4x4z: for having you
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^^^^^ :rofl:
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[Today at 11:19:05 AM] 4gunz4x4z: Ranger, I wanna punch your mama in the mouth sometimes
[Today at 11:19:12 AM] 4gunz4x4z: for having you
There's more of that where that came from. :thumbs:
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[Today at 11:19:05 AM] 4gunz4x4z: Ranger, I wanna punch your mama in the mouth sometimes
[Today at 11:19:12 AM] 4gunz4x4z: for having you
There's more of that where that came from. :thumbs:
like "I wanna punch your Daddy"
"for not having the common decency to pull it out"
:lol:
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On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.' -Virginia Woolf
The great English lyrical novelist, critic and publisher is as famous for her mental breakdowns as she is for her work. Her psychological instability led to a number of breakdowns of varying degrees until 1941 and the destruction of her home in London by the Nazis during the Blitz. This proved the tipping point for an already depressed Woolf; she filled her overcoat with rocks, wandered into a nearby river and drowned herself.
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[Today at 10:10:18 PM] YamiChick: you charge herpes on your amex?
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[Today at 08:36:51 PM] Ranger: Hey now I put on a grab bar and air intake without breaking a bolt.
:lol: way to go rump ranger.
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'One could not be a successful scientist without realizing that a goodly number of scientists are not only narrow-minded and dull, but also dumb.' -James Watson
One of the two co-discoverers of the double helix structure of the DNA molecule, American molecular biologist James Watson was awarded a Nobel Prize in 1962 for his work (which he shared with Francis Crick and Maurice Wilkins). Since then, Watson has contributed to establishing the Human Genome Project and has become just the second person in history to publish his fully sequenced genome online.
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'The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.' -Lily Tomlin
The comedienne came to fame on the hit TV variety show Laugh-In, where she established a number of characters that remain closely associated with her to this day. Tomlin is an Academy Award shy of being among the handful of entertainers who have won all four major awards -- Oscar, Emmy, Tony and Grammy. Most recently, Tomlin could be seen on recurring TV roles, first on The West Wing and later on Desperate Housewives.
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[Today at 03:07:46 PM] Colorado700R: 1.5 million Hp up the poopshoot
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dat's hawt
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[Today at 03:09:48 PM] 4gunz4x4z: sup nuccas...whats the funny about?
[Today at 03:10:02 PM] PeelsSE2: preddy's humping silos
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[Today at 03:49:42 PM] Ranger: What does the power have to do with the internet?
Pat...say it ain't so :lol:
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New candidate:
[Today at 05:03:34 PM] Lady4Fiddy: hard to post while eating a candy bar like a fat girl
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'The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese.' -Jeremy Paxman
Jeremy Paxman is a longtime British journalist and television host on the BBC. Since the late 1970s, he's been appearing as the presenter of BBC's Newsnight, and more recently, University Challenge. Paxman has often been criticized for his confrontational, even adversarial style of questioning guests, often showing little deference for their status, which some interpret as rude and inappropriate behavior for a professional journalist.
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'Being with an insanely jealous person is like being in the room with a dead mammoth.' -Mike Nichols
Nichols, married to television journalist Diane Sawyer (his fourth wife), is one of the few people in the entertainment industry who has won all four major awards: an Oscar, a Grammy, an Emmy and a Tony. In fact, he's won eight Tony Awards, four Emmy Awards, a Grammy, three Drama Desk Awards, and a single Academy Award -- for his work directing The Graduate.
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[Today at 12:59:16 PM] Krandall: :lol: no doubt. Let it be known.. that on the 5th day of November @ 1:00pm central time. Ranger knew what the f*ck was going on.
it has been noted, and forgotten. :lol: :lol:
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:wootwoot:
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[Today at 03:32:22 PM] kamakazi: we will see when u see my sexy seat and want it really badly
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'The internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn't understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had. ' -Eric Schmidt
Schmidt, who has served as the Chairman and CEO of Google Inc. since 2001, was educated as an engineer and worked a variety of IT jobs before joining Sun Microsystems in 1983, where he rose to the executive level. Today he is one of the world's most powerful and influential people on the web, and in late 2008 he served on President-elect Obama's transition advisory board.
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[Today at 09:46:11 AM] Pickle Lips: pootie screws everything... narrow it down dan
[Today at 09:46:22 AM] 4gunz4x4z: ranger, get on your bike, wot it , and aim for a brickwall.... but please for the love of gawd don't get off of it
[Today at 09:47:03 AM] Pickle Lips: maybe you should paint yours yellow, and hang out with mad dog now?
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[Today at 09:47:56 AM] 4gunz4x4z: lol what roy said...FERK helmets... I bet you could bust right through that wall like a koolaide kid
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[Today at 10:19:50 AM] Lady4Fiddy: I have the mentality of a Kindergarten student
we know. :lol:
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Hey there Pickle Lips!!
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Hey there Pickle Lips!!
Hey darlin' ;)
keep yo hands off mah relish!
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Hey there Pickle Lips!!
Hey darlin' ;)
keep yo hands off mah relish!
& keep that white sauce to yerself too!
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'Seven beers followed by two scotches and a thimble of marijuana, and it's funny how sleep comes all on its own.' -David Sedaris
One of the premiere authors and humorists working in America today, Sedaris, born in 1956, has sold millions of books and is a best-selling author perhaps best known for his hilarious 2001 book of essays, Me Talk Pretty One Day.
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[Today at 07:28:08 PM] phucker: cant blame aaron, tim is cute lol
[Today at 07:28:20 PM] phucker: he would so slap me for saying that
(about Wreckless)
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[Today at 07:28:08 PM] phucker: cant blame aaron, tim is cute lol
[Today at 07:28:20 PM] phucker: he would so slap me for saying that
(about Wreckless)
:slap:
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The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Steven Wright
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[Today at 12:30:12 PM] Lady4Fiddy: you guys can try to convince Aaron of marriage, I wont... my batting eye lashes dont work with him.
[Today at 12:30:24 PM] PeelsSE2: cause you are female...duh
[Today at 12:30:37 PM] PeelsSE2: grow a pair already
:nod:
shout slow today. :( this is the best we can do. :lol:
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[Today at 12:30:12 PM] Lady4Fiddy: you guys can try to convince Aaron of marriage, I wont... my batting eye lashes dont work with him.
[Today at 12:30:24 PM] PeelsSE2: cause you are female...duh
[Today at 12:30:37 PM] PeelsSE2: grow a pair already
:nod:
shout slow today. :( this is the best we can do. :lol:
Sex change scheduled :thumbs:
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[Today at 12:30:12 PM] Lady4Fiddy: you guys can try to convince Aaron of marriage, I wont... my batting eye lashes dont work with him.
[Today at 12:30:24 PM] PeelsSE2: cause you are female...duh
[Today at 12:30:37 PM] PeelsSE2: grow a pair already
:nod:
shout slow today. :( this is the best we can do. :lol:
Sex change scheduled :thumbs:
You'd make a great gurl
:lol:
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'The most embarrassing thing a man can own is a disposable razor. ' -Kris Van Assche
Belgium-born fashion designer Kris Van Assche took over as creative director for Dior Homme, the menswear division of Christian Dior SA, in April of 2007. Born in 1976, Van Assche is a graduate of the Antwerp Royal Academy of Fine Arts, and in addition to Dior Homme, he also heads up his own eponymous fashion label.
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[Today at 02:47:38 PM] Ranger: Even the dumb deaf kid is enjoying the hell out of that thing
:rofl:
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[Today at 03:40:13 PM] preddy08: Google, mother fucker........GOOGLE!
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[Today at 03:40:13 PM] preddy08: Google, mother fucker........GOOGLE!
In reply to a Pootie question :rolleyes: :rofl:
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'The great secret of success is to go through life as a man who never gets used up. ' -Albert Schweitzer
The fascinating life of Albert Schweitzer -- as a religious missionary in Africa, a medical doctor, a renowned writer and philosopher, a great organist and interpreter of Bach, and Nobel Peace Prize laureate -- has inspired thousands of books and articles in over 40 languages, and between 30-60 new works continue to be published either about him or by him (posthumously) each year, even though he died in 1965.
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ATV forum Moderator/Admin Creedo
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.”
Lincoln
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ATV forum Moderator/Admin Creedo
“Better to ban all and be in shout alone.”
Lincoln
Modified for Accuracy. :lol:
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:rofl:
Damn skippy :thumbs:
"FERK y'all, and GTFOML!!"
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[Today at 09:44:57 AM] Ranger: I did it 8" up the pipe
Ranger...talking about autotune mounting, or mounting Phucker? You decide. :lol:
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Perfect for RS... :lol:
'The internet is so big, so powerful and pointless, that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.' -Andrew Brown
British journalist Andrew Brown writes a weekly column for the Guardian; he is also a religious affairs correspondent and the editor of the paper's Belief section, known as "Comment is Free" or "Cif." His most recent book, Fishing In Utopia, was awarded the Orwell Prize, Britain's most prestigious literary award for political writing.
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'Genius is nothing but continued attention. ' -Claude Helvetius
18th century French philosopher Claude Helvetius would probably not really be remembered today had he not written De l'Esprit, a philosophical tome arguing for egalitarianism that enraged the future King Louis XVI, which was banned by the Sorbonne and was claimed to be heretical by the church officials. Helvetius found himself having to retract some of the contents to avoid imprisonment, but he's gone down in history as one of those writers who wrote something so outrageous that it inspired book burnings, which contradictorily made the book a huge success outside of France.
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'The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. ' -Wilson Mizner
Mizner is one of the great characters from the early days of Hollywood, having worked as a playwright and screenwriter. Although he's best remembered for a series of witty one-liners, he was also part owner and long-time manager of the iconic pair of star-studded Brown Derby restaurants on Wilshire Boulevard in Los Angeles and on North Vine in Hollywood.
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"There's also something funny about the macho-ness of rock. Like the bands that are the fucking hardest rocking are like, 'We'll fucking kick your ass, dude… with our rock."
-Kyle Gass (Tenacious D)
:rofl:
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In response to ductape saying nikki's a good mom because he has to say so...
[Today at 04:32:24 PM] Krandall: You don't have to listen to her. RS is your new mother. :nazi:
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In response to ductape saying nikki's a good mom because he has to say so...
[Today at 04:32:24 PM] Krandall: You don't have to listen to her. RS is your new mother. :nazi:
Well Randy... I am shocked! I am a half decent parent to him, and Aaron is the other decent half. We have managed to get him from failing to a B average student... thats gotta count for something. So... :sit:
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In response to ductape saying nikki's a good mom because he has to say so...
[Today at 04:32:24 PM] Krandall: I have to listen to her. RS is your new mother. :gunny:
Well Randy... I am shocked! I am a half indecent parent to him, and Aaron is the other indecent half. We have managed to get him from failing to Be average to be failing averagely... thats gotta count for something. So... :sit:
Well if you're half decent, doesn't that make you half indecent as well ???
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oh blah blah blah nikki. :lol:
'I have no country to fight for, my country is the earth and I am a citizen of the world. ' -Eugene Debs
One of the leading socialists in America during the industrial revolution, Eugene Debs also founded one of the first industrial workers' unions, the American Railway Union. He also formed the Industrial Workers of the World (IWW), unsuccessfully ran for U.S. president many times, and was thrown in prison and called a traitor by President Wilson.
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(13:47:38) dabigbratj: ranger can you go one day with out bitching about something?
(13:47:46) dabigbratj: ill pay you
(13:47:52) dabigbratj: 5$
(13:48:17) dabigbratj: and if you do you have to pay me
:lol: sounds like a killer deal to me :lol:
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(13:47:38) dabigbratj: ranger can you go one day with out bitching about something?
(13:47:46) dabigbratj: ill pay you
(13:47:52) dabigbratj: 5$
(13:48:17) dabigbratj: and if you do you have to pay me
:lol: sounds like a killer deal to me :lol:
lol anyone else in on the deal :nod:
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STFU
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AWESOME DOTD! :rofl:
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AWESOME DOTD! :rofl:
FAIL :rolleyes:
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AWESOME DOTD! :rofl:
FAIL :rolleyes:
Deal of the day?
Non fail. :lol:
I understand its in the wrong thread. but still.
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AWESOME DOTD! :rofl:
FAIL :rolleyes:
Deal of the day?
Non fail. :lol:
I understand its in the wrong thread. but still.
Best deal you've offered yet :lol:
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[22-11, 22:59] phucker i used to be proverted but have since reverted to being preverted
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[22-11, 22:42] Lady4fiddy Pat we are like BFF's
[22-11, 22:43] Spartan700r Yeah we're practically sisters right?
:rofl:
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10:29:25 PM] Lady4Fiddy: snake hunt sounds naughty
10:30:11 PM] Ranger: A cucumber sounds naughty to you...as does everything else
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[Today at 02:50:49 PM] Lady4Fiddy: I dont want to have a loose butthole
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[Today at 02:50:49 PM] Lady4Fiddy: I dont want to have a loose butthole
interesting. then you can never be cool like the rest of us :lol:
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[Today at 02:50:49 PM] Lady4Fiddy: I dont want to have a loose butthole
interesting. then you can never be cool like the rest of us :lol:
That is fine by me! :P
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[23-11, 17:34] troywcc Aaron is queer as a 3 dollar bill and I like him just fine
:rofl:
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:lol: Well said! :rofl:
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'Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.' -Ben Franklin
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[Today at 04:04:45 PM] Colorado700R: peelsa you need to go off meth for two months and gett really fat...
[Today at 04:05:02 PM] Colorado700R: then get on the Biggest loser, so I can bet on you in vegas
:lol:
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:rofl:
Why does that show take a full year.. Peelz can do dat in 2 weeks!
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[Today at 05:47:42 PM] PeelsSE2: grammar errors are when you don't know what the f**k to type, and you type it anyways :lol:
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[Today at 05:47:42 PM] PeelsSE2: grammar errors are when you don't know what the f**k to type, and you type it anyways :lol:
that peels guy is a smart one there. :lol:
and keystroke errors (typos) are when you are smart enough to know better, but too lazy to care. :lol:
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[Today at 09:44:51 PM] del ban Ranger: I may go help my buddy put his can am back together, pray for him
[Today at 09:45:20 PM] del ban phucker: pat you can help more by staying at home :patmod:
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[Today at 09:59:16 PM] del ban NaturalRaptor: Troy your monster still screaming?
[Today at 10:00:27 PM] del ban phucker: no his wife calmed down after a couple of weeks
damn i am on a roll
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Dont worry Woz I will 30c in the day 23c at night no rain at this time of the year. Get in there
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'Being funny gets you a lot of places, dude. ' -Kevin Smith
It's just the kind of advice you might expect from the New Jersey filmmaker, who often makes self-deprecating comments about his own appearance, in particular his weight -- he told the UK's Guardian he'd like a day off because "It's a lot of work being a fat clown." He also admitted that, in the wake of a bad breakup, he was drinking heavily and one day decided to get a tattoo of the Mad Hatter because he thought it represented the fact that he was "always late." A friend broke the bad news: it's the White Rabbit who's always late, not the Mad Hatter.
Kevin Smith is awesome!
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Are those to pics reversed by chance? first one is the "good one" and the 2nd is the bad one?
or am I stupid. :lol:
You're stupid :rofl:
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[Today at 12:45:26 PM] Colorado700R: the 90's were hard on canada....they lost Mike meyers, got Anne Murray back, and the Kids in the hall added homosexuality to the lumberjack sterotype
:lol:
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'There are two kinds of people in this world, those who long to be understood and those who long to be misunderstood. It is the irony of life that neither is gratified.' -Carl Van Vechten
Van Vechten was a great patron of the Harlem Renaissance in the early 20th century, supporting the work of writers such as Richard Wright and Langston Hughes. He was a novelist himself as well, though he didn't achieve much fame that way. He did, however, work as a music critic for the New York Times, and later became a well-known photographer of some of the era's most famous people, from Salvador Dali to Gore Vidal to Marlon Brando and Frida Kahlo. He died in 1964.
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"Money talks in this world, That's what idiots will say... But you'll find out that this world is just an idiots parade"
-Good Charlotte..
Amen.
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[Today at 12:45:26 PM] Colorado700R: the 90's were hard on canada....they lost Mike meyers, got Anne Murray back, and the Kids in the hall added homosexuality to the lumberjack sterotype
:lol:
Monty Python got there first!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUkqqkbtSeY
everybody "I'm a Lumber Jack & I'm ok....................."
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'The most powerful weapon on earth is the human soul on fire.' -Ferdinand Foch
One of the great heroes in the history of the French military, Marshall Foch served France with great distinction in the First World War. He is famous for having referred to the Treaty of Versailles that brought peace to Europe in 1918 as nothing more than an armistice that he believed would last about 20 years before Germany's war machine would be back to try to destroy France, and sadly he was almost spot-on.
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The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as the dentist's drill.' - Leonard Woolf
Although he is best known for having been married to writer Virginia Woolf, British writer, publisher and intellectual Leonard Woolf was a prominent member of the Bloomsbury group like Virginia had been, and although he suffered from his own mental illnesses, he was his unstable wife's primary caregiver until her death in 1941. Woolf himself lived until 1969, dying at age 88.
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'There's no point in trying to be how you imagine people want you to be. You're stuck with being yourself, so find people who like that.' -Andrew Davies
Davies is a prolific British screenwriter whose body of work largely consists of writing the adaptations of a number of well-known British miniseries, including 1995's Pride and Prejudice, along with a host of other major works from Victorian writers from Dickens to Eliot. U.S. audiences might be most familiar with his work as a collaborator on the film scripts to both Bridget Jones movies.
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'There's no point in trying to be how you imagine people want you to be. You're stuck with being yourself, so find people who like that.' -Andrew Davies
then I'm screwed. :lol:
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:lol:
that's why we resort to the "online persona" :lol:
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'Hope is one of the necessary traits of a successful life.' -Eric Cassell
Dr. Eric Cassell began his career teaching medicine but by the 1970s began writing extensively, in his own words, "about moral problems in medicine, the care of the dying and the nature of suffering." Thanks to books such as The Healer's Art, Dr. Cassell has become one of the most respected voices in the difficult subject of end-of-life care.
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[Today at 02:10:04 PM] troywcc: yes he is in the basement and he's doing well, if you call being tied up with a very large dildo in your ass doing well
[Today at 02:10:29 PM] PeelsSE2: randy calls that saturday night
[Today at 02:11:54 PM] preddy08: I call that a tuesday night
party on boys
:lol:
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:rofl:
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“Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.”
Nora Ephron
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Logic and common sense are useful.............. boring, but useful :lol:
C7R
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“Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.”
Nora Ephron
I'm with the crazy f**ker
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'Because women can do nothing except love, they've given it a ridiculous importance.' -W. Somerset Maugham
One of the most popular writers at the turn of the 20th century, W. Somerset Maugham's basic vocabulary and dearth of lyricism earned him commercial success but little in the way of critical praise, something he came to terms with in his later years when he referred to himself as being "in the very first row of the second-raters."
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about aaron:
[Today at 11:10:45 AM] Lady4Fiddy: Of course... I should have known... no straight man could love me like that.
just wow. :lol:
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:rofl:
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And this surprises you why???
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And this surprises you why???
nope, not in the least :lol:
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'"Love and let go" is an airy-fairy statement but it's a deep concept when you realize that people come and go and this is a mortal existence.' -Juliette Lewis
Actress Juliette Lewis has appeared in over 40 feature-length films since she first began acting in 1987 as a 14-year-old. She received her only Oscar nomination, a Best Supporting Actress nod, for her role in 1991's Cape Fear. Now in her mid-30s, she continues to act but has for the last few years been fronting Juliette and the Licks, a post-punk band in which Lewis is lead singer.
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And this surprises you why???
russ gets karma for sig! rofl copter answers the call of duty!!!!! :lol:
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'If you can take rejection and bounce back then you'll thrive in this life. ' -Englebert Humperdinck
Born Arnold George Dorsey in 1936, pop singer, pianist and notorious ladies' man Englebert Humperdinck first became famous in the 1960s thanks to tunes such as "Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You" and "Release Me." Although his career sagged slightly, he found renewed fame when he agreed to sing "Lesbian Seagull" on the 1996 Beavis and Butt-head do America soundtrack.
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'As soon as men decide that all means are permitted to fight an evil, then their good becomes indistinguishable from the evil that they set out to destroy.' -Christopher Henry Dawson
Referred to as "the greatest English-speaking Catholic historian of the 20th century," Christopher Dawson wrote some two dozen sweeping works on the role of religion in the development of Western civilization as well as Christianity's place in European history.
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'As soon as men decide that all means are permitted to fight an evil, then their good becomes indistinguishable from the evil that they set out to destroy.' -Christopher Henry Dawson
Referred to as "the greatest English-speaking Catholic historian of the 20th century," Christopher Dawson wrote some two dozen sweeping works on the role of religion in the development of Western civilization as well as Christianity's place in European history.
great quote. where do you draw the line at fighting evil, before it becomes evil in it's self?
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"America"
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"America"
f**k Yeah!
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...oh yes, I've been there... cool place :thumbs:
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'Marriage puts a lot of unnecessary pressure on a relationship... there's a lot to be said for just having a partner.' -George Best
Northern Irish footballer George Best was one of the greatest players of his or any generation, spending his best years as a star winger with Manchester United during the 1960s and early 1970s. He was enormously famous, but his hard-living lifestyle included an alcohol problem that would ultimately kill him in 2005, at the age of 59.
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:clap:
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another man. utd. fact!!!
george best was the world's first sports superstar. The first athlete to turn sports into fame and fortune with endorsement deals, tv gigs etc...
It was a HUGE deal when he died a few years ago.
as if you care.... :lol:
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'We're becoming more juvenile as a nation. The guys who won World War II and that whole generation have disappeared and now we have a bunch of teenage twits. ' -Clint Eastwood
The legendary Hollywood icon is nearly 80 years old yet shows few signs of slowing down. He recently finished his 67th movie, Invictus, a story about Nelson Mandela coming to power in post-apartheid South Africa starring Matt Damon and Morgan Freeman.
:jaw:
I had no idea he was 80!!!!!!!!!
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Why is it when your girl is pregnant all her friends rub her belly and say "congratulations" but nobody rubs your dick and says "goodjob"
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Why is it when your girl is pregnant all her friends rub her belly and say "congratulations" but nobody rubs your dick and says "goodjob"
word. :confused:
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'It's not a great time to ask a woman if she wants to have other kids when she's crowning.' -James Cameron
It should surprise no one familiar with the award-winning filmmaker to know that he's not actually talking about women in this quote. Rather, Cameron -- who has been married five times -- is talking about his favorite subject -- himself -- using a melodramatic metaphor to respond to a fan's question about what his next movie would be after he finished work on his 3D epic Avatar.
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[Today at 11:25:12 AM] PeelsSE2: by happy you mean I wanna marry krandall
:wtf:
Not even a quote change and this is what I find in chat today.. ??? ??? ??? ??? :help:
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[Today at 11:25:12 AM] PeelsSE2: by happy you mean I wanna marry krandall
:wtf:
Not even a quote change and this is what I find in chat today.. ??? ??? ??? ??? :help:
dammit! taken out of context! :lol:
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peelz on a roll today..... wtf?
[Today at 01:05:22 PM] PeelsSE2: must resist touching self....
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f**k and you!
Today at 01:09:51 PM] BLU700R: i mean not everyone can suck a watermelon through a garden hose
[Today at 01:09:49 PM] Krandall: shake what yo momma gave ya'
[Today at 01:10:51 PM] Krandall: I'm all about being me.
:thumbs: pride is key! :lol:
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:lol:
so true.
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bad day for SB?
wtf is this kid talking about....
[Today at 01:46:36 PM] funyun: I dont know why it wont come out
[Today at 01:46:43 PM]funyun: Im pulling on it pretty hard and wiggling it around
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shoutbox full of fail..
:wtf: do a werewolf????!
[Today at 02:22:08 PM] funyun: anyone evrt do a werewolf or any of those things
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'My grandfather had a rule: Never believe anything until it is officially denied. ' -Stephanie Flanders
Stephanie Flanders is a British economist and journalist educated at Harvard who worked briefly as a speechwriter for Laurence Summers, U.S. Treasury Secretary during President Bill Clinton's second term. She currently serves as the economics editor for the BBC.
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from Shoutbox
[Today at 01:41:35 PM] Hefe: does he call you Hefe in bed?
[Today at 01:42:56 PM] Lady4Fiddy: only when I an doing him in the ass
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'Private jets are nice, but I haven't had more fun on them than on Southwest Airlines. It depends on who you're with.' -Val Kilmer
Long before actor Val Kilmer polayed rock icon Jim Morrison in 1991's The Doors or the caped crusader in 1995's Batman Forever, he was a nobody who had been offered a role in Francis Ford Coppola's 1983 film The Outsiders -- a role he turned down due to "prior commitments." The film would help make stars out of a number of young male actors, including Matt Dillon and Patrick Swayze, but Kilmer found stardom just a couple of years later in Top Gun, starring alongside another breakout star from The Outsiders, Tom Cruise.
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funyun/preddy by themselves in shout...
[Today at 12:49:45 PM] preddy08: It taste good, so I want to pound it!
[Today at 12:49:55 PM] funyun: i just bite it and eat it with 3 licks
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funyun/preddy by themselves in shout...
[Today at 12:49:45 PM] preddy08: It taste good, so I want to pound it!
[Today at 12:49:55 PM] funyun: i just bite it and eat it with 3 licks
If you were there then how do you know its been said?? huh huh?
You joined right in bitch!
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Kama on living in Canada Eh'
[Today at 06:03:48 PM] kamakazi: you put ur beer on the windshield of the car while driving and it super cools them, if u see the piggies hit the wiper switch
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'Beauty is a mystery. You can neither eat it nor make flannel out of it. ' -D.H. Lawrence
Lawrence, the controversial and frequently censored English writer of Sons and Lovers and Lady Chatterley's Lover, who urged "Never trust the artist, trust the story," lived an itinerant lifestyle following his disillusionment with life at the end of World War I, moving from Australia to Europe, the U.S., parts of Asia, and Central America in what he called his "savage pilgrimage" before dying at the very young age of 44.
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[Today at 04:23:41 PM] del ban phucker: So. I was blowing this Mexican last night.
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Admin Links FTW!
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'We fight for lost causes because we know that our defeat and dismay may be the preface to our successors' victory, though that victory itself will be temporary; we fight rather to keep something alive than in the expectation that it will triumph.' -T.S. Eliot
There was no more influential English language poet in the 20th century than American-born Modernist T.S. Eliot. Educated at Harvard, he burst onto the literary scene in 1915 with the publication of The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, which opens with a startling simile that compares the evening sky to a drugged and lethargic patient stretched out on a table.
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[Today at 10:51:40 AM] preddy08: I highly doubt their was a scientific study done on midgets pussys
quote of the MF'n day!
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:rofl:
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even With the rest of the convo, that is still a disturbing statement
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Preddy would volunteer for that job I'd bet.
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I prolly would
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I prolly would nail shawn
:confused:
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already have
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that's hawt
:humper:
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it was kind of... well... dirty
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I feel used and dirty :'(
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nothin new for you at least :lol:
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you are dirty
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you are dirty
mmmm do you think so?
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yea.. I thought that was clear ???
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you are dirty
mmmm do you think so?
Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made........ummm <--- likes the taste of pee! :clap: :clap: :clap:
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ewww thats dirty
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Dirty's my middle name. 8)
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Weiner is my middle name. 8)
we know. :lol:
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Weiner is my middle name. 8)
What a coincidence.. I like dem
we know...
:lol:
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Weiner is my middle name. 8)
What a coincidence.. I like dem
Me too
:lol:
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Weiner is my middle name. 8)
What a coincidence.. I like dem
Me too
we should hook up
tweakers aren't my type peelio.
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Weiner is my middle name. 8)
What a coincidence.. I like dem
Me too
we should hook up
tweakers aren't my type peelio.
Liar.
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'If people behaved in the way nations do, they would all be put in straitjackets. ' -Tennessee Williams
You couldn't blame U.S. playwright Tennessee Williams if, after his first major plays became enormous hits, he never wrote another word; after all, he was still in his mid-30s when he completed both The Glass Menagerie and A Streetcar Named Desire in the 1940s. However, Williams continued to produce a steady volume of work until a bizarre choking accident killed him in 1983 at the age of 71.
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'I am an uncompromising opponent of violent methods even to serve the noblest of causes. ' -Mahatma Gandhi
Although he is intimately associated with peaceful resistance and civil disobedience, although he was inspired by the likes of American Transcendentalist Henry Thoreau and although he inspired Martin Luther King Jr., India's great pacifist independence leader Mahatma Gandhi was never awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, despite having been nominated five times.
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'I am an uncompromising opponent of violent methods even to serve the noblest of causes. ' -Mahatma Gandhi
Although he is intimately associated with peaceful resistance and civil disobedience, although he was inspired by the likes of American Transcendentalist Henry Thoreau and although he inspired Martin Luther King Jr., India's great pacifist independence leader Mahatma Gandhi was never awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, despite having been nominated five times.
but they give it to Obama? :lol: Sounding like marketing politics to me. :lol:
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:lol:
what a fookin joke!
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a joke? Where ???
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'When all else fails, wear black. ' -Kenneth Cole
American designer Kenneth Cole rose to prominence thanks to his women's shoe designs, which he first presented in a now-legendary act of ingenuity during New York's Fashion Week in 1982. Three years later, he was opening his first store in Manhattan, and today he runs Kenneth Cole Productions Inc., with retail stores in over a dozen countries.
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:ban:
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[Today at 11:20:21 AM] Hefe: going to jerkoff now
[Today at 11:20:26 AM] Hefe: :jerkoff:
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after seeing that pic of preddy.. what do you expect?
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I did... twice.
:lol:
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I think I missed that pic! :thumbs:
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Krandall: roads suck more ballz that peelio and shawn combined! help
phucker: lol
phucker: thats a lot of balls
Krandall: tellm e about it.
funyun: lol
phucker: lol
funyun: lol
Krandall: lol
funyun: lol
Krandall: lol
phucker: lol
Krandall: lol
funyun: lol
phucker: lol
Krandall: lol
funyun: lol
phucker: lol
Krandall: lol
phucker: lol
funyun: lol
Krandall: rofl
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ruined it :mad:
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:lol:
my bad
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dam right :bash:
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[Today at 11:34:06 AM] del ban phucker: then got to go to barkers and swap jugs, the new one i got has gas bubbles
???
you said jugs and barkers in the same sentance.... :rofl:
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lol i thought you would quote the other one
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Today at 10:31:38 AM] Hefe: wow.. all the cool people are here
[Today at 10:31:44 AM] Hefe: Funyun -----> Door
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[Today at 11:34:56 AM] phucker: nope gettin phucked around every obstacle lol, but im used to it.
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:popcorn:
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hey buttplug at least quote the whole comment lol
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wtf is there no new qotd? wtf is everyone?
i9 am drunk and there is nooone here to phuck with/... you guys suck teh ass. and yes i meant teh. that mneands i am 1337 and you are not. you are all my bitches.
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:rofl:
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hmmm i think i drank a little bit last night maybe.....
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wtf is there no new qotd? wtf is everyone?
i9 am drunk and there is nooone here to phuck with/... you guys suck teh ass. and yes i meant teh. that mneands i am 1337 and you are not. you are all my bitches.
you're gwammar is tewwifiic :rofl:
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'We have it in our power to begin the world over again. ' -Thomas Paine
One of the greatest revolutionary writers and thinkers in history, Thomas Paine was born in England but his incisive, inflammatory pamphlets denouncing tyranny and servitude influenced enormous revolutions in America and France. He was so despised in his native England that he was frequently burned in effigy. Paine died in America in 1809.
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ow, owwww
too many big words... head hurts
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ow, owwww
too many big words... head hurts
where? inflammatory? not big. U iz jus stoopid :lol:
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:(
man.. pick on hefe day
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'Learn how to be a policeman, because that cannot be improvised. As regards being pope, anybody can be pope; the proof is that I have become one.' -Pope John XXIII
Angelo Giuseppe Roncalli was elected to the papacy in 1958; he assumed the name John XXIII and although his pontificate lasted only five years, he became the most beloved pope in modern times and the humanistic standard by which all popes are now measured by doing something no pope had done in generations -- go and personally preach among the ordinary Roman people, including the sick in hospitals and the condemned in prisons.
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Today at 11:29:26 AM] Spartan727: I guess me jerking on it for 3 days helped with mine
??? Thats not healthy....
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Today at 11:29:26 AM] Spartan727: I guess me jerking on it for 3 days helped with mine
??? Thats not healthy....
[Today at 12:30:35 PM] PeelsSE2: jerking it for 3 days? was it sore?
:lol:
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it always helps me
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[Today at 11:47:07 AM] Mad Dog: I will eat it for 650 dollars?!?
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eeewwwww :puke:
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You're jealous arent you. :lol:
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[Today at 08:04:49 AM] funyun: I rode aarons bike at LS
[Today at 08:04:54 AM] funyun: not sure how he had his suspension set up
[Today at 08:05:03 AM] funyun: but it was crazy stiff
MUST RESIST NINJA EDIT!
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[Today at 08:04:49 AM] funyun: I rode aarons at LS
[Today at 08:04:54 AM] funyun: not sure how he liked it
[Today at 08:05:03 AM] funyun: but he was crazy stiff
:ninja:
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'The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the latter regrets a discreditable act, even when it has worked and he has not been caught.' -H.L. Mencken
The "Sage of Baltimore" died over 50 years ago, but the instructions he left to his literary executor might be a lesson to those who are preoccupied with being remembered long after they're gone: Mencken's private papers were released to scholars in stages, every 10 years between 1971 and 1991, allowing him to return to the front pages and interest new sets of readers across the generations.
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[Today at 11:11:31 AM] Hefe: it is not a raptor, you don't just poke the throttle and expect it to respond like that
[Today at 11:12:25 AM] Hefe: And Preddy, order up those tickets, me... you... 2 drunk wifes... a couple big cigars, and some brandy, a video camera...
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:lol:
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[Today at 11:12:25 AM] Hefe: And Preddy, order up those tickets, me... you... 2 drunk wifes... a couple big cigars, and some brandy, a video camera...
Waiting...........
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[Today at 11:12:25 AM] Hefe: And Preddy, order up those tickets, me... you... 2 drunk wifes... a couple big cigars, and some brandy, a video camera...
Waiting...........
I got the camera. lose the wives :lol: :rofl:
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ewwww
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ewwww
by eeewwww you mean hooootttt :lol:
Have fun in vegas bro. Stay clean! :lol:
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kamakazi: eh'
phucker: damn canadiens
4gunz4x4z: I like canadians
4gunz4x4z: kinda
phucker: no you dont
phucker: i like your sister
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:rofl:
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:lol:
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kamakazi: eh'
phucker: damn canadiens
4gunz4x4z: I like canadians
4gunz4x4z: kinda
phucker: no you dont
phucker: i like your sister
lol, I like your style. :thumbs:
Note to self: Call baby sis and tell her to get back home NOW.
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dont worry im not going back to kansas any time soon lol
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lol, I don't care who i piss off its just the internet
ummm..... no shit lol
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lol, I don't care who i piss off its just the internet
ummm..... no shit lol
epic lol here
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'In this world we run the risk of having to choose between being either the anvil or the hammer. ' -Voltaire
Quotable legends are often misquoted, and often quotes are credited to them that other people actually said, but in the case of the great French thinker Voltaire, the quote for which he is most famous -- "I hate what you say, but will give my life to protect your right to say it" -- he almost assuredly never even said.
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Oh man. I dont even have to introduce this one :rofl:
Today at 08:34:24 AM] Hefe: funyun, you will get used to the width
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:rofl:
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'I lay it down as fact that if all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world.' -Blaise Pascal
17th century French mathematician and philosopher Blaise Pascal remains one of the most important men in the early history of the development of the scientific method, the rigorous standards of practice by which all scientific data are today upheld. Along with having a significant influence on the scientific revolution, he also made contributions to philosophy, religion and the social sciences, to name just a few.
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[Today at 10:50:11 AM] PeelsSE2: I like reverse on my trannies
[Today at 10:50:33 AM] maguilar496: i like six speeds on my trannys
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[Today at 10:50:11 AM] PeelsSE2: I like reverse on my trannies
[Today at 10:50:33 AM] maguilar496: i like six speeds on my trannys
including
ice crushing. pulse speed and frapee (sp) :rofl:
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Where the peels auction ended.
[Today at 09:08:26 AM] maguilar496: $2, two gum pieces and a used condom
I WIN :clap:
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shipping address?
:lol:
dicks. :lol:
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'If the law is of such a nature that it requires you to be an agent of injustice to another, then, I say, break the law. Let your life be a counter-friction to stop the machine.' -Henry Thoreau
The works of the famous and influential 19th century Transcendental thinker Henry David Thoreau (Walden, Civil Disobedience) read as though his experiences made him an extraordinary man of the world, yet history tells us that apart from a few brief travels, Thoreau almost never left the confines of his home state of Massachusetts.
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[Today at 02:23:22 PM] maguilar496: i wish i could se a donkey show.......
[Today at 02:25:39 PM] maguilar496: colorado would you send me a video of your performance......please
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'People who raise their hands deserve to be ahead of people who don't.' -50 Cent
Rapper Curtis James Jackson III is an unlikely success story, having grown up on the toughest streets of Queens, dealing drugs to get by from an early age, even surviving several bullet wounds. But he was determined to turn his life around (his moniker, 50 Cent, is meant to represent the idea of change), and in fact life would never be the same for him after 2002, when he was discovered by Eminem.
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'You cannot build trust until you sit together. ' -Mohamed ElBaradei
ElBaradei, a Nobel Peace laureate from 2005, has served three consecutive four-year terms as the Director General of the International Atomic Energy Agency, the United Nations' nuclear watchdog. ElBaradei has headed the agency during some of the most anxious times in recent memory, including the search for weapons in Iraq and the proliferation issues in North Korea and Iran.
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hot!
[Today at 12:30:36 PM] 4gunz4x4z: I'd like to hit up some KY too
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[Today at 01:42:57 PM] kamakazi: actually, ur gonna laugh, but salmon seared with a whiskey maple syrup sause tastes friggin awesome
Thanks Kamai for continuing the stereotype :clap: :clap: :clap:
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:lol: awesome!
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[Today at 01:42:57 PM] kamakazi: actually, ur gonna laugh, but salmon seared with a whiskey maple syrup sause tastes friggin awesome
Thanks Kamai for continuing the stereotype :clap: :clap: :clap:
Bawhahahahahahah :rofl: :rofl:
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http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2198/251/56/769985397/n769985397_5814148_1173.jpg
Krandall: We know how you dig the bottom Funyun....
lol
PeelsSE2: funyun on his knees for a hummer? Why is this not surprising?
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^^^ LOL
Today at 03:44:27 PM] Spartan727: I haven't broken anything lately of importance
[Today at 04:05:09 PM] PeelsSE2: except phucker's hymen.
quite proud of this.... :nod:
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well peels, i am unemployed so i have plenty of time to stop by and whoop yours ass if you would like....
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well peels, i am unemployed so i have plenty of time to stop by and whoop yours ass if you would like....
come on down. I could use the company lol
the gig in ks is all done? No more chauffeur? Damn
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'Sports teach you how to be quick. Injuries teach you how to slow down. ' -Yao Ming
Ming, the towering 7-foot-6 310 pound Chinese-born professional basketball player for the Houston Rockets, knows what he's talking about, having undergone a string of frustrating injuries that have kept him sidelined for a varying number of games between 2005 and 2009. This contrasts sharply with his first three NBA seasons, during which he missed just two games out of 246.
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sand84~~~~~"A dick sucker at his finset SAND84!"
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'If you don't mean it, they're going to know you don't mean it. ' -Carrie Underwood
Country-pop star Carrie Underwood remains one of the few products of TV's American Idol to have made good on their appearance and subsequent victory on the show. Underwood won Season 4, then successfully launched a solo career already decorated with several awards including a number of Grammys and a debut album that was certified platinum seven times over.
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'History teaches that wars begin when governments believe the price of aggression is cheap. ' -Ronald Reagan
This line comes from January of 1984, as President Reagan addressed the United States with his characteristic calm and paternal rhetoric regarding the shaky and uncertain U.S.-Soviet relations as they stood at that point in time. This was just two months before Mikhail Gorbachev became Soviet leader as the General Secretary of the Communist Party, and a little over a year before Gorbachev instituted the policy of perestroika.
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[Today at 02:27:41 PM] Krandall: holy hell I get raped.
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[Today at 02:27:41 PM] Krandall: holy hell I get raped.
I am sure you do.
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'The great surgeon invents an operation that only he can do, and the truly great surgeon invents an operation that everyone can do.' -Anonymous
This is a common saying among surgeons. The original source is unknown, but the saying has applications beyond medicine and surgery, suggesting the undeniable relationship between brilliance and the rare ability to communicate that brilliance to others.
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'It is in the 30s that we want friends. In the 40s we know they won't save us any more than love did.' -F. Scott Fitzgerald
This is a confident, if rather depressing, sentiment about the human experience in our 30s and 40s from a man who didn't live to see his own 45th birthday. At his funeral, Fitzgerald's contemporary Dorothy Parker is alleged to uttered, "the poor son of a bitch," alluding to Jay Gatsby's own funeral in Fitzgerald's classic novel The Great Gatsby.
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Today at 02:02:10 PM] gay08 gay08 I wanna be gay08: DAMN IT! I want Wandi
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[Today at 02:08:43 PM] DAMN IT!!! I want Wandi...... in my butt: Randy = Randi = Wandall = Wandi lol The evolution of randy
[Today at 02:08:52 PM] Im gonna give it to ya too: gunz :mad:
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[Today at 02:13:50 PM] BLUBALLZ700R: and a butt full of stuff can be uncomfortable
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I feel bad for your wife Gunny :rofl:
Loose your car keys? Check her ass, you put them in there when she wasn't looking :P
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[Today at 10:38:33 AM] Krandall: funyun... do you wake up and go.. how can I f*ck w/ everyone on RS today?
:thumbs:
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:flex:
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'No time is wasted talking to someone who's good at their job. ' -Harry Flashman
Harry Flashman is the fictional Victorian antihero created by George MacDonald Fraser for his successful series of Flashman novels and other fictional works. Fraser himself was inspired to create the character after reading the Thomas Hughes book Tom Brown's Schooldays, which featured an unlikable bully named Flashman.
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Thats why I ask you guys all these questions :lol:
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:rofl:
:door:
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[Today at 11:34:30 AM] Lady4Fiddy: Thanks everyone for the thoughts and prayers, sugery went well last night, I am feeling so much better now. They drained 200cc of blood out of the clot, left a drain tube with a balloon in there until tomorrow. There are still many smaller blood clots in
[Today at 11:36:00 AM] funyun: dam 200cc
[Today at 11:36:06 AM] funyun: thats almost half the size of my motor
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:rofl:
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[Today at 10:42:31 AM] Lady4Fiddy: got that sticker on my van
[Today at 10:42:39 AM] funyun: free candy sticker?
[Today at 10:42:44 AM] funyun: or the rs?
[Today at 10:42:48 AM] Lady4Fiddy: rs
[Today at 10:42:52 AM] funyun: o ok
[Today at 10:43:05 AM] Lady4Fiddy: I dont want to attract kids to my van lol
[Today at 10:43:19 AM] funyun: I was going to say i dont think randy is giving those stickers out yet, keeping them all for his van
[Today at 10:43:29 AM] Lady4Fiddy:
[Today at 10:43:55 AM] Lady4Fiddy: Hefe will steal them though to lure teenage girls in
[Today at 10:44:16 AM] funyun: nah the kids it attracts would be too old
[Today at 10:45:02 AM] Lady4Fiddy: lol
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[Today at 01:19:57 PM] funyun: who needs spark when you got a can of ether and 2 dumbasses
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phucker: damnit funyun, make a statement for once, not a question lol
funyun: im rick james bitch
phucker: ok didnt work
phucker: try this, make and intelligent statement
funyun: 2 + 2 = 4
phucker: w00t
funyun: :flex:
phucker: finally some brilliance
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4 in 1 day :flex:
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'Self-censorship is a much undervalued quality. ' -Patricia Cornwell
The inspiration for this comment by best-selling writer Patricia Cornwell is the Saw movie franchise, which she says she can't watch because they would "scare her to death." The former morgue worker thinks that people need to be careful about what they expose themselves to so that they don't become desensitized to the content (in this case, violence and murder).
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[Today at 08:10:42 AM] Spartan727: And I was gangbanged by preddy, MD, and Wandi at once
[Today at 08:11:20 AM] yamaguy0: thats hot!
[Today at 08:11:42 AM] PeelsSE2: interseting
[Today at 08:11:47 AM] PeelsSE2: interesting
[Today at 08:12:13 AM] Spartan727: I was hit from all directions too
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[Today at 09:45:24 AM] PeelsSE2: haven't touched it.
[Today at 09:45:35 AM] Spartan727: Want me to come up and touch it?
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'Good ideas have to be relearned in every generation. ' -Henry Hazlitt
20th century American economist Henry Hazlitt wrote for the Wall Street Journal, the New York Times and published 25 books during his extensive career. His libertarian approach to economics put him at odds with contemporary luminaries such as John Maynard Keynes, but they would influence future economists such as Milton Friedman.
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PeelsSE2: are you feeling "randy"?
preddy08: YES!
phucker: lol
PeelsSE2: well stop.
PeelsSE2: he is gonna get too excited.
PeelsSE2: lol
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[Today at 10:42:54 AM] preddy08: Dick in a box is great!
did you get one for xmas, do you keep it in your man-cave? :lol:
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[Today at 10:42:54 AM] preddy08: Dick in a box is great!
did you get one for xmas, do you keep it in your man-cave? :lol:
i h8 u :bird:
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:confused:
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'Nobody just shows up ready to be president. ' -Bill Clinton
So said America's two-term 42nd President to CNN's Larry King in 2009, commenting on the many difficulties of the nation's top job. Clinton added that, regardless of what political offices a person has held in the past, the Oval Office is so profoundly different that there's simply no way one can adequately prepare for it.
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"if universal health care is such a great thing, how come all of the unions and government employees need to be opted out of it to vote for it?" someone on the news the other day
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Yeah mines a little lengthy aswell.
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Yeah mines a little lengthy aswell.
It's about 2 inches too long, and that gives it a wicked twist in the middle of it. With all that length i seriously doubt all the up and down motion will jerk it off. I do like the fact that its black, it really looks nice.
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Yeah mines a little lengthy aswell.
It's about 2 inches too long, and that gives it a wicked twist in the middle of it. With all that length i seriously doubt all the up and down motion will jerk it off. I do like the fact that its black, it really looks nice.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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'There's nothing sadder to me than a person who's sitting there like a vulture in a conversation waiting for his opportunity to shine and be funny.' -Jim Carrey
Carrey was an unlikely actor to be the first in Hollywood to break the $20 million payday for a single film, the 1996 dark comedy The Cable Guy, which went on to earn less at the box office than almost all of his other major films. Carrey's most successful box office film to date is also one of the highest grossing live-action comedies of all time, 2003's Bruce Almighty.
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'There's nothing sadder to me than a person who's sitting there like a vulture in a conversation waiting for his opportunity to shine and be funny.' -Jim Carrey
My secret has been revealed! NOOO
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'There's nothing sadder to me than a person who's sitting there like a vulture in a conversation waiting for his opportunity to shine and be funny.' -Jim Carrey
My secret has been revealed! NOOO
mine too. I repeat "i have nothing important or valuable to say, so I mock those that do" -me :lol:
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Spartan727: What I do is take a naked picture of phucker and put it on the end of my gun and shoot at at you
Spartan727: flash...then bang lol
phucker: why do you have a naked picture of me pat? (closing blinds now)
Mad Dog: lol
Mad Dog: Ok, on my way too
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'Genius is the ability to make something very complex seem very simple. ' -Brian Wilson
For decades the genius behind the Beach Boys and some of the most highly regarded American pop music ever composed, Brian Wilson nonetheless has always seemed tormented by the talents of other songwriters. The most striking example came in 1967, when he heard some of the Beatles' soon-to-be-released Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, which proved so overwhelming to him he had a nervous breakdown.
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[Today at 09:52:30 AM] Colorado700R: peelio.....Wii tonight?
[Today at 09:53:22 AM] Colorado700R: maybe Predy can figure his out
[Today at 09:54:01 AM] Colorado700R: "I'm an engineer, build my own computer, quad, and house, but Wii wiFi is too hard!!!"
great point :lol:
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[Today at 10:01:22 AM] funyun: but if I had a use for the bed if get a rhino
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funyun can't figure out what to do with the bed. :confused:
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[Today at 11:53:14 AM] Spartan727: I take anything
speaks for itself.
:rofl:
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:nana:
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[Today at 02:34:20 PM] funyun: I hear by pronouce Krandall and Preddy08 officially Jew Certified Shoppers
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:rofl:
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[Today at 04:07:25 PM] Colorado700R: Funyun is to normal conversation, what Cancer is to a colon
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'If you have billions of dollars but you're always thinking about money, then you're not a wealthy man.' -Deepak Chopra
Frequently referred to as a pioneer of alternative medicine, lifestyle guru Deepak Chopra began his professional life as a medical doctor, earning U.S. board certification in internal medicine and endocrinology. He worked at a few hospitals before turning his time and attention to Transcendental Meditation and other forms of mind-body medicine.
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[Today at 11:19:28 AM] Socalrappy700: he's like a broken record
:rofl:
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[Today at 11:29:19 AM] funyun: fucking give it to me!
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[Today at 11:32:34 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: I have no pole to hang on to. this could be dangerous lol
[Today at 11:32:45 AM] del ban Lady4Fiddy: lol
[Today at 11:32:47 AM] del ban maguilar496: you can hang on to my pole.
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[Today at 11:42:50 AM] preddy08: Gummer hummer FTW!
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[Today at 11:42:50 AM] preddy08: Gummer hummer FTW!
i don't get it? :confused:
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[Today at 11:42:50 AM] preddy08: Gummer hummer FTW!
i don't get it? :confused:
Its a what a toothless methed out hooker gives :rofl: IE: Peelz on the weekend. :thumbs:
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[Today at 11:42:50 AM] preddy08: Gummer hummer FTW!
i don't get it? :confused:
Its a what a toothless methed out hooker gives :rofl: IE: Me on the weekend. :thumbs:
represent homie.
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[Today at 11:42:50 AM] preddy08: Gummer hummer FTW!
i don't get it? :confused:
Its a what a toothless methed out hooker gives :rofl: IE: Peelz on the weekend. :thumbs:
now i getz it..................brain shart
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phucker: so we gonna do some more "testing" on the server tonight?
Hefe: possibly
Krandall: Possibly
Krandall: jinx lol
Hefe: I beat you by 2 seconds
phucker: lol
phucker: i cant wait
Krandall: depends. Wife is sick.. So if she just lays in bed. I'm game.
phucker: lol
phucker: your such a great husband
Krandall: <-- all about love and support
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:lol:
just don't tell her. :rofl:
'As a man you're either a love rat or marriage fodder. That's how women see it. ' -Fran Healy
As the principal songwriter for the pop rock band Travis, Scottish musician Fran Healy has developed an impressive fan base that includes Paul McCartney, Chris Martin, Noel Gallagher, and Elton John, to name a few. The band's most recent album is 2008's Ode To J Smith.
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[Today at 11:07:35 AM] phucker: gonna do a small crank and a big piston
[Today at 11:07:40 AM] Hefe: let the Failboat sail away
[Today at 11:08:01 AM] Hefe: you already have a small "crank"
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:lol:
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'Every time people force themselves to carry on with a book they're not enjoying, they reinforce the idea that reading is a duty.' -Nick Hornby
English writer Nick Hornby first gained fame in 1992 with his soccer/football memoir Fever Pitch, about his obsession with English Premier League team Arsenal. Sixteen years -- and for Hornby, several successful books -- later, the Times Online UK ranked Hornby at No. 4 among the worst celebrity football fans (for the negative impact Fever Pitch had on match prices, among other things), well ahead of Mussolini (No. 28), but behind Hitler (No. 1).
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funyun: the stock raptor ones are pretty bitch size i could see where they could make improvment
preddy08: but there is two exhaust pipes
preddy08: YFZ has one
funyun: ya but im just saying there doesnt seem like much improvment on the yfzs
preddy08: Cause its a 450
:rofl:
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Made to perfection from the factory :lol:
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'I've been a victim of Godwin's Law. This states that as an internet discussion continues, the probability that someone will be compared to Hitler approaches certainty.' -Steven Pinker
New York Times best-selling author, psychologist and Harvard professor Steven Pinker has helped further the field of evolutionary psychology thanks to his books How the Mind Works and The Blank Slate. He has also contributed in rather grand fashion to the Human Genome Project, namely by participating in the Personal Genome Project by having his own genetic test published online.
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[Today at 12:14:24 AM] phucker: and damnit i better win this one
[Today at 12:16:07 AM] Colorado700R: unless there's a "RS win a 2010 Raptor 700 that you can never mod" giveaway, you can't win
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Midwest Tech help line???
[February 01, 2010, 10:48:43 PM] Colorado700R: slam computer on pavement and try again
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Midwest Tech help line???
[February 01, 2010, 10:48:43 PM] Colorado700R: slam computer on pavement and try again
No, that's the Pootie anti-Virus method
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'Never expect a thank-you and never do things for a thank-you. That is very liberating.' -Lou Dobbs
The longtime CNN personality saw his professional relationship with the pioneering cable network come to an end in 2009 after almost three decades, during which time Dobbs racked up a variety of awards including a Peabody, an Emmy and a Cable Ace award. Dobbs joined CNN as part of its inaugural staff, leaving only briefly in 1999 following an internal dispute. While away, Dobbs founded the astronomy news web site space.com.
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[Today at 10:21:25 AM] Krandall: ↓ is a douche.
[Today at 10:21:30 AM] preddy08: Yes sir randy
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Today at 01:42:49 PM] Hefe: weenie pics for the win!
[Today at 01:43:05 PM] maguilar496: lol i'm over 18 hefe.
[Today at 01:43:12 PM] maguilar496: probably won't turn you on.
[Today at 01:43:19 PM] Hefe: good point
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[Today at 03:47:35 PM] Hefe: u type too fast Pat
[Today at 03:47:45 PM] Spartan727: You type too slow old man
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[Today at 01:02:28 AM] UncleBeaner: want pancakes?
[Today at 01:03:11 AM] unclesharty: not it Tim Barker is makin them!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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'There are always more people who prefer to speak than to listen. ' -Paul Dirac
A Nobel laureate in physics in 1933, Dirac was among the leading scientific minds of the 20th century thanks to his pioneering work in quantum physics, early work in string theory and predictions that led to the development of PET scans. According to his biographer Graham Farmelo, today's quote was one of Dirac's favorite comments.
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[Today at 03:16:03 PM] preddy08: Poop is a weapon, USE IT!
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My definition of too much horsepower is when all four wheels are spinning in every gear - Mark Donohue
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[Today at 05:43:32 PM] Camper_1337: ethan i am guessing?
[Today at 05:43:44 PM] milk mustache: yep
[Today at 05:44:40 PM] Spartan727: So....didn't they wean you off the tit yet?
[Today at 05:44:49 PM] Camper_1337: lol
[Today at 05:44:57 PM] Camper_1337: hes all over nikki haha
[Today at 05:45:04 PM] Spartan727: :run:
[Today at 05:45:06 PM] milk mustache: ewww
[Today at 05:45:22 PM] Lady4Fiddy: Pat door
[Today at 05:45:33 PM] Lady4Fiddy: and Dan
[Today at 05:46:06 PM] PeelsSE2: lol
[Today at 05:46:07 PM] Camper_1337: :busted:
[Today at 05:46:31 PM] Spartan727: :damnit:
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[Today at 08:17:38 AM] del ban I don't answer calls the first time from Krandall cuz Im gay: Randy
[Today at 08:17:43 AM] del ban Krandall: Suck It Trebek
[Today at 08:17:48 AM] del ban I don't answer calls the first time from Krandall cuz Im gay: Sumbitch
[Today at 08:17:52 AM] del ban Krandall: lol
[Today at 08:18:13 AM] del ban I don't answer calls the first time from Krandall cuz Im gay: Wtf did you want bitch!
[Today at 08:18:14 AM] del ban Oilfield_Mafia: lol
[Today at 08:18:29 AM] del ban Krandall: now you have to wait until tonight when I get off work
[Today at 08:18:36 AM] del ban Krandall: it's nothin important Kissy Face
[Today at 08:18:59 AM] del ban Krandall: Just got your message this Am. ERMAHGERD. rofl
[Today at 08:19:06 AM] del ban and I dont return calls cause Im busy givng bj's in the john: 10 mins long basically
[Today at 08:19:16 AM] del ban and I dont return calls cause Im busy givng bj's in the john: rofl
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:rofl: you'll never guess who.
[Today at 01:28:48 PM] Jabba: I'm not that fat, fuckers
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O I think we will
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:sit:
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O look a picture of him in his avatar.
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[Today at 03:49:19 PM] Darth Vader: I was gonna make Phucker R2D2, but what R2 fixes actually works
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[Today at 03:49:19 PM] Darth Vader: I was gonna make Phucker R2D2, but what R2 fixes actually works
:rofl: priceless, who was vader?
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That was Colorado700r
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Well, this pretty much summed up my morning.......... WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Today at 09:32:03 AM] Spartan727: I've talked with Troy on the phone before
[Today at 09:32:30 AM] preddy08: WHAT?
[Today at 09:32:45 AM] Spartan727: Yeah I said that a lot
[Today at 09:33:42 AM] preddy08: HUH?
[Today at 09:33:49 AM] Spartan727:
[Today at 09:33:57 AM] Spartan727: Did something falll?
[Today at 09:33:57 AM] preddy08: Hummina what?
[Today at 09:34:20 AM] Spartan727: Oh wait it's the 7.62 slug finally coming out of my ass from last night
[Today at 09:35:19 AM] preddy08: WTF
[Today at 09:35:27 AM] Spartan727: Deedeedeedee
[Today at 09:36:28 AM] preddy08: Let the truth be told huh pat?
[Today at 09:36:43 AM] funyun: Holy shit troy runs a +4 riser on his handlebars?
[Today at 09:36:58 AM] Spartan727: The truth? You can't HANDLE the truth!
[Today at 09:37:11 AM] Spartan727:
[Today at 09:38:03 AM] preddy08: No, troy runs ape hangers
[Today at 09:38:16 AM] Spartan727: Damn chopper boys
[Today at 09:39:42 AM] preddy08: Pat, I'm not going to lie. You scare me sometimes
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Do you guys practice not making sense, or is it just a supernatural ability? :lol:
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Do you guys practice not making sense, or is it just a supernatural ability? :lol:
it's a fine art form.
besides, preddy speaks redneck-ese, PAt speaks homo/floridian. chit gets lost in translation :lol:
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Do you guys practice not making sense, or is it just a supernatural ability? :lol:
It's a NATURAL ability :thumbs: :thumbs:
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About spit my pop all over the screen when I read this one.
[Today at 01:10:04 PM] Colorado700R: "Peels and the sister went on and on for a few years....some times Peels fought them off, some times the sisters had their way"
Poor, Andy.
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I wish I could tell you that Peels fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - prison life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Andy would show up with fresh bruises. The Sisters kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Peels- that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.
:rofl:
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I wish I could tell you that Peels fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - prison life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Andy would show up with fresh bruises. The Sisters kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Peels- that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.
:rofl:
I'd shank all you b!tches at shawshank! :lol:
DICK!
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Is it bad if I hear Morgan Freedmen voice when I read that ??? :lol:
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Is it bad if I hear Morgan Freedmen voice when I read that ??? :lol:
no. I would climb through that pipe full of crap for free nucca :lol:
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[Today at 12:08:00 AM] phucker: wow gunyy his wife and freinds are all the same
[Today at 12:08:23 AM] phucker: even his wife says hes gay
???
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[Today at 02:00:50 AM] del ban 4gunz4x4z: nazi
[Today at 02:00:58 AM] del ban 4gunz4x4z: i'm gay
[Today at 02:01:06 AM] del ban 4gunz4x4z: i smell like gay]
[Today at 02:01:12 AM] del ban 4gunz4x4z: i like cock
[Today at 02:01:14 AM] del ban phucker: bawhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahhahhaha
[Today at 02:01:25 AM] del ban 4gunz4x4z: i like your brown eye]
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[Today at 02:00:50 AM] del ban 4gunz4x4z: nazi
[Today at 02:00:58 AM] del ban 4gunz4x4z: i'm gay
[Today at 02:01:06 AM] del ban 4gunz4x4z: i smell like gay]
[Today at 02:01:12 AM] del ban 4gunz4x4z: i like cock
[Today at 02:01:14 AM] del ban phucker: bawhahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahhahhaha
[Today at 02:01:25 AM] del ban 4gunz4x4z: i like your brown eye]
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Thats fucked up...you know that was my wife....sumbitch
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ya the fucked up part was it was your wife calling you gay.....
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:jerkoff:
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'The Way of Heaven has no favorites. It is always with the good man. ' -Lao Tzu
Little is known of the life of philosopher Lao Tzu -- so little, in fact, that there's plenty of room for invention, and that's exactly what's gone on over the centuries, chiefly regarding his birth. According to one legend, he was conceived after his mother saw a falling star; but instead of a nine-month gestation, Lao Tzu spent the next six decades in his poor mother's womb, finally emerging fully formed with a long, gray beard.
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[Today at 08:15:42 PM] PeelsSE2: but yer still a flamer
[Today at 08:15:48 PM] Spartan727: Yep
no denying it, so why try?
:lol:
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'I don't think that power really does corrupt; in some cases I think it probably ennobles. ' -David Frost
Famous British media personality David Frost enjoyed a resurgence in popularity recently with the movie Frost/Nixon, which documented his famous 1970s interviews with Richard Nixon following Nixon's stepping down from the Oval office. In them, Frost somehow managed to goad Nixon into making his infamous assertion that "when a President does it, it's not illegal," leading one to believe that in today's comment, Frost did not have Nixon in mind.
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"French dip" eh' ??? :rofl:
[Today at 01:59:31 PM] Spartan727: I am home But heading to the boss' place tonight for french dip and beer
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"French dip" eh' ??? :rofl:
[Today at 01:59:31 PM] Spartan727: I am home But heading to the boss' place tonight for french dip and beer
If we hear tomorrow that he got promoted, we know what happened...
But what if he gets fired? Chillidog? :confused:
:lol:
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[Today at 02:43:11 PM] preddy08: I'll munch'em all
talking about pat's french dip thing.
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'Always blow your own trumpet, because otherwise someone will use it as a spittoon. ' -John Torode
Torode is a British restaurateur from Australia who runs, among others, Smiths of Smithfield in London and has gained further fame by appearing as a presenter on BBC1's MasterChef. Today's quote is actually not directly Torode's but one of his father's favorite sayings.
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[Today at 10:03:46 AM] del ban Spartan727: Tastes like raisins
[Today at 10:03:49 AM] del ban maguilar496: it taste just like raisins...
[Today at 10:03:53 AM] del ban Krandall: you sob lol
[Today at 10:04:00 AM] del ban Krandall: hmmm
[Today at 10:04:06 AM] del ban Spartan727: Hmm <--- likes the taste of pee
[Today at 10:04:11 AM] del ban Spartan727: wtf
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[Today at 11:35:19 AM] maguilar496: can we work out a layaway plan....
[Today at 11:35:45 AM] maguilar496: you give me the quad,, and you can have peels. after that you layaway till you heart gives out.
(about buying my quad) :rofl:
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Fucking sheep :confused:
Today at 11:09:02 AM] hpdrifter777: Really want to do that
[Today at 11:09:37 AM] Spartan727: Yeah me too, just not on a quad
[Today at 11:09:49 AM] hpdrifter777: That's the only way I want too
[Today at 11:10:08 AM] Spartan727: I'd rather do it in a truck
[Today at 11:10:29 AM] maguilar496: id rather do it in a hotel.......
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Fucking sheep :confused:
Today at 11:09:02 AM] hpdrifter777: Really want to do that
[Today at 11:09:37 AM] Spartan727: Yeah me too, just not on a quad
[Today at 11:09:49 AM] hpdrifter777: That's the only way I want too
[Today at 11:10:08 AM] Spartan727: I'd rather do it in a truck
[Today at 11:10:29 AM] maguilar496: id rather do it in a hotel.......
I don't think even Australian Hotels would let you do that (Fucking sheep) & it's a national sport there!
Ask Randy, he'll know :clap:
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'Where questions of religion are concerned, people are guilty of every sort of dishonesty and intellectual misdemeanor.' -Sigmund Freud
Modern understanding of the mind and body has dismissed much of the work of the famed Austrian neurologist and founder of psychoanalysis, although it hasn't diminished his influence. Sadly, he was honored in 1932 with the Goethe prize for his contributions to German culture, only to learn a few years later that, because of his Jewish heritage, the Nazis were systematically burning his books.
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to one with wings? :lol:
[Today at 03:57:36 PM] Spartan727: Shhh...damnit I need to change the pad sometime
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'The great thing about getting older is being able to patronize people unmercifully. ' -Ann Leslie
Born in 1941 in British India, award-winning Oxford-educated English journalist Ann Leslie has written for the Daily Mail since 1967. In honor of her long and distinguished career in journalism, Leslie was made a Dame Commander of the British Empire (DBE) in 2006 by Queen Elizabeth II.
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Funyun
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[Today at 10:19:47 AM] 4gunz4x4z: funyun
[Today at 10:19:53 AM] Krandall: gunz.
[Today at 10:20:03 AM] Lady4Fiddy: doodz
[Today at 10:20:10 AM] Spartan727: lady
[Today at 10:20:40 AM] 4gunz4x4z: what
[Today at 10:20:55 AM] Lady4Fiddy: gunz
[Today at 10:21:05 AM] Krandall: gunz...!!!!!!!!!!!
[Today at 10:21:17 AM] Spartan727: krandall
[Today at 10:21:27 AM] preddy08: GAWD DAMN IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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turtles
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^ he likez dem.
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or do I?
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I thought so. maybe not.
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or do you maybe not think so?
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I'll get back to you.
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or will you not get back to me about getting back about maybe not thinking so?
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you're just not making sense.
so. Yes.
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or am I?
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[Today at 09:28:22 AM] PeelsSE2: this conversation is going nowhere. like a quad built by funyun
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or is it going somewhere?
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[Today at 08:32:26 AM] funyunSE2: I have a question
[Today at 08:32:29 AM] funyun:
[Today at 08:32:32 AM] funyundall: shoot peelz.
[Today at 08:32:35 AM] funyun: whos going to answer the questions?!!?!
[Today at 08:32:37 AM] funyun727: Funyun
[Today at 08:32:40 AM] funyunSE2: I am not peels
[Today at 08:32:52 AM] funyunSE2: we are all funyuns
[Today at 08:32:53 AM] funyundall: funyun
[Today at 08:32:57 AM] funyunSE2: questions only.
[Today at 08:33:00 AM] funyun727: Funyun
[Today at 08:33:02 AM] funyundall: why?
[Today at 08:33:05 AM] funyunSE2: do not answer them
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[Today at 09:35:15 AM] funyun4Funyun: Im gonna lick myself now
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done
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Today at 12:35:48 PM] kamakazi: laser removal ftw
[Today at 12:36:00 PM] Spartan727: Lazer causes Canzer
[Today at 12:36:19 PM] kamakazi: friggin cell phones cause cancer
[Today at 12:36:38 PM] Spartan727: Hence why I don't talk on the phone much
[Today at 12:36:48 PM] kamakazi: heck im sure peelz causes cancer too
[Today at 12:36:58 PM] Spartan727: Apparently even breathing causes cancer nowadays
[Today at 12:37:01 PM] Krandall: canada causes cancer.
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[Today at 02:53:53 PM] del ban funyun: probably shit it out after work todaty
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh ???
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Today at 12:35:48 PM] kamakazi: laser removal ftw
[Today at 12:36:00 PM] Spartan727: Lazer causes Canzer
[Today at 12:36:19 PM] kamakazi: friggin cell phones cause cancer
[Today at 12:36:38 PM] Spartan727: Hence why I don't talk on the phone much
[Today at 12:36:48 PM] kamakazi: heck im sure peelz causes cancer too
[Today at 12:36:58 PM] Spartan727: Apparently even breathing causes cancer nowadays
[Today at 12:37:01 PM] Krandall: canada causes cancer.
best insult I've seen, thanks for stickin' up for little ole peels. :lol:
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Today at 12:35:48 PM] kamakazi: laser removal ftw
[Today at 12:36:00 PM] Spartan727: Lazer causes Canzer
[Today at 12:36:19 PM] kamakazi: friggin cell phones cause cancer
[Today at 12:36:38 PM] Spartan727: Hence why I don't talk on the phone much
[Today at 12:36:48 PM] kamakazi: heck im sure peelz causes cancer too
[Today at 12:36:58 PM] Spartan727: Apparently even breathing causes cancer nowadays
[Today at 12:37:01 PM] Krandall: canada causes cancer.
best insult I've seen, thanks for stickin' up for little ole peels. :lol:
:kiss: hahahaha ive been waiting for u to see this peelz
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[Today at 09:49:56 PM] BLU700R: it wasnt 8pm sex
[Today at 09:50:11 PM] BLU700R: it was 8:15 sex
[Today at 09:50:12 PM] BLU700R: lmfao
[Today at 09:51:39 PM] BLU700R: well prolly was like 8:25-8:30 ish sex after 4play
[Today at 09:55:22 PM] Spartan727: So was it good for you as much as it was good for him?
[Today at 09:56:36 PM] BLU700R: ha ha
[Today at 09:56:50 PM] BLU700R: i think soo
[Today at 09:56:56 PM] BLU700R: he left with a smile on his face
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Today at 12:35:48 PM] kamakazi: laser removal ftw
[Today at 12:36:00 PM] Spartan727: Lazer causes Canzer
[Today at 12:36:19 PM] kamakazi: friggin cell phones cause cancer
[Today at 12:36:38 PM] Spartan727: Hence why I don't talk on the phone much
[Today at 12:36:48 PM] kamakazi: heck im sure peelz causes cancer too
[Today at 12:36:58 PM] Spartan727: Apparently even breathing causes cancer nowadays
[Today at 12:37:01 PM] Krandall: canada causes cancer.
best insult I've seen, thanks for stickin' it up for little ole peels. :lol:
We hear you like that :nod:
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It is funny to me though how in their sig lines they list carpets kits, floor mats, etc while we list shocks, cold air intakes, winches, etc. To each his own.
^^^ "Robert" on Expedition Portal
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'There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. ' -Will Rogers
The preeminent American humorist of the vaudeville era, Will Rogers was at one time the highest-paid actor in Hollywood, having starred in dozens of silent movies and a number of talkies as well. In 1928, long before Stephen Colbert announced his own candidacy for U.S. president, Rogers did it, in a column for Life magazine, claiming (in jest) that he was a candidate on the "Anti-Bunk Party" ticket.
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[Today at 03:38:43 PM] PeelsSE2: lol nuttin says I love you like rednecks driving in a circle
how aaron and lady chose to spend valentine's day :lol: :lol:
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driving in a circle?
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driving in a circle?
they watched nascar for v.d.
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Nascar gives you VD?
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Nascar gives you VD?
Only if you're lovin' your sister. :humper:
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Nascar gives you VD?
Only if you're lovin' your sister. :humper:
this is status quo for nascar demographic. :lol:
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Nascar gives you VD?
Only if you're lovin' your sister. :humper:
this is status quo for nascar demographic. :lol:
Exactly. :thumbs:
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preddy08:(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/4/meth.jpg)
preddy08: rofl
Spartan727: Peelz!
Colorado700R: meep,meep, meep
phucker: so thats what peels looks like, completely stung out with some dudes arm up his ass
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'Foreign aid is when the poor people of a rich country give money to the rich people of a poor country.' -Michael Parenti
Michael Parenti is a controversial political scientist, media critic and historian who, in a career several decades long, has never shied away from exploring unpopular opinions. He has written critically of sacred figures including Mother Theresa, Slobodan Milosevic and Pope John Paul II, and has also deconstructed the hypocrisy behind popular movements such as "Free Tibet."
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If you don't hope for something... then you won't be disappointed when it doesn't happen.
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[Today at 04:24:36 PM] tonto13: nikki brings the toys, aaron is flexible, i can swallow anything!! Now that sounds like a party!!!
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If you don't hope for something... then you won't be disappointed when it doesn't happen.
damn right! lower the bar. :lol:
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If you don't hope for something... then you won't be disappointed when it doesn't happen.
damn right! lower the bar. :lol:
I didn't think you guys could get it any lower! :rolleyes:
Thats not a challenge btw :nod:
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[Today at 09:30:00 PM] phucker: its ok im a vibratorguy
[Today at 09:30:13 PM] phucker: and right now i am only working on mini vibrators
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[Today at 09:30:00 PM] phucker: its ok im a vibratorguy
[Today at 09:30:13 PM] phucker: and right now i am only working on mini vibrators
Yup, that lowered the bar a little further
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'A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.' -Dean Acheson
One of the most important figures of the Cold War and a chief architect of U.S. foreign policy, Dean Acheson served just one term as U.S. Secretary of State under Truman, yet later he advised Presidents Kennedy and Johnson on events ranging from the rebuilding of Europe under the Marshall Plan to the Korean and Vietnam wars to the Cuban Missile Crisis.
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Famous Presidential Memorandums
Kennedy:
Gulf of Tonkin.....it happened.
Cuban Missle Crisis- Just cause we parked nukes up their asses in Turkey, they have no reason to be in Cuba. :rolleyes:
Marlyin Monroe- She was never here, you saw nothing
:lol:
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Krandall: I'm not a tuna fan
Krandall: I think the first place we went to ruined it for me.
Must....resist....epic.......response.......LOL
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:lol:
bastard
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'History is the sum total of all the things that could have been avoided.' -Konrad Adenauer
Beginning in 1949, Adenauer became the first Chancellor of West Germany (now called the Federal Republic of Germany). He was able to assume this seat thanks to his pre-war opposition to the Nazi party, but at age 73 few expected him to live very long. Adenauer surprised everyone by ruling for the next 14 years, helping to stabilize the country in the wake of World War II and during the difficult early years of the Cold War.
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[Today at 10:01:19 AM] Spartan727: So he sells pussy parts?
Sounds like patters just bought the new robot. :lol:
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[Today at 10:01:19 AM] Spartan727: So he sells pussy parts?
ooh I need to buy some too, mine could use a tune-up, been drippy lately :thumbs:
maintenance is key wandi.
:lol:
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[Today at 10:01:19 AM] Spartan727: So he sells pussy parts?
ooh I need to buy some too, mine could use a tune-up, been drippy lately :thumbs:
I got extra mouf filters.
:lol:
I might look you up.
:lol:
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quote change of the day thread :lol:
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'I never had any ambitions with money. I had no interest in it, no real respect for it. Money will turn your life in all sorts of twisted directions if you don't get a handle on it.' -Slash
Born in England in 1965 as Saul Hudson, Slash was not even 20 years old when he met Axl Rose and together they formed Guns 'n' Roses. He had dropped out of high school in the 11th grade in order to pursue a career in the music industry, where both his parents had worked: his mother was a clothing designer for musicians including David Bowie, while his father was an art director who did album covers for Neil Young, among others.
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[Today at 10:00:13 AM] preddy08: DO ME. DO ME!
wow........
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[Today at 10:00:13 AM] preddy08: DO ME. DO ME!
wow........ I'm on my way over now
:P
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[Today at 08:21:00 PM] Colorado700R: told you that canoe trip with the leather vest would be sweet
[Today at 08:21:25 PM] troywcc: Aaron, I so want to suck you off right now
[Today at 08:21:25 PM] Spartan727: Canoe trip with leather vest
[Today at 08:21:39 PM] Colorado700R: I know
[Today at 08:21:42 PM] Spartan727: Oh GERD, He made a wrong turn somewhere and ended up in California
[Today at 08:21:52 PM] troywcc: And have Nikki make me swallow it afterwords like at LS
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
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'Nobody has ever noticed a place except at a time, or a time except at a place. ' -Hermann Minkowski
Minkowski was a great German mathematician and one of Albert Einstein's professors. In 1908 he proposed a world consisting of four dimensions: three regarding space, and a fourth regarding time. With this model he became the first to argue that space and time were a single, indivisible whole.
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[Today at 12:32:52 PM] Alkire193: I just cant get it up, Peels knows what im sayin
They got pills for that you know..... :thumbs:
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:lol:
getting old peelz?
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:wtf:
yes I am old. but no probs in that dept. ask wandall's momma. :lol:
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[Today at 01:15:55 PM] del ban Spartan727: Which are overrated and I can DL the same ones for free
[Today at 01:15:59 PM] del ban preddy08: ^ Cox Cable commerical right there lol
[Today at 01:16:19 PM] del ban Spartan727: Cox cable lol That sounds like your kinda channel thumbs up
[Today at 01:16:33 PM] del ban preddy08: its a company asshat
[Today at 01:16:50 PM] del ban Spartan727: Damn, that's a lot of Cox...
[Today at 01:18:14 PM] del ban Krandall: Funny how you went for the cox cable....
[Today at 01:18:31 PM] del ban Spartan727: We don't have that here
[Today at 01:18:53 PM] del ban preddy08: Cox Cable is huge.
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[Today at 01:35:29 PM] preddy08: Thank GERD for IOWA!
aww shucks pwedddy. :kiss:
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'The great truth about travel is Kipling's quote: 'Who knows England who only England knows?' Travel shows you where you've come from.' -A.A. Gill
In his role as a restaurant and television columnist and critic for the likes of the Sunday Times, Scottish-born writer Adrian Anthony Gill has found ways to expand his criticism to include whole groups of people, including the English, Welsh, Germans, Albanians, and residents of the Isle of Man.
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[Today at 10:52:05 AM] del ban preddy08: AMEN AARON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm right behind ya!
:rofl:
I don't need to say anything else.
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Today at 11:37:38 AM] del ban Mad Dog: thinking about going bezerker on them and nazi-fying the forum....you know like randy lol
[Today at 11:38:12 AM] del ban Colorado700R: hi babe
[Today at 11:38:23 AM] del ban Colorado700R: gett'em Mike
[Today at 11:38:40 AM] del ban Mad Dog: I might have to borrow dough boy Wink
[Today at 11:38:51 AM] del ban Colorado700R: 4gunz?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[Today at 01:05:25 PM] funyun: stock 08 and older intake cam though is definately best $/hp for the Rs
[Today at 01:07:01 PM] PeelsSE2: you know the best way to make your 450 faster?
[Today at 01:07:10 PM] PeelsSE2: trade it for a raptor.
:kiss: poor funyun. :lol:
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'In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. ' -Douglas Adams
By far best known for The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams attracted attention to himself from an early age, in part because of his writing skills, and in part because of his unusual height: before he was even a teenager Adams stood a full 6"0 (he would ultimately grow to 6"5).
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[Today at 09:47:51 AM] Mad Dog: to be honest if I could sell my quad today I would probably buy it from him, but can't buy anything as long as I still own the 660
[Today at 09:48:21 AM] Krandall: I saw that MD.
[Today at 09:48:44 AM] Mad Dog: unless he wants to take fiddy dolla and I'll rent out funyun's asshole to him for a couple months
Deal of the Day!
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Ghandi graced us with his presence and words of wisdom.
[Today at 02:28:59 PM] del ban * Ghandi says that a shipped package is a package out of your hands and in those of the universe. There is no effort, no worry, no anger, no inquiry that will better your life from this point on. Energy is finite my son, and should flow outward with caution.
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Sorry to all parties envolved, but I about fell out of my chair!
Today at 01:36:14 PM] Jamie700R: FERK you funyun
[Today at 01:36:18 PM] funyun:
[Today at 01:36:25 PM] Krandall: okay, you guys need to relax. Seriously.
[Today at 01:36:27 PM] funyun: give me your tears gyspy
[Today at 01:36:30 PM] Jamie700R: you broke asshole
[Today at 01:36:32 PM] funyun: do not shrink me
[Today at 01:36:42 PM] funyun: how am I broke?
[Today at 01:36:42 PM] Krandall: Funyun.
[Today at 01:36:46 PM] preddy08: :rofl:
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[Today at 08:53:18 PM] Mad Dog: crap, missed a call from wiig
[Today at 08:53:32 PM] Spartan727: Damn Wiig called YOU?
[Today at 08:53:37 PM] Mad Dog: must have been when I was running around looking for tax docs.
[Today at 08:53:43 PM] Spartan727: Not that I'm implying anything, but it's the other way around :lol:
[Today at 08:54:07 PM] Mad Dog: Yeah I called him yesterday and left a message, he was returning it I imagine
[Today at 08:54:33 PM] Spartan727: Nice...I guess calling him and leaving a message DOES work :lol: 1 pt for frito
Hmmm.....damnit Funyun was right
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'Sometimes you've got to go to the wrong place just to show that you're not afraid to go there. ' -Leonardo DiCaprio
One of the most recognized actors in the world, as he gets older, DiCaprio seems to get better and better. He has worked extensively with director Martin Scorsese (The Aviator, Gangs of New York, and The Departed, for instance), and he continues to rack up award nominations, including three Oscar nods, though he has yet to take one home.
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'Sometimes you've got to go to the wrong place just to show that you're not afraid to go there. ' -Leonardo DiCaprio
One of the most recognized actors in the world, as he gets older, DiCaprio seems to get better and better. He has worked extensively with director Martin Scorsese (The Aviator, Gangs of New York, and The Departed, for instance), and he continues to rack up award nominations, including three Oscar nods, though he has yet to take one home.
"BURGER BARN!!!" :lol: can't stand that guy but the departed was a great movie
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'Reason always means what someone else has got to say. ' -Elizabeth Gaskell
In her lifetime, the Victorian writer and novelist Elizabeth Gaskell wrote a famous biography of Charlotte Bronte, as well as a number of short stories and novels. Her career got a big boost from contemporary Charles Dickens, who liked her work and saw to it that she was published in his magazine, Household Words.
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'To make others less happy is a crime. To make ourselves unhappy is where all crime starts.' -Roger Ebert
Considered by many to be the most influential critic working today in any field, film historian, critic and author Roger Ebert has been reviewing movies since 1967, when he was just 25 years old. He continues his work today despite problems arising from treatment for thyroid cancer in 2006, which effectively left him unable to speak.
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'Everybody's funny if you love them.' -Anna Torv
Australian-born actress Anna Torv is most recognized for her role on the FOX TV show Fringe, on which she plays an FBI agent, but she has deep connections to the network: an aunt on her father's side of the family was married to the billionaire owner of FOX, Rupert Murdoch, for three decades.
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preddy's lookin @ bungholes?
wtf..
[Today at 11:27:02 AM] del ban preddy08: So the bungholes look alike Huh?
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no surprise here.
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'British women have the largest breasts in the world. It must be something in the tea. ' -Keeley Hazell
The famous British Page Three model is a favorite of AskMen.com readers, having landed somewhere in the top 25 of the annual Top 99 Women list for several years, including 2010, when she landed at No. 22. Hazell, the promotional face of many PlayStation video games and other high profile modeling campaigns, reached as high as No. 4 on AM's list in 2009.
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[Today at 03:40:59 PM] del ban funyun: guess what i just spent all my last $$ on
[Today at 03:41:24 PM] del ban Spartan727: Man whores?
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[Today at 04:18:16 PM] maguilar496: peels screw the trees save your ass
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stop whoring
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dammit people.....
:'(
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stop it!
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no you stop it.........
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you have to sleep sometime hefe..........
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I also have a ban hammer!
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ban away..........maybe then i can get some work done.......
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lol...
same here!
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nothing getting done...........
and i just got a raise.
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Today at 05:33:01 PM] del ban maguilar496: no helping in here hefe
[Today at 05:33:08 PM] del ban maguilar496: sb is for talking crap........
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'I've always thought things were absurd. It would take a lot more effort for me to see things as reasonable.' -Joshua Ferris
In 2007, American author Joshua Ferris made literary headlines with Then We Came to the End, his highly praised debut novel, based in part on his years working in advertising. His most recent novel, The Unnamed, was published in January of 2010, and is more Kafkaesque and absurd than his comedic debut.
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[Today at 12:15:09 PM] del ban funyun: where the hell everyone go
[Today at 12:16:10 PM] del ban Hefe: whoring
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you cant give yourself a QOTD... wtf.
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just illustrating my point..
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fair enough.. I'll allow it.
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good .. thanks
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'The Church complains of persecution when it is not allowed to persecute. ' -Luis de Zulueta
Luis de Zulueta y Escolano was an early 20th century Spanish writer and politician. Although he was educated in philosophy, Zulueta went into politics shortly after receiving his doctorate and served in a variety of political positions in the Second Republic under Manuel Azana. Prior to the outbreak of the Second World War, Zulueta had been an ambassador to Berlin, but the emergence of General Franco forced him into exile in the U.S., where he lived for 25 years until his death in 1964.
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'The big disappointment I feel about my life is that I didn't have more wisdom when it came to taking drugs. Drugs laid me out for years.' -Brian Wilson
This estimation is no exaggeration, although nailing down the particulars of Beach Boy genius Brian Wilson's excessive drug use and battles with mental health problems have proven difficult, not just for journalists but for Wilson himself, as his 1988 memoir proves -- a memoir that, in final draft form, Wilson testified in a lawsuit to never even having read.
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'Women who love the same man have a bitter kind of freemasonry. ' -Max Beerbohm
Beerbohm was an early 20th century essayist and parodist who gained fame and esteem largely through his skills as a caricaturist. His caricatures -- with subjects ranging from famous literary figures like Oscar Wilde and George Bernard Shaw to the court of Edward VII -- were widely published in newspapers and magazines in both England and the U.S.
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'It's nice every now and then to have fun and make a fool of yourself. ' -Benecio del Toro
Born Benicio Monserrate Rafael del Toro Sanchez in Puerto Rico, del Toro has become one of the most celebrated actors of his time thanks largely to his roles in Traffic and 21 Grams. Del Toro's earliest credits include bit parts on the likes of TV's Miami Vice and later, Big Top Pee-wee, the sequel to Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.
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Peels philosophy
'It's nice every now and then to have fun and make a fool of yourself. '
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Peels philosophy 'It's nice every now and then to have fun and make a fool of yourself. '
yep. If you can't laugh at yourself, nothing will be funny.
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I laugh at myself near daily.
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I laugh at myself near daily.
Now I don't feel guilty for laughing at you near daily. Thank you.
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I laugh at myself near daily.
Now I don't feel guilty for laughing at you near daily. Thank you.
same here
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SOB
I've said it before... I'ma say it again...
I hate you all...
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'Women are great at being serious and fun at the same time. Men find it harder to be that fluid. ' -Kirsty Wark
Scottish journalist Kirsty Wark has served as the host of BBC Two's Newsnight since 1993, making a name for herself by way of her interview style, which has been described as aggressive and outwardly discourteous by her detractors.
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'The key thing is to be able to spot the green light in a girl's eyes. That's where it all begins and if you miss that moment ...' -David Frost
British journalist and media personality David Frost has rubbed shoulders with some of the most famous and powerful people in the world in his professional life, and he hasn't done so badly in his personal life, either: In the 1970s he was engaged to television beauty Diahann Carroll; he later married Lynne Frederick, the beautiful widow of Peter Sellers; and today he's married to the daughter of the 17th Duke of Norfolk, with whom he has three sons.
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yep, its all in the eyes
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[Today at 02:10:17 PM] del ban phucker: i have a food substitute
[Today at 02:10:24 PM] del ban Krandall: alcohol?
[Today at 02:10:31 PM] del ban vAtO: lol
[Today at 02:10:32 PM] del ban phucker: a mango/strawberry daquierie
[Today at 02:10:48 PM] del ban phucker: spiked with a tn of vodka as soon as i make enough room
[Today at 02:11:15 PM] del ban phucker: there is a little drive through daquirie stand across the street from my motel
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Look at my horse, my horse is amazing :thumbs:
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'They've turned the word "rock" into nothing. It's a meaningless word - "that food rocks." They've taken the word and stripped it of all its menace, of all its dirt, of all its sex.' -Joan Jett
Born Joan Marie Larkin in Pennsylvania in 1958, Joan Jett's career includes having sung the National Anthem for the game in which Cal Ripken, Jr. beat Lou Gehrig's Ironman record for consecutive games played -- at the request of Ripken himself.
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[Today at 11:33:57 AM] del ban Mad Dog: For only those who have SEEN it not run have true indemnity lol
[Today at 11:34:00 AM] del ban maguilar496: is there any way i can help you get it back running.........
[Today at 11:34:09 AM] del ban maguilar496: you are embarasing us 660 guys?
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[Today at 11:33:57 AM] del ban Mad Dog: For only those who have SEEN it not run have true indemnity lol
[Today at 11:34:00 AM] del ban maguilar496: is there any way i can help you get it back running.........
[Today at 11:34:09 AM] del ban maguilar496: you are embarasing us 660 guys!
:lol: Hell, I am not even a 660 guy anymore, and I am even still embarrassed :lol:
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'A class of experts is inevitably so removed from common interests as to become a class with private interests and private knowledge.' -John Dewey
Dewey was an American philosopher, co-founder of the school of thought known as pragmatism, a fierce defender of democracy and of a classless society. Today's quote was Dewey's response in a famous argument he had with prize-winning journalist and anti-Communist Walter Lippmann regarding Lippmann's idea of an 'expert class' of elites and the proper role of the press in a democracy.
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'To be a leader of men one must turn one's back on men.' -Havelock Ellis
Ellis was one of the most influential voices of the Victorian era regarding the study of sex and sexual practices, which was rather curious considering his own circumstances: When Ellis married at 32, he was believed to have been a virgin, and his wife lived rather openly as a lesbian.
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If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? ~Stanislaw J. Lec
St Patrick's quote for ya all
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why's he picking clover anyway?
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hell, I don't know
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dumb quote then.
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Dumb Post whore (http://all-free-download.com/images/graphiclarge/red_down_arrow_97.jpg)
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Yup!!!!
:rofl:
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[Today at 11:34:02 AM] del ban vern burny: Do you know of a place to ride around Lee county
[Today at 11:34:38 AM] del ban Hefe: you could ride Peels' ass.. all the boys like it!
[Today at 11:35:20 AM] del ban vern burny: Hefe, I'm Looking for someplace quieter and less mud
[Today at 11:35:46 AM] del ban Hefe: ERMAHGERD!!!!
[Today at 11:36:10 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: vern, better wear your gear, and bring paddles too
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
awesome
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Today at 10:46:04 AM] Krandall: Maggy.. if you haven't noticed, we have the rally's in the mid west so you dont come..
[Today at 10:46:07 AM] Krandall: krandall out (again)
you can be so cruel.
and so funny :lol:
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truth hurts sometimes :lol:
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like Peels ass after Vern rides it?
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Hmm, I'd think Peels would need 2-3 Verns to feel something nowadays
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all blowed out!
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Yep, bring on the 3" pipe...diameter
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Yep, bring on the 3" pipe...diameter
Mags is on his way. :humper:
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I was gonna say Aaron, but same thing
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Yep, bring on the 3" pipe...diameter
Mags is on his way. :humper:
and bringing my huge shilong.......
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Hmm, I'd think Peels would need 2-3 Verns to feel something nowadays
Would that be due to size or stamina?
It might not be a marathon session but you can't teach girth.
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hung like a tuna can!
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can't reach the back, but sure can scrape the hell out of the sides :lol:
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blow the shit outta the sides!
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Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway....
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busted
[Today at 04:02:27 PM] Spartan727: <--- drrr I like boys.
[Today at 04:02:32 PM] Spartan727: F*ck
:lol:
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:rofl:
that is kinda mean!
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:lol: no idea how that happend..... :lol:
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see, he's clueless :nod:
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'We've come this far, let's not ruin it by thinking.' -Jerry Fielding
Fielding scored at least one of Clint Eastwood's films, The Outlaw Josey Wales, in addition to dozens of other films. His experimental approach to composition made him a Hollywood legend, and earned him three Oscar nominations. He died in 1980.
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^^great movie^^
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'If you succeed at everything you try, you've probably set your sights too low. ' -John Ball
John Ball is an author living with Parkinson's Disease whose 2005 memoir, Living Well, Running Hard, tells the extraordinary tale of his life, his diagnosis of the degenerative disease, and his remarkable decision to return to a sport he enjoyed as a younger man, despite his disease: long-distance running. As of 2008, John Ball had completed 20 marathons and helped raise in excess of $1 million for research to find a cure for Parkinson's Disease.
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Preddy Suck's seed at every thing he tries
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lol cute pun heffer. Now make like a tree, and leave.
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Make like a baby and head out
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:lol:
well said the river "I'll be dammed"
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make like a sheep and get the flock out of here
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make like a toilet roll & tear off
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'I was never sloppy with other people's money. Only my own. Because I figure well, you can be.' -Francis Ford Coppola
The celebrated American filmmaker overcame polio as a boy, and like many of his generation, he got his start in Hollywood in the 1960s under the King of the Bs, B-movie legend Roger Corman.
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"this is what change looks like"
President Barrack Hussein Obama
(shivers in fear)
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[Today at 01:35:10 PM] PeelsSE2: mini-hos only have output, no input jacks.
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[Today at 12:56:21 PM] PeelsSE2: every time I finish one thing, something else f**king breaks
[Today at 12:56:32 PM] Spartan727: So you got a 660 in life huh?
:rofl:
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ok.. that was pretty funny!
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'People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. ' -Edmund Burke
The Irish-born English statesman and politician is today considered the father of conservatism, despite the term not being in existence in his time. During the uproar in the American colonies over the tea duty, Burke made impassioned speeches defending the colonies' rebellion and urging the Crown to repeal the tax, arguing with foresight, "If [English] sovereignty and their freedom, cannot be reconciled, which will they take?"
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[Today at 09:08:13 AM] del ban 4gunz4x4z: One nut is easier then 4
I think peelz would agree.
:lol:
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[Today at 05:07:41 PM] Spartan727: Snow cancellation? WTF is that?
[Today at 05:07:47 PM] PeelsSE2: yeah exactly
[Today at 05:07:49 PM] maguilar496: snow what is that?
[Today at 05:07:54 PM] Chillomar: idk
[Today at 05:08:04 PM] PeelsSE2: looks like meth, only colder and it melts
[Today at 05:08:17 PM] maguilar496: can you smoke it peels?
[Today at 05:08:34 PM] PeelsSE2: you can smoke anything
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I am to drugs, what "mikey" was to life cereal.
:lol:
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'Man with all his noble qualities still bears in his bodily frame the indelible stamp of his lowly origin.' -Charles Darwin
Darwin's insight into the evolution of man remains as prescient today as it was groundbreaking, scandalous and incredible 150 years ago. Darwin's status at his death is evident by his funeral: in England, state funerals are reserved for monarchs, but Darwin was one of five non-royals in the 19th century to be given a state funeral.
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some bear it more clearly than others!
There are a few knuckle-draggers around
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I am to drugs, what "mikey" was to life cereal.
:lol:
didn't Mikey die from an overdose?
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I am to drugs, what "mikey" was to life cereal.
:lol:
didn't Mikey die from an overdose?
lol that makes my comment even funnier and more tasteless. :lol:
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Everything I am finding says he died from Poprocks
then a bunch of stuff saying it is all myth..
but I swear I heard it was drugs
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'Nothing is so unbelievable that oratory cannot make it acceptable. ' -Cicero
Ancient Rome's greatest statesman and orator, Cicero lived in what we consider to be the last decades before the beginning of the Christian Era. However, he surely witnessed Roman persecution of the Jews. When Christianity took hold a few centuries later, Cicero was one of the few Roman writers whom the Church considered to be not only acceptable but "worthy of preservation."
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Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.
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I've got a bad feeling about this...
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I gotta feeling.... (WOOO HOO!) that tonight's gonna be a good night... that tonight's gonna be a good good night! I feel it! (WOOO HOO!)...
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'There is something more mysteriously attractive than beauty: it is corruption. ' -Octave Mirbeau
Octave Mirbeau was a French journalist, novelist and intellectual working in the late 19th century. Associated with the country's anarchist movement, he dabbled in theater, politics, novels, short stories and criticism.
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[Today at 10:17:20 AM] del ban Spartan727: Umm his rappy has no head
[Today at 10:17:30 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: well...head is required
[Today at 10:17:32 AM] del ban Spartan727: sleepy hollow rappy
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[Today at 12:15:37 PM] Krandall: can't wait to see my rappy head in all it's glory
[Today at 12:15:42 PM] Krandall: sianara sucka
[Today at 12:16:05 PM] Spartan727: Eww, keep it in your pants, you're scaring the old ladies
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:lol: and :lol: again.
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Today at 04:21:30 PM] del ban Spartan727: I want to send my rear to Wiig eventually
we know....
h
o
m
o
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Today at 04:21:30 PM] del ban Spartan727: I want to send my rear to Wiig eventually
we know....
h
o
m
o
Just because you'd prefer he sent it to you........... :nod:
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[Surviving a plane crash] didn't change my life forever, there was no spiritual awakening - it was simply a reminder that the "Bang, you're dead" moment could come at any time.' -David Dimbleby
Dimbleby is a BBC television presenter and personality who has been with the network since the early 1960s, when he began as a reporter in Bristol. Today he's best known for hosting Question Time, the BBC program that debates topical issues. Dimbleby's father was a well-known news correspondent during World War II.
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[Today at 01:55:44 AM] Colorado700R: If he spent as much time on his quad as he did on porn he'd make pleasure burbans bike look like a honda 90
<<About Mad Dog>>
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'I quote others only the better to express myself.' -Michel de Montaigne
The 16th century French writer is considered the father of the modern essay thanks to his 1580 collection, Essays, written over a 10-year period that he spent isolated in his home with nothing but his enormous (for the time) 1,500-book library to entertain him.
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'I quote others only the better to express myself.' -Michel de Montaigne
The 16th century French writer is considered the father of the modern essay thanks to his 1580 collection, Essays, written over a 10-year period that he spent isolated in his home with nothing but his enormous (for the time) 1,500-book library to entertain him.
So thats whos to blame for teachers expecting us to write so much when we were at school!
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'Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits. ' -Casey Stengel
Stengel's playing career was unremarkable -- a dozen years in pro baseball, a lifetime .284 average, won a World Series with the New York Giants -- but his managerial career was just the opposite. It lasted almost 3 times longer and included 7 World Series championships and 2 American League pennants, all within the 11 seasons he spent at the helm of the New York Yankees.
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dabigbratj: sounds like she is trained well shawn
[Today at 11:30:33 AM] preddy08: No comment Jake, just incase she's spying on me
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it's only kinky the first time
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it's only kinky the first time
After that, it's a fetish!
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'When you see a snake, never mind where he came from. ' -Hervey W.G. Benham
Benham was a 20th century newspaperman, the longtime editor of the Essex County Standard, a weekly British newspaper first launched in the 1830s. Benham also wrote over a dozen books, most of them with maritime themes, and is probably best known for 1947's The Last Stronghold of Sail.
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[Today at 03:18:03 PM] del ban Spartan727: <====Cheap atm
cheap ass to mouth?
:rofl:
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[Today at 03:18:03 PM] del ban Spartan727: <====Cheap atm
cheap ass to mouth?
:rofl:
You're surprised?
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[Today at 04:28:42 PM] del ban preddy08: I would hunt you down and rape your face repeatadly
ERMAHGERD! :rofl:
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[Today at 04:28:42 PM] del ban preddy08: I would hunt you down and rape your face repeatadly
ERMAHGERD! where so I sign up for that treatment?
ask hefe
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[Today at 04:28:42 PM] del ban preddy08: I would hunt you down and rape your face repeatadly
ERMAHGERD! where so I sign up for that treatment?
ask hefe which way he went, I couldn't see after he finished with me
does that make it blind rape?
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you loved it!
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I did think the ball-gag was taking things a bit too far, but y-know, sometimes ys just gotta go with the flow ::)
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I did think the ball-gag was taking things a bit too far, but y-know, sometimes ys just gotta go with the flow ::)
That's right! When in Rome, do as the Romans do.
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2 Quotes since I failed yesterday lol.
'Conspiracy theorists are the holy fools of our age. ' -Stephen Marche
Canadian writer Stephen Marche currently pens the monthly Esquire essay "A Thousand Words About our Culture," along with a weekly column in the National Post. Since 2005, he has both published a pair of novels and earned a doctorate from the University of Toronto.
'Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. ' -George Jean Nathan
Nathan was an important American editor and theater critic whose positive reviews helped boost a young Eugene O'Neill to early prominence. Today the George Jean Nathan Award is presented to honor dramatic criticism -- thanks to a stipulation in Nathan's own will. Today the annual award is worth $10,000 to the winner.
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'Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. ' -George Jean Nathan
I like that one
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'Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. ' -George Jean Nathan
I like that one
Problem is that whoever you vote for, you are trying to decide which one is the lesser of 2 evils!
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'Though a good deal is too strange to be believed, nothing is too strange to have happened. ' -Thomas Hardy
Before Thomas Hardy achieved lasting fame as the author of such well-known novels as Tess Of The d'Urbervilles and Far From The Madding Crowd, he had studied architecture at King's College, London. Before turning his attention to writing, his architectural designs won him several prizes and awards from British architectural associations.
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'An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way.' -Charles Bukowski
Born into the economic devastation of post-World War I Germany as Heinrich Karl Bukowski (pronounced Bukovski), the prolific American writer and even more prolific alcoholic spent his youth growing up in Maryland and California, where he was bullied and ridiculed for his German origins. To protect him from further anti-German sentiment, his parents changed the pronunciation of their last name and started calling him Henry.
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-Charles Bukowski
interesting fact...
I once got in a fight with a kid in High school named Jim Bukowski
well, not so much a fight as him pushing me into a locker like 40 times and me kicking him in the nutz, and him missing school for 3 days!
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Hefe for the nutkick win :lol:
'There is something much more scarce, something rarer than ability. It is the ability to recognize ability. ' -Robert Half
Robert Half launched the Robert Half Personnel Agency back in 1947, which helped to pioneer specialized services and temporary employees. He remained at the helm of the company until his retirement in 1986, at which time it had grown to 150 offices across the United States. Half died in 2001.
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Half died in 2001.
when did the other half die?
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'If I am a great man then a good many of the great men of history are frauds. ' -Andrew Bonar Law
A leader of the Conservative party in England during the late 19th/early 20th centuries, Bonar Law has the unfortunate distinction of having served the shortest term of the latter century as Prime Minister of the UK; a little over 200 days. He's also the only PM in the country's history to have been born outside the British Isles (he was born in New Brunswick, Canada).
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[Today at 12:25:33 PM] maguilar496: you can hear it comming from 3 blocks away.
[Today at 12:25:52 PM] Spartan727: In my case, 300 feet
mags and pat talking about mags' stereo. :rofl:
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:rofl: Pat!!!!
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ERMAHGERD....
you gotta love it when he picks on himself!
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Oh my gawd its an orgasm in my mouth :jaw: :jaw: :jaw: :jaw: :clap: :clap: :clap:
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z295/_russ/funnies/o_rly.gif)
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'I detest people that have got a few quid and think that they can go into a restaurant and talk to a waiter like he's a piece of crap.' -Alan Sugar
Because he assumed the role of Donald Trump in the British version of The Apprentice, Sugar is often associated with Trump, but in reality the two share little in common: Trump's tumultuous private life, for instance, contrasts sharply with that of Sugar, who has been married to the same woman for 40 years, a woman he met when both he and she were in their teens.
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does anyone even know who that is?
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[Today at 01:10:51 AM] maguilar496: you helped me get banned u a-hole.
[Today at 01:10:58 AM] Spartan727: Que?
[Today at 01:11:14 AM] maguilar496: you were chearing hefe on
[Today at 01:11:27 AM] Spartan727: ???
[Today at 01:11:36 AM] Spartan727: I was telling him to get on my horse
[Today at 01:11:52 AM] maguilar496: lol hefe blows............
[Today at 01:12:07 AM] Spartan727: He tugs on its winkie
[Today at 01:12:31 AM] maguilar496: he has to make up for his small pee pee with RS banning power
[Today at 01:12:45 AM] Spartan727: :lol:
[Today at 01:12:54 AM] maguilar496: like the people who buy hummers
[Today at 01:12:59 AM] maguilar496: the both kind.
[Today at 01:13:17 AM] maguilar496: GM and the whore product
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great Pat you're going to get me banned again............
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helped get you banned?
he texted me and asked me to ban you!
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'Hating people is like burning down your own house to get rid of a rat.' -Harry Emerson Fosdick
Fosdick was a prominent New York clergyman in the early decades of the 20th century who crusaded on behalf of the modernist view of the Bible, which argued that it wasn't the literal word of GERD. Fosdick's brother managed the country's largest philanthropic fund (that of John D. Rockefeller), and he's frequently cited as having forwarded the aims of Alcoholics Anonymous by positively reviewing the first edition of the organization's now-famous Big Book.
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It is only one who is thoroughly acquainted with the evils of war that can thoroughly understand the profitable way of carrying it on.
-Sun Tzu, the Art of War
This should be the slogan of former military DoD contracters like myself :lol:
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former...
I thought you were still a contractor?
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helped get you banned?
he texted me and asked me to ban you!
He told me to post that :lol:
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someone stirring the pot?
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:confused:
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former...
I thought you were still a contractor?
sorry grammar ninja hates me "Former Military, DoD Contrator"
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ohhh...
gotcha
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'Never ascribe to malice what can adequately be explained by incompetence. ' -Napoleon Bonaparte
Among all of Napoleon's many achievements, it's arguably his second marriage that was the most shocking for its time: Napoleon, born a commoner, rose to such heights that he did the otherwise unthinkable for his age: he married into Europe's most prestigious ruling family, the House of Habsburg. It was surely the first time in four centuries that a Habsburg had not married royal blood.
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[Today at 10:49:35 AM] del ban funyun: GERD FUCKING DAMMI9T
[Today at 10:49:37 AM] del ban funyun: FERK ALL OF YOU GUYS
[Today at 10:49:44 AM] del ban funyun: and this fucking website
[Today at 10:49:55 AM] del ban Krandall: http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/19162074
[Today at 10:49:59 AM] del ban Spartan727: What's wrong pa...I mean Eric?
[Today at 10:50:03 AM] del ban Krandall: wtf funyun?
[Today at 10:50:11 AM] del ban funyun: just dropped my fucking iphone in the toilet
[Today at 10:50:17 AM] del ban funyun: on top of a huge fucking pile of shit i just took
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perfect!
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'Most celebrities are fairly depraved. ' -Piers Morgan
Born Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan, TV presenter Piers Morgan is best known in the UK for his role as a judge on Britain's Got Talent and in the U.S. on America's Got Talent. However, before he gained fame on these shows, he was a tabloid newspaper editor, working for such gossip papers as the News of the World and the Daily Mirror.
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[Today at 10:49:35 AM] del ban funyun: GERD FUCKING DAMMI9T
[Today at 10:49:37 AM] del ban funyun: FERK ALL OF YOU GUYS
[Today at 10:49:44 AM] del ban funyun: and this fucking website
[Today at 10:49:55 AM] del ban Krandall: http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/19162074
[Today at 10:49:59 AM] del ban Spartan727: What's wrong pa...I mean Eric?
[Today at 10:50:03 AM] del ban Krandall: wtf funyun?
[Today at 10:50:11 AM] del ban funyun: just dropped my fucking iphone in the toilet
[Today at 10:50:17 AM] del ban funyun: on top of a huge fucking pile of shit i just took
GERD DOES ANSWER PRAYERS!! :clap:
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just not from you... heathen
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or you.
heathen
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[Today at 03:48:55 PM] del ban tonto13: where r the wife and kids stayin while ur gone tweeker
[Today at 03:49:03 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: wife is coming with me
[Today at 03:49:09 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: kids with grandma
[Today at 03:49:48 PM] del ban tonto13: ok. just as long as they have somewhere to stay while u take the house on a trip
:rofl:
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AWESOME!!
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[Today at 03:48:55 PM] del ban tonto13: where r the wife and kids stayin while ur gone tweeker
[Today at 03:49:03 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: wife is coming with me
[Today at 03:49:09 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: kids with grandma
[Today at 03:49:48 PM] del ban tonto13: ok. just as long as they have somewhere to stay while u take the house on a trip
:rofl:
ur just jealous.... I got chrom spinnin' 20's on my hiz-ouse.
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You clean your house at the carwash?!?!?!
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like you don't
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half-way right, his house don't get cleaned at all!
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You clean your house at the carwash?!?!?!
I would but it has one of those telecoping antennas, I don't wanna break it off. :lol:
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'The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be. ' -Paul Valery
By the time the Nazis had occupied France, the decorated French writer Ambroise-Paul-Toussaint-Jules Valery was a member of the Academie Francaise and the Academy of Sciences of Lisbon, and he held a number of academic positions. His defiance of the installed Vichy government hardly slowed him down, and he continued to be a vital part of the existing cultural life of France during the occupation. He died in 1945, having lived long enough to see France returned to the French.
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'The biggest gap in the world is the gap between the justice of a cause and the motives of the people pushing it.' -John P. Grier
Grier was a 20th century journalist and scholar whose birth name was Dero Ames Saunders (Grier was a pen name he used, one he took from a thoroughbred champion). Grier served as editor at Forbes magazine, among other roles, and he edited an abridged version of Edward Gibbon's massive The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire.
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proud of myself for this one.
Today at 03:18:12 PM] PeelsSE2: fail wail
[Today at 03:18:14 PM] PeelsSE2: whaaaaaa
[Today at 03:18:27 PM] PeelsSE2: it's the sound a 450 makes at full revs.
:lol:
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I hate you guys
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'If you want to know what's important to a culture, learn their language.' -Joanne Harris
French-English novelist Joanne Harris published her first novel in 1989 but she wouldn't find fame until her third novel, published a decade later: Chocolat was an instant success, shortlisted for the 1999 Whitbread Novel of the Year Award, and appearing on movie screens just a year later.
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[Today at 11:07:50 AM] del ban tonto13: blondie u should put up a pic of u topless in the add and ask for gloryholes
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???
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talking about preddy's mower he has for sale on craigslist.
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:thumbs:
makes complete sense now!
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LMAO "blondie" :lol:
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Today at 05:25:52 PM] preddy08: Can I change my name to Ivana Copafeel?
[Today at 05:28:08 PM] Hefe: no
[Today at 05:28:10 PM] maguilar496: lol
[Today at 05:28:26 PM] Ivana Copafeel: :(
[Today at 05:28:32 PM] Ivana Copafeel: :woot:
[Today at 05:28:35 PM] Hefe: but I can
[Today at 05:28:44 PM] Ivana Copafeel: Done and done!
[Today at 05:28:57 PM] Ivana Copafeel: Come here Funners!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Today at 05:29:08 PM] Hefe: happy to put a silly grin on your ugly mug!
[Today at 05:29:20 PM] PeelsSE2: "rofl:
[Today at 05:29:27 PM] Ivana Copafeel: I need a new cabana boy
[Today at 05:29:37 PM] Hefe: peels... rofl fail!
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[Today at 05:36:15 PM] Tig' Ol' Bitties: l8r
[Today at 05:36:19 PM] Jack Mehoff: get out pappy
[Today at 05:36:34 PM] Half Old: of what?
[Today at 05:36:42 PM] Half Old: your mom won't let me leave.
[Today at 05:36:45 PM] Man Moomies: Shrimpy's been looking for you jakers...he misses the free :jerkoff: sessions
[Today at 05:36:55 PM] Tig' Ol' Bitties: out of his dreams...and into his car!
[Today at 05:37:06 PM] Jack Mehoff: lol what has he been saying
[Today at 05:37:08 PM] Half Old: LOL
[Today at 05:37:21 PM] Man Moomies: "Where's my jakey? I missz him"
[Today at 05:37:25 PM] Half Old: he blames you for all his problems.
[Today at 05:37:34 PM] Jack Mehoff: haha
[Today at 05:37:39 PM] Porno Magz: .
:wtf:
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good ones!
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Today at 05:55:29 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: da glass dick baby
[Today at 05:56:57 PM] del ban preddy08: ^ Weiner bongs
[Today at 05:57:24 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: lol
[Today at 05:57:32 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: wtf is that?
[Today at 05:57:39 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: Omaha rite of passage?
[Today at 05:57:57 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: what would you call somebody from omaha...really.
[Today at 05:58:00 PM] del ban preddy08: You've never herd of a bong shaped like a weiner?
[Today at 05:58:03 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: omahan
[Today at 05:58:13 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: omahegian
[Today at 05:58:23 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: omahanian
[Today at 05:58:28 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: nope haven't
[Today at 05:58:47 PM] del ban Hefe: wow... poor preddy...
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omaharian?
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give it up man... let it go
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the feminine form in Omahog
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peelz... you never heard of the dong bong? the DB Bandit?
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nope, and I am not shocked that you guys know so much about it.
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musta been before your whoring days on RF.
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I'm with ya peels...
never heard of a dong bong
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'The test of courage comes when we are in the minority; the test of tolerance comes when we are in the majority.' -Ralph W. Sockman
Ralph Washington Sockman was the pastor of a large New York City Methodist church during the first part of the 20th century and the author of multiple religious works, but he gained fame in his role as the featured speaker on the NBC radio show National Radio Pulpit.
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[Today at 11:50:53 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: that hates jews?
[Today at 11:50:57 AM] del ban funyun: i aint no jew
[Today at 11:51:01 AM] del ban Spartan727: Do you walk around saying Sieg heil?
[Today at 11:51:03 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: oh dreidel dreidel dreidel....
[Today at 11:51:08 AM] del ban Hefe: not a full jew... but he is jew....ishh
[Today at 11:51:14 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: lol
[Today at 11:51:17 AM] del ban Spartan727: He looka like a jew
[Today at 11:51:19 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: druish
[Today at 11:51:22 AM] del ban funyun: Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!
[Today at 11:51:26 AM] del ban funyun: i aint no jew
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[Today at 09:04:31 AM] del ban preddy08: I was looking at some of the personal. and came across that
Documentation that preddy likes boyz.
[Today at 09:04:50 AM] del ban preddy08: like MF4F lol
[Today at 09:05:02 AM] del ban maguilar496: morning ladies...............
[Today at 09:05:22 AM] del ban Krandall: That was in the M4M section shawn......
[Today at 09:05:33 AM] del ban preddy08: bull shit
[Today at 09:05:51 AM] del ban Krandall: Dildos for sale - m4m (Omaha)
[Today at 09:05:54 AM] del ban preddy08: Misc romance is everything double bird
[Today at 09:06:04 AM] del ban Krandall: Mmmhhmmmmm
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we all knew it was true... this just proves it
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'The great secret of successful marriage is to treat all disasters as incidents and none of the incidents as disasters.' -Harold Nicholson
Nicholson, a Persian-born English politician and diplomat, knows a thing or two about keeping a marriage together. In 1913 he married the aspiring writer Vita Sackville-West, who would go on to have a number of scandalous affairs, most notably with Virginia Woolf. In fact, their marriage was considered an open one, and both had multiple same-sex affairs.
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'Life is all about relationships. By all means sit cross-legged on top of a mountain occasionally. But don't do it for very long.' -A.C. Grayling
British philosopher, professor, statesman, author and atheist Grayling's commentary on everything from current events to recently published books makes him among the world's few high-profile philosophers.
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What's wrong with that?
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'The key to men's style is always being a little undone.' -Richard Chai
Award-winning fashion designer Richard Chai got his start working for Marc by Marc Jacobs before launching his own eponymous clothing line for women in 2004. However, he didn't break out until 2008, when he launched his first menswear line as well as a collection for Target.
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wasted post. :confused:
:lol:
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:lol:
Funyun will listen to it.
:homo:
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[Today at 03:00:23 PM] del ban Colorado700R: Moral Mushrooms, PornStars for Peace?
:lol:
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[Today at 03:53:14 PM] del ban troywcc: I can eat a hundred pussies and I'm never called a pussy eater but suck one dick and all of a sudden I'm a cocksucker, WTF?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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'Nice people have a healthy relationship with food, and miserable people don't. ' -Jamie Oliver
English chef, best-selling author and media personality Jamie Oliver has become one of the leading voices in England promoting an end to processed foods served in schools. Among his many projects is the Fifteen Foundation, which annually trains fifteen young people from disadvantaged backgrounds in the restaurant business
This guy has a show on TV. I just watched one episode on Hulu.com a few weeks back, it's crazy.
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Today at 11:36:31 AM] del ban Krandall: Looking for Call sign : Tango - Oscar - November - Tango - Oscar
[Today at 11:36:33 AM] del ban tonto13: laid up in hospital
[Today at 11:37:08 AM] del ban shrimpy21: Randy,ive PM'd Aaron asking if he can call KB to get thiis sorted,or could you call him??
[Today at 11:37:33 AM] del ban Spartan727: Aaron is at work Steve
[Today at 11:37:37 AM] del ban Spartan727: He will get to it when he has a chance
[Today at 11:37:48 AM] del ban Spartan727: This isn't gonna be resolved in one day
[Today at 11:37:50 AM] del ban tonto13: on the wifes phone so lag is bad
[Today at 11:38:23 AM] del ban Spartan727: And Tonto....those cans are not really for eating you know?
[Today at 11:38:25 AM] del ban shrimpy21: i know that,but ive been so messed about with these arms
[Today at 11:38:37 AM] del ban tonto13: yes theyr
[Today at 11:38:52 AM] del ban Krandall: You're in a hospital Roy?! wtf did ya do!!!
[Today at 11:39:07 AM] del ban tonto13: who posted the beer ca pic?
[Today at 11:39:11 AM] del ban tonto13: can
[Today at 11:39:36 AM] del ban tonto13: walkin the back bone of a plane at work last night and feel off
[Today at 11:39:47 AM] del ban tonto13: fell
[Today at 11:39:50 AM] del ban Spartan727: Damn
[Today at 11:40:02 AM] del ban shrimpy21: shit,what you broken
[Today at 11:40:05 AM] del ban Krandall: what do you want use to tell Kenneth Shrimpy?
[Today at 11:40:38 AM] del ban tonto13: shattered my right ankle!
[Today at 11:40:59 AM] del ban Krandall: oh dang dude!!!!
[Today at 11:41:02 AM] del ban Spartan727: Damn, Roy. Sorry man
[Today at 11:41:06 AM] del ban shrimpy21: just let him know you opion on that lower arm and i want different arms.Ive sent KB the pic and what i want
[Today at 11:41:13 AM] del ban tonto13: going into surgery today
[Today at 11:41:27 AM] del ban Spartan727: Shit. Hope it comes out well
[Today at 11:41:27 AM] del ban shrimpy21: lucky you landed on your feet roy
[Today at 11:41:34 AM] del ban Krandall: dang, sorry to hear bro.
[Today at 11:41:39 AM] del ban tonto13: here comes a few more screws added to the collection
[Today at 11:41:43 AM] del ban Spartan727: lol steve
[Today at 11:42:08 AM] del ban Spartan727: Chicks dig scars
[Today at 11:42:12 AM] del ban tonto13: probably gonna be another week or so before i can get the motor sent off. sorry man!!!
[Today at 11:42:23 AM] del ban Spartan727: Isn't gunz at home now?
[Today at 11:42:32 AM] del ban tonto13: no idea
[Today at 11:42:36 AM] del ban Spartan727: He said he was
[Today at 11:42:48 AM] del ban Spartan727: Closed up shop in Iowa and moved back
[Today at 11:42:51 AM] del ban shrimpy21: laters guys,dinner time now wave
[Today at 11:42:56 AM] del ban Spartan727: Maybe see if he can get it?
[Today at 11:43:07 AM] del ban Krandall: Can I send gunz there to get it then?
[Today at 11:43:13 AM] del ban Krandall: Or see if he can?
[Today at 11:43:28 AM] del ban Krandall: If at all possible, I really need it before next weekend.
[Today at 11:43:40 AM] del ban Krandall: or if I have to drive to where-ever you are.
[Today at 11:44:03 AM] del ban tonto13: still around randy
[Today at 11:44:08 AM] del ban Krandall: yea
[Today at 11:44:23 AM] del ban tonto13: dasm lag
[Today at 11:45:02 AM] del ban tonto13: no really just fuckin with ya bro!! pm me ur address so i can go to the ups store!! lol
[Today at 11:45:13 AM] del ban Spartan727: rofl
[Today at 11:45:30 AM] del ban Krandall: I'm f*ckin leaving. double bird
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:owned:
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'We fight for lost causes in order to keep something alive rather than in the expectation that anything will triumph.' -T.S. Eliot
There was no more influential English language poet in the 20th century than American-born Modernist T.S. Eliot. Educated at Harvard, he burst onto the literary scene in 1915 with the publication of The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, which opens with a startling simile that compares the evening sky to a drugged and lethargic patient stretched out on a table.
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[Today at 12:13:41 PM] del ban Colorado700R: speaking of Jackasses...where'd gunny go?
[Today at 12:14:11 PM] del ban troywcc: probably off playing with his new toy
[Today at 12:14:49 PM] del ban Colorado700R: he said he's gonna build it to make his 795 look like a turtle, so I assume he's building a 727 rofl
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:rofl: ^^^^^
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'A little girl without a doll is more or less as miserable and just as impossible as a woman without a child.' -Victor Hugo
One of the giants of French literature, Victor Hugo was just 2 years old when Napoleon crowned himself emperor of France, and he was 18 when the Bourbon Monarchy -- overthrown in the Revolution -- was restored to power. Growing up, the Hugo home was divided politically, though Hugo had such a close relationship with his mother that he held off getting married until after she died.
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'Getting old is when you start complaining about the next generation. We should be making changes to be like the new generation, instead of moaning.' -Jenny Agutter
British actress Jenny Agutter's career in front of the camera began at age 12, and although she has tons of credits to her name, she is best known in her native England for playing Tessa Philips in the drama Spooks as well as Jessica 6 in Logan's Run.
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'The only way women could have equal rights nowadays would be to surrender some. ' -Burton Hillis
Burton Hillis is much better known by his real name, William E. ("Bill") Vaughan, an American newspaper columnist and writer whose many aphorisms have survived him (he died in 1977), taking on a life of their own on the internet.
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funyun offerin himself to peelz. :lol:
[Today at 11:21:00 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: just saying I WOULD go but....
[Today at 11:21:03 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: lol
[Today at 11:21:03 AM] del ban funyun: all the chips you can eat on the drive
[Today at 11:21:09 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: oh dear.
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the things kids do just to get to go ride... :confused: :lol:
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'Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork?' -Stanislaw Lec
Born Stanislaw Jerzy de Tusch-Letz, Stanislaw Lec was a Polish-born 20th century writer most famous now for quotes much like today's quote: short, witty aphorisms with political or moral subtext lurking beneath the surface.
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Pat talking about a 20y/o w/ 2 kids that he's thinking about bringing to LS.
[Today at 01:19:34 PM] del ban Spartan727: I may take her to LS lol I was just talking about it and she sounded like she wanted to go...we'll see
[Today at 01:19:40 PM] del ban maguilar496: just hit it and procede to quit it..............
[Today at 01:19:43 PM] del ban funyun: defianetly has aids and other stds
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STD's should be in caps funners!
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and: are you saying defiantly...or definitely? :confused: :lol:
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and: are you saying defiantly...or definitely? :confused: :lol:
I think he is sayind defiantly, or against pats will..........
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I spreadz it...yes.
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'Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital. ' -Aaron Levenstein
Levenstein was an American educator and author who worked for two decades as associate professor of business administration at Baruch College. He attended City College as an undergrad and earned his LL.B. from the New York Law School. He is best known for today's quote.
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'Golf is like sex: You don't have to be an athlete to do it. And you don't have to be good at it to enjoy it.' -Billy Joe Tolliver
Drafted 51st overall in the 1989 NFL draft, QB Billy Joe Tolliver played 12 rather uneventful seasons in professional football, retiring in 2000. Several years later, however, Tolliver earned a No. 1 ranking of a different sort: In 2007, Golf Digest ranked him at the top of the best golfers from the world of sports.
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Making up for lost QOTD yesterday:
'[William Faulkner] thinks I don't know the $10 words. I know them all right. But there are older and simpler and better words, and those are the ones I use.' -Ernest Hemingway
Although these two extraordinary writers, Faulkner and Hemingway, were awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature in subsequent years (Faulkner in 1949, Hemingway in 1950), their styles -- from their settings to their morals to their approach to literature to the very language they used -- could not have been much more different, as Hemingway notes in today's quote.
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'No matter that patriotism is too often the refuge of scoundrels. Dissent, rebellion, and all-around hell-raising remain the true duty of patriots.' -Barbara Ehrenreich
Writer, activist and keen social critic Barbara Ehrenreich is a cancer survivor and the author of over 20 books, including Nickel and Dimed, an expose in which she went undercover to try and get by on a low-wage job. The book argued that many of the allegations made against people receiving welfare and other forms of government help -- namely that they're lazy and only want a handout -- were patently false.
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The man crush theme continues.......
[Today at 02:46:39 PM] Hefe: dude.... you are SO the hot one in that group!
[Today at 02:46:59 PM] Hefe: Lydia chose the right nerd!
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It's so gay in that chat box right now, that the village would cover the asses and run
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:rolleyes: this is my shocked face
it is ALWAYS gay in the chat box
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:rolleyes: this is my shocked face
it is ALWAYS gay in the chat box
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Panties" is a wonderful word. When did you [men] stop saying "panties"? It's sexy. It's girly. It's naughty. Say it more.' -Christina Hendricks
Actress Christina Hendricks is Esquire magazine's reigning "Sexiest Woman Alive," thanks to her bright red hair and explosively buxom body. Although Hendricks has been acting for several years, her sultry spin as Joan Holloway on Mad Men is most responsible for her fame.
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[Today at 03:11:33 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: the coolest part about yfz source...
[Today at 03:11:45 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: I am faster than everybody there, for realz
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[Today at 03:11:33 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: the coolest part about yfz source...
[Today at 03:11:45 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: I am faster than everybody there, for realz
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
it was my 15 minutes of fame. f**k off. :lol:
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'I am a man of distinctive taste and most of the women I have encountered, the average Joe would have proposed marriage to on the first date.' -Wilt Chamberlain
We're all familiar with Wilt the Stilt's claim to have had sex with 20,000 women in his time -- it was the subject of disdain, ridicule, fascination, you name it. Many people have been quick to dismiss the figure, but it's worth delving into. If you're willing to estimate your number of sexual partners at 20,000, that willingness alone might be supportive evidence, because who else would even dare throw out such an outlandish number but a guy who's actually reached it?
peelz can say that... w/ dudes... :lol:
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'When you win, nothing hurts.' -Joe Namath
Namath's famous pre-Super Bowl guarantee that his underdog Jets would beat the favored Colts is the kind of thing rarely seen today, perhaps because of the motivation that it is believed it confers on the opposition. Another famous guarantee came from Mark Messier in 1994 while playing for the New York Rangers; Messier, like Namath, led his team to victory and made his guarantee stand up.
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[Today at 03:16:42 PM] del ban Spartan727: I'VE GOT HD 20S, THEY SUCK
[Today at 03:17:04 PM] del ban kyledvor61: its the rider
Mini Ho - 1
Patters - 0
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:sit: These tires do phucking suck, it's like running slicks on sand
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Karmaz, you should givez me dem 8)
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'Re-reading is much underrated. I've read The Spy Who Came in from the Cold once every five years since I was 15. I only started to understand it the third time.' -Malcolm Gladwell
Long-time staff writer for The New Yorker and best-selling author Malcolm Gladwell is best known for his international bestsellers The Tipping Point and Blink, released in 2000 and 2005, respectively. Also in 2005, TIME magazine named Gladwell one of its 100 most influential people.
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'It was a great feeling to be drafted No. 1, but then all of a sudden you realize, man, you're going to the worst team in the league.' -Mike Modano
The No. 1 overall pick in the 1988 NHL entry draft, Michigan-born Mike Modano has spent the entirety of his 20-year career with the Minnesota-Dallas franchise and is the highest-scoring U.S.-born player in NHL history. His stats are also good for being 23rd on the league's list of all-time points leaders and 24th in goals.
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'Success is only a matter of luck. Ask any failure. ' -Earl Wilson
American journalist and gossip columnist Earl Wilson was a longtime writer for the New York Post who covered Broadway and the entertainment industry. He even appeared in a few movies (typically playing himself) but he might best be known for his controversial Sinatra -- an Unauthorized Biography, a book that first brought to light stories of John F. Kennedy's adulterous affairs.
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:owned: by himself........
[Today at 01:06:47 PM] funyun: Vespa = Y F Z R
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:rofl:
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Damn Funyun loves his chick bike. His Pink Vespa is a fast mofo. Someday Hefe's Vespa will be that cool 8)
I<3 word filters :nod:
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[Today at 04:06:53 PM] del ban Lady4Fiddy: Remember the time Troy asked me if he could snort a line of viagra off my ass crack... and then we ended up putting your ass in place of mine Aaron.... good times lol
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I had gas.....Troy looked like a geshia...sorry :(
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'I had a group of friends under me. I'd go around, and sometimes we ended up in fistfights with some other groups. So?' -Shing-Tung Yau
This was Shing-Tung Yau's response to the comment that he'd been a gang leader of sorts when he was younger, a comment that's not unexpected or particularly special until you learn that Shing-Tung Yau is the Harvard professor who developed the complex mathematics behind String Theory, the idea that the universe is nothing but 10-dimensional, vibrating strings.
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W.C. Fields
Start off every day with a smile and get it over with.
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[Today at 02:47:32 PM] del ban Lady4Fiddy: A clam should not have a beard... just saying
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I concur...
100%
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[Today at 04:38:45 PM] del ban Colorado700R: .._/ -_./i..
[Today at 04:39:16 PM] del ban Colorado700R: touch the screen pat, i'll tell you a secret
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[Today at 09:39:02 PM] Colorado700R: i gonna hook up the stock selinoid for now
[Today at 09:39:21 PM] Colorado700R: red wire to batery
[Today at 09:39:30 PM] Colorado700R: black to starter control?
[Today at 09:39:54 PM] Colorado700R: battery negative to starter ground
[Today at 09:40:15 PM] Colorado700R: ?
[Today at 09:40:42 PM] exentix: Nope wrong
[Today at 09:40:56 PM] phucker: yes
[Today at 09:41:08 PM] exentix: Red wire to testicles and black to nipples
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'Men are so made that, in a salon, you could be caked with mud all over, except for your shoes. In a salon, to be welcomed with open arms, you are asked to be irreproachable in one thing only. Your conscience? No. Your boots.' -Victor Hugo
Best known as one of the greatest French writers ever to pick up a pen, Hugo was also committed to human rights and opposed to all forms of barbarity. To that end, Hugo has been credited with seeing to it that the death penalty was removed from the constitutions of both Portugal and Colombia.
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[Today at 10:41:51 AM] Colorado700R: he rides a suzuki and a KTM...you'd think he'd get lots of pity sex
[Today at 10:43:03 AM] Troy31: dont need a 700 to compensate
O SNAP?!
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[Today at 03:03:18 PM] del ban Mad Dog: I didn't even have to lock that thread. I swear, if any of you post in it I'll permafock ban you
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[Today at 03:03:18 PM] del ban Mad Dog: I didn't even have to lock that thread. I swear, if any of you post in it I'll permafock ban you
Which thread was this?
I gotta go find it & post there now!
Red flags, bulls & all that :D
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[Today at 11:27:15 AM] Mad Dog: valves, timing, cam orientation are all question marks too, unless you can rule them out.
[Today at 11:28:11 AM] Colorado700R: it was phuckers bike, rule out nothing lol
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'In an era when alarmist headlines get everyone's attention, it is all the more important to read the fine print. Sometimes there is even good news there.' -Avrum Bluming
This is how oncologist Avrum Bluming, along with writer and skeptic Carol Tavris, end their exhaustive 2009 research paper for The Cancer Journal, a paper that debunks the shaky science and bloated headlines relating to the link between hormone replacement therapy and breast cancer that's been in the headlines since 2002.
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[Today at 11:27:15 AM] Mad Dog: valves, timing, cam orientation are all question marks too, unless you can rule them out.
[Today at 11:28:11 AM] Colorado700R: it was phuckers bike, rule out nothing lol
:rofl:
Technically it was probably one of those abandoned 660 projects he picked up off the street...:lol:
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[Today at 03:30:39 PM] del ban AJ RAPTOR: have you even seen the happy fag
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:gunny:
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So thats you then spartan?
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Nope I was just opening the door for you, Dragonz
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'Life springs from death; and from the graves of patriot men and women spring living nations.' -Patrick Pearse
Revolutionary Patrick Pearse was a leading figure in the Irish rebellion against England at the turn of the 20th century. Today's quote comes from the speech he delivered at the graveside of fellow patriot O'Donovan Rossa, meant as much to honor Rossa as it was to propagate the cause, with stark, straightforward sentiments like "We pledge to Ireland our love, and to English rule in Ireland our hate." Pearse was executed in 1916 for his role in the Easter Uprising.
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[Today at 10:54:41 AM] del ban Colorado700R: when you leaving shawn?
[Today at 10:54:58 AM] del ban Hefe: I will never leave Shawn!
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[Today at 10:54:41 AM] del ban Colorado700R: when you leaving shawn?
[Today at 10:54:58 AM] del ban Hefe: I will never leave Shawn!
this brings a tear to my eye. :) so wonderful.....
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hey ..
I made Queer of the day!
... uggh quote of the day
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same thing here... :lol:
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you two are always queers of the day to us..it's all good :thumbs:
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soo modest there peelio, don't go leaving yourself out of your lead role in the circle-jerk chain-gang
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'Liberty too can corrupt, and absolute liberty can corrupt absolutely.' -Gertrude Himmelfarb
Jewish intellectual and historian Gertrude Himmelfarb has been an influential voice among New York intellectuals for half a century, beginning with her first published book Lord Acton: A Study of Conscience and Politics. It is in fact Acton whom she paraphrases in today's quote, as he said about the pope, "Absolute power corrupts absolutely," known today as "Lord Acton's Dictum."
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'Liberty too can corrupt, and absolute liberty can corrupt absolutely.' -Gertrude Himmelfarb
Foreskin challengedish intellectual and historian Gertrude Himmelfarb has been an influential voice among New York intellectuals for half a century, beginning with her first published book Lord Acton: A Study of Conscience and Politics. It is in fact Acton whom she paraphrases in today's quote, as he said about the pope, "Absolute power corrupts absolutely," known today as "Lord Acton's Dictum."
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH :rofl:
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umm...filters ftmfw! :rofl:
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Talking about getting a pic of funyun on my rappy naked.....
wtf hefer.
[Today at 10:12:01 AM] del ban Hefe: I would pay for a pic of that (naughty bits covered)
:lol:
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I'm just sayin (http://www.bluetraxx.com/forums/images/smilies/shrug.gif)
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[May 26, 2010, 05:23:52 PM] Krandall: uh-oh. just got a text from funyun "Do you have an OBD2 reader/scanner"
[May 26, 2010, 05:24:04 PM] Spartan727: CRIPES
[May 26, 2010, 05:24:04 PM] PeelsSE2: wtf
[May 26, 2010, 05:24:39 PM] PeelsSE2: the chip kids bring fail on their coat tails
Got lazy yesterday and forgot to post it
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'With every Hollywood movie that gets made, there's about half a dozen people suing that production company saying: "You stole my idea."' -Jon Favreau
Actor and director Jon Favreau is a two time drop out of Queens College who left New York to find comedy fame in Chicago. His first role of any significance was in the 1993 movie Rudy, on whose set he met Vince Vaughn. Three years later the pair would skyrocket to fame on the strength of Favreau's script for Swingers.
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[Today at 04:33:21 PM] del ban maguilar496: the real victoms are going to be legal people here like me..........
[Today at 04:33:32 PM] del ban maguilar496: i'm powdering up next time i drive through arizona.
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[Today at 04:33:21 PM] del ban maguilar496: the real victoms are going to be legal people here like me..........
[Today at 04:33:32 PM] del ban maguilar496: i'm powdering up next time i drive through arizona.
That wasn't funny the comment with pat and tape was funnyer.........
it went some thing like this
self adhisive tape<-----------------------till then pat was licking tape all over.
way funnyer in context just as HEFE. and he hates me.
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'Alcoholism is a disease of terminal uniqueness. Nobody had ever suffered like I was suffering.' -Marian Keyes
Regarded as a chick-lit pioneer by some, Irish writer and novelist Marian Keyes has done pretty well for herself despite trouble with alcohol and depression. Her novels have sold over 23 million copies and have been translated into 34 languages.
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[Today at 09:28:19 AM] MPTonyT: If it has Tits or Tires it will give you problems....
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[Today at 06:10:13 PM] PeelsSE2: get the DR mower out :thumbs:
[Today at 06:10:21 PM] Spartan727: DR?
[Today at 06:10:36 PM] PeelsSE2: DR field and brush mower.
[Today at 06:10:43 PM] Spartan727: Ahh nice
[Today at 06:10:44 PM] PeelsSE2: infomercials all night long
[Today at 06:10:58 PM] PeelsSE2: Dad bought a pull behind one for the quad.
[Today at 06:11:01 PM] PeelsSE2: It rocks
[Today at 06:12:08 PM] Spartan727: Nice. I'd just do some donuts with the HDs
[Today at 06:12:57 PM] PeelsSE2: lol
[Today at 06:13:25 PM] PeelsSE2: I did that when I rode out there.
[Today at 06:13:29 PM] PeelsSE2: WOrks well
[Today at 06:13:36 PM] PeelsSE2: bet it looked cool too.
[Today at 06:13:49 PM] PeelsSE2: Wet 2 ft tall grass.
[Today at 06:14:04 PM] PeelsSE2: 3rd gear wide open cookie.
[Today at 06:14:10 PM] Spartan727: :rev:
[Today at 06:14:14 PM] PeelsSE2: I was tossin some salad :rofl:
[Today at 06:14:19 PM] Spartan727: :lol:
[Today at 06:14:21 PM] PeelsSE2: QOTD?
[Today at 06:14:23 PM] PeelsSE2: :rofl:
[Today at 06:14:43 PM] Spartan727: Ehh it's just expected of you, no big shocker :P
[Today at 06:14:50 PM] PeelsSE2: oh :bird:
[Today at 06:15:00 PM] PeelsSE2: a big eat shit and die to you too :lol:
A little long winded but it worked better in context :rofl:
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[Today at 10:22:51 AM] funyun: and ive seen men with nicer boobs
:rofl:
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You're never lonely if you can play the guitar.' -Nile Rodgers
Today Nile Rodgers is one of pop's most important music producers, but in the 1970s, he and his band, Chic, were denied access into Studio 54 one New Year's Eve by the bouncer. So they returned to Rodgers' apartment, came up with a basic riff and sang "Ahh! F*ck off" over the music. When they recorded the song some time later, the lyrics were changed to "Ahh! Freak out," and the song became one of the biggest selling singles in the history of Atlantic Records.
'It is far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him.' -Olin Miller
Olin Miller is among the handful of names circulating within quotation scholarship - and now the internet - who left behind a clever batch of quotes but not much in the way of biography. In that respect, he joins the likes of Austin O'Malley and Helen Rowland - people living on in quotation alone, thanks largely to the internet.
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[Today at 02:45:58 PM] del ban preddy08: Peelz could have a Raptor Raly in his back yard and he would'nt make it.
:rofl:
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oh, and a big f**k off to Krandall too.
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[Today at 04:32:44 PM] phucker: i went to the gas station today and some hot 18 year old bimbo asked me what the noise was that she kept hearing
[Today at 04:33:19 PM] phucker: i told her they were my vibrators and she said"pfft what a pig" and walked away
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'GERD, I mind getting older. It's horrible. I open old people's homes and once, when I got to one, I was the oldest person there.' -David Bellamy
The outspoken British botanist is nearly 80, but age has hardly slowed him down. He currently serves as patron of Butterfly World in St. Albans, Hertfordshire, and continues to publish in journals and present on television. He was one of the early voices decrying global warming back in the 1980s, but his opinion on the matter has since done a complete turnaround.
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[Today at 10:37:41 AM] Spartan727: I worked last night Damn that sucked balls
[Today at 10:37:52 AM] Spartan727: Didn't get home til like 1:30am
[Today at 10:37:55 AM] PeelsSE2: that is part of your job?
[Today at 10:38:09 AM] Spartan727: Well I was doing a little bit of sucking....
[Today at 10:38:13 AM] PeelsSE2: make them dollaz!
do work son! :lol:
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Hey no quote changes :krandall:
[Today at 11:38:09 AM] Spartan727: Well I was doing a little bit of sucking....with a shop vac
:sit:
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:lol: busted.
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'Adversity is the trial of principle. Without it a man hardly knows whether he is honest or not. ' -Henry Fielding
Early 18th century English writer Henry Fielding is best known for his epic comedic novel Tom Jones. But Fielding contributed much more to society than books: While serving as London's Chief Magistrate, some credit him with having founded London's first police force, the Bow Street Runners.
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'Nine-tenths of the people were created so that you would want be with the other tenth.' -Horace Walpole
Walpole was an 18th century English man of letters credited with having written the first so-termed "gothic" novel (a novel combining elements of romance and horror), The Castle of Otranto. Walpole published the novel anonymously and included a claim on the title page that the book was a translation from Italian.
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I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY.....
"Today at 09:36:30 AM] Lady4Fiddy: queef does not come from the butt pat"
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:rofl:
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Holy cow...
I always wondered that! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY.....
"Today at 09:36:30 AM] Lady4Fiddy: queef does not come from the butt pat"
ERMAHGERD :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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:confused: there are no words....
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I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY.....
"Today at 09:36:30 AM] Lady4Fiddy: queef does not come from the butt pat"
ERMAHGERD :lol: again no words to say
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el oh el
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[Today at 11:27:15 AM] Mad Dog: valves, timing, cam orientation are all question marks too, unless you can rule them out.
[Today at 11:28:11 AM] Colorado700R: it was phuckers bike, rule out nothing lol
to true lol...
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'Comebacks are what America is all about. F Scott Fitzgerald said there are no second acts in American lives. It's the most untrue thing ever. There are second and third and fourth acts.' -Sidney Blumenthal
As a journalist, Sidney Blumenthal worked for Vanity Fair, the New Yorker and other influential publications before he came to the White House as an aide to Bill Clinton during the President's second term. He would quickly become an important media figure and played a key role in the grand jury investigation that led to Clinton's impeachment.
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'Good reading is hell writing. To write so well that a person is 20 pages into a book before they realize they're reading is what every writer dreams of doing.' -Maya Angelou
Born Marguerite Ann Johnson, writer, activist and poet Maya Angelou first came to wider attention with the publication of I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, an explicit memoir of her youth that to this day is one of the most frequently banned books in American classrooms, even though it was originally published in 1969.
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[Today at 02:16:39 PM] General Sweet Pants: The STAGE II Bike that you are talking about NEVER SAW THE HILL!!! I used caps so your blind ass could see it again
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[Today at 02:42:35 PM] funyun: travis is like the energizer bunny he just keeps going and going
:help:
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Mad Dog - 1
Funyun - 0
[Today at 10:17:56 AM] Mad Dog: funyun, I try to like you I really do, but my 660 thinks you're douche
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'Everyone cares about how they look; some people just don't do anything about it. Thing is, you always leave an impression, even if you don't want to.' -Wayne Coyne
Frontman and chief songwriter for The Flaming Lips, Wayne Coyne founded the band back in 1983, and over a quarter of a century later, they're still playing live. Still, Coyne has turned his artistic vision to other projects over the years, including a number of forays into experimental art and directing a low-budget science fiction film.
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[Today at 05:55:59 PM] Colorado700R: what do you call a 1.75L of Vodka, a 55lbs bag of flour in a 1994 ford ranger?
[Today at 05:56:51 PM] Spartan727: ???
[Today at 05:56:53 PM] Colorado700R: Phucker's date night
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[Today at 09:43:33 PM] phucker:
Quote
Spartan727: He looks 25 not 35
[Today at 09:43:58 PM] phucker: ya that is because of peels strict regiment of 10-20 facials he recieves in a day
Talking about Peelz's Silver lake pics :lol:
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healthy skin is important :lol: :bird:
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[Today at 05:55:59 PM] Colorado700R: what do you call a 1.75L of Vodka, a 55lbs bag of flour in a 1994 ford ranger?
[Today at 05:56:51 PM] Spartan727: ???
[Today at 05:56:53 PM] Colorado700R: Phucker's date night
ERMAHGERD hahahahahahhahahahahaha
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'The hardest negotiation is always with your own side.' -Gerry Adams
Sinn Fein president and Irish politician Gerry Adams has been at the forefront of the peace process between England and Northern Ireland for decades. Frequently accused of having been a member of the Provisional Irish Republican Army (IRA), Adams has always denied membership but does come from a long line of Irish freedom fighters, going as far back as his great-grandfather, who was a member of the often violent Fenians in the 1870s and 1880s.
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[Today at 02:19:07 PM] Colorado700R: I was dropped in sand.....but they shot at me :( :lol:
[Today at 02:19:27 PM] Boosted686: shoot back
[Today at 02:19:29 PM] Boosted686: dammit
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to go with that :rofl:
[Today at 01:19:27 PM] del ban Boosted686: shoot back
[Today at 01:19:29 PM] del ban Boosted686: dammit
[Today at 01:19:33 PM] del ban Spartan727: :rofl:
[Today at 01:19:45 PM] del ban Colorado700R: i did, they no likey
[Today at 01:20:09 PM] del ban Colorado700R: they said allah akbah..i said :sit:
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[Today at 01:35:34 PM] Spartan727: Well....I miss my wiener
too late, the surgery is not temporary. :thumbs:
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:moon: and :sit:
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:rofl:
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Today at 02:56:30 PM] redraptor23: ive done it like 10 times
Skiting about your sex life again?
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Colorado700R: they said allah akbah..i said :sit:
hahahahahhahahahahaha
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'Love and sex have only a vicarious relationship. It is fine to have sex with someone you hate; the only sin is to be indifferent to your sexual partner.' -Will Self
The English satirical novelist who peppers his work with cultural references is best known for his award-winning 1991 collection of short stories, The Quantity Theory of Insanity, which was also his literary debut.
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[Today at 12:28:49 PM] SegKast: Actually, funny story- the cencus guy came around about 1:00 in the afternoon the day our house burned down. I told him he could go ahead and put down '0' :rofl:
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[Today at 04:18:35 PM] del ban Lady4Fiddy: I knew there was more than one way to do it, I just get confused doing things certain ways lol
:rofl:
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[Today at 04:18:35 PM] del ban Lady4Fiddy: I knew there was more than one way to do it, I just get confused doing things certain ways lol
:rofl:
I'm still confused :confused:
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maguilar496: hey guess what people..........?
maguilar496: Peels is in CA :run:
preddy08: hide your goats
maguilar496: he text me "do you feel the peels presence?"
maguilar496: And my butt puckered up.
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litterly laughed out loud!
Today at 07:27:50 PM] maguilar496: hey guess what people..........?
[Today at 07:31:18 PM] maguilar496: Peels is in CA
[Today at 07:45:06 PM] preddy08: hide your goats
[Today at 07:46:09 PM] maguilar496: he text me "do you feel the peels presence?"
[Today at 07:48:05 PM] maguilar496: And my butt puckered up.
[Today at 07:49:41 PM] phucker: haha
[Today at 08:03:47 PM] preddy08: ERMAHGERD!
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WOW De'javu double post.
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WOW De'javu double post.
SOB did'nt even see it.
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i beat you by 14 minutes sucka :nutkick:
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'You can only properly get your revenge on people when they're over 40. You've got to hit 'em where it hurts.' -Rufus Wainwright
Canadian-American singer-songwriter Rufus Wainwright first came to fame with the release of his self-titled debut album in 1998, which snagged multiple awards and was lauded as one of the year's best albums. Despite battling an addiction to crystal meth, the openly gay musician has built up his reputation ever since by releasing several well-received, award-winning albums and appearing on numerous soundtracks.
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[Today at 08:46:16 PM] PeelsSE2: Hey pat my van is from fla
[Today at 08:46:28 PM] PeelsSE2: It sux automatically
:lol: bastard...
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'I don't mind if no one remembers me. If I'm going to be remembered by the fictional notes the press wrote about me, why would I want to be remembered at all?' -Yoko Ono
At one point or another, some - in fact, most - Beatles fans would prefer to forget her as well. But although her name is a byword for the evil agent that ruins a great thing, Yoko Ono has been rehabilitated in the eyes of many Beatles fans over the years, thanks to her fierce and noble defense of John Lennon's image and memory. She has, for instance, successfully fought parole for her husband's killer five times.
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Who the hell is Yoko Ono? ???
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I don't remember..........:lol:
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Must be really inconsequential then.
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sounds like a sumo wrestler
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John Lennon's wife
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Who the hell is Yoko Ono? ???
dang, read the paper once in a while! :lol:
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I don't read the old tyme newspapers...
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'Men feared witches and burnt women. It is the function of speech to free men from the bondage of irrational fears.' -Louis D. Brandeis
Louis D. Brandeis served as a U.S. Supreme Court Justice between 1916 and 1939. Nominated by President Woodrow Wilson, Brandeis was the first Jewish jurist on the high court, and his opinions on both right to privacy and free speech are considered among the finest ever written by a member of the high court (today's quote comes from his opinion in Whitney v. California from 1927).
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'Censorship reflects a society's lack of confidence in itself. It is a hallmark of an authoritarian regime.' -Potter Stewart
Potter Stewart was a U.S. Supreme Court Justice from 1958 to 1981. Nominated by President Eisenhower, Justice Stewart is likely best known for his role in Jacobellis v. Ohio (1964), an obscenity case dealing with a movie. Stewart wrote that hardcore pornography was difficult to define, but that "I know it when I see it." Today's quote comes from his dissenting opinion in Ginzberg v. United States (1966), a case involving erotica publisher Ralph Ginzburg, whose work Stewart defended.
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'The first thing I would do every morning was look at the box scores to see what Magic did. I didn't care about anything else.' -Larry Bird
Boston Celtic legend Larry Bird first faced off against Magic Johnson in the 1979 NCAA title game, and their rivalry, which became one of the most celebrated in sports history, went on to include three NBA championships and numerous regular season games. As is evident from the quote, Bird was as competitive against Johnson as he was famous for being a nonstop trash-talker on the court.
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No other special quotes from the chat today? SLACKERS!
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[Today at 05:53:48 PM] maguilar496: so he gets ther right............
[Today at 05:54:11 PM] maguilar496: first he takes nichole out on the rhino and gets her covered in sand............
[Today at 05:54:17 PM] Spartan727: :rofl:
[Today at 05:54:32 PM] maguilar496: then he sais follow us in the 700 and out there let me ride it....
[Today at 05:54:52 PM] maguilar496: so him and his wife are on the rhino.......me in the 700
[Today at 05:55:22 PM] maguilar496: we get out there in the middle of no where and we stop....he gets on the 700....
[Today at 05:55:47 PM] maguilar496: he gets on does a donnut and i'm in kidding when i say this.....................not at all
[Today at 05:56:17 PM] maguilar496: not 20 secs. later he guns it wheelies falls of and breaks my flag............
[Today at 05:56:32 PM] maguilar496: that's when i knew this trip was going to be fun.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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:rofl:
Well done peelio. Breakin in the 700 like a true warrior!
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'Never be put off by anything because failure teaches you something.' -Ridley Scott
Acclaimed director Ridley Scott's first directorial feature film was 1977's The Duellists, a film set during the Napoleonic Wars that earned him a Best Debut Film at that year's Cannes Film Festival. However, it was not a commercial success, so when Scott saw Star Wars, he saw the potential for science fiction, and his next two films became classics in that genre: Alien and Blade Runner.
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[Today at 02:29:46 PM] del ban phucker: phuck you all im taking y exhaust and goin home
[Today at 02:30:02 PM] del ban tonto13: hey hey i can make it run!!! wont last long that is my song!!
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[Today at 02:37:18 PM] del ban Colorado700R: randy's bike now reflects his sex life....multiple strangers have all had their hands in it
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Have you been tested yet, Randy? That's a lot of anonymous sex...Peels is jealous :rofl:
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Hey keep you hands off peels...............Peels is mine now...............Just ask him....:lol:
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:rofl: You jealous Mags? :confused:
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[Today at 03:46:18 PM] phucker: he needs tomake real quotd for that thread.... enough copying and pasting off ofsome sight
[Today at 03:46:52 PM] phucker: nobody cares what some snobby bastida said 80 years ago about some irrelevant topic
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talking about clutches
Spartan727: I think I smoked mine after my little hillclimbing experience
Spartan727: It is all original and about 80 hours overall
phucker: oem or gytr
wobble: You don't need a clutch, you need a roll cage
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[Today at 03:46:18 PM] phucker: he needs tomake real quotd for that thread.... enough copying and pasting off ofsome sight
[Today at 03:46:52 PM] phucker: nobody cares what some snobby bastida said 80 years ago about some irrelevant topic
???
and :rofl: @ dan's!!!
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[Today at 03:46:18 PM] phucker: he needs tomake real quotd for that thread.... enough copying and pasting off ofsome sight
[Today at 03:46:52 PM] phucker: nobody cares what some snobby bastida said 80 years ago about some irrelevant topic
???
ya i was drunk and trying to say that you need to stop taking quotes froma web page and find ones here to use... or something like that lol
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:sit:
'Thunder is good; thunder is impressive - but it is the lightning that does the work.' -Mark Twain
Mark Twain is highly regarded by so many writers in part because he is considered the first novelist to represent the American way of life and to write it in its own unique language. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn is the first "Great American Novel," and it remains a frustratingly high benchmark for other American novelists seeking to write that next great piece of American fiction.
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[Today at 11:36:48 AM] del ban Spartan727: Jeez I go away for a few minutes and you automatically think I'm mad...I do read stuff now and then lol
[Today at 11:37:04 AM] del ban wobble: Well....no need to get all pissy about it! lol
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'Telemarketing calls should be banned. It's awful for me and for the person on the other end of the phone.' -Juliet Erickson
Communication specialist Juliet Erickson has been credited with helping bring the 2012 Olympics to London by coaching the London Olympic Bid Team on how to use a variety of communication skills to influence and persuade the IOC. She has also authored two books on communication, The Art of Persuasion and Nine Ways to Walk Around A Boulder.
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[Today at 08:35:21 AM] del ban maguilar496: I'm just confused.
[Today at 08:36:27 AM] del ban Spartan727: Sexually or temporally?
[Today at 08:37:10 AM] del ban maguilar496: i fail to see the difference.
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[Today at 02:22:44 PM] Krandall: :rofl: check out this auction title.
[Today at 02:22:47 PM] Krandall: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2007-YAMAHA-RAPTOR-700-SPECIAL-ED-199-Shipping-NR-_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQhashZitem483b1006b9QQitemZ310228551353QQptZATVs
[Today at 02:23:18 PM] Spartan727: Special Ed...explains a lot of the blue/white riders :lol:
[Today at 02:23:30 PM] Krandall: dang. its like the "sub title" but what shows up on the main auctions listing page lol
[Today at 02:23:31 PM] Krandall: 2007 YAMAHA RAPTOR 700 SPECIAL ED. $199 Shipping NR
[Today at 02:23:33 PM] Krandall: :lol:
[Today at 02:23:39 PM] Krandall: exactly what I was thinking pat.
[Today at 02:23:54 PM] Spartan727: And WOW that's a LOW price!
Quoting for peelz, gunny, and other 07 SE2 riders...:rofl:
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'I am a humanist, which means, in part, that I have tried to behave decently without any expectation of rewards or punishments after I'm dead.' -Kurt Vonnegut
American author Kurt Vonnegut Jr. was an avowed Humanist and served as the Honorary President of the American Humanist Association prior to his death. As a Humanist, Vonnegut rejected traditional notions of religious beliefs (although he admired Jesus, the historical figure) and embraced the notions of leading a responsible and ethical life that would contribute to the greater good of humanity.
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:rofl:
I ror'd :lol:
Today at 03:55:41 PM] del ban Colorado700R: Phucker is so straight he backs into occupied toilet stalls
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But only at truck stops right?
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'All I can do is say to my horse: "Go right or left," and I have to be happy with that.' -Silvio Berlusconi
What does it tell you about Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi for him to quote from the diaries of former fascist dictator Benito Mussolini? That's exactly what he did when he uttered this line at a Paris news conference, referring to his own powerlessness in Italy's politics.
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'An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it will also make a better soup.' -H.L. Mencken
For all his nonfiction writings, Mencken's most memorable work may be one of his few fictions: the bathtub hoax. In 1917, he published "A Neglected Anniversary" in the New York Evening Mail, in which he outlined the contentious history of the bathtub in the United States and mentioned that it was President Millard Fillmore's 1850 decision to put a bathtub in the White House that swayed public opinion in favor of them. Despite containing not a grain of truth, the article was widely quoted and continues to be referenced to this day.
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'Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.' -John Galsworthy
Galsworthy is best remembered today for his massive tome The Forsyte Saga, along with A Modern Comedy and End of the Chapter (the latter two works are sequels to the former).
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'The wild places are where we began. Where they end, so do we.' -David Brower
David Brower was one of the foremost environmentalists of the 20th century. He worked in publishing in Berkeley, California and was an avid mountain climber who would go on to found several significant environmental organizations, notably the Sierra Club, the League of Conservation Voters and the Earth Island Institute.
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[Today at 03:29:15 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: whatever pat.
[Today at 03:29:26 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: I am totally qualified for lot lizarding, you know this
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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a job is a job :lol:
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[Today at 03:51:33 PM] preddy08: < Balls deep Preddy ( you dont earn that name the easy way)
[Today at 03:51:46 PM] PeelsSE2: earned in jail?
[Today at 03:51:57 PM] PeelsSE2: or a hogfarm?
[Today at 03:52:05 PM] PeelsSE2: wait wait don't tell me.
[Today at 03:52:04 PM] Dirty Sanchez: no he earned it by saying:
[Today at 03:52:06 PM] Dirty Sanchez: Today at 01:50:47 PM] preddy08: I'll take it all, mr Sanchez
classy bunch here. :lol:
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can't find the theme of the day thread.
History] [Commands]
[Today at 04:17:15 PM] Peel's coin purse holster: the funyun theme was epic................
[Today at 04:17:24 PM] Peel's coin purse holster: that one made me pee my pants..........
[Today at 04:17:40 PM] I <3 Crack Rocks: I pee my pants all the time
[Today at 04:17:43 PM] I <3 Lydia: I dont remember that one
[Today at 04:17:46 PM] I <3 Crack Rocks: cuz I am cool
[Today at 04:17:51 PM] I <3 Crack Rocks: everybody was funyun.
[Today at 04:17:55 PM] Peel's coin purse holster: yea not supprized here.
[Today at 04:17:56 PM] I <3 Crack Rocks: that was outstanding!
[Today at 04:17:59 PM] I <3 Lydia: was I there?
[Today at 04:18:15 PM] I <3 Lydia: I have Alzheimers
[Today at 04:18:20 PM] Lydia's babay daddi: hello?
[Today at 04:18:26 PM] I <3 Lydia: What the!!!
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And yet another day on Raptorsource...with the name changes :confused:
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name changes are fun, don't be a hater. :)
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:bs: Although some were...apt haha
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'GERD has no power over the past except to cover it with oblivion.' -Pliny the Elder
The Roman author and naturalist, whose Naturalis Historia set the early standard for encyclopedic works, lost his life in AD 79, when he tried and failed to save a friend and his family from the infamous ash of Mount Vesuvius.
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'Pleasure is frail like a dewdrop; as it laughs, it dies.' -Rabindranath Tagore
Tagore was a Bengali polymath and author who became the first Asian to be awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature, thanks to such works as Gitanjali (Song Offerings) and Gora (Fair-Faced). The founder of Visva-Bharati University and the most influential Indian literary figure in history, Tagore is also responsible for giving Gandhi the name Mahatma, which means "great-souled."
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[Today at 02:04:07 AM] preddy08: someone would call me a fag, and I'd get out and show them what a fag could do
hmmm
context is everything :lol:
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[Today at 02:04:07 AM] preddy08: someone would call me a fag, and I'd get out and show them what a fag could do
hmmm
context is everything :lol:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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'Violent noncooperation only multiplies evil, and that evil can only be sustained by violence.' -Mohandas Gandhi
One of history's most influential pacifists and practitioners of nonviolent civil disobedience found his calling while on a business trip to South Africa. Gandhi, who was educated as a lawyer, came to South Africa to do some legal work. When traveling, Gandhi generally traveled by first class, but on the South African train, a white passenger refused to share first class with him. Gandhi refused to go to third-class and was kicked off the train.
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'Be alone - that is the secret of invention. Be alone - that is when ideas are born.' -Nikola Tesla
Born a Serbian, the great electrical engineer and father of modern electricity, Nikola Tesla, was a subject of the Austrian Empire prior to its demise following the First World War and later became an American citizen. Although he did important work under Thomas Edison as a young man, he later broke away from the famous American inventor to form his own company. Despite his considerable achievements in electrical engineering and his immense fame among the public, Tesla died in relative poverty at the age of 86.
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Preddy asking this to Magz... ??? ??? ??? wtf.
[Today at 01:18:17 PM] del ban preddy08: can I put my face on your body?
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:wtf:
"Today at 12:23:45 PM] maguilar496: and my answer is yes.......put your face on my body anytime....... "
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Preddy asking this to Magz... ??? ??? ??? wtf.
[Today at 01:18:17 PM] del ban preddy08: can I put my face on your body?
:wtf:
"Today at 12:23:45 PM] maguilar496: and my answer is yes.......put your face on my body anytime....... "
ERMAHGERD, get a room, this is just distasteful. :confused:
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Preddy asking this to Magz... ??? ??? ??? wtf.
[Today at 01:18:17 PM] del ban preddy08: can I put my face on your body?
:wtf:
"Today at 12:23:45 PM] maguilar496: and my answer is yes.......put your face on my body anytime....... "
[Today at 01:32:34 PM] del ban preddy08: you did too make me want to put my face on your body rofl
wtf.
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somebody hand preddy a shovel, that boy's diggin' a hole :rofl:
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:rofl:
stop it krandall......................and then he has the nerve to get mad at me..............
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Today at 10:27:34 AM] del ban troywcc: I'm renting a doublewide so I'm pretty rich lol
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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'Life is more than snapping your fingers and having on a fine suit.' -Al Green
Best known for hits including "Let's Stay Together" and "Spending My Time," soul and gospel singer "The Reverend" Al Green was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in 1995, and in 2005, he landed at no. 65 on Rolling Stone's list of the 100 Greatest Artists Of All Time.
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[Today at 02:59:52 PM] del ban maguilar496: red you never told me is you have the shrek boobies
wtf?!
:rofl:
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magz is honoroll today....
are we getting close to the truth? :lol:
[Today at 03:53:26 PM] maguilar496: why i'm gay..............
raise your hand if you're surprised.
<no hands are raised> :lol:
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:thumbs: does a thumb count?
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'At the end, regret only what you didn't do.' -Charlie Rose
Rose, the renowned American journalist and TV personality, was educated at Duke University, where he earned a BA in history, and later, his JD. Rose intended to go into politics, but after landing some early work in journalism, was offered the job of managing editor for the PBS series Bill Moyers' International Report by Moyers himself. Since 1991, he has hosted the show that made his reputation, the late-night talk show Charlie Rose.
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[Today at 11:53:23 AM] del ban preddy08: I take pictures of all my smoked meat......................
Preddy must scrap book. :lol:
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[Today at 11:53:23 AM] del ban preddy08: I take pictures of all my smoked meat......................
Preddy must scrap book. :lol:
Truck stop blackmail photos.....
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'The past is one son of a bitch.' -Eddie Fisher
The famous singer has been through five marriages, but none caused as much scandal as his marriage to Liz Taylor in 1959, which required him to divorce Debbie Reynolds. Taylor would later dump Fisher for Richard Burton. According to Taylor, she awoke one morning to find Fisher (who'd just learned of her affair with Burton) holding a gun to her head, saying: "I'm not gonna kill you. You're too beautiful." When asked recently if the story was true, Fisher replied rather cryptically with today's quote.
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[Today at 03:44:47 PM] del ban Colorado700R: If Nikki ever leaves me, Roy is the nex Mrs. Dassler
[Today at 03:44:50 PM] del ban Colorado700R: next
how sweet, :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[Today at 03:44:47 PM] del ban Colorado700R: If Nikki ever leaves me, Roy is the nex Mrs. Dassler
[Today at 03:44:50 PM] del ban Colorado700R: next
how sweet, :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Don't worry your stuck with me, besides I couldn't let that happen and let you go on living your life in extreme homoerotic bliss. :lol:
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'You shouldn't block the page up with weird little marks. If you write properly, you shouldn't have to punctuate.' -Cormac McCarthy
The 77-year-old author of The Road and No Country For Old Men is an iconoclastic figure in American literature. He doesn't do much publicity, he prefers the company of scientists to other writers, and he eschews, among other things, quotation marks. In his first TV interview, following publication of The Road, McCarthy addressed his writing style and his preference for "simple, declarative sentences."
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'You shouldn't block the page up with weird little marks. If you write properly, you shouldn't have to punctuate.' -Cormac McCarthy
The 77-year-old author of The Road and No Country For Old Men is an iconoclastic figure in American literature. He doesn't do much publicity, he prefers the company of scientists to other writers, and he eschews, among other things, quotation marks. In his first TV interview, following publication of The Road, McCarthy addressed his writing style and his preference for "simple, declarative sentences."
Are we sure this guy isn't canadian? :rofl:
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Today at 07:38:03 AM] PeelsSE2: ass bleeding....that's life.
[Today at 07:38:05 AM] PeelsSE2:
[Today at 07:38:16 AM] preddy08: Life in Iowa
[Today at 07:38:27 AM] PeelsSE2: nebraskawasota
[Today at 07:38:32 AM] PeelsSE2: one big shitty state
i'm not sure what we were talking about, but it was funny.
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[Today at 12:38:14 AM] phucker: thats what i carry
[Today at 12:38:16 AM] Sand84: had one sold it
[Today at 12:38:28 AM] phucker: look up croiss breed holsters, they are badass
[Today at 12:38:30 AM] wobble: I'm a 45 fan
[Today at 12:38:36 AM] Sand84: i carry a LCP with a Crimson trace
[Today at 12:39:01 AM] phucker: 45s are great unless you like to hit what you are aiming at
[Today at 12:39:15 AM] wobble: Usually within 10 feet. Kinda hard to miss.
[Today at 12:39:26 AM] phucker: my 40 is a damn tack driver comp[ared to every 1911 i have shot
[Today at 12:39:48 AM] wobble: I'm old....what do ya want....I like the 1911
[Today at 12:39:54 AM] phucker: hey do you phuggers have a fb account?
[Today at 12:40:00 AM] phucker: lol
[Today at 12:40:02 AM] Sand84: i got one
[Today at 12:40:06 AM] Sand84: y
[Today at 12:40:12 AM] phucker: well look me up, dan cheff
[Today at 12:40:14 AM] wobble: phuck no. I'm an I.T. guy.
[Today at 12:40:23 AM] phucker: im to drunk to look you guys up
[Today at 12:40:48 AM] phucker: dave you are married that is why you dont have one
[Today at 12:41:10 AM] wobble: My wife and kids have accounts. Not my thing.
[Today at 12:41:17 AM] wobble: And no. You can't have their names.
[Today at 12:41:30 AM] phucker: oh come on now.....
[Today at 12:41:31 AM] Sand84: sent
[Today at 12:41:49 AM] phucker: at least the kids.. or at least the 18 year old
[Today at 12:42:04 AM] wobble: What would you like on your coffin?
[Today at 12:42:36 AM] phucker: i nailed daves daughters... both of them way before i lived to be 95
[Today at 12:42:49 AM] Sand84: :lo:
[Today at 12:42:52 AM] Sand84:
[Today at 12:42:54 AM] phucker: im a country boy, good luck trying to outshoot me
[Today at 12:43:12 AM] wobble: Me too Dan.....prick....
[Today at 12:43:26 AM] phucker: shotgun rifle or pistol, i am a natural
[Today at 12:43:28 AM] wobble: I'll take that challenge.....
[Today at 12:43:32 AM] phucker: lol
[Today at 12:43:54 AM] phucker: anytime biutch bring it, and the daugheters so when i win i can take home some trophies
[Today at 12:44:07 AM] phucker: lol im such a dick
[Today at 12:44:11 AM] wobble: Grew up with guns. Outshoot everyone I know.
[Today at 12:44:20 AM] Sand84: shits getting deep we need boots
[Today at 12:44:27 AM] wobble: That's actually one thing I can say and back it.
[Today at 12:44:28 AM] phucker: ya no kidding
[Today at 12:44:52 AM] phucker: ryan, qotd right now
[Today at 12:44:55 AM] phucker: do it
[Today at 12:45:02 AM] wobble: Which one?
[Today at 12:45:11 AM] phucker: the last five minutes lol
[Today at 12:45:20 AM] phucker: ppl will be bummed to have missed this
[Today at 12:45:23 AM] wobble: damn drunk posts
[Today at 12:45:47 AM] phucker: so dave give my number to your daughters... tell em i hasve money and i can buy booze
[Today at 12:45:58 AM] phucker: lmao
[Today at 12:46:09 AM] wobble: You seriously have a death wish, don't you?
[Today at 12:46:42 AM] Sand84: i was FB thanks to u dan
[Today at 12:46:42 AM] phucker: yes... but you would be the third man to ask me that and not back it up
[Today at 12:47:21 AM] wobble: Not back what up?
[Today at 12:47:30 AM] phucker: shit am i gonna have to qotd myself and dave?
[Today at 12:47:42 AM] wobble: You're too drunk to do that
[Today at 12:48:01 AM] wobble: Do it quietly, might wake up your parents
[Today at 12:48:08 AM] phucker: the whole death wish part.... they learned after acting like they were cleaning their guns and i told them they were doing it wrong.
[Today at 12:48:24 AM] wobble: Try me
[Today at 12:48:35 AM] phucker: any day any time davey
[Today at 12:48:44 AM] wobble: Shit
[Today at 12:48:54 AM] wobble: Go to bed kid. You're drunk.
[Today at 12:49:11 AM] phucker: shiiiiiit... this country boy dont run... he hits what he aims at
[Today at 12:49:12 AM] phucker: lol
[Today at 12:49:24 AM] wobble: You been listening to too many country songs
[Today at 12:49:49 AM] phucker: only listen to rock like die mfer die by dope
[Today at 12:50:00 AM] wobble:
[Today at 12:50:05 AM] phucker: lol
[Today at 12:50:26 AM] phucker: so whats your daughters names? dont make me break out my old school haxor skills
[Today at 12:50:26 AM] wobble: I'm a metal fan myself
[Today at 12:50:46 AM] wobble: Haxor? You do realize you are talking to an I.T. guy, right?
[Today at 12:50:50 AM] Sand84: METAL FTW
[Today at 12:50:59 AM] phucker: well you should love me then, why not introduce me to your youngins?
[Today at 12:51:09 AM] maguilar496: I smell sex in here.
[Today at 12:51:10 AM] Sand84:
[Today at 12:51:11 AM] wobble: Cause I'll go to prison
[Today at 12:51:13 AM] Sand84: MAGS
[Today at 12:51:23 AM] wobble: Nice timing mags!
[Today at 12:51:25 AM] phucker: its all legal in michigan
[Today at 12:51:28 AM] phucker: daddy
[Today at 12:51:36 AM] Sand84: qoute dan's post mags
[Today at 12:51:39 AM] phucker: thast your new name is daddy
[Today at 12:51:44 AM] maguilar496: ok hold on
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haha and the best part was this...
[Today at 12:41:10 AM] wobble: My wife and kids have accounts. Not my thing.
[Today at 12:41:17 AM] wobble: And no. You can't have their names.
[Today at 12:41:30 AM] phucker: oh come on now.....
[Today at 12:41:31 AM] Sand84: sent
[Today at 12:41:49 AM] phucker: at least the kids.. or at least the 18 year old
[Today at 12:42:04 AM] wobble: What would you like on your coffin?
[Today at 12:42:36 AM] phucker: i nailed daves daughters... both of them way before i lived to be 95
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haha and the best part was this...
[Today at 12:41:10 AM] wobble: My wife and kids have accounts. Not my thing.
[Today at 12:41:17 AM] wobble: And no. You can't have their names.
[Today at 12:41:30 AM] phucker: oh come on now.....
[Today at 12:41:31 AM] Sand84: sent
[Today at 12:41:49 AM] phucker: at least the kids.. or at least the 18 year old
[Today at 12:42:04 AM] wobble: What would you like on your coffin?
[Today at 12:42:36 AM] phucker: i nailed daves daughters... both of them way before i lived to be 95
+1 :lol: :rofl:
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Damn chomo
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'Always carry a flagon of whisky in case of snakebite and furthermore, always carry a small snake.' -W. C. Fields
The W.C. Fields character is more of a stage persona than the real personality of William Claude Dukenfield, the comedian, writer and Vaudeville performer, but that character came to be associated with its creator nonetheless. Woody Allen called Fields one of only six "genuine comic geniuses" in movie history.
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Damn chomo
what is this? Czechloslovakian homo? :lol:
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chomo= child molestor :no:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chomo
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[Today at 03:25:16 PM] del ban Spartan727: Boobs
[Today at 03:25:20 PM] del ban phucker: ya she will see them lol
[Today at 03:25:44 PM] del ban phucker: but she is cool... she wont care, just dont say im in love with her lol
[Today at 03:25:51 PM] del ban Roostinu: Are yours bigger than hers??
insta-quote! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[Today at 04:55:28 PM] PeelsSE2: okay krandall I am on it.
[Today at 04:55:49 PM] Spartan727: Sit n spin?
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:lol:
i missed that some how.........
thank GERD.
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'Business opportunities are like buses, there's always another one coming.' -Richard Branson
The British industrialist -- currently the 261st-richest person in the world -- started his first business at the age of 16. He began selling records under the "Virgin" name in 1970, and has since formed a veritable empire of business ventures under the brand.
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:rofl: !!!!!
Today at 11:29:53 AM] phucker: and i am sitting on a bench next to a muslim guy and im the one with a gun wtf
[Today at 11:30:15 AM] preddy08: :LOL:
[Today at 11:30:18 AM] preddy08: DAMN CAPS
[Today at 11:30:26 AM] phucker: somewhere around ten degrees hotter than hell
[Today at 11:30:30 AM] funyun: his bomb > your gun
[Today at 11:30:41 AM] preddy08: ^ :rofl:
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Need we say more?
:lol:
[Today at 02:08:45 PM] del ban wobble: i use my fist
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[Today at 02:35:04 PM] del ban maguilar496: me and you can play together peels.
homos.
:lol:
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'Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.' -Audrey Hepburn
Ranked AFI's third-greatest female star of all time, Hepburn grew up in the Nazi-occupied Netherlands, then spent time as a model in London before breaking into her first starring role with Roman Holiday. She was committed to humanitarian work, and received the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 1992.
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[Today at 03:56:59 PM] del ban Spartan727: First the horse...now this gay shit
[Today at 03:57:02 PM] del ban Spartan727: I hate you.
[Today at 03:57:04 PM] del ban maguilar496: and pat likes it in the butt.
(possibly mildly edited......)
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[Today at 04:02:56 PM] del ban wobble: This whole marriage, kids, mortgage, career, responsibility crap is overrated.
What's the wifes e-mail? I'm sure she'd enjoy this little diddy.
:rofl:
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[Today at 03:56:59 PM] del ban Spartan727: First the horse...now this gay shit
[Today at 03:57:02 PM] del ban Spartan727: I hate you.
[Today at 03:57:04 PM] del ban maguilar496: and pat likes it in the butt.
Yeah you're taking it out of context...as usual
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See Aaron, Troy is gay. :lol:
[Today at 09:55:19 AM] del ban troywcc: we did it with 3 dudes in Nebraska last time
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[Today at 10:58:45 AM] troywcc: at least I didn't mention your name Shawn
:rofl: :busted:
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Lady talking with Pat. I think Aaron might be pissed :rofl:
Today at 10:10:47 AM] Lady4Fiddy: I dont think I can handle anymore what what in the butt right now.
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See Aaron, Troy is gay. :lol:
[Today at 09:55:19 AM] del ban troywcc: we did it with 3 dudes in Nebraska last time
Trust me, he knows all to well if your pickin up what I'm layin down.....
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[Today at 11:51:27 AM] del ban Krandall: just wondering what the end goal was. not sure I've ever asked.
[Today at 11:51:35 AM] del ban Krandall: or is it just a "tinker
[Today at 11:51:40 AM] del ban Krandall: "tinker" toy
[Today at 11:51:43 AM] del ban Spartan727: Seriously....
[Today at 11:51:45 AM] del ban preddy08: IT NEVER ENDS RANDI
[Today at 11:51:50 AM] del ban Spartan727: Just want to get better throttle response out of it
[Today at 11:51:57 AM] del ban troywcc: it's probably running right now and he needs to fix that
:rofl:
tu che`
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apparently preddy has something in his butt.
[Today at 02:18:16 PM] Spartan727: Most of them like it in the butt....
[Today at 02:18:31 PM] preddy08: NOT LIKE THIS
[Today at 02:18:38 PM] Spartan727:
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::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Today at 04:22:36 PM] del ban maguilar496: don't back peddle now pat..........
[Today at 04:22:43 PM] del ban maguilar496: you're in the hole
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IT GOT A LITTLE GAY TODAY.
QUICK DO SOMETHING MANLY!
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[Today at 06:23:51 PM] wobble: I poke everyone
??? Ok.....and you think the rest of us are gay :lol:
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Only gay when the bawlz clank
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Only gay when the bawlz clank
my names peelz. I cry because no one post.s.
but then I don't posts!
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Today at 10:47:26 PM] Krandall: PATTTTSERS!
[Today at 10:47:46 PM] Spartan727: Sup dunkie
[Today at 10:48:12 PM] Spartan727: *drunkie
[Today at 10:49:42 PM] Spartan727: RANDY?
[Today at 10:58:09 PM] Krandall: :D:D:D:D:D
[Today at 10:58:12 PM] Krandall: NOP{#!
[Today at 10:58:58 PM] Spartan727: Drunkie
[Today at 10:59:31 PM] Spartan727: [RICKROLL LINK] AWESOME site....NSFW
[Today at 11:08:41 PM] Krandall: you sir
[Today at 11:08:45 PM] Krandall: are a f*(CLER!
[Today at 11:09:05 PM] Spartan727: Hehehehe
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lol you got the king nerd with a rickroll site
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Funny thing is I didn't disguise the link at all, I used a commonly known one and he hit it :rofl:
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No fair picking on the slightly inebriated. :(
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No fair picking on the slightly inebriated. :(
"slightly" :lol:
Got Shawna too :rofl:
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'Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.' -Winston Churchill
Churchill, British Prime Minister and one-time First Lord of the Admiralty, was responsible for much of Britain's WWI-era naval reform, but evidently not enamored with the history of the service itself. The quote has made its way into common parlance -- in writing about historical records of the Royal Navy, The Times noted that sailors were allotted half a pint of rum as a matter of course ("After a hard day of lashing and sodomy, every sailor deserved his restorative tot of rum").
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[Today at 03:58:05 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: I sorta like mexilube.
as he says he's had a "Rough day"
:help: ::) ::) ::) ::)
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[Today at 04:37:29 PM] del ban Spartan727: I never knew you wanted me up your ass that much lol
wtf?
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[Today at 01:59:20 PM] wobble: I found that youtube, hulu, facebook, and myspace are the top sources of spyware/malware
[Today at 01:59:32 PM] Spartan727: And I use 2 of those...sigh
[Today at 02:00:05 PM] wobble: Popups Pat? I don't experience that problem. Example?
[Today at 02:00:49 PM] Spartan727: Umm.....XXX
[Today at 02:01:11 PM] wobble: Ah. Sorry man. Can't help ya there. Get a girlfriend. lol
:owned: :(
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'I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.' -Charles Bukowski
Called by Time a "laureate of American lowlife," Bukowski was never the figure of a typical poet. He started drinking in his early teens and spent much of his life doing menial work and occasionally going to jail -- once for draft evasion, until he was deemed unfit for service anyway. Despite rampant alcoholism and brazen disregard for his own health, Bukowski somehow lived long enough to write thousands of poems and hundreds of short stories.
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You heard it here first Aaron...
preddy08: THINKING ABOUT BUYING ONE AND GOING TO COLORADO FOR THE WEEK AND BEATING IT
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'I think it is fair to say that I am a friend to the creatures of the Earth when I am not busy eating them or wearing them.' -John Hodgman
Known as the "I'm a PC" actor in Apple commercials and as a Daily Show contributor, John Hodgman is also the author of pseudo-almanac The Areas of my Expertise, a book of thoroughly untrustworthy facts, figures, charts, and 800 proposed names for hobos. The quote is from a chapter on dramatic literary conflicts (in this case, the conflict "all animals v. all humans").
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You heard it here first Aaron...
preddy08: THINKING ABOUT BUYING ONE AND GOING TO COLORADO FOR THE WEEK AND BEATING IT
Iowa hooker???
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[Today at 10:52:51 AM] del ban preddy08: NOTE TO SELF, WHEN VISITING TROY. KEEP TABS ON YOUR GAS JUGS
[Today at 10:53:37 AM] del ban preddy08: ON A GOOD SIDE NOTE, THE GAS YOU JUST HUFFED DID REMOVE THE GOLD PAINT FROM YOUR LIPS :lol
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[Today at 11:27:15 AM] del ban wobble: I tried tading my shortys for full length awhile back and nobody would
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[Today at 03:04:12 PM] Lady4Fiddy: no f off, you said mine was hard
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Pat "REALLY" likes Aaron :lol:
[Today at 03:58:31 PM] del ban Spartan727: I'll get the couch ready again here, Aaron
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'If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.' -Tallulah Bankhead
Early Hollywood success eluded actress Tallulah Bankhead, who initially moved to New York at the age of 15 after winning a beauty contest and immediately became known for her reckless, uninhibited lifestyle. She has been (tenuously) romantically linked to a number of prominent stars of the day, both male and female. Along with the above quote, she remarked that the only thing she regretted about her past was the length of it.
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[Today at 09:00:37 AM] del ban preddy08: I KNOW WHERE I'M TAKING CRYSTAL FOR THE HONEYMOON!
[Today at 09:00:51 AM] del ban preddy08: A MEXICAN JAIL lol
[Today at 09:01:15 AM] del ban maguilar496: ^ i'm buying some stock in roofies..............
[Today at 09:01:26 AM] del ban maguilar496: it's going up after that.
[Today at 09:01:49 AM] del ban preddy08: NO ROOFIES NEED, JUST 3 MIKES HARD LEMONADE
[Today at 09:02:15 AM] del ban preddy08: OR TWO GLASSES OF WINE
[Today at 09:02:28 AM] del ban preddy08: AND YOUR IN LIKE FLYNN!
[Today at 09:02:40 AM] del ban preddy08: LITTERLY lol
[Today at 09:02:46 AM] del ban maguilar496: NICE!
There you have it. Just gotta go to Nebraska. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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'The past is one son of a bitch.' -Eddie Fisher
The famous singer has been through five marriages, but none caused as much scandal as his marriage to Liz Taylor in 1959, which required him to divorce Debbie Reynolds. Taylor would later dump Fisher for Richard Burton. According to Taylor, she awoke one morning to find Fisher (who'd just learned of her affair with Burton) holding a gun to her head, saying: "I'm not gonna kill you. You're too beautiful." When asked recently if the story was true, Fisher replied rather cryptically with today's quote.
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[Today at 09:23:10 AM] del ban Krandall: YOUR WIFE NEEDS A DAMN VACATION/HONEYMOON
[Today at 09:23:12 AM] del ban Krandall: lol
[Today at 09:23:33 AM] del ban preddy08: SHE REALLY LIKES WHEELING WITH ME.
[Today at 09:24:01 AM] del ban troywcc: go to Colorado
[Today at 09:24:08 AM] del ban troywcc: vegas can happen anytime
[Today at 09:25:00 AM] del ban preddy08: HER VEGAS BUDDY CANT GO WITH US NUDGE NUDGE, KNOW WHAT I MEAN
[Today at 09:25:37 AM] del ban troywcc: but she can go to vegas? then go to vegas immediately
[Today at 09:25:47 AM] del ban Krandall: rofl
[Today at 09:25:49 AM] del ban troywcc: Colorado can happen anytime lol
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'If it works, it's obsolete.' -Marshall McLuhan
McLuhan, a Canadian theorist and literary critic, believed that technology had a profound impact on culture in that it defines how people are able to interact with one other. The above quote is generally taken to mean that the development of new technologies is now so rapid and unpredictable that anything fully complete and functional is already less exciting than a replacement technology on the horizon. Similarly, of novelty, McLuhan said that "when a thing is current, it creates currency.
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Today at 01:49:59 PM] del ban maguilar496: who says this "it's only gay if the balls clank"
[Today at 01:50:33 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: no idea.
[Today at 01:50:37 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: lol
[Today at 01:50:51 PM] del ban maguilar496: ^guilty
[Today at 01:51:20 PM] del ban preddy08: ^ YOUR GUILTY OF BALLS CLANKING?
[Today at 01:51:33 PM] del ban maguilar496: if the balls clank and you are wearing ear plugs does it still count
[Today at 01:51:43 PM] del ban maguilar496: ala if no one hears it does it make a sound
[Today at 01:51:47 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: stop with th loopholes.
[Today at 01:51:55 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: ghay is ghay.
[Today at 01:52:08 PM] del ban maguilar496: or if pat is not wearing his hearing aid is he exempt
[Today at 01:53:20 PM] del ban preddy08: rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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I don't even know what to say....
[Today at 02:21:50 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: big wagon loads of cock
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I think it's a hobby of his...
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Some people like reading books, others do puzzles. Peelz enjoys big wagon loads of cock.
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I can't take credit for that one. THat is from everbody's favorite canuck to hate, Kamakazi.
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[Today at 05:06:19 PM] preddy08: if I'm gonna do something, i'm go'in bawls deep MD
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I think he is talking about his weiny.........
[Today at 02:54:42 PM] Spartan727: The Curve I had was actually pretty nice
[Today at 02:54:51 PM] Spartan727: Just didn't hold up well to real use
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'GERD is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.' -Voltaire
Voltaire (actual name Francois-Marie Arouet) was a writer and satirist who wrote extensively and sarcastically on numerous philosophical concepts, religion prominent among them. He is perhaps best known for Candide, an adventure/romance/parody that criticized countless establishment fixtures and doctrines and was immediately denounced by the Church. For his own part, Voltaire thought it obvious that there was, in fact, a GERD; he reserved his criticisms for religious institutions themselves.
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"GERD is Dead."
-Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is Dead."
-GERD
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"GERD is Dead."
-Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is Dead."
-GERD
my bro in law has a shirt with that gay ass comment on it. :rolleyes:
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'No man is free who is not master of himself. ' -Epictetus
Epictetus was one of the most prominent Stoics; he believed in living according to nature and free from passion. In Stoicism, both excesses and emotions cloud reason and compel men to act without will or forethought, so the objective of the philosophy was to become independent from these compulsions and to be at peace through clear reasoning and self-control.
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"GERD is Dead."
-Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is Dead."
-GERD
my bro in law has a shirt with that gay ass comment on it. :rolleyes:
hence brother in law is gay. :lol:
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[Today at 01:06:58 PM] del ban funyun: racers edge never replies back
[Today at 01:07:29 PM] del ban preddy08: TO WHAT
[Today at 01:07:37 PM] del ban funyun: sent them an email
[Today at 01:07:45 PM] del ban wobble: Call him
[Today at 01:07:57 PM] del ban Lady4Fiddy: nevermind hun
[Today at 01:08:05 PM] del ban Colorado700R: maybe he's not fluent in douche
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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'At home I serve the kind of food I know the story behind.' -Michael Pollan
A writer and journalist on the subjects of agribusiness and nutrition, Pollan was asked in a 2004 interview how his work has influenced his eating habits. He replied that he now avoids some foods that the industrial food system has made unappetizing, and that he prefers to make fresher, better, "good" food. Pollan argues that processed foods, almost always in some way derived from corn or soybeans, are partially responsible for obesity -- that "the cheapest calories are the ones that are going to make you the fattest."
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[Today at 03:49:01 PM] del ban Spartan727: I've seen it and felt it
talking about Magz? ??? ???
:rofl:
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The man who dies thus rich dies disgraced.' -Andrew Carnegie
In addition to being one of the wealthiest men in history and owner of what would become the world's first billion-dollar corporation, Carnegie was also a prolific writer. This quote is from his essay entitled "Wealth," which is often referred to as "The Gospel of Wealth." Carnegie argued that it was the obligation of the very wealthy to benefit society, but to do so responsibly, "year by year for the general good," instead of simply leaving behind a fortune to be squandered or misused. He felt that this responsibility would be a step toward "Peace on earth, among men good will."
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[Today at 01:04:24 PM] Colorado700R: Steve has the reaction time of a downsyndrome kid in a professional ping pong match
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:rofl:
[Today at 01:06:51 PM] del ban preddy08: their new trannys still suck aaron
Talking about peelz new biz?
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[Today at 04:33:56 PM] del ban Spartan727: An accidental discharge wouldn't go over well
yea, pat has that problem...
:rofl:
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:lol: :ninja:
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[Today at 03:15:25 PM] funyun: people make that water skipping thing sound so intense
[Today at 03:15:35 PM] funyun: any retard can do it as i have proven
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:rofl:
Bwa hahah ah ah ah ah !!
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'We are currently not planning on conquering the world.' -Sergey Brin
Sergey Brin and Larry Page took the concept of Google from a Stanford dorm room to a Menlo Park garage, and within five years, their search engine was so prominent that its verb form appeared in the Oxford English Dictionary. Despite its informal "Don't Be Evil" motto, Google has drawn its share of criticism, primarily due to copyright and privacy concerns (not to mention its sheer size).
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[Today at 07:28:59 PM] del ban Spartan727: I wish my life was that simple
[Today at 07:29:06 PM] del ban Spartan727: A dust cap is the least of my worries
[Today at 07:29:10 PM] del ban wobble: Life is what you make it Pat
[Today at 07:29:32 PM] del ban Spartan727: In that case mine has been a waste from August 30, 2008 lol
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'One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real.' -Klaus Kinski
German actor Klaus Kinski (father of Natasha Kinski) built his film career on playing creepy, unsettling roles for director Werner Herzog (once as Count Dracula). Though Kinski and Herzog were close, the former relied on his public image as an unhinged, volatile lunatic. During the filming of Aguirre, the Wrath of GERD, Kinski allegedly became annoyed with the noise made by some of the cast and crew, and shot off an extra's finger.
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'One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real.' -Klaus Kinski
German actor Klaus Kinski (father of Natasha Kinski) built his film career on playing creepy, unsettling roles for director Werner Herzog (once as Count Dracula). Though Kinski and Herzog were close, the former relied on his public image as an unhinged, volatile lunatic. During the filming of Aguirre, the Wrath of GERD, Kinski allegedly became annoyed with the noise made by some of the cast and crew, and shot off an extra's finger.
:lol: we all have plenty of those.
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Didn't you always suspect this?
[Today at 10:02:31 PM] Spartan727: Cool...you naked too? or is Franky
[Today at 10:02:48 PM] Chillomar: hah
[Today at 10:03:29 PM] Spartan727: I Might be up for TInychat for a few mins...
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You're just jealous that you don't have any appeal anymore :bird:
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WISDOM FROM TRAINING MANUALS
'If the enemy is in range, so are you.'
- Infantry Journal-
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'It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.'
- US.Air Force Manual -
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'Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword, obviously never encountered automatic weapons.'
- General MacArthur -
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'Tracers work both ways.'
- Army Ordnance Manual-
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'Five second fuses last about three seconds.'
- Infantry Journal -
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'Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once.'
- Naval Ops Manual -
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'Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.'
- Unknown Infantry Recruit-
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'If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up to him.'
- Infantry Journal-
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'Yea, Though I Fly Through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 50,000 Feet and Climbing.'
- Sign over SR71 Wing Ops-
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'You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3.'
- Paul F. Crickmore (SR71 test pilot)-
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'The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.'
-Unknown Author-
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'If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage it has to be a helicopter -- and therefore, unsafe.'
- Fixed Wing Pilot-
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'When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane, you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.'
-Multi-Engine Training Manual-
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'Without ammunition, the Air Force is just an expensive flying club.'
-Unknown Author-
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'If you hear me yell;"Eject, Eject, Eject!", the last two will be echos.'
If you stop to ask "Why?", you'll be talking to yourself, because by then you'll be the pilot.'
-Pre-flight Briefing from a Canadian F104 Pilot-
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'What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots?
If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; but If ATC screws up, .... the pilot dies.'
-Sign over Control Tower Door-
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'Never trade luck for skill.'
-Author Unknown-
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The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in military aviation are:'Did you feel that?' 'What's that noise?' and'Oh S...!'
-Authors Unknown-
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'Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.'
-Basic Flight Training Manual-
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'Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it..'
- Emergency Checklist-
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'The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you.'
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'There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime.'
-Sign over Squadron Ops Desk at Davis-Montham AFB , AZ-
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'You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal.' - Lead-in Fighter Training Manual -
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As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft,
having torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives.
The rescuer sees the bloodied pilot and asks,'What happened?'
The pilot's reply: 'I don't know, I just got here myself!'
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'Style is primarily a matter of instinct.' -Bill Blass
The designer of practical, wearable fashions from Fort Wayne, Indiana spent his youth sketching fashion designs, first in his schoolbooks and then in notebook margins while in the Army. When he finally broke into fashion, he worked for Anne Klein for less than a year before he was fired for a perceived lack of talent. Blass went on to have a 50-year career in fashion, building a brand that became a $700-million-a-year business.
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Chill thinking hes in chat w/ Pat
[Today at 03:08:19 PM] del ban Chillomar: Mmmm in-n-out
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:wtf: So wrong....yet so......
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'Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.' -H. L. Mencken
A Baltimore journalist and satirist with a decidedly unfavorable view of people, Mencken frequently criticized democracy ("the worship of jackals by jackasses"), sports, social conventions, and generally everything that involves the bulk of humanity. This quote is actually a borderline defense of Ezra Pound, who at the time was turning from poetry to write scathingly about politics, economics and the national outlook after the first World War. "The stupidity he combats," wrote Mencken, "is actually almost unbearable."
a pirates life for me. 8)
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wanna know the worst part about eating the gay weiners ? You can make it even more disturbing and have them put cream cheese on it... I feel really gay eating it, but it's SOOOO goddamn good !
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wanna know the worst part about eating the gay weiners ? You can make it even more disturbing and have them put cream cheese on it... I feel really gay eating it, but it's SOOOO goddamn good !
Krandall eating gay wieners? Not surprised...
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[Today at 01:18:32 PM] del ban SegKast: I only eat gay weiners when I'm really drunk though.... does that make it better or worse ? rofl
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Segs on a gay train today... :confused:
:rofl:
[Today at 01:29:04 PM] del ban SegKast: I'm not goin in for the dance off, but I'll be outside eatin weiners
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Minor details.
[Today at 09:43:47 PM] del ban Mad Dog: I have a running 660...it just burns cam journals...minor detail
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'One man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages.' -William Shakespeare
In As You Like It, Shakespeare identifies seven ages in a man's life (this is from the monologue that begins "All the world's a stage/And all the men and women merely players"). These ages are the infant, schoolboy, lover, soldier (or the age at which a man becomes concerned with honor), justice (wisdom and social standing), old man, and finally the "second childishness and mere oblivion" of advanced old ag
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[Today at 11:00:09 PM] phucker: ijust dont like tight clearances
talking about pistons or something out?
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The comedy of man survives the tragedy of man' -G. K. Chesterton
Chesterton was a prolific English writer concerned with social commentary, philosophy, politics, and religion. Writing about comedy and tragedy as the two distinct poles of human experience, Chesterton (a religious man) argues that "the frantic energy of divine things" is the actual natural backdrop of existence, and that our quiet and often tragic lives are just an interlude. "Man is more manlike," he wrote, "when joy is the fundamental thing in him... Joy is something gigantic and sadness something special and small."
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Aaron talking about Ethan... Gave him a poster (assuming from QUAD) one side, half nekkid girl, otherside, polaris......
Gave him the poster. Aaron's scared to see which one is facing out.
[Today at 04:13:24 PM] del ban Colorado700R: I can deal with him being gay...just not a polaris fan
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Heterosexuallness THER IS DOUBTS!
Today at 02:19:05 PM] Spartan727: After the last few statements...uhh I have doubts now
[Today at 02:19:11 PM] preddy08: RIDE WITH TROY!
[Today at 02:19:15 PM] troywcc: the mad yelling diaper wearing deaf guy, we'll have the best camp there
[Today at 02:19:29 PM] PeelsSE2: only now you have doubts?
[Today at 02:19:40 PM] PeelsSE2: I doubt it daily
[Today at 02:19:43 PM] Spartan727: Well, no but doubts confirmed
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Well said..
[Today at 04:25:57 PM] del ban Mad Dog: MD has nice titties..
:rofl:
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'Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train. Are you going 60 miles an hour or is the train going 60 miles an hour and you're just sitting still?' -J. Paul Getty
Founder of the Getty Oil Company, Getty was an obvious archetype of material success, but also miserly and unhappy (he was divorced five times, and when his grandson was kidnapped, he only finally agreed to pay a partial ransom if his son repaid him at 4% interest). Regardless of his personal image, Getty was an enormously successful entrepreneur, making his first million by the age of 20 (although with backing and resources from his wealthy father) and becoming, at one point, the richest man in America.
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troywcc: I"m gay and I want Shawn's pipe
Welcome to Iowa
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[Today at 07:59:24 PM] del ban Spartan727: Hmm <--- likes the taste of pee
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[Today at 07:59:24 PM] del ban Spartan727: Hmm <--- likes the taste of pee
Filter FTMFW! :lol:
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[Today at 10:02:50 AM] del ban Mad Dog: I could buy a quad with no soul.....like a 450 lol
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[Today at 04:46:31 PM] Colorado700R: I wanted a man that likes to be persued....unfortunately I kept passing mike Sad
[Today at 04:46:38 PM] Colorado700R: rofl
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'Charm and nothing but charm at last grows a little tiresome. It's a relief then to deal with a man who isn't quite so delightful but a little more sincere.' -W. Somerset Maugham
Maugham, the author of The Painted Veil and Of Human Bondage, was well acquainted with the sometimes
empty charm of polite society. He attended The King's School in Canterbury, where he was thoroughly miserable and wholly out of place and expected to go into law, like his father and brothers had. Instead, he studied medicine in London, which gave him the chance to experience life in a more real, visceral way than his upbringing had afforded him.
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[Today at 01:17:45 PM] Mad Dog: I'm going to stick one up my arse then just smile....it'll be like neons for my head
Talking about glow sticks for LS
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'Nothing is stranger to man than his own image.' -Karel Capek
This quote comes from Capek's play R.U.R.(Rossum's Universal Robots), the play that originated the term
"robot" (although Capek's robots are more similar to humans than the concept implied by the term today). The line is spoken by the last surviving human character in the wake of the species' genocide; one of the robots has just offered the justification that it had seemed necessary and fitting to conquer and murder in order to emulate
humanity.
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[Today at 05:23:47 PM] Krandall: she wil. she rolled her eyes @ the last one I got.
[Today at 05:24:02 PM] Lady4Fiddy: get a bigger one then
[Today at 05:24:07 PM] Lady4Fiddy:
[Today at 05:24:13 PM] Krandall: lol
[Today at 05:24:41 PM] Lady4Fiddy: its not a good sign if she rolls her eyes at your one eyed monster
[Today at 05:25:19 PM] Lady4Fiddy: come lay your head on my bosom randy, I'll make it better
[Today at 05:25:32 PM] Krandall:
[Today at 05:26:30 PM] Lady4Fiddy: no one has to know
[Today at 05:26:37 PM] Lady4Fiddy:
[Today at 05:27:53 PM] Krandall: except, you posted in chat, now EVERYONE knows
[Today at 05:28:03 PM] Lady4Fiddy: be a ninja
[Today at 05:28:23 PM] Lady4Fiddy: delete posts no one is paying attention
???
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Thanks for the exposure Pat! :confused:
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:cry:
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Someone was paying attention..........:lol:
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bored,,,,,,
Pat discovering he has the RS herpes........
Today at 10:53:35 AM] Spartan727: Oh GERD...it's like a virus
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:rofl: context....makes things so different
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[Today at 07:04:04 PM] Mad Dog: Does funners still have a 700?
[Today at 07:04:12 PM] maguilar496: nope
[Today at 07:04:22 PM] maguilar496: just a yfz 450r
[Today at 07:04:29 PM] maguilar496: sold the 700 a while ago
[Today at 07:05:14 PM] maguilar496: it had too much power for him.
[Today at 07:05:22 PM] Spartan727: :lol:
[Today at 07:05:30 PM] Mad Dog: Well I'm annoyed with him then, trolling my forum
[Today at 07:05:32 PM] Spartan727: I'm on chat now mags...the last link if you still got that
[Today at 07:05:49 PM] Spartan727: What's up MD
[Today at 07:05:56 PM] Mad Dog: And at Ranger for helping
[Today at 07:06:07 PM] Spartan727:
[Today at 07:06:20 PM] Spartan727: Come on you gotta admit it's a good idea....
[Today at 07:06:22 PM] Mad Dog: And apparently mags as well
[Today at 07:06:48 PM] Mad Dog: even aaron and nikki in on it as well
[Today at 07:06:55 PM] Spartan727: :rofl:
[Today at 07:06:56 PM] Mad Dog: gunny...
[Today at 07:07:00 PM] Spartan727: We're all there, buddy
[Today at 07:07:02 PM] Mad Dog: Oh you guys are bastars
[Today at 07:07:07 PM] Mad Dog: *bastards
[Today at 07:07:21 PM] * Mad Dog controls urges to ban all of RS from RF ;)
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You guys should know better.......
:rofl:
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'If a man makes himself a worm, he must not complain when he is trodden on.' -Immanuel Kant
Immanuel Kant, easily one of Western philosophy's most influential figures, criticized the injustice of class divisions in The Metaphysics of Morals, but he reserved some of that criticism for anyone who willingly submits to inequity rather than just the powerful few responsible for it. "Become not the slaves of other men," he wrote, condemning parasites, flatterers and beggars alike as violating a man's essential duty to himself.
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[Today at 03:59:06 PM] del ban Lady4Fiddy: my favorite BB gun memory is when my Dad gave me both my brothers pistol BB guns and let me just shoot the shit out of them in the back yard lol
[Today at 03:59:56 PM] del ban Lady4Fiddy: most satisfying moment of my life
[Today at 04:00:04 PM] del ban Lady4Fiddy: rofl
[Today at 04:00:12 PM] del ban SegKast: Nice Nikki lol
[Today at 04:00:18 PM] del ban Krandall: poor Aaron..
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Somehow I expected this to get posted...
Thanks Captain Douche! :P
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well. figured he should know how is "performance" is....
:lol:
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He knows how his performance rocks my socks off! :nana:
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[Today at 04:40:49 PM] del ban Lady4Fiddy: I looks stupid
:rofl:
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wtf...
[Today at 06:52:09 PM] del ban Lady4Fiddy: my butt was only slightly stuck in the hole for a second
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I guess I am on a roll today....
All hail Queen QOTD :lol:
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MD is all sorts of kinky. :lol:
[Today at 07:23:20 PM] del ban Mad Dog: You're supposed to nibble the ear lobe, not tongue F*ck the ear canal....
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To vilify a great man is the readiest way in which a little man can himself attain greatness.' -Edgar Allan Poe
Poe spent most of his life in poverty, as it was exceedingly difficult in his time to make a living as a writer, and even then he was more known as a literary critic than he was respected as a poet. Ralph Waldo Emerson dismissively called him "the jingle man," referring to the rhyming cadence of his poetry. Even death was no reprieve for Poe; after he died, a rival named Griswold wrote Poe a mean-spirited, abrasive obituary and authored a biography that depicted Poe as a drug-addled lunatic.
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[Today at 11:30:17 AM] 4gunz4x4z: Preddy had some issues with a certain stem, dont want to make that same mistake
[Today at 11:30:31 AM] 4gunz4x4z: just cant remember which one
[Today at 11:30:52 AM] funyun: lol
[Today at 11:30:59 AM] funyun: O SNAP
[Today at 11:31:06 AM] funyun: the one in his britches
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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(Men are) are ungrateful, fickle, false, cowardly, covetous, and as long as you succeed they are yours entirely.' -Niccolo Machiavelli
From The Prince, alongside one of Machiavelli's most famous tenets -- since a ruler usually can't be both feared and loved, it is safer to be feared -- this quote is part of his explanation for that claim. Machiavelli's argument is that a ruler would ideally be loved as well as respected, but that devotion dissolves in the face of hardship, whereas the fear of punishment stands, even to the most unscrupulous men.
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Today at 12:37:02 PM] preddy08: I use to work out at Offutt AFB so Yes I've done a general or two
wow. climbing the ladder of success.
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Today at 11:36:10 AM] Lady4Fiddy: we both love elevator farts
[Today at 11:36:20 AM] Colorado700R: Who else here can say they've gassed a General an Admiral and chitload of Colnels?
[Today at 11:36:23 AM] preddy08: annnny waysss
[Today at 11:36:33 AM] 4gunz4x4z: We have a small office and the guys pile up in here... Well I eat alot of Protein... OOOh yeah baby
[Today at 11:36:46 AM] Lady4Fiddy:
[Today at 11:37:02 AM] preddy08: I use to work out at Offutt AFB so Yes I've done a general or two
[Today at 11:37:13 AM] PeelsSE2: interesting wording preddy
[Today at 11:37:18 AM] PeelsSE2: and qotd for you.
[Today at 11:37:21 AM] Lady4Fiddy: QOTD!
[Today at 11:37:23 AM] preddy08: thanks
[Today at 11:37:24 AM] Colorado700R: <--invisioning Dentsorce beans scene rendision from Blazing saddles
[Today at 11:37:29 AM] preddy08: i hate you all
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:rofl:
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'That he would be successful in an original way, or that he would go to the dogs in an original way, seemed equally probable.' -Thomas Hardy
Thomas Hardy's The Return of the Native, controversial in its day for dealing so openly with sexual relationships, uses this sentence to describe the character of Clym Yeobright, who manages to leave his hometown of Egdon Heath and achieve success as a diamond merchant only to decide he'd rather be a simple schoolteacher. Continuing its description of a dynamic man with such unpredictable ambitions: "The devout hope is that he is doing well. The secret faith is that he is making a mess of it."
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kamakazi: i act ghey to fit in lol
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'Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit.' -Vince Lombardi
Emblematic of the early days of American football as well as of its values, Lombardi was one of the most successful coaches in football and a prolific coiner of sports maxims ("If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?"). He stressed dedication and hard work, from his single-minded attention toward his responsibilities to the concept of "Lombardi Time" (anyone not 15 minutes early for a meeting is considered late).
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[Today at 12:15:19 PM] del ban maguilar496: they still move when you swallow.
Told ya magz was gay.... :rofl: :rofl:
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newz flash :cheer: Yay magz is gay............ :rofl:
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[Today at 05:53:08 PM] del ban Hefe: you effers will be getting texts at 5am.. be ready!
[Today at 05:53:19 PM] del ban Spartan727: It's good to be deaf sometimes
[Today at 05:53:26 PM] del ban Hefe: :ERMAHGERD:
[Today at 05:53:32 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: LOL
[Today at 05:53:35 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: pat....
[Today at 05:53:38 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: dyin here
[Today at 05:53:39 PM] del ban Hefe: so...so wrong!
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[Today at 05:53:08 PM] del ban Hefe: you effers will be getting texts at 5am.. be ready!
[Today at 05:53:19 PM] del ban Spartan727: It's good to be deaf sometimes
[Today at 05:53:26 PM] del ban Hefe: :ERMAHGERD:
[Today at 05:53:32 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: LOL
[Today at 05:53:35 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: pat....
[Today at 05:53:38 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: dyin here
[Today at 05:53:39 PM] del ban Hefe: so...so wrong!
i suppose. :lol:
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[Today at 08:59:53 PM] Colorado700R: so many fat chicks, so few monsterous vibrators :(
[Today at 09:00:30 PM] phucker: shit ive got about 200of them
[Today at 09:00:35 PM] 4gunz4x4z: HAWT
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:rofl:
[Today at 10:35:52 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: I sweat LSD.
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[Today at 10:40:53 AM] del ban Mad Dog: I'm more like a farmer, I herd the cows.
:rofl:
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[Today at 10:51:28 AM] del ban Spartan727: According to Frito
[Today at 10:51:31 AM] del ban Mad Dog: Mine is 50", FYI
[Today at 10:51:33 AM] del ban Hefe: what... dorito has to go
[Today at 10:51:35 AM] del ban Krandall: and dorito is questionable.
[Today at 10:51:45 AM] del ban Spartan727: He's gotta buttphuck his cousin at a wedding
[Today at 10:51:45 AM] del ban Krandall: somethin about him banging a cousin @ a wedding
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[Today at 03:04:28 PM] Spartan727: Buttsecks, not on my first rally
:rofl:
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Funyun?
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[Today at 09:26:02 AM] del ban troywcc: I'll suck the skin off a dick
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[Today at 12:03:28 PM] Spartan727: It's california, what do you expect?
[Today at 12:03:34 PM] Spartan727: Population: all homos
[Today at 12:03:40 PM] Spartan727: See mags and socal for examples
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Pat is just jealous, he want more of his king in Florida... :gunny:
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'Ordinarily men exercise their memory much more than their judgment.' -Napoleon Bonaparte
Such was the presence of Napoleon -- who rose from the rank of an artillery lieutenant to become Emperor of France and the most powerful man in the world -- that he escaped exile and re-raised his army even after his catastrophic defeat in Russia. When he returned to France from Elba, even the supposedly royalist 5th Infantry Regiment, when dispatched to stop him, defected to his command instead.
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[Today at 04:56:15 PM] preddy08: There's just no going back after mikey
[Today at 04:56:28 PM] preddy08: My bumper has no more chrome!
:nana:
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Today at 03:15:10 PM] del ban phucker: im gonnastart drinking so mike makes sense to me
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[Today at 04:23:13 PM] del ban phucker: phuck that how about a rs ice fishing rally
[Today at 04:23:24 PM] del ban phucker: and by ice fishing i mean ice drinking
[Today at 04:23:26 PM] del ban Spartan727: That is uber gay
[Today at 04:23:35 PM] del ban phucker: its how we roll in mi
[Today at 04:23:38 PM] del ban Colorado700R: dan, since when do you need a frozen hole to drink and pass out?
[Today at 04:23:44 PM] del ban Colorado700R: lol
[Today at 04:23:52 PM] del ban phucker: makes me feel like im married again
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[Today at 04:32:08 PM] del ban * Mad Dog knows that deaf people can't hear rapists sneak up behind them
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'Remember that every man is a variation of yourself. No man's guilt is not yours, nor is any man's innocence a thing apart.' -William Saroyan
The Time of Your Life, Saroyan's Pulitzer-winning 1939 play, was popular but at first critically unsuccessful; Saroyan's trademark optimism was criticized as ungrounded in the real issues of the day (e.g., the Great Depression). Though not gritty and realistic, the play was meant to be uplifting, about compassion and meaning: "Seek goodness everywhere, and when it is found, bring it out of its hiding-place and let it be free and unashamed. Place in matter and in flesh the least of the values, for these are things that hold death and must pass away."
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:rofl:
Today at 09:48:31 AM] troywcc: I would love to get some wicked ni**er pussy right now
[Today at 09:48:38 AM] Colorado700R: my jungle love....oh ee oh ee ohhhh!
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'Call no man happy until he dies; he is at best but fortunate. ' -Herodotus
This particular occurrence of an old maxim comes from Herodotus's Histories, in which the ancient Greek historian writes about a semi-mythical episode involving Solon, the Athenian lawmaker, and Croesus, the wealthy and powerful king of Lydia. In a discussion about the nature of happiness, Solon emphasizes the fickleness of fate, arguing that no man yet alive, even Croesus, can be conclusively happy while he remains susceptible to tragedy. "Man," he says, "is altogether a creature of accident."
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Croesus...king of Lydia... your wife know her name is greek?
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I was not aware. We've always used it from the Biblical sense. I forget what it was.... I'll have to let her know. lol
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[Today at 11:05:20 AM] del ban troywcc: I'd eff a snake if you held it's head
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raptor rally shirt thread...
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Hey randy....it's 2010......if it were 2001 we'd be rocking 1st gen 660's.....and that's not the type of tranny blowing peelz is into ;)
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raptor rally shirt thread...
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Hey randy....it's 2010......if it were 2001 we'd be rocking 1st gen 660's.....and that's not the type of tranny blowing peelz is into ;)
assholes :lol:
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[Today at 03:09:43 PM] del ban maguilar496: lol funyun grinding studs...........good visual.
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[Today at 09:26:09 PM] Nick: nick is in the HOUSE
[Today at 09:26:20 PM] Nick: dun dun dunnnnnn
[Today at 09:39:19 PM] Spartan727: :run:
[Today at 09:39:37 PM] Spartan727: Wait who the fook is that?
[Today at 09:49:21 PM] Nick: oh man i'm an old school g
[Today at 09:49:38 PM] Nick: my post count is low and so is my sperm, but i go way back
:rofl:
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:rofl:
Sounds like Nick alright. :lol:
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'Men often make up in wrath what they want in reason.' -William Rounsville Alger
Alger, a Unitarian minister who lived in the mid-19th century, was a prolific writer and a staunch Abolitionist. Given the opportunity to deliver an oration in Boston on the 4th of July, 1857, Alger acknowledged that it would be easy to "indulge in boastful generalities" about the character of the country, but instead chose to deliver an excoriating address on the evils of slavery. An uproar followed, as Alger's subject matter was seen as too inflammatory for the occasion. "That I have done my duty," he wrote, "the attacks are harmless and welcome."
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'A man thinks that by mouthing hard words, he understands hard things.' -Herman Melville
This paraphrased quote is from Herman Melville's White-Jacket, from an argument between two surgeons. After one employs an obscure Latin medical term purely for its own sake, the other draws the distinction that, unlike the insecure dabbler in science, "A man of true science... uses but few hard words, and those only when none other will answer his purpose."
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[Today at 01:26:55 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: I shoulda pulled out
peels regretting children? ???
:lol: :rofl:
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[Today at 01:26:55 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: I shoulda pulled out
peels regretting children? ???
:lol: :rofl:
Nope, just funyun...my long lost jew child. Even named after me. ;)
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[Today at 01:26:55 PM] del ban PeelsSE2:funyun if you were my child i would have smothered you by now.
[Today at 01:27:23 PM] del ban funyun: smothered me in gravy you big love tigger you..... :lol:
:confused:
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[Today at 01:26:55 PM] del ban PeelsSE2:funyun if you were my child i would have smothered you by now.
[Today at 01:27:23 PM] del ban funyun: smothered me in gravy you big love tigger you..... :lol:
:confused:
too much work... :lol: but funny. :lol:
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'An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field.' -Niels Bohr
Danish physicist Niels Bohr was an influential scientist working in a time when the entire landscape of science was undergoing dramatic changes. The old luminiferous aether theory of light was rejected entirely within his lifetime, and he went on to win the Nobel Prize one year after Einstein won it for turning physics on its head. Years later, a similarly flippant Bohr would tell colleague Wolfgang Pauli: "We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question that divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct."
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[Today at 07:43:13 PM] del ban Colorado700R: even a quad deserves a vacation after being krandalized
[Today at 07:43:18 PM] del ban Mad Dog: lol I have been on THREE dune trips, two of them with MY raptor since you saw yours....Then I had time to replace the entire top end Tongue
[Today at 07:43:38 PM] del ban Colorado700R: tick.
[Today at 07:43:41 PM] del ban Colorado700R: tick
[Today at 07:43:43 PM] del ban tonto13: and havin so many problems
[Today at 07:43:45 PM] del ban Colorado700R: tick
[Today at 07:43:56 PM] del ban phucker: no haventheard, i willcall him real quick
[Today at 07:44:03 PM] del ban Colorado700R: that's the timer of the 660 bomb
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I would permit no man, no matter what his color might be, to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him.' -Booker T. Washington
An author and educator born a slave in Virginia five years before the Civil War, Booker T. Washington wrote this line in his autobiography Up From Slavery. In describing the early days of his presidency at Tuskegee University, Washington relates his initial surprise that his mentor, educator and former Union General Samuel Armstrong bore no ill will against the South despite the recent war. Washington learned from Armstrong's example that "great men cultivate love, and that only little men cherish a spirit of hatred."
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Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.' -Truman Capote
Truman Capote's best-known works Breakfast at Tiffany's, In Cold Blood and "A Christmas Memory" were all published between 1958 and 1965, and the author never really equaled his successes of that period. Though Capote remained in the public eye, his life was falling apart by the time he was in his 50s. Periodically hospitalized, frequently in and out of rehab and occasionally suicidal, Capote died of an overdose at the age of 59.
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[Today at 02:41:30 PM] del ban funyun: ever look at your bank account and be like where the fk all my money go
[Today at 02:41:53 PM] del ban kamakazi: every day
[Today at 02:42:50 PM] del ban kamakazi: then i look at my home theatre setup and say "there it is" with a shit eating grin on my face :lol:
[Today at 02:42:59 PM] del ban funyun: :lol:
[Today at 02:43:11 PM] del ban funyun: i take a look at 2 pos quads and a bunch of parts all over the piece and go :funyun:
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I couldn't regard myself as personally repulsive. No man can, or, if he ever comes to do so, that is the end of him.' -Ford Madox Ford
Ford Madox Ford's The Good Soldier is a 1915 novel whose narrator, John Dowell, tells the story in a series of out-of-order flashbacks, seen through the lens of his perceptions. A pioneering Modernist work, The Good Soldier is often cited as one of the greatest books of the 20th century (coming in 30th in the Modern Library's Top 100 list). The novel hinges on Dowell's unreliability and the murkiness of the events presented, so whether the line is actually honest at all is not entirely clear.
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Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.
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[Today at 09:11:22 PM] phucker: ya well i make good money and stil have a 94 ranger with 730k miles
[Today at 09:11:30 PM] phucker: sophuckoffyou rich bastard lol
[Today at 09:11:53 PM] Spartan727: You also have a quad that changes displacement more than peels' bunghole at truck stops
[Today at 09:12:01 PM] racinjason68: your money choices are different... lol wanna pay the child support so i can have NOS on my quad?
[Today at 09:12:26 PM] racinjason68: LMAO
[Today at 09:12:33 PM] racinjason68: burrrrnn
it beared repeating :lol:
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I've never understood the appeal. Aside from the big rack, she has a voice like a foghorn, a face that looks like it came from four different people, and legs like a fullback.
Reading comments from the local newspaper website, this guy is talking about Scarlett Johansson.
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'It may be that there is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income.' -Edmund Wilson
Wilson was an author and a literary critic who was influential throughout the 20th century. This quote is from "The Princess with the Golden Hair," a short story from his Memoirs of Hecate County, which was banned for 13 years in the U.S. The story's narrator is based on Wilson himself, although the character in the story studied economics. The narrator explains he enjoys this field in theory, but his actual career consists of nothing but self-sustaining drudgery.
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[Today at 03:45:11 PM] del ban preddy08: hola from the mountaint!
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I don't get it. :thumbs:
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I don't get it. :thumbs:
Oh...you get plenty of "taint" quit playin :lol:
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[Today at 06:19:46 PM] SegKast: lol, one Thanksgiving, my father in-law made some kind of carmelized apple dessert...
[Today at 06:20:19 PM] Spartan727: fixed it for ya seggy
[Today at 06:20:24 PM] SegKast: we're all sitting around eating it, when he's like 'ouch' and pulls out a filling stuck with the carmelized shit out in his hand...
[Today at 06:20:42 PM] Spartan727: rofl
[Today at 06:20:46 PM] Spartan727: I almost did that once Sad
[Today at 06:21:06 PM] SegKast: so he think's he's being clever/funny... tooling around in the junk drawer looking for some kind of superglue
[Today at 06:21:28 PM] SegKast: pulls out a tube of caulking ....
[Today at 06:21:54 PM] Spartan727: Yeah, that doesn't work too well as glue
[Today at 06:22:09 PM] SegKast: Seg's dumbass can't stop his mouth and says 'No, don't do that ! You don't want any caulk in your mouth!'
[Today at 06:22:48 PM] SegKast: moral of the story: Gay jokes work better on RS than on your future father in law at a family gathering rofl
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seg, please tell me it was a tube of black caulk.....
Lady4Fiddy: all the time lol
phucker: and the glue is locked up\
Lady4Fiddy: have you ever eaten paint chips?
txredxj: helmets arnt so bad, unless you sneeze then you cant see till mom cleans it off
phucker: lol
Lady4Fiddy: thud
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[Today at 08:31:41 AM] del ban THIS SPACE FOR RENT: SO....how about them Cocks! lol
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[Today at 08:31:41 AM] del ban THIS SPACE FOR RENT: SO....how about them Cocks! lol
Krandall knows all about those.
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[Today at 03:35:23 PM] Mad Dog: I think you should check again funyun, check all of them, right now....check every forum but this one.....and while you're checking over there, lose your bookmark to this forum.
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'We shall all someday look back on our lives and see that, in spite of our company, we were alone the whole way.' -Hunter S. Thompson
Thompson wrote this quote in a 1960 letter to a friend of his girlfriend's in response to a letter from her on the nature of relationships. He went on to clarify the importance of finding happiness without relying on other people for it: "I do not say lonely -- at least, not all the time -- but essentially, and finally, alone. This is what makes your self-respect so important."
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uhhh :confused:
[Today at 12:05:19 PM] del ban preddy08: Gotta rub it then smoke it
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uhhh :confused:
[Today at 12:05:19 PM] del ban preddy08: Gotta rub it then smoke it
Pole, or pork butt? either way, it's a party! :lol:
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'Discovering the truth about ourselves is a lifetime's work, but it's worth the effort.' -Fred Rogers
An unflinchingly optimistic children's television personality and Presbyterian minister, Fred Rogers was the host of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood for over 30 years. When he appeared before the Senate in 1969 to speak against proposed PBS funding cuts, Rogers explained his educational philosophy and recited the message he gave at the end of each show, "You've made this day a special day, just by being you." After he finished, Chairman John Pastore replied, "I think it's wonderful. Looks like you just earned the $20 million."
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'A man is a worker. If he is not that he is nothing.' -Joseph Conrad
This line comes from a collection of writings the Polish-born novelist assembled shortly before his death and introduced almost sheepishly, writing "And so here they are, dusted... but in no way polished." Differentiating between noble service and quest for adventure, Conrad writes that working toward an unforeseeable goal is "the common fate of mankind, whose most positive achievements are born from dreams and visions followed loyally to an unknown destination. And it doesn't matter. For the great mass of mankind the only saving grace that is needed is steady fidelity to what is nearest to hand and heart in the short moment of each human effort."
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Just heard this quote from a guy in the IT department.....Must be related to Randy!
"The function of a computer expert is not to be right about more things, but it is to be wrong for more sophisticated reasons."
:lol:
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'A friend in power is a friend lost.' -Henry Adams
Grandson of John Quincy Adams, Henry was an influential writer in his own right, now known mostly for his third-person autobiographical book The Education of Henry Adams. This line is about Charles Sumner: "The boy Henry worshiped him, and if he ever regarded any older man as a personal friend, it was Mr. Sumner," Adams writes. The dissolution of their friendship, while Sumner served as a Senator from Massachusetts, opened in Adams "a chasm in life that never closed."
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Sometimes best NOT to know....
[Today at 08:45:48 AM] del ban preddy08: did you try beating it a little?
[Today at 08:45:50 AM] del ban funyun: ya ill try
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'An utterly fearless man is a far more dangerous comrade than a coward.' -Herman Melville
This line from Moby Dick is preceded by the straightforward explanation: "'I will have no man in my boat,' said Starbuck, 'who is not afraid of a whale.'" Melville adds that the most reliable and useful courage is the kind that comes measured against the threat at hand -- as opposed to, for example, the fearlessness that arises from being thoroughly blinded to fear and caution alike.
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I like this ^ quote
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'Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his work, walks up the stairs of his concepts, emerges ahead of his accomplishments.' -John Steinbeck
The Grapes of Wrath, for which Steinbeck won both the Pulitzer and the Nobel Prize, deals heavily in bleakness and indignity. However, one of its central themes is the persistence of hope. Suffering and dying for a concept, Steinbeck writes, is the distinctive quality of man, and of nothing else in the entire universe: "When narrow dark alleys of thought, national, religious, economic, grow and disintegrate, man reaches, stumbles forward, painfully, mistakenly sometimes. Having stepped forward, he may slip back, but only half a step, never the full step back."
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[Today at 12:15:09 AM] Nick: Some dude just showed Randy his nipples at a gas station in Kansas at 1 am .!lol
:lol:
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[Today at 12:15:09 AM] Nick: Some dude just showed Randy his nipples at a gas station in Kansas at 1 am .!lol
:lol:
And randy wasn't seen for an hour after that
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got the whole thing on ninja cellphone video :woot:
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omfg. that guy was straight up crazy :lol:
He walks over and goes. oh, 4wheelers, I have a 3wheeler. You guys like honda?
peelz without even thinking says No. :lol:
the guy then proceeds to ask if I know where there's an axle for an 86/87 Honda big red......
Somehow, the subject goes WAY off topic and he proceeds to tell me how he had a blood clot, he pulls down his shirt and shows me his nips, trying to show me where this tube thing was run......
What a good first impression kansas...
:lol:
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hawt
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'For man, the vast marvel is to be alive.' -D. H. Lawrence
Apocalypse and the Writings on Revelation, which Lawrence wrote as he was dying of tuberculosis, is a wide-ranging examination of man's place in the universe. Here, stressing the indescribable difference between vague philosophical concerns and the immediacy of life, Lawrence writes that "what man most passionately wants is his living wholeness and his living unison, not his own isolate salvation of his 'soul.' ... The dead may look after the afterward. But the magnificent here and now of life in the flesh is ours, and ours alone, and ours only for a time."
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That's deep yo.
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[Today at 02:00:52 PM] PeelsSE2: you look like somebody stole you off an old lady's lawn lol
[Today at 02:01:06 PM] Lady4Fiddy: :jaw:
[Today at 02:01:10 PM] PeelsSE2: how much are you getting for those travelocity commercials?
I think i peed myself a little :nod:
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lady4fiddy is now
"LawnGnome450" :lol: :lol:
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[Today at 10:49:49 AM] del ban Jade67: Well I am glad that you treated it no different than any other type of riding that you do and manager to crash...haha
[Today at 10:50:10 AM] del ban Spartan727: I bring the fail with me no matter the terrain thumbs up rofl
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What a man can be, he must be.' -Abraham Maslow
Maslow's hierarchy of needs has seen recent proposed revisions that would replace the top of the psychologist's model, originally reserved for "self-actualization," with "parenting" and "mate retention." The original concept of self-actualization, articulated by this quote, stresses that people have an innate sense of a kind of calling -- something that they were born to do. As Maslow writes in Motivation and Personality: "A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself."
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[Today at 01:31:31 PM] Lady4Fiddy: IF I was your lawn gnome I would shit on your porch and set it on fire
Aaron, I think I love your Woman :rofl:
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What a man can be, he must be.' -Abraham Maslow
Maslow's hierarchy of needs has seen recent proposed revisions that would replace the top of the psychologist's model, originally reserved for "self-actualization," with "parenting" and "mate retention." The original concept of self-actualization, articulated by this quote, stresses that people have an innate sense of a kind of calling -- something that they were born to do. As Maslow writes in Motivation and Personality: "A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself."
Interesting, but I would argue that those 'parenting' and 'mate retention' components should be lower in the pyramid than Self-Actualization. They might help you reach self actualization, but I think they're more like stepping stones for reaching that point. I have trouble seeing those as the final piece of the hierarchy as you can easily 'retain' your mate and you can raise a child well in my eyes, without reaching self actualization. Honestly it seems to me those revisions would be somewhat superfluous anyway as they're pretty much covered in some of the lower levels anyway the way I remember it ????
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What a man can be, he must be.' -Abraham Maslow
Maslow's hierarchy of needs has seen recent proposed revisions that would replace the top of the psychologist's model, originally reserved for "self-actualization," with "parenting" and "mate retention." The original concept of self-actualization, articulated by this quote, stresses that people have an innate sense of a kind of calling -- something that they were born to do. As Maslow writes in Motivation and Personality: "A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself."
Interesting, but I would argue that those 'parenting' and 'mate retention' components should be lower in the pyramid than Self-Actualization. They might help you reach self actualization, but I think they're more like stepping stones for reaching that point. I have trouble seeing those as the final piece of the hierarchy as you can easily 'retain' your mate and you can raise a child well in my eyes, without reaching self actualization. Honestly it seems to me those revisions would be somewhat superfluous anyway as they're pretty much covered in some of the lower levels anyway the way I remember it ????
GTFO stoner!!!! :peels: I am now dumber from having having read that post :lol:
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That's a crack pipe. Get the drug right before postin a smiley damnit :lol:
My post didn't make you dumber, it's those foilies that ain't helpin ya !!
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[Today at 09:20:46 PM] del ban preddy08: I loved Aarons!
[Today at 09:21:06 PM] del ban preddy08: nutz
wtf? ???
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:rofl: I thought you might be jealous
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'Labor disgraces no man; unfortunately you occasionally find men disgrace labor.' -Ulysses S. Grant
The 18th President of the United States was beloved at the time of his election but bankrupt and unpopular by the end of his life, thanks in part to an administration of nearly constant scandals. His memoirs, promoted by Mark Twain as the greatest since Julius Caesar's, saved his family from bankruptcy after his death. Henry Adams said of Grant that America, while otherwise apparently modernist, worshiped the brusque general because he seemed as though he should have "lived in a cave and worn skins."
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"[Today at 09:30:01 AM] kamakazi: u know what? maple syrup is friggin awesome"
You know why stereotypes are so great? Cause their TRUE!!!!!!!!!!
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"[Today at 09:30:01 AM] kamakazi: u know what? maple syrup is friggin awesome"
You know why stereotypes are so great? Cause their TRUE!!!!!!!!!!
accept your canuckedness :lol:
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'Don't aim at success -- the more you aim at it and make it a target, the more you are going to miss it.' -Viktor Frankl
Man's Search for Meaning, Frankl's examination of the human condition and memoir of life in a concentration camp, goes on to suggest that "success, like happiness, cannot be pursued; it must ensue," as the side effect of true dedication to something lasting and valuable. His philosophy, developed in part while constantly subjected to torturous conditions and the likelihood of his own death, was that meaning must be found not in lofty philosophical pondering, but in consistent right conduct, rooted in the everyday moments that make up the bulk of our lives. Meanwhile, success, Frankl concludes, "will follow you precisely because you had forgotten to think of it."
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'A man is the sum of his misfortunes.' -William Faulkner
Despite his status as a giant of American literature, Faulkner was not very well known for the bulk of his career (some of his neighbors, he explained, would avoid him upon seeing him in the street). Years after he wrote the above quote in The Sound and the Fury, he won the Nobel Prize for Literature, and in his speech for the occasion, Faulkner was stirring and inspirational: "(Man) is immortal, not because he alone among creatures has an inexhaustible voice, but because he has a soul, a spirit capable of compassion and sacrifice and endurance. The poet's, the writer's duty is to write about these things."
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You cannot stay young forever.......but you can always be immature. :thumbs:
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that's the truth.
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"99% of life is what you make of it, so if your life sucks, YOU SUCK!!!"
-Mike Muir (aka Tonto) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I agree with that one TWEEKER!!!!!!! Suicidal BIATCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :clap:
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you wouldn't know what crazy was if charles manson was eatin froot loops on yo front porch!
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long read...but worth it.
Are you a sheep? Are you a wolf? or are you a sheepdog like me?
On Sheep, Wolves and Sheepdogs
(From the book, On Combat, by Lt. Col. Dave Grossman)
"Honor never grows old, and honor rejoices the heart of age. It does so because honor is, finally, about defending those noble and worthy things that deserve defending, even if it comes at a high cost. In our time, that may mean social disapproval, public scorn, hardship, persecution, or as always, even death itself.
The question remains: What is worth defending? What is worth dying for? What is worth living for?"
- William J. Bennett
In a lecture to the United States Naval Academy
November 24, 1997
One Vietnam veteran, an old retired colonel, once said this to me: “Most of the people in our society are sheep. They are kind, gentle, productive creatures who can only hurt one another by accident.” This is true. Remember, the murder rate is six per 100,000 per year, and the aggravated assault rate is four per 1,000 per year. What this means is that the vast majority of Americans are not inclined to hurt one another.
Some estimates say that two million Americans are victims of violent crimes every year, a tragic, staggering number, perhaps an all-time record rate of violent crime. But there are almost 300 million Americans, which means that the odds of being a victim of violent crime is considerably less than one in a hundred on any given year. Furthermore, since many violent crimes are committed by repeat offenders, the actual number of violent citizens is considerably less than two million.
Thus there is a paradox, and we must grasp both ends of the situation: We may well be in the most violent times in history, but violence is still remarkably rare. This is because most citizens are kind, decent people who are not capable of hurting each other, except by accident or under extreme provocation. They are sheep.
I mean nothing negative by calling them sheep. To me it is like the pretty, blue robin’s egg. Inside it is soft and gooey but someday it will grow into something wonderful. But the egg cannot survive without its hard blue shell. Police officers, soldiers and other warriors are like that shell, and someday the civilization they protect will grow into something wonderful. For now, though, they need warriors to protect them from the predators.
“Then there are the wolves,” the old war veteran said, “and the wolves feed on the sheep without mercy.” Do you believe there are wolves out there who will feed on the flock without mercy? You better believe it. There are evil men in this world and they are capable of evil deeds. The moment you forget that or pretend it is not so, you become a sheep. There is no safety in denial.
“Then there are sheepdogs,” he went on, “and I’m a sheepdog. I live to protect the flock and confront the wolf.” Or, as a sign in one California law enforcement agency put it, “We intimidate those who intimidate others.”
If you have no capacity for violence then you are a healthy productive citizen: a sheep. If you have a capacity for violence and no empathy for your fellow citizens, then you have defined an aggressive sociopath--a wolf. But what if you have a capacity for violence, and a deep love for your fellow citizens? Then you are a sheepdog, a warrior, someone who is walking the hero’s path. Someone who can walk into the heart of darkness, into the universal human phobia, and walk out unscathed.
The gift of aggression
"What goes on around you... compares little with what goes on inside you."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Everyone has been given a gift in life. Some people have a gift for science and some have a flair for art. And warriors have been given the gift of aggression. They would no more misuse this gift than a doctor would misuse his healing arts, but they yearn for the opportunity to use their gift to help others. These people, the ones who have been blessed with the gift of aggression and a love for others, are our sheepdogs. These are our warriors.
One career police officer wrote to me about this after attending one of my Bulletproof Mind training sessions:
"I want to say thank you for finally shedding some light on why it is that I can do what I do. I always knew why I did it. I love my [citizens], even the bad ones, and had a talent that I could return to my community. I just couldn’t put my finger on why I could wade through the chaos, the gore, the sadness, if given a chance try to make it all better, and walk right out the other side."
Let me expand on this old soldier’s excellent model of the sheep, wolves, and sheepdogs. We know that the sheep live in denial; that is what makes them sheep. They do not want to believe that there is evil in the world. They can accept the fact that fires can happen, which is why they want fire extinguishers, fire sprinklers, fire alarms and fire exits throughout their kids’ schools. But many of them are outraged at the idea of putting an armed police officer in their kid’s school. Our children are dozens of times more likely to be killed, and thousands of times more likely to be seriously injured, by school violence than by school fires, but the sheep’s only response to the possibility of violence is denial. The idea of someone coming to kill or harm their children is just too hard, so they choose the path of denial.
The sheep generally do not like the sheepdog. He looks a lot like the wolf. He has fangs and the capacity for violence. The difference, though, is that the sheepdog must not, cannot and will not ever harm the sheep. Any sheepdog who intentionally harms the lowliest little lamb will be punished and removed. The world cannot work any other way, at least not in a representative democracy or a republic such as ours.
Still, the sheepdog disturbs the sheep. He is a constant reminder that there are wolves in the land. They would prefer that he didn’t tell them where to go, or give them traffic tickets, or stand at the ready in our airports in camouflage fatigues holding an M-16. The sheep would much rather have the sheepdog cash in his fangs, spray paint himself white, and go, “Baa.”
Until the wolf shows up. Then the entire flock tries desperately to hide behind one lonely sheepdog. As Kipling said in his poem about “Tommy” the British soldier:
While it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "Tommy, fall be'ind,"
But it's "Please to walk in front, sir," when there's trouble in the wind,
There's trouble in the wind, my boys, there's trouble in the wind,
O it's "Please to walk in front, sir," when there's trouble in the wind.
The students, the victims, at Columbine High School were big, tough high school students, and under ordinary circumstances they would not have had the time of day for a police officer. They were not bad kids; they just had nothing to say to a cop. When the school was under attack, however, and SWAT teams were clearing the rooms and hallways, the officers had to physically peel those clinging, sobbing kids off of them. This is how the little lambs feel about their sheepdog when the wolf is at the door. Look at what happened after September 11, 2001, when the wolf pounded hard on the door. Remember how America, more than ever before, felt differently about their law enforcement officers and military personnel? Remember how many times you heard the word hero?
Understand that there is nothing morally superior about being a sheepdog; it is just what you choose to be. Also understand that a sheepdog is a funny critter: He is always sniffing around out on the perimeter, checking the breeze, barking at things that go bump in the night, and yearning for a righteous battle. That is, the young sheepdogs yearn for a righteous battle. The old sheepdogs are a little older and wiser, but they move to the sound of the guns when needed right along with the young ones.
Here is how the sheep and the sheepdog think differently. The sheep pretend the wolf will never come, but the sheepdog lives for that day. After the attacks on September 11, 2001, most of the sheep, that is, most citizens in America said, “Thank GERD I wasn’t on one of those planes.” The sheepdogs, the warriors, said, “Dear GERD, I wish I could have been on one of those planes. Maybe I could have made a difference.” When you are truly transformed into a warrior and have truly invested yourself into warriorhood, you want to be there. You want to be able to make a difference.
While there is nothing morally superior about the sheepdog, the warrior, he does have one real advantage. Only one. He is able to survive and thrive in an environment that destroys 98 percent of the population.
There was research conducted a few years ago with individuals convicted of violent crimes. These cons were in prison for serious, predatory acts of violence: assaults, murders and killing law enforcement officers. The vast majority said that they specifically targeted victims by body language: slumped walk, passive behavior and lack of awareness. They chose their victims like big cats do in Africa, when they select one out of the herd that is least able to protect itself.
However, when there were cues given by potential victims that indicated they would not go easily, the cons said that they would walk away. If the cons sensed that the target was a "counter-predator," that is, a sheepdog, they would leave him alone unless there was no other choice but to engage.
One police officer told me that he rode a commuter train to work each day. One day, as was his usual, he was standing in the crowded car, dressed in blue jeans, T-shirt and jacket, holding onto a pole and reading a paperback. At one of the stops, two street toughs boarded, shouting and cursing and doing every obnoxious thing possible to intimidate the other riders. The officer continued to read his book, though he kept a watchful eye on the two punks as they strolled along the aisle making comments to female passengers, and banging shoulders with men as they passed.
As they approached the officer, he lowered his novel and made eye contact with them. “You got a problem, man?” one of the IQ-challenged punks asked. “You think you’re tough, or somethin’?” the other asked, obviously offended that this one was not shirking away from them.
“As a matter of fact, I am tough,” the officer said, calmly and with a steady gaze.
The two looked at him for a long moment, and then without saying a word, turned and moved back down the aisle to continue their taunting of the other passengers, the sheep.
Some people may be destined to be sheep and others might be genetically primed to be wolves or sheepdogs. But I believe that most people can choose which one they want to be, and I’m proud to say that more and more Americans are choosing to become sheepdogs.
Seven months after the attack on September 11, 2001, Todd Beamer was honored in his hometown of Cranbury, New Jersey. Todd, as you recall, was the man on Flight 93 over Pennsylvania who called on his cell phone to alert an operator from United Airlines about the hijacking. When he learned of the other three passenger planes that had been used as weapons, Todd dropped his phone and uttered the words, “Let’s roll,” which authorities believe was a signal to the other passengers to confront the terrorist hijackers. In one hour, a transformation occurred among the passengers--athletes, business people and parents--from sheep to sheepdogs and together they fought the wolves, ultimately saving an unknown number of lives on the ground.
“Do you have any idea how hard it would be to live with yourself after that?”
"There is no safety for honest men except by believing all possible evil of evil men."
- Edmund Burke
Reflections on the Revolution in France
Here is the point I like to emphasize, especially to the thousands of police officers and soldiers I speak to each year. In nature the sheep, real sheep, are born as sheep. Sheepdogs are born that way, and so are wolves. They didn’t have a choice. But you are not a critter. As a human being, you can be whatever you want to be. It is a conscious, moral decision.
If you want to be a sheep, then you can be a sheep and that is okay, but you must understand the price you pay. When the wolf comes, you and your loved ones are going to die if there is not a sheepdog there to protect you. If you want to be a wolf, you can be one, but the sheepdogs are going to hunt you down and you will never have rest, safety, trust or love. But if you want to be a sheepdog and walk the warrior’s path, then you must make a conscious and moral decision every day to dedicate, equip and prepare yourself to thrive in that toxic, corrosive moment when the wolf comes knocking at the door.
For example, many officers carry their weapons in church. They are well concealed in ankle holsters, shoulder holsters or inside-the-belt holsters tucked into the small of their backs. Anytime you go to some form of religious service, there is a very good chance that a police officer in your congregation is carrying. You will never know if there is such an individual in your place of worship, until the wolf appears to slaughter you and your loved ones.
I was training a group of police officers in Texas, and during the break, one officer asked his friend if he carried his weapon in church. The other cop replied, “I will never be caught without my gun in church.” I asked why he felt so strongly about this, and he told me about a police officer he knew who was at a church massacre in Ft. Worth, Texas, in 1999. In that incident, a mentally deranged individual came into the church and opened fire, gunning down 14 people. He said that officer believed he could have saved every life that day if he had been carrying his gun. His own son was shot, and all he could do was throw himself on the boy’s body and wait to die. That cop looked me in the eye and said, “Do you have any idea how hard it would be to live with yourself after that?”
Some individuals would be horrified if they knew this police officer was carrying a weapon in church. They might call him paranoid and would probably scorn him. Yet these same individuals would be enraged and would call for “heads to roll” if they found out that the airbags in their cars were defective, or that the fire extinguisher and fire sprinklers in their kids’ school did not work. They can accept the fact that fires and traffic accidents can happen and that there must be safeguards against them. Their only response to the wolf, though, is denial, and all too often their response to the sheepdog is scorn and disdain. But the sheepdog quietly asks himself, “Do you have any idea how hard it would be to live with yourself if your loved ones were attacked and killed, and you had to stand there helplessly because you were unprepared for that day?”
The warrior must cleanse denial from his thinking. Coach Bob Lindsey, a renowned law enforcement trainer, says that warriors must practice “when/then” thinking, not “if/when.” Instead of saying,“If it happens then I will take action,” the warrior says, “When it happens then I will be ready.”
It is denial that turns people into sheep. Sheep are psychologically destroyed by combat because their only defense is denial, which is counterproductive and destructive, resulting in fear, helplessness and horror when the wolf shows up.
Denial kills you twice. It kills you once, at your moment of truth when you are not physically prepared: You didn’t bring your gun; you didn’t train. Your only defense was wishful thinking. Hope is not a strategy. Denial kills you a second time because even if you do physically survive, you are psychologically shattered by fear, helplessness, horror and shame at your moment of truth.
Chuck Yeager, the famous test pilot and first man to fly faster than the speed of sound, says that he knew he could die. There was no denial for him. He did not allow himself the luxury of denial. This acceptance of reality can cause fear, but it is a healthy, controlled fear that will keep you alive:
"I was always afraid of dying. Always. It was my fear that made me learn everything I could about my airplane and my emergency equipment, and kept me flying respectful of my machine and always alert in the cockpit."
- Brigadier General Chuck Yeager
Yeager, An Autobiography
Gavin de Becker puts it like this in Fear Less, his superb post-9/11 book, which should be required reading for anyone trying to come to terms with our current world situation:
"..denial can be seductive, but it has an insidious side effect. For all the peace of mind deniers think they get by saying it isn’t so, the fall they take when faced with new violence is all the more unsettling. Denial is a save-now-pay-later scheme, a contract written entirely in small print, for in the long run, the denying person knows the truth on some level."
And so the warrior must strive to confront denial in all aspects of his life, and prepare himself for the day when evil comes.
If you are a warrior who is legally authorized to carry a weapon and you step outside without that weapon, then you become a sheep, pretending that the bad man will not come today. No one can be “on” 24/7 for a lifetime. Everyone needs down time. But if you are authorized to carry a weapon, and you walk outside without it, just take a deep breath, and say this to yourself... “Baa.”
This business of being a sheep or a sheepdog is not a yes-no dichotomy. It is not an all-or-nothing, either-or choice. It is a matter of degrees, a continuum. On one end is an abject, head-in-the-grass sheep and on the other end is the ultimate warrior. Few people exist completely on one end or the other. Most of us live somewhere in between. Since 9-11 almost everyone in America took a step up that continuum, away from denial. The sheep took a few steps toward accepting and appreciating their warriors, and the warriors started taking their job more seriously. The degree to which you move up that continuum, away from sheephood and denial, is the degree to which you and your loved ones will survive, physically and psychologically at your moment of truth.
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'Try and leave this world a little better than you found it.' -Robert Baden-Powell
Founder of the Scouting movement (including what would eventually be the Boy Scouts), Robert Baden-Powell carried a sealed envelope to be opened in the event of his death. It contained his final goodbye speech, addressed to the Boy Scouts, in the event that he would be unable to give it himself. The world, he explains, is wonderful, and we should make the best of it, but happiness is ultimately about giving happiness to other people. "Be prepared," he concluded, "to live happy and to die happy -- stick to your Scout Promise always when you have ceased to be a boy -- and GERD help you to do it." He signed his goodbye: "Your friend, Robert Baden-Powell."
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'Every man is as GERD made him, and sometimes a great deal worse.' -Miguel de Cervantes
Don Quixote is commonly considered one of the greatest novels in the entire Western literary canon, a book that parodies its own genre while remaining a thoughtful and relevant cultural landmark. This line is spoken by Sancho Panza, Don Quixote's squire and the everyman to Quixote's delusional chivalric knight. Though the book represents a decidedly critical view of social convention, Panza is perhaps its most respectable character -- devoted, well-intentioned and (by the end of the book) surprisingly wise.
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sancho panza=magz
:magz:
donkey riding freak, but so intelligent. :rofl:
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:lol: thanks I think :confused:
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He's wise beyond his ethnic background.
:lol:
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[Today at 06:32:02 PM] Chillomar: man wen i didnt know anything about computers my computer wuz blown up with trojans n alot of spam
[Today at 06:32:15 PM] Chillomar: windows kept opening alot
[Today at 06:32:21 PM] Spartan727: that's what happens when you surf porn 24/7 Omar
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That's a myth pat, pornsites dont give you spam and viruses.
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Yes they do...that's all I'm saying
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'Any man's death diminishes me, because I am involved in mankind.' -John Donne
English poet John Donne, mostly known as a pioneer of new poetic techniques and the foremost of the metaphysical poets, also wrote a series of meditations while a chaplain in the Church of England. "Meditation XVII" is responsible for several well-known phrases: "No man is an island, entire of itself," writes Donne, "every man is a piece of the continent, a part of the main." Frequently ill in his later life, Donne concentrated on more somber subject matter in his Devotions upon Emergent Occasions than his poetry had hitherto been known for -- after the above quote, Donne, writing about the ringing of a church bell, concludes, "and therefore never send to know for whom the bells tolls; it tolls for thee."
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[Today at 01:26:14 PM] Spartan727: Opinions are like assholes...funyun wants to be in all of them
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'Men should be mourned at their birth and not their death.' -Montesquieu
The Enlightenment political philosopher -- properly Charles de Secondat, Baron de Montesquieu -- wrote this line in Persian Letters, a work composed of the correspondence between two fictional Persian characters describing contemporary Europe. The character Usbek, writing in Paris, describes a funerary procession mourning the death of a great man: "The very tears of his family and the grief of his friends exaggerate for him the loss he is about to sustain... We are so blind that we know neither when to mourn, nor when to rejoice; our mirth and our sadness are nearly always false."
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'In the great flood of human life that is spawned upon the earth, it is not often that a man is born.' -Clarence Darrow
One of the most influential lawyers in history, Darrow -- who defended schoolteacher John Scopes in the Scopes Monkey Trial, as well as killers Leopold and Loeb -- spoke this line at the funeral of John Altgeld, Governor of Illinois, who was responsible for advances in workplace safety and child labor laws. Altgeld had lied about his age in order to join the Union Army at 16, where he was wounded, and eventually partially lost the ability to walk. He died of a stroke while giving a speech at the age of 54.
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[Today at 06:49:27 AM] kamakazi: went to a rally yesterday, 350 quads registered lol, and prob about 100 that didnt
[Today at 06:49:41 AM] maguilar496: NICE!
[Today at 06:49:53 AM] Spartan727: That's a lot of maple syrup
[Today at 06:50:12 AM] kamakazi: actually thats alot of chilli
[Today at 06:50:30 AM] Spartan727: Hope the facilities were up to par
[Today at 06:50:39 AM] kamakazi: and alot of hotdudes, everybody had 2 at the half way point
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2 hot dudes...wow I've been going to the wrong rallies :confused:
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uhhhhh
I knew it... Kama is a :homo:
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'There is no heroic poem in the world but is at bottom a biography, the life of a man.' -Thomas Carlyle
Referencing a Milton quote -- "Let him who would write heroic poems make his life a heroic poem" -- Scottish writer Carlyle wrote this line about Sir Walter Scott, the immensely popular novelist (Ivanhoe, Rob Roy) who was beloved both in his country and abroad (Scott is still featured on Scottish banknotes). "When he departed, he took a Man's life along with him," wrote Carlyle. "No sounder piece of British manhood was put together in that 18th century of Time."
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'Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for?' -Robert Browning
The young husband of Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Robert was not especially known as a writer until late in his life. This quote is from Men and Women, which he wrote after the couple's secret courtship, when they had fled to live in Italy -- "I know both what I want and what might gain/And yet how profitless to know," Browning wrote. Elizabeth, who had been an invalid, died in 1861, and Robert returned to England, finally achieving literary success with The Ring and the Book (at that point well into his 50s).
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The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor: he took my measure anew every time he saw me.' -George Bernard Shaw
This line is spoken by character John Tanner in Shaw's Man and Superman, the introduction of which Shaw dedicates to explaining this "Don Juan play" to a drama critic. "I never dream of reforming," Shaw explains, "knowing that I must take myself as I am and get what work I can out of myself." The writer himself was incredibly popular in his time; though known mostly as a playwright, Shaw had wide-ranging interests and was influential in other fields (he co-founded the London School of Economics, for example, and was an avid photographer).
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'The character of a man can be recognized by nothing so surely as by a jest which he takes badly.' -Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Georg Lichtenberg was a German scientist and intellectual who left behind a collection of Sudelbucher ("waste books") upon his death, which were eventually published. The books contained his ruminations on science and philosophy -- some rational, some lighthearted and speculative -- collected over the course of his life. He is responsible for, among other things, a standardized paper size and the physical principle that would eventually be used for the Xerox machine, but his aphorisms are often disconnected musings unlike the practical nature of his accomplishments ("Man is to be found in reason, GERD in the passions").
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I like that one Krandall.
in short: Learn to take a joke. :thumbs:
and yes... I know who he is. Hooray for standard paper sizes :) :lol:
:nerd:
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'One forges one's style on the terrible anvil of daily deadlines.' -Emile Zola
Probably the foremost of the literary Naturalists, Zola developed his style as he worked his way through a 20-novel cycle about the Second French Empire. His literary interest was in the way men are influenced by the practical realities of their surroundings, rather than by the emotional and aesthetic concepts that were of interest to the Romantics. Zola was poor in his youth, working menial jobs before his success as a writer, but he went on to generate a prodigious literary output and was quite well-to-do because of it.
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Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car and oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car.
Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall, torque is how far you take the wall with you.
^ Don't know who said it but I like it.
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They don't think it be like it is, but it do -Oscar Gamble
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_T_JachDW9ag/TL0g8ewhm8I/AAAAAAAAKaU/wD-zMtTN-4I/s800/tumblr_lai7l5tn2n1qazb99o1_400.jpg)
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'A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it.' -George Moore
The Brook Kerith is George Moore's attempt at a realistic portrayal of the life of , one in which Christ does not die on the cross (unsurprisingly, the book was controversial in the early 20th century, as was much of Moore's writing). This line is spoken by the character of Jesus in Moore's book, whom Moore portrays as a "rough shepherd philosopher" in the hills of Judea. Despite its controversial nature, the book does contain its share of positive spirituality: "The stars are GERD's eyes; we live under his eyes and he has given us a beautiful garden to live in. Are we worthy of it?"
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[Today at 11:12:09 AM] preddy08: After seeing what tonto's bike did, I kinda want his pipe
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:lol:
Everyone wants a piece!! :rofl:
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We were at the SC State Fair for lunch last week and the Ho's was out in force which led to the following conversation:
Me: Dude, I didnt know Platinum (local strip club) had a booth at the fair this year...
Friend: Aw come on guy, she's probably only 12.
Me: Yeah, but thats like 40 in meth years :tweakz:
:rofl:
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'Every post is honorable in which a man can serve his country.' -George Washington
like a forum post? ??? :lol:
This advice from George Washington is all the more memorable for its source: It appears in the text of a letter wherein Washington coaxes a 34-year-old Benedict Arnold to consider himself subordinate to General Philip Schuyler, should both of their forces meet. "Upon this occasion, and all others," Washington wrote, "I recommend most earnestly to avoid all contention about rank." After being repeatedly passed over for promotion, Arnold would begin planning to defect a few years later.
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Aaron, did you know your to be bride is a hippy?
[Today at 01:30:41 PM] del ban Lady4Fiddy: no, I was making granola
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Aaron, did you know your to be bride is a hippy?
[Today at 01:30:41 PM] del ban Lady4Fiddy: no, I was making granola
:( She's making it for me, part of operation fatkid 8)
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'The average man won't really do a day's work unless he is caught and cannot get out of it.' -Henry Ford
Despite the apparent negativity of this quote, Ford did treat his employees better than it was customary to treat the average worker at the time -- the $5/day wage he instituted for qualified workers was more than double what his employees would have expected to receive. Ford's Social Department made sure that these dramatically high wages went to workers who (in Ford's eyes) actually deserved them, and in turn, Ford offered a workweek far shorter (40-48 hours) than the average.
Welcome to raptorsource. :lol:
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'The average man won't really do a day's work unless he is caught and cannot get out of it.' -Henry Ford
Despite the apparent negativity of this quote, Ford did treat his employees better than it was customary to treat the average worker at the time -- the $5/day wage he instituted for qualified workers was more than double what his employees would have expected to receive. Ford's Social Department made sure that these dramatically high wages went to workers who (in Ford's eyes) actually deserved them, and in turn, Ford offered a workweek far shorter (40-48 hours) than the average.
Welcome to raptorsource. :lol:
cripes! :lol:
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shout history is broken, but not the ability to quote. :rofl:
[Today at 12:54:49 PM] THIS SPACE FOR RENT: I'm gay
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'Try to become not a man of success, but try rather to become a man of value.' -Albert Einstein
Einstein has entered popular mythology as the stereotypical smart kid who nonetheless failed to meet with any initial success, thanks to being misunderstood; of course, he didn't actually fail math at all, although he did fail a school entry exam in his youth. On the subject of inherent value, Einstein, surprisingly spiritual for man of his scientific achievements, noted that the value of history's great religious leaders "ranks for me higher than all the achievements of the enquiring and constructive mind."
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Today at 11:55:21 AM] PeelsSE2: car wouldn't start.
[Today at 11:55:24 AM] PeelsSE2: late to work.
[Today at 11:55:26 AM] maguilar496: Sad
[Today at 11:55:28 AM] PeelsSE2: I have ths hits
[Today at 11:55:37 AM] PeelsSE2: the shits
[Today at 11:55:39 AM] maguilar496: the shits?
[Today at 11:55:39 AM] PeelsSE2: lol
[Today at 11:55:41 AM] maguilar496: lol
[Today at 11:55:48 AM] PeelsSE2: great day all around.
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you'll have that. :lol:
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It's mornings like that that remind you're alive :rofl:
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[Today at 09:56:47 PM] maguilar496: my left or your left troy?
[Today at 09:56:50 PM] Spartan727: Sounds good mags
[Today at 09:56:58 PM] Troy31: either magz
[Today at 09:56:58 PM] Spartan727: I'm the one with the tripod
[Today at 09:57:08 PM] Troy31: in your mouth
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'A real man was never a tool. He used tools. He created. He led.' -Theodore Dreiser
This quote comes from Dreiser's The Financier, and describes the thoughts of a young Frank Cowperwood, the main character of the novel and a loosely fictionalized version of real-life financier Charles Yerkes. Cowperwood realizes that stockbrokers are not the true movers of finance, that behind them were "other men, men with shrewd ideas, subtle resources... men who schemed out and built the railroads," and that these are the real men, the self-determined men.
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[Today at 01:36:26 PM] del ban preddy08: Life time membershit :woot:
:lol:
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[Today at 04:36:35 PM] del ban phucker: i love my job right now. i got sent to babysit a retard and if anything breaks he has to fix it. im just here as a fail safe
[Today at 04:36:47 PM] del ban Colorado700R: your in florida?
[Today at 04:36:52 PM] del ban Colorado700R: at pats house?
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'Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist.' -Ralph Waldo Emerson
Emerson wrote the essay "Self-Reliance" to portray nonconformity as a necessary step in a man's journey, rather than a state of being for its own sake: "He who would gather immortal palms must not be hindered by the name of goodness, but must explore if it be goodness... If malice and vanity wear the coat of philanthropy, shall that pass?" Emerson is not praising iconoclasts simply for being independent, but noting that the independence in nonconformity -- the willingness to question and investigate things instead of blithely accepting their value -- is crucial to manhood.
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[Today at 02:38:03 PM] preddy08: I rode Peelz stocker at SL and I really liked it.
me too ;)
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[Today at 03:36:13 PM] del ban Mad Dog: lol can I pay in just those? I'll even throw in some oral Wink
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'Every man who is truly a man must learn to be alone in the midst of all others, and if need be against all others.' -Roman Rolland
A staunch enemy of the First World War and an ardent pacifist, Rolland was well acquainted with iconoclastic heroism; he corresponded with and wrote a book about Gandhi (whom he would later associate with Stalin, paradoxically enough). Roland won the Nobel Prize in 1915 for Jean-Christophe, a novel sequence about an ingenious German composer (essentially a modern-day Beethoven) beset by hardship and forced to flee his home.
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[Today at 10:59:36 AM] del ban Colorado700R: owning a 660 is like dating a hot chick with a penis....it might look good from the outside, but eventually it's gonna eff you over
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'He talks as the man of his age talks, that is, with rude wit, a lively sense of the grotesque, a disgust for sham, and a contempt for pettiness.' -Raymond Chandler
Iconic author of hard-boiled fiction and one of the inventors of the private detective archetype as we know it, Chandler wrote nine novels and several short stories about Philip Marlowe, the detective played by Humphrey Bogart in The Big Sleep. This quote describes Chandler's treatment of how this archetypal detective should behave; elsewhere, he explained that a detective "acts and speaks like a real man," and "can be completely realistic in every sense but one, that one sense being that in life as we know it such a man would not be a private detective."
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[Today at 07:26:45 AM] PeelsSE2: honestly, i get goosebumps when I think about you nightraven
:kiss:
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awww thats sweet peelz
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[Today at 07:26:45 AM] Segkast: honestly, i get goosebumps when I think about you peels
:kiss:
quote changing douchewaffle! I win
never mess with a sicilian when death is on the line! :lol:
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Well, I've bested your spaniard and defeated your giant. I believe the sicilian dies shortly after your quote :lol: I WIN ! 8)
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Well, I've bested your spaniard and defeated your giant. I believe the sicilian dies shortly after your quote :lol: I WIN ! 8)
LMAO!!! "prepare to die!!!!!! "
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inconceivable!!!
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One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck in your ass too. Why don't you knock it off ?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out ?" My cousin was a weird guy.
-Brodie (Jason Lee), Mallrats
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'Man is in love and loves what vanishes; what more is there to say?' -William Butler Yeats
Yeats was deeply interested in a sort of distinctly Irish mysticism and spent much of his life in unsuccessful pursuit of both romantic and political aspirations; the resigned yearning of this quote is emblematic of Yeats's sensibilities. The line comes from the poem "Nineteen Hundred and Nineteen," which proceeds: "All men are dancers and their tread / Goes to the barbarous clangour of a gong."
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"If you don't like gays, blame straight people. They're the ones who keep having gay babies. "
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[Today at 11:58:56 AM] del ban maguilar496: last time i got on it was pat, aaron and I
[Today at 11:58:57 AM] del ban preddy08: we'll get ya a girdle
[Today at 11:59:14 AM] del ban maguilar496: conversation went from me saying my dad was dieing..........
[Today at 11:59:19 AM] del ban maguilar496: to aaron boneing my mom and being my dad............
[Today at 11:59:21 AM] del ban maguilar496: lol
[Today at 11:59:28 AM] del ban maguilar496: lol
[Today at 11:59:34 AM] del ban maguilar496: you fuggers..
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[Today at 06:34:37 PM] Mad Dog: Called the boss today, told him I was callin' in sick
[Today at 06:34:53 PM] Mad Dog: He said, you don't sound sick....
[Today at 06:35:14 PM] Mad Dog: I told him, I'm f*ckin' my sister, sound sick enough for you?
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'A mature man is his own judge. In the end, his only firm support is being faithful to his own convictions.' -Dag Hammarskjold
Hammarskjold was the Secretary-General of the UN through the 1950s, a tumultuous period for the UN and for Hammarskjold in particular, during which he worked to defuse escalating conflict in the Congo; he was en route to negotiate for this purpose when he died in a plane crash in 1961. He was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize posthumously -- the only man to receive this particular honor -- and after Hammarskjold's death, John F. Kennedy would say of him: "I realize now that in comparison to him, I am a small man. He was the greatest statesman of our century."
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[Today at 09:09:25 AM] del ban preddy08: This guy really wants to win the local drag races.
[Today at 09:12:14 AM] del ban Krandall: thought you already won the drag competitions.
[Today at 09:12:24 AM] del ban Krandall: :lol:
[Today at 09:12:26 AM] del ban Krandall: :homo:
[Today at 09:12:30 AM] del ban preddy08: no, it was semi close
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I dont know what made me think of this, but I freekin love it :rofl: Someone name who said it!
Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?
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BeetleGuise BeetleGuise BeetleGuise !!!
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Beetlejuice or Betelgeuse depending on how you like to spell it :lol:
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Beetlejuice or Betelgeuse depending on how you like to spell it :lol:
What ever you do, dont say it a third time :lol:
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Beetlejuice or Betelgeuse depending on how you like to spell it :lol:
What ever you do, dont say it a third time :lol:
It's showtime!!!!!!!!
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We come for your daughter 8)
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'All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare world.' -Jack Kerouac
This line is from "Running Through/Chinese Poem Song," in Kerouac's Pomes All Sizes. The poem was written during Kerouac's later career, after he'd found success with On The Road; the manuscript for Pomes All Sizes was finished a few years before Kerouac's untimely death at the age of 47, after a lifetime of alcoholism. "Running Through" is a stream-of-consciousness lament in Kerouac's typical style, if a little more bleak: "We cant just die -- Men need wine & poetry at least."
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Sixty years ago, the United States Marine Corps—as it has throughout our history—demonstrated its vital role as America’s Expeditionary Force in Readiness. Just weeks after North Korean Communist forces crossed the 38th Parallel, the First Marine Provisional Brigade landed in South Korea, forming the backbone of the perimeter around the city of Pusan. The efforts of the “Fire Brigade” at Pusan allowed for the daring amphibious landing at Inchon and set the stage for one of the most savage campaigns in our Corps’ history—the Chosin Reservoir. As we pause to celebrate our 235th Birthday, we pay special tribute to the Marines of the Korean War and recognize their contributions to our enduring legacy.
This past year marked the end of Marine Corps combat operations in Iraq. Beginning with the invasion in March 2003 and through the next seven years of fighting, our Corps acquitted itself valiantly in the Anbar province and throughout the country. Locations such as Fallujah and Ramadi have taken their place in the illustrious battle history of our Corps. Our efforts in defeating the insurgency helped to build a brighter future for all Iraqis.
For 235 years, at sea and ashore, Marines have succeeded in every clime and place . . . where hardship and adversity have often been the common thread. Today, in the rugged mountains and valleys of Afghanistan—and recently in earthquake-damaged Haiti . . . in flood-ravaged Pakistan . . . or off the coast of Africa—we continue to protect our Nation, just as we did 60 years ago in Korea.
To the Marines and Sailors deployed overseas, to those training and preparing for their next deployment and to the warriors who no longer wear our uniform . . . we honor your selfless service to the Nation. To our loved ones who endure the many difficulties that come with being part of the Marine Family, I want to extend my sincerest thanks for all you have done and all you continue to do.
Happy 235th Birthday, Marines!
Semper Fidelis,
James F. Amos
General, U.S. Marine Corps
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“I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.”
Alice Roosevelt
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Today at 02:39:17 PM] PeelsSE2: "i kissed a man?"
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[Today at 02:39:17 PM] PeelsSE2: i kissed a man?
Did I even need to post that or was it a given?
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off to take my "crying game" shower :lol:
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off to take my "crying game" shower :lol:
while listening to "It's Raining men!"
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Today at 03:19:09 PM] del ban preddy08: So whats coloring books code for?
[Today at 03:19:22 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: strap on
[Today at 03:19:32 PM] del ban preddy08: Freekin crystal still has coloring books
[Today at 03:19:42 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: she has strap ons?
[Today at 03:19:49 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: noted.
[Today at 03:19:49 PM] del ban Colorado700R: :rofl:
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Sixty years ago, the United States Marine Corps—as it has throughout our history—demonstrated its vital role as America’s Expeditionary Force in Readiness. Just weeks after North Korean Communist forces crossed the 38th Parallel, the First Marine Provisional Brigade landed in South Korea, forming the backbone of the perimeter around the city of Pusan. The efforts of the “Fire Brigade” at Pusan allowed for the daring amphibious landing at Inchon and set the stage for one of the most savage campaigns in our Corps’ history—the Chosin Reservoir. As we pause to celebrate our 235th Birthday, we pay special tribute to the Marines of the Korean War and recognize their contributions to our enduring legacy.
This past year marked the end of Marine Corps combat operations in Iraq. Beginning with the invasion in March 2003 and through the next seven years of fighting, our Corps acquitted itself valiantly in the Anbar province and throughout the country. Locations such as Fallujah and Ramadi have taken their place in the illustrious battle history of our Corps. Our efforts in defeating the insurgency helped to build a brighter future for all Iraqis.
For 235 years, at sea and ashore, Marines have succeeded in every clime and place . . . where hardship and adversity have often been the common thread. Today, in the rugged mountains and valleys of Afghanistan—and recently in earthquake-damaged Haiti . . . in flood-ravaged Pakistan . . . or off the coast of Africa—we continue to protect our Nation, just as we did 60 years ago in Korea.
To the Marines and Sailors deployed overseas, to those training and preparing for their next deployment and to the warriors who no longer wear our uniform . . . we honor your selfless service to the Nation. To our loved ones who endure the many difficulties that come with being part of the Marine Family, I want to extend my sincerest thanks for all you have done and all you continue to do.
Happy 235th Birthday, Marines!
Semper Fidelis,
James F. Amos
General, U.S. Marine Corps
The wifey's grandfather talks about this when he gets a few beers in him. He was at Chosin Reservoir and has some interesting stories to tell.
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'Men dream of women. Women dream of themselves being dreamt of.' -John Berger
John Berger is a painter, art critic and author who won the Booker Prize for his novel G. The art text Ways of Seeing, from which this quote comes, is also a BBC documentary series; it deals with, in part, the way the female nude has been represented throughout the history of visual media. Part of Berger's thesis in its second installment, Painting Nudes and Women, is that women draw identity from the way they're perceived: "Women constantly meet glances which act like mirrors reminding them of how they look or how they should look."
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Sixty years ago, the United States Marine Corps—as it has throughout our history—demonstrated its vital role as America’s Expeditionary Force in Readiness. Just weeks after North Korean Communist forces crossed the 38th Parallel, the First Marine Provisional Brigade landed in South Korea, forming the backbone of the perimeter around the city of Pusan. The efforts of the “Fire Brigade” at Pusan allowed for the daring amphibious landing at Inchon and set the stage for one of the most savage campaigns in our Corps’ history—the Chosin Reservoir. As we pause to celebrate our 235th Birthday, we pay special tribute to the Marines of the Korean War and recognize their contributions to our enduring legacy.
This past year marked the end of Marine Corps combat operations in Iraq. Beginning with the invasion in March 2003 and through the next seven years of fighting, our Corps acquitted itself valiantly in the Anbar province and throughout the country. Locations such as Fallujah and Ramadi have taken their place in the illustrious battle history of our Corps. Our efforts in defeating the insurgency helped to build a brighter future for all Iraqis.
For 235 years, at sea and ashore, Marines have succeeded in every clime and place . . . where hardship and adversity have often been the common thread. Today, in the rugged mountains and valleys of Afghanistan—and recently in earthquake-damaged Haiti . . . in flood-ravaged Pakistan . . . or off the coast of Africa—we continue to protect our Nation, just as we did 60 years ago in Korea.
To the Marines and Sailors deployed overseas, to those training and preparing for their next deployment and to the warriors who no longer wear our uniform . . . we honor your selfless service to the Nation. To our loved ones who endure the many difficulties that come with being part of the Marine Family, I want to extend my sincerest thanks for all you have done and all you continue to do.
Happy 235th Birthday, Marines!
Semper Fidelis,
James F. Amos
General, U.S. Marine Corps
The wifey's grandfather talks about this when he gets a few beers in him. He was at Chosin Reservoir and has some interesting stories to tell.
I bet! 1 Marine Division vs. 10 Chinese divisions.....it's amazing that there is anyone left to tell stories!
Those guys were hard core!
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'What men value in this world is not rights but privileges.' -H. L. Mencken
Minority Report is a collection of notes and essays selected by Mencken himself for compilation and published just before his death in 1956. This particular quote comes from an essay about organized labor, and its uninspiring outlook: "(A man is) willing to take a certain amount of tyranny from his equals or superiors, but he resents the domination of those who know less than he does." Mencken contrasts U.S. labor unions with the Russian system, which he describes as an atmosphere of ill-feeling and constant treachery.
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'The good man, though a slave, is free; the wicked, though he reigns, is a slave.' -St. Augustine
St. Augustine of Hippo's City of GERD is one of the most influential books of early Christian philosophy; it depicts the state of man as a conflict between the metaphorical cities of Man and GERD. This particular passage is not just a trite aphorism about the virtue of goodness; Augustine's point is that a wicked man, or at least a man who unrestrainedly indulges in wickedness, is "the slave of as many masters as he has vices," while a good man is suffering only a test of his resolve.
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[Today at 02:38:04 PM] del ban funyun: i suck
I believe this is an offer.....
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[Today at 03:09:26 PM] Krandall: playing with myself in the dark w/ no one home :help:
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nice quote change f*cker :lol:
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'Men of action, I notice, are rarely humble.' -Robertson Davies
Editorialist Samuel Marchbanks was an influential social critic who, as it turned out, did not exist, and was merely an invention of Canadian writer Robertson Davies. Marchbanks' witty construction is clever but disagreeable, and he and Davies himself engage in fictional arguments throughout the three Marchbanks books, in which his commentary is collected ("... even in situations," the quote concludes, "where action of any kind is a great mistake, and masterly inaction is called for.")
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Ever stop to think.....And forget to start again?
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All the fucking time :lol:
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'Bacchus hath drown'd more Men than Neptune.' -Thomas Fuller
One of two men of letters named Thomas Fuller, this one was an 18th-century physician who published the Gnomologia, a collection of proverbs. The implication of this particular quote is the danger of indulgence -- Neptune, analogous to Poseidon, was the notably wrathful GERD of the oceans, while Bacchus, or Dionysus, was the GERD of wine and ecstasy. The Gnomologia is full of similarly ascetic reflections ("Beware of no man more than thyself.")
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[Today at 03:56:43 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: just the slightest hint of raisin
[Today at 03:56:58 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: I gave them a lick
peelz talking about shawnas manberries... :wtf:
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[Today at 03:56:43 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: just the slightest hint of raisin
[Today at 03:56:58 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: I gave them a lick
hmm I noticed just an aftertaste of cinnamon
randy has a more complex pallate for bawl licking than most.
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:blah:
at least I didn't actually type that in chat!
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'Anything can be great. Bricklaying can be great if a guy knows what he's doing and why, and can make it come off.' -Paul Newman
This line is spoken by Fast Eddie, played by Paul Newman, in 1961's The Hustler. Reacting to having been called a loser, Eddie reflects on his opportunity to have beaten (fictional) pool player Minnesota Fats: "It's a great feeling, boy, it's a real great feeling when you're right, and you know you're right... And you play that game the way nobody's ever played it before." The dignity in doing something, anything, so well that it qualifies as legendary is one of the themes of the film, weighed against the inherent indignity of the life Eddie lives.
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'Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact.' -Bertrand Russell
British mathematician and philosopher Bertrand Russell, who won the Nobel Prize in 1950, wrote "The Conquest of Happiness" in 1930 "to suggest a cure for the ordinary day-to-day unhappiness from which most people in civilized countries suffer." The first chapter ("What Makes People Unhappy?") concludes that very few men deliberately choose unhappiness, but rather that most perpetually unhappy men simply don't believe that happiness is any longer possible; "The man who seeks intoxication, in whatever form, has given up hope except in oblivion."
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Interesting...
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misfortune builds character better than fortune. ;)
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lies.
a Fortune cant buy u happiness but it can buy you a jet ski. And have you ever seen anyone frown while ridin a jet ski?
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Going with the Nerd on this one! :thumbs:
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:lol: I love that quote!
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lies.
a Fortune cant buy u happiness but it can buy you a jet ski. And have you ever seen anyone frown while ridin a jet ski?
Yep....when the jet ski is a polaris and it's broke down in the middle of a rather large lake.
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Sounds like that's from experience patters :help:
:lol:
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Different experience....:lol: mine is a Honda and I fell off it, it fired up when I found it again...5 hours later :help: I was thinking of another time I saw someone broken down on a polaris, someone in a boat got him out.
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'Men are docile to events, plastic to new habits and suggestions... This is the plane of manhood and true progress.' -George Santayana
From Spanish-American philosopher George Santayana's The Life of Reason, this quote distinguishes the second, mature stage of life from the first ("the condition of children and barbarians") and the third ("old age is as forgetful as youth, and more incorrigible"). On the subject of progress relying on the foundation that immediately precedes it, this passage is responsible for the well-known phrase "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it," often misattributed to countless other writers of various eras.
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Uhhhhh
[Today at 01:25:57 PM] del ban Mad Dog: i want the fat giant asian dude to be my man lover, chow yun fat....they have lil' pee pees and with all the fat, even less of it sticks out....less painful rape for MD
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[Today at 12:38:22 PM] Rep99099: my legs are so damn sore i can hardly walk and ym ass cheeks are so GERD damn sore i can hardly sit down tot ake a shit
I honestly dont know what to say about that.
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Uhhhhh
[Today at 01:25:57 PM] del ban Mad Dog: i want the fat giant asian dude to be my man lover, chow yun fat....they have lil' pee pees and with all the fat, even less of it sticks out....less painful rape for MD
epic el oh el
worst part: this revelation is from experience. :lol:
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[Today at 03:21:18 PM] del ban troywcc: if it's one thing I like better than raptors its buttfukkin
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[Today at 03:36:01 PM] del ban troywcc: yes it is Adam, you haven't lived until you've done blow off a hooker's ass
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Troy has lived it all...:lol:
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Today at 05:19:02 PM] del ban Spartan727: Yeah but it sucked sleeping in the front seat lol my seatbelt hurt my ass
[Today at 05:19:16 PM] del ban phucker: that not wshere thepaincamefrom
[Today at 05:19:23 PM] del ban Spartan727: Shhh quiet you
[Today at 05:19:27 PM] del ban Spartan727: That's my story and I'm sticking to it
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[Today at 05:33:43 PM] del ban Krandall: have it say somethin like.... "raptorsource.... Your source for raptors and buttsekz"
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[Today at 06:05:12 PM] del ban Spartan727: I remember seeing the group by the dodge but never really stopped by
[Today at 06:05:27 PM] del ban Spartan727: Faces are kinda hard to remember now... I have a bad photographic memory
[Today at 06:05:44 PM] del ban phucker: ya you just remember asses
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"I have a photographic memory, just seem to be having an issue with getting the prints developed"
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'We choose our men friends that we might have someone to talk about women with.' -William Butler Yeats
Yeats made this observation in a letter to British novelist Ethel Mannin. It was probably a familiar sentiment for the Irish poet, who spent much of his life desperate for the affections of various women who were perpetually uninterested in him, even including the daughter of his lifelong love interest. Despite his romantic travails, Yeats was a brilliant poet and important literary figure -- one of the first literary personalities to represent the national identity of an independent Ireland -- and he won the Nobel Prize in 1923.
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'All men come into this world alone; all leave it alone.' -Thomas de Quincey
De Quincey was an English author and essayist mostly known for his Confessions of an English Opium-Eater. As the name suggests, Confessions is about de Quincey's lifelong addiction to opium-derived laudanum, and its psychological effects on his life. This quote, from Autobiographic Sketches, is about the value and hardship of solitude, which is "like light, the mightiest of agencies; for solitude is essential to man... King and priest, warrior and maiden, philosopher and child, all must walk those mighty galleries alone."
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'A man is rich in proportion to the number of things which he can afford to let alone.' -Henry David Thoreau
At the age of 27, on the 4th of July, Thoreau set out to live in a house he'd built in the woods, in relative isolation, with a goal of total self-sufficiency. Though Thoreau proudly took very little with him -- he actually enumerates all his expenses in the book, coming up with a total materials cost of $28.12 -- the line isn't about material simplicity, but his planned use of the land at Walden Pond. Walden has since become more of a symbol of the transcendentalist credo than it was in his day; Robert Louis Stevenson summarized the book succinctly and unflatteringly: "In one word, Thoreau was a skulker."
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:lol: What shawn says to crystal daily.
:lol:
[Today at 08:19:09 PM] del ban preddy08: might be a little small
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[Today at 10:48:28 PM] del ban Rep99099: MISS ME?
[Today at 10:48:42 PM] del ban Spartan727: My lil pepe did
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'Every man alone is sincere. At the entrance of a second person, hypocrisy begins.' -Ralph Waldo Emerson
In a personal account in his Essays, the Transcendentalist philosopher writes about an acquaintance who decided to avoid all flattery and gossip and to speak frankly at all times. He spoke to all he encountered "with great insight and beauty," and was promptly considered to be mad, but eventually all men who knew him began to treat him with directness and sincerity, lacking any reason to try to do otherwise. When social interaction requires everyone involved to humor one another in some way, Emerson concludes, "To stand in true relations with men in a false age, is worth a fit of insanity, is it not?"
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'Every man alone is sincere. At the entrance of a second person, hypocrisy begins.' -Ralph Waldo Emerson
In a personal account in his Essays, the Transcendentalist philosopher writes about an acquaintance who decided to avoid all flattery and gossip and to speak frankly at all times. He spoke to all he encountered "with great insight and beauty," and was promptly considered to be mad, but eventually all men who knew him began to treat him with directness and sincerity, lacking any reason to try to do otherwise. When social interaction requires everyone involved to humor one another in some way, Emerson concludes, "To stand in true relations with men in a false age, is worth a fit of insanity, is it not?"
Love it !
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'A man that is young in years, may be old in hours, if he have lost no time. But that happeneth rarely.' -Francis Bacon
The English philosopher -- a contemporary of Shakespeare and Descartes -- treated science and philosophy as branches of the same discipline, as did most minds of his day. Here, writing about youth and age, he illustrates the temperaments of men with physical properties, explaining that "natures that have much heat," men with volatile natures and great ambitions, are at their best once they've grown more balanced in middle age (he cites Julius Caesar as an example). The experience that comes with age, Bacon adds, is a double-edged sword -- it directs all the things with which it has familiarity, but abuses new ideas outside its scope.
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'A man's soul is rooted in his stomach.' -Charles Bukowski
Like much of Bukowski's work, Factotum is clearly semiautobiographical and inspired by Bukowski's actual life; it follows his alter ego Henry Chinaski as he attempts to make a living as a writer. Examining the myth of the starving artist, Bukowski writes that starvation didn't improve art -- it hindered it: "A man could write much better after eating a porterhouse steak and drinking a pint of whiskey than he could ever write after eating a nickel candy bar."
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:lol: Randy, I thought you were Quoteing Charles Bartowski for a minute :rofl:
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:lol:
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'Man is the only animal for whom his own existence is a problem which he has to solve and from which he cannot escape.' -Erich Fromm
Prominent German psychologist Erich Fromm argued that a society that has ceased to be guided by an ethical system can't overcome its own struggle with the baser influences of human nature (one of his most well-known books is The Fear of Freedom, published in 1942, which studies the sociology behind the rise of Nazism). Fromm's philosophy about the relationship between man and freedom starts with Genesis, where he identifies the allegorical Adam and Eve as not yet fully human until they have exercised their autonomy and been cast out from Eden, thereby becoming the independent species, separate from nature, that we consider mankind.
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"Man is not an animal!!!!"
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'Never miss a good chance to shut up.' -Will Rogers
Performer, cowboy-comedian and politician (though only once, as a joke), Will Rogers is responsible for some of 20th-century America's most famous aphorisms, most of which express his brand of good-natured cynicism about politics and human nature. Rogers famously said that he wanted his epitaph to be: "I joked about every prominent man of my time, but I never met a man I didn't like." He was so proud of it that he could hardly wait to have it carved. He added, "And when you come to my grave you will find me sitting there, proudly reading it."
this is for funyun :lol:
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'It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.' -Sir Edmund Hillary
Edmund Hillary and his Sherpa guide Tenzing Norgay were the first to climb Mount Everest. Much of his commentary is glib and gung-ho ("Nobody climbs mountains for scientific reasons... you really climb for the hell of it"), but the relevance of his ascent is hard to overstate; his 2008 New York Times obituary compares the event to Charles Lindbergh's revolutionary transatlantic flight. Hillary's notion of man conquering himself certainly came into play in the case of Everest, as many explorers and mountaineers had attempted to climb it before him, but either failed or died in the attempt.
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[Today at 01:21:21 PM] del ban Mad Dog: I have nice titties though
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[Today at 04:05:52 PM] preddy08: quick question for the married folks out there.
[Today at 04:06:06 PM] * Mad Dog plugs his ears
[Today at 04:06:18 PM] preddy08: if our new washer and drier are'nt working right, how is this MY FAULT!?!
[Today at 04:06:33 PM] SegKast: because everything is your fault
[Today at 04:06:37 PM] preddy08: I didn't want them :bird:
[Today at 04:06:38 PM] Mad Dog: Single guy knows this one.....It's ALWAYS YOUR FAULT
[Today at 04:06:52 PM] Mad Dog: You should have done a better job of convincing her of that then.
[Today at 04:07:16 PM] preddy08: Oh, I tried MD. But the W&D is her christmas pressent.
[Today at 04:07:22 PM] preddy08: lol
[Today at 04:07:36 PM] Langford: because you are the guy...get used to it
[Today at 04:07:50 PM] preddy08: this is BS. I did not sign up for this!
[Today at 04:08:14 PM] Mad Dog: If you picked them out, you should have gotten different ones. If you didn't pick them out, you should have made her get different ones. If she got the ones SHE wanted, you were doomed from the start.
[Today at 04:08:18 PM] Langford: just tell her she is acting like her mother, that usually smoothes things out
[Today at 04:08:18 PM] preddy08: Where in the vows does it say your always the dick, shits your fault, and your always wrong.
[Today at 04:08:28 PM] SegKast: MD's pretty on point there...
[Today at 04:08:44 PM] SegKast: that's the part where you say 'I do' Preddy rofl
[Today at 04:08:55 PM] preddy08: SOB you guys did'nt tell me!
[Today at 04:09:06 PM] SegKast: shoulda asked earlier
[Today at 04:09:17 PM] SegKast: or watched a sit com once or twice lol
[Today at 04:09:36 PM] Mad Dog: You pretty much agreed to that by presenting her with the ring. When you ask her to marry you, you're actually asking to subservient and accountable to her in every way.
[Today at 04:09:36 PM] preddy08: lol
[Today at 04:09:53 PM] preddy08: MD you are not helping!
[Today at 04:09:57 PM] Mad Dog: lol
[Today at 04:09:57 PM] SegKast: sounds about right though
[Today at 04:10:03 PM] PeelsSE2: preddy. I have a copy.
[Today at 04:10:06 PM] preddy08: you sir are fired from marriage advice
[Today at 04:10:09 PM] PeelsSE2: If you need to review them
[Today at 04:10:13 PM] Langford: I can not quit playing this stupid ass game "angry birds"...driving me nuts!
[Today at 04:10:26 PM] Mad Dog: It took me 3 weeks lang, but I finished it
[Today at 04:10:43 PM] Krandall: ERMAHGERD seg rofl
[Today at 04:10:56 PM] Mad Dog: Most of my married friends have stopped talking to me, you won't be the last preddy lol
[Today at 04:11:00 PM] Langford: I beat it a while ago, now I'm trying to beat the first 3 level sets on 3 stars to unlock the last golden egg...damn I sound like a nerd lol
[Today at 04:11:15 PM] SegKast: lol Ya like that ?
[Today at 04:11:30 PM] Mad Dog: I gave up halfway through the first level with the star thing, you're on your own lol
[Today at 04:11:35 PM] PeelsSE2: that part of the vows comes right after "I can do 5000 things at once entry"
[Today at 04:11:47 PM] Langford: I'm on 3-20...my last one, been working at it all damn day
[Today at 04:11:49 PM] Krandall: shawna...
[Today at 04:12:00 PM] Krandall: first off... a W&D are NOT a christmas present... slap
[Today at 04:12:05 PM] Krandall: this is now why it's your fault.
[Today at 04:12:12 PM] PeelsSE2: lol ^
[Today at 04:12:26 PM] Krandall: cripes. I've been married only 2 years, and I know that! lol
[Today at 04:12:26 PM] Mad Dog: If it doesn't sparkle, it's not a valid present. Cars are also acceptable
[Today at 04:12:28 PM] SegKast: oooh, yeah that'll do it
[Today at 04:12:45 PM] PeelsSE2: dude, when the furnace broke, it was totally my fault.
[Today at 04:12:51 PM] SegKast: Houshold stuff for gifts never goes over well lol
[Today at 04:13:01 PM] PeelsSE2: and th dryer. The part to fix it was back ordered. again, my fault.
[Today at 04:13:14 PM] Mad Dog: nope, "allowing" them to decorate and furnish the house the way THEY want to is never a gift.
[Today at 04:13:17 PM] Krandall: lol
[Today at 04:13:23 PM] PeelsSE2: but when I got it fixed..."thank GERD they have that part"
[Today at 04:13:24 PM] SegKast: Didn't maintain furnace properly Peels
[Today at 04:13:29 PM] Langford: make life easy on yourself...give her your debit/credit card and tell her to go buy herself something nice. Works every time!
[Today at 04:13:44 PM] Krandall: tell her quit acting like her mom... priceless
[Today at 04:13:46 PM] SegKast: Didn't order Dryer part in time. lol
[Today at 04:13:50 PM] Krandall: I've used that one ONCE. rofl
[Today at 04:13:51 PM] PeelsSE2: bad plan randy
[Today at 04:14:03 PM] Krandall: don't know if I'll do it ever again lol
[Today at 04:14:13 PM] SegKast: scary !
[Today at 04:14:18 PM] Mad Dog: I tried out the "you're a whore like your sister" on once...that turned out well.
[Today at 04:14:20 PM] SegKast: you got balls kid lol
[Today at 04:14:22 PM] PeelsSE2: oh...anybody else get harassed for not asnwering the phone at work on one ring?
[Today at 04:14:25 PM] PeelsSE2: lol
[Today at 04:14:28 PM] Langford: I bust the mom line out once in a while, makes for an interesting conversation
[Today at 04:14:37 PM] SegKast: rofl
[Today at 04:14:38 PM] preddy08: I told her last weekend that she was acking like a total bitch the night before...... escape
[Today at 04:14:42 PM] PeelsSE2: "you never answer!"
[Today at 04:14:53 PM] preddy08: :duck:
[Today at 04:14:58 PM] Krandall: rofl
[Today at 04:15:07 PM] SegKast: oh dang
[Today at 04:15:22 PM] Krandall: MenTips.com comin atcha today lol
[Today at 04:15:22 PM] preddy08: the look of death.
[Today at 04:15:40 PM] Krandall: I don't get that so much peelz (the phone thing) but I do if I'm hanging out w/ friends
[Today at 04:15:43 PM] preddy08: Randi, start a daily mantip thread rofl
[Today at 04:15:49 PM] Krandall: I'll be home @ 8:00
[Today at 04:15:59 PM] Krandall: 8:01 pm "Where are you?"
[Today at 04:16:06 PM] Krandall: its like mad give me a fookin break wooman!
[Today at 04:16:23 PM] preddy08: lol
[Today at 04:16:27 PM] Langford: lol
[Today at 04:16:32 PM] preddy08: I cought one extra stoplight CHILL!
[Today at 04:16:56 PM] PeelsSE2: LOL!
[Today at 04:16:59 PM] Mad Dog: New idea, wireless bridge from house to garage. install switch in garage, run 300' to other house, install additional switch, then run through house to the existing wireless router setup as an access point.....gets my run under 330 feet
[Today at 04:17:13 PM] SegKast: on that note Randy, love how telling them ' I'll be back in a couple hours' means EXACTLY 2 hours lol
[Today at 04:17:21 PM] PeelsSE2: LOL!
[Today at 04:17:23 PM] Krandall: lol NO DOUBT!!!!
[Today at 04:17:23 PM] Langford: I probably shouldn't give advice yet...I'm not technically married yet. We have only been dating for almost 8 years
[Today at 04:17:27 PM] preddy08: rofl
[Today at 04:17:29 PM] PeelsSE2: dr phill hour on RS
[Today at 04:17:31 PM] * Mad Dog has no friends, or women....as evident from the fact he's discussing networking on a friday night online Sad
[Today at 04:17:32 PM] SegKast: but 'later; is an unacceptable answer
[Today at 04:17:42 PM] Krandall: rofl MAD DOG!!!
[Today at 04:17:56 PM] SegKast: isn't*
[Today at 04:18:04 PM] PeelsSE2: I likebeing asked to do two more things whilst in the midst of 2 others
[Today at 04:18:38 PM] Krandall: when I was at my parents working on the rappy. I was headed out to the garage
[Today at 04:18:42 PM] SegKast: lol
[Today at 04:18:46 PM] Krandall: she's like how long are you gonna be out there....
[Today at 04:18:52 PM] PeelsSE2: Hasnt she heard of the hunter gatherer theory?
[Today at 04:18:56 PM] Krandall: I give her the dunno shrug.
[Today at 04:18:56 PM] preddy08: or when she give me shit about not doing anything around the house. I just spend all sunday on the room putting up lights I didn't want on a day where the wind gusted up to 45mph.
[Today at 04:19:02 PM] preddy08: I about died for christmas lights
[Today at 04:19:08 PM] Krandall: im coming in when its done... well, HOW LONG is that?!!!
[Today at 04:19:12 PM] Mad Dog: lol
[Today at 04:19:19 PM] PeelsSE2: yes randy. exactly.
[Today at 04:19:21 PM] SegKast: No shit Randy
[Today at 04:19:26 PM] PeelsSE2: THis is therapeutic to me.
[Today at 04:19:31 PM] PeelsSE2: continue lol
[Today at 04:19:33 PM] SegKast: +1 Peels lol
[Today at 04:19:41 PM] Mad Dog: And to me too peels, makes me feel better about being alone lol
[Today at 04:19:46 PM] preddy08: Seggy, Randi....... Per Eddy Murphy "raw" Tell them "I'm gonna be where I'm at!"
[Today at 04:19:49 PM] PeelsSE2: LOL MD!
[Today at 04:19:51 PM] PeelsSE2: in some ways
[Today at 04:19:58 PM] SegKast: pissin me off lol I'm smokin lol
[Today at 04:20:03 PM] SegKast: back ina few
[Today at 04:20:05 PM] Krandall: lol
[Today at 04:20:23 PM] preddy08: Seggy steped for a smoke exactly at 4:20 Huh?
[Today at 04:20:27 PM] preddy08: my time Sad
[Today at 04:20:29 PM] Krandall: the other one I get is....
[Today at 04:20:31 PM] Mad Dog: rofl
[Today at 04:20:39 PM] Krandall: She's tired and going to bed.. so I know nothings gonna happen...
[Today at 04:20:41 PM] PeelsSE2: my favorite thing. she wants a hundred projects done.
[Today at 04:20:44 PM] PeelsSE2: at once.
[Today at 04:20:46 PM] Krandall: but "When you coming to bed"?"
[Today at 04:20:47 PM] preddy08: or is he catching all the timezones
[Today at 04:20:49 PM] troywcc: I just slap the shit outta mine and yell "SHUT BITCH!!! NOW GO FIX ME A TURKEY POT PIE!!!
[Today at 04:20:51 PM] PeelsSE2: but I cant leave any part done.
[Today at 04:21:02 PM] Mad Dog: buy her a big pillow randy lol
[Today at 04:21:05 PM] PeelsSE2: not done
[Today at 04:21:08 PM] Krandall: just had that last night... its like.. woman. I'm in the middle of a level on black ops....
[Today at 04:21:15 PM] PeelsSE2: ERMAHGERD lol
[Today at 04:21:18 PM] Krandall: get your ass in bed and leave me alone!! lol
[Today at 04:21:19 PM] preddy08: rofl
[Today at 04:21:29 PM] PeelsSE2: :bliss:
[Today at 04:21:34 PM] Mad Dog: lol
[Today at 04:21:38 PM] troywcc: just gotta keep the pimp hand strong fellas
[Today at 04:21:40 PM] Langford: ahhhhh....I finally beat that level!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Today at 04:21:41 PM] preddy08: keep a whip on the computer for just such an occasion
[Today at 04:21:51 PM] Krandall: rofl
[Today at 04:22:05 PM] Mad Dog: use youtube lang, shows you how to get 3 stars
[Today at 04:22:19 PM] preddy08: damn it you guys made me loose track of time. I'm the only person in the department!!! rofl
[Today at 04:22:23 PM] Krandall: if I go to bed, thinking somethin may happen, she just crashes and I lay there blue balled. damn wimenz.
[Today at 04:22:28 PM] Mad Dog: rofl @ preddy
[Today at 04:22:40 PM] preddy08: later phuggers
[Today at 04:22:43 PM] Krandall: you're welcome for gettin paid extra to talk about wimenz.
[Today at 04:22:45 PM] Krandall: wave
[Today at 04:22:48 PM] PeelsSE2: LOL later
[Today at 04:22:51 PM] Mad Dog: later bud, good luck with the washer/dryer
[Today at 04:22:58 PM] preddy08: now I get to go home and have a battle. Wish me luck
[Today at 04:23:11 PM] preddy08: start brewing my man chee
[Today at 04:23:19 PM] Langford: good luck, remember to tell her she is just like her mother
[Today at 04:23:32 PM] PeelsSE2: +1
[Today at 04:23:41 PM] Krandall: if it gets bad, go have a beer and stare at the rappy
[Today at 04:23:49 PM] Mad Dog: Tell her you wish she was more like her sister....that goes well
[Today at 04:23:51 PM] Krandall: hold a wrench in your hand though so you can tell her you're working on it though
[Today at 04:23:56 PM] Krandall: ERMAHGERD MD! rofl
[Today at 04:24:01 PM] Langford: or brother if thats your thing...
[Today at 04:24:18 PM] PeelsSE2: rofl
[Today at 04:24:41 PM] PeelsSE2: meh, my wife's sisters are useless
[Today at 04:24:45 PM] PeelsSE2: lol
[Today at 04:24:50 PM] troywcc: or go to the bar and buy everyone rounds all night and put it on the credit card, they love that!
[Today at 04:24:57 PM] PeelsSE2: filthy lazy hoarders
[Today at 04:25:26 PM] Langford: Say something along the lines "why can't you be more like my secretary at work, she is so understanding"....wives LOVE those type of comments
[Today at 04:25:49 PM] PeelsSE2: Langford...
[Today at 04:25:55 PM] Krandall: lol
[Today at 04:25:57 PM] Langford: yessir?
[Today at 04:25:58 PM] PeelsSE2: are you divorced, and how many times? lol
[Today at 04:26:48 PM] Langford: nope, not yet married...been dating my ol' lady for 8 years now...lol
[Today at 04:26:59 PM] Krandall: lol
[Today at 04:27:01 PM] Langford: basically married without the paper
[Today at 04:27:04 PM] troywcc: my tactics work better, I've been married for 20 years
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best QOTD EVER!
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I never know how much of what I say is true.
Bette Midler
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[Today at 09:54:08 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: you guys ever see the little fridge magnets with wirds on em?
Raptor Sources Grammar Nazi...... Reallly..... :rolleyes:
:rofl:
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[Today at 09:54:08 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: you guys ever see the little fridge magnets with wirds on em?
Raptor Sources Grammar Nazi...... Reallly..... :rolleyes:
:rofl:
speaking in LOLspeak. it's an internet accepted language :lol:
dick!
:bird:
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I didn't know the word WORD had a lol speak... ???
:lol:
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[Today at 02:16:40 PM] del ban preddy08: those trannys suck
I bet they do shawn.... I bet they doo......... :rofl:
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[Today at 01:13:38 PM] del ban SegKast: :lol: You ain't a man if you ain't swallowin :rofl:
uhhh? :confused:
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[Today at 01:13:38 PM] del ban SegKast: :lol: You ain't a man if you ain't swallowin :rofl:
uhhh? :confused:
Then you must be Mr. Macho. ;)
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[Today at 01:13:38 PM] del ban SegKast: :lol: You ain't a man if you ain't swallowin :rofl:
uhhh? :confused:
Then you must be Mr. Macho. ;)
Peelz, you got a little bit of Seggy's Machismo on your lips....
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I wish I could complain about that being taken out of context, but I'm pretty sure it's EXACTLY how it looks :(
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there's someone ALWAYS watching :lol:
and someone ALWAYS ready to QOTD you! :rofl:
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Adam700Raptor08: this is true. i eat cock on a daily basis
Rep99099: pass the cock
Colorado700R: QOTD
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"The strong man is strongest when alone." -Friedrich Schiller
This line is from Schiller's Wilhelm Tell, a play about the Swiss folk hero who is said to have shot an apple off his son's head with a crossbow at the behest of the villainous bailiff Albrecht Gessler. As legend has it, Tell was imprisoned, but he escaped and killed Gessler, inspiring a revolt against Austrian rule. In Schiller's play, Tell speaks the line in response to the sentiment that "even the weak grow strong by union."
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[Today at 11:11:37 AM] maguilar496: funyun you like wendys.............................
[Today at 11:11:39 AM] preddy08: LOL
[Today at 11:11:43 AM] Lady4Fiddy: are you guys hopped up on tylenol and wine coolers again?
[Today at 11:11:45 AM] maguilar496: nuts are in your mouth?
[Today at 11:11:47 AM] funyun: ya ill brb
not out of context either........ i swear :lol:
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"What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: It is dearness only that gives every thing its value." -Thomas Paine
This quote is from the beginning of Paine's The American Crisis, his series of pamphlets that famously opens with the line, "These are the times that try men's souls." Paine wrote and distributed the pamphlets starting in 1776, during the outbreak of the revolution he had helped foment earlier that year with Common Sense. A "corsetmaker by trade, a journalist by profession and a propagandist by inclination," Paine remained a provocative and iconoclastic figure, writing against the social establishment and organized religion in The Rights of Man and The Age of Reason
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talking about barker... :lol:
[Today at 10:29:10 AM] del ban preddy08: put a beard and a red suit on him and make him put exhaust under peoples trees
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talking about barker... :lol:
[Today at 10:29:10 AM] del ban preddy08: put a beard and a red suit on him and make him put exhaust under peoples trees
leave him some milk and pancakes on the mantle. :lol:
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A man must have faith in himself to be of any use in the world." -Sir William Osler
Osler, a Canadian physician and founder of Johns Hopkins, was a revolutionary figure in modern medicine and responsible for the increased level of human involvement in the practice of medicine (among other things, he is credited with instituting the concept of residencies). On the subject of human impact on the world, Osler elsewhere adds that if we eliminated the achievements of men over 40 from the whole of human history, our world would be relatively unchanged. "The effective, moving, vitalizing work of the world is done between the ages of 25 and 40."
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So stop waiting until you finish school, until you go back to school, until you lose ten pounds, until you gain ten pounds, until you have kids, until your kids leave the house, until you start work, until you retire, until you get married, until you get divorced, until Friday night, until Sunday morning,until you get a new car or home, until your car or home is paid off, until spring, until summer, until fall, until winter, until you are off welfare, until the first or fifteenth, until your song comes on, until you've had a drink, until you've sobered up, until you die, until you are born again ................
to decide that there is no better time than right now to be HAPPY... @--'-- Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Friends. Frog n Shell
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And outta nowhere with a sharp left hook.....
"PeelsSE2: jesus isnt as old as hefe"
DOWN GOES GRANDPA!!...DOWN GOES GRANDPA!
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Colorado700R: RS chat is a plethra of repressed homosexuality
PeelsSe2: true
Gotta respect a man the can own up to his strife. :lol:
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[Today at 01:01:32 PM] del ban Krandall: what's jet lag?
[Today at 01:01:37 PM] del ban Krandall: help
[Today at 01:01:41 PM] del ban Krandall: lol
[Today at 01:01:42 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: lol
[Today at 01:01:51 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: are you a day ahead still?
[Today at 01:02:02 PM] del ban Colorado700R: it's a hangover with out a party to earn it Sad
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Shawns self affirmation
Rappy08: I grew into a big douche
Rappy08: 8)
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Admin fail
[Today at 12:58:34 PM] Colorado700R: everyone back to normal?
[Today at 12:58:38 PM] <------Trucker: I believe that....
[Today at 12:58:43 PM] Colorado700R: nope
[Today at 12:58:46 PM] SegKast: lol no
[Today at 12:58:47 PM] <------Trucker: Nope...
[Today at 12:59:08 PM] Colorado700R: better?
[Today at 12:59:30 PM] Colorado700R: .
[Today at 12:59:32 PM] Roosinu: Kinda....cept you missed the t...LOL
[Today at 12:59:35 PM] Lookin4truckers: .
[Today at 12:59:38 PM] SegKast:
[Today at 12:59:43 PM] Lookin4truckers: epic fail!
[Today at 12:59:46 PM] Lookin4truckers:
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Handlin bidness
Today at 08:52:21 AM] troywcc: he just likes to dress up like a chick and take it in the ass for christ's sake, you guys are some judgemental mofos
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:lol:
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"There hangs something majestic about a man who has borne his part in battles, especially if he is very quiet regarding it." -Walt Whitman
Whitman wrote extensively about the American Civil War. He had won minor fame by the onset of the war: by 1855, he had already written Leaves of Grass, but it was not yet well known -- only later would it be deemed so obscenely un-publishable that Whitman would be fired for having written it. After reading that his brother had been wounded fighting for the Union, Whitman sought him out, finally finding him with only a superficial wound but surrounded by mangled and crippled soldiers. "Soldiers, soldiers, soldiers, you meet everywhere about the city, often superb-looking men... and carrying canes or crutches," begins "Soldiers and Talks," from which this quote comes.
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"There hangs something majestic about a man who has borne his part in battles, especially if he is very quiet regarding it." -Walt Whitman
Whitman wrote extensively about the American Civil War. He had won minor fame by the onset of the war: by 1855, he had already written Leaves of Grass, but it was not yet well known -- only later would it be deemed so obscenely un-publishable that Whitman would be fired for having written it. After reading that his brother had been wounded fighting for the Union, Whitman sought him out, finally finding him with only a superficial wound but surrounded by mangled and crippled soldiers. "Soldiers, soldiers, soldiers, you meet everywhere about the city, often superb-looking men... and carrying canes or crutches," begins "Soldiers and Talks," from which this quote comes.
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Something majestic hanging down ???
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[Today at 09:18:27 AM] Adam700Raptor08: ive got more info about quads from this chat than anywhere
[Today at 09:18:38 AM] Adam700Raptor08: besides all the balls and weiners talk
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[Today at 09:18:27 AM] Adam700Raptor08: ive got more info about quads from this chat than anywhere
[Today at 09:18:38 AM] Adam700Raptor08: besides all the balls and weiners talk
Well if it wasn't for the balls & weiners talk, some here would have nothing to say (or show)
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:wave:
me = someone
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:wave:
me = someone
you like to talk about balls & weiners??
"Hey Group, mags got something he wants to share............"
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[Today at 04:27:11 PM] del ban maguilar496: yea victorias secret panties feel so good against my skin
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damm :ninja:
now my wife is going to hide them all.
:rofl:
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"A man is a fool who sits looking backward from himself in the past." -Henry Ward Beecher
A minister, abolitionist and political figure in the decades leading up to (and following) the Civil War, Henry Ward Beecher was one of the most influential men in America, championing social causes to much of the country from his church in Brooklyn. This quote continues: "Forget the things that are behind. That is not where you live. Your roots are not there. They are in the present, and you should reach up into the other life."
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"Nature demands little; opinion [demands] a great deal." -Seneca
One of the most well-known Stoics, Seneca the Younger's quote here is also rendered "If you live according to nature, you will never be poor; if you live according to opinion, you will never be rich." Its meaning is a traditional Stoic tenet: Living according to the body's natural needs is wholly different from -- and superior to -- living according to how society measures success.
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[Today at 04:20:04 PM] Spartan727: why the phuck go to australia?
[Today at 04:20:11 PM] maguilar496: cause we can.
[Today at 04:20:17 PM] Mad Dog: because your wife has a good grip on your balls
[Today at 04:20:23 PM] Adam700Raptor08: no give your money to me!
[Today at 04:20:26 PM] Mad Dog: oops, did I type that out loud
[Today at 04:20:26 PM] Spartan727: :rofl:
[Today at 04:20:43 PM] Mad Dog: either that or your brother in law is a good lay.
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[Today at 04:26:46 PM] del ban troywcc: I'm at home having a cock already
noice.
:lol:
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[Today at 04:28:13 PM] del ban maguilar496: according to adam..... you eat asshole then troy
[Today at 04:28:18 PM] del ban maguilar496: he said you are what you eat...........
[Today at 04:28:43 PM] del ban troywcc: I do on occasion I aint gonna lie to you
[Today at 04:29:00 PM] del ban maguilar496: i used to.......
[Today at 04:29:04 PM] del ban maguilar496: not no more Sad
[Today at 04:29:07 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: diet?
[Today at 04:29:15 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: trans fat in asshole?
[Today at 04:29:16 PM] del ban maguilar496: yea rofl
[Today at 04:29:19 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: lol
[Today at 04:29:29 PM] del ban troywcc: assholes don't usually have transfats
[Today at 04:29:41 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: high fructose corn syrup?
[Today at 04:29:43 PM] del ban troywcc: but there are fat trannys
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you missed the best part.
Troy has no shame :lol:
[Today at 04:27:07 PM] maguilar496: is cock and tail even physically possible
[Today at 04:27:11 PM] maguilar496: at the same time troy
[Today at 04:27:16 PM] maguilar496: im inpressed
[Today at 04:27:31 PM] troywcc: it is when you have an enormous asshole like I do
[Today at 04:27:49 PM] PeelsSE2: that is too funny to laugh right there
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Taken from another site, guy said his kid got beat up at school, 2 to 1. One of the replies:
Tell him you'll give him a 100 bucks if he comes home with a tooth....not his....lol
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"When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing to himself." -Louis Nizer
Louis Nizer was one of the most well-known trial lawyers of the last century, with a client list ranging from Charlie Chaplin to Julius Erving. This quote comes from his autobiography My Life in Court, a New York Times bestseller that chronicled some of his more high-profiles cases. Nizer practiced law for over 60 years, throughout which he was known for his wit and eloquence. One of his famous sayings was: "A man who works with his hands is a laborer; a man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman. But a man who works with his hands and his brain and his heart is an artist."
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[Today at 10:45:08 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: see what Im doing...?
[Today at 10:45:12 AM] del ban funyun: just because it cost $$ its not going to be indestructable lol
[Today at 10:45:14 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: IM being funyun
[Today at 10:45:26 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: I dont understand something, so it must be wrong lol
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[Today at 11:07:03 AM] del ban preddy08: my wife has more man cards than you lol
talking to peelz..
Uhhhh, I'm not sure your "wife" having a man card is a good thing shawna.... ???
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[Today at 11:21:25 AM] del ban funyun: had to bang it out and even when its oiled up it doesnt want to go back inside
:rofl:
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I hate when that happens
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This confirms it...
Today at 12:10:07 PM] preddy08: NOS + 15:1 compression is bad ju ju
[Today at 12:10:22 PM] SegKast: if you point it right, you might be able to hit funyun with it
[Today at 12:10:32 PM] preddy08: ya'all eat a big bag of dicks!
[Today at 12:10:42 PM] funyun: nom nom nom
[Today at 12:10:48 PM] preddy08: wagon load!
[Today at 12:10:51 PM] funyun: dibs on the chocolate ones
[Today at 12:11:03 PM] Spartan727: :lol:
[Today at 12:11:12 PM] preddy08: sick!
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[Today at 03:51:37 PM] del ban Spartan727: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/01/20/teenager-had-testicle-removed-unnecessarily-in-cumbria-115875-22861449/ FAIL
[Today at 03:57:48 PM] del ban Krandall: help
[Today at 03:57:55 PM] del ban Krandall: just read the link...
[Today at 03:57:59 PM] del ban Krandall: didn't click
[Today at 04:00:02 PM] del ban preddy08: Thats pretty eff'in sweet!
[Today at 04:00:12 PM] del ban preddy08: how do you phuck that up?
[Today at 04:01:19 PM] del ban Spartan727: Apparently you can't tell a tumor from a cyst without losing a nut
[Today at 04:02:53 PM] del ban Lady4Fiddy: ouch
[Today at 04:03:31 PM] del ban rappyfreak: damn!
[Today at 04:03:33 PM] del ban preddy08: how would you know
[Today at 04:03:35 PM] del ban preddy08: lady
[Today at 04:03:58 PM] del ban preddy08: are you and aaron not telling us something
[Today at 04:04:14 PM] del ban rappyfreak: Aaron and Nicholas?
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[Today at 04:10:44 PM] del ban troywcc: I fart you just have to listen closely
[Today at 04:10:53 PM] del ban Krandall: lol
[Today at 04:11:05 PM] del ban Spartan727: empty corona bottle in the wind?
[Today at 04:11:08 PM] del ban Krandall: sound like darth vader breathing out
[Today at 04:11:11 PM] del ban Krandall: lol
[Today at 04:11:12 PM] del ban rappyfreak: listen closely and he sharts!
[Today at 04:11:29 PM] del ban Spartan727: rofl
[Today at 04:11:50 PM] del ban troywcc: yall some sick bastaards
[Today at 04:12:00 PM] del ban Spartan727: that's why you like us so much Troy
[Today at 04:12:35 PM] del ban troywcc: yeppers
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she asked Aaron.
[Today at 04:34:09 PM] del ban Lady4Fiddy: Lick my clam randy!
:lol:
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"The proof that man is the noblest of all creatures is that no other creature has ever denied it." -Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
The notebooks left behind by writer and physicist Lichtenberg are characterized by their erudition, written in the style of self-contained reflections that rely only on thought and logic to investigate some deeper philosophical puzzle. They consistently illustrate Lichtenberg's wittiness, though; he describes late-middle age, for example, as a time "when even in the case of poets, reason and passion begin to discuss a peace treaty and usually conclude it not very long afterward."
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"Learn who you are and become it." -Pindar
One of the best-known Greek poets, Pindar is responsible for some of the most quoted lines from antiquity ("War is sweet to those who know it not"). This particular quote is the English phrasing used by writer E. Christian Kopff in The Devil Knows Latin, wherein Kopff applies the line to the characterization in The Godfather. Elsewhere in his Odes, Pindar expresses the fleeting nature of man's glory: "Things of a day - what are we, and what not? Man is a dream of shadows."
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[Today at 02:49:47 PM] del ban preddy08: I blew the wrong way in that evac valve the second I got it and ripped a hole in the lining. Kenney replaced it lol
[Today at 02:49:56 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: ERMAHGERD preddy LOL
[Today at 02:50:09 PM] del ban preddy08: I do shit like that all the time
[Today at 02:50:12 PM] del ban maguilar496: :rofl: preddy
[Today at 02:50:13 PM] del ban funyun: they break that easy?
[Today at 02:50:14 PM] del ban funyun: wtf
[Today at 02:50:15 PM] del ban preddy08: :aaron2:
[Today at 02:50:21 PM] del ban SegKast: gotcha Magz thumbs up
[Today at 02:50:24 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: yep same here
[Today at 02:50:32 PM] del ban preddy08: its just a thin rubber diaphram
[Today at 02:50:37 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: no preddy just blows hard\
[Today at 02:50:41 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: :lol:
[Today at 02:50:52 PM] del ban preddy08: <<< I R DUM BUM
[Today at 02:50:56 PM] del ban preddy08: DUM BUM?
[Today at 02:50:58 PM] del ban preddy08: DUM DUM
[Today at 02:51:00 PM] del ban maguilar496: he can blow the lining off a tractor iner tube.
[Today at 02:51:06 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: woot
[Today at 02:51:22 PM] del ban preddy08: i was really debating on weather not to tell you phuggers lol
[Today at 02:51:31 PM] del ban funyun: so its basically like the 3$ plastic ones but fancy on the outside?
[Today at 02:51:32 PM] del ban maguilar496: he can blow the seals toa hatch door in a submarine
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"If it kills you, it kills you. A man must constantly exceed his level." -Bruce Lee
Perhaps the most famous martial artist in recent history, Bruce Lee was also an avid student of philosophy and developed his own personal philosophy of martial arts ("Jeet Kune Do"). He fought competitive matches against fighters of various other disciplines,as well as acting in films and on television. he also wrote three books before he died suddenly at the age of 32. In spite of the shortness of his life, Lee was named one of TIME's most influential figures of the century, and has been credited with single-handedly popularizing Hong Kong martial arts films outside of Asia.
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[Today at 09:43:45 AM] del ban Adam700Raptor08: daaaaaaaaaaamn my leg was swolen this mornin
[Today at 09:44:18 AM] del ban preddy08: DID IT GET UP AND WALK OFF?
[Today at 09:44:27 AM] del ban preddy08: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[Today at 09:43:45 AM] del ban Adam700Raptor08: daaaaaaaaaaamn my leg was swolen this mornin
[Today at 09:44:18 AM] del ban preddy08: DID IT GET UP AND WALK OFF?
[Today at 09:44:27 AM] del ban preddy08: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
LOL maybe it got up and kicked him in the ass :lol:
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[Today at 09:47:38 PM] del ban Oilfield_Mafia: not at all actually.. we are tripping out to get a new bit.
[Today at 09:49:01 PM] del ban Spartan727: ahh that sucks
[Today at 09:49:29 PM] del ban oooh Biiiilly: oil just sent me this
[Today at 09:49:33 PM] del ban Oilfield_Mafia: its all good. the bit is worn out
[Today at 09:49:35 PM] del ban oooh Biiiilly: (http://i399.photobucket.com/albums/pp79/4gunz4x4z/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_3607.png)
[Today at 09:50:14 PM] del ban oooh Biiiilly: oilfield?? More like oillyfield..
[Today at 09:50:15 PM] del ban Spartan727: rofl
[Today at 09:50:27 PM] del ban oooh Biiiilly: bawhahahahaha!!!!
[Today at 09:50:35 PM] del ban Oilfield_Mafia: Gunny is a nasty whore.. :lol:
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"Self-trust is the essence of heroism." -Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Our culture... must not omit the arming of the man," writes Emerson."Heroism is an obedience to a secret impulse of an individual's character," and self-trust (or self-confidence), "is generous, hospitable, temperate, scornful of petty
calculations and scornful of being scorned." The father of his own school of American individualism, Emerson continues: "When you have resolved to be great, abide by yourself and do not weakly try to reconcile yourself with the world."
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"A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's." -Jean Paul Richter
German Romanticism was characterized more by wit and satire than the literary facets of many other major European artistic movements, which were typically more serious in their subject matter and ornate in their prose. But like the others, it idealized past eras as both simpler than and superior to the present. The naturalistic tone of Bavarian author Jean Paul Richter's writing fits the period: "Lift thyself up, look around and see something higher and brighter than earth, earthworms and earthly darkness."
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Today at 12:08:29 PM] preddy08: you'd be better off calling them
[Today at 12:08:55 PM] funyun: bout to work some jew magic
[Today at 12:09:04 PM] Krandall: :rofl:
[Today at 12:09:07 PM] preddy08: get two sets mega jew
[Today at 12:09:12 PM] Krandall: put the yamika on and DO WERK!
[Today at 12:09:17 PM] preddy08: I want some gen twos
[Today at 12:09:45 PM] funyun: you have gen 2s
[Today at 12:09:52 PM] funyun: yamika is my thinkin cap
[Today at 12:09:53 PM] preddy08: yes sir
[Today at 12:10:16 PM] preddy08: :rofl:
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[Today at 04:11:02 PM] del ban Lady4Fiddy: Ethan has a girl HERE!
[Today at 04:11:09 PM] del ban Colorado700R: :run:
[Today at 04:11:16 PM] del ban Colorado700R: check for penis!
[Today at 04:11:18 PM] del ban Spartan727: Are you sure it's a girl?
[Today at 04:11:20 PM] del ban phucker: is she tied up?
[Today at 04:11:21 PM] del ban Colorado700R: :lol:
[Today at 04:11:23 PM] del ban Lady4Fiddy: I think he was planning on this
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[Today at 04:13:11 PM] del ban Mad Dog: but is there an adam's apple lady? "she" may be post-op.
[Today at 04:13:17 PM] del ban Krandall: :lol:
[Today at 04:13:20 PM] del ban Lady4Fiddy: no adams apple
[Today at 04:13:20 PM] del ban Colorado700R: :rofl:
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Today at 12:08:29 PM] preddy08: you'd be better off calling them
[Today at 12:08:55 PM] funyun: bout to work some jew magic
[Today at 12:09:04 PM] Krandall: :rofl:
[Today at 12:09:07 PM] preddy08: get two sets mega jew
[Today at 12:09:12 PM] Krandall: put the yamika on and DO WERK!
[Today at 12:09:17 PM] preddy08: I want some gen twos
[Today at 12:09:45 PM] funyun: you have gen 2s
[Today at 12:09:52 PM] funyun: yamika is my thinkin cap
[Today at 12:09:53 PM] preddy08: yes sir
[Today at 12:10:16 PM] preddy08: :rofl:
You think I was joking? Guess who has some FREE gen 2 stickers being shipped out on monday 8)
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I think this should win quote of the year...
(came from a thread on Raptor Forum about turbo chargers)
So, how do you turn up the psi, like a pump for Fox FLOAT shocks, or an air compressor?
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I think this should win quote of the year...
(came from a thread on Raptor Forum about turbo chargers)
So, how do you turn up the psi, like a pump for Fox FLOAT shocks, or an air compressor?
dats a good one right there :lol:
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ERMAHGERD.......maybe that's krandalls rf alter ego lol
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JOKE OF THE YEAR
Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business.
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"Every actual animal is somewhat dull and somewhat mad." -George Santayana
Writer and philosopher George Santayana wrote the above in describing the condition of man in The Life of Reason. Encased in ignorance, man "is amused by the antics of the brute dreaming within his breast," and thus "the best human intelligence is still decidedly barbarous; it fights in heavy armour and keeps a fool at court." Nonetheless, Santayana adds, "these imperfections are so human that we should hardly recognise ourselves if we could shake them off altogether."
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"A woman can only become a man's friend in three stages: first, she's an agreeable acquaintance, then a mistress, and only after that a friend." -Anton Chekhov
This line is spoken by the character Astrov in Chekhov's Uncle Vanya. Astrov is the play's cynical doctor-philosopher, a character who, like the rest of the cast, is steeped in a sense of malaise from an apparently directionless life. Astrov mourns that his small-minded country life has ruined him (as another character says, "the world is not destroyed by villains and conflagrations, but by hate and malice and all this spiteful tattling"). Astrov, for his part, apologizes for his above comment: "Yes, I must confess I am getting vulgar, but then, you see, I am drunk."
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[Today at 01:15:31 PM] del ban troywcc: Im gonna eat goat pussy and then on to its asshole
[Today at 01:15:50 PM] del ban troywcc: just sayin
wish I could say this was a quote change.... :help:
:rofl:
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Today at 05:03:55 PM] Colorado700R: thursday, Shawn's folks resturant peeler?
[Today at 05:04:02 PM] PeelsSE2: Yeah I think Im in.
[Today at 05:04:12 PM] PeelsSE2: might bring the whole fam damily
[Today at 05:04:14 PM] Colorado700R: sweet, I'll bring the astroglide
[Today at 05:04:23 PM] PeelsSE2: LOL
[Today at 05:04:26 PM] Colorado700R: whoops...bad timing
[Today at 05:04:34 PM] PeelsSE2: about to say....
hmmm maybe I shouldnt bring them. :lol:
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I'll bring it anyway....just in case :lol:
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"The human male associates with his fellows less by desire than by habit... in his heart he is a solitary individual, pitted heroically against the world." -Will Durant
Will Durant is perhaps best known for The Story of Civilization, from which this quote comes -- a 10,000-page series covering world history from the ancient world through the modern era (the series' 11 volumes were written over the course of 40 years, between 1935 and 1975). Man does not choose society because he wants to, Durant explains: "He combines with other men because isolation endangers him, and because there are many things that can be done better together than alone."
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"Man is a noble animal, splendid in ashes and pompous in the grave." -Thomas Browne
English author Thomas Browne wrote several works that are ostensibly about one subject, but use it as a launching point for expansive philosophical reflections (he also wrote Religio Medici, a sort of early memoir). This quote comes from Hydriotaphia, Urn Burial, in which Browne turns from a practically journalistic examination of newly discovered Roman urns to a reflection on the human condition and the life of man: "Happy are they whom privacy makes innocent, who deal so with men in this world, that they are not afraid to meet them in the next; who, when they die, make no commotion among the dead."
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Talking about my new YFZ...
[Today at 09:23:59 PM] Spartan727: I keep wondering wtf have I gotten myself into now
[Today at 09:25:01 PM] Mad Dog: Remember to turn the gas off when you're not riding it
[Today at 09:25:16 PM] Spartan727: Even sitting in the back?
[Today at 09:25:21 PM] Mad Dog: always
[Today at 09:25:27 PM] Spartan727: oh...brb then
[Today at 09:25:31 PM] Mad Dog: :lol:
[Today at 09:25:35 PM] funyun: :lol:
[Today at 09:25:49 PM] Mad Dog: that seriously makes my night :rofl:
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:rofl:
"All censure of a man's self is oblique praise. It is in order to show how much he can spare." -Samuel Johnson
The influential 18th-century English writer Samuel Johnson was single-handedly responsible for one of the first major English dictionaries, as well as a series of essays, poetry, biographies and works about great literature. His personal life was, however, overshadowed by little-understood health problems; he survived testicular cancer and tuberculosis, and lived his life with what is now believed to have been Tourette's syndrome (for his part, Johnson -- commonly referred to as "Dr. Johnson" -- assumed that he was going mad). This line is attributed to Johnson in the Life of Samuel Johnson, James Boswell's biography of the writer, and one of the most important biographies written in English.
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"Life is easy to chronicle, but bewildering to practice." -E. M. Forster
This line is from A Room With a View, Forster's 1908 novel critiquing Victorian society (which was on its way out) and contrasting it with Edwardian society (on its way in). Forster was a lifelong humanist, and though he began A Room With a View at a young age -- probably in his early 20s -- the novel deals with all the themes that would come to characterize his writing: romance, culture, a vague societal optimism, and a desire for freedom from restrictive tradition.
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"Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing it is always from the noblest motives." -Oscar Wilde
The 19th-century Irish writer's aphorisms have much to say on the subject of stupidity and the general population, for whom Wilde had little regard. "Vulgarity and stupidity are two very vivid facts in modern life," Wilde wrote. "One regrets them, naturally. But there they are. They are subjects for study, like everything else." As well as indulging in critical misanthropy, Wilde reserved space for dismissive wit: "Women are made to be loved, not to be understood."
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[Today at 03:11:51 PM] del ban SegKast: Hey peels... I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but I'd kinna like to make love to you tonight :shrug:
[Today at 03:12:00 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: what in the shit
[Today at 03:12:03 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: :lol:
[Today at 03:12:20 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: <checks his schedule>
[Today at 03:12:23 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: :lol:
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LOL^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
you need to warn a fella before you quote movies like that :homo:
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"Man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed but not defeated." -Ernest Hemingway
This quote is from The Old Man and the Sea, Hemingway's novella about a Cuban fisherman struggling to return home with an enormous marlin. The novella is one of the last pieces of fiction Hemingway published in his lifetime; he won the Pulitzer Prize for the story, and it catapulted him back into literary celebrity (as well helping him win the Nobel Prize). However, Hemingway spent the next decade overcoming various illnesses, and his mental health deteriorated along with his physical health. The author eventually committed suicide in 1961.
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"The natural role of 20th-century man is anxiety." -Norman Mailer
In his 1957 article "The White Negro," the 20th-century American writer addresses the endless suffering of man. "If the fate of 20th-century man is to live with death from adolescence to premature senescence," then the only livable answer is to adopt "the life where a man must go until he is beat, where he must gamble with his energies through all those small or large crises of courage and unforeseen situations which beset his day." While the New York Times review of Mailer's novel The Naked and the Dead, which he wrote at the age of 25, admitted his writing was ambitious and ruthlessly honest, it also referred to the book as "washed up by the choppy waters of disillusionment," indicative of the sort of countercultural positions Mailer often championed.
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"I insist that the object of all true education is not to make men carpenters, it is to make carpenters men." -W. E. B. Du Bois
Du Bois, a 20th-century intellectual leader, proposed that there are two ways to "make carpenters men" in "The Talented Tenth," his essay on the state of education for black men. The first is to provide a man and his community with "teachers and leaders to teach him and his family what life means," and the second, "to give him sufficient intelligence and technical skill to make him an efficient workman." According to Du Bois, education and work are the means to uplift a people. "Work alone will not do it unless inspired by the right ideals and guided by intelligence."
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Today at 08:40:46 AM] Krandall: funyun, grown ups are talking.
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:lol:
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annnd....what, praytell, does Krandall know about being "grown up"? :oldman:
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[Today at 04:24:24 PM] del ban Krandall: he liked his girlyfriend, just wasn't working out because she lived in Baudette still
[Today at 04:24:29 PM] del ban Krandall: so like.... 5+ hours away.
[Today at 04:24:34 PM] del ban Mad Dog: Listening Ranger...though why you'd want my opinion on anything eludes me :lol:
[Today at 04:24:44 PM] del ban Mad Dog: Yeah, that long distance shit is no good
[Today at 04:25:11 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: MD. you may border on the bizarre. you are wise
[Today at 04:25:22 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: lol
[Today at 04:25:24 PM] del ban Spartan727: Have to replace my clutch lever...I am looking at either a stock replacement, a set of ASVs for 100-140 bucks, or this ebay special for 30 that has a quick adjust feature
[Today at 04:25:34 PM] del ban Mad Dog: :lol: well that's very kind of you peels Wink
[Today at 04:25:37 PM] del ban SegKast: 5 hours !? DAMN !!!
[Today at 04:25:50 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: most men dream of being 5 hours from their women
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[Today at 07:58:41 PM] Mad Dog: we need group buy
[Today at 07:58:51 PM] PeelsSE2: on teletubbies
[Today at 07:58:55 PM] Spartan727: I wish I did have one haha, my last trip was awesome
pat wants the purple one
(http://www.americanenglishdoctor.com/IMAGES/teletubbies.jpg)
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btw that pic is the annual Raptorsource admin conference.
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"Shy and unready men are great betrayers of secrets; for there are few wants more urgent for the moment than the want of something to say." -Sir Henry Taylor
The 19th-century playwright takes a satirical look at civil government in The Statesman, an investigation into "the nature of political rights and bodies politic." In criticizing the way in which men of ambition hold power over other men, Taylor also makes salient points about human relationships. He says that trusting a man implicitly assures his confidence further than trusting him only somewhat. "Whom a statesman trusts at all he should trust largely... In nine cases out of ten of betrayed confidence in affairs of state, vanity is the traitor."
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"All men can do great things, if they know what great things are." -Samuel Butler
The 19th-century novelist continues in Note-Books to admit that fully appreciating greatness is, however, not as easy as it seems: "So hard is this last that even where it exists the knowledge is as much unknown as known to them that have it." Butler's notes leap from subject to seemingly unrelated subject, and their sections often consist of only a single thought. Elsewhere, under the heading "My Birthright," Butler writes simply: "I had to steal my own birthright. I stole it and was bitterly punished. But I saved my soul alive."
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Today at 08:40:46 AM] Krandall: funyun, grown ups are talking.
I do believe randy got owned about 30 seconds after that quote, should have posted it all :nod:
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:blah:
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"The happiness of men consists in life. And life is in labor." -Leo Tolstoy
The 19th-century Russian writer's book-length essay What Then Must We Do? (or What Is To Be Done?), explores the suspicion that blue-collar physical labor denies a man loftier pleasures. Tolstoy found the opposite to be true: "The more intense the work, and the nearer it approached to rough work on the land, the more enjoyment and information I obtained... the more happiness life brought me." Tolstoy concluded: "Man has eyes in order to see with them, ears in order to hear with them, legs in order to walk with them, and hands and a back to work with."
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Well, if this isn't worthy - I don't know what is:
Today at 08:01:23 AM] troywcc: can do drugs for decades and no one calls you a drug addict, suck one dick and you're a cocksucker for life!!!
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Well, if this isn't worthy - I don't know what is:
Today at 08:01:23 AM] troywcc: can do drugs for decades and no one calls you a drug addict, suck one dick and you're a cocksucker for life!!!
this is pure Troy genius! :lol:
but Randy's was more eye-opening.
Today at 10:01:23 AM] Krandall: I feel like such a girl.
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you mis quoted me. you forgot the :lol:
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"What a man knows at 50 that he did not know at 20 is, for the most part, incommunicable." -Adlai Stevenson
In a speech to the graduating class of 1954 at Princeton University, the early 20th-century American politician addressed the students as "a generation that was born and nurtured in the depths of depression," suggesting that the problems they faced were beyond his personal ability to address. "You know them only too well. Perhaps you can solve them. I would not presume to tell you how to do it." For the most part, he continued, the understanding of a wiser man boils down to, "the human experiences and emotions of this earth and of oneself and other men; and perhaps, too, a little faith, and a little reverence for things you cannot see."
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[Today at 01:27:51 PM] del ban funyun: where do you want it baby
[Today at 01:27:53 PM] del ban funyun: bzzzzt
[Today at 01:27:55 PM] del ban funyun: bzzzt
[Today at 01:28:03 PM] del ban Lady4Fiddy: who's your daddy!
[Today at 01:28:06 PM] del ban Lady4Fiddy: bzzzt
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[Today at 01:37:01 PM] del ban funyun: wow
[Today at 01:37:04 PM] del ban funyun: makes me think of a genius idea
[Today at 01:37:11 PM] del ban Lady4Fiddy: uh oh
[Today at 01:37:14 PM] del ban funyun: A rape van painted with a wheres waldo theme
[Today at 01:37:19 PM] del ban Krandall: :rofl:
[Today at 01:37:21 PM] del ban funyun: and waldo is right next to the back door
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"At 21 a man is a musical instrument given to the other sex." -J. M. Barrie
The author, best remembered for Peter Pan, also wrote The Little Minister in 1891: the story of a minister who struggles to resist the advances of a noblewoman (played by Katherine Hepburn in the film adaptation released over 40 years later). "The life of every man," Barrie reflects, "is a diary in which he means to write one story, and writes another; and his humblest hour is when he compares the volume as it is with what he vowed to make it."
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[Today at 11:42:49 AM] del ban Johny_Ringo: thanks for the nuts funyun gotem saturday
??? funyun's sharin his nuts....
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[Today at 02:38:41 PM] del ban Krandall: Yea, it sucks breaking heimens.
[Today at 02:38:42 PM] del ban Mad Dog: just better ones
[Today at 02:38:44 PM] del ban Lady4Fiddy: ERMAHGERD! Its coming up so fast!
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"A man's dying is more the survivors' affair than his own." -Thomas Mann
Widely considered to be one of the most influential works of 20th-century German literature, The Magic Mountain is intended as a satirical commentary on death and dying (he wrote the novel while his wife was in a sanatorium). Its main character, Hans Castorp, spends seven years trying to escape the bleakness and death of a sanatorium, until finally the novel concludes with his release and enlistment to serve in World War I. Despite the morbidity of the premise, the novel is not overwhelmingly negative: "I have made a dream poem of humanity. I will cling to it. I will be good. I will let death have no mastery over my thoughts. For therein lies goodness and love of humankind, and in nothing else."
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[Today at 04:00:10 PM] del ban preddy08: I love telling Aaron his future wife thinks I have tasty meat
[Today at 04:00:34 PM] del ban Krandall: is it wrong if I think you have tasty meat as well? ???
[Today at 04:01:44 PM] del ban preddy08: I aim to please both genders with my meat. ;)
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it's all about the market share preddy. :thumbs:
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
The German philosopher used his late-19th-century novel Thus Spake Zarathustra to explore his own beliefs through the mouthpiece of the main character, Zarathustra, a fictional divine prophet. He wrote that man is a bridge between the animal and the ideal man (Uebermensch): "a dangerous wayfaring, a dangerous looking-back, a dangerous trembling and halting." He was somewhat less emphatic about women ("concerning woman, one should only talk unto men").
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quoting Nietschze now?
"GERD is dead."
LOLS my bro-in-law has a holy roller t-shirt that says "nietschze is dead" -GERD
:rofl:
"out of chaos, comes order"
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adam talking about his magic leg :lol:
Today at 12:24:08 PM] Adam700Raptor08: NOT ITS NOT PEELS
[Today at 12:24:16 PM] Adam700Raptor08: LIKE SUCKING ON A 9V BATTERY
[Today at 12:25:12 PM] Adam700Raptor08: anywho
[Today at 12:25:31 PM] PeelsSE2: anywhoo
[Today at 12:25:41 PM] PeelsSE2: dyin ova here
[Today at 12:26:12 PM] PeelsSE2: noted: do not touch prosthetic limbs with my tongue.
[Today at 12:26:30 PM] PeelsSE2: great advice as I go out into this world of unknowns
[Today at 12:26:35 PM] PeelsSE2: :lol:
[Today at 12:26:59 PM] Adam700Raptor08: some countires...its considered an honor
stay classy adam
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"If you teach a man anything he will never learn it." -George Bernard Shaw
The 20th-century Irish playwright argued in his preface to Back to Methuselah, a series of plays, that false doctrine drove out actual genius, while "mindless forgotten nonentities governed the land" and "sent men to the prison or the gallows for blasphemy and sedition." The works envisioned the evolution of the human race in the distant future. Shaw's preface continued that "mankind cannot be saved from without, by schoolmasters or any other sort of masters: it can only be lamed and enslaved by them."
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[Today at 04:40:57 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: hey what if Im addicted to internet porn.. do I get a 10 minute break for that?
:rofl:
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smokers get a 10 minute break for their addiction. :confused: :lol:
MD is addicted to banging farm animals, no break concession for that im sure, I don't see his boss saying why dont you take 10.
Im all about equality :thumbs:
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Peels you've got it all wrong. They arent addicted to smoking, they do it because they like to :rofl:
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LOL funyun ^^^^
[Today at 07:27:21 AM] Chocolate Thunder: hahaha. friday night we had to go shopping for a big black dildo
well theyre right arent they langford....
you don't go back. :lol:
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Today at 09:42:30 AM] Adam700Raptor08: anal lube is the best
rock it out brutha! :thumbs:
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"Man is a mystery. One must solve it. I occupy myself with this mystery because I want to be a man." -Fyodor Dostoevsky
The 19th-century Russian writer, best known for his novel Crime and Punishment, wrestled with the idea of the human condition while writing about the psychological state of man; his musings are considered a precursor to 20th-century Existentialism. These were the prophetic words of the writer -- at the time only 18 years old -- in a letter to his brother. He wrote: "the atmosphere of man's soul consists in a fusion of heaven with earth" and "the law of man's inner nature is beyond him."
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"A man who does not endeavour to seem more than he is will generally be thought nothing of." -William Hazlitt
In his 1837 treatise In The Manner of Rochefoucault's Maxims, the English humanist writer continues: "we habitually make such large deductions for pretence and imposture that no real merit will stand against them. It is necessary to set off our good qualities with a certain air of plausibility and self-importance, as some attention to fashion is necessary." On the same subject of appearance and character, Hazlitt also notes in his book of essays, Table Talk, that judging by looks, through seemingly "the most superficial, is perhaps the safest, and least liable to deceive," as "actions may be counterfeited; but a man cannot help his looks."
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[Today at 02:59:52 PM] SegKast: Hola Lang
[Today at 02:59:58 PM] SegKast: How goes the day Corrie >
[Today at 02:59:58 PM] PeelsSE2: so...glad you arre not black
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[Today at 03:04:34 PM] PeelsSE2: just saying, I dont wanna see you drinking outta my water fountain
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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damn you troy! :rofl:
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"The most tragic thing in the world is a man of genius who is not also a man of honor." -George Bernard Shaw
This quote came from the Irish playwright's 1906 work, The Doctor's Dilemma, which, like most of his work, illustrated ethically ambiguous situations. Even Shaw's bleaker plays tended to have his trademark wit: he is said to have been one of the most influential playwrights in the English language. But The Doctor's Dilemma never strays into overly serious territory. "Life does not cease to be funny when people die," announces the main character, Dr. Ridgeon, "any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."
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[Today at 07:00:07 PM] SegKast: time to hit the gym as Geo's cock gobblin ass would say
[Today at 07:00:18 PM] Spartan727: Later geo, I mean seg :lol:
[Today at 07:00:18 PM] SegKast: :beer: Stay beautiful Bitches
[Today at 07:00:22 PM] Langford: have fun, do a few extra reps for me
[Today at 07:00:25 PM] Spartan727: :flex:
[Today at 07:00:28 PM] SegKast: hell no
[Today at 07:00:36 PM] Langford: then pinch your ass and wink in the mirror for me too
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"Man's greatest concern is to know how he shall properly fill his place in the universe and correctly understand what he must be in order to be a man." -Immanuel Kant
In his 1904 book, Educational Theory of Immanuel Kant, the German philosopher explained that man has an incomplete understanding of his will and his compulsions. He argued that articulating -- as opposed to only philosophizing -- about morals is crucial. "The simple man has a sense of right very early, but very late, or not at all, a concept of right." In other words, "filling his place in the universe" requires deciding, intellectually and with reasoning, to be guided by certain morals -- rather than just growing into them.
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"The men who know most are the most gloomy." -Bertrand Russell
In his 1955 Russell-Einstein Manifesto, the British philosopher sought to articulate the dangers of nuclear warfare. The document was issued in the midst of the Cold War and boasted a collection of famous signatories (including Einstein). Elsewhere, Russell meditated on happiness: sometimes a man "may feel so completely thwarted that he seeks no form of satisfaction, but only distraction and oblivion... he seeks to make life bearable by becoming less alive. Drunkenness, for example, is temporary suicide."
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totally true.
Ignorance is bliss. :thumbs: I wish I was stupid, like preddy, life would be sweet.
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Or like funyun :lol:
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we know..
[Today at 03:21:04 PM] del ban preddy08: What can I say, randi and I like it black
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[Today at 04:00:51 PM] del ban Mad Dog: hmm, if I consider the computer a replacement for a woman and a social life...which at this point it basically is anyway....I'm sure I can justify a larger budget :)
[Today at 04:01:01 PM] del ban Krandall: :rofl:
[Today at 04:01:09 PM] del ban Krandall: md, you don't need a girl
[Today at 04:01:13 PM] del ban Krandall: you have raptor forums
[Today at 04:01:17 PM] del ban Mad Dog: I've talked to you bastards more than I have a woman
[Today at 04:01:19 PM] del ban Krandall: :lol:
[Today at 04:01:22 PM] del ban Krandall: :rofl:
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A man can stand anything except a succession of ordinary days." -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The 19th-century German writer was anything but ordinary. His legacy extended into at least three different fields and he is considered one of history's greatest polymaths. A 1926 attempt by psychologist Catherine Cox to estimate the IQs of major historical figures put Goethe squarely at the top, estimating his at 210 (5 points above Einstein). Goethe started writing when very young -- allegedly he wrote an experimental novel in six languages at the age of seven -- and he went on to write about color theory and biology as well as producing landmark works of literature.
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[Today at 03:50:34 PM] del ban Spartan727: I like the Monster ones on ebay
[Today at 03:50:43 PM] del ban Spartan727: black like your men
:confused:
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:nana:
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[Today at 05:41:16 PM] del ban Rep99099: Spartan727, ok how do you want to receive it?
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In da :moon:
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Spartan727: I got my raptor jacked up right now to pull the wheels and tie rods off
phucker: wtf did you :stump: it again?
Spartan727: I did hit a tree a few weeks ago haha
phucker: of course you did
Spartan727: yeah...me being a dumbass and powering it too hard
phucker: we could take you to the sierra desert and you would find an oasis to crash into
Spartan727: lmfao probably
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:lol:
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nice how he left out a few lines in that conversation
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eh they were just mumbo jumbo.... took a funny conversation and made it boring
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[Today at 09:29:15 PM] Geo: in the butthole
[Today at 09:29:22 PM] Geo: thats the way uhuh uhuh i liiiike it
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"No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man." -Heraclitus
The pre-Socratic Greek philosopher's rise to fame was credited to this quote from Fragment 41. As with other pre-Socratics, his writings only survived in fragments quoted by other authors. This famous saying was quoted in Plato's Cratylus by his character Socrates. Socrates was something of a recurring character in Plato's writings, and historians still debate which facts about Socrates were true of the actual historical figure compared to the literary character. Some argue that Socrates may not even have existed, though this is not the consensus.
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"No sane man can be happy, for to him life is real, and he sees what a fearful thing it is." -Mark Twain
The American author worked on his final novel, The Mysterious Stranger, from roughly 1890 until 1910. The character "Satan" -- the nephew of Satan proper -- appeared as a youth in order to befriend a group of boys in a 16th-century Austrian hamlet. Satan continued: "Only the mad can be happy, and not many of those. The few that imagine themselves kings or gods are happy, the rest are no happier than the sane." Twain was working on a final version of The Mysterious Stranger when he died, but two others exist, and the book's posthumous printing was fleshed out with these other versions.
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Today at 01:42:43 PM] Adam700Raptor08: mines loose
[Today at 01:43:01 PM] maguilar496: :lol:
Today at 01:43:12 PM] maguilar496: i wouldnt advertize that adam
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[Today at 04:44:22 PM] del ban preddy08: I'll show you TINY!!!!
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[Today at 09:42:28 AM] del ban tonto13: hey i let ya gey me back preddy
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[Today at 10:17:05 AM] del ban Krandall: peelz walkin aroudn the office w/ a monster boner?
[Today at 10:17:08 AM] del ban Krandall: :lol:
[Today at 10:17:12 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: well thats normal
[Today at 10:17:19 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: I call that mondays
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[Today at 10:17:05 AM] del ban Krandall: peelz walkin aroudn the office w/ a monster boner?
[Today at 10:17:08 AM] del ban Krandall: :lol:
[Today at 10:17:12 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: well thats normal
[Today at 10:17:19 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: I call that mondays
horny goat weed does it again! :lol: :clap:
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:rofl:
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Mad Dog: anyways, women are evil, modding is evil, stock quads and masturbation FTW
Mad Dog: ....discuss....
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"Show me a man with both feet on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't put his pants on." -Arthur K. Watson
Watson was the son of Thomas J. Watson, IBM's most influential president and the man who oversaw the company's rise to prominence through the first half of the 20th century. Arthur took over the presidency of the company from his father, and during his tenure, IBM's international sales grew from $50 million to $2.5 billion. Watson resigned in 1970 to become the U.S. ambassador to France; he went on to become the first official U.S. liaison to the People's Republic of China.
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[Today at 11:59:07 AM] del ban Krandall: have you tried the gorilla duct tape?
[Today at 11:59:14 AM] del ban Krandall: holy eff ballz.
[Today at 11:59:16 AM] del ban preddy08: nope
[Today at 11:59:26 AM] del ban SegKast: I have, it was holding my shift shaft in last time I was at the dunes :rofl:
[Today at 11:59:29 AM] del ban Krandall: I didn't think duct tape could be improved.
[Today at 11:59:41 AM] del ban Krandall: :rofl: Seg
[Today at 11:59:58 AM] del ban SegKast: actually, it was holding the stick in my shift shaft from coming out. Trail fixes, FTW !!!
[Today at 12:00:08 PM] del ban Adam700Raptor08: gorilla duct tape?
[Today at 12:00:44 PM] del ban SegKast: phucks yeah, that shit held that in/on even while my clutch cover got hot out riding
[Today at 12:01:23 PM] del ban SegKast: like 7-9 a roll though :lol:
[Today at 12:01:27 PM] del ban SegKast: $7-9
[Today at 12:01:35 PM] del ban Krandall: Yea, it's SUPER good stuff
[Today at 12:01:49 PM] del ban Adam700Raptor08: haah
[Today at 12:01:53 PM] del ban SegKast: I was impressed
[Today at 12:02:11 PM] del ban Adam700Raptor08: TOUGH AND WIDE...it says on the package
[Today at 12:02:49 PM] del ban SegKast: says that on my package too :rofl:
[Today at 12:03:13 PM] del ban SegKast: ba-dum crshhhhh
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[Today at 12:18:30 PM] del ban preddy08: i get raped every time I go ship something
[Today at 12:19:27 PM] del ban Krandall: like actually get raped?
[Today at 12:19:34 PM] del ban preddy08: litterly!
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[Today at 12:18:30 PM] del ban preddy08: i get raped every time I go ship something
[Today at 12:19:27 PM] del ban Krandall: like actually get raped?
[Today at 12:19:34 PM] del ban preddy08: litterly!
as in cat litter? :confused:
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"Better make a weak man your enemy than your friend." -Josh Billings
Born "Henry Wheeler Shaw," the 19th-century American journalist and humorist's articles were at first poorly received. He subsequently resubmitted his first attempt, originally titled "An Essay on the Mule," with vernacular misspellings in order to capture the slang of the day. This second attempt, renamed "An Essa on the Muel," launched his career as a folksy satirist. Shaw worked on steamboats, as a farmer and as an auctioneer before launching his career as a journalist; he's been described as the second most famous humor writer and lecturer in the United States in the second half of the 19th century, after Mark Twain.
peelz, if you cant add to the live chat. GTFO.
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[Today at 04:06:10 PM] Geo: someone phuck me
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"Man is an evasive beast, given to cultivating strange notions about himself. " -Upton Sinclair
In the American author's 1917 book The Profits of Religion, he disparaged institutionalized religion -- but not religion as a whole -- and characterized mankind as hypocritical and greedy. "What are we to say," Sinclair asked, "when we see idealism become hypocrisy, and the moral and spiritual heritage of mankind twisted to the knavish purposes of class-cruelty and greed?" Elsewhere, on his personal obligations, Sinclair wrote: "I have a conscience and a religious faith, and I know that our liberties were not won without suffering, and may be lost again through our cowardice. I intend to do my duty to my country."
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[Today at 06:26:08 PM] Langford: you know you are cheap when you buy shoes off ebay :lol:
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Spartan727: Funny story, Dan, about when I first got to LS...
Spartan727: I asked where you were, and they said you were in the RV sleeping
Spartan727: then I think gunz told me to go in there and hump you :lol:
Lady4Fiddy: mmm... cooties
phucker: ya casue it was like 3am
Spartan727: About 4 or 5
phucker: ok well i was sleeping off my drunkeness
Spartan727: that was a long day...I was up for about 40 hours when I finally got sleep
Lady4Fiddy: you werent drunk Dan you were tired from driving so damn much
phucker: ok whatever i dont remember much lol
Lady4Fiddy: :lol:
Lady4Fiddy: I was tired the first night but I was too excited to sleep
phucker: funny... being around 60 penises doesnt excite me
Spartan727: :lol:
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"When a man begins to be hilarious in a sorrowful way you can bet a million that he is dyeing his hair. " -O. Henry
In the 19th-century American writer's short story "The Fool-Killer," the narrator, an author, characterizes an illustrator like this: "Kerner was a fool. Besides that, he was an artist and my good friend." William Sydney Porter -- who went by the pseudonym O. Henry -- perfected the surprise-ending short story over the course of his relatively brief career; he wrote nearly 400 short stories before his death at the age of 47.
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[Today at 04:23:16 PM] del ban Krandall: MD
[Today at 04:23:20 PM] del ban redraptor23: i got a 6 month warrantee. i highly doubt im gonna have probs
[Today at 04:23:20 PM] del ban SegKast: not as good as you all think :lol:
[Today at 04:23:21 PM] del ban SegKast: http://www.raptorforum.com/forums/showthread.php?t=80002
[Today at 04:23:24 PM] del ban Krandall: how about you make RS a moderator on RF?
[Today at 04:23:27 PM] del ban Langford: I HATED avenged sevenfold up until about a year ago when I heard "You wont see me tonight, part 2"...been a fan ever since
[Today at 04:23:34 PM] del ban Krandall: I feel like we're a "higher up" council or something
[Today at 04:23:39 PM] del ban Krandall: :lol:
[Today at 04:23:45 PM] del ban SegKast: I just thought it woulda been a funny response lol
[Today at 04:23:47 PM] del ban Krandall: keeping everyone in the raptor world straight.
[Today at 04:23:54 PM] del ban redraptor23: shit i should
[Today at 04:23:56 PM] del ban Spartan727: he does have a stock cam :lol:
[Today at 04:23:58 PM] del ban Mad Dog: :rofl:
[Today at 04:24:01 PM] del ban SegKast: lol fully Randy
[Today at 04:24:06 PM] del ban Spartan727: just say "no worries, I'm running a stock cam in my bike" :rofl:
[Today at 04:24:15 PM] del ban Spartan727: he'll get the meaning
[Today at 04:24:16 PM] del ban redraptor23: LMAO!
[Today at 04:24:19 PM] del ban redraptor23: brb im gonna do it
[Today at 04:24:21 PM] del ban Mad Dog: I'd be happy to annex RS as the "OT BS section of RF" :lol:
[Today at 04:24:22 PM] del ban SegKast: yeah yeah, there ya go
[Today at 04:24:41 PM] del ban Krandall: aww wtf
[Today at 04:24:42 PM] del ban Spartan727: annex :lol:
[Today at 04:24:44 PM] del ban Langford: wow :lol:
[Today at 04:24:46 PM] del ban Mad Dog: You guys all left me, but I like ya, so I had to come over here.
[Today at 04:24:49 PM] del ban Krandall: look how much we point out to you
[Today at 04:24:52 PM] del ban SegKast: you got it backwards MD. RF is the semi-on topic, but still mostly BS section of RS :rofl:
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[Today at 04:39:26 PM] del ban Spartan727: I'm a flaming homosexual when drunk
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[Today at 04:39:49 PM] del ban preddy08: is that why you drank the whole rally
[Today at 04:39:53 PM] del ban kamakazi: damn americans are wierd crazy
[Today at 04:39:58 PM] del ban Spartan727: yes...but nobody wanted to violate me Sad
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[Today at 04:39:26 PM] del ban Spartan727: I'm a flaming homosexual when drunk
WTF and im just finding this out NOW? :mad:
I thought we were buddys pat.............my feelings are hurt :( :cry:
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Context....:sit:
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and this -----> [Today at 04:39:58 PM] del ban Spartan727: yes...but nobody wanted to violate me Sad
is a result of not sharing this information ---------> [Today at 04:39:26 PM] del ban Spartan727: I'm a flaming homosexual when drunk
simantics
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Krandall: mad dog has a purddy mouth
Mad Dog: :lol:
Krandall: and he moisturizes his hands
Krandall: it's like getting a handy.... by a cloud
Krandall: :lol:
he only moisturizes one hand
Lady4Fiddy: well, I cant compete with that MD
Mad Dog: (http://www.overstockdrugstore.com/product_images/u/079656000085.jpg)
phucker: but damn is it soft
Lady4Fiddy: the good stuf
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"Either people's gratitude and respect or an embittered man's four walls." -Czeslaw Milosz
The 20th-century Polish Nobel-prize winner's poem "Yokimura" was inspired by a woman he saw laying flowers on a grave at a Japanese cemetery for unborn babies. The quote evokes the narrator who wondered which of those lives would have been open to her son. Milosz was of Lithuanian origin and wrote poetry in occupied Poland during World War II. He later became an American citizen.
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[Today at 02:52:03 PM] del ban Mad Dog: I'm not talking about RF....I'm talking about my tiny penis,
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[Today at 02:55:04 PM] del ban Mad Dog: I have a lot of penis on my hands all the time
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[Today at 12:18:27 PM] del ban Geo: dont kid yourself preddy weve all tucked and giggled at one time or another
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"It does not matter much what a man hates provided he hates something." -Samuel Butler
In the 19th-century novelist's Note-Books, Butler apologized for the triviality of his notes. "I am alarmed at the triviality of many of these notes, the ineptitude of many and the obvious untenableness of many that I should have done much better to destroy," he wrote. His thoughts, he continued, "are like persons met upon a journey; I think them very agreeable at first but soon find, as a rule, that I am tired of them."
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racinjason68: wtp did krandall bail on us?
Spartan727: he's giving me my birthday bjs
phucker: of course he always does
phucker: LOL
racinjason68: ahhhh well then carry on
racinjason68: long as i dont have to see your oohhhhh face
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"You cannot argue a man into liking a glass of beer." -Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
This line was the 20th-century Supreme Court Justice's example to illustrate that a man can neither be reasoned out of prejudices nor reasoned into tastes. Deep-seated preferences, he said, cannot be argued about. As a result, "when differences are sufficiently far reaching, we try to kill the other man rather than let him have his way. But that is perfectly consistent with admitting that, so far as appears, his grounds are just as good as ours."
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"You cannot argue a man into liking a glass of beer." -Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
especially when it looks like toilet water..hey preddy? :lol:
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[Today at 01:13:14 PM] del ban Geo: u rbutthole wont forget me cum june
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
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[Today at 02:27:39 PM] PeelsSE2: Put a 2 stroke chainsaw motor in it
[Today at 02:27:55 PM] Geo: id like a 2 stroke chainsaw motor in my penis
[Today at 02:27:57 PM] Adam700Raptor08: fuk yeah
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2 quotes in about an hour, im on a roll :nod:
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"Every man in his lifetime needs to thank his faults. " -Ralph Waldo Emerson
In his 19th-century collections of essays -- Essays: First Series and Essays: Second Series, the lecturer, essayist and poet explained that just as every man is at some point shamed due to whatever he's most proud of, he also at some point benefits from a defect. Emerson referred to Phaedrus' fable of the stag who stands admiring his antlers in front of a reflective pond and who is later unable to escape a hunter, ensnared in a thicket by his great antlers. "Our strength grows out of our weakness," wrote Emerson. "As no man thoroughly understands a truth until he has contended against it, so no man has a thorough acquaintance with the hindrances or talents of men, until he has suffered from the one, and seen the triumph of the other over his own want of the same."
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[Today at 09:50:12 PM] redraptor23: i like it both ways
uhhh.... :raptorrally:
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"Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength." -Eric Hoffer
In his 1951 book The True Believer, the social writer investigated the roots of fanatical movements. To this end, Hoffer explained that "unless a man has talents to make something of himself, freedom is an irksome burden" which a small man is unlikely to profit from. He continued, "A man is likely to mind his own business when it is worth minding. When it is not, he takes his mind off his own meaningless affairs by minding other people's business."
amen.
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Today at 12:30:41 PM] Adam700Raptor08: just got cleared for more med supplies now i dont have to worry bout my leg flying off while humping
[Today at 12:30:54 PM] Adam700Raptor08: L O L
[Today at 12:31:00 PM] Adam700Raptor08: jumping*
[Today at 12:31:06 PM] Adam700Raptor08: not humping
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[Today at 01:13:17 PM] Adam700Raptor08: seriously though lady....it pisses me off cause my girls sisters now make her feel obligated to babyshit
[Today at 01:13:19 PM] PeelsSE2:
[Today at 01:13:24 PM] Lady4Fiddy: I will teach your kids to cut you while you sleep
[Today at 01:13:25 PM] Adam700Raptor08: babysit
[Today at 01:13:28 PM] PeelsSE2: LOL
[Today at 01:13:32 PM] Lady4Fiddy: LOL
[Today at 01:13:35 PM] Adam700Raptor08: babyshit lol
[Today at 01:13:35 PM] PeelsSE2: babyshit adam LOL
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"A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts." -James Allen
In the British writer's best-known book, As A Man Thinketh (1903), he wrote: "The strong, calm man is always loved and revered. He is like a shade-giving tree in a thirsty land, or a sheltering rock in a storm." People respect a man with peace of mind, Allen reasoned, because that man has learned to master himself. "Self-control is strength; Right Thought is mastery; Calmness is power." James Allen began writing for the magazine The Herald of the Golden Age in 1898, and went on to publish several books a year on the side. He was something of a forerunner to contemporary inspirational writers.
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Dont ask....
Today at 09:54:45 AM] PeelsSE2: I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue
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[Today at 11:45:04 AM] SegKast: 'see honey, when you been around this industry as long as I have, you GOTTA do DVDA to keep working...'
do work son! :thumbs:
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"A small man can be just as exhausted as a great man." -Arthur Miller
This quote comes from his 1949 play, Death of a Salesman, about an American everyman. The writer's 1991 The Ride Down Mount Morgan also explores daily life through an insurance agent, "Lyman Felt," who leads a double life. "A man is a fourteen-room house," Lyman explains. "In the bedroom he's asleep with his intelligent wife, in the living-room he's rolling around with some bare-ass girl, in the library he's paying his taxes, in the yard he's raising tomatoes, and in the cellar he's making a bomb to blow it all up."
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The birth of the high hp stock internal n/a motor build...
[Today at 08:22:19 PM] Spartan727: you didn't tell him that stacking them won't increase hp right?
[Today at 08:22:41 PM] troywcc: I told him if one makes two horsepower then 3 will make 6 horsepower
[Today at 08:22:45 PM] troywcc: that's right isn't it?
[Today at 08:23:15 PM] Spartan727: uhh. carry the one, subtract the dividend...
[Today at 08:23:20 PM] Spartan727: something like that
[Today at 08:23:42 PM] troywcc: I thought I was right about that
[Today at 08:24:15 PM] Spartan727: so now we just need a 3 plug 700 head...
[Today at 08:24:19 PM] Spartan727: and 3 ZX plugs in it
[Today at 08:24:26 PM] Spartan727: For like 9 extra hp right?
[Today at 08:26:11 PM] troywcc: at least
[Today at 08:26:27 PM] Spartan727: sweet, so I may actually have a chance against Tony?
[Today at 08:26:32 PM] troywcc: add that with 3 evacs and carry the one you'll have an additional 27 horsepower on a bone stock bike the way I see it
[Today at 08:26:48 PM] Spartan727: We've been going about adding power all the wrong way
[Today at 08:27:00 PM] Spartan727: All we need are 2 more holes in the head and a couple evacs daisy chained
[Today at 08:27:08 PM] Spartan727: fukk this crank and piston and big tb shit
[Today at 08:29:57 PM] troywcc: that's what I'm sayin, we are going to change the landscape of horsepower right now
[Today at 08:30:27 PM] Spartan727: hell yeah...I'm gonna list up my shit here soon and go back to a stock exhaust
[Today at 08:30:33 PM] Lady4Fiddy: Roll Eyes
[Today at 08:31:20 PM] troywcc: I'm with ya
[Today at 08:32:28 PM] Lady4Fiddy: you guys fantasizing about the horsepower world?
[Today at 08:34:17 PM] troywcc: no fantasy here, we just discovered the secret to breaking 100 horsepower on a stockbore raptor
[Today at 08:34:48 PM] Spartan727: stock bore, stock cam, stock stroke?
[Today at 08:35:07 PM] Spartan727: or do we need a 5050 too?
[Today at 08:35:10 PM] Lady4Fiddy: okaaay
[Today at 08:35:20 PM] Lady4Fiddy: :lol:
[Today at 08:35:33 PM] Lady4Fiddy: good luck with that
[Today at 08:35:37 PM] troywcc: no, the 5050 would put us at a power level that it would instantly explode due to way too much power
[Today at 08:36:04 PM] Lady4Fiddy: I am sensing sarcasm
[Today at 08:36:06 PM] Spartan727: damn...that kind of power must be unimaginable then...aren't turbos pushing stock cases up to 120-140 hp?
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"A nice man is a man of nasty ideas." -Jonathan Swift
Jonathan Swift's essay "Thoughts on Various Subjects" (written in 1703) is a collection of the Anglo-Irish satirist's generally cynical but otherwise unrelated aphorisms -- another line from the collection supplied the title for John Kennedy Toole's A Confederacy of Dunces ("When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign; that the dunces are all in confederacy against him"). The implication of this quote is either that outward propriety is no true sign of a man's thoughts (Swift's biography notes the author's "rage for obscenity") or that apparent niceness is sometimes the only quality worth remarking on in someone of uninspiring character.
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"No man is born into this world whose work is not born with him." -James Russell Lowell
The American poet and literary critic's 19th-century poem "A Glance Behind the Curtain" was inspired by Oliver Cromwell and the Protectorate. Lowell wrote that he respected the "deep, holy enthusiasm for liberty and democracy" that Cromwell represented, opposed to those "deaf to the cries of the poor and the oppressed." Lowell, an abolitionist, championed a number of causes that were unpopular or even radical in his day, including supporting worker's rights and opposing capital punishment. He was eventually made the American ambassador to Spain.
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[Today at 09:16:48 AM] del ban troywcc: I worked that black peter Langford sent me pretty good myself last night
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"Few men know how to be old." -Francois de La Rochefoucauld
The 17th-century French writer and wit had only moderate success while alive, but his writing influenced the literary world long after his death (Nietzsche in particular was an admirer). He was known mostly for his Memoirs and Maximes. The latter consisted of hundreds of sayings, most of which were pessimistic (or at least unflattering) reflections on human nature. Many of his maxims are as applicable to men now as they were in the author's time ("Confidence goes farther in Company, than Wit").
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[Today at 09:23:56 PM] phucker: but im a fat kid,talk about greasy meat and chocolate and im in
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"Style is a simple way of saying complicated things." -Jean Cocteau
In the French writer's 1929 novel Les Enfants Terribles, for which he is best remembered, two siblings isolate themselves from the world as they grow up. The novel was eventually adapted, with Cocteau's assistance, into a film of the same name. Throughout his career, Cocteau collaborated with Pablo Picasso, directed a dozen films, wrote more than twice as many volumes of poetry, and was named Honorary President of the Cannes Film Festival. Elsewhere, on the subject of communication through style, Cocteau wrote: "What the public criticizes in you, cultivate. It is you."
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"The man who stands still is the man who keeps his ground." -Anthony Trollope
The Victorian novelist's Phineas Redux, a sextet about the aristocratic Palliser family, follows the story of Phineas Finn. This conversation between the "tall, fair, exquisitely made" Adelaide Palliser and the shiftless Gerad Maule continues with Maule opining: "A bull in a china shop is not a useful animal, nor is he ornamental, but there can be no doubt of his energy. The hare was full of energy, but he didn't win the race."
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"I never knew any man in my life who could not bear another's misfortunes perfectly like a Christian." -Alexander Pope
A collection of the 18th-century English poet, satirist and translator's maxims were published in Jonathan Swift's Miscellanies. Pope's Homeric translations, the Iliad and the Odyssey, were among his most well-known works, if somewhat reinterpreted by Pope himself. He also produced a highly revised edition of Shakespearean material -- he cut lines that he claimed were too bad to be Shakespeare's.
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[Today at 01:37:28 PM] del ban Colorado700R: If we unwired the light on an operation board game for Pat, he'd always think he won
:rofl:
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[Today at 01:51:30 PM] del ban Colorado700R: my penis is tingling...
[Today at 01:51:42 PM] del ban Colorado700R: Caraker's mouth must be open somewhere
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Damn you and Pavlov's Dog!!! :cry:
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"Boredom is rage spread thin." -Paul Tillich
The 20th-century German-American theologian and Christian existentialist philosopher is best-remembered for The Courage to Be, which reconciles an existentialist view of man's place in the universe with Christian reflections on the innate bleakness that outlook. Tillich identified three types of human anxiety: ontic or physical anxiety (the knowledge that we will die), moral anxiety (guilt) and spiritual anxiety (in the philosophical sense -- uncertainty about the reason for our existence).
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"If it weren't for your gumboots, where would you be?
You'd be in the Hospital, or an Infirmary!
You could have a dose of flu, or even pleurisy.
If ya didn't have ya feet in ya gumboots!"
Fred Dagg
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"Every man has his dignity. I'm willing to forget mine, but at my own discretion and not when someone else tells me to." -Denis Diderot
In the French philosopher and writer's play Rameau's Nephew (1805) the character of Rameau added that people are generally happy to be left alone: "But we raise ourselves up when someone steps on our tails. People have stepped on my tail, and I straightened up." Diderot never published the play while alive, and it was never actually intended to be performed, only read. Diderot was a multi-talented Enlightenment writer: an art critic, philosopher and playwright who also helped found the most significant encyclopedia of his era.
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ERMAHGERD!
[Today at 02:40:25 PM] funyun: i sweat frosted mini wheats make me rip ass like crazy
[Today at 02:41:05 PM] preddy08: FIBER
[Today at 02:42:39 PM] Hefe: Funyun.... your son "Rip" is on line "toot"
:rofl:
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"Out of the millions of people we live among, most of whom we habitually ignore and are ignored by in turn, there are always a few who hold hostage our capacity for happiness." -Alain de Botton
In 2009, the Swiss-British writer and philosopher was named Heathrow Airport's writer-in-residence, and he spent that period wandering through this "non-place," observing people and how they interact. This quote posits the airport as the scene for a reunion with anyone who exercises a commanding hold over our lives: "There were men pacing impatiently and blankly who had looked forward to this moment for half a year and could not restrain themselves any further at the sight of a small boy endowed with their own grey-green eyes and their mother's cheeks."
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[Today at 03:16:07 AM] del ban SegKast: whasts the up fyckers ?
[Today at 03:16:25 AM] del ban SegKast: :seg:
[Today at 03:19:49 AM] del ban SegKast: that's what i thoughd bunch pansies goin to bed early
[Today at 03:20:15 AM] del ban SegKast: Peels, Pat Preddy, Aaron, Mags = pussies
[Today at 05:30:14 AM] del ban SegKast: druunk asdsholes
[Today at 05:31:13 AM] del ban SegKast: first post of teh dayh, phuck off
[Today at 05:31:33 AM] del ban SegKast: whos up ?
[Today at 05:31:40 AM] del ban SegKast: East caosts ?
[Today at 05:32:05 AM] del ban SegKast: no easts caost. you phuckers is sleeoonig
[Today at 05:34:03 AM] del ban SegKast: that s you PAtg
[Today at 05:34:21 AM] del ban SegKast: tlLKIN SHIT TO NIOBIDY, SEFG to be
[Today at 05:34:22 AM] del ban SegKast: d
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Hard to be awake at 5:30 am seg :(
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Hell i was up, up for work lol
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[Today at 03:16:07 AM] del ban SegKast: whasts the up fyckers ?
[Today at 03:16:25 AM] del ban SegKast: :seg:
[Today at 03:19:49 AM] del ban SegKast: that's what i thoughd bunch pansies goin to bed early
[Today at 03:20:15 AM] del ban SegKast: Peels, Pat Preddy, Aaron, Mags = pussies
[Today at 05:30:14 AM] del ban SegKast: druunk asdsholes
[Today at 05:31:13 AM] del ban SegKast: first post of teh dayh, phuck off
[Today at 05:31:33 AM] del ban SegKast: whos up ?
[Today at 05:31:40 AM] del ban SegKast: East caosts ?
[Today at 05:32:05 AM] del ban SegKast: no easts caost. you phuckers is sleeoonig
[Today at 05:34:03 AM] del ban SegKast: that s you PAtg
[Today at 05:34:21 AM] del ban SegKast: tlLKIN SHIT TO NIOBIDY, SEFG to be
[Today at 05:34:22 AM] del ban SegKast: d
QOTMFY!!!
Quote of the motha f*ckin year! :rofl:
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"Egotist: A man of low taste, more interested in himself than me." -Ambrose Bierce
The 20th-century American satirist's tongue-in-cheek "reference" book The Devil's Dictionary is a collection of reinterpretations of English language terms that lampoon political doublespeak. It was originally published in 1906 as The Cynic's Word Book before being retitled in 1911. Bierce began printing excerpts from his book in a weekly paper as far back as 1881, but it took 20 years to finally publish the book. Other examples of Bierce's definitions include: "DRAMATIST, n. One who adapts plays from the French," and "IMPUNITY, n. Wealth."
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[Today at 03:36:34 PM] del ban preddy08: me + horses = alone time
:wtf:
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Man is preeminently a creative animal, predestined to strive consciously... incessantly and eternally to make new roads, wherever they may lead." -Fyodor Dostoevsky
In the 19th-century Russian author's Notes from the Underground, the unnamed narrator observed that "the whole work of man really seems to consist in nothing but proving to himself every minute that he is a man and not a piano-key." The observation was right at home in this rambling, fictional existentialist memoir, and could easily have come from the mouth of Dostoevsky himself. Underground's narrator is dismissive of "the normal man": "I envy such a man till I am green in the face. He is stupid. I am not disputing that, but perhaps the normal man should be stupid, how do you know?"
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[Today at 12:04:57 PM] preddy08: I'll never see the desire to be that big
:confused: well at least he doesn't set high standards ???
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Hmm I bet his wife might :lol:
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"It isn't the mountain that wears you out -- it's the grain of sand in your shoe." -Robert Service
The 20th-century poet (the "Canadian Kipling") commented that what he wrote was not genuine poetry, but "verse," "something the man in the street would take notice of and the sweet old lady would paste in her album," rather than whatever deeper art his detractors seemed to expect of him. For all that self-criticism, Service nonetheless had a poet's sense for turns of phrase: "Well, I have walked a hundred miles, singing on the way. I have dreamed and dawdled, planned, exulted. I have drunk buckets of cider, and eaten many an omelette that seemed like a golden glorification of its egg. It has all been very sweet, but it will also be sweet to loaf awhile."
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Obviously that guy has never been to Walden.....
It's the sand ON the mountain that wears you out.....
Just ask mikey about his mile hike last time.......wheez, cough,wheeez......
:rofl:
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Obviously that guy has never been to Walden.....
It's the sand ON the mountain that wears you out.....
Just ask mikey about his mile hike last time.......wheez, cough,wheeez......
:rofl:
BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:
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"The superior man is not by nature impressionable. We praise him, we blame him; it matters little to him. It is to his own judgment that he listens." -Napoleon
This line appears in French historian Jules Bertaut's book of Napoleonic aphorisms. The 19th-century French political and military leader made numerous observations about the human character. However, as the French novelist and playwright Balzac noted in his introduction to a collection of Napoleon's thoughts, the French emperor "did not think of formulating a body of doctrine:" the quotes attributed to him are often from various points in his life, informed by different circumstances and not part of a coherent philosophy. The man's grand proclamations on leadership are nonetheless mined for management advice and business philosophy ("The fool has one great advantage over a man of sense: he is always satisfied with himself").
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"You must either make a tool of the creature, or a man of him. You cannot make both." -John Ruskin
The 19th-century English poet and critic wrote The Stones of Venice, an exploration of Venetian architecture that also functions as a treatise on the modern Englishman (as Ruskin considered his civilization the successor to Venice at the height of its powers). On the subject of creativity, Ruskin continued: "Men were not intended to work with the accuracy of tools, to be precise and perfect in all their actions... if you will make a man of the working creature, you cannot make a tool. Let him but begin to imagine, to think, to try to do anything worth doing; and the engine-turned precision is lost at once."
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Will someone tell me somthing I don't know.
Today at 12:04:10 PM] troywcc: I love me some gay porn
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"Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else." -J. M. Barrie
The family of the 20th-century Scottish author, best remembered as the creator of Peter Pan, disapproved of his desire to write. Instead, they wanted him to become a minister, following in the intended footsteps of his brother David, who had tragically died at the age of 13 (Barrie's desire to immortalize his brother at this age was part of the genesis of Peter Pan). Peter Pan was an international success and is credited, among other things, with single-handedly popularizing the name "Wendy."
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"Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else." -J. M. Barrie
Gee, when I'm at work, I'd always rather be doing something else. :slap:
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"Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants." -Michael Pollan
In his book In Defense of Food: An Eater's Manifesto, the American author, journalist, activist, and professor of journalism at the University of California - Berkeley explores how to bring the Western diet back from its harmful state.
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Randy....could you find more useless quotes?....Jesus! :lol:
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sure, tune in tomorrow AM. :thumbs:
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"Solitude is the profoundest fact of the human condition. Man is the only being who knows he is alone." -Octavio Paz
In the Mexican poet and diplomat's collection of essays about Mexican national identity The Labyrinth of Solitude (El Laberintino de Soledad), written in 1945, he stated that "Solitude... is not an exclusively Mexican characteristic." Paz continued: "All men, at some moment in their lives, feel themselves to be alone. And they are. To live is to be separated from what we were in order to approach what we are going to be in the mysterious future."
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Spartan727: :ILoveGayBarWieners:
SegKast: dude
SegKast: me too !
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"A big man has no time to do anything really but just sit and be big." -F. Scott Fitzgerald
In the 20th-century American author's novel This Side of Paradise, Princeton student Amory Blaine is convinced that he has an exceptionally promising future. This quote comes from an exchange between Amory and his friend Tom: "People try so hard to believe in leaders now, pitifully hard," Amory argues. "But we no sooner get a popular reformer or politician or soldier or writer or philosopher... than the cross-currents of criticism wash him away. My Lord, no man can stand prominence these days. It's the surest path to obscurity."
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"All men dream: but not equally." -T. E. Lawrence
The British soldier T. E. Lawrence ("Lawrence of Arabia") wrote this line in his introduction to Seven Pillars of Wisdom, an autobiographical account of his experiences as a liaison officer during the Arab Revolt against the Ottoman Turks (1916-1918). Lawrence continued: "Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible. This I did." Or Like Aaron... and his dream of gay men raining down on him lol...
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"Go squat a road cone" -Colorado700R to Krandall
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bahahahahaha :clap: :clap: :clap:
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"Go squat a road cone" -Colorado700R to Krandall
I could take 3.
umm...be proud Danno...be proud
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"Go squat a road cone" -Colorado700R to Krandall
I could take 3.
umm...be proud Danno...be proud
ok come on now peels, you know to be funny i have to at least say something similar to the ninja edit.
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"Go squat a road cone" -Colorado700R to Krandall
I could take 3.
umm...be proud Danno...be proud
ok come on now peels, you know to be funny i have to at least say something similar to the ninja edit.
or something completely useless. :lol: its what I do
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Randy is like david cooperfield.......
He can make the effil tower disappear
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"Go squat a road cone" -Colorado700R to Krandall
I could take 3.
umm...be proud Danno...be proud
ok come on now peels, you know to be funny i have to at least say something similar to the ninja edit.
or something completely useless. :lol: its what I do
:dick: lol
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Today at 12:36:32 PM] del ban Colorado700R: He takes head though, don't ask how I know
[Today at 12:38:39 PM] del ban troywcc: I'm gonna go take some pics, bbl
[Today at 12:39:19 PM] del ban troywcc: I'll be sending them to you Pat and begging for the usual
[Today at 12:44:25 PM] del ban Spartan727: Alright I'll get all lubed up for you
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"Some men are born committed to action: they do not have a choice, they have been thrown on a path, at the end of that path, an act awaits them, their act." -Jean-Paul Sartre
The Flies -- the French philosopher and playwright's 1943 retelling of the myth of Electra -- had already been recounted in several formats in antiquity (including the Aeschylus' Oresteia). Sartre's existentialist take results in some comments about man's meaninglessness: "Would you oust them from the favor of the gods?" Sartre wrote through the character of Jupiter/Zeus. "What, moreover, could you give them in exchange? Good digestions, the gray monotony of provincial life, and the boredom -- ah, the soul-destroying boredom -- of long days of mild content."
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings
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"A man is a lonely thing." -John Steinbeck
The 20th-century American writer's final novel, The Winter of Our Discontent (1961), was specifically cited by the committee that awarded the author the Nobel Prize. The above quote is a chapter-ending non sequitur from protagonist Ethan to his wife Mary, a line he speaks as he mows the lawn. Elsewhere in the novel, town playboy Joey "Morph" Morphy expresses a different philosophy: "There's nobody as lonely as an all-married man." "How do you know?" asks Ethan. "I see 'em," Morph replies. "I'm looking at one."
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"If men do not keep on speaking terms with children, they cease to be men and become merely machines for eating and for earning money." -John Updike
John Updike's considerable literary output -- over 80 books in his long career -- ranged from essays and art criticism to the fiction for which he is best known. This line is from an early collection of his nonfiction (Assorted Prose). Years later, Updike looked back on the child-rearing period of his life as though it had happened to someone else. "The whole experience of raising small children, for example, is quite far behind me," he said in an interview, "and I read with amazement that evidently I once knew all about it."
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Today at 09:47:20 AM] Adam700Raptor08: in a cardboard box next to two crack heads molesting each other
[Today at 09:47:25 AM] Colorado700R: That was akc registration
[Today at 09:47:39 AM] PeelsSE2: its a good breed :rofl:
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f**K you troy!
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:jaw:
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I'd expect a little better in this day and age, it's the 21st century for Christ's sake!
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I'd expect a little better in this day and age, it's the 21st century for Christ's sake!
please. :rofl: QUite certain Jee-zus wouldnt venture onto the Off-TOpic forum
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Oh but I think he would. I live every detail of my life asking myself "what would Jesus do?" before I act on anything. In fact, instead of using my brain or rely on my intelligence at all to solve problems, I just prey on it and the answers come to me. :thumbs:
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Oh but I think he would. I live every detail of my life asking myself "what would Jesus do?" before I act on anything. In fact, instead of using my brain or rely on my intelligence at all to solve problems, I just prey on it and the answers come to me. :thumbs:
PREY? excellently timed spelling fail :lol: or win- however you wanna see it. :thumbs: The only thing you prey on is small bayou boys :lol:
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Hey if Jesus wanted me to have good spelling skills he would have granted them to me. He has a plan and it's not for us to judge. That was good timing on an epic spelling fail though. I prayed on it and now I can spell it, yaaaaaaaaaay Jesus!
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LOLOLOL "it's GERD's plan" I hate when people say that trying to make other people feel better.
So, Troy,
Did you ask yourself WWJD? when you opened that giant bag of dicks? :rofl:
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I did, that's the only reason I put my mouth on it :thumbs:
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I did, that's the only reason I put my mouth on it :thumbs:
(http://macromeme.com/cat/jesus-steals-heroin.jpg)
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"Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius." -Arthur Conan Doyle
This quote comes from The Valley of Fear, the fourth and last Sherlock Holmes novel. The line describes a Scotland Yard detective's affinity for Holmes; the detective, Alec MacDonald, arrives on the scene just in time to make a surprising revelation that concludes the book's first chapter. In the words of Watson, the situation was "one of those dramatic moments for which my friend [Holmes] existed."
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"In a place where there are no men, strive to be a man." -Hillel the Elder
The Pirkei Avot, or Ethics of the Fathers, is a compilation of the teachings of early rabbis; it concerns itself with moral guidance, rather than Torah law. The full quote here, which is attributed to Rabbi Hillel, reflects not just individuality but a purposeful moral strength that supports a community instead of simply being separate from it. "Do not judge your fellow until you have stood in his place," the passage begins.
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phucker: just to afraid of seeing my quad rolling down a mountain without me on it
Lady4Fiddy: am I gonna get attacked by a mountain lion? a bear? or uncle knuckles?
phucker: lol
Lady4Fiddy: you cant protect your quad forever Dan
Lady4Fiddy: its like a kid, you have to pop your titty out of its mouth sometime!
phucker: hahaha
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Lady's on a roll this weekend.
Today at 11:06:05 PM] Lady4Fiddy: I swear I am gonna eat crayons and play with my poo when I am old
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yes... yes I am! :hair:
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"A hero is a man who does what he can. The others do not do it." -Romain Rolland
French writer Romain Rolland won the Nobel Prize in 1915 for Jean-Christophe, a novel in 10 volumes (one of which contains this quote). The book is a Bildungsroman; it follows its protagonist as he becomes a man. "Why be angry because of what you cannot do? We all have to do what we can," the titular Jean-Christophe's uncle advises him. "Als ich kann." ("The best I can.")
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[Today at 09:38:38 AM] preddy08: I will not get my news from some idiot on youtube
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[Today at 01:13:03 PM] del ban funyun: they ALL look the same
[Today at 01:13:29 PM] del ban SegKast: you're just jew hatin the muslims now :lol:
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[Today at 07:32:45 PM] Sand84: mad dog has iphone?
[Today at 07:32:56 PM] Mad Dog: pad
[Today at 07:33:50 PM] Brawny: i dont do face time, just penis time
[Today at 07:33:57 PM] Mad Dog: draw a face on it
[Today at 07:34:10 PM] Alkire193: I have an Iphone, wth is facetime?
[Today at 07:34:14 PM] Mad Dog: I do, makes it easier to coax the younger ones into kissing it.
:lol: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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"Most men resemble great deserted palaces. The owner occupies only a few rooms and has closed off wings where he never ventures. " -Francois Mauriac
The French writer won the Nobel Prize in 1952 for "the artistic intensity with which he has in his novels penetrated the drama of human life," but as well as those novels, Mauriac also produced memoirs, essays and biographies of Charles de Gaulle and . This line is from Second Thoughts, a series of essays on art, religion and life. "May the immense unknown of this new year find no weakness in us," Mauriac concludes. "We must be prepared to accept pain, pleasure and success -- to accept them without perishing in them."
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Pealer's slipping in his old age :lol:
Today at 10:21:44 AM] PeelsSE2: heard that onhis show last night
[Today at 10:21:51 AM] PeelsSE2: maybe?
[Today at 10:22:12 AM] preddy08: onhis, whats onhis?
[Today at 10:22:33 AM] preddy08:
[Today at 10:22:55 AM] PeelsSE2: you get no more internet high fives from me.
[Today at 10:23:19 AM] preddy08:
[Today at 10:23:31 AM] PeelsSE2: the bad thing about it...i only comment on MAYBE 25% of the errors I see.
[Today at 10:23:34 AM] PeelsSE2: Its on now.
[Today at 10:23:40 AM] preddy08: I havent seen any new Tosh's
[Today at 10:23:43 AM] PeelsSE2: better start googling your shir before typing
[Today at 10:23:46 AM] PeelsSE2: shit
[Today at 10:23:49 AM] PeelsSE2: im done
[Today at 10:23:51 AM] Brawny: think i have a pic with me and my truck
[Today at 10:23:57 AM] preddy08: :lol:
[Today at 10:23:59 AM] Brawny: showing my leg
[Today at 10:24:08 AM] PeelsSE2: somebody musta hit me with some grammar kryptonite
[Today at 10:24:18 AM] preddy08: bub-byye pealer
[Today at 10:24:33 AM] preddy08: *Must have
[Today at 10:24:41 AM] preddy08: :rofl:
[Today at 10:24:50 AM] PeelsSE2: hold one
[Today at 10:24:54 AM] PeelsSE2: hold on
[Today at 10:25:03 AM] preddy08: :rofl: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Today at 10:25:13 AM] preddy08: one what?
[Today at 10:25:41 AM] PeelsSE2: musta=must have
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you may try preddy, but you will never be as awesome as me. But thanks for playing.
:rofl:
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[Today at 02:17:08 PM] troywcc: don't let africans ride that thing, it's not a damn zebra for christ's sake!
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[Today at 02:19:13 PM] troywcc: and I owed you that one, there's noone else I'd rather have nail me on it
[Today at 02:19:21 PM] troywcc: and yes I want you to nail me Peels
HONOROLL today! :lol:
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"No man can lose what he never had." -Izaak Walton
In English writer Izaak Walton's The Compleat Angler, a 1653 treatise on the fisherman's craft, he waxes philosophical -- by accident. He wrote: "as no man is born an artist, so no man is born an Angler, I thought fit to give thee this notice." The book was reprinted several times during Walton's lifetime, and well over 100 times since. It has, altogether, been in print for some 350 years.
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Randy I truly enjoy reading these quotes every time I get on here, thanks! :thumbs:
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Randy I truly enjoy reading these quotes every time I get on here, thanks! :thumbs:
I don't :lol:
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"A man can stand a lot as long as he can stand himself. He can live without hope, without friends, without books, even without music, as long as he can listen to his own thoughts." -Axel Munthe
The Swedish psychologist wrote his book of memoirs, The Story of San Michele, in part because he could no longer sleep. "Man was built to carry his own cross, that is why he was given his strong shoulders," Munthe wrote, "but a man cannot live without sleep. When I ceased to sleep I began to write this book, all milder remedies having failed. It has been a great success, so far as I am concerned."
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[Today at 10:30:53 AM] Adam700Raptor08: if i can wheel barrel river rock with one leg you can push a mower
yeah preddy you wuss! get to mowin! :rofl:
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"A successful man is simply one who doesn't make a fool of himself in the same way more than two or three times running." -H. L. Mencken
The very first words of the American journalist's 1916 A Little Book In C Major set the tone for the rest of it -- and for Mencken's unconventional and cynical philosophy as a whole: "Love is the delusion that one woman differs from the other." Mencken made no secret of his distaste for religion, democracy, government, and any other institution; this book in particular shows Mencken's offhanded pessimism ("A man of self-respect is one who still believes that nobody suspects him").
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Today at 12:28:54 PM] SegKast: nothin so refreshing as a freshly shorn scrotum
this is true :lol: :nod:
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Spartan727: Funny thing is I corrected a guy (in private) about his crank specs :lol:
i didnt even have to edit that one bit
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I know all about crank :peels:
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I know all about crank :peels:
gtfoml!
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"Most of us, no matter what we say, are walking in the dark, whistling in the dark. Nobody knows what is going to happen to him from one moment to the next, or how one will bear it." -James Baldwin
In a 1961 interview with WFMT Chicago, the author and activist was asked a question about the purpose and function of art. Baldwin was black and openly homosexual in an era when either would have been a considerable barrier to literary success. He responded with the above quote. "This is irreducible," Baldwin continued, "And it's true of everybody. Now, it is true that the nature of society is to create, among its citizens, an illusion of safety; but it is also absolutely true that the safety is always necessarily an illusion. Artists are here to disturb the peace."
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Today at 09:20:01 AM] Adam700Raptor08: wish my GF would stop being sutch a bitch so i can marry her
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Today at 09:20:01 AM] Adam700Raptor08: wish my GF would stop being sutch a bitch so i can marry her
lol this relationship sounds like its starting off on a good note.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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[Today at 05:05:19 PM] Spartan727: Doing the rear has made the most difference imo
yep...happens to the best of us
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"There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate: when he can't afford it, and when he can." -Mark Twain
The American author's pessimistic investing advice comes from Following the Equator, his 1897 nonfiction account of his travels while bankrupt. Twain enlivened this travelogue with tangential quotations from Pudd'nhead Wilson, the fictional character from his novel of the same name. Most of the quotes were apropos nothing. The Pudd'nhead Wilson quote that followed the above: "She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot."
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"GERD has given you one face, and you make yourselves another." -William Shakespeare
Spoken by Hamlet in the eponymous play, this line is part of the character's tirade against Ophelia in Act 3. "What should such fellows as I do crawling between earth and heaven? We are arrant knaves, all. Believe none of us." It follows shortly after Hamlet's "To be, or not to be" soliloquy, the best-known speech from the play and one of the most famous in English literature. In the context, Hamlet's comment is ostensibly about women's makeup, but of course the larger accusation refers to Ophelia's dishonesty.
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"Money is something you got to make in case you don't die." -Max Asnas
Max Asnas was the founder and owner of The Stage Deli, the Manhattan landmark that has served as a celebrity hangout since its early Broadway days. Since 1937, the deli has named specialty sandwiches after famous patrons. The list includes the Clint Eastwood (turkey, tongue and corned beef), the Mel Brooks (pastrami, turkey and Swiss cheese) and the Dolly Parton (twin rolls of pastrami and corned beef).
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"It is a very rare thing for a man of talent to succeed by his talent." -Joseph Roux
In the French writer, poet and Catholic priest's 1886 Meditations of a Parish Priest: Thoughts, he reflected on life and faith at large. The book periodically returns to the idea that talent, though essential, isn't sufficient on its own, and must be paired with something else (luck, dedication, faith). "All which bars his road gives way, willingly or unwillingly, before the man of talent who no longer goes alone." Roux was essentially unknown until writer Paul Marieton stumbled across some of his verses.
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"He who lets himself be whored by fashion will be whored by time." -Thomas Wolfe
In the American writer's novel You Can't Go Home Again (published in 1940, two years after his death), Wolfe wrote about the changing landscape of American society and, in the context of the narrative, the passage of time that renders a vaguely-remembered ideal of "home" forever inaccessible. Wolfe lived from 1900 to 1938 and also wrote Look Homeward, Angel and Of Time and the River.
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"Business is a combination of war and sport." -Andre Maurois
In the 20th-century French author's An Art of Living, he takes a clinically philosophical approach to life's questions. For example, flirting: "the deliberate game of alternatives," "seems to be made to awaken and sustain love," Maurois explained. "It is necessary to occasionally administer homeopathic dosages of flirting." Born Emile Salomon Wilhelm Herzog, Maurois also wrote biographies, semi-biographical novels and children's books.
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[Today at 12:26:38 PM] PeelsSE2: are you black AND blind?
[Today at 12:26:45 PM] PeelsSE2: you shouldnt need to be working......
[Today at 12:26:49 PM] Langford: maybe
[Today at 12:26:54 PM] PeelsSE2: there are programs for your kind :lol:
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[Today at 12:27:58 PM] PeelsSE2: no slack when ur black
[Today at 12:28:02 PM] PeelsSE2: lol
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This racism has just got to stop Peels, for Christ's sake man!!! :help:
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Okay. you first Mr. Duke
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"One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea." -Walter Bagehot
The 19th-century English writer focused on business, economics and political essays. In Physics and Politics, he wrote about the revolutionary nature of real innovation and the unlikelihood that any society would happily welcome a threat to the status quo. "Common men hate a new idea, and are disposed more or less to ill-treat the original man who brings it," Bagehot wrote. "Tolerance too is learned in discussion, and, as history shows, is only so learned. In all customary societies bigotry is the ruling principle."
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[Today at 12:48:39 PM] Lady4Fiddy: I got cock cake shoved up my nose and somehow it managed to get behind my ears too
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[Today at 12:48:39 PM] Lady4Fiddy: I got cock cake shoved up my nose and somehow it managed to get behind my ears too
Troy will be sooo proud!!! :lol:
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"Every man has at times in his mind the Ideal of what he should be, but is not." -Theodore Parker
The 19th-century transcendentalist philosopher and abolitionist Unitarian minster developed a philosophy of a compassionate, loving GERD, at odds with the popular theology of his day. His above quote continues: "This ideal may be high and complete, or it may be quite low and insufficient; yet in all men, that really seek to improve, it is better than the actual character. Perhaps no one is satisfied with himself, so that he never wishes to be wiser, better, and more holy. Man never falls so low, that he can see nothing higher than himself." Parker had lost almost all of his family -- both parents and seven of his nine brothers and sisters -- by the time he was a young man.
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"It takes a long time for a man to look like his portrait." -James Abbott McNeill Whistler
The 19th-century American, now best remembered for painting "Whistler's Mother," was a world-renowned celebrity among artists; in fact, Whistler was bankrupted by a libel lawsuit he filed against a derisive art critic. This quote echoes one by Picasso, who years later painted Gertrude Stein: "Everybody says that she does not look like it, but that does not make any difference; she will."
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[Today at 10:58:00 AM] del ban THIS SPACE FOR RENT: I got 18" of hot hardness in my hands right now for all ya'll to kiss on :nod:
[Today at 10:58:03 AM] del ban preddy08: That right there is huge
:homo:
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[Today at 11:20:12 AM] del ban SegKast: with a donkey dick coming out :lol:
[Today at 11:20:18 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: yummy
:HOMO:
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[Today at 11:20:12 AM] del ban SegKast: with a donkey dick coming out :lol:
[Today at 11:20:18 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: yummy
great with some fava beans and a nice chianti
figures you'd like it too.
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[Today at 08:34:58 AM] troywcc: I like bearded clams
[Today at 08:35:07 AM] troywcc: only now I like my bearded clams shaved
[Today at 08:35:16 AM] preddy08: < Not a big fan of beards
[Today at 08:35:19 AM] troywcc: but I loved bearded clams in the 80s
[Today at 08:35:34 AM] preddy08: sick troy!
[Today at 08:35:53 AM] troywcc: it's not my fault I grew up then Shanw
[Today at 08:36:06 AM] troywcc: pussy used to be big and fluffy back then
[Today at 08:36:38 AM] preddy08: Yea, I suppose. I've only had one bearded clam in my career. I about yaked into it.
[Today at 08:36:44 AM] troywcc: even pussy had big hair
[Today at 08:37:32 AM] preddy08: I was pluking hairs out for days
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preddy08: I just want one paddle, right to meh ass
Segkast: thankyousirmayihaveanother !
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"Routine is death to heroism." -P. G. Wodehouse
In the English comedian's 1914 collection of short stories The Man Upstairs, "Pots O'Money" begins with a meeting between Owen Bentley, a down-on-his-luck actor, and his lover's father. Bentley attempts to win the approval of the father but the meeting becomes a disaster. Owen's mind is initially "full of vaguely dashing schemes," but he is gradually worn down by routine, "a grey cloud athwart his horizon, blotting out rainbow visions of sudden wealth, dramatically won." The chapter concludes: "Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been.'"
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preddy08: Hummm, what for lunch?
Colorado700R: pulled peeler pork
preddy08: sounds tasty
:rofl:
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"The only responsibility that a man cannot evade in this life is the one he thinks of least - his personal influence." -William George Jordan
In The Kingship of Self-Control, the 19th-century American writer argues that a man's intentional efforts to impress his company are less effective than the messages implied by his bearing. "His unconscious influence, the silent, subtle radiation of his personality, the effect of his words and acts, the trifles he never considers [are] -- tremendous. Every moment of life he is changing to a degree the life of the whole world. Every man has an atmosphere which is affecting every other." Jordan's other self-help books included Mental Training (1896), and he continued the theme of regal-sounding titles with The Kingship of Self-Control, The Majesty of Calmness and The Crown of Individuality).
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"Few rich men own their property. The property owns them." -Robert G. Ingersoll
"It gets them up early in the morning. It won't let them sleep," Ingersoll continued, speaking to a Carnegie Hall crowd in 1896, where he was supporting William McKinley's election at the expense of William Jennings Bryan. "A short time ago," said Ingersoll about Bryan, "he denied being a Democrat. He is filled with vagaries. His brain is an insane asylum without a keeper."
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"Some women'll stay in a man's memory if they once walked down a street." -Rudyard Kipling
In the early 20th-century English poet's "Mrs. Bathurst," a group of men have a conversation about a sailor who deserted for the sake of a woman. The men realized that they all, at one time or another, have in some way known the widow Mrs. Bathurst. The men struggle to describe the character of this woman, "how she stood an' what she was sayin' an' what she looked like," but can't accurately summarize the quality that made her memorable. "'Tisn't beauty, so to speak, nor good talk necessarily. It's just It."
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phucker: soccer sucks
PeelsSE2: yeah
PeelsSE2: f**k you
finally got peels to admit soccer sucks
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phucker: soccer sucks
PeelsSE2: yeah
PeelsSE2: f**k you
finally got peels to admit soccer sucks
dickhead! :rofl:
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"To attain something desired is to discover how vain it is." -Arthur Schopenhauer
In the 19th-century German philosopher's Parerga und Paralipomena (or Appendices and Omissions) he explained, "We take no pleasure in existence except when we are striving after something." For Schopenhauer, the problem was that living life as though it were a temporary holdover on the way to an ultimate goal rendered life itself meaningless. "That is why most men discover when they look back on their life that they have the whole time been living ad interim, and are surprised to see that which they let go by so unregarded and unenjoyed was precisely their life, was precisely in expectation of which they lived."
"you're so vain... you probly thought this song was abouuut you"
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we were talking about amish.... then nikki well youll see
phucker: lol i almost ran over two young amish chicks on my quad
Lady4Fiddy: :lol:
Sand84: :rofl:
phucker: i was hauling ass in fifth up a hill on they thought it would be a good time to cross the road
Lady4Fiddy: oops
Sand84: prolly trying to leave amish land :lol:
Lady4Fiddy: Beth, lets run away and live in the new world
Sand84: i watched a show about that. Them kids get nuts when they leave
Lady4Fiddy: did you blow their skirts up Dan
Lady4Fiddy: I would too Ryan
Sand84: yeah me to :D
Lady4Fiddy: I would buy a cell phone, computer, and go play with light switches
Sand84: :rofl:
Lady4Fiddy: I would drink beer and get gang banged after that shit
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:rofl:
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:rofl:
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"All men profess honesty as long as they can. To believe all men honest would be folly. To believe none so is something worse." -John Quincy Adams
In one of the 18th-century American statesman's letters to the Boston Patriot, the then-senator and diplomat wrote that a great statesman must be honest, but that his honesty must be tempered by judgment. He related the story of Alexander the Great and his physician Philip, a man Alexander so trusted that even the rumor Philip had been bribed to poison him didn't deter Alexander from accepting his treatment. "It was the most heroic action of his life," wrote Adams, "But its heroism consists in his confidence in human virtue, combined with the accuracy of his judgment in the individual application of it."
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"A man must defiantly set up his faults as qualities." -Brander Matthews
In "The True Theory of the Preface," the 19th-century U.S. author continued the above quote: "Do not apologize for anything. Confess nothing." Matthews argued that any critic would pounce on a weak introduction as an indication of a weak writer. "Confess a lamb and the critic hangs you for a sheep. Give him but five lines of Preface and he can damn any book."
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Puppies are like little tornado's ...
This was meant to go in Fact of the day... sorry! Stupid Phone!
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Very thoughtful of you to remind me why I will never have a smelly, carpet ruining, shedding dog in my house again ever!
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Very thoughtful of you to remind me why I will never have a smelly, carpet ruining, shedding dog in my house again ever!
Annnndddd.... you're welcome! ;)
:lol:
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Seen this earlier and had to share...
"Fighting for peace is like phucking for virginity!" ~unknown
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"I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves." -Ludwig Wittgenstein
The 20th-century Austrian philosopher published only one full-length philosophical work while he was alive.Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus is a massive mathematical proof of philosophical concepts. In the book, he is dismissive of his own work: "I have fallen far short of the possible," he lamented. "May others come and do it better."
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"Thought is born of failure." -Lancelot Law Whyte
In the 20th-century Scottish financier and industrial engineer's The Next Development in Man, he explained in the introduction that thought is only ever the result of some failure of action. "Great advances," wrote Whyte, "can be made only if many are ready to dare much and to fall by the wayside if necessary."
so... raptorsource is full of win?
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[Today at 12:25:48 PM] Hefe: hey... some of us are paid for HOW MUCH work we do.. hot how much time we spend at work :jealous:
[Today at 12:26:07 PM] PeelsSE2: then you should be broke
:nod:
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I don't think you can QOTD yourself!
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[Today at 11:06:11 AM] Hefe: that one complete is 25k, but it has a VW engine
[Today at 11:06:21 AM] Hefe: :thumbs down:
[Today at 11:07:32 AM] preddy08: didnt your old one have a VW engine
[Today at 11:07:44 AM] Hefe: I have blown MANY of them
[Today at 11:07:49 AM] Hefe: like dewdz
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Today at 11:39:56 AM] SegKast: Cool thing about the river here, it goes right by like hole 10 of a golf course right before the Olympia Brewery, always stop and dive for balls there
im guessing seggy goes to the river with a bunch of guys.......am I off base here :confused:
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I don't think you can QOTD yourself!
yes you can, and i did 8)
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"When a woman is very, very bad, she is awful, but when a man is correspondingly good, he is weird." -Minna Antrim
The American author wrote collections of epigrams and tongue-in-cheek instructions on behavior in polite society including Don'ts for Girls: A Manual of Mistakes (1902) and Don'ts for Bachelors and Old Maids (1908). "Don't ask a woman to marry you," she wrote in the latter, "until you have done Three things -- become Acquainted with her family, seen her in a trying situation, and had your Life Insured."
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I knew it!
[Today at 12:01:13 PM] Hefe: Phucker blew a tranny on his way home
[Today at 12:01:40 PM] Hefe: (but in his defense, the tranny looked like a chick)
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that dewd was stacked!
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"A true man of honor feels humbled himself when he cannot help humbling others." -Robert E. Lee
The 19th-century military officer, best remembered for having commanded the Confederate Army of Northern Virginia in the American Civil War, was revered by his men (and even duly respected by Union soldiers) for his honor and compassion. "The power which the strong have over the weak, the employer over the employed, the educated over the unlettered, the experienced over the confiding, even the clever over the silly -- the forbearing or inoffensive use of all this power or authority, or a total abstinence from it when the case admits it, will show the gentleman in a plain light," wrote Lee. "The gentleman... strives for that nobleness of self and mildness of character which impart sufficient strength to let the past be but the past."
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"To be a man is to be responsible... It is to feel, when setting one's stone, that one is contributing to the building of the world." -Antoine de Saint-Exupery
In his 1939 memoir Wind, Sand and Stars, the French author and aviator (who also wrote The Little Prince) wrote the above line about his friend Henri Guillaumet, also an aviator, and "one among those bold and generous men who had taken upon themselves the task of spreading their foliage over bold and generous horizons." Guillaumet was one of the most famous pilots of his day; the plane crash in Argentina that caused Guillaumet to be temporarily M.I.A. (it nearly killed him) prompted Saint-Exupery to search for him, and later to write the book from which this line comes.
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[Today at 01:59:37 PM] del ban preddy08: ATM is a good idear
:rofl:
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[Today at 02:59:37 PM] preddy08: ATM is a good idear
[Today at 02:59:40 PM] SegKast: suonofthebitch
[Today at 02:59:42 PM] preddy08: wait
[Today at 02:59:47 PM] Spartan727: uhhh shawn
[Today at 02:59:49 PM] preddy08: did that just come out of mouth ???
technically into the mouth....
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"Even the wisest men make fools of themselves about women, and even the most foolish women are wise about men." -Theodor Reik
In his 1949's Love & Lust, the Austrian-American psychologist argued that love and lust are separate, distinct motivations. In explaining his attempt to help men understand women, and women understand men, Reik acknowledged "the great divergence" between the sexes. He wrote: "It is a small world, they say. We ought to at least understand how the other half of it lives." Reik was a protege of Freud's, but nonetheless broke with his mentor on the concept of sexuality.
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"The first woman we love is the whole of womanhood." -Honore de Balzac
His Le Lys dans la vallee (The Lily of the Valley; 1835), was part of La Comedie humaine, the cycle of novels for which he is best remembered. Balzac used his one-time lover and patron Laure Antoinette de Berny as inspiration for the story's primary love interest. After he wrote about the death of her fictionalized persona, de Berny died as well, leaving the writer crushed and despondent.
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"The better a man is, the more mistakes will he make -- for the more new things he will try." -Peter Drucker
In his 1954 book The Practice of Management, the Austrian/American writer and social ecologist continued: "I would never promote a man into a top-level job who had not made mistakes, and big ones at that. Otherwise he is sure to be mediocre." Drucker is the single most well-known management consultant and theorist.
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[Today at 01:11:12 PM] del ban troywcc: you aint a man if you don't have your redwings
:rofl:
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Krandall: I want a shocker baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
Oh Troy!!!!!
:rofl:
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0810/the-shocker-dude-demotivational-poster-1223929943.jpg
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doh!
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doh!
yeah the LS :air: safe word :air: would be of no help now :lol:
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[Today at 03:07:09 PM] del ban kamakazi: preddy, u ever have a bad gay experience?
[Today at 03:07:34 PM] del ban preddy08: cant say I've ever had a bad one.
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[Today at 04:11:12 PM] del ban preddy08: Where'd meh penis go!
[Today at 04:11:51 PM] del ban THIS SPACE FOR RENT: what the hell? Why am I lookin at some dude head?
[Today at 04:11:56 PM] del ban Colorado700R: In peeler
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[Today at 04:11:12 PM] del ban preddy08: Where'd meh penis go!
[Today at 04:11:51 PM] del ban THIS SPACE FOR RENT: what the hell? Why am I lookin at some dude head?
[Today at 04:11:56 PM] del ban Colorado700R: In peeler
i keep clicking del and ban and nothing happens.............. :(
:lol:
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"Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it." -Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
In his 1943 book Either/Or, the Danish author and philosopher mused: "One ought to be a mystery, not only to others, but also to one's self. I study myself; when I am weary of this, then for a pastime I light a cigar and think: the Lord only knows what He meant by me, or what He would make out of me." Kierkegaard's two-volume work was about two hypothetical lives lived to opposite extremes; one hedonistic, and one responsible.
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Hey Artic....cut that swinger open. Just to see if there's a HDD 5050 cam in there.
:rofl: I just spit my drink all over my keyboard.... :rofl:
Amelia Airhart, Jimmy Hoffa, and Pat's cam..... :lol:
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[Today at 08:44:12 AM] del ban Spartan727: Rode 700...rode 660...rode Rhino...rode Omar :lol:
:rofl: :rofl:
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[Today at 08:44:12 AM] del ban Spartan727: Rode 700...rode 660...rode Rhino...rode Omar :lol:
:rofl: :rofl:
Omar had the most torque and responce :jerkoff:
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Need to tighten something on Omar though, squelled the whole time :lol:
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[Today at 08:44:12 AM] del ban Spartan727: Rode 700...rode 660...rode Rhino...rode Omar :lol:
:rofl: :rofl:
Omar had the most torque and responce :jerkoff:
the handling wasnt the best though. Better suited for the water. :lol:
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[Today at 03:48:36 PM] del ban Mad Dog: how did I get bashed for closing a thread that 's still phucking open
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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"If any one hates to be alone with himself, the chances are that he has not much of any self to be alone with." -Robert Haven Schauffler
The 20th-century American writer referred to his book The Joyful Heart, as a "guide-book for joy." He wrote, "Human nature abhors a vacuum," and many men "will make friends with the most fearful bore or read the most stupid story" to avoid the sensation of being alone with themselves. "Offer the ordinary man a week's vacation all alone, and he will look as though you were offering him a cell in Sing Sing." Schauffler is mainly known for his books on various American holidays.
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"A man's worst difficulties begin when he is able to do as he likes." -T. H. Huxley
Thomas Henry Huxley was a self-taught 19th-century biologist, known mostly for being an early and effective champion of evolution when the theory was still controversial. This line comes from a book of Huxley's aphorisms, in which responsibility is a recurring theme: "Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not. It is the first lesson that ought to be learned; and, however early a man's training begins, it is probably the last lesson that he learns thoroughly."
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[Today at 12:03:31 PM] del ban Mad Dog: Let me just make things clear, I don't give a damn about my body or your workout routine or what kind of diet is needed
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[Today at 04:11:56 PM] SegKast: Speaking of good guys... Mags
[Today at 04:11:57 PM] Spartan727: then my buddy was saying "yeah I can get it over there" blah blah
[Today at 04:12:12 PM] SegKast: I remember that
[Today at 04:12:17 PM] Spartan727: All the gay shit aside, he's a really cool guy. Made me feel right at home
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Today at 01:29:18 PM] del ban preddy08: I just remembered I should delete that pic of adam on my work computer. Someone might think I'm a little :gunny:
:rofl:
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"Man was made to mourn." -Robert Burns
Perhaps the most well-known Scottish writer, Burns was an 18th-century poet who achieved international celebrity despite his short career. His verse inspired the titles of both Catcher in the Rye and Of Mice and Men. "Man was made to Mourn: A Dirge" is another well-known poem, and originated another now-common phrase: "And man, whose heaven-erected face/The smiles of love adorn,/Man's inhumanity to man/Makes countless thousands mourn!"
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[Today at 08:38:38 AM] del ban preddy08: I just got a hepatitis
:rofl:
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"Give every man thine ear, but few thy voice." -William Shakespeare
This line from Shakespeare's famous tragedy Hamlet is advice Polonius (Ophelia's father) gives to Laertes (Ophelia's brother) as the latter prepares to leave for France, where he spends most of the play. Although Polonius is one of the play's villains, his advice to Laertes isn't without merit and contains other memorable lines. "Neither a borrower nor a lender be:/ For loan oft loses both itself and friend," Polonius advises. "This above all: to thine own self be true;/ And it must follow, as the night the day,/ Thou canst not then be false to any man."
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[Today at 09:12:58 AM] THIS SPACE FOR RENT: I like my women like I like my steak.....THICK!
[Today at 09:14:46 AM] preddy08: You should come to Nebraska
[Today at 09:15:09 AM] THIS SPACE FOR RENT: I didnt slap you, I high-fived you in the face
[Today at 09:17:42 AM] THIS SPACE FOR RENT: thick guys in NE?
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"A failure is a man who has blundered but is not able to cash in on the experience." -Elbert Hubbard
An American philosopher and editor, Elbert Hubbard covered the sinking of the Titanic. Three years later, he was with his wife Alice aboard the Lusitania when it, too, sank; when it became apparent that they had no hope for escape, the couple calmly entered a room on the ship so that they would die together instead of being separated. "If I can help people," Hubbard once wrote, "I'll do it by giving them a chance to help themselves; and if I can uplift or inspire, let it be by example... I desire to be radiant -- to radiate life."
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[Today at 08:23:10 AM] del ban funyun: would have been nice if the Funyun looked at the phucking box he shipped it in
[Today at 08:23:16 AM] del ban funyun: everything about it was YFZ
[Today at 08:23:20 AM] del ban funyun: even the instructions he gave me
[Today at 08:23:25 AM] del ban funyun: I dont know if hes as stupid as me or what
[Today at 08:23:29 AM] del ban funyun: :lol:
[Today at 08:23:36 AM] del ban preddy08: You said it, not me
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"A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company." -Charles Evans Hughes
Charles Evans Hughes was the 36th governor of New York and the 11th chief justice of the Supreme Court. Hughes served in the court for some 30 years, and as chief justice, he wrote twice as many treatises as any of his peers. "We must have a constant application of reason," Hughes wrote. "That is what free government means. We have come down the course of history winning the victories of democracy, and summed up in a word, they are the victories of public judgment over force."
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[Today at 01:05:43 PM] del ban funyun: I really want white upper a-arms
[Today at 01:05:48 PM] del ban funyun: black lower white upper
[Today at 01:05:55 PM] del ban Krandall: I want a white frame :(
[Today at 01:06:10 PM] del ban Colorado700R: whys black gotta be on bottom? ...racist!
[Today at 01:06:11 PM] del ban Kenneth: lol
[Today at 01:06:25 PM] del ban funyun: so it takes the beating
[Today at 01:06:29 PM] del ban Krandall: :rofl:
[Today at 01:06:31 PM] del ban Colorado700R: :rofl:
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"In their first passion women love their lovers, in all the others they love love." -Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Francois de La Rochefoucauld, aphorist and French nobleman, influenced centuries of literature with his Maximes, from which this line comes. Always somewhat cynical about love and relationships, de La Rochefoucauld continues: "Women often think they love when they do not love. The business of a love affair, the emotion of mind that sentiment induces, the natural bias towards the pleasure of being loved, the difficulty of refusing, persuades them that they have real passion when they have but flirtation."
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How's this for a QOTD?
"I refuse to tiptoe through life just to arrive safely at death."
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preddy08 Dont play that game adam.
preddy08 if you have fun on it then leave it alone.
preddy08 I'm stupid for riding a 81hp bike in the trails
so :sit: mr girly mon.
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"Man feels happy just in so far as his intellect is the predominating part of him." -Arthur Schopenhauer
Philosophy's best-known misanthrope, Schopenhauer was a dedicated pessimist who nonetheless held that living a happy life was possible, given the right circumstances. "It is also only towards the close of life than a man really recognizes and understands his own true self... The progress of life shows a man the stuff of which he is made," Schopenhauer continues in Counsels and Maxims. "In age, the passions cool and leave a man at rest, and then forthwith his mind takes a contemplative tone; the intellect is set free and attains the upper hand."
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[Today at 03:13:00 PM] del ban funyun: its like a chode shock
???
:rofl:
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"The things a man has to have are hope and confidence in himself against odds, and sometimes he needs somebody -- his pal or his mother or his wife or GERD -- to give him that confidence." -Clark Gable
One of classic Hollywood's most well-known stars, Gable remained unpretentious about his leading-man status, famously describing himself as "just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time."
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Krandall: I look at my car, and it makes me sad :(
4gunz4x4z: Shoulda bought a mans car then
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what....
the.....
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
[Today at 09:34:56 AM] del ban Spartan727: you can taste it and spit it back out
[Today at 09:35:04 AM] del ban Spartan727: no swallowing...unlike peelzy
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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sick bastards
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[Today at 08:29:53 AM] del ban THIS SPACE FOR RENT: stil too early for mathmatical fun?
[Today at 08:30:02 AM] del ban maguilar496: heck yea.......
[Today at 08:30:06 AM] del ban maguilar496: still sleeping.
[Today at 08:30:11 AM] del ban maguilar496: yawn
[Today at 08:30:22 AM] del ban Krandall: maggys mexican, he can only count jumping beans and tacos.
[Today at 08:30:29 AM] del ban Krandall: :lol:
[Today at 08:31:15 AM] del ban THIS SPACE FOR RENT: thats a lie! :mad: he can count shingles, 2x4s, bricks, rows of crops........ :rofl:
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[Today at 04:34:49 PM] del ban Spartan727: You have mine, randy? :confused:
[Today at 04:34:57 PM] del ban Krandall: I know I have yours.
[Today at 04:35:06 PM] del ban Krandall: I have all the impotent people
[Today at 04:35:08 PM] del ban Spartan727: woot
[Today at 04:35:09 PM] del ban Krandall: :lol:
[Today at 04:35:14 PM] del ban Spartan727: wait what?
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^^^^^ awesome
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"Do what thy manhood bids thee do, from none but self expect applause." -Richard Francis Burton
The 19th-century British adventurer, writer and military man is best known for his extensive travels through Asia and Africa. According to Burton's autobiographical writing, his career began after he attended Oxford, where his studies went miserably and where he spent most of his time boxing, fencing and goofing off until "at last the Afghan war broke out." The young Burton, "having thoroughly established the fact that I was fit for nothing but to be shot at for sixpence a day," enlisted in the army and never looked back.
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[Today at 09:01:39 AM] del ban tonto13: i was on my knees in the sand for 3 hrs
:confused:
welcome to a raptor rally. :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[Today at 12:23:59 PM] Geo: jsut cuz i like to fill by butthole with m&m's does not make me wierd
In what universe? :lol:
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[Today at 12:23:59 PM] Geo: jsut cuz i like to fill by butthole with m&m's does not make me wierd
In what universe? :lol:
Answer: the current website
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[Today at 05:50:55 PM] phucker: moobies and bananna hammock
[Today at 05:51:20 PM] Langford: lol, don't act like you don't want me to sport that look at the rally
[Today at 05:51:33 PM] phucker: ya you just got me all excited is all
[Today at 05:51:50 PM] phucker: now i cant concentrate on getting my trans back together
[Today at 05:51:54 PM] Langford: I can tuck it between my legs so you can see it from behind while we are racing
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Dan's on a roll....
[Today at 12:06:47 AM] phucker: for a fat guy i have really high standards
[Today at 12:06:51 AM] PeelsSE2: LOL
[Today at 12:07:06 AM] Diggs59: :LOL:
[Today at 12:07:11 AM] Spartan727: by high standards, he means breathing and with a vagina and/or butthole
:blah: chat....
[Today at 12:08:23 AM] phucker: last time i had sex i think we were both legally dead from the amount of alcohol consumed at a wedding
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Diggs59: Hahahaha, I believe it Dan, people truly don't realize that there are some hotties in WV
phucker: ive heard that broken teeth will cut your shit up bad
phucker: lol
PeelsSE2: bet you've :air: heard this
PeelsSE2: heard meaning experienced
phucker: for a fat guy i have really high standards
PeelsSE2: LOL
Diggs59: :LOL:
Spartan727: by high standards, he means breathing and with a vagina and/or butthole
PeelsSE2: high relative to a divorced meteed out trucker
Diggs59: Emoticon FAIL!
PeelsSE2: :five: pat
PeelsSE2: glad I logged on.
phucker: who said breathing was a qualification
Spartan727: :lol:
PeelsSE2: LOL
PeelsSE2: tru dat phucko!
phucker: last time i had sex i think we were both legally dead from the amount of alcohol consumed at a wedding
Diggs59: Honestly, the hottest stripper I've ever seen was near my hometown in a city called Logan
PeelsSE2: cant bitch about your performance if theyre dead
PeelsSE2: diggs
PeelsSE2: that was a man
PeelsSE2: sorry to ruin your fun
PeelsSE2: :lol:
Spartan727: :lol:
PeelsSE2: do you need to go take a crying game shower?
Diggs59: Are you still considered a man after the penis removal surgerya?
Diggs59: surgery*
PeelsSE2: <diggs tries hard to remember that night>
PeelsSE2: you sure it wasn't there?
PeelsSE2: just tucked in neatly?
PeelsSE2: :lol:
Diggs59: Huge clit.....could've been a man I guess...
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Diggs59: Huge clit.....could've been a man I guess...
phucker: lol
PeelsSE2: LOL!
Bastards!
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:rofl: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[Today at 11:20:42 PM] Diggs59: Shemales rock....you can pound them from the front and jerk them off at the same time....
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ERMAHGERD :rofl:
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sounds like Diggs has a bit of experience....I never thought of that :lol:
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Say Diggs, thanks for sharing our experiences together....I never thought of that :lol:
So were you giving or receiving the reach-around?
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"Never forget what a man has said to you when he was angry." -Henry Ward Beecher
The above quote came from Life Thoughts, a collection of the 19th-century abolitionist preachers' orations. Rather than a call to pettiness and vengeance, the quote held that anger came with an essential truthfulness. Beecher concluded: "Anger is a bow that will shoot sometimes where another feeling will not." The book was by Edna Dean Proctor, a poet and one of Beecher's parishioners.
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[Today at 10:08:11 AM] preddy08: holy crap
[Today at 10:08:33 AM] preddy08: the horseshoe races are still going on. We got over a inch or rain and its still spitting.
[Today at 10:08:57 AM] maguilar496: ohh i thought one of your balls dropped preddy
[Today at 10:08:58 AM] maguilar496:
[Today at 10:10:27 AM] preddy08: not yet
:(
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"A man was astounded by the ease of the path of eternity; it was because he took it downhill, at a run." -Franz Kafka
After being stricken with tuberculosis in 1917, the German novelist spent 8 months convalescing in the town of Zurau. The notes he wrote there were collected after his death and published as the Zurau Aphorisms. These aphorisms were, almost without exception, enigmatic ("From a certain point on, there is no more turning back. That is the point that must be reached," ran one aphorism in its entirety). Like much of Kafka, this particular quote has an indeterminate spirituality to it, as speed of course has no relevance to traveling infinite distances, only to the mindset of the traveler.
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"Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and eight times out of nine I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities." -Charles Bukowski
The 20th-century unapologetic poet of the American underclass wrote about, and often lived, stories of alcoholism, fights, jails, a parade of nameless women, and the sense that he was nonetheless searching for something as meaningful and tangible as any far more presentable romantic. "There's nothing to mourn about death any more than there is to mourn about the growing of a flower," he wrote in The Captain is Out to Lunch and the Sailors Have Taken Over the Ship, a collection of extracts from Bukowski's journals from 1991 to 1993. "What is terrible is not death but the lives people live or don't live up until their death. They don't honor their own lives, they piss on their lives."
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[Today at 03:36:48 PM] del ban Adam700Raptor08: rmatv sending me a stud :woot:
:homo:
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[Today at 03:36:48 PM] del ban Adam700Raptor08: rmatv sending me a stud :woot:
:homo:
it only gets better...
Today at 03:41:26 PM] Adam700Raptor08: nothin wrong with enjoying anoother mans poop
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Well, I won't bother you guys with the pic that came along with this comment, but....
Today at 12:41:26 PM] Adam700Raptor08: nothin wrong with enjoying anoother mans poop
EDIT: I got beat to the punch !!! :lol:
:five: Pealer
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adam's like the homo enregizer bunny. the quotes keep going, and going
[Today at 03:43:46 PM] Adam700Raptor08: i just love me some man ass
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[Today at 03:45:53 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: yes alkire. RS shout is like one big never ending money shot
:rofl:
Thanks? ???
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[Today at 03:56:33 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: rodents = turn on
:wtf: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[Today at 03:45:53 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: yes alkire. RS shout is like one big never ending money shot
:rofl:
Thanks? ???
don't mention it.
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[Today at 04:03:57 PM] del ban Adam700Raptor08: ATM 4 life
:rofl:
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adam's diggin a pretty big hole today. :lol:
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holy shit!!
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holy shit!!
:rofl:
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holy shit!!
:rofl:
:rofl:
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holy shit!!
oh please!... you typed it, deal with it. Or do you need a "spanking"? :rofl:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
[Today at 01:06:33 PM] funyun: anyone else look at the net wt of chips when they are deciding which to buy in the vending machine
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gotta capitalize on your return!
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"There are only three things to be done with a woman. You can love her, suffer for her, or turn her into literature." -Lawrence Durrell
The 20th-century British author's Alexandria Quartet begins with the Freudian epigraph: "I am accustoming myself to the idea of regarding every sexual act as a process in which four persons are involved. We shall have a lot to discuss about that." Durrell's series of four postmodern novels (beginning with Justine) is about an affair between the narrator and the titular Justine Durrell. Its experimental format makes the story more complicated than that conceit would suggest.
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preddy08: the 5.0's sound SICK with some work. Gives me a hard one everytime
:rofl:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
[Today at 01:06:33 PM] funyun: anyone else look at the net wt of chips when they are deciding which to buy in the vending machine
ANd they say ethnic profiling doesn't work!!! :rofl:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
[Today at 01:06:33 PM] funyun: anyone else look at the net wt of chips when they are deciding which to buy in the vending machine
ANd they say ethnic profiling doesn't work!!! :rofl:
:rofl:
it shall be noted that I do the same thing :rofl:
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[Today at 04:38:00 PM] Colorado700R: "troy: YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF DICK SUCKING HOMOS!"
[Today at 04:39:01 PM] PeelsSE2: do you cup the balls too?
[Today at 04:39:11 PM] SegKast: ever so gently
atta boy seggy
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"Those who believe that they are exclusively in the right are generally those who achieve something." -Aldous Huxley
The 20th-century British author is best remembered for Brave New World but was also a prolific writer in numerous genres. Huxley summarized his conclusions: "It is a bit embarrassing to have been concerned with the human problem all one's life and find at the end that one has no more to offer by way of advice than 'Try to be a little kinder.'"
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[Today at 08:32:19 PM] phucker: what what you want to do it in my butt?
:rofl:
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"All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit quietly in a room alone." -Blaise Pascal
The 17th-century French mathematician, physicist, inventor and writer was perhaps one of the most influential intellectuals in Western history. The Pensees (Thoughts) remained unpublished until after Pascal's death, and though the fragments were intended as a logical defense of Christianity, the theses that can be gleaned from them are wide-ranging and not at all limited to religion. "A man who has enough to live on, if he knew how to stay with pleasure at home, would not leave it to go to sea or to besiege a town," Pascal wrote. "A commission in the army would not be bought so dearly, but that it is found insufferable not to budge from the town; and men only seek conversation and entering games, because they cannot remain with pleasure at home."
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[Today at 04:34:01 PM] del ban Adam700Raptor08: just name me #7 then
[Today at 04:34:33 PM] del ban troy: whatchu talkin bout
[Today at 04:34:50 PM] del ban troy: careful what you ask for about names around here :lol:
[Today at 04:35:35 PM] del ban Adam700Raptor08: meh
[Today at 04:37:59 PM] del ban Krandall: ???
[Today at 04:38:33 PM] del ban i-Hop: ???
[Today at 04:38:42 PM] del ban Adam700Raptor08: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[Today at 04:38:44 PM] del ban Spartan: :rofl:
[Today at 04:38:47 PM] del ban Krandall: :rofl:
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"Every man over 30 identifies his youth with the worst fault he thinks he has discovered in himself." -Cesare Pavese
In 1950, the Italian writer and literary theorist finished his final work, won an award for Tra Donne Sole (Among Women Only), destroyed all his papers, and committed suicide at the age of 41. This quote came from his personal diary, which contained some of his only surviving personal writing. "The most interesting, the most fertile qualities in every man are those he most hates in himself and in others, for hatred includes every other feeling -- love, envy, ignorance, mystery, the urge to know and to possess," he wrote. "It is hate that causes suffering. To overcome hatred is to take a step towards self-knowledge, self-mastery, self-justification, and consequently towards an end of suffering. When we suffer, it is always our own fault."
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phucker: what word is funyun used for
phucker: dumbass
phucker: nope
Spartan: r-etard
phucker: oh ok
phucker: makes perfect sense
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I want to take you out for dinner and then I wanna go to my apartment and watch Kung Fu. Did you ever watch Kung Fu?
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Sorry to all parties envolved, but I about fell out of my chair!
Today at 01:36:14 PM] Jamie700R: phuck you funyun
[Today at 01:36:18 PM] funyun:
[Today at 01:36:25 PM] Krandall: okay, you guys need to relax. Seriously.
[Today at 01:36:27 PM] funyun: give me your tears gyspy
[Today at 01:36:30 PM] Jamie700R: you broke asshole
[Today at 01:36:32 PM] funyun: do not shrink me
[Today at 01:36:42 PM] funyun: how am I broke?
[Today at 01:36:42 PM] Krandall: Funyun.
[Today at 01:36:46 PM] preddy08: :rofl:
:rofl:
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Sorry to all parties envolved, but I about fell out of my chair!
Today at 01:36:14 PM] Jamie700R: phuck you funyun
[Today at 01:36:18 PM] funyun:
[Today at 01:36:25 PM] Krandall: okay, you guys need to relax. Seriously.
[Today at 01:36:27 PM] funyun: give me your tears gyspy
[Today at 01:36:30 PM] Jamie700R: you broke asshole
[Today at 01:36:32 PM] funyun: do not shrink me
[Today at 01:36:42 PM] funyun: how am I broke?
[Today at 01:36:42 PM] Krandall: Funyun.
[Today at 01:36:46 PM] preddy08: :rofl:
:rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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give me your tears Gypsy! :lol: :lol:
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[Today at 01:15:55 PM] del ban Spartan727: Which are overrated and I can DL the same ones for free
[Today at 01:15:59 PM] del ban preddy08: ^ Cox Cable commerical right there lol
[Today at 01:16:19 PM] del ban Spartan727: Cox cable lol That sounds like your kinda channel thumbs up
[Today at 01:16:33 PM] del ban preddy08: its a company asshat
[Today at 01:16:50 PM] del ban Spartan727: Damn, that's a lot of Cox...
[Today at 01:18:14 PM] del ban Krandall: Funny how you went for the cox cable....
[Today at 01:18:31 PM] del ban Spartan727: We don't have that here
[Today at 01:18:53 PM] del ban preddy08: Cox Cable is huge.
bet that cox is real huge preddy :lol:
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"Men must endure their going hence even as their coming hither. Ripeness is all." -William Shakespeare
In the 17th-century English playwright's King Lear, this line is spoken by Edgar, who was hiding his identity from his blind father, Gloucester. Edgar, well-meaning and kindly (at least in comparison with his illegitimate brother Edmund, one of the play's antagonists), comes to inform Gloucester that Lear's army had been defeated. Gloucester is simply waiting to die. "No further, sir; a man may rot even here," he says. Edgar urges him on with the above quote, insisting that the hour of a man's death -- ripeness -- is up to fate, and not to the man. "And that's true too," Gloucester replied, and leaves with his son.
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[Today at 01:55:45 PM] del ban preddy08: and the rears arent a bit of work?
depends on who's your goin after.. peelz is like a 7/11.. always open.
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bad day for SB?
wtf is this kid talking about....
[Today at 01:46:36 PM] funyun: I dont know why it wont come out
[Today at 01:46:43 PM]funyun: Im pulling on it pretty hard and wiggling it around
Start of an illustrious career :lol:
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[Today at 01:55:45 PM] del ban preddy08: and the rears arent a bit of work?
depends on who's your goin after.. peelz is like a 7/11.. always open.
as opposed to your revolving door? the in and out never stops....
dick! :rofl:
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[Today at 01:55:45 PM] del ban preddy08: and the rears arent a bit of work?
depends on who's your goin after.. peelz is like a 7/11.. always open.
as opposed to your revolving door? the in and out never stops....
dick! :rofl:
:lol:
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[Today at 10:49:35 AM] del ban funyun: GERD phuckING DAMMI9T
[Today at 10:49:37 AM] del ban funyun: phuck ALL OF YOU GUYS
[Today at 10:49:44 AM] del ban funyun: and this phucking website
[Today at 10:49:55 AM] del ban Krandall: http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/19162074
[Today at 10:49:59 AM] del ban Spartan727: What's wrong pa...I mean Eric?
[Today at 10:50:03 AM] del ban Krandall: wtf funyun?
[Today at 10:50:11 AM] del ban funyun: just dropped my phucking iphone in the toilet
[Today at 10:50:17 AM] del ban funyun: on top of a huge phucking pile of shit i just took
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[Today at 10:49:35 AM] del ban funyun: GERD phuckING DAMMI9T
[Today at 10:49:37 AM] del ban funyun: phuck ALL OF YOU GUYS
[Today at 10:49:44 AM] del ban funyun: and this phucking website
[Today at 10:49:55 AM] del ban Krandall: http://news.yahoo.com/video/us-15749625/19162074
[Today at 10:49:59 AM] del ban Spartan727: What's wrong pa...I mean Eric?
[Today at 10:50:03 AM] del ban Krandall: wtf funyun?
[Today at 10:50:11 AM] del ban funyun: just dropped my phucking iphone in the toilet
[Today at 10:50:17 AM] del ban funyun: on top of a huge phucking pile of shit i just took
bahahahaha :rofl: :lol: The question is, did you pull the phone back out of the toilet to post that?
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without a doubt he did, he posted that up before he even wiped the shit off of it :thumbs:
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"To win a woman in the first place one must please her, then undress her, and then somehow get her clothes back on her. Finally, so she will allow you to leave her, you've got to annoy her. " -Jean Giraudoux
Amphitryon 38 is the 20th-century French playwright's farce about the legend of Amphitryon, the Theban general whose wife was seduced by Jupiter (who, in order to do so, took the form of Amphitryon himself). The above quote, spoken by Mercury, is one of the opening lines of the play, part of a back-and-forth between him and Jupiter. "It's a whole trade in itself," Mercury laments, as the two discussed the courtship of mortals. "You would agree, wouldn't you, that you must make a woman pity you in order to win her?" asks Jupiter. "Rule number two. I know that one by heart," replies Mercury.
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[Today at 04:19:29 PM] del ban Spartan: You eat buttholes every other night too on the corner, peelzy
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Today at 05:13:38 PM] Langford: like I said though, he is a cheap SOB...getting him to break his wallet out is like trying to get funyun to let you borrow a dollar
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Krandall: bleedgeek goin live @ 8pm :)
Spartan: I just never really understand you guys randy :lol:
Spartan: it gets kinda depressing after a while
Krandall: lol
phucker: i think i will watch the republican debate.....
phucker: oh snap.... lol
phucker: my laptop is just to shitty, if you guys donated me a laptop i could sit in there and heckle you guys if you want
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"It is the discreet man, not the witty, nor the learned, nor the brave, who guides the conversation." -Joseph Addison
The 18th-century English poet and essayist was a prolific contributor to, and founder of, early magazines, including The Tatler and The Spectator (from which this observation came). "There are many more shining qualities in the mind of man, but there is none so useful as discretion," Addison continued. "The discreet man finds out the talents of those he converses with, and knows how to apply them to proper uses... Though a man has all other perfections, and wants discretion, he will be of no great consequence in the world; but if he has this single talent in perfection, and but a common share of others, he may do what he pleases in his station of life."
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Not really sure how to respond to this ???
[Today at 07:57:07 PM] Spartan: you want pics of my penis?
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Just wait ;)
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hawt :nana:
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kamakazi: my dad can source all of that for me, he has some pretty sweet hookups working for the military
phucker: canada has a military?
phucker: 2 guys and a pop gun right?
kamakazi: :lol: go phuck urself :lol:
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[Today at 05:50:36 PM] Spartan: I'll forgive you...for 500+ship
[Today at 05:51:06 PM] Geo: 580
[Today at 05:51:16 PM] Spartan: 520
[Today at 05:51:22 PM] Geo: 515
[Today at 05:51:28 PM] Spartan: done
[Today at 05:51:31 PM] Spartan: wait what?
[Today at 05:51:39 PM] Geo: sucker
[Today at 05:51:41 PM] Geo: oh phuck
[Today at 05:51:44 PM] Spartan: phuck
[Today at 05:51:48 PM] Spartan: Funyun
talking about forgiveness or pipes?
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[Today at 01:03:36 PM] preddy08: 10" cock doesnt hurt either
[Today at 01:03:51 PM] funyun: doesnt hurt you say?
[Today at 01:03:55 PM] Spartan: :lol:
[Today at 01:03:57 PM] preddy08: wait
[Today at 01:03:59 PM] preddy08: what?
[Today at 01:04:02 PM] preddy08: sick!
[Today at 01:04:04 PM] Spartan: :rofl:
[Today at 01:04:07 PM] funyun: :rofl:
[Today at 01:04:11 PM] Hefe: QOTD!!
[Today at 01:04:13 PM] preddy08: SOB QOTD here I come
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wtf :rofl:
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preddy does his Kegels daily-- stretch baby!
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no he doesn't peels lol. keeps it loose so it won't hurt remember. :rofl:
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[Today at 07:41:57 PM] del ban Maddog Lightning: stay away from ranger's phucking chat/cam private sessions he has with the queer ass folk around these parts.
[Today at 07:42:20 PM] del ban Maddog Lightning: not sure what they need to talk about that they don't want to do it here, but it's seirously phucking gay
[Today at 07:43:01 PM] del ban phucker: who wants to tiny chat????
[Today at 07:43:14 PM] del ban Maddog Lightning: tiny chat is seirously phucking gay
[Today at 07:43:50 PM] del ban Maddog Lightning: like why the phuck would I want to see any of you? I don't even want to see my friends
[Today at 07:44:37 PM] del ban Maddog Lightning: either you're doing some sort of magic tricks, all buy cool things to show each other, are performing perverse sex acts, or you all need to get a phucking life
[Today at 07:45:06 PM] del ban Maddog Lightning: And frankly I don't want to know which, I would prefer to not even know your little pow wows existed.
[Today at 07:45:33 PM] del ban Maddog Lightning: But I guarantee someone's tongue is being put in or on something that nature and GERD did not intend.
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One of the best drunk rants I've ran across in a long time. :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :blah: :mdsit:
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:mdsit:
best smiley ever!
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Today at 12:40:49 PM] phucker: its my camping buddy, reminds me of my ex wife, never works and i never get to ride it
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Today at 12:40:49 PM] phucker: its my camping buddy, reminds me of my ex wife, never works and i never get to ride it
LOL!
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Today at 09:48:02 AM] maguilar496: i will be black.
pick a minority and stick with it! :lol:
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:rofl:
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bahahahahahaha
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[Today at 12:30:15 AM] preddy08: Sport trac's have a double din
[Today at 12:30:32 AM] preddy08: and you guys are gay.....just say'in 8)
[Today at 12:32:27 AM] Spartan: shut it, so are you mr 10"er
[Today at 12:33:36 AM] preddy08: what can I say. I've got a 10"er
[Today at 12:33:47 AM] Spartan: ^in the butt?
[Today at 12:34:06 AM] preddy08: what what
[Today at 12:34:15 AM] Spartan: in shawna's butt with a 10" dick
[Today at 12:34:20 AM] Spartan: :lol:
[Today at 12:35:10 AM] Chillomar: :rofl:
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"We, as human beings, are all miserable persons, heartless, small, insignificant. But within us a superior essence drives us ruthlessly upward." -Nikos Kazantzakis
Author of Zorba the Greek and The Last Temptation of Christ, the Greek writer and philosopher returned again and again to the theme of humanity's intersection with divinity. "From within this human mire divine songs have welled up, great ideas, violent loves, an unsleeping assault full of mystery," Kazantzakis wrote in The Saviors of GERD. "Everyone has his own particular road which leads him to liberation -- one the road of virtue, another the road of evil. If the road leading you to your liberation is that of disease, of lies, of dishonor, it is then your duty to plunge into disease, into lies, into dishonor, that you may conquer them. You may not otherwise be saved."
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"I do not think much of a man's religion unless his dog and cat are the happier for it." -Rowland Hill
This quote is attributed to the 19th-century English teacher, inventor, social reformer and postal official in a book of manners and conduct, How To Be Happy Though Married, by Edward John Hardy. (Hardy advertised himself in the foreword as a "Graduate in the University of Matrimony." "Marriage is sometimes said to be the door that leads deluded mortals back to earth," Hardy wrote, "but this need not and ought not to be the case.") Rowland Hill has also been credited with the invention of the postage stamp.
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Officer Doofy, is that you?
[Today at 12:22:12 PM] PeelsSE2: i just stick my finger in my butt, then smell it
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Officer Doofy, is that you?
[Today at 12:22:12 PM] PeelsSE2: i just stick my finger in my butt, then smell it
cheater! :rofl:
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"Much can be inferred about a man from his mistress: in her one beholds his weaknesses and his dreams." -Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
An 18th-century German scientist remembered as much for his aphorisms as for his contributions to physics, Lichtenberg spent his life jotting down notes and phrases in "waste books" that were published after his death and brought him significant posthumous fame. Some of these notes were grave reflections on meaning and human nature; others were whimsical observations about whatever was on his mind at the time. One entry reads, in full: "A pure heart and a clean shirt. (A pure heart is an excellent thing, and so is a clean shirt.)"
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[Today at 11:43:08 AM] troy: colored people attract natural disasters
you're going down fukka! :rofl:
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[Today at 03:40:31 PM] del ban Mr Wiener Face name giver08: i need to mess with my rear then
[Today at 03:40:41 PM] del ban Geo: ill mess with your rear
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Colorado700R: We you know my door is always open, like adams anus
Adam700Raptor08: word
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[Today at 11:43:08 AM] troy: colored people attract natural disasters
you're going down fukka! :rofl:
haha! I more than deserve that one, good to see ya get one back! :thumbs:
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[Today at 09:34:54 AM] del ban funyun: and you can spit on the little head
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"If men knew all that women think, they'd be 20 times more daring." -Alphonse Karr
The 18th-century French novelist, editor and wit is credited with a number of sayings that have entered common parlance (e.g. "the more things change, the more they stay the same"). "Every man," Karr wrote, "has three characters -- that which he exhibits, that which he has, and that which he thinks he has."
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[Today at 10:55:35 AM] funyun: little stiff eh?
[Today at 10:55:42 AM] funyun: spit on it
He's doing a lot of spitting today :confused:
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Wheww! Good news everyone.
[Today at 12:30:36 PM] troy: we can buttfukk our hearts out now with no worries
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[Today at 04:39:03 PM] Geo: colored people are alot like funyuns opinion, just dont matter
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preddy said these are a few of my favorite things.
[Today at 04:17:31 PM] del ban preddy08: DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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preddy said these are a few of my favorite things.
[Today at 04:17:31 PM] del ban preddy08: DICKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dont know why but I just had to sing that first line when I was reading that in my head :lol:
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:rofl:
my wife was just in that show, that's why it came to my head. :lol:
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"A man says what he knows, a woman says what will please." -Jean-Jacques Rousseau
The 18th-century Genevan philosopher, writer and composer's Emile is an essay on educational theory that influenced educational reform in post-revolutionary France. It was, to Rousseau, his most important work. "A man seeks to serve, a woman seeks to please," he wrote. "The one needs knowledge, the other taste; utility should be the man's object; the woman speaks to give pleasure. There should be nothing in common but truth."
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what timing
[Today at 10:30:52 AM] Adam700Raptor08: geo
[Today at 10:30:54 AM] Geo: thank GERD adams not here today
[Today at 10:30:57 AM] Geo: FUK
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:rofl:
my wife was just in that show, that's why it came to my head. :lol:
ummm....the preddy08 sound of music special.
sing this quietly to yourself...
"a$$holes, large peni$, and fat hairy truckers"
"I get so horny, when I see those big f**kers"
"Just Cant wait to get in the love swing..."
"these are a few of my fav-o-rite things"
I would LOVE to hear some more
:rofl:
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[Today at 07:34:14 PM] del ban 03rappy1987: I love <--- likes the taste of pee in or around my mouth
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[Today at 07:34:14 PM] del ban 03rappy1987: I love <--- likes the taste of pee in or around my mouth
:rofl: You beat me to the punch, I was just coming here to post that :lol:
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"No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." -Samuel Beckett
The 20th-century Irish playwright and novelist occasionally ventured into other art forms, including poetry and short prose. This line is from the avant-garde piece Worstward Ho, which Beckett penned just a few years before his death. The entire work is only a few pages long, a monosyllabic, repetitive litany of words and phrases, much like the above quote (the phrase "fail better" was part of Beckett's inspiration for the whole piece). "No choice but stand. Somehow up and stand. Somehow stand," the prose continued. "Bit by bit. Then on from there. Bit by bit. Till up at last." The title of the piece was a parody of Charles Kingsley's Westward Ho!.
RS Theme :rofl:
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Mad Dog: Funners, you're a drama llama.
Mad Dog: But hey, I was an asshole who knew it all when I was your age too.
Mad Dog: Now I"m an asshole who realizes how little I know.
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Mad Dog: Funners, you're a drama llama.
Mad Dog: But hey, I was an asshole who knew it all when I was your age too.
Mad Dog: Now I"m an asshole who realizes how little I know.
:rofl:
circle of life complete.
to quote my good friend colorado700r: hakuna matata bitches!
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sonner or later the truth comes out.
[Today at 01:53:36 PM] * Mad Dog hates polaris as much as any of you, loves the Ranger.
[Today at 01:53:48 PM] maguilar496: Md loves pat? ???
[Today at 01:53:51 PM] Hefe: awww... MD loves pat
[Today at 01:54:10 PM] * Mad Dog gives up.
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[Today at 04:08:41 PM] del ban Mad Dog: That said, Pat has heard so much shit through this shoutbox that it gave him "hearing AIDS"....
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[Today at 04:14:10 PM] del ban Geo: im as gay as funners in a room full of wenis'
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hearing AIDS bahahahaha mikey has been on a roll lately
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"If there hadn't been women, we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends." -Orson Welles
Film historian and professor Joseph McBride attributes this line to the 20th century American film director Orson Welles as evidence of his more romantic side. Welles went through a series of relationships with well-known actresses in his lifetime -- most famously with Rita Hayworth, who starred alongside Welles in his film The Lady From Shanghai. Hayworth famously said of Welles: "I can't take his genius any more."
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[Today at 08:28:00 AM] del ban phucker: yep, and im gonna own a hair salon pretty soon
:homo:
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how did i know someone else was gonna see that
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:ninja:
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Today at 03:36:07 PM] maguilar496: you cant please everybody adam.
[Today at 03:36:20 PM] Adam: u duno geo
[Today at 03:36:27 PM] maguilar496: unless you're peels.........
[Today at 03:36:29 PM] maguilar496: then you can
[Today at 03:36:31 PM] Adam: wish he would just put it out there
[Today at 03:36:35 PM] maguilar496: and you charge. big $$$$
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self quoting quail licker
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the hell with it im gunna do it too...
[Today at 05:51:49 PM] Alkire193: What did I miss Geo?
[Today at 05:53:17 PM] Geo: where to start..
[Today at 05:54:14 PM] Alkire193: give it to me straight
[Today at 05:54:19 PM] Alkire193: I can take it
[Today at 05:56:36 PM] 03rappy1987: slow or fast?
[Today at 05:57:18 PM] Alkire193: any way it gets brought
[Today at 05:58:27 PM] Geo: well in a nutshell we ctrl alt del ourselves, unisntalled our lives, mags swam around the border, i fart bombed my office and adam and lang cuss at little kids moms through video games.
[Today at 05:58:59 PM] Alkire193: average wednesday?
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Sounds about right!
:rofl:
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the hell with it im gunna do it too...
[Today at 05:51:49 PM] Alkire193: What did I miss Geo?
[Today at 05:53:17 PM] Geo: where to start..
[Today at 05:54:14 PM] Alkire193: give it to me straight
[Today at 05:54:19 PM] Alkire193: I can take it
[Today at 05:56:36 PM] 03rappy1987: slow or fast?
[Today at 05:57:18 PM] Alkire193: any way it gets brought
[Today at 05:58:27 PM] Geo: well in a nutshell we ctrl alt del ourselves, unisntalled our lives, mags swam around the border, i fart bombed my office and adam and lang cuss at little kids moms through video games.
[Today at 05:58:59 PM] Alkire193: average wednesday?
Who's the self quoting quail licker NOW! :nod:
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"Great men's lives begin at 40, where the mediocre man's life ends." -Walter Russel
Walter Russel was a 20th-century physicist, philosopher, painter, architect, and sculptor who the American journalist Walter Cronkite described as the "Leonardo da Vinci of our time." Russel's quote continues: "I have found out that the real essentials of greatness in men are not written in books, nor can they be found in the schools, They are written into the inner consciousness of everyone who intensely searches for perfection in creative achievement and are understandable to such men only."
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[Today at 03:34:54 PM] del ban Hefe: unless you ate young girl... no need to hide
uhhhhhh
*Why dont you have a seat over there*
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[Today at 04:37:47 PM] Alkire193: peels is genius
finally a post that makes some sense
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[Today at 02:40:42 PM] Geo: guys... i need to come clean.
[Today at 02:40:43 PM] Geo: I'm gay.
[Today at 02:41:09 PM] maguilar496: pipes not sold?
[Today at 02:41:10 PM] maguilar496:
[Today at 02:41:11 PM] Geo: I like to suck dick. Plain and simple.
[Today at 02:41:16 PM] maguilar496: ohh thats not so bad!
[Today at 02:41:18 PM] maguilar496:
[Today at 02:41:19 PM] Geo: I am GAY!!
Today at 02:41:40 PM] Spartan: Sierra?
[Today at 02:41:41 PM] Geo: huge waxed balls is my weakness
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"When a man walks into a room, he brings his whole life with him." -Matthew Weiner
This line is part of a monologue spoken by Jon Hamm in AMC's Mad Men (from the episode "The Summer Man," credited to writers Lisa Albert, Janet Leahy and Matthew Weiner). Don Draper's internal monologue continued: "He has a million reasons for being anywhere, just ask him. If you listen, he'll tell you how he got there. ...We're flawed, because we want so much more. We're ruined, because we get these things, and wish for what we had."
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[Today at 10:37:43 AM] del ban Adam: i traded holes and weiners
uhhhhh :confused:
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[Today at 01:32:36 PM] Geo: i ahve some pics of a black one but at my home pc
talking about weiners again... :rolleyes:
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[Today at 04:35:27 PM] preddy08: I'll midwest I am GAY!! you at the rally pat stfu
[Today at 04:35:33 PM] preddy08: ERMAHGERD
[Today at 04:35:36 PM] preddy08: really
[Today at 04:35:38 PM] Spartan: I know you're gay
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:run:
Pat we are going to have to take shifts during the night, so we can watch out for shawn!
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"The most beautiful and deepest experience a man can have is the sense of the mysterious." -Albert Einstein
Einstein wrote and recorded the speech "My Credo" for the German League of Human Rights in 1932, a year before Hitler came to power. "Our situation on this earth seems strange," the address began. "Every one of us appears here involuntarily and uninvited for a short stay, without knowing the whys and the wherefore. In our daily lives we only feel that man is here for the sake of others, for those whom we love and for many other beings whose fate is connected with our own."
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"The best of a bad job is all any of us make of it -- except, of course, the saints." -T. S. Eliot
This quote is from the 20th-century poet and playwright's The Cocktail Party, a modern retelling of Euripedes' Alcestis. Eliot toyed with distinctly Greek-tragic elements, with a theme similar to this one, on more than one occasion: "The whisper, the transparent deception/ The keeping up of appearances/ The making the best of a bad job/ All twined and tangled together, all are recorded," he wrote in the less well-received The Family Reunion. "To rest in your own suffering/ Is evasion of suffering. We must learn to suffer more."
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"A man with money is no match against a man on a mission." -Doyle Brunson
The 78-year-old American professional poker player is one of the most well-known living players. Brunson has played professional poker for over 50 years and has won 10 World Series of Poker bracelets (on the way to which he became the first player to earn $1 million in professional poker tournament winnings). Brunson also wrote the book regarded as the essential poker text, How I Made Over $1,000,000 Playing Poker, also published under the title Doyle Brunson's Super System.
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[Today at 11:57:09 AM] del ban Spartan: I'll bore your skull out
uhhhhhhhhh
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:humper:
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wtf randy, you hide in the shadows of the shoutbox!? do i need to change to the white theme so u cannot hide?
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[Today at 01:50:59 PM] SegKast: Boner ? Geo get into Slawson's viagra again ?
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[Today at 12:22:33 AM] troy: I live in reality
[Today at 12:22:44 AM] troy: when I run out of coke and meth anyway
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[Today at 12:22:33 AM] troy: I live in reality
[Today at 12:22:44 AM] troy: when I run out of coke and meth anyway
oh the horror!!!! :peels:
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Langford: 1/2 acre and a 60" riding mower ftw! Only takes me a half hour, but I still hate it
[Today at 10:02:18 AM] Gunny Bunny: Im out
[Today at 10:02:48 AM] Langford: Marty, any vids from this weekend?
[Today at 10:04:38 AM] Adam: 22in pushmower and 0ne leg ftw
[Today at 10:06:20 AM] Langford: :rofl:
[Today at 10:06:31 AM] Langford: there is a reason I'm a fatass
[Today at 10:09:20 AM] Adam: aight guess i better get sumthin done too. later fellers
[Today at 10:10:16 AM] Langford: now I feel guilty, guess I'm gonna go mow mine too. Later
[Today at 10:23:00 AM] maguilar496: :rofl:
LOL adam.
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:rofl:
my parents have about 8 acres of lawn. 2 riders one 60 and one 52. takes about 3 hours.
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"Everything can be taken from a man but one thing, the last of the human freedoms: to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one's own way." -Viktor Frankl
Man's Search for Meaning is 20th-century Austrian psychologist and Holocaust survivor Viktor Frankl's memoir of surviving a concentration camp. "There were always choices to make," Frankl wrote. "Every day, every hour, offered the opportunity to make a decision, a decision which determined whether you would or would not submit to those powers which threatened to rob you of your very self... Fundamentally, therefore, any man can, even under such circumstances, decide what shall become of him."
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[Today at 06:28:02 PM] Geo: tim is just as intelligent as my gf's dog
[Today at 06:28:05 PM] Geo: and it eats its own poop
talking about wreckless :rofl:
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"The world forgives almost anything but stupidity." -Clarence Darrow
Perhaps the most famous litigator of his era, the lawyer and leading member of the American Civil Liberties Union came from a family acquainted with public scorn. His father was an active abolitionist and his mother was a suffragette, while Darrow himself was an outspoken agnostic. This line is from Darrow's essay on Voltaire, whom Darrow praised for "always forging his keen, witty, malicious darts against the enemies of truth and liberty."
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"When a man does exactly what a woman expects him to do she doesn't think much of him. " -Oscar Wilde
This line comes from the comparatively rare four-act version of The Importance of Being Earnest, the 19th-century Irish writer and poet's most popular play, and one of theater's most beloved satires. The quote, spoken by Algernon Moncrieff, the witty protege of the play's protagonist, continues: "One should always do what a woman doesn't expect, just as one should say what she doesn't understand," he says. "The result is invariably perfect sympathy on both sides."
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"All I know I learned after I was 30." -Georges Clemenceau
France's prime minister during World War I was known for his outspoken manner and ferocious wit. (After a failed assassination attempt against him, Georges Clemenceau argued against the death penalty, while conceding that a Frenchman who missed six out of seven shots at point-blank range should at least be punished for poor marksmanship.) He also said: "When a man asks himself what is meant by action he proves that he isn't a man of action. Action is a lack of balance. In order to act you must be somewhat insane. A reasonably sensible man is satisfied with thinking."
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[Today at 10:21:58 AM] del ban Geo: what a fukin I am GAY!
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[Today at 03:36:59 PM] Krandall: isn't PBN as stupid as me... for how much shit they have?
:owned: filter :rofl:
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damn you pat.
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"A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her." -Oscar Wilde
The character of Lord Henry Wotton in The Picture of Dorian Gray is essentially Oscar Wilde's stand-in for himself. The character is erudite, witty, charming, and eccentric, and he speaks the above line to socialite Lady Narborough. She gleefully calls Henry a cynic and extends him an invitation to dinner, asking what kinds of people he would like to meet. Henry responds: "I like men who have a future and women who have a past."
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[Today at 11:55:58 AM] del ban THIS SPACE FOR RENT: after the 3rd time its like "CUM OR BLEED, IM ONLY SPITTIN 1 MORE TIME"
WTF? :confused:
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[Today at 01:59:24 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: the moose started to look sexy
:confused:
smoke dont crack itself..
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"Pain or damage don't end the world. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man - and give some back." -Jody Worth
This line is from the HBO series Deadwood, and is spoken by Ian McShane in an episode called "E.B. Was Left Out." McShane plays Al Swearengen, pimp and proprietor of the Gem Saloon, who was based on a real-life figure of the same name from the historical Deadwood. In 2006, McShane won a Golden Globe for his portrayal of Swearengen, who he described as "the primitive in the modern world."
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[Today at 09:34:56 PM] del ban troy: I'm gonna tongue punch your fartbox Geo
:rofl:
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wtf that isnt quote worthy...i brought that here weeks ago...ask anyone...
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[Today at 09:45:38 PM] del ban troy: Geo is bisxual, he likes men and boys
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[Today at 09:45:56 PM] del ban troy: I'd show you why they call me uncle knuckles Geo
[Today at 09:46:00 PM] del ban troy: true story
[Today at 09:46:03 PM] del ban Adam: but i bet one of us is guarenteee to almost piss himself outa laughfter
[Today at 09:46:06 PM] del ban Geo: hahahha
[Today at 09:46:12 PM] del ban troy: I'd have my entire hand in your ass in the first ten minutes
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[Today at 09:49:28 PM] del ban Geo: i wrap my dick in warm pancakes
:confused:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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"What a real living human being is made of seems to be less understood today than at any time before, and men... are therefore shot wholesale nowadays." -Hermann Hesse
Demian is 20th-century, Nobel Prize-winning author Herman Hesse's spiritual coming-of-age novel. It was originally published under the name Emil Sinclair, which is also the name of the book's protagonist. "If a man does not think too much," Hesse wrote, "he rejoices at rising in the morning, and at eating and drinking. He finds satisfaction in them and does not want them to be otherwise. But if he ceases to take things for granted, he seeks eagerly and hopefully during the course of the day for moments of real life, the radiance of which makes him rejoice."
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[Today at 01:29:49 PM] preddy08: I'm really anal
no surprise here
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[Today at 02:22:02 PM] del ban Nick: I ice cream scoop, Spoonin is for whimps
:rofl:
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[Today at 02:22:02 PM] del ban Nick: I ice cream scoop, Spoonin is for whimps
:rofl:
giant soup ladle :lol:
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mmmm Dewd soup
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"Marriage, it seems, confines every man to his proper rank." -Jean de La Bruyere
The 17th-century French essayist and moralist's book, Les Caracteres (1688), is organized into broad categories dealing with people and society: women, clergy, fashion. This line comes from "Of Personal Merit," Bruyere's essay on social standing and innate worth. "Many men have only their name to commend them," he wrote. "When you see them close, they are of no account; from a distance, they take you in."
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thats why i like you Jeff cause you tell it like it is. :lol:
[Today at 09:05:23 AM] Geo: ya jeff id tear her up
[Today at 09:05:30 AM] Spartan: I'd take the girl over that car any day...never really liked C4s
[Today at 09:05:36 AM] THIS SPACE FOR RENT: That little girl is BAD ASS!!
[Today at 09:05:43 AM] THIS SPACE FOR RENT: cha
[Today at 09:05:47 AM] Geo: ncie ass
[Today at 09:05:49 AM] Kenneth: lol you guys are harsh to models
[Today at 09:05:51 AM] Geo: id put my potassiam rod in her
[Today at 09:05:53 AM] maguilar496: shes really a dude isnt she?
[Today at 09:06:02 AM] THIS SPACE FOR RENT: :nod: :jerkoff:
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"The truth is too simple: one must always get there by a complicated route." -George Sand
"George Sand" was the nom de plume of 19th-century French novelist Amantine Lucile Aurore Dupin, a contemporary of Flaubert (with whom she kept up a lengthy correspondence). "One is happy as a result of one's own efforts," Sand wrote, "once one knows the necessary ingredients of happiness -- simple tastes, a certain degree of courage, self denial to a point, love of work, and, above all, a clear conscience."
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[Today at 01:02:39 PM] del ban Colorado700R: put your helmet cam on your wang, then stop by peels
[Today at 01:02:49 PM] del ban Nick: yeah boi, first person shooter!
:rofl:
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[Today at 02:42:01 PM] Spartan: 6 is a little short and tight
And we thought preds was bad. :rofl:
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"Much of command is the ability to take command." -Louis L'Amour
The 20th-century American writer, known mostly for his Westerns, also wrote some nonfiction and a few historical novels. This quote is from The Walking Drum, set in 12th-century Europe. "Up to a point a man's life is shaped by environment, heredity, and movements and changes in the world about him; then there comes a time when it lies within his grasp to shape the clay of his life into the sort of thing he wishes to be," L'Amour wrote. "Everyone has it within his power to say, this I am today, that I shall be tomorrow."
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"Much of command is the ability to take command." -Louis L'Amour
this is a good quote. And 99% of American workers should know it.
If you don't step up, someone else will. :thumbs:
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lead.... follow.... or get the FERK outta the way!
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"Let every man be respected as an individual and no man idolized." -Albert Einstein
This line is from the German-born physicist's 1931 essay "The World As I See It," which was published after he was already well-known. He commented that he was idolized in some circles, "through no fault, and no merit" of his own. "The cause of this may well be the desire... to understand the few ideas to which I have with my feeble powers attained through ceaseless struggle," he wrote. "The really valuable thing in the pageant of human life seems to me not the political state, but the creative, sentient individual, the personality; it alone creates the noble and the sublime."
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[Today at 02:04:49 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: <not cool
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"What do men want? They want a lot of pals, and they wish people wouldn't get so mad at them." -Kurt Vonnegut
In 1999, the American writer delivered the commencement address at Agnes Scott College, a liberal arts women's college in Atlanta. "Freud said he didn't know what women wanted. I know what women want. They want a whole lot of people to talk to," he said. "What do they want to talk about? They want to talk about everything." Hence, he explained, the failures of so many marriages: "The groom gets one more pal, but it's a woman. The woman gets one more person to talk to about everything, but it's a man." Arguments in relationships, he concluded, boil down to two people feeling the same frustrated sentiment toward one another: "You are not enough people!"
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[Today at 10:25:41 AM] del ban Funyunn: i am green
[Today at 10:25:44 AM] del ban Funyunn: look at my yfz
[Today at 10:25:48 AM] del ban Funyunn: it is slow
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"What do men want? They want a lot of pals, and they wish people wouldn't get so mad at them." -Kurt Vonnegut
In 1999, the American writer delivered the commencement address at Agnes Scott College, a liberal arts women's college in Atlanta. "Freud said he didn't know what women wanted. I know what women want. They want a whole lot of people to talk to," he said. "What do they want to talk about? They want to talk about everything." Hence, he explained, the failures of so many marriages: "The groom gets one more pal, but it's a woman. The woman gets one more person to talk to about everything, but it's a man." Arguments in relationships, he concluded, boil down to two people feeling the same frustrated sentiment toward one another: "You are not enough people!"
i like this quote. :thumbs:
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[Today at 06:22:36 PM] Hefe: My son is mentally challenged Geo, and he makes more sense than you most days
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[Today at 06:22:36 PM] Hefe: My son is mentally challenged Geo, and he makes more sense than you most days
lol!
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That is NOT funny. do NOT laugh at that!
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well, at least you spelled that all right. :lol:
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"Yesterday is all that does count. What else is there? Your life is made out of the days it's made out of. Nothin else." -Cormac McCarthy
This line is from the 2005 novel No Country For Old Men, which was made into an Oscar-winning film by the Coen brothers two years later. The line is spoken by Llewelyn Moss (Josh Brolin in the film adaptation) to a hitchhiker he picks up. The hitchhiker scene was cut from the film version, but the woman Moss meets by the pool acts as somewhat of a substitute. "It's not about knowin where you are. It's about thinkin you got there without takin anything with you," Moss tells her, evidently considering the decisions he's made thus far and the fact that their repercussions are catching up to him. "Your notions about startin over. Or anybody's. You don't start over. That's what it's about. Ever step you take is forever. You cant make it go away. None of it."
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[Today at 09:14:39 AM] del ban funyun: the one ball i can see maybe if hes good
[Today at 09:14:43 AM] del ban funyun: but 2 balls at once was crazy
[Today at 09:14:50 AM] del ban funyun: dam that sounds gay
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[Today at 10:18:15 AM] Hefe: Luck... no... luck is crashing face first into the back of Side x side and walking away! you scared the hell outta me!
[Today at 10:18:25 AM] Adam: lol
[Today at 10:18:30 AM] Adam: no
[Today at 10:18:35 AM] Adam: thats not luck
[Today at 10:18:40 AM] Adam: thats being a dumbass
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[Today at 08:16:40 AM] Gunz: Ok Adam... Im gonna miss you, but just remember when she's chopping off your other leg and cooking it in front of you, don't say I didn't warn ya
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"Work should be the spontaneous expression of a man's best impulses." -Elbert Hubbard
This quote appears in Little Journeys to the Homes of Good Men and Great, the American author's collection of reflections on the lives of significant historical figures. The collection was written and published monthly, starting in 1894; the pieces were collected and republished in a 14-volume memorial edition in 1916, shortly after Hubbard's death. The first installment (from which this quote comes) is an autobiographical reflection on the whole work. "We grow only through exercise, and every faculty that is exercised becomes strong, and those not used atrophy and die," Hubbard wrote. "Thus how necessary it is that we should exercise our highest and best! To develop the brain we have to exercise the body... Manual training is essentially moral training; and physical work is, at its best, mental, moral and spiritual."
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[Today at 01:19:30 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: raptorsource: puts the gay in gay
[Today at 01:19:40 PM] del ban Cammy: Main dish at RR......TUBE STEAK
[Today at 01:19:58 PM] del ban Adam: with a side of taint tators
[Today at 01:20:00 PM] del ban preddy08: RS - it puts the Heeeyyyy in ghey :hey:
[Today at 01:20:05 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: RS: where sausage isnt just for breakfast anymore
[Today at 01:20:34 PM] del ban Cammy: RS where your sausage will disapear
[Today at 01:21:15 PM] del ban Gee-oh!: RS: where there is no closet
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"Everyone always dies for his country. If you have lived in it, well and wisely and actively, you die for it too." -Jean Giraudoux
The 20th-century French novelist's Tiger at the Gates (the original title translates to The Trojan War Will Not Take Place) is a 1935 retelling of the build-up to the Trojan War. The novel also functions as a criticism of the diplomatic climate just after World War I and leading up to World War II. This line was spoken by Andromache to her husband Hector. "In wartime a man is called a hero," his mother Hecuba reflects. "It doesn't make him any braver, and he runs for his life. But at least it's a hero who is running away."
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funyun: my ass only accepts 1 stick
lies!
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we all know better than that
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Perhaps he meant one at a time. No, that's a lie as well. Puzzling.
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BAwhahahahahaha
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"No sadder proof can be given by a man of his own littleness than disbelief in great men." -Thomas Carlyle
The Scottish historian, social critic and teacher wrote On Heroes, Hero-Worship, and the Heroic in History (1841). The book's premise is that "we cannot look, however imperfectly, upon a great man, without gaining something by him." In his first lecture, on "The Hero as Divinity," Carlyle continued: "In all epochs of the world's history, we shall find the Great Man to have been the indispensable savior of his epoch -- the lightning, without which the fuel never would have burnt. The History of the World, I said already, was the Biography of Great Men."
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Today at 01:30:20 PM] del ban funyun: i wonder how you get a full body bore 804
[Today at 01:30:45 PM] del ban Colorado700R: bend over funyun, I'll show you
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[Today at 06:12:26 PM] Geo: i wish my balls had a quick disconnect feature for dangerous situations
[Today at 06:12:58 PM] Adam: me 2
[Today at 06:14:07 PM] Geo: i know sierra would agree that my penis DOES ahve a quick ejaculate feature tho :lol:
[Today at 06:14:23 PM] Spartan: Cause she has the injection tool
[Today at 06:14:29 PM] Spartan: called BIG JOHN
[Today at 06:17:16 PM] Geo: n e way
[Today at 06:17:34 PM] Adam: bahahhahHhna
[Today at 06:17:47 PM] Spartan: :rofl:
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[Today at 01:48:31 PM] Adam: yeah pred has a good eye for rears for sure
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"People are too durable, that's their main trouble. They can do too much to themselves, they last too long." -Bertolt Brecht
This quote is from the German Modernist playwright's In The Jungle of Cities, a half-allegorical narrative about a prairie family moving to the city and a match between two boxers, Shlink and George Garga. The line is spoken by a Salvation Army officer about Garga's sister Marie, who has, in desperation, turned to prostitution, and who hates herself for it. Garga insists that he loves her in spite of everything ("people remain what they are, even when their faces fall to pieces").
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[Today at 07:37:16 PM] Mad Dog: Install a sodomy gauge.....it'll tell you how hard I'm phucking geo in the ass
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"During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk." -Soren Kierkegaard
The 19th-century Danish Christian philosopher, theologian and religious author (his philosophy was hugely influential in the development of Existentialism) concentrated on subjectivity, Christian ethics and the nature of the individual. This quote, from Kierkegaard's notes, continues: "When once the risk has been really taken the greatest danger is to risk too much. By not risking at first one turns aside and serves trivialities; in the second case, by risking too much, one turns aside to the fantastic."
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Today at 12:23:40 PM] del ban Hefe: gonna be quiet around here till everyone's dns resolves
[Today at 12:24:22 PM] del ban Hefe: could change your computer's host file and point it to the old IP
[Today at 12:29:17 PM] del ban Geo: why would iw ant to take the time to do that
[Today at 12:29:20 PM] del ban Geo: im better off without them
[Today at 12:29:23 PM] del ban Geo: dont tell them i said that
[Today at 12:29:35 PM] del ban Geo: itll let me get some work done today
[Today at 12:30:18 PM] del ban Hefe: I have done WAY more work this week cause I couldn't get on here :lol:
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"To get a woman, you have to be willing to risk losing her." -Neil Strauss
Journalist Neil Strauss has written several bestsellers (Emergency: This Book Will Save Your Life, Everyone Loves You When You're Dead), but he is best-known for The Game, which explores his experiences investigating the pickup-artist community. "Men are not dogs," Strauss writes. "We merely think we are and, on occasion, act as if we are. But by believing in our nobler nature, women have the amazing power to inspire us to live up to it."
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[Today at 11:03:12 AM] del ban White Lightning: lightning n thunder from down under
[Today at 11:03:16 AM] del ban hebrew Lightning: ???
[Today at 11:03:20 AM] del ban hebrew Lightning: :flex:
[Today at 11:03:21 AM] del ban Green Lightning: aaaaaaahahhahaha
[Today at 11:03:22 AM] del ban White Lightning: LOL!!
[Today at 11:03:23 AM] del ban THIS SPACE FOR RENT: wth is going on?
[Today at 11:03:32 AM] del ban hebrew Lightning: The hebrew hammer
[Today at 11:03:36 AM] del ban THIS SPACE FOR RENT: this is like a bad dream
[Today at 11:03:37 AM] del ban SE2 Lightning: :rofl:
[Today at 11:03:38 AM] del ban Green Lightning: we're lightin shit up Space !
[Today at 11:03:52 AM] del ban White Lightning: < GINGER LIGHTNING
[Today at 11:03:58 AM] del ban SE2 Lightning: whover got to funyun first, sorry, mines better :lol:
[Today at 11:03:59 AM] del ban THIS SPACE FOR RENT: :rofl:
[Today at 11:04:00 AM] del ban Green Lightning: thanks again for the heads up up on those TAG Railers
[Today at 11:04:12 AM] del ban Orange Lightning: got ourselves a stray
[Today at 11:04:15 AM] del ban THIS SPACE FOR RENT: hebrew ftw
[Today at 11:04:16 AM] del ban hebrew Lightning: can I be Hebrew "The Hammer" Lightning
[Today at 11:04:17 AM] del ban Red Lightning: :lol:
[Today at 11:04:20 AM] del ban preddy08: ERMAHGERD
[Today at 11:04:21 AM] del ban Orange Lightning: sapce lightning
[Today at 11:04:23 AM] del ban Red Lightning: It's LIGHTING
[Today at 11:04:27 AM] del ban Green Lightning: Geo should be 'Dim Lighting' :rofl:
[Today at 11:04:28 AM] del ban SE2 Lightning: rent
[Today at 11:04:29 AM] del ban Red Lightning: :rofl:
[Today at 11:04:36 AM] del ban Punkass Lightning: :rofl:
[Today at 11:04:42 AM] del ban Punkass Lightning: you guys are killing me!
[Today at 11:04:44 AM] del ban SE2 Lightning: <completely lost with names :lol:
[Today at 11:04:45 AM] del ban hebrew Lightning: lol
[Today at 11:04:49 AM] del ban Orange Lightning: lol
[Today at 11:04:51 AM] del ban White Lightning: LOL
[Today at 11:04:54 AM] del ban Ride the Lightning: that sounds like a porn name....the hammer :rofl:
[Today at 11:04:57 AM] del ban Green Lightning: yeah, no idea for most right now Peeler :lol:
[Today at 11:05:02 AM] del ban Orange Lightning: <----- Pat
[Today at 11:05:03 AM] del ban SE2 Lightning: "dim lighting LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Today at 11:05:05 AM] del ban White Lightning: ride MY lightning
[Today at 11:05:07 AM] del ban Green Lightning: <---Seg
[Today at 11:05:11 AM] del ban Ride the Lightning: thumbs up I'm good with mine :nod:
[Today at 11:05:12 AM] del ban kamakazi: ummmm...... LOL :lol:
[Today at 11:05:13 AM] del ban Krandall: < krandall
[Today at 11:05:16 AM] del ban Krandall: :lol:
[Today at 11:05:18 AM] del ban Ride the Lightning: <---TSFR
[Today at 11:05:19 AM] del ban Red Lightning: Geo shut your hole
[Today at 11:05:30 AM] del ban White Lightning: lol
[Today at 11:05:34 AM] del ban hebrew Lightning: fear me
[Today at 11:05:39 AM] del ban Ride the Lightning: guess I'm fukin ALL YALL BITCHES!! :lol:
[Today at 11:05:41 AM] del ban White Lightning: respect me
[Today at 11:05:43 AM] del ban Orange Lightning: <---- Peels
[Today at 11:05:49 AM] del ban White Lightning: for
[Today at 11:05:50 AM] del ban White Lightning: i
[Today at 11:05:51 AM] del ban White Lightning: am
[Today at 11:05:51 AM] del ban Red Lightning: Bow before me, I'm POTW mod!
[Today at 11:05:54 AM] del ban Green Lightning: <----- Greg
[Today at 11:05:56 AM] del ban Punkass Lightning: you guys are ruthless!
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[Today at 11:21:30 AM] del ban Orange Lightning: Bl's Ban Hammer (http://store03.prostores.com/colormebrowntoyscollectiblesinc/media/3/a20792b127493600a16fc5_m.JPG)
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"A good character is the best tombstone." -Charles Spurgeon
Charles Spurgeon was a British preacher whose sermons have been translated into dozens of languages and collected in numerous published works. This line is from John Ploughman's Talk: Or, Plain Advice for Plain People, a book written in simple and straightforward language ("there is no particular virtue in being seriously unreadable," Spurgeon writes in the book's preface). "Those who loved you and were helped by you will remember you when forget-me-nots are withered," the above quote continues. "Carve your name on hearts, and not on marble."
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[Today at 02:30:32 PM] del ban THIS SPACE FOR RENT: probably the whole thing about railing him the ear so he could hear me cumming
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"A hero is a man who does what he can. The others do not do it." -Romain Rolland
Romain Rolland, a 20th-century Nobel Prize-winning French novelist, is primarily known for his 10-volume novel Jean-Christophe. This line is advice given to the titular Jean-Christophe by his uncle Gottfried: "We do not do what we will to do," Gottfried explains. "We will and we live: two things. You must be comforted. The great thing is, you see, never to give up willing and living. The rest does not depend on us."
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[Today at 10:51:17 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: hefe....missing my bike lately.
[Today at 10:51:23 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: almost bought this....
[Today at 10:51:26 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/2002-BMW-R1150R-motorcycle-Excellent-condition-Low-miles-Hard-bags-ABS-brak-/260875912972?pt=US_motorcycles&hash=item3cbd6a870c#ht_500wt_1102
[Today at 10:51:37 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: good deal there
[Today at 10:51:37 AM] del ban Mad Dog: Gotcha lang. Dad will probably go buy back the beater explorer sport then.
[Today at 10:51:38 AM] del ban Funyun: wtf
[Today at 10:51:41 AM] del ban Funyun: thats extremely gay
[Today at 10:51:49 AM] del ban Funyun: no wonder its for sale
[Today at 10:51:51 AM] del ban Hefe: love the bike... hate the color
[Today at 10:52:13 AM] del ban Rookie: .
[Today at 10:52:18 AM] del ban Krandall: ugly as sin
[Today at 10:52:20 AM] del ban Funyun: how did they make something so ugly
[Today at 10:52:21 AM] del ban Mad Dog: touring bike, they're much nicer for the REAL world IMO (and limited seat time). Crotch rockets are for douchebags.
[Today at 10:52:30 AM] del ban Funyun: must have had a honda and can am collaboration on the design
[Today at 10:52:33 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: lol
[Today at 10:52:35 AM] del ban Krandall: :rofl:
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jerkface
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[Today at 11:54:02 AM] del ban Mad Dog: i always feel like somebodys touching me... then my hand wakes back up and i have to sit on it all over again
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@ MD :lol:
[Today at 01:04:54 PM] del ban Adam: dont get ur ginger balls in a bunch
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[Today at 02:49:25 PM] Geo: u ppl need to quit postion gin shrit thread seriously
[Today at 02:50:11 PM] Spartan: you need to stop banging your head on the keyboard
Pat's got jokes...
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"I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices." -Mark Twain
This quote comes from a Mark Twain short story called "Answers to Correspondents," which begins: "MORAL STATISTICIAN, I don't want any of your statistics; I took your whole batch and lit my pipe with it. I hate your kind of people." Twain continues to remark on the moralistic tendency to disapprove of "ninety-two years' indulgence in the fatal practice of smoking; and in the equally fatal practice of drinking coffee; and in playing billiards occasionally; and in taking a glass of wine at dinner, etc., etc., etc."
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[Today at 01:40:15 PM] preddy08: now I'm going to have to go home and beat the wife and phuck the dog
Hmmm....got his priorities straight :rofl:
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[Today at 12:43:15 PM] del ban Mad Dog: these websites dilute your sense of reality
really?? :rolleyes:
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[Today at 05:17:59 PM] Geo: i fu got bit by a land walking jellyfish id suck the venom from u penis
[Today at 05:18:30 PM] PeelsSE2: I like that Geo just came up with a valid excuse, just so he could suck a dick
[Today at 05:18:36 PM] Geo: im going to stick my finger in my butthole and give pat a dirtywilly
:rofl: :rofl:
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he sure isn't shy about it :lol:
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[Today at 11:33:41 PM] Troy: how do you expect one of them to run a country when 10 of them can't run a popeye's chicken?
About Obama :lol:
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[Today at 11:33:41 PM] Troy: how do you expect one of them to run a country when 10 of them can't run a popeye's chicken?
About Obama :lol:
and Im the racist pig? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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"I'm nothing but faults, failures and so on, but I have tried to make a good pair of shoes. There's some value in that." -Arthur Miller
The 20th-century American playwright is perhaps best remembered for Death of a Salesman and The Crucible, but he wrote more than two dozen plays over the course of his career. A fearless social critic, Miller wrote The Crucible in response to Elia Kazan's testimony before the House Committee on Un-American Activities, in which Kazan outed old friends who had been members of the American Communist Party. "The job," Miller once reflected, "is to ask questions--it always was--and to ask them as inexorably as I can. And to face the absence of precise answers with a certain humility."
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"The real man believes that his honor is dearer than his life." -Woodrow Wilson
This quote comes from a speech President Wilson delivered in 1916. World War I had been underway for two years but the United States was still ostensibly uninvolved (the country finally declared war on Germany the following year). "All the world outside America is on fire," Wilson said to a Cleveland, Ohio crowd. "A nation is merely all of us put together, and the nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort and the nation's peace and the nation's life itself."
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"A young man married is a man that's marr'd." -William Shakespeare+
This line is from All's Well That Ends Well, a play originally published in 1623. The line is spoken by the dastardly Parolles to Bertram, the Count of Rousillon. Though Parolles is eventually exposed as a fraud and a coward, he does at least get to follow up his disgrace with a monologue: "Yet am I thankful: if my heart were great,/ 'Twould burst at this. Captain I'll be no more;/ But I will eat and drink, and sleep as soft/ As captain shall: simply the thing I am/ Shall make me live."
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"A young man married is a man that's marr'd." -William Shakespeare+
This line is from All's Well That Ends Well, a play originally published in 1623. The line is spoken by the dasGeoly Parolles to Bertram, the Count of Rousillon. Though Parolles is eventually exposed as a fraud and a coward, he does at least get to follow up his disgrace with a monologue: "Yet am I thankful: if my heart were great,/ 'Twould burst at this. Captain I'll be no more;/ But I will eat and drink, and sleep as soft/ As captain shall: simply the thing I am/ Shall make me live."
do you see the filter win? :rofl:
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:rofl: filter win
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Today at 09:02:54 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: My giant black pecker is hot as shit
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"The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life." -Muhammad Ali
Widely regarded as one of the most important figures in all of sports, Ali wrote his autobiography, The Soul of a Butterfly, in 2004. "Over the years my religion has changed and my spirituality has evolved," Ali wrote in the introduction. "My soul has grown over the years, and some of my views have changed. As long as I am alive, I will continue to try to understand more because the work of the heart is never done... I set out on a journey of love, seeking truth, peace and understanding. I am still learning."
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[Today at 09:15:42 AM] del ban Funyun: i waited inline for a warcraft expansion
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Aaron last night "No I don't want to try the sheepskin hat on"
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"Love between a man and woman is war." -August Strindberg
Strindberg was a prolific, influential 19th-century Swedish playwright, and the "greatest genius of all modern dramatists," according to Nobel laureate Eugene O'Neill. This line comes from The Father, his 1887 play about the tension between ex-military protagonist The Captain and his wife Laura. The play appeared in Strindberg: Five Plays alongside Miss Julie, another Strindberg rumination on the sexes which contains the line: "Love is a game we play when we get time off from work."
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Via Twitter* TrueAdolfHitler - "I'm that douche who likes all of his own statuses on facebook."
:lol:
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"A young man who is unable to commit a folly is already an old man." -Paul Gauguin
The 19th-century French painter only really became an influential figure after his death. During his lifetime, Gauguin rejected materialism and the art-scene bourgeoisie; he eventually fled the West entirely and spent the rest of his life in French Polynesia. This line comes from The Writings of a Savage. Gauguin added: "I have worked and put my life to good use, even intelligent, courageous use. Without crying. Without tearing anything, though I had very good teeth."
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"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on." -Robert Frost
Four-time Pulitzer Prize-winner Robert Frost was perhaps the most famous poet of his era; he served as the national poet laureate and was invited to perform a reading at the inauguration of John F. Kennedy. He wrote a poem for the occasion called Dedication, but the ink from his typewriter was too faint for the 87-year-old Frost to read, so he recited The Gift Outright instead, from memory. ("We gave ourselves outright... To the land vaguely realizing westward, but still unstoried, artless, unenhanced, such as she was, such as she would become.")
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[Today at 11:11:13 AM] preddy08: I've had Cox for almost 4 and its the same
:rofl:
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[Today at 11:08:54 AM] Flaming Hot Funyun: bet you love cox huh
[Today at 11:09:10 AM] Spartan: Who doesn't love Cox?
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[Today at 04:36:55 PM] Flaming Hot Funyun: i liked a butthole
[Today at 04:36:58 PM] Flaming Hot Funyun: but i plugged my nose
[Today at 04:37:02 PM] Flaming Hot Funyun: so im not 100% sure on the taste
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"In his younger days a man dreams of possessing the heart of the woman whom he loves; later, the feeling that he possesses the heart of a woman may be enough to make him fall in love with her." -Marcel Proust
This line is from the first volume of In Search of Lost Time (originally translated as Remembrance of Things Past), Proust's magnum opus. The massive, seven-volume work begins with Swann's Way (the source of this quote), which was rejected repeatedly before it finally found a publisher. "At this time," the quote continues, "the life of a man has already been wounded more than once by the darts of love; it no longer evolves by itself, obeying its own incomprehensible and fatal flaws, before his passive and astonished heart."
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"It's enough for you to do it once for a few men to remember you." -Ernest Hemingway
"But if you do it year after year," Hemingway continues, "then many people remember you and they tell it to their children, and their children and grandchildren remember and, if it concerns books, they can read them. And if it's good enough, it will last as long as there are human beings." This quote comes from A Portrait of Mr. Papa, an article appearing in Life magazine, and one to which Hemingway only agreed because the fee from writing it would send the journalist's son to college.
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"A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life." -Charles Darwin
This line comes from Darwin's The Voyage of the Beagle, which won the scientist international renown. "I loathe, I abhor the sea and all ships which sail on it," Darwin wrote after traveling the ocean for nearly five years and is very clearly homesick. "I can now walk soberly through a Brazilian forest; not but what it is exquisitely beautiful, but now, instead of seeking for splendid contrasts, I compare the stately mango trees with the horse-chestnuts of England."
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"Talk to a man about himself, and he is generally captivated. That is the real way to win him." -Benjamin Disraeli.
This quote is from Disraeli's Coningsby, the second in a trilogy of political novels Disraeli wrote before his ascendancy in politics; he ultimately became the first and only British Prime Minster of Jewish descent. The quote continues: "The only difference between men and women in this respect is, that most women are vain, and some men are not. There are some men who have no self-love; but if they have, female vanity is but a trifling and airy passion compared with the vast voracity of appetite which in the sterner sex can swallow anything, and always crave for more."
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"vast voracity of appetite which in the sterner sex can swallow anything, and always crave for more"
sounds like a script for the average raptor rally....................
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"Every woman is just a different kind of problem." -Chuck Palahniuk
This quote appears in Choke, the Fight Club author's fourth work. The novel follows a protagonist who spends his life working as a historical re-enactor in Colonial Dunsboro, scamming hopeless marks in restaurants by pretending to choke on his food and frequenting sexual addiction support groups. "All my books are about a lonely person looking for some way to connect with other people," Palahniuk wrote in the introduction to Stranger Than Fiction: True Stories. "Whether it's a ranch in Montana or basement apartment with ten thousand DVDs and high-speed Internet access, it never fails. We get there, and w
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"Be scared. You can't help that. But don't be afraid." -William Faulkner
The short story "The Bear" appears in Faulkner's collection Go Down, Moses. The seven stories are all interrelated; the collection is often treated as a novel, despite the fact that most of the stories were initially published as stand-alone short fiction. This line is spoken by the protagonist Isaac as he remembers the words of his mentor, Sam Fathers: "Ain't nothing in the woods going to hurt you unless you corner it, or it smells that you are afraid. A bear or a deer, too, has got to be scared of a coward the same as a brave man has got to be."
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[Today at 12:49:36 PM] Geo: wut does a lesbian taste like
[Today at 12:49:38 PM] Pedophile Peelz: dick
epic timing :lol:
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"It is by little things that we know ourselves." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
This quote comes from his The Autocrat of the Breakfast-Table, a series of essays. Holmes also wrote that our souls might be interchangeable if not for the "individual experiences which differ from those of others only in details seemingly trifling... One could never remember himself in eternity by the mere fact of having loved or hated, but the accidents or trivial marks which distinguished those whom we loved or hated make their memory our own forever, and with it that of our own personality also."
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well you should really know yourself then...nobody's thing is littler than yours
:rofl:
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how do you know?!! :confused: :creeper:
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It was MD. he has pics
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so, you looked at em...
Nice!
:dance:
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and forwarded :thumbs:
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Nice, Interweb celeb, here I come!
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Nice, Interweb celeb, here I come!
I feel a large cup of cold FAIL headed your way.................. :rofl:
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shit. :(
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"Life is a little worth living, or worth living a little... Unfortunately, to live little enough, we have to live a great deal." -Henry James
This line is from James' Hawthorne, an analysis of the work of the great American novelist Nathaniel Hawthorne. In this quote, James describes the outlook of Miles Coverdale, the protagonist of The Blithedale Romance. The character is, James argues, similar to Hawthorne himself: "an excellent fellow, to whom one might look, not for any personal performance on a great scale, but for a good deal of generosity of detail."
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"He's a gentleman: Look at his boots." -George Bernard Shaw
Pygmalion, from which this line originates, is one of Shaw's most well-known plays. It centers on all the minor status symbols that define class. This line, in particular, is used to describe Henry Higgins, who describes his calling as a note taker: "Simply phonetics. The science of speech. That's my profession, also my hobby. Happy is the man who can make a living by his hobby!"
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"A man must be a little mad if he does not want to be even more stupid." -Michel de Montaigne
French Renaissance writer Michel Eyquem de Montaigne is partially responsible for the concept of the essay as literature. He influenced such towering personalities as Pascal and Shakespeare. This quote comes from "Of Vanity," in which Montaigne winds up rambling introspectively about his writing style and how he hopes his works will be approached. He acknowledges the patience necessary for his longer, more difficult essays: "Whoever is not prepared to give a man one hour is prepared to give him nothing; and you do nothing for a man if you only do it while doing something else."
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[Today at 04:33:39 PM] del ban Spartan: I have a dynojet fleshlight
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"Men of genius form a dynasty: indeed, there is no other. They wear all the crowns, even that of thorns." -Victor Hugo
This line comes from Hugo's "William Shakespeare", a lengthy essay that deals with numerous subjects and literary personalities beyond the Bard himself. Hugo repeatedly revisits the concept of genius, describing it as an almost primal force. "Yes, Genius is an entity like Nature, and requires like Nature to be accepted purely and simply. A mountain must be accepted as such, or left alone," he wrote. "It is because it is... We love this more, and that less; but we remain silent whenever we feel GERD."
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"Not every end is the goal. The end of a melody is not its goal, and yet if a melody has not reached its end, it has also not reached its goal." -Friedrich Nietzsche
Nietzsche's Human, All Too Human consists mostly of headings followed by short observations, many of which deal with the above point that the journey itself is as important as its conclusion. Under the heading "Those That Travel For Pleasure," Nietzsche wrote: "Like animals, stupid and perspiring, they climb mountains: people forgot to tell them that there were fine views on the way."
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"There are a great many doors open; but a door must be of a man's size or it is not meant for him." -Henry Ward Beecher
Author J. T. Lloyd attributed this quote to Beecher in an address the abolitionist preacher made before he left America for Europe. Fate and destiny are common themes in Beecher's sermons. "A man is a fool who sits looking backward from himself in the past," Beecher wrote. "Ah! What shallow, vain conceit there is in man! Forget the things that are behind. That is not where you live. Your roots are not there. They are in the present; and you should reach up into the other life."
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[Today at 07:06:01 PM] Colorado700R: I think the rams are the best looking right now
[Today at 07:06:17 PM] racinjason68: ram does look pretty good...
I guess rams = the new sheep :rofl:
and i thought my boob fetish was weird....... :confused:
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"I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection." -Thomas Paine
This line is from "The Crisis No. I" published December 23, 1776, nearly one year after the publication of Common Sense. This was the first in a series of articles and it begins with the iconic phrase: "These are the times that try men's souls." Later, in a continuation of the above quote, Paine wrote: "'Tis the business of little minds to shrink; but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
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"A man has to be something. He has to matter." -Hunter S. Thompson
This line is from The Proud Highway: Saga of a Desperate Southern Gentleman, a collection of Thompson's correspondence from the '50s and '60s. In a letter to his friend Hume Logan, Thompson offered the following advice: "We do not strive to be firemen, we do not strive to be bankers, nor policemen, nor doctors. WE STRIVE TO BE OURSELVES... No one HAS to do something he doesn't want to do for the rest of his life. But then again, if that's what you wind up doing, by all means convince yourself that you HAD to do it. You'll have lots of company."
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"I don't like work -- no man does -- but I like what is in work -- the chance to find yourself." -Joseph Conrad
This quote on the nature of work and identity was spoken by Marlow, the protagonist of Heart of Darkness. Conrad continued, "Your own reality -- for yourself, not for others -- what no other man can ever know. They can only see the mere show and never can tell what it really means."
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[Today at 03:51:03 PM] del ban Krandall: I'm bannin everyone
[Today at 03:51:05 PM] del ban Krandall: except funyun
[Today at 03:51:07 PM] del ban Krandall: and pat
[Today at 03:51:08 PM] del ban funyun: :run:
[Today at 03:51:10 PM] del ban Colorado700R: :rofl:
[Today at 03:51:10 PM] del ban Krandall: cuz he cant hear me.
[Today at 03:51:12 PM] del ban funyun: woot
[Today at 03:51:12 PM] del ban Krandall: :lol:
[Today at 03:51:14 PM] del ban Geo: :lol:
[Today at 03:51:21 PM] del ban Geo: is he still alive?
[Today at 03:51:53 PM] del ban Colorado700R: he didnt here is alarm go off in the morning, he's been asleep for three weeks
:lol:
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"Adventures do occur, but not punctually." -E. M. Forster
A Passage to India -- No. 25 in the Modern Library's list of the 100 greatest novels -- explores the cultural climate in India under British rule. It was Forster's last novel and arguably his greatest, complex in both its political themes and its modernist structure. "Most of life is so dull that there is nothing to be said about it," wrote Forster, "and the books and talks that would describe it as interesting are obliged to exaggerate, in the hope of justifying their own existence. Inside its cocoon of work or social obligation, the human spirit slumbers for the most part."
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"All a man has is pride." -Ernest Hemingway
Hemingway started writing Islands in the Stream in 1950, initially as part of a trilogy that would conclude with The Old Man And The Sea. He completed the novel but never published it in his lifetime -- it was only released posthumously in 1970. "Sometimes you have it so much it is a sin," the quote continues, "We have all done things for pride that we knew were impossible. We didn't care."
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"There was sadness in being a man, but it was a proud thing too." -Stephen Vincent Benet
Benet's story "The Devil and Daniel Webster" is a rendition of the Faust legend. It follows the trial of farmer Jabez Stone, who sold his soul to the devil and is being represented in court by a lawyer named Daniel Webster. This line is from Webster's dramatic closing speech, which begins with him "talking about the things that make a country a country, and a man a man... the freshness of a fine morning when you're young, and the taste of food when you're hungry, and the new day that's every day when you're a child. ...They were good things for any man. But without freedom, they sickened."
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Spartan: what's up marty? you're not getting any texts from me right now are you?
TWISTER: no? why?
Spartan: phone is phucking up :lol:
TWISTER: phone in the other room
Spartan: ok delete the pic without looking then, thx
Langford: pat send you a picture of his junk? :rofl:
phucker: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Langford: another picture of his junk I should say...
Spartan: it might've sent 3 times ???
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:rofl: ---^
"Money is the poor man's credit card." -Marshall McLuhan
This oft-quoted line is a paraphrase of a heading in one of McLuhan's books, Understanding Media. The media theorist traced the roots of money ("when the Spaniards were besieging Leyden in 1574," he wrote, "leather money was issued, but as hardship increased the population boiled and ate the new currency"). McLuhan also argued that money has become less a function of work than a function of information: "Just as speech lost its magic with writing, and further with printing, when printed money supplanted gold the compelling aura of it disappeared."
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"Honor has not to be won; it must only not be lost." -Arthur Schopenhauer
"The man who seeks to do what is good and genuine, must avoid what is bad, and be ready to defy the opinions of the mob, nay, even to despise it and its misleaders," writes Schopenhauer in The Wisdom of Life. Hence, "Fame shuns those who seek it, and seeks those who shun it," and the only men who end up immortalized for their achievements pursued them out of passion, not as a means to an end. "The truth is that fame means nothing but what a man is in comparison with others," he concludes, contrasting fame with honor; "Fame is only an accident."
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"Deep in each man is the knowledge that something knows of his existence. Something knows, and cannot be fled nor hid from." -Cormac McCarthy
The Crossing is the second book in McCarthy's Border trilogy, which begins with All The Pretty Horses and concludes with Cities of the Plain. McCarty, who grew up Catholic, is not religious in the traditional sense. ("I agree it is more important to be good than it is to be smart. That is all I can offer you," is how he described his spirituality in a 2009 interview.) However, McCarthy's work does feature characters who grapple with religion: "There was GERD and there was the world. He knew that the world would forget him but that GERD could not. And yet that was the very thing he wished for."
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"The soil of a man's heart is stonier... Bedrock's close. A man grows what he can... and he tends it." -Stephen King
This line is from Stephen King's 1983 bestseller Pet Sematary, a novel that almost wasn't published due to its dark nature. It is part of an ominous conversation between the book's protagonist, Louis Creed, and his mysterious neighbor Jud Crandall. "The things that are in a man's heart -- it don't do him much good to talk about those things, does it?" Jud asks rhetorically. "They are secret things. Women are supposed to be the ones good at keeping secrets, and I guess they do keep a few, but any woman who knows anything at all would tell you she's never really seen into a man's heart."
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"Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography." -Robert Byrne
Robert Byrne is a civil engineer, novelist and professional pool player. He was inducted into the Billiard Congress of America's Hall of Fame in 2001, the highest honor in billiards. In addition to his books on cue sports and his many novels, Byrne has also published seven books of quotations, which include sayings of his own. Also from The 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said: "Getting caught is the mother of invention."
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[Today at 12:27:19 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: I could rock about 10 of those weiners....no lie
talking about a picture of the harlem globe trotters.
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Peels' dream is to be rear ended by the Oscar Meyer wienermobile
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if only I could achieve your status..... ;)
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ERMAHGERD lol
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peels may want to be the stunt Ass in Anal Invaders, but Hefe wants to be the fluffer...........
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"On that best portion of a good man's life, his little, nameless, unremembered, acts of kindness and of love." -William Wordsworth
This quote is from the poem generally referred to as "Tintern Abbey" (titled, in full, "Lines composed a few miles above Tintern Abbey on revisiting the banks of the Wye during a tour, 13 July 1798"). The poem appears at the end of Lyrical Ballads, in the preface to which Wordsworth explains his efforts to illustrate "the real language of men in a state of vivid sensation." He defined a poet as "a man speaking to men... who has a greater knowledge of human nature, and a more comprehensive soul; a man pleased with his own passions and volitions, and who rejoices more than other men in the spirit of life that is in him."
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"Men adore women. Our mothers taught us to. Women do not adore men; women are amused by men, we are a source of chuckles." -Garrison Keillor
This quote is from Garrison Keillor's 1993 The Book of Guys, a collection of short stories that begins with Keillor's observations about the state of modern masculinity. He laments, in part, about the sudden and unexpected shock of aging: "With no warning, we wake up one morning stricken with middle age, full of loneliness, dumb, in pain... Our work is useless, our vocation is lost, and nobody cares about us at all. This is not bearable. In despair, we go do something spectacularly dumb, like run away with Amber the cocktail waitress, and suddenly all the women in our life look at us with unmitigated disgust."
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[Today at 02:02:02 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: Id even ride funyuns mom again, if it meant seat time
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Too bad that seat's already been worn and ripped up by so many other members :lol: :nana:
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L-O-L @ my lurkin friends
:creeper:
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"A man does not die of love or his liver or even of old age; he dies of being a man." -Arland Ussher
Percival Arland Ussher (1899-1980) was a writer and translator who studied contemporary Irish literature. In Three Great Irishmen -- about Shaw, Yeats and Joyce -- Ussher remarks that he has an affinity for the work of these authors "by accident of my birth and upbringing." But they may well be the three greatest Irishmen of their century: "In an age when philosophy has forsaken the academical world for the world of the artist, they supply... something like a complete truth by which a man can live."
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"One always dies too soon, or too late. And yet one's whole life is complete at that moment, with a line drawn neatly under it, ready for the summing up. You are your life, and nothing else." -Jean-Paul Sartre
This line is from the 20th-century French philosopher/playwright's No Exit, a one-act existentialist play also responsible for the famous quote "Hell is other people."
I like this one a lot.
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[Today at 01:02:30 PM] del ban Chillomar: You haven't seen what miracles we Mexicans could do with whip cream
we all have unique talents :thumbs:
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[Today at 01:09:38 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: the less english you know, the better your food is. I can prove this
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"Good sense travels on the well-worn paths; genius, never. And that is why the crowd, not altogether without reason, is so ready to treat great men as lunatics." -Cesare Lombroso
The 19th-century Italian criminologist was somewhat influential in his era, but most of his beliefs on sociology and anthropology are now entirely debunked (Lombroso was writing when Social Darwinism and physiognomy were still in vogue). This line comes from Lombroso's book The Man of Genius, in which he attempts to explore the relationship between insanity and genius.
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"A man who has blown all his options can't afford the luxury of changing his ways. He has to capitalize on whatever he has left." -Hunter S. Thompson
This line is from Hell's Angels: A Strange and Terrible Saga, for which Thompson lived and rode with a biker gang populated by the type of man who "can't afford to admit that every day of his life takes him farther and farther down a blind alley." Thompson described the lives of the Angels frankly, but not without sympathy: "It's hard to laugh when your teeth are so rotten that they hurt all the time and no dentist will touch you unless the bill is paid in advance. So it helps to believe, when the body rot starts to hurt, that the pain is a small price to pay for the higher rewards of being a righteous Angel."
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"There is nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right notes at the right time, and the instrument plays itself." -Johann Sebastian Bach
Various phrasings of this quote are attributed to Bach. Though a temperamental man -- not surprising for an exacting and accomplished master of composition -- Bach was by all accounts modest about his extensive talents. His unassuming personality may have been a reflection of his spirituality; the composer was a devout Lutheran and, of the hundreds of pieces that he wrote, most were religiously dedicated.
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[30-12, 20:01] phucker pat doesnt like tent camping cause he cant hear the zipper opening
[30-12, 19:59] 2k1Raptor o a day trip is cool..
[30-12, 19:59] 2k1Raptor then sleep in your truck pussy...lol
[30-12, 19:59] Spartan700r Maybe. I'm not big on tent camping
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"No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first." -Cesare Pavese
The 20th-century Italian poet's collected diaries, published under the title This Business of Living, chronicled the author's day-to-day thoughts -- sometimes meditations on literature, sometimes brief observations. This line was the entire entry for the 14th of April, 1941. Elsewhere, Pavese distinguished between romantic men and refined men: "There are vertical types who try everything in succession, passing from one person or one thing to another, dropping each for the next... They are romantics, eternally adolescent. On the other hand there are the horizontal types... who, out of their calm, inner convictions derive the power to dominate and temper the most varied infatuations. Such men are classic."
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[Today at 07:48:16 PM] Mad Dog: md=sports/not guns, dan=sports/guns, kyle=not sports/guns.
[Today at 07:48:47 PM] phucker: one hell of a threesome
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"Man was made to mourn." -Robert Burns
Perhaps the most well-known Scottish writer, Burns was an 18th-century poet who achieved international celebrity despite his short career. His verse inspired the titles of both Catcher in the Rye and Of Mice and Men.
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” ouch! He just bit my cooter”
Nikki sleeping with our new puppy last night
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what circles do you travel in that a dog biting your genitals is funny? :confused: :rofl:
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what circles do you travel in that a dog biting your genitals is funny? :confused: :rofl:
Pretty damn funny when it happens to someone else. :thumbs:
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"Booze, pot, too much sex, failure in one's private life, too much attrition, too much recognition, too little recognition. Nearly everything in the scheme of things works to dull a first-rate talent. But the worst probably is cowardice." -Norman Mailer
Brash and controversial, the 20th-century writer Norman Mailer suffered from his share of flaws but cowardice was certainly not one of them. (He allegedly head-butted Gore Vidal before a TV appearance and once got in an on-camera fistfight with Rip Torn, who was trying to attack him with a hammer.) After his death in 2007, the author E. L. Doctorow said of Mailer: "There were times when you would be fed up with him, but if you could conceive of American culture of the past 50 years without Norman Mailer, you would find it a lot drearier."
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kamakazi: my damn phone sucks
phucker: took ten minutes till i figured out who the hell you were
kamakazi: haha
kamakazi: ill phone you from the land line sometime, itll be much better
Spartan: Took me 30 minutes of phone time to understand you too Dan
kamakazi: i was quite surprised, dan doesnt sound too redneck, actually sounds intelegent
phucker: your deaf so that doesnt count lol
phucker: im a smart mofo, just dont like to let that secret out to much
phucker: trying to keep expectations low
kamakazi: surprised the hell out of me dan, job well done
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Get a bottle of Kettle One in dan, then listen to him talk.
:rofl:
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GERD dammit!!!! it's fuking KETEL!!!! not kettle..it's not fukin tea!!!!
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-z0mroSYpz0E/TZDP4t3dVxI/AAAAAAAAAIY/05te2Vcv9J0/s1600/ketel-one-1.jpg)
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Wow.. I've seen the bottle once. 2 years ago.
FERK and you pealer
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:kiss: LOL
sorry, residual anger at Dan, who drinks it, but cannot spell it :)
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sorry doucher..... im always drunk when i see the bottle, im just glad i remember which brand i like
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lol phucko...juist noticed your sig :rofl:
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lol phucko...juist noticed your sig :rofl:
:lol:
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"The final product of our training must be neither a psychologist nor a brick mason, but a man. And to make men, we must have ideals, broad, pure, and inspiring ends of living -- not sordid money-getting, not apples of gold." -W. E. B. Dubois
This line comes from the The Souls of Black Folk, one of the most important collection of essays in American history. Written in 1903 by W.E.B. Dubois, the preeminent African American intellectual and co-founder of the NAACP, it is also one of the first major sociological treatise. Discussing segregation, religion, and education, the above quote continues: "The worker must work for the glory of his handiwork, not simply for pay; the thinker must think for truth, not for fame. And all this is gained only by human strife and longing."
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[Today at 10:16:02 AM] del ban Langford: i popped a levitra (sp?) once..."if your hardon lasts more than 4 hours, see a doctor" mine lasted more than 4 hours, but it was gone when i woke up the next am
[Today at 10:16:10 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: lol
[Today at 10:16:18 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: black people need more?
[Today at 10:16:22 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: :lol:
[Today at 10:16:27 AM] del ban Krandall: :lol:
[Today at 10:16:35 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: just curious
[Today at 10:16:57 AM] del ban Langford: it wasnt cool...couldnt "finish"...my ol lady thought i was trying to saw her in half
:rofl:
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ERMAHGERD :lol:
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notice Lang didn't answer me? :lol:
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"To be what we are, and to become what we are capable of becoming, is the only end of life." -Robert Louis Stevenson
"There is a rude nobility, like that of a barbarian king, in this unshaken confidence in himself and indifference to the wants, thoughts, or sufferings of others. In his whole works I find no trace of pity," wrote Stevenson of Henry David Thoreau in Familiar Studies of Men and Books. Stevenson paints Thoreau as a man of contrasts, a figure who deserves his place in history even if he seems to have stumbled tactlessly into it. "Thus this singularly eccentric and independent mind, wedded to a character of so much strength, singleness, and purity, pursued its own path of self-improvement for more than half a century."
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typical day in RS.
[Today at 10:30:45 AM] Adam: wood is for fags
[Today at 10:31:01 AM] Segkast: naw, gimme wood anyday
[Today at 10:32:25 AM] Magz: i'll give you wood seggy!
[Today at 10:32:47 AM] Segkast: besides, you gimme wood every day
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No small misery is caused by overworked and unhappy people." -John Ruskin
Art critic John Ruskin (1819-1900) wrote in Pre-Raphaelitism that "GERD intends no man to live in this world without working: but it seems to me no less evident that He intends every man to be happy in his work." The goal then is for a man to determine what exactly his work should be, "in which inquiry a man may be very safely guided by his likings, if he be not also guided by his pride... When a man born of an artisan was looked upon as an entirely different species of animal from a man born of a noble, it made him no more uncomfortable or ashamed to remain that different species of animal, than it makes a horse ashamed to remain a horse, and not to become a giraffe."
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"Nothing was ever created by two men... Once the miracle of creation has taken place, the group can build and extend it, but the group never invents anything.
The preciousness lies in the lonely mind of a man." -John Steinbeck
"Sometimes a kind of glory lights up the mind of a man. It happens to nearly everyone," Steinbeck wrote in East of Eden (1952), often considered the Nobel Prize-winner's greatest novel. "You can feel it growing or preparing like a fuse burning toward dynamite... And I guess a man's importance in the world can be measured by the quality and number of his glories. It is a lonely thing but it relates us to the world. It is the mother of all creativeness, and it sets each man separate from all other men."
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Maybe not quite QOTD material but this comes from a coworker: I'm looking for a good girl with ho-like qualities." We all busted out laughing.
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"Both sexes work on their "lines" before they appear onstage. His lines are a lifetime of work; her introductory "line" is her appearance." -Warren Farrell
Warren Farrell is an American author known for his writing on men's and women's issues. This quote comes from his 1986 book Why Men Are The Way They Are: The Male-Female Dynamic. One of Farrell's arguments is that though men may tend to view women as sex objects, women in turn tend to view men as success objects. "Just as careers give men power," Farrell wrote, "so beauty gives women power. But just as the comparison between herself and the most beautiful women makes a woman feel powerless, so the comparison between himself and the most successful men makes a man feel powerless."
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"The true perfection of man lies not in what man has but in what man is." -Oscar Wilde
This line is from Wilde's "The Soul of Man under Socialism," an 1891 essay in which Wilde analyzes the root causes and effects of poverty and draws some fairly incendiary conclusions in doing so. "A poor man who is ungrateful, unthrifty, discontented, and rebellious is probably a real personality and has much in him," argued Wilde. "He is, at any rate, a healthy protest. As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them. They have made private terms with the enemy and sold their birthright for very bad pottage. They must also be extraordinarily stupid."
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"As soon as a man is used to a certain amount, no matter how large, his ideas of what is suitable expand. That is the way men are made." -Clarence Day
Clarence Day (1874-1935) was an American satirist known for his New Yorker cartoons, as well as for his collection of autobiographical stories in Life With Father. This line comes from "The Crow's Nest", in which Day wrote "the mere having of money has the effect on most men of insidiously making them more and more dependent on having it." Day continued: "Of course a man will hate to believe that this is true of himself, but sooner or later money affects him as drugs do a dope-fiend. It is not really much joy to him, but it scares him to think of giving it up. When you urge a rich man to pull himself together, to summon his manhood and try, only try, for a while to depend on himself, he tells you he'd like to, perhaps, but he hasn't the strength. He can't take life that way."
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[Today at 02:31:27 PM] del ban Nick: i wish you took HJs for your shocks
[Today at 02:31:32 PM] del ban Nick: i'd wack you all day long
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[Today at 02:31:27 PM] del ban Nick: i wish you took HJs for your shocks
[Today at 02:31:32 PM] del ban Nick: i'd wack you all day long
Is Nick a mobster or a whore ?? :rofl:
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:whistle:
no comment.
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[Today at 12:19:43 PM] Geo: I WILL STRAWBERRY POWDER FUK UR CAR OVER
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"It is desperately hard these days for an average child to grow up to be a man, for our present organized system does not want men. They are not safe." -Paul Goodman
The American author Paul Goodman (1911-1972) was best known for Growing Up Absurd. The book, as its title indicates, is a reflection on contemporary young men's lack of belief that their futures hold any potential for real opportunities or experiences. "In our society, bright lively children, with the potentiality for knowledge, noble ideals, honest effort, and some kind of worthwhile achievement, are transformed into useless and cynical bipeds," Goodman lamented.
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busted
[Today at 03:44:17 PM] del ban Cammy: ya that douche that ran into me was my bro.
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"A hero is a man who would argue with the gods, and so awakens devils to contest his vision. The more a man can achieve, the more he may be certain that the devil will inhabit a part of his creation." -Norman Mailer
This quote comes from Mailer's The Presidential Papers, a collection of essays and other writing produced during the 1960s, when Mailer was an indispensable voice in American social commentary. He was considered one of the first of the "New Journalists," writers who merged news journalism with unconventional writing techniques (the label was applied by Tom Wolfe to the likes of Mailer, Truman Capote and Hunter S. Thompson). Whatever his faults, Mailer was never afraid to speak plainly: The motto for his New York City mayoral run was "No more bullsh*t."
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"Tell me what a man finds sexually attractive and I will tell you his entire philosophy of life." -Ayn Rand
This line comes from the 20th-century Russian-American author's Atlas Shrugged, by far her most popular book. "A man's sexual choice is the result and the sum of his fundamental convictions," Rand argued. "Show me the woman he sleeps with and I will tell you his valuation of himself.... He will always be attracted to the woman who reflects his deepest vision of himself, the woman whose surrender permits him to experience -- or to fake -- a sense of self-esteem."
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"A goodlookin horse is like a goodlookin woman... They're always more trouble than what they're worth. What a man needs is just one that will get the job done." -Cormac McCarthy
All The Pretty Horses is the first book in Cormac McCarthy's Border trilogy. This quote (written in McCarthy's usual vernacular style) is spoken by the character Lacey Rawlins to his friend, protagonist John Grady Cole. The two teenagers spend the novel traveling across Texas, drifting aimlessly in a sort of cowboy Bildungsroman. Later, Rawlins explains to Cole why he believes that GERD must watch out for humanity: "Way the world is. Somebody can wake up and sneeze somewhere in Arkansas or some damn place and before you're done there's wars and ruination and all hell. You dont know what's going to happen. I'd say He's just about got to."
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"What a man is contributes much more to his happiness than what he has." -Arthur Schopenhauer
The famously misanthropic Schopenhauer dedicated a lot of literary effort to the nature of happiness, and to how happiness can be achieved (he felt that most people pursue it in exactly the wrong way). In The Wisdom of Life, Schopenhauer observed that "what a man is, and so what he has in his own person, is always the chief thing to consider." He cites the expression "enjoying oneself" as tellingly accurate: When a man enjoys Paris, what he really enjoys is himself in Paris, not the city itself. "What a man is and has in himself," he concludes, "is the only immediate and direct factor in his happiness and welfare."
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[Today at 12:38:33 PM] Colorado700R: tongue in for the win
:confused:
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[Today at 12:38:33 PM] Colorado700R: tongue in for the win
:confused:
Your confused face is why I'm on Lydia's latenight speed dial, and you're not ;)
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[Today at 03:59:39 PM] PeelsSE2: you wanna know what DOES feel good in the hands
[Today at 03:59:43 PM] PeelsSE2: cock
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
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[Today at 04:08:12 PM] Nick: ug, swallowed down the wrong pipe
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If you were fired for cause 3 consecutive times, eat a dick, the card board box behind bestbuy has your name on it.
Quoted for mutha fukkin truth.
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Krandall is an a$$hole :bird:
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:rofl:
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” you beat Eric Pealer at words with friends”
Stand bye for grammar nazi suicide...
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LOL
the game is over? I forgot about it.
sad sad day...... :rofl:
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Set your vocabulary genocide oven to preheat and have a seat inside lol
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"Hell is oneself." -T. S. Eliot
The Cocktail Party, Eliot's most popular play, is a retelling of Euripides' play Alcestis (Thornton Wilder's A Life In The Sun is another contemporary play with the same source material). The play centers around the troubled relationship between a husband and wife, Edward and Lavinia Chamberlayne. Edward reflects on the couple's lifeless relationship: "Hell is alone, the other figures in it merely projections. There is nothing to escape from and nothing to escape to. One is always alone."
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One of my FB friends put this as her status! :clap:
"You should learn to take a joke as easily as you take a dick, whore!"
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Troy: the only thing missing from the last photo is the fastest quad there, mine!
Adam: were u the previous record holder for na on that dyno?
Adam: for the raptor
Troy: Adam, I didn't even try to make power on that day, we just tweaked my bottom end a little
Troy: next time, I plan on peeing in some peoples' butts
Troy: buttpeeing is my game
Troy: just sayin
phucker: troy please dont tempt me to spend more on my quad and actually get it running
lol what a threat! :rofl:
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[Today at 12:06:44 PM] funyun: dont be mad your company doesnt have a sweatshop like northern to make sweet $1 gloves
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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"If you want to be a happy man, you should tie your life to a goal, not to other people and not to things." -Albert Einstein
Einstein often reflected on the nature of happiness, which he always seemed to equate with simplicity and self-realization rather than respect or material wealth. In a letter to Reporter magazine in 1954, Einstein declared, "If I would be a young man again and had to decide how to make my living, I would not try to become a scientist or scholar or teacher. I would rather choose to be a plumber or a peddler in the hope [of finding] that modest degree of independence still available under present circumstances."
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[Today at 11:45:09 AM] Cammy: ok thats where i got the stiffness then
He's talking about peelz. :rofl:
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That's right. I'm a walking viagra! LOL
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"All men should strive to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why." -James Thurber
James Thurber was an American humorist who contributed regularly to the New Yorker for several decades. In addition to his essays and cartoons, Thurber was known for short, witty fables ending in aphoristic morals; this quote is one such moral, and appears in "The Shore and the Sea." In an interview in 1959 (two years before his death), Thurber commented on the humorist's function: "The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself, but in so doing, he identifies himself with people -- that is, people everywhere, not for the purpose of taking them apart, but simply revealing their true nature."
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[Today at 01:16:51 PM] Geo: pretty sure that pdf is as useless as funyun in the gym
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"Public opinion is a weak tyrant compared with our own private opinion. What a man thinks of himself, that it is which determines, or rather indicates, his fate." -Henry David Thoreau
Walden consists of 18 chapters, and the first, "Economy," is the source of this quote and acts, in part, as a preface. It is also the chapter in which Thoreau lays out the details of his sociological experiment (and home to some other well-known Thoreau lines). "Most men, even in this comparatively free country, through mere ignorance and mistake, are so occupied with the factitious cares and superfluously coarse labors of life that its finer fruits cannot be plucked by them," Thoreau said, "The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation."
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[Today at 02:16:18 PM] Colorado700R: lang?
[Today at 02:16:45 PM] Krandall: come on aaron
[Today at 02:16:51 PM] Krandall: that's not how you get him to come to chat.
[Today at 02:16:57 PM] Krandall: you gotta say somethin like..
[Today at 02:17:04 PM] Krandall: ERMAHGERD WAFFLE HOUSE JUST GOT CHICKEN WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Today at 02:17:23 PM] Krandall: AND PURPLE DRANK!!!!!!!
[Today at 02:17:29 PM] Krandall: now sit back and wait.
[Today at 02:18:14 PM] Colorado700R: my bad
[Today at 02:18:15 PM] Colorado700R: I'll try again
[Today at 02:19:08 PM] Colorado700R: is that a 300lbs white single mom giving away watermelon?
[Today at 02:17:29 PM] Krandall: :rofl:
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[Today at 11:56:59 PM] phucker: i need to get ahold of your old lady... she needs to do some work on you
[Today at 11:57:24 PM] phucker: like withhold sex and act like a bitch to you, treat like a man so you turn into a dick again
[Today at 11:57:29 PM] Langford: shit...she is always trying to get my ass out in the woods so I can bring some venison home
[Today at 11:57:46 PM] phucker: damn i wish she had a sister lol
[Today at 11:57:47 PM] Langford: haha
[Today at 11:58:07 PM] Langford: she has a brother if that will work for ya, makes a lot of money too!
[Today at 11:58:16 PM] Spartan: :rofl:
[Today at 11:58:20 PM] phucker: how much money?
:rofl: :rofl:
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[Today at 05:25:40 PM] Troy: when I squeeze it it grows 3 inches in length Pealer
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"It takes a thousand men to invent a telegraph, or a steam engine, or a phonograph, or a photograph, or a telephone or any other important thing - and the last man gets the credit and we forget the others." -Mark Twain
Mark Twain was practically in awe of Helen Keller when he first met her; he compared her to Joan of Arc, and her importance to that of Shakespeare's. He convinced Standard Oil's Henry Huttleston Rogers to subsidize Keller's education at Radcliffe, where she earned her B.A. (making her the first deaf/blind person to do so). Twain and Keller became lifelong friends. This quote comes from their correspondence and references early allegations that Keller was a plagiarist. "These object lessons," observed Twain, "should teach us that ninety-nine parts of all things that proceed from the intellect are plagiarisms, pure and simple; and the lesson ought to make us modest. But nothing can do that."
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"One of the most difficult tasks men can perform, however much others may despise it, is the invention of good games." -Carl Jung
Freud's most famous student and one of the most well-known names in psychology, Jung was a Swiss psychiatrist whose interests were much more diverse than those of his teacher; Jung's work also branched out into sociology, comparative mythology, literature, and astrology. In Jung and the Story of Our Time, eminent journalist Laurens Van der Post quoted his private conversations with the psychiatrist. "One of the most striking testimonies to the quality of the English spirit is the English love of sport and games in a classical sense and their genius for inventing games," Jung reflected, "and it cannot be done by men out of touch with their instinctive selves. The English did it and, by heaven, taught us Swiss how to climb our own mountains and make a sport of it that made us love them all the more."
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[Today at 04:06:56 PM] PeelsSE2: I wish jerking off made you happier
[Today at 04:07:04 PM] PeelsSE2: cuz id be smiling all day long!
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^^^ lol smiling bob from enzyte
Magz: :dragonz: :dragonz: :dragonz: dragonz:
Magz: ^ a peels orgy
phucker: thats just how he falls asleep, you know, counting sheep
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"Every man today is the result of his thoughts of yesterday." -Bruce Lee
Jeet Kune Do, the martial art developed by Bruce Lee, is a system, in Lee's words, of "expressing the human body," and is not regimented or inflexible like other styles, but instead spontaneous and guided by an overarching philosophy. The above quote comes from Lee's book on Jeet Kune Do, which also contains a section of aphorisms expressing the principles of the system. "The man who is really serious, with the urge to find out what truth is, has no style at all. He lives only in what is," wrote Lee.
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gotta drop the obamas at the white house
[Today at 03:13:52 PM] PeelsSE2: my bad.
[Today at 03:14:12 PM] PeelsSE2: cosbys off at temple university?
[Today at 03:14:18 PM] PeelsSE2: lol
Dude for real? What is it about racism that you find so funny?
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Hmm....repost? http://www.raptorsource.com/forum/index.php?topic=4959.msg218504#msg218504
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YOU SUMBITCH!
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oday at 03:24:00 PM] Mad Dog: fags
[Today at 03:24:02 PM] Mad Dog: should
[Today at 03:24:03 PM] Mad Dog: die
[Today at 03:24:05 PM] Mad Dog: many
[Today at 03:24:07 PM] Mad Dog: deaths
Damn and I thought the racism was bad in here! We are going to have to change the name of this place!
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This is not the place to come for sensitivity. :lol:
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[Today at 04:46:04 PM] Mad Dog: I have sex 3x a day....on an unrelated note does anyone know if you can use nair on your palm?
[Today at 04:46:43 PM] Spartan: :lol:
[Today at 04:46:58 PM] phucker: lol
[Today at 04:47:10 PM] phucker: i would be careful around the blisters, just fyi
Hmm sounds like personal experience :rofl:
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oday at 03:24:00 PM] Mad Dog: fags
[Today at 03:24:02 PM] Mad Dog: should
[Today at 03:24:03 PM] Mad Dog: die
[Today at 03:24:05 PM] Mad Dog: many
[Today at 03:24:07 PM] Mad Dog: deaths
Damn and I thought the racism was bad in here! We are going to have to change the name of this place!
Missing some context there fella.
[Today at 05:15:57 PM] Colorado700R: (Giant Picture)
[Today at 05:18:18 PM] Spartan: (banana gif)
[Today at 05:21:26 PM] Colorado700R: (banana emoticon)
[Today at 05:22:16 PM] Spartan: LOOK AT ME MOVE!!!!!!
[Today at 05:23:00 PM] Colorado700R: you got mad nana pat
[Today at 05:23:57 PM] Mad Dog: stupid
[Today at 05:23:58 PM] Mad Dog: phucking
[Today at 05:23:59 PM] Mad Dog: picture
[Today at 05:24:00 PM] Mad Dog: fags
[Today at 05:24:02 PM] Mad Dog: should
[Today at 05:24:03 PM] Mad Dog: die
[Today at 05:24:05 PM] Mad Dog: many
[Today at 05:24:07 PM] Mad Dog: deaths
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context does NOT change the fact that you are insensitive. :lol:
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[Today at 04:46:04 PM] Mad Dog: I have sex 3x a day....on an unrelated note does anyone know if you can use nair on your palm?
[Today at 04:46:43 PM] Spartan: :lol:
[Today at 04:46:58 PM] phucker: lol
[Today at 04:47:10 PM] phucker: i would be careful around the blisters, just fyi
Hmm sounds like personal experience :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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context does NOT change the fact that you are insensitive. :lol:
duz peelz need his blanky?
Time for a nice quiet lie-down & think happy thoughts..........
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"Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself, to become what he potentially is. The most important product of his effort is his own personality." -Erich Fromm
The real thing that differentiates us from animals, Fromm mused, isn't our upright posture; "That was present in the apes long before the brain began to develop." It's not our use of tools, or even our awareness of the rest of the world; animals "are aware of objects; they know this is one thing and that another." Rather, it's our self-consciousness; man "knew that he existed and that he was something different, something apart from nature, apart from other people, too." That, too, is the source of all our unhappiness; a human is the only living thing whose life is "a problem which he has to solve and from which he cannot escape."
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Leave it to a guy named "Erich" to say something that fucktastic :lol:
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[Today at 11:45:39 AM] funyun: still need to buy something for valentines day
[Today at 11:45:46 AM] funyun: stupid ass holiday
[Today at 11:45:49 AM] Adam: ba, me too
[Today at 11:45:53 AM] Krandall: :lol:
[Today at 11:45:54 AM] Cammy: funners men aren't picky
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"Only on the edge of the grave can man conclude anything." -Henry Adams
The Education of Henry Adams is widely considered one of the most important autobiographies ever written; it's a reflection on a world moving gradually but dramatically into the future (Adams was born before the Civil War and died in 1918, an era of x-rays and radio waves). The focus of the book revolves around education; particularly the shortcomings of the 19th-century system. "No man, even at 60, had ever been known to attain knowledge; but that a very few were believed to have attained ignorance, which was in result the same," Adams wrote. "More than this, in every society worth the name, the man of sixty had been encouraged to ride this hobby -- the Pursuit of Ignorance in Silence -- as though it were the easiest way to get rid of him."
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[Today at 09:48:03 AM] del ban funyun: just like the raptor and the DS
[Today at 09:48:41 AM] del ban funyun: but we get by because yamahas look better
[Today at 09:48:42 AM] del ban funyun: :lol:
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"To be smart enough to get all that money, you must be dull enough to want it." -G.K. Chesterton
In A Miscellany of Men, British author Chesterton drew the distinction between the "merely" rich and those who have amassed enough wealth to wield real power -- "men with the largest of earthly fortunes and the smallest of earthly aims." Chesterton continued, "The moderately rich include all kinds of people -- even good people... Some doctors have really grown wealthy by curing their patients and not by flattering them; some brewers have been known to sell beer. But among the Very Rich you will never find a really generous man, even by accident. They may give their money away, but they will never give themselves away."
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[Today at 04:09:59 PM] Geo: i put a funnel in my penis hole and pour super pump max down it
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"The life of every citizen is becoming a business. Man's life is not a business." -Saul Bellow
Saul Bellow was one of North America's most esteemed men of letters. In his lifetime he won a Pulitzer and a Nobel Prize, and he was the only author to win the National Book Award three times. This line comes from Herzog, which follows the mid-life crisis of the titular Moses Herzog, who makes the above observation before adding: "This, it seems to me, is one of the worst interpretations of the meaning of human life history has ever seen."
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Kenneth: Krandall, now your just being an idiot. lol
:rofl:
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[Today at 03:57:15 PM] del ban THIS SPACE FOR RENT: come on man I need a fix!.....I suck yo dick.........
:confused:
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"Women love only those whom they do not know." -Mikhail Lermontov
Lermontov was a 19th-century Russian poet and novelist who wrote his most enduring novel, A Hero of Our Time, only two years before he was killed in a duel at the age of 26. This line is one of the novel's many (often unreliable or misleading) reflections on the nature of love. The narrator Pechorin observes that in romance, "Your silence ought to excite her curiosity, your conversation ought never to satisfy it completely; you should alarm her every minute... If you do not acquire authority over her, even her first kiss will not give you the right to a second." Ironically, Lermontov's antihero narrator is giving this advice to a close friend he will soon kill in a duel.
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[Today at 03:57:15 PM] del ban THIS SPACE FOR RENT: come on man I need a fix!.....I suck yo dick.........
:confused:
He'd do it too. :rofl:
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"[Man] must teach himself that the basest of all things is to be afraid; and, teaching himself that, forget it forever." -William Faulkner
This quote is from the banquet speech Faulkner gave when he was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature. "Our tragedy today," said Faulkner in December of 1950, "is a general and universal physical fear so long sustained by now that we can even bear it." Responding to the paranoia of a postwar, post-Hiroshima world, Faulkner tried to address the fear he referenced in the above quote ("There are no longer problems of the spirit. There is only the question: When will I be blown up?"). There is, Faulkner decided, "no room in [a writer's] workshop for anything but the old verities and truths of the heart, the old universal truths lacking, which any story is ephemeral and doomed-love and honor and pity and pride and compassion and sacrifice."
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"The megalomaniac differs from the narcissist by the fact that he wishes to be powerful rather than charming... To this type belong many lunatics and most of the great men of history." -Bertrand Russell
This observation is from Russell's The Conquest of Happiness, in which the eminent mathematician and philosopher essentially tackled the meaning of life. "Love of power, like vanity, is a strong element in normal human nature, and as such is to be accepted; it becomes deplorable only when it is excessive or associated with an insufficient sense of reality. Where this occurs it makes a man unhappy or foolish if not both," noted Russell. He used Alexander the Great as an example - "psychologically of the same type as the lunatic, though he possessed the talent to achieve the lunatic's dream." Russell argued that Alexander's ambition always outstripped even his grandest accomplishments. "When it became dear that he was the greatest conqueror known to fame, he decided that he was a GERD."
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"A man's opinions are generally of much more value than his arguments." -Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
Author, physician and father of the renowned Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr, the senior Holmes was mostly known for his "Breakfast Table" books, which contained essays written as one-sided dialogues with the author (this quote comes from The Professor at the Breakfast Table).
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” you beat Eric Pealer at words with friends”
Stand bye for grammar nazi suicide...
x2 :woot:
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:rofl: just started a game with him too, we'll see if I can beat him
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LOL
asshats.
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"Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them." -Joseph Heller
Heller's Catch-22 is considered one of the greatest novels of the 20th century (seventh on the Modern Library list). The above quote is the description of the character Major Major. "Even among men lacking all distinction," wrote Heller, Major Major "inevitably stood out as a man lacking more distinction than all the rest, and people who met him were always impressed by how unimpressive he was."
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[Today at 02:31:13 PM] del ban Geo: im driving 40mph in a 35 zone
[Today at 02:31:30 PM] del ban Geo: some dude trying to fuk my exhaus tpipe with his front bumper
I laughed out loud @ this. :rofl:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Today at 09:43:12 PM] Troy: I almost raced Aaron but after seeing his bike I felt an uncontrollable urge to suck a dick
[Today at 09:43:34 PM] preddy08: :rofl:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Today at 09:43:12 PM] Troy: I almost raced Aaron but after seeing his bike I felt an uncontrollable urge to suck a dick
[Today at 09:43:34 PM] preddy08: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl:
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"It may be an infinitely less evil to murder a man than to refuse to forgive him. The former may be the act of a moment of passion; the latter is the heart's choice." -George MacDonald
George MacDonald was a Scottish minister who also wrote fantasy novels. His works inspired both C. S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkien, and MacDonald is sometimes regarded as the forefather of the entire fantasy genre. This quote is from his Unspoken Sermons, in which MacDonald argues that there are only two unforgivable sins, and denial of forgiveness to one's neighbor is one of them. "It is spiritual murder, the worst, to hate, to brood over the feeling that excludes, that, in our microcosm, kills the image, the idea of the hated," he wrote. "We listen to the voice of our own hurt pride or hurt affection... In as far as we can, we quench the relations of life between us; we close up the passages of possible return."
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[Today at 02:25:11 PM] Geo: lookin forward to assault
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"If you wish women to love you, be original; I know a man who used to wear felt boots summer and winter, and women fell in love with him." -Anton Chekhov
This quote comes from Chekhov's notebook. Some of his entries are complete thoughts, but most are single lines or fragments. Some appear to be notes for stories or plays. Others, if they have any meaning at all, meant something only to Chekhov ("Utiujny," reads one entry in its entirety).
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"Ours is essentially a tragic age, so we refuse to take it tragically." -D. H. Lawrence
This line is from Lady Chatterley's Lover, the controversial 1928 novel whose frank depictions of sexuality were considered pornographic at the time (the novel again took center stage in a 1960 British obscenity trial, when its full and unabridged text was published for the first time in the UK). This line, from the opening of the book, continues: "The cataclysm has happened, we are among the ruins, we start to build up new little habitats, to have new little hopes. It is rather hard work. There is now no smooth road into the future: but we go round, or scramble over the obstacles. We've got to live, no matter how many skies have fallen."
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[Today at 02:54:50 PM] del ban phucker: aaron what does the banana peel have to do with anything? that just confused me lol
[Today at 02:55:20 PM] del ban Colorado700R: wtf are you talking about
[Today at 02:55:31 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: danno has finally lost it
[Today at 02:55:53 PM] del ban Colorado700R: Bandana, not Bananna you illiterate fukker
[Today at 02:55:56 PM] del ban Colorado700R: :lol:
[Today at 02:55:58 PM] del ban phucker: the banana covering his head, what ever you posted in the crazy white boy thread
[Today at 02:56:03 PM] del ban phucker: LOL
[Today at 02:56:09 PM] del ban phucker: drugs are bad mmmkay kids
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[Today at 02:55:53 PM] del ban Colorado700R: Bandana, not Bananna you illiterate fukker
LOL
Thats Aaron...always so sensitive.... :rofl:
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I was just proud to have come close on the spelling of that statement :lol:
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this just made me feel slightly better
PeelsSE2: having downs syndrome would be so blissfull
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why do you try to hide it? :lol:
[Today at 03:13:44 PM] del ban Troy: "things are pretty tough right now, but at least I'm white goddammer!"
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this just made me feel slightly better
PeelsSE2: having downs syndrome would be so blissfull
Well, that would be a significant upgrade for him
:lol:
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this just made me feel slightly better
PeelsSE2: having downs syndrome would be so blissfull
Well, that would be a significant upgrade for him
:lol:
as long as I could tie my own shoes Id call it a win.
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"The secret of joy in work is contained in one word --excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it." -Pearl S. Buck
Pearl S. Buck was an American author who spent much of her life in China. Her depictions of peasant life in China were specifically cited by the Nobel Prize Committee when, in 1938, Buck became the first American woman to win the Nobel Prize in literature. "I believe in human beings, but my faith is without sentimentality," Buck wrote. "I know that in environments of uncertainty, fear, and hunger, the human being is dwarfed and shaped without his being aware of it, just as the plant struggling under a stone does not know its own condition. Only when the stone is removed can it spring up freely into the light. But the power to spring up is inherent, and only death puts an end to it."
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[Today at 09:53:09 AM] del ban Magz: if you ever rollup to a dead lawn adam.......and a single blueberri in the middle of it.....
[Today at 09:53:14 AM] del ban Magz: you know it was geo
[Today at 09:53:57 AM] del ban Geo: :rofl:
[Today at 09:54:28 AM] del ban Adam: well or if theirs no grass and shelves built in all the trees
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Karma's a bitch Karma
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karmas a bitch karma>? ????
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Karma's a bitch Karma
must watch simpsons?
yesterdays episode homer developed a bedwetting problem..
marge: "the diapers just not doing it for me, Homie"
Homer: "it's not the diaper that is sexy, it's whats under it...."
hope that is really true, those days are not far away for me....
:rofl:
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[Today at 04:24:24 PM] del ban phucker: so tomorrow is the day to get my quad running finally
[Today at 04:24:39 PM] del ban phucker: spent all day at belle tire today getting some new tires on the jeep
[Today at 04:24:50 PM] del ban Colorado700R: good, then go help troy lol
[Today at 04:25:08 PM] del ban phucker: ya what happened? i was here but didnt know it when he was talking
[Today at 04:25:49 PM] del ban Colorado700R: not totally sure, something about a rocket
[Today at 04:26:01 PM] del ban Colorado700R: rocker
[Today at 04:26:13 PM] del ban phucker: oh that sucks
[Today at 04:26:20 PM] del ban phucker: take out his top end?
[Today at 04:30:26 PM] del ban Magz: only the moving parts :lol:
[Today at 04:31:14 PM] del ban Krandall: he said one of the rockers locked up
[Today at 04:31:20 PM] del ban Krandall: wasn't sure the damage quite yet
[Today at 04:31:30 PM] del ban Krandall: I think he's tearing into it now.
[Today at 04:33:36 PM] del ban phucker: oh ok
[Today at 04:33:46 PM] del ban phucker: wish i was there to see it in person
[Today at 04:34:23 PM] del ban phucker: i always wish i was right there when someones machine blows up, a lot of you assholes deserve some revenge like ribbing
[Today at 04:34:51 PM] del ban Colorado700R: you were there for mine
[Today at 04:35:00 PM] del ban phucker: yep and i was in heaven
[Today at 04:35:10 PM] del ban Colorado700R: lol
[Today at 04:35:22 PM] del ban Colorado700R: I don't get it..
[Today at 04:35:48 PM] del ban Krandall: me either
[Today at 04:35:52 PM] del ban Krandall: difference is dan...
[Today at 04:35:53 PM] del ban Colorado700R: yours doesn't break, it just never runs in the first place lol
[Today at 04:35:55 PM] del ban Krandall: Aaron's WAS running
[Today at 04:35:57 PM] del ban Krandall: and then broke
[Today at 04:36:06 PM] del ban Krandall: :rofl: Aaron :five:
[Today at 04:36:12 PM] del ban phucker: lol
[Today at 04:36:34 PM] del ban phucker: see thats why i enjoy other peoples shit breaking, gets the spot light off of me for a minute
[Today at 04:37:03 PM] del ban Magz: :lol:
[Today at 04:37:45 PM] del ban phucker: i hope mine runs tomorrow though, would be nice for a change
[Today at 04:37:55 PM] del ban Colorado700R: dan you could arrive at ls with square tires and no one would bat an eye lol
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lol square tires. :nod:
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lol square tires. :nod:
If i was Dan i would so cut up and put together some 2x4s......and make quare tires for the next rally......
that would show you guys :lol:
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Are you kidding me? He does enough damage throwing round rubber tires around...a square wooden tire would probably kill someone.
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ive never hit anyone with a loose tire.... yet
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That's because your tires have only made 3 revolutions total.
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cowboys and angles all have there time there is no time machine
(my client)( he is mentley disabled)
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cowboys and angles all have there time there is no time machine
(my client)( he is mentley disabled)
Sign him up, he'll fit right in around here!
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cowboys and angles all have there time there is no time machine
(my client)( he is mentley disabled)
?
totally lost...
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"You have to be willing to take those risks... In whatever you are doing, failure is an option. But fear is not." -James Cameron
James Cameron gave this advice during his TED talk in 2010, when he also argued that curiosity is the most powerful tool a person owns. "Imagination is a force that can actually manifest a reality. And the respect of your team is more important than all the laurels in the world," said Cameron. "Don't put limitations on yourself. Other people will do that for you -- don't do it to yourself, don't bet against yourself, and take risks... Failure has to be an option in art and in exploration, because it's a leap of faith. And no important endeavor that required innovation was done without risk."
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just saving it for future reference..........
3/14/12
[Today at 11:01:57 AM] Geo: unless dem hmf duals are the cats tits
[Today at 11:01:58 AM] Geo: then 73
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"When we build, let us think that we build for ever." -John Ruskin
This line is from "The Seven Lamps of Architecture," an essay by the art critic Ruskin that applied philosophical considerations to architectural theory. The titular "lamps," for example, are Ruskin's tenets of ideal architecture, and include such concepts as truth, obedience and sacrifice. When we build, wrote Ruskin, "let it not be for present delight, nor for present use alone; let it be such work as our descendants will thank us for, and let us think, as we lay stone on stone, that a time is to come when those stones will be held sacred because our hands have touched them."
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it was tuff gettin it up but u know i am a champ
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TMI!!!!!
[Today at 10:43:39 PM] Cammy: Mastubation in front of the mirror is awesome fantastic hawt
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I said that ??? No way
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I said that :thumbs:??? No way unless there's a sheep involved
Baaa means NO :P
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doomsayer: holy shit peels
doomsayer: you are almost at 23k post on here
doomsayer: i have 500 lol
PeelsSE2: :lol:
doomsayer: you post 46 times for every time i post once
doomsayer: post whore i think is the correct term?
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no, extremely awesome is the word. :)
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no, extremely awesome is the word. :)
:thumbs: fo sho
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no, extremely awesome is the word. :)
:thumbs: fo sho
Krandall 33357
PeelsSE2 22963
we can look at this two ways...
I am either 2nd coolest 8) ...or...2nd nerdiest :nerd:
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well one of you two owns the site so that is understood......
lol i just never leave the chat box unless someone tells me to check out a post
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denver dude: Troy just tried to fart sitting next to me, bolted to the shitter, might be a min
phucker: LOL
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[Today at 02:41:30 PM] del ban funyun: I wear shorts as much as possible
[Today at 02:41:30 PM] del ban funyun: ive got a natural jew darkness
:rofl:
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[Today at 09:00:17 AM] del ban phucker: it was in waay to deep to dig it out
[Today at 09:00:39 AM] del ban phucker: once it got infected it got pushed a lot closer to the top
Phucker describing his fist confrontation with Hefe?
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lol i was wondering if you would see that
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[Today at 03:25:16 PM] del ban funyun: dam wieners so good
[Today at 03:25:28 PM] del ban funyun: definiately had enough lips and assholes for 1 day though
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[Today at 11:24:24 AM] del ban Adam: bein a baby must be crazy
[Today at 11:24:52 AM] del ban Adam: burpin, fartin, sneezin, puking, suckin on titties, shittin your pants, crying..
babies? I still do all of this every day! :rofl:
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"People don't choose their careers; they are engulfed by them." -John Dos Passos
Dos Passos was one of the Lost Generation modernist writers, alongside men like F. Scott Fitzgerald and Ernest Hemingway (with whom Dos Passos was close). Like the rest of their generation, these writers were typified by a sense of alienation and exile, most of them having served in (or been affected by) the horrors of World War I. "New situations arise faster than the ethical norms... Reflexes become confused and people lose their power to choose between good and evil," wrote Dos Passos in The Prospect Before Us. "Men who have lost their conviction of what is good and what is bad find themselves without a sextant to check their position by. We are in the position of a man with an elaborate camping kit who finds himself lost in the woods without his matches; to kindle a fire he has to resort to the stratagems of the caveman. We fall back through generations into the oldest terrors and confusions of the race."
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[Today at 12:05:28 PM] del ban Geo: everybodie slike di du get enough to eat
[Today at 12:05:40 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: :lol:
[Today at 12:05:44 PM] del ban Geo: im like uhh ya i just dont sit there and play jenga with my food
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[Today at 11:10:06 AM] Geo: might as well find a dull razor blade and spend 4 hours cutting your chest open and remove your heart with a #3 philips screwdriver
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why encourage him... :facepalm:
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[Today at 01:41:48 PM] funyun: hows that veggie delight
[Today at 01:42:03 PM] Geo: dewishies
[Today at 01:42:08 PM] funyun: just went to subway and thought of your veggie delight
[Today at 01:42:12 PM] funyun: so i got double meat
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funyun likes the double meat!
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"I don't believe for a second that weightlifting is a sport. They pick up a heavy thing and put it down again. To me, that's indecision." -Paula Poundstone
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"I don't believe for a second that weightlifting is a sport. They pick up a heavy thing and put it down again. To me, that's indecision." -Paula Poundstone
:rofl:
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[Today at 11:12:11 AM] PeelsSE2: I have vagina AND legos
:lol:
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at the same time.
:clap:
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[Today at 11:34:56 AM] Geo: lookin forward to tomorrows bleed geek I enjoy wearing women's panties
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[Today at 02:42:43 PM] PeelsSE2: do your giant contacts fall out when you I enjoy wearing women's panties?
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[Today at 09:39:04 AM] del ban Krandall: geo. Long Distance Realationship I enjoy wearing women's panties is awesome
turn about is fair play :rofl:
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[Today at 04:16:16 PM] disco: I guess I really should comment on another man having sexy junk but...
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Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now if you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth. But ya gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain't where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Cowards do that and that ain't you! You're better than that!
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[Today at 12:51:50 PM] Krandall: I love me some chili cheese fritos
[Today at 12:52:01 PM] Krandall: don't even need sour cream
[Today at 12:52:03 PM] Krandall: just by itself
[Today at 12:52:05 PM] Krandall: om nom nom
[Today at 12:52:20 PM] funyun: sour cream is nasty
[Today at 12:53:07 PM] Hefe: chili cheese fritos ... first bite... ok .. second bite.. better.. last bite... you are licking the bag to get more yummy goodness!
[Today at 12:53:18 PM] Geo: haha yup
[Today at 12:53:33 PM] Geo: ahve just a cuople before u know it your balls deep
[Today at 12:53:40 PM] Geo: with just your elbow hangin out the bag
[Today at 12:53:45 PM] Geo: :rofl:
[Today at 12:54:03 PM] Geo: if im the only one that found that funny, FUK U
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I walked away.. sorry.. yea.. that made me lol (a little)
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testes in a bag of chips. only geo could find this to be a win. :thumbs:
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[Today at 03:20:01 PM] del ban Magz: i get my semen today
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yea one of my balls dropped.......
finally
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[Today at 10:00:16 AM] del ban Geo: i want fingers in my asshole while im hittin the walls
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:rofl: for some reason im thinkin someone edited out a don't
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:rofl: for some reason im thinkin someone edited out a don't
hmmmm no idea what you are talking about 8)
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[Today at 03:34:47 PM] del ban Geo: we all like a little dick in our buttz every now and then
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[Today at 03:34:47 PM] del ban Geo: we all like a little dick in our buttz every now and then
quotes because he concurs. :thumbs: :lol:
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"No one likes a straight road but the man who pays for it, or who, when he travels, is brute enough to wish to get to his journey's end." -Sheridan Le Fanu
Joseph Thomas Sheridan Le Fanu was an Irish Gothic writer who was influential in the early development of the ghost story. He is best-known for the Purcell Papers, short stories written as the personal experiences of a priest named Francis Purcell, and a mystery novel, Uncle Silas. Some scholars credit Le Fanu with popularizing story archetypes that would later be appropriated by more well-known writers. Uncle Silas bears similarities to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Firm of Girdlestone, which appeared some 25 years later, and Le Fanu's vampire novel Carmilla similarly predated Bram Stoker's Dracula by 25 years.
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[Today at 11:22:52 AM] Geo: dont want to bite down on tha tbtich and ahve it squirtin all voer my mouth
usual talk on RS........
I think preddys meat was the topic of this conversation....... :lol:
notice the spelling...........thats how you know its authentic geo typing........
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[Today at 10:57:03 AM] del ban Geo: the first time i tried it funenrs i thought it was kinda gross
[Today at 10:57:08 AM] del ban Geo: but im lovin it now
[Today at 10:57:21 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: funny
[Today at 10:57:26 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: you said the same thing about dick
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[Today at 10:57:03 AM] del ban Geo: the first time i tried it funenrs i thought it was kinda gross
[Today at 10:57:08 AM] del ban Geo: but im lovin it now
[Today at 10:57:21 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: funny
[Today at 10:57:26 AM] del ban Krandall: I said the same thing about dick
:confused:
you go boy
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[Today at 10:57:03 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: the first time i tried funners i thought it was kinda gross
[Today at 10:57:08 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: but im lovin it now
[Today at 10:57:21 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: funny
:confused:
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[Today at 10:57:03 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: the first time i tried funners i thought it was kinda gross
[Today at 10:57:08 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: but im lovin it now
[Today at 10:57:21 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: funny
:confused:
once you go funners, you never go back :thumbs:
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[Today at 11:35:59 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: If you never got the meat, your mind wouldnt have the power to even be curious about wtf you should eat.
:rofl:
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[Today at 11:35:59 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: If you never got the meat, your mind wouldnt have the power to even be curious about wtf you should eat.
:rofl:
not only just funny.
that is a 100% true statement. :thumbs:
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"We drive by night. Nevertheless our reason penetrates the darkness enough to show us a little of the road ahead. It is by the light of reason that we interpret the signposts and make out the landmarks along our way." -Thomas Merton
Merton was among the most prominent Catholic thinkers of the 20th century. He cut an unusual, colorful figure for an ordained Trappist monk (Merton studied Eastern religions, adored jazz and enjoyed a level of celebrity rarely experienced by men of the cloth). The above quote is from his meditation on the 16th century Spanish mystic St. John of the Cross. "The obstacles we meet on the way to contemplation and sanctity must be removed not by miracles but by common sense guided by the light of faith and animated by the power of divine grace."
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talking about preddy and raptor rorum
[Today at 04:22:11 PM] PeelsSE2: http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff304/peels660/100_1649.jpg
[Today at 04:22:17 PM] PeelsSE2: I <3 crown
[Today at 04:22:21 PM] Mad Dog: http://s12.postimage.org/h0qc655tp/100_1651.jpg
[Today at 04:22:40 PM] PeelsSE2: lol
[Today at 04:23:02 PM] Krandall: :rofl:
[Today at 04:23:12 PM] Krandall: love that he's trying to rub off the r :rofl:
[Today at 04:23:23 PM] PeelsSE2: hes always trying to rub something off
[Today at 04:23:29 PM] Mad Dog: :rofl:
[Today at 04:23:36 PM] Krandall: HEYOH!!!
[Today at 04:23:42 PM] PeelsSE2: good lord at the drippy shoe polish
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"We are what we have been told about ourselves. We are the sum of the messages we have received. The true messages. The false messages." -Donald Barthelme
"I don't believe that we are what we do although many thinkers argue otherwise," Barthelme wrote in the short story "Jaws," from his collection Forty Stories. "I believe that what we do is, very often, a poor approximation of what we are -- an imperfect manifestation of a much better totality. Even the best of us sometimes bite off, as it were, less than we can chew." An author of postmodern fiction, Barthelme is mostly remembered for his short stories, though he did write four novels, including 1967's Snow White, a retelling of the classic fairy tale (the above quote is from the play based on this book).
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"We are what we have been told about ourselves. We are the sum of the messages we have received. The true messages. The false messages." -Donald Barthelme
"I don't believe that we are what we do although many thinkers argue otherwise," Barthelme wrote in the short story "Jaws," from his collection Forty Stories. "I believe that what we do is, very often, a poor approximation of what we are -- an imperfect manifestation of a much better totality. Even the best of us sometimes bite off, as it were, less than we can chew." An author of postmodern fiction, Barthelme is mostly remembered for his short stories, though he did write four novels, including 1967's Snow White, a retelling of the classic fairy tale (the above quote is from the play based on this book).
that means you are a homo... :rofl: because we said so. :rofl:
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"Even in hell, if a man was a man, you'd know it." -Stephen Vincent Benet
This quote is from "The Devil and Daniel Webster," the short story for which Benet is most well known (he also wrote "By the Waters of Babylon" and the narrative poem "John Brown's Body," which inspired the lyrics of the iconic Civil War song). The story follows a Faustian bargain made by farmer Jabez Stone and lawyer Daniel Webster's courtroom defense at his trial. The description of Webster's oratory continues: "And he wasn't pleading for any one person any more, though his voice rang like an organ. He was telling the story and the failures and the endless journey of mankind. They got tricked and trapped and bamboozled, but it was a great journey. And no demon that was ever foaled could know the inwardness of it. It took a man to do that."
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[Today at 04:44:18 PM] Geo: do you want to be riding the dunes with you tits smackin your lookin holes then uc ant see and u crash
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"Some men never feel small; but these are the few men who are." -G. K. Chesterton
This quote appears in A Miscellany of Men, a collection of articles and essays written by Chesterton for publication in the Daily News. The eminently quotable English author wrote for two newspapers at the time (the other was The Speaker), which accounts for his immense literary output over the course of his life. "Don't say that the idea of human equality is absurd, because some men are tall and some short, some clever and some stupid," mused Chesterton. "There is no man really clever who has not found that he is stupid. There is no big man who has not felt small."
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[Today at 04:20:09 PM] del ban Geo: about as good as adam winnin ga hop scotch game
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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omfg :rofl:
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omfg :rofl:
yah geo just raised the bar on heartlessness. :rofl:
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"We spend our lives fighting to get people very slightly more stupid than ourselves to accept truths that the great men have always known." -Doris Lessing
Doris Lessing won the Nobel Prize in Literature in 2007, making her the oldest person to ever receive the honor (Lessing was also only the 11th woman in over 100 years to be awarded the prize). The Golden Notebook, from which this quote comes, is perhaps her most famous work. In the narrative, the line continues: "You and I are the boulder-pushers. All our lives, you and I, we'll put all our energies, all our talents into pushing a great boulder up a mountain. The boulder is the truth that the great men know by instinct, and the mountain is the stupidity of mankind."
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at least you get it right....
[Today at 03:31:24 PM] PeelsSE2: my boss Randy
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at least you get it right....
[Today at 03:31:24 PM] PeelsSE2: my boss Randy
ive been lurkfuked! :rofl:
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[Today at 07:04:31 PM] del ban Mad Dog: We each deal with the topic of homosexuality in different ways Geo. I make jokes about it, you repress it under a jug of protein powder.
[Today at 07:04:46 PM] del ban Hefe: ERMAHGERD LOL
[Today at 07:05:02 PM] del ban lowSbody: lmao!
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[Today at 07:04:31 PM] del ban Mad Dog: We each deal with the topic of homosexuality in different ways Geo. I make jokes about it, you repress it under a jug of protein powder.
[Today at 07:04:46 PM] del ban Hefe: ERMAHGERD LOL
[Today at 07:05:02 PM] del ban lowSbody: lmao!
MD outta left field! :rofl:
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"A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction." -Sholem Aleichem
Born Solomon Naumovich Rabinovich, Aleichem chose his pen name when he wrote a Jewish version of Robinson Crusoe at the age of 15; the name comes from the phrase shalom aleikhem ("peace be with you"). Aleichem is probably best known for his Tevye the Milkman stories, which were eventually adapted into the musical Fiddler on the Roof; he also wrote short fiction, a dozen plays, children's stories and an almanac. Aleichem was popular in the U.S., where the media dubbed him the "Jewish Mark Twain." To this, Twain responded: "Please tell him that I am the American Sholem Aleichem."
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"An idealist believes the short run doesn't count. A cynic believes the long run doesn't matter. A realist believes that what is done or left undone in the short run determines the long run." -Sydney J. Harris
Sidney Harris was a journalist for the Chicago Daily News and the Chicago Sun-Times. He wrote several columns over his 30-year career in the newspaper industry, including "Strictly Personal" and "Thoughts at Large" (the latter of which is the source of this quote). After a lecture Harris gave in the 1970s, he took questions from the audience, and one woman asked him what he did if he woke up one morning and couldn't think of a subject or didn't feel like writing a column. "Madam," he answered, "I write a column."
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<realist
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I have idealistic and realistic tendencies.
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"The proper function of man is to live, not to exist." -Jack London
This line comes from Jack London's "Credo," attributed to London by journalist Ernest J. Hopkins, who visited London before his death. It hasn't been found in any of London's actual writing, so its true authorship is uncertain (the lines were first printed in a 1916 newspaper, and later in a collection of London's stories). They begin: "I would rather be ashes than dust!/ I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot./ I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet."
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"Strive manfully for righteousness, and strive so as to make your efforts for good count. You are not to be excused if you fail to try to make things better." -Theodore Roosevelt
The June, 1900 edition of Century Magazine featured Roosevelt's "Latitude And Longitude Among Reformers," which would later appear in his collection The Strenuous Life. In the address, Roosevelt levies the above instruction to mankind in general. "One man's capacity is for one kind of work and another man's capacity for another kind of work," Roosevelt admitted. "One affects certain methods and another affects entirely different methods. All this is of little concern. What is of really vital importance is that something should be accomplished, and that this something should be worthy of accomplishment."
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[Today at 02:49:58 PM] redraptor23: ya i got gang banged.... So what
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"It is a mistake to suppose that men succeed through success; they much oftener succeed through failure." -Samuel Smiles
Samuel Smiles was a Scottish author best known for Self-Help, which turned him into an overnight celebrity (by the end of his life it had sold a quarter of a million copies, which was an impressive figure for the late 19th century). "Genius, without work, is certainly a dumb oracle," wrote Smiles, "and it is unquestionably true that the men of the highest genius have invariably been found to be amongst the most plodding, hard-working, and intent men -- their chief characteristic apparently consisting simply in their power of laboring more intensely and effectively than others."
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Today at 11:35:46 AM] Krandall: Funnerz, did you like the ass-ault?
[Today at 11:35:55 AM] funyun: ya seemed pretty good
i was bored this amusses me.
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[Today at 03:45:18 PM] funyun: still got 15mins
[Today at 03:45:34 PM] funyun: im snow balling it
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wow.. that some f'd up shit there
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"All men would be tyrants if they could." -Daniel Defoe
Defoe was a prodigious author who started out as a pamphleteer, a career in which he drew enough attention to himself that he was imprisoned and pilloried for sedition. This quote is from an addendum Defoe wrote to his "History of the Kentish Petition." It wasn't until years later that he wrote Robinson Crusoe, the book for which he is most well-known. "I have since often observed, how incongruous and irrational the common temper of mankind is," Defoe wrote. "They are not ashamed to sin, and yet are ashamed to repent. Not ashamed of the action for which they ought justly to be esteemed fools, but are ashamed of the returning, which can only make them be esteemed wise men."
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"A man must be big enough to admit his mistakes, smart enough to profit from them and strong enough to correct them." -John C. Maxwell
John C. Maxwell is an evangelical Christian pastor and author, mostly known for his public speaking and his books on leadership (including The 21 Irrefutable Laws of Leadership and The 21 Indispensable Qualities of a Leader). This quote comes from The Power of Leadership, which begins with a quote from Grace Hopper, a pioneering U.S. Navy officer and computer scientist: "You manage things; you lead people."
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"Many a one has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts. If he had never met defeat he would never have known any great victory." -Orison Swett Marden
Marden was one of the first of what we now call self-help writers, though at the end of the 19th century, that label didn't exist yet; Marden was instead associated with the school of "New Thought", a philosophical approach to positive thinking. This line appears in The Optimistic Life: Or, In the Cheering-up Business, in which Marden continues: "A great many people never really discover themselves until ruin stares them in the face. They do not seem to know how to bring out their reserves until they are overtaken by an overwhelming disaster, or until the sight of their blighted prospects and of the wreck of their homes and happiness stirs them to the very center of their beings.... There is something in defeat which puts new determination into a man of mettle."
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Once a King always a King.. But once a Knight is enough.... LOL
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"It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: The music is nothing if the audience is deaf." -Walter Lippmann
Walter Lippmann was a Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist and news personality throughout much of the 20th century. His first book was A Preface to Politics, which he wrote in 1913. Fifteen years later, Lippmann followed that book with A Preface to Morals, from where this quote comes. The book aims to address "the modern man's discontent," which Lippmann describes thusly: "He may be very busy with many things, but he discovers one day that he is no longer sure they are worth doing. He has been much preoccupied; but he is no longer sure he knows why. ...It occurs to him that it is a great deal of trouble to live."
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Herro! :rofl:
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Herro! :rofl:
ish it meee yu rookin four? :rofl:
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[Today at 03:24:54 PM] del ban Perhls S-ErhTer: errmahgerd!!!!
[Today at 03:24:57 PM] del ban Perhls S-ErhTer: [Today at 03:19:13 PM] del ban Cerlererder Servern Herderd Er: are we all under water, or emulating what pat hears?
[Today at 03:25:06 PM] del ban Perhls S-ErhTer: i thernk I jerst perd mer pernts
[Today at 03:25:08 PM] del ban Ger-Ehr!: :lol: http://chzderp.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/hurr-durr-derp-face-ermahgerd-arbrews.jpg
[Today at 03:25:16 PM] del ban Cerlererder Servern Herderd Er: http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/demotivational-posters-the-swedish-chef.jpg
[Today at 03:26:03 PM] del ban fernyerns: http://chzderp.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/hurr-durr-derp-face-by-kerft.png
[Today at 03:26:17 PM] del ban fernyerns: KERFT!
[Today at 03:26:23 PM] del ban Kernderrrl: Merkernerner!!!!
[Today at 03:26:24 PM] del ban Kernderrrl: :rofl:
[Today at 03:26:38 PM] del ban fernyerns: http://chzderp.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/hurr-durr-derp-face-errrm-kerker-for-kerko-perffss.png
[Today at 03:26:39 PM] del ban fernyerns: :rofl:
[Today at 03:26:42 PM] del ban Ger-Ehr!: berherherherherhher
[Today at 03:27:13 PM] del ban fernyerns: lerv me serm kerker perfs
[Today at 03:27:19 PM] del ban Ger-Ehr!: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5od7aLVSo1qbgfe9o1_400.jpg
[Today at 03:27:24 PM] del ban Kernderrrl: kerker perfs :rofl: lerterly lerfern ert lerd
[Today at 03:27:28 PM] del ban Ger-Ehr!: :rofl: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5od5pd3xx1qbgfe9o1_400.jpg
[Today at 03:27:36 PM] del ban Kernderrrl: :rofl:
[Today at 03:27:45 PM] del ban fernyerns: lol
[Today at 03:28:08 PM] del ban Ger-Ehr!: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5rcth1LaU1rq4roko1_500.jpg
[Today at 03:28:24 PM] del ban Ger-Ehr!: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5od18R9P51qbgfe9o1_500.jpg
[Today at 03:28:42 PM] del ban Ger-Ehr!: ERMAHGERD loling hard at this one http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5o6t6e6Ql1r2bkino1_500.jpg
[Today at 03:30:13 PM] del ban Ger-Ehr!: not sure why perderders is so funny
[Today at 03:30:14 PM] del ban Ger-Ehr!: but it is
[Today at 03:30:18 PM] del ban fernyerns: whoever first made that picture is genius
[Today at 03:30:29 PM] del ban Kernderrrl: http://cdn02.dayviews.com/bloglovin/f5fcb621a0b90dbfd60ad291abf9d1cf613349e3/a/aHR0cCUzQSUyRiUyRmNoemRlcnAuZmlsZXMud29yZHByZXNzLmNvbSUyRjIwMTIlMkYwNiUyRmh1cnItZHVyci1kZXJwLWZhY2UtZXJsLWVybGVydmVuLXNlcnNlcm5zLmpwZw==
[Today at 03:30:34 PM] del ban Cerlererder Servern Herderd Er: http://i.imgur.com/VkkA9.png
[Today at 03:30:41 PM] del ban Cerlererder Servern Herderd Er: ermehgeden :lol:
[Today at 03:31:06 PM] del ban Kernderrrl: http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/mersh_b2de8e_3801781.jpg
[Today at 03:31:19 PM] del ban Cerlererder Servern Herderd Er: :lol:
[Today at 03:31:29 PM] del ban Ger-Ehr!: ERMAHGERD terter terts
[Today at 03:31:31 PM] del ban Kernderrrl: http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/19188940.jpg
[Today at 03:32:15 PM] del ban fernyerns: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5u4v72SYr1rsseq6o1_400.jpg
[Today at 03:32:28 PM] del ban fernyerns: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5u3o4gxCf1rodl1qo1_400.jpg
[Today at 03:32:28 PM] del ban fernyerns: :rofl:
[Today at 03:32:40 PM] del ban fernyerns: SERK MAH DERK
[Today at 03:33:02 PM] del ban Kernderrrl: :rofl:
[Today at 03:33:06 PM] del ban Cerlererder Servern Herderd Er: :rofl:
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[Today at 04:59:29 PM] del ban Ger-Ehr!: your also blerk
[Today at 04:59:43 PM] del ban Perhls S-ErhTer: blerk lerfing mer arse erf
[Today at 05:00:16 PM] del ban Lerngferd: no, I'm a ner gerr.
ermagherd! :rofl:
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"He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies." -William Hazlitt
Today, Hazlitt is barely remembered outside of academia, but in his era, the English writer and critic was a literary peer of Wordsworth and Coleridge. This line comes from his essay "Characteristics," written in 1823. "We grow tired of ourselves, much more of other people. Use may in part reconcile us to our own tediousness... We may be willing to sell a story twice, never to hear one more than once," Hazlitt observes. "Insignificant people are a necessary relief in society. Such characters are extremely agreeable, and even favorites, if they appear satisfied with the part they have to perform."
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"Until a man has given up himself, he has given up nothing." -Marsden Hartley
Marsden Hartley was an early 20th-century Modernist painter. This line comes from a letter Hartley wrote to the legendary photographer Alfred Stieglitz, who was responsible for promoting some of Hartley's early work. "So easy," Hartley mused, "to travel along with claques and crowds, voicing vociferously the great discoveries of each. How ineffably difficult, voicing the soul of one man, alone to himself and then to whomever else hears."
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[Today at 12:59:32 PM] del ban Hefe: black people are funny
[Today at 12:59:36 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: lol
[Today at 01:01:59 PM] del ban Langford: yep, I laugh every time I look in the mirror
:rofl:
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great.. now I am a racist!
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"The man who looks for security, even in the mind, is like a man who would chop off his limbs in order to have artificial ones which will give him no pain or trouble." -Henry Miller
Miller was a surrealist American writer. He is perhaps best known for Tropic of Cancer, his first book, which was banned under U.S. obscenity laws and which would eventually -- 30 years later -- be at the heart of the court cases that saw those laws overturned. "The coward is often buried beneath the very wall against which he huddled in fear and anguish... The greatest armadas are eventually sunk; Maginot lines are always circumvented. The Trojan horse is always waiting to be trotted out," Miller muses. "The human being seems a helpless creature. In the sense that he lives a more exposed life, he is. But this ability to expose himself to every risk is precisely his strength."
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"Love is what you've been through with somebody." -James Thurber
This quote appears in the March 1960 Life magazine, in a feature on Thurber, who had written for various publications throughout his life, most notably the New Yorker (where he was also one of the publication's best-known cartoonists). He also wrote numerous satirical fables, and the cleverness and wit that typified them apparently gave the public the impression that Thurber was, in his private life, subtle and soft-spoken. "Let's get one thing straight--I'm not mild and gentle," Thurber clarifies in the Life feature. "Let the meek inherit the Earth--they have it coming to them. I get mad at something every morning and think I should."
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peelz request for little sahara
[Today at 09:11:09 AM] del ban PeelsSE2: I want a ball park frank, no mini weenies
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with some fava beans and a nice chianti plz :thumbs:
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"As the gambler said of his dice, to love and win is the best thing, to love and lose is the next best." -William Makepeace Thackeray
Thackeray was a 19th-century English writer, mostly known for Vanity Fair, his satire of Victorian society that was so well received it won Thackeray the esteem of the very people he was satirizing. But Thackeray did continue his literary output in his later years. This quote comes from Pendennis, which he wrote several years later. "You don't die of the complaint: or very few do," the quote continues. "The generous wounded heart suffers and survives it. And he is not a man, or she a woman, who is not conquered by it, or who does not conquer it in his time."
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[Today at 02:17:56 PM] del ban Geo: people like that deserve to eb attacked by bath salt zombies
[Today at 02:18:03 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: <volunteer
[Today at 02:18:11 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: in the mood for some fresh face and eyeballs
[Today at 02:18:34 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: fukin calorie counting bullshit, i need some protein LOL
[Today at 02:18:49 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: wonder if "faces" is listed on my fitness app?
qotd myself. so proud :lol:
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[Today at 02:17:56 PM] del ban Geo: people like that deserve to eb attacked by bath salt zombies
[Today at 02:18:03 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: <volunteer
[Today at 02:18:11 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: in the mood for some fresh face and eyeballs
[Today at 02:18:34 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: fukin calorie counting bullshit, i need some protein LOL
[Today at 02:18:49 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: wonder if "faces" is listed on my fitness app?
qotd myself. so proud :lol:
First laughing at your own jokes,
now quoting your own words,
whats next sucking your own dick? :(
have some dignity man!
:rofl:
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[Today at 02:17:56 PM] del ban Geo: people like that deserve to eb attacked by bath salt zombies
[Today at 02:18:03 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: <volunteer
[Today at 02:18:11 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: in the mood for some fresh face and eyeballs
[Today at 02:18:34 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: fukin calorie counting bullshit, i need some protein LOL
[Today at 02:18:49 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: wonder if "faces" is listed on my fitness app?
qotd myself. so proud :lol:
First laughing at your own jokes,
now quoting your own words,
whats next sucking your own dick? :(
have some dignity man!
:rofl:
shut yer cockholster!
how do you even use the word dignity?....that's like Jeezus saying the word f*ck!
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"A man's vanity tells him what is honor, a man's conscience what is justice." -Walter Savage Landor
Walter Savage Landor was an English writer who is most remembered for the prose series Imaginary Conversations, from which this quote comes. The six-volume work, which Landor wrote while living in Florence, contains fictional dialogues with famous figures from that city and from elsewhere in antiquity. Landor invents and attributes various sayings to them that are commensurate with their character. "Men, like nails, lose their usefulness when they lose their direction and begin to bend: such nails are then thrown into the dust or into the furnace," Landor imagines Cromwell saying.
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"A man's got to work for more than himself and his kids to feel right." -John Dos Passos
This quote is from The 42nd Parallel, the first book in Dos Passos' U.S.A. Trilogy, which went on to include 1919 and The Big Money. The novels deal with the political climate of the United States leading up to World War I. The trilogy was a literary experiment -- the collection included newspaper clippings, biographies of major figures alive at the time of the novels and a "Newsreels" section that contained headlines and song lyrics. The Modern Library ranked the trilogy 23rd on its list of the 100 best English Language novels of the 20th century.
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[Today at 01:37:05 PM] Geo: u gingerbread sack of sunlight avoiding rock licker
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"Man lives only in the present, in this fleeting instant; all the rest of his life is either past and gone, or not yet revealed. This mortal life is a little thing, lived in a little corner of the earth." -Marcus Aurelius
Marcus Aurelius was the last of what Machiavelli called the "Five Good Emperors"-- those emperors who ruled justly and effectively (all of whom were coincidentally adopted, while Rome's most disastrous rulers inherited the throne by birthright).
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"He who has no character is not a man but a thing." -Chamfort
Born Sebastien-Roch Nicolas, Chamfort was an 18th-century French writer mostly remembered for his aphorisms.
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"Wealth is an inborn attitude of mind, like poverty. The pauper who has made his pile may flaunt his spoils but cannot wear them plausibly." -Jean Cocteau
This quote is from Les Enfants Terribles, a 1929 novel that went on to inspire a film and a Philip Glass opera. The titular characters are a brother and sister -- Paul and Elisabeth -- whose perpetual game of one-upmanship characterizes their entire lives.
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"A man enjoys the pleasure he feels, a woman the pleasure she bestows." -Pierre Choderlos de Laclos
The 18th-century novelist is best known for Les Liaisons dangereuses, the epistolary novel on which the 1985 play and 1988 movie are based.
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"He who has no poetry in himself will find poetry in nothing." -Joseph Joubert
Jourbert was an essayist who, despite his talents, never actually published his writing in his own lifetime; his various notes and correspondence were published posthumously.
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"No man was ever taken to hell by a woman unless he already had a ticket in his pocket." -Rex Stout
Rex Stout was one of the most influential authors of American detective fiction. He was the creator of the iconic private eye Nero Wolfe, who appeared in dozens of novels and short stories over Stout's long career. The above quote, from Some Buried Caesar, is by Wolfe's assistant, Archie Goodwin, who serves as the Watson to Wolfe's Holmes.
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"The great man is the man who can get himself made and who will get himself made out of anything he finds at hand. If success cannot do it, he makes failure do it." -Gerald Stanley Lee
Lee was an early 20th-century author, publisher and clergyman. This line comes from his book Crowds: A Moving-Picture of Democracy, in which Lee attempts to define the social endeavors of a genuinely great man. "The average man in a crowd does not want to be an average man, and the last thing he wants is to have an average man to represent him," Lee continues. "He wants a man to represent him as he would like to be. The great world that lies in all men's hearts is expressed in miniature, in the great man... Crowds speak in heroes."
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Today at 04:54:39 PM] del ban _Spartan727: FODW STUMPS
[Today at 04:54:44 PM] del ban _Hefe: :rofl:
[Today at 04:54:48 PM] del ban _Hefe: ERMAHGERD laughed out loud
[Today at 04:54:53 PM] del ban _Magz: :lol:
[Today at 04:55:05 PM] del ban _Kamakazi: epic LOL's
[Today at 04:55:11 PM] del ban _Kamakazi: I once fuked a yak
[Today at 04:55:12 PM] del ban _Magz: I keep clicking the names to see who is who
[Today at 04:55:16 PM] del ban _Kamakazi: it was cold, and I was lonely
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Today at 04:54:39 PM] del ban _Spartan727: FODW STUMPS
[Today at 04:54:44 PM] del ban _Hefe: :rofl:
[Today at 04:54:48 PM] del ban _Hefe: ERMAHGERD laughed out loud
[Today at 04:54:53 PM] del ban _Magz: :lol:
[Today at 04:55:05 PM] del ban _Kamakazi: epic LOL's
[Today at 04:55:11 PM] del ban _Kamakazi: I once fuked a yak
[Today at 04:55:12 PM] del ban _Magz: I keep clicking the names to see who is who
[Today at 04:55:16 PM] del ban _Kamakazi: it was cold, and I was lonely
that was epic LOL's. :thumbs:
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it got a lil confusing for a bit!
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specially when I started re-changing names :lol:
When people do not respect us, we are sharply offended; yet deep down in his private heart, no man much respects himself." -Mark Twain
Like most of the aphorisms in Following the Equator, this one is attributed to "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" (Pudd'nhead Wilson being a Twain character from the novel of the same name). Twain wrote Following the Equator while he traveled through the British Empire. His tour was conceived as a way for Twain to both write and give lectures so that he could recover from a disastrous financial investment in a typesetting company.
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"Nothing so conclusively proves a man's ability to lead others as what he does from day to day to lead himself." -Thomas J. Watson
Watson was the chairman and CEO of IBM. He was the man who oversaw the company from the day it became IBM until 1956, the year of his death. The company Watson joined in 1914 -- Computing Tabulating Recording Corporation -- had 1,300 employees and $9 million in revenue; by the end of Watson's tenure, IBM had 72,000 employees, and its revenue had increased 100 times over. Watson's motto "THINK" became emblematic of IBM as a whole.
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"No right way is easy in this rough world." -John Muir
John Muir was one of the most famous American naturalists, known for his preservation efforts (including the founding of the Sierra Club) as well as his writing. This quote comes from Stickeen, Muir's true story of an adventure with the titular dog Stickeen on an Alaskan glacier. The quote continues, "We must risk our lives to save them. At the worst we can only slip, and then how grand a grave we will have, and by and by our nice bones will do good in the terminal moraine."
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[Today at 02:57:37 PM] Langford: im happy as long as this one works...no chatbox = boring days at work
[Today at 02:58:28 PM] Geo: quit ur bitchin
[Today at 02:58:30 PM] Geo: ur black
[Today at 02:58:44 PM] Geo: be greatful we allow u to even ahve a phone
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[Today at 02:57:37 PM] Langford: im happy as long as this one works...no chatbox = boring days at work
[Today at 02:58:28 PM] Geo: quit ur bitchin
[Today at 02:58:30 PM] Geo: ur black
[Today at 02:58:44 PM] Geo: be greatful we allow u to even ahve a phone
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:krandall:
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"We judge of man's wisdom by his hope." -Ralph Waldo Emerson
This line is from Emerson's "Spiritual Laws," which appears in Essays: First Series. In the text, Emerson argues that moral nature is malleable, fleeting and impermanent.
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"Few great men could pass Personnel." -Paul Goodman
Paul Goodman was a writer, poet, and psychotherapist. He is remembered mostly for his social criticism, laid out in books like Growing up Absurd, but he also wrote plays and short fiction (Goodman had a bit of a resurgence in popularity following the 2010 documentary Paul Goodman Changed My Life).
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[Today at 02:57:37 PM] Langford: im happy as long as this one works...no chatbox = boring days at work
[Today at 02:58:28 PM] Geo: quit ur bitchin
[Today at 02:58:30 PM] Geo: ur black
[Today at 02:58:44 PM] Geo: be greatful we allow u to even ahve a phone
and a JOB!
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"Every moment of one's existence is growing into more or retreating into less. One is always living a little more or dying a little bit." -Norman Mailer
This quote from the brash, controversial Mailer appears in a 1959 interview between Mailer and the author Richard G. Stern. Stern reflects in the introduction to this interview that it was an unrehearsed, organic conversation between two men who had met a week ago and become friends.
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"Men may be very learned, and yet very miserable; it is easy to be a deep geometrician, or a sublime astronomer, but very difficult to be a good man." -Oliver Goldsmith
Oliver Goldsmith was an 18th-century Anglo-Irishman who wrote both novels and verse, and is thought to have written an anonymously published children's book, The History of Little Goody Two-Shoes. This line is from The Citizen of the World, Goldsmith's series of letters ostensibly authored by a Chinese traveler visiting England. "I esteem, therefore, the traveller who instructs the heart, but despise him who only indulges the imagination," Goldsmith writes. "A man who leaves home to mend himself and others, is a philosopher; but he who goes from country to country, guided by the blind impulse of curiosity, is only a vagabond."
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"The life of man is made up of action and endurance; and life is fruitful in the ratio in which it is laid out in noble action or in patient perseverance." -Henry Parry Liddon
Henry Parry Liddon was an English writer and theologian, and was also friends with the English writer Lewis Carroll -- the two of them traveled to Russia together in 1867. Carroll was merely there for the love of travel, but the intention of Liddon's trip was to strengthen ties between the Russian Orthodox Church and the Church of England.
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Hefe: you MUST have a "non registered" firearm there somewhere...
phucker: a?
phucker: more like a pleathora
Hefe: invite him over.. hand him that gun.. shot his ass
Hefe: *shoot
phucker: lol
Hefe: tell me to delete chat history
phucker: lol
phucker: oh dont worry im on like 50 different watch lists
Krandall: dafuq
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"The greatest efforts of the race have always been traceable to the love of praise, as its greatest catastrophes to the love of pleasure." -John Ruskin
John Ruskin is among one of the most important names in art criticism. From his publication of Modern Painters in 1843 till his death in 1900, Ruskin was so influential that his writing often affected the course of the very art he was critiquing.
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"Happiness, therefore, is not the end of duty, it is a constituent of it." -Henry Giles
Henry Giles was a 19th-century writer and minister. This quote is from The Discipline of Life, which Giles saw as an opportunity to expand upon the themes he would often address during a sermon (but then be forced to cut short for the sake of brevity).
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"It is never until one realizes that one means something to others that one feels there is any point or purpose in one's own existence." -Stefan Zweig
Beware of Pity is the only novel Zweig wrote during his lifetime. Despite this fact, he was, in his era, one of the most well-known authors in the world (his novellas and plays were very successful, and his biography of Marie Antoinette was the basis for the 1938 Hollywood film Marie Antoinette, starring Norma Shearer)
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"The thing that many of us want most in the present grayness and din of the world is... someone with whom we can work with freedom and self-expressiveness and joy. Nine men out of 10 one meets today talk with one as it were with their watches in their hands." -Gerald Stanley Lee
American Congregational clergyman Gerald Stanley Lee was the author of many books and essays, and was known for his subject versatility, ranging from religion to physical exercise.
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"Always be comic in a tragedy. What the deuce else can you do?" -G. K. Chesterton
Chesterton was one of the most well-known writers of his era (the early 20th century), and The Man Who Was Thursday, from which this quote comes, is perhaps his best-known novel.
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"Yet there are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say." -Cyril Connolly
Connolly was an English writer, literary critic and friend of George Orwell (with whom he went to school, and whom he bested for first place in a prestigious history competition). The Unquiet Grave is a collection of quotes and aphorisms written by Connolly under the pseudonym Palinurus.
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[Today at 10:28:56 AM] Geo: asshole felt like it was rippin and bleedin
[Today at 10:28:59 AM] PeelsSE2: yummy geo
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"A man's ethic usually reflects his character, and benevolence leads to a desire for the general happiness." -Bertrand Russell
Russell is among the most well-known philosophers of the 20th century. This line is from his History of Western Philosophy.
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"Originality consists in thinking for yourself, not in thinking differently from other people." -James Fitzjames Stephen
Stephen was an English writer and judge (as well as Virginia Woolf's uncle). The above quote is from Liberty, Equality, Fraternity.
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[Today at 03:54:26 PM] Langford: smash 3 white girls names together = black girl name
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"The style is the man." -Georges-Louis Leclerc, Comte de Buffon
Georges-Louis Leclerc, Comte de Buffon, was a French intellectual and a contemporary of Voltaire. Though not nearly as well known as Voltaire, he was similarly a champion of rationalism (long before Darwin, Buffon wrote the 44-volume Histoire naturelle, which articulated an early version of evolution, and even of the common ancestry of men and apes). He joined the Academie Francaise in 1753, where he delivered his "Discours sur le style," from which this quote comes.
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"Press on, then, to the finish. Cast away vain hopes, and if you have any regard at all for self, see to your own security while still you may." -Marcus Aurelius
From the philosopher-emperor's Meditations, this summation is part of a long reflection on the mortality of man. After laying out the groundwork of his stoic philosophy, Aurelius concludes: "Even men who deny the gods or betray their country or perpetrate all manner of villainy behind locked doors have minds to guide them to the clear path of duty. Seeing, then, that all else is the common heritage of such types, the good man's only singularity lies in his approving welcome to every experience the looms of fate may weave for him."
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"All men would be masters of others, and no man is lord of himself." -Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Though Goethe was extraordinarily accomplished in various fields throughout his life, he remains best-known for Faust, the 1806 play about the legendary scholar who sells his soul to the devil. The legend is said to be based on the life of Johann Georg Faust, an actual German alchemist from the early 16th century, though very little about the historical Faust's life is known, and what is known is often suspect (for example, that he traveled with a dog who would transform into a human servant). The legend was popularized by Christopher Marlowe's The Tragical History of Doctor Faustus, which itself was based on a widely circulated book of Faust lore.
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Geo: i went fri and sat mornings at 8am
Geo: going to be changing my routine up now
phucker: not doin guys anymore huh?
phucker: the truck stop wont be the same without you
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??? :confused: not really sure how that's qotd, but whatever makes ya feel important...
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i just found it funny. guess i was the only one. :cry:
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i just found it funny. guess i was the only one. :cry:
now THATS funny :rofl:
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"A man's success in business today turns upon his power of getting people to believe he has something that they want." -Gerald Stanley Lee
Lee was an early 20th-century author and clergyman; this quote is from his Crowds: A Moving-Picture of Democracy. "Success in business, in the last analysis, turns upon touching the imagination of crowds," Lee writes. "When one considers what it is that touches a crowd's imagination and how it does it, one is bound to admit that there is not a city anywhere which has not hundreds of men in it who could do more to touch the imagination of crowds with goodness than any clergyman could. A man of very great gifts in the pulpit, a man of genius, even an immortal clergyman, could be outwitted in the art of touching the imagination of crowds with goodness by a comparatively ordinary man in any one of several hundred of our modern business occupations."
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"Delicacy and subtlety are the only true signs of talent. Everything else can be imitated." -Joseph Joubert
The French essayist Joubert is mostly remembered for his Pensees ("Thoughts"), published after his death by contemporary Chateaubriand. This quote continues: "There is no good and beautiful style that is not full of subtleties, but of delicate subtleties.... force, gravity, vehemence, even ease; but subtlety and delicacy are impossible to counterfeit for long. Without these, your wholesome style expresses only an upright mind."
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"Man is the only animal that refuses to be what he is." -Albert Camus
This quote appears in The Rebel: An Essay on Man in Revolt, Camus' 1951 book on the history of revolution in Western Europe. "It is incumbent upon us, at all events, to give a definite answer to the question implicit in the blood and strife of this century. For we are being put to the rack," Camus explained in the introduction to the text. "In any event, the reasons for rebellion cannot be explained except in terms of an inquiry into its attitudes, pretensions, and conquests. Perhaps we may discover it its achievements the rule of action that the absurd has not been able to give us; an indication, at least, about the right or the duty to kill and, finally, hope for new creation."
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man is NOT an animal!
havent you seen the scientology ads?
:confused: jeez!
:rofl:
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[Today at 01:33:53 PM] Geo: http://www.facebook.com/Newegg?v=app_192229990808929
[Today at 01:38:08 PM] Krandall: no fb here
[Today at 01:38:46 PM] Geo: well wut da fuk
[Today at 01:39:02 PM] Geo: whys your work limiting your outside contact
[Today at 01:39:31 PM] Geo: what if zombies took over kansas and minnesota was next but u had no idea so u couldnt run home and grab ur shotguns
[Today at 01:39:53 PM] Geo: so u were left to fend them off with a stapler and scotch tape
[Today at 01:39:58 PM] Geo: and your ctrl, alt, del keys
[Today at 01:40:15 PM] Geo: maybe u could throw an alt+tab at one and it'd disappear
[Today at 01:40:22 PM] Geo: and a ctrl+esc at another
[Today at 01:40:44 PM] Geo: alt tabbin zombies since 2012
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Langford: I pray to the gods of fried chicken and grape drank
Langford: oh colonel sanders, give me the strength so steal this stereo so I can buyz me some fried chicken tonight!
PeelsSE2: original or extra crispy?
PeelsSE2: none of that grilled shit
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"Genius is only patience." -Georges Buffon
This quote appears in various formulations in older anthologies, sometimes as an unattributed proverb. This version, according to Bartlett's, is attributed to Buffon in a biography of Madame de Stael. "Far from becoming discouraged," the naturalist Buffon once observed, "the philosopher should applaud nature, even when she appears miserly of herself or overly mysterious, and should feel pleased that as he lifts one part of her veil, she allows him to glimpse an immense number of other objects, all worthy of investigation. For what we already know should allow us to judge of what we will be able to know; the human mind has no frontiers, it extends proportionately as the universe displays itself; man, then, can and must attempt all, and he needs only time in order to know all."
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"Trouble teaches men how much there is in manhood." -Henry Ward Beecher
Beecher was a well-known abolitionist clergyman, arguably America's first celebrity who was famous purely due to his preaching. At various points in his career, such luminaries as Mark Twain and Abraham Lincoln came to his Brooklyn church to hear him speak; even the fictional Dr. Watson, of the Sherlock Holmes canon, was revealed to be a fan of Beecher, and to own a portrait of him. He died of a stroke in 1887, at the age of 73; though the truth of this report is uncertain, his last words are said to have been: "Now comes the mystery."
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you quadruple postin dvd eatin envelope lickin opst-it stickin gum chewing micky mouse lookin fuk
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"Humility is the part of wisdom, and is most becoming in men. But let no one discourage self-reliance; it is, of all the rest, the greatest quality of true manliness." -Lajos Kossuth
Kossuth is heralded by his bust in the U.S. Capitol as the "father of Hungarian democracy" -- he was a journalist, politician and national figure in the years leading up to the Hungarian Revolution (which began in 1848), and the Regent-President of Hungary for a time thereafter. He was forced to flee to America, where he stayed with the official approval of Congress. "Let him who looks for a monument to Washington look around the United States," Kossuth said of the country. "Your freedom, your independence, your national power, your prosperity and your prodigious growth are a monument to him."
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[Today at 03:40:13 PM] del ban Geo: someone change peels name to
[Today at 03:40:18 PM] del ban Geo: thats right nothing
[Today at 03:40:19 PM] del ban Geo: blanjk
[Today at 03:40:22 PM] del ban Geo: cuz thats wut he is to me
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"Every man who possibly can should force himself to a holiday of a full month in a year, whether he feels like taking it or not." -William James
James was a Harvard psychologist and philosopher in the late 19th century, a major American intellectual figure and the most well-known educator of his era. This quote appeared in a piece in the August 1878 issue of The Nation. "The means have murdered the end. Our ceaseless scheming for the future has undermined for us all sense of reality in the present. We cannot rest with the present alone for our object," James lamented. "No man, were he composed of catgut and whalebone, can work for five years unremittingly at the same kind of work with impunity. None can work 10 years even at a very varied occupation."
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"All styles are good except the tiresome kind." -Voltaire
Born Francois Marie Arouet, Voltaire was a French Enlightenment author known mostly by his pen name; he adopted it while in prison for criticizing the French government. Voltaire was also no stranger to controversy, and indeed would be exiled from France a few years later, again for criticizing powerful men. The pen name is an anagram of a Latinized title, "AROVET LI" (Arouet the Younger). Some argue that Voltaire certainly took his pen name with some consideration for the style it evoked, as it shared a root with words like "voltige" (trick acrobatics on horseback). Furthermore, Voltaire took nearly 200 other pseudonyms for various reasons throughout his life, including names like "Sherloc" and "Docteur Goodheart."
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"Always dream and shoot higher than you know you can do. Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself." -William Faulkner
This Faulkner quote is from an interview the author gave to the Paris Review in New York in 1956. "All of us failed to match our dream of perfection," Faulkner said of his contemporaries to his interviewer (author Jean Stein). "So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. In my opinion, if I could write all my work again, I am convinced that I would do it better, which is the healthiest condition for an artist. That's why he keeps on working, trying again; he believes each time that this time he will do it, bring it off. Of course he won't, which is why this condition is healthy."
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"The more tranquil a man becomes, the greater is his success, his influence, his power for good... The strong, calm man is always loved and revered." -James Allen
James Allen was a British philosopher, writing in the New Thought school (which was, very loosely, an early spiritual and philosophical approach to the idea of motivational thinking). Allen's first book, As A Man Thinketh, perfectly summarized the tenets of the movement. "A man's weakness and strength, purity and impurity, are his own, and not another man's; they are brought about by himself, and not by another; and they can only be altered by himself, never by another," he writes. "His condition is also his own, and not another man's. His suffering and his happiness are evolved from within... All that a man achieves and all that he fails to achieve is the direct result of his own thoughts."
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[Today at 08:02:52 AM] Krandall: not sure wtf was goin on
[Today at 08:03:07 AM] Krandall: https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-9HkyYhira_Y/UDtpG_q92iI/AAAAAAAAFgA/4nGGx_xiF1Q/s690/IMAG0538.jpg
[Today at 08:03:08 AM] Krandall:
[Today at 08:03:55 AM] geo: I hump dogs
[Today at 08:04:19 AM] Magz:
[Today at 08:04:31 AM] geo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRJtIKgYF3I&feature=g-all-c
[Today at 08:04:34 AM] Magz: WTH is that?
[Today at 08:04:37 AM] geo: <---loves the cock
[Today at 08:04:42 AM] geo: U FILTERIN SOB PEELS
[Today at 08:04:44 AM] geo: da'fuk
[Today at 08:04:45 AM] geo: and da'fuq
[Today at 08:04:49 AM] Magz: :LMAO:
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[Today at 08:04:42 AM] geo: U FILTERIN SOB PEELS
[Today at 08:04:44 AM] geo: da'fuk
[Today at 08:04:45 AM] geo: and da'fuq
[Today at 08:04:49 AM] Magz: :LMAO:
[Today at 08:05:09 AM] Krandall: <---loves the cock
[Today at 08:05:12 AM] Krandall: I hump dogs
[Today at 08:05:15 AM] Krandall: fuk
[Today at 08:05:19 AM] Krandall: fuk fuk fuk
[Today at 08:05:22 AM] Krandall: remove that shit right now
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so many LOLs for meh
[Today at 08:06:17 AM] Krandall: i will murder you in your sleep
[Today at 08:06:35 AM] Krandall: and THEN
[Today at 08:06:54 AM] Krandall: I get home late friday night.. I come home to tin foil on the counter..... with a note from the neighbors
[Today at 08:06:59 AM] Krandall: (they have a key to meh place)
[Today at 08:07:00 AM] Krandall: https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-F1okL_WybRs/UDqRhjtvT-I/AAAAAAAAFe0/yjqw9irN0g4/s615/IMAG0537.jpg
[Today at 08:07:07 AM] Krandall: I tried a bite right away
[Today at 08:07:07 AM] geo: u sneak into peels room while hes sleepin and hell be like <---loves the cock
[Today at 08:07:09 AM] Krandall: then I thought about it...
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[Today at 04:43:28 PM] del ban Krandall: I'm sleepin under the same roof as peelz and geo
[Today at 04:43:38 PM] del ban Krandall: bet your ass I'll be sleepin w/ one eye open
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[Today at 05:55:27 PM] PeelsSE2: if spelling got you laid, I wouldnt be so depressed all the time
[Today at 05:55:40 PM] PeelsSE2: plz tell my wife this
:rofl:
Holy hell :rofl:
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"Growing old is no more than a bad habit a busy man has no time to form." -Andre Maurois
Maurois was the pseudonym of Emile Salomon Wilhelm Herzog, an early 20th-century French author. This quote is from his book An Art of Living, which is broken down into chapters on specific facets of life (this line is from "The Art of Growing Old"). "Old age is far more than white hair, wrinkles, the feeling that it is too late and the game finished, that the stage belongs to the rising generations," wrote Maurois. "The true evil is not the weakening of the body, but the indifference of the soul. Upon crossing the shadow line, it is more the desire to act than the power to do so that is lost. Is it possible, after 50 years of experiences and disappointments, to retain the ardent curiosity of youth, the desire to know and understand, the power to love wholeheartedly, the certainty that beauty, intelligence and kindness unite naturally, and to preserve faith in the efficacy of reason?"
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[Today at 10:04:25 AM] del ban geo: What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
[Today at 10:04:46 AM] del ban geo: pizzas dont scream went they're put into the oven
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"A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends." -Baltasar Gracian
Gracian was a Catholic philosopher, a 17th-century Jesuit known mostly for his book The Art of Worldly Wisdom, a collection of hundreds of maxims on human relationships. The above line, which appears under the heading "Make use of your Enemies," continues: "You should learn to seize things not by the blade, which cuts, but by the handle, which saves you from harm: especially is this the rule with the doings of your enemies... Their ill-will often levels mountains of difficulties which one would otherwise not face. Many have had their greatness made for them by their enemies."
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[Today at 11:05:07 AM] G.G.: my mushroom tip is like a radar tower
[Today at 11:05:10 AM] PeelsSE2: now thats workin it out!
[Today at 11:05:21 AM] Krandall: ERMAHGERD. I almost spit water out all over
[Today at 11:05:23 AM] Sierra: clear up my sinuses - kill 2 birds with one stone
[Today at 11:05:26 AM] PeelsSE2: even peels has yet to traverse that path!
[Today at 11:05:27 AM] Krandall: few dribbles down teh shirt
[Today at 11:05:28 AM] Krandall: :rofl:
[Today at 11:05:42 AM] Krandall: that's not clearin your sinuses bitch!! you gotta blow your nose after :rofl:
[Today at 11:05:55 AM] Magz: its nose wash..........
[Today at 11:06:01 AM] Sierra: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
[Today at 11:06:01 AM] PeelsSE2: yessir we have reached a whole new higher eschelon of off colorness
[Today at 11:06:11 AM] PeelsSE2: ERMAHGERD randy
[Today at 11:06:23 AM] PeelsSE2: happened to the mrs. once
[Today at 11:06:31 AM] PeelsSE2: thought she was gettin a cold the next morning
[Today at 11:06:37 AM] PeelsSE2: aaaaa----chooooo!
[Today at 11:06:38 AM] Krandall: dafuk
[Today at 11:06:44 AM] Krandall: she had semen in her NOSE?!!!!!!!!!!!
[Today at 11:06:48 AM] Magz: ^ thats what im saying
[Today at 11:06:50 AM] Sierra: ERMAHGERD please say no
[Today at 11:06:52 AM] Krandall: PEELZ COME ON.. SHE HAS SOME DIGNITY BITCH!!
[Today at 11:06:52 AM] Magz: dafuk
[Today at 11:06:59 AM] PeelsSE2: wtf!
[Today at 11:07:03 AM] PeelsSE2: dignity
[Today at 11:07:06 AM] Magz: randy she married peels.
[Today at 11:07:09 AM] PeelsSE2: MY ROSY RED ASS
[Today at 11:07:15 AM] Krandall: you don't BUST YOUR NUTZ IN YO WIFES NOSTRILLZZZ :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
[Today at 11:07:16 AM] G.G.: gotta brick in muh britches
[Today at 11:07:20 AM] PeelsSE2: didnt lol
[Today at 11:07:26 AM] Sierra: thank GERD!@
[Today at 11:07:28 AM] PeelsSE2: musta took a breath at the magic moment
[Today at 11:07:31 AM] PeelsSE2: :rofl:
[Today at 11:07:39 AM] Magz: WTF?
[Today at 11:07:40 AM] Krandall: OMFG :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
[Today at 11:07:43 AM] G.G.: SEMEN SNIFFER
[Today at 11:07:51 AM] Krandall: QOTMFD
[Today at 11:07:55 AM] Sierra: that poor woman
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"This low man seeks a little thing to do, sees and does it; this high man, with a great thing to pursue, dies ere he knows it." -Robert Browning
This line is from Browning's poem "A Grammarian's Funeral," an elegy for a fictional scholar that deals with the conflict between accumulating knowledge and having experiences. "Yea, this in him was the peculiar grace/ That before living he'd learn how to live," the grammarian's students sing. It seems to come off as backhanded praise, but at other points in the poem, the grammarian comes off as a strong-willed idealist who takes the long view ("What's time? Leave Now for dogs and apes!/ Man has Forever.").
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Eric: calm the hell down i aint going to no disneyland
Sierra: yes you are bitch
Eric: probably like $100 tickets
me: LOLOLOLOL
Sierra: well yeah
Eric: they rape you on 1 days
Sierra: start saving your allowance lol
me: I think peelz said he got their sfor $35
George: WE AINT GOT NO FUKN JEW LAND HER EBITCH
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Eric: calm the hell down i is not going to no disneyland
Sierra: yes you are bitch
Eric: probably like $100 tickets
me: LOLOLOLOL
Sierra: well yeah
Eric: they rape you on 1 days
Sierra: start saving your allowance lol
me: I think peelz said he got their sfor $35
George: WE is not GOT NO FUKN JEW LAND HER EBITCH
you gotz ta get on ebay and bid on borrowin someones day pass to hit jew land for 35 :rofl:
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funnerz can take his jew train out here jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
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"Nothing great is done without great men." -Charles de Gaulle
"Only flair, intelligence and, above all, the latent eagerness to play a part which alone enables a man to develop ability and strength of character, can be of service," wrote the French general and statesman Charles de Gaulle, the man so influential in French politics that a movement (Gaullism) was named after him. "What is important," continues this quote from The Edge of the Sword, "is that the ambitious, more especially those who hold high rank, should be filed with the spirit of enthusiasm, and be obsessed by the necessity of finding in life an opportunity to leave their mark upon events; that, from the shore on which they live their uneventful lives, they should direct their eyes with longing to the stormy seas of history."
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"The world cannot live at the level of its great men." -James Frazer
James George Frazer was a Scottish anthropologist who studied mythologies across cultures. The Golden Bough, his most famous work, is the source of this quote. The book was very progressive for 1890; it examined religion as as a product of culture rather than a matter of divinity. The work caused an uproar upon publication because it treated Christ and the symbols surrounding him right alongside pagan and other non-Christian belief systems. Perhaps the most famous allusion to The Golden Bough appeared in the footnotes of T.S. Eliot's The Waste Land, in which he referred to it as a work "which has influenced our generation profoundly."
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"It is not society's fault that most men seem to miss their vocation. Most men have no vocation." -George Santayana
The Life of Reason remains the most famous work of the Spanish-born American philosopher George Santayana, who split this five-volume work into broad sections that expressed his entire moral philosophy. This quote is from the section "Reason in Society." "The monotony we observe in mankind must not be charged to the oppressive influence of circumstances crushing the individual soul," wrote Santayana. For most men, "their only character is composed of the habits they have been led to acquire."
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"oppressive influence of circumstances crushing the individual soul,"
Really? Hmmm... I guess I don't put to much weight into statements like this from someone who exists within a working culture where 3 hour naps during the work day are fully acceptable :lol:
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"oppressive influence of circumstances crushing the individual soul,"
Really? Hmmm... I guess I don't put to much weight into statements like this from someone who exists within a working culture where 3 hour naps during the work day are fully acceptable :lol:
:rofl:
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:rofl:
That was what I used to do when working at menards, had a fort up in the overstock areas. Where we ekpt all the christmas stuff.. the huge rolls of fake snow. like sleeping on clouds.
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Today at 03:38:59 PM] Adam: GUSSETS AND LINEX FTW
[Today at 03:39:03 PM] Adam: SUCKS MY BALLS
[Today at 03:39:13 PM] Krandall: lol
[Today at 03:39:14 PM] Adam: THAT IS ALL
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"To be alive at all is to have scars." -John Steinbeck
This quote comes from Steinbeck's The Winter of our Discontent, the author's final novel, which addressed what Steinbeck saw as broad moral decline in America throughout the 1950s. At first, the novel was not as well received as Steinbeck's more famous works, but it has been increasingly regarded as more complex and incisve than reviewers immediately gave it credit for. "Strength and success -- they are above morality, above criticism," wrote Steinbeck. "It seems, then, that it is not what you do, but how you do it and what you call it."
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:facepalm: The guy was married three times, and married his second wife within thirty days of his divorce from his first!
Hardly what I call the moral high ground :lol:
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"Strength and success -- they are above morality, above criticism,"
dually noted :rofl:
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[Today at 11:45:08 AM] del ban phucker: yes randy... some day she may take me seriously. it sucks cause she is my best friend. so i may be permanantly stuck in the friend zone
[Today at 11:46:00 AM] del ban Colorado700R: put your dick on her forehead once or twice, friend zone shield shatters
[Today at 11:46:07 AM] del ban Colorado700R: just sayin
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:rofl:
also good vvvv :lol:
Today at 11:22:24 AM] del ban Colorado700R: glad youre getting back to dating
[Today at 11:22:48 AM] del ban Colorado700R: and not like peels...
[Today at 11:22:58 AM] del ban Colorado700R: he's like STD pokemon
[Today at 11:23:05 AM] del ban Colorado700R: gotta catch them all!
"I've gotta be, the very best, like noone ever was!!!! "
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"No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist." -Oscar Wilde
"The Decay Of Lying: An Observation" is an 1891 essay Wilde included in the book-length collection Intentions. The essay, presented as a dialogue between two characters, Cyril and Vivian, is the source of this quote, as well as several other quotes on art and life that illustrate Wilde's aestheticism. "Life imitates art far more than art imitates life," Vivian argues, a statement that summarizes the idea of anti-mimesis -- that art, in all its forms, is where people get the principles and sensibilities that cause them to perceive life as they do.
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"No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist." -Oscar Wilde
:thumbs: this is a good one.
I am not anywhere near an artist, and I rarely can see beyond the face value of things. Wish I could sometimes...
:)
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"No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist." -Oscar Wilde
:thumbs: this is a good one.
I am not anywhere near an artist, and I rarely can see beyond the face value of things. Wish I could sometimes...
:)
Don't under estimate your talents.....you're an artist with your tongue :raptorrally:
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"Man starts over again every day, in spite of all he knows, against all he knows." -Emil Cioran
Emil Cioran was a 20th-century Romanian philosopher, often regarded as an existentialist. His writing is deeply cynical, but without any lasting sense of dread or misery. Cioran seems to regard humanity as a blundering wreck without actually deriving any hopelessness from that observation. "Society is not a disease; it is a disaster. What a stupid miracle that one can live in it," he writes in A Short History of Decay, from which this quote comes. But "so long as man is protected by madness, he functions and flourishes."
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"Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life." -Lord Byron
George Gordon Byron is probably best known for "Don Juan," the satire that portrays the legendary Don Juan as someone who is instead repeatedly manipulated and seduced by women. Described by Lady Caroline Lamb, with whom he had an affair, as "mad, bad and dangerous to know," Byron shared some real-life similarities with the fictional womanizer. His personal life was so tempestuous that he eventually went into self-imposed exile from England to adventure through the rest of Europe, where he had more affairs with various noblewomen and fought in the Greek War of Independence, before his death in 1824.
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Funyun: pringles delicious.. even the plain originals they so salty
Funyun: once i get like 1/2 through or whatever i just shake the shit out of it crunch them bitches up real small
then drink that shit and swallow them whole
:rofl: genius
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Funyun: pringles delicious.. even the plain originals they so salty
Funyun: once i get like 1/2 through or whatever i just shake the shit out of it crunch them bitches up real small
then drink that shit and swallow them whole
:rofl: genius
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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"Whenever men are not obliged to fight from necessity, they fight from ambition." -Niccolo Machiavelli
This quote is from Machiavelli's Discourses on Livy, a book of political philosophy whose conclusions are much less Machiavellian than those endorsed in his more famous The Prince. "Nature has so created men that they are able to desire everything but are not able to attain everything," Machiavelli writes in Discourses. "The desire being always greater than the acquisition, their results discontent with the possession and little satisfaction... as men desire, some to have more, some in fear of losing their acquisition, there ensues enmity and war."
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"This is what you shall do: Love the earth and sun and the animals, despise riches, give alms to everyone that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants." -Walt Whitman
This quote is part of a litany that appears in the preface to Whitman's 1855 magnum opus Leaves of Grass. "All beauty comes from beautiful blood and a beautiful brain. If the greatnesses are in conjunction in a man or woman, it is enough," he writes.
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no idea what he's talking about.... :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
[Today at 12:11:58 PM] PeelsSE2: MD pullin out was the final straw though
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no idea what he's talking about.... :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
[Today at 12:11:58 PM] PeelsSE2: MD pullin out was the final straw though
not sure what to tell ya....I felt cheap :confused:
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"A man's got to keep company a long time, and come early and stay late and sit close, before he can get a girl or a job worth having." -George Horace Lorimer
Lorimer was a well-known American magazine editor. He took over The Saturday Evening Post, which at the time sold about 2,000 copies a year, in 1899, and by the time he retired from that position in 1936, he had grown that number to three million. Lorimer also published several books, including Letters from a Self-Made Merchant to His Son, from which this quote comes. "You'll read a good deal about 'love at first sight' in novels, and there may be something in it for all I know; but I'm dead certain there's no such thing as love at first sight in business," wrote Lorimer. "There's nothing comes without calling in this world, and after you've called you've generally got to go and fetch it yourself."
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"I have known a vast quantity of nonsense talked about bad men not looking you in the face. Don't trust that conventional idea. Dishonesty will stare honesty out of countenance, any day in the week, if there is anything to be got by it."
-Charles Dickens
Dickens is of course one of the most well-known authors of all time, and one of the few who remains as famous today as he was in his era. Less remembered today is the fact that Dickens was a legitimately influential social critic, whose Oliver Twist was nearly scandalous in its day for its frank depiction of poverty.
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[Today at 12:47:21 PM] del ban Hefe: who here hasn't drank their own pee?
bombshell of an admission...though not TOTALLY surprised by it. :thumbs: :rofl:
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the REALLY surprising part...
someone on this forum used the word "THEIR" properly
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when consoling a Grammar Nazi, pat them on the back while wispering in their ear "the'ye, there, their"..................... :nod:
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^ :lol:
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"The destiny of all men is not to sit in the rubble of their own making but to reach out for an ultimate perfection which is to be had... If you want to prove that GERD is not dead, first prove that man is alive." -Rod Serling
Before Rod Serling became a famous screenwriter and television personality in the 1960s, he had already lived a remarkable life. He'd enlisted in World War II straight out of high school, where he had tried his hand at boxing (during basic training, he won 17 of his 18 bouts). Serling's regiment saw heavy fighting, and he was wounded in combat; he was later awarded the Purple Heart and Bronze Star. By the time Vietnam rolled around, Serling was vocal in his opposition to that conflict, which is one of the themes of the speech from which this quote comes (given at Moorpark College, December 3, 1968).
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Randy got filter fuked! :clap:
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"Men do not escape from life because life is dull, but life escapes from men because men are little." -Thomas Wolfe
This line is from Wolfe's most famous book, Look Homeward, Angel, a mostly autobiographical coming-of-age story. "Eugene was no rebel. He had no greater need for rebellion than have most Americans, which is none at all. He did not want to reform the world, or to make it a better place to live in: his whole conviction was that the world was full of pleasant places, enchanted places, if he could only go and find them. ...He felt that the passions of the play were greater than the actors. It seemed to him that he had never had a great moment of living in which he had measured up to its fulness."
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"Men don't want anything they get too easy. But on the other hand, men lose interest quickly." -Tennessee Williams
This quote is spoken by Blanche DuBois in A Streetcar Named Desire, Tennessee Williams' most famous play (for which he won the Pulitzer Prize in 1948). The original performance was a constellation of talent: On top of Williams' writing credit, the play was directed by Elia Kazan, one of the most influential directors on Broadway, and starred Jessica Tandy and a 24-year-old Marlon Brando, who had driven to Williams' house to audition for the part and also performed some home repairs. The play would help launch both their careers; Tandy won a Tony award, and Brando was nominated for Best Actor for the film version of the play. The opening-night production of Streetcar was met with half an hour of sustained applause.
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"My daddy always told me to just do the best you knew how and tell the truth. He said there was nothin to set a man's mind at ease like wakin up in the morning and not havin to decide who you were." -Cormac McCarthy
This quote is written in Cormac McCarthy's traditional style, eschewing most punctuation and using spelling that reflects the spoken style of the character (of punctuation, the writer has famously expressed his reluctance to "blot the page with weird little marks"). The above quote, from >i>No Country For Old Men, (spoken by Sheriff Ed Tom Bell) continues: "And if you done something wrong just stand up and say you done it and say you're sorry and get on with it. Dont haul stuff around with you. I guess all that sounds pretty simple today. Even to me. ...I think the truth is always simple. It has pretty much got to be. It needs to be simple enough for a child to understand. Otherwise it'd be too late. By the time you figured it out it would be too late."
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"Be reverent before the dawning day. Do not think of what will be in a year, or in ten years. Think of to-day." -Romain Rolland
Romain Rolland was a French novelist and dramatist and is most famous for Jean-Christophe, the ten-book bildungsroman from which this quote comes. "Leave your theories," the quote continues, "All theories, you see, even those of virtue, are bad, foolish, mischievous. Do not abuse life. Live in to-day. Be reverent towards each day. Love it, respect it, do not sully it, do not hinder it from coming to flower. Love it even when it is gray and sad like to-day. Do not be anxious. See. It is winter now. Everything is asleep. The good earth will awake again. You have only to be good and patient like the earth. Be reverent. Wait. If you are good, all will go well. If you are not, if you are weak, if you do not succeed, well, you must be happy in that. No doubt it is the best you can do. So, then, why will? Why be angry because of what you cannot do? We all have to do what we can."
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[Today at 12:13:23 PM] del ban MagzSE2: mine are tiny too.
anyone else not surprised? :rofl:
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"Be reverent before the dawning day. Do not think of what will be in a year, or in ten years. Think of to-day." -Romain Rolland
Romain Rolland was a French novelist and dramatist and is most famous for Jean-Christophe, the ten-book bildungsroman from which this quote comes. "Leave your theories," the quote continues, "All theories, you see, even those of virtue, are bad, foolish, mischievous. Do not abuse life. Live in to-day. Be reverent towards each day. Love it, respect it, do not sully it, do not hinder it from coming to flower. Love it even when it is gray and sad like to-day. Do not be anxious. See. It is winter now. Everything is asleep. The good earth will awake again. You have only to be good and patient like the earth. Be reverent. Wait. If you are good, all will go well. If you are not, if you are weak, if you do not succeed, well, you must be happy in that. No doubt it is the best you can do. So, then, why will? Why be angry because of what you cannot do? We all have to do what we can."
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[Today at 04:05:15 PM] del ban PeelsBoat: i prefer the white caulk...less stretching
:confused:
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Great liars are also great magicians.
-Adolf Hitler
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"A man of action forced into a state of thought is unhappy until he can get out of it." - John Galsworthy
British-born novelist John Galsworthy is best remembered for his massive generational trilogy The Forsyte Saga, which has been adapted for movies and television a handful of times between 1920 and 2002. He was awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1932 and just in time -- he died not long after the announcement.
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"A truly great man can do anything. Only little men refuse." -Albert Schweitzer
A Nobel Prize-winning theologian and missionary, Schweitzer was known for his humanitarian work in Gabon (then French Equatorial Africa), where in 1913 he established a hospital that started as a two-room hut. The philosopher felt that his more important legacy was his tenet of "Reverence for Life," a phrase that occurred to Schweitzer as he traveled in Africa. Previous philosophies, Schweitzer argued, examined only man's relationship to man. "In reality, however, the question is what is his attitude to the world and all life that comes within his reach. A man is ethical only when life, as such, is sacred to him, and that of plants and animals as that of his fellow men, and when he devotes himself helpfully to all life that is in need of help. Only the universal ethic of the feeling of responsibility in an ever-widening sphere for all that lives-only that ethic can be founded in thought."
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"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it." -Henny Youngman
Henny Youngman was one of the most popular comedians in America for over sixty years. His career stretched from the late 1930s until his death in 1998; he worked all venues, of all sizes, tirelessly performing his rapid-fire routine. Dubbed "The King of One-Liners," Youngman perfected moving from setup to punch line within seconds in an era when jokes were almost exclusively much more drawn-out. ("My wife told me the car wasn't running well. There was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, and she told me it was in the lake.")
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"An optimist is a guy that has never had much experience." -Don Marquis
Marquis (pronounced mark'wis) was an American writer and humorist best known for two characters: Archy, a cockroach, and Mehitabel, a cat who was his best buddy. Marquis wrote 35 books in his career and was a regular columnist and contributor to The New York Tribune, The Saturday Evening Post, The New Yorker, and a number of other major rags of the day.
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"He's a gentleman: Look at his boots." -George Bernard Shaw
Pygmalion, from which this line originates, is one of Shaw's best-known plays. It centers on all the minor status symbols that define class. This line, in particular, is used to describe Henry Higgins, who describes his calling as a note taker: "Simply phonetics. The science of speech. That's my profession, also my hobby. Happy is the man who can make a living by his hobby!"
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"In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is: Hit the line hard; don't foul and don't shirk, but hit the line hard." -Theodore Roosevelt
Roosevelt is among the greatest of US Presidents because he was an unflinching man of action.
At 42 he was the youngest president in the nation's history, thrown into the job when McKinley was assassinated. Instead of buckling under the pressure, he took the oath without a bible and remains the only president to do so. The first Jewish cabinet member served under him; the first black man to dine at the White House dined with him; he was the first American to win a Nobel Prize.
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Show me another "Sec. of the Navy" that leads his troops into combat....
BULLY!
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"Kill the other guy before he kills you." -Jack Dempsey
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"Have you ever met a man without wondering what shining sorrows he hides from the world, what contrast between vision and accomplishment torments him?" -Christopher Morley
In the American essayist's 1919 novel The Haunted Bookshop, he reflected on the torment of dreams not accomplished. He continued: "Behind every smiling mask is there not some cryptic grimace of pain?" The mind, he writes, "is a victim of its own ill-adjustment, of disease, of age, of external suggestion, of nature's compulsions; it doubts its own sensations and trusts only in instruments and averages. After sixty years or so of growing astonishment the mind wakes to find itself looking blankly into the void of death." Morley wrote over 100 novels and other works.
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[Today at 10:26:43 AM] del ban Colorado700R: they trimmed my bush...it was a three man job for sure
[Today at 10:30:40 AM] del ban Krandall: I wouldn't let a mexican touch my bush
[Today at 10:31:44 AM] del ban MagzSE2: damm you must have a hairy bush
[Today at 10:32:23 AM] del ban MagzSE2: maybe lady is using aarons account.......
[Today at 10:32:31 AM] del ban MagzSE2: i bet her bush takes 3 mexicans to conquer
:rofl:
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"If men do not keep on speaking terms with children, they cease to be men and become merely machines for eating and for earning money." -John Updike
John Updike's considerable literary output -- over 80 books in his long career -- ranged from essays and art criticism to the fiction for which he is best known. This line is from an early collection of his nonfiction (Assorted Prose). Years later, Updike looked back on the child-rearing period of his life as though it had happened to someone else. "The whole experience of raising small children, for example, is quite far behind me," he said in an interview, "and I read with amazement that evidently I once knew all about it."
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"All men would be tyrants if they could." -Daniel Defoe
The prolific author of Robinson Crusoe, Moll Flanders and numerous pamphlets is sometimes credited as both the founder of the English novel and as one of history's first economic journalists.
Those politically charged pamphlets earned him a stint locked in a pillory, but according to legend, he was beloved by the public so they didn't pelt him with rotting fruit and insults. Instead, they offered him flowers, and promises to have a drink in his name.
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"One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government." -Donald Trump
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"The one certain way for a woman to hold a man is to leave him for religion." -Muriel Spark
Spark, who died in 2006, was a prolific Scottish novelist who is best known for her 1961 novel The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, considered by Time Magazine to be among the best English-language novels of the 20th century, thanks in part to the narrative technique known as prolepsis, or flash-forward -- the opposite of flashback, in which the reader is given hints about certain events well before they actually occur.
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"Every failure is a step to success." -William Whewell
19th century scientist, polymath and theologian Whewell was an anomaly of his era. As his colleagues in various fields became highly specialized, he chose to dally in everything from poetry to astronomy.
He is best known as a historian of science. His two books on the subject attempt to trace the path of scientific discovery from the ancient Greeks through the 19th century.
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"Don't worry about the future. Or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum." -Mary Schmich
Chicago Tribune columnist Mary Schmich's essay "Advice, Like Youth, Probably Just Wasted on the Young" appeared in the Chicago paper in June of 1997 and was meant as a kind of open commencement speech for school graduates. A hoax spread on the web falsely claimed that the essay was writer Kurt Vonnegut's planned commencement speech for MIT.
In 1999, the piece was set to music by movie director Baz Luhrmann and titled "Baz Luhrmann Presents: Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen): The Sunscreen Song (Class of '99)."
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[Today at 09:31:32 AM] del ban Cammy: I like the shaft
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no surprises.
:lol:
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Damnit, I guess the cats outta the bag.
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Damnit, I guess the cats outta the bag.
and in your pants :thumbs:
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"Any man who lets a woman pick what he should wear... you gotta draw the line somewhere as a man." -Tom Brady
So declares New England Patriots quarterback, three-time Super Bowl champion and overall stylish man Tom Brady. Married to Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen, the NFL all-star wouldn't be the worst guy to be giving out fashion advice: he wears custom-made Tom Ford suits and has, like his wife, been photographed by some of fashion's most sought-after photographers.
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dafuq
[Today at 03:29:26 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: tugged on some winkies
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"There is no happiness without forgetfulness. I have never known a real man of action to be unhappy during action." -Andre Maurois
This quote is from The Art of Living, in which the French author Maurois wrote that part of the search for happiness relies on being able to forget oneself (something a man of action will never do in idle contemplation). "One of the most serious obstacles to happiness is the awkwardness of modern man, with his mind full of doctrines and abstract formulas, when he attempts to re-establish contact with real emotions," Maurois argued. "Animals and unsophisticated people achieve happiness more naturally, because their desires are simpler and truer. Civilized man, a parrot enslaved by his chattering, ceaselessly inoculates himself with loves and hatreds which he does not actually feel."
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[Today at 04:26:09 PM] PeelsSE2: id have shitty pants, and thered be a half dead little girl
Sometimes it's best to NOT ask questions.............................................................
:wtf:
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[Today at 04:26:09 PM] PeelsSE2: id have shitty pants, and thered be a half dead little girl
Sometimes it's best to NOT ask questions.............................................................
:wtf:
dont ask dont tell :rofl:
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"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars." -J. Paul Getty
The great American oil baron was among the first billionaires in history, but he didn't make the bulk of his fortune until 1949, when he was 58. That's when he paid Saudi Arabia $9.5 million and $1 million a year for the next 60 years to own a piece of barren land at the border of Saudi Arabia and Kuwait. Getty was banking on there being oil underneath, even though none had ever been discovered.
In 1953, he finally struck oil. From then on, until his death in 1976, his land produced 16 million barrels of oil a year - a good reason why Getty died the richest man in the world.
O
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[Today at 03:19:17 PM] Red Baron: id be surprised if you didnt in CA
[Today at 03:19:23 PM] Red Baron: they like nazis out there
[Today at 03:19:37 PM] Red Baron: is that a dent in your exhaust pipe?
[Today at 03:19:43 PM] Red Baron: illegal modifcation
[Today at 03:20:02 PM] Red Baron: is that a C-Word hair on window sir
[Today at 03:20:08 PM] Red Baron: thats blocking your view
[Today at 03:20:12 PM] Red Baron: illegal modification
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Like IL is any better!
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"The secret of success is to do the common things uncommonly well." -John D. Rockefeller
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"The secret of success is to do the common things uncommonly well." -John D. Rockefeller
thats a good one there... :thumbs:
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[Today at 09:09:45 AM] del ban Adam: k, need ur pp too
dont we all....? :thumbs:
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"Do what thy manhood bids thee do, from none but self expect applause." -Richard Francis Burton
The 19th-century British adventurer, writer and military man is best known for his extensive travels through Asia and Africa. According to Burton's autobiographical writing, his career began after he attended Oxford, where his studies went miserably and where he spent most of his time boxing, fencing and goofing off until "at last the Afghan war broke out." The young Burton, "having thoroughly established the fact that I was fit for nothing but to be shot at for sixpence a day," enlisted in the army and never looked back.
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"When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth." -George Bernard Shaw
This goes with the quote also saying "There's more truth told in jest". One I believe in for the most part. :)
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"The important thing to know about an assassination... is not who fired the shot, but who paid for the bullet." -Eric Ambler
One of the great English spy novelists of the 20th century, Eric Ambler was also a decorated soldier in World War II and an accomplished Hollywood screenwriter.
Along with A Coffin for Dimitrios, Ambler's more famous works include Uncommon Danger and Journey Into Fear, novels that showcase his political savvy and penchant for throwing ordinary characters into complex situations and letting them find their way out.
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[Today at 02:05:53 PM] del ban Geo: thats what happens when im doggystylin peels
:rofl:
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"A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's." -Jean Paul Richter
German Romanticism was characterized more by wit and satire than the literary facets of many other major European artistic movements, which were typically more serious in their subject matter and ornate in their prose. But like the others, it idealized past eras as both simpler than and superior to the present. The naturalistic tone of Bavarian author Jean Paul Richter's writing fits the period: "Lift thyself up, look around and see something higher and brighter than earth, earthworms and earthly darkness."
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"Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in." -Evan Davis
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Eric: dam holidays jewin me
:rofl:
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"One isn't born one's self. One is born with a mass of expectations, a mass of other people's ideas, and you have to work through it all." -V.S. Naipaul
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"One isn't born one's self. One is born with a mass of expectations, a mass of other people's ideas, and you have to work through it all." -V.S. Naipaul
Good one... :)
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"Great sex is great, but bad sex is like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich." -Billy Idol
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"Every man today is the result of his thoughts of yesterday." -Bruce Lee
Jeet Kune Do, the martial art developed by Bruce Lee, is a system, in Lee's words, of "expressing the human body," and is not regimented or inflexible like other styles, but instead spontaneous and guided by an overarching philosophy. The above quote comes from Lee's book on Jeet Kune Do, which also contains a section of aphorisms expressing the principles of the system. "The man who is really serious, with the urge to find out what truth is, has no style at all. He lives only in what is," wrote Lee.
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"Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius." -Arthur Conan Doyle
The prolific Scottish author and creator of Sherlock Holmes, the ultimate detective, may never have gotten around to writing so many classic novels of the genre had he not failed miserably at another profession: medical doctor.
He opened a practice in Vienna as an ophthalmologist in 1890, the year his second Sherlock Holmes novel was published. Thankfully for the world of fiction, Doyle claimed in his autobiography that he never had a single patient -- leaving him plenty of time to write.
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"Every man who has suffered misfortunes prefers to be himself, even with his misfortunes, rather than to be someone else without them." -Miguel de Unamuno
Spanish writer de Unamuno explains in Tragic Sense of Life that the true essence of something is illustrated by its struggle to persist as what it is. "To be a man is to be something concrete, unitary, and substantive; it is to be a thing," he writes, stressing that humanity is a universal and inherent part of a man's identity. "This means that your essence, reader, mine, that of the man Spinoza, that of the man Butler, of the man Kant, and of every man who is a man, is nothing but the endeavour, the effort, which he makes to continue to be a man, not to die."
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Eric: got 5 hours of cardio
George: who u think u r, randy?
Eric: but wait
i got a story
listen in reaaaaal close
me: LOLOLOLOLOL
funnerz
get close
Eric Gold has left.
me: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
BEST STORY EVA
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nice!
"always like to keep my audience riveted" :rofl:
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"Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible."
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"Technology... the knack of so arranging the world that we need not experience it." -Max Frisch
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"By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong." -Charles Wadsworth
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"Once you're dead, you're made for life." -Jimi Hendrix
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Silence is the safest policy for the man who distrusts himself."" -La Rochefoucauld
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Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the 13th or 14th." -George Burns
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"Today we were unlucky. But remember we have only to be lucky once. You will have to be lucky always." -Statement by the IRA, October 1984
On October 12, 1984, at 6 minutes before 3:00 AM, a bomb planted by members of the Provisional Irish Republican Army exploded inside a room at the Grand Hotel in Brighton, England. It had been placed there three weeks earlier in anticipation of the arrival of Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher and members of her Conservative party. Although Thatcher was the primary target, she escaped unharmed. Dozens of others were not so lucky, including five who died.
In the wake of the bombing, the IRA issued a statement that included the quote above.
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[Today at 10:47:02 AM] del ban Troy: niggaz be thinkin stereotypes is cd player or mp3 player
take a bow sir. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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"The world is what it is; men who are nothing, who allow themselves to become nothing, have no place in it."" -V.S. Naipaul
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troy and krandall playing the racist one upper game.....
[Today at 12:15:59 PM] del ban Krandall: Popcorn chicken was invented to keep #blackpeople quiet in movie theaters.
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[Today at 01:40:04 PM] del ban * Mad Dog has big man crush on peels, but despite our similar views on society and religion soccer would always ruin it
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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OK if we are playing that game, what is the first thing a black man does after sex? Usually 10 to 15.
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OK if we are playing that game, what is the first thing a black man does after sex? Usually 10 to 15.
<looks around-laughs quietly> :rofl:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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"Press on, then, to the finish. Cast away vain hopes, and if you have any regard at all for self, see to your own security while still you may." -Marcus Aurelius
From the philosopher-emperor's Meditations, this summation is part of a long reflection on the mortality of man. After laying out the groundwork of his stoic philosophy, Aurelius concludes: "Even men who deny the gods or betray their country or perpetrate all manner of villainy behind locked doors have minds to guide them to the clear path of duty. Seeing, then, that all else is the common heritage of such types, the good man's only singularity lies in his approving welcome to every experience the looms of fate may weave for him."
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"It will always work against you to demoralize your employees in any way." -Donald Trump
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"It will always work against you to demoralize your employees in any way." -Donald Trump
For some reason, my bosses can't seem to grasp that concept...they think that keeping us on edge by letting us know that we are replaceable all of the time will make us better workers. It's sad to see how little management knows about managing sometimes...
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great quote...but it's coming from a colossal assbag :lol:
looking at his camel hair wig is demoralizing enough lol
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"Character is like a tree and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing." -Abraham Lincoln
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"What a woman most admires in a man is distinction among men. What a man most admires in a woman is devotion to himself." -Ambrose Bierce
Bierce is perhaps most remembered for The Devil's Dictionary, a witty series of faux definitions that got its start in a weekly newspaper. This line is from "Epigrams of a Cynic," which appears in the 1912 book A Cynic Looks at Life .
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"People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. " -Edmund Burke
The Irish-born English statesman and politician is today considered the father of conservatism, despite the term not being in existence in his time. During the uproar in the American colonies over the tea duty, Burke made impassioned speeches defending the colonies' rebellion and urging the Crown to repeal the tax, arguing with foresight, "If [English] sovereignty and their freedom, cannot be reconciled, which will they take?"
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"Love and let go" is an airy-fairy statement but it's a deep concept when you realize that people come and go and this is a mortal existence." -Juliette Lewis
Actress Juliette Lewis has appeared in over 40 feature-length films since she first began acting in 1987 as a 14-year-old. She received her only Oscar nomination, a Best Supporting Actress nod, for her role in 1991's Cape Fear. Now in her mid-30s, she continues to act but has for the last few years been fronting Juliette and the Licks, a post-punk band in which Lewis is lead singer.
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"An intelligent woman is a woman with whom one can be as stupid as one wants." -Paul Valery
Valery, part of the French Symbolist movement of the early 20th century, published in a variety of genres and disciplines, but his intellectual diary, known as the Cahiers (Notebooks), is arguably his most distinctive achievement. Valery spent the first couple hours of every morning writing in the Cahiers, attempting to quantify mental function in mathematical terms and to find a unifying "theory of consciousness" similar to the contemporary breakthroughs in physics, mathematics and biology.
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"Laugh and the world laughs with you; snore and you sleep alone." -Anthony Burgess
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"Mgoyfdat iijf Dr hhnc fkhggfj kiggf"
-Helen Keller
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"Mgoyfdat iijf Dr hhnc fkhggfj kiggf"
-Helen Keller
thats just indecent. :rofl:
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"Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness." -Bertrand Russell
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Today at 03:32:30 PM] PeelsSE2: choose race: white, and everything else that doesnt count
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:rofl:
swooped!
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:rofl:
swooped!
:thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:
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"The greatest efforts of the race have always been traceable to the love of praise, as its greatest catastrophes to the love of pleasure." -John Ruskin
John Ruskin is among one of the most important names in art criticism. From his publication of Modern Painters in 1843 till his death in 1900, Ruskin was so influential that his writing often affected the course of the very art he was critiquing.
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"How you perceive directions depends on the kind of setting you live in."
A study published in The Journal of Environmental Psychology researched how people understand spatial navigation. Researchers recruited participants from the Netherlands and from the American Midwest, and asked both to provide directions within a fictional neighborhood. Americans were much more likely to rely on street names or cardinal directions, while the Dutch participants relied on landmarks and left or right turns. This is consistent with the cultures that the participants hailed from, given the irregular layout of European cities compared with the more regular layouts of Midwest cities.
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"Imma just gonna eat my sammich while I takez a shit...."
Momma Kass, Elvis, Preddy08
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"How you perceive directions depends on the kind of setting you live in."
A study published in The Journal of Environmental Psychology researched how people understand spatial navigation. Researchers recruited participants from the Netherlands and from the American Midwest, and asked both to provide directions within a fictional neighborhood. Americans were much more likely to rely on street names or cardinal directions, while the Dutch participants relied on landmarks and left or right turns. This is consistent with the cultures that the participants hailed from, given the irregular layout of European cities compared with the more regular layouts of Midwest cities.
hmm interesting
I grew up in cookie cutter suburbia.... where every house and street was the same layout... I could get around in that environment fine...but had trouble for awhile out in the country, and these old unplanned towns.
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Its funny, look at the road ways for Minneapolis vs St Paul.
You can tell drunk irishmen founded St paul. roads don't make ANY sense unles you drive down here often :lol:
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"best prank eva!"
~Mayans
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"Imma just gonna eat my sammich while I takez a shit...."
Momma Kass, Elvis, Preddy08
LOL :thumbs:
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"FERK all you child cock suckers, I'm out"
~Pope Benidict IX
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"FERK all you child cock suckers, I'm out"
~Pope Benidict IX
working on electing a new child molester as we speak I saw.... :thumbs:
go catholicism!
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"I'll beat the men at their own game! I won't take a map or ask for directions"
Amelia Arehart
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"I'll beat the men at their own game! I won't take a map or ask for directions"
Amelia Arehart
Fuuuk that. We always get where we are going. How's the water Amelia?
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"Lightning war my dick, let's charge!"
Polish Horse Calvary 1938
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"stop humping the Arc of the Coveninent Aaron!"
~Moses
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"I'll beat the men at their own game! I won't take a map or ask for directions"
Amelia Arehart
Fuuuk that. We always get where we are going. How's the water Amelia?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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"YOLO? Bitch please..."
Jesus
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"YOLO? Bitch please..."
Jesus
:rofl: :thumbs:
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cripes. HELL BOUND, AARON .
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"Call no man happy until he dies; he is at best but fortunate. " -Herodotus
This particular occurrence of an old maxim comes from Herodotus's Histories, in which the ancient Greek historian writes about a semi-mythical episode involving Solon, the Athenian lawmaker, and Croesus, the wealthy and powerful king of Lydia. In a discussion about the nature of happiness, Solon emphasizes the fickleness of fate, arguing that no man yet alive, even Croesus, can be conclusively happy while he remains susceptible to tragedy. "Man," he says, "is altogether a creature of accident."
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"Is what day say bout your people twroo?". /click/ "oh its twroo! It's twroo! Its twroo!"
Randy Orvis @ St. Paul truck stop
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15 shnitzengruben is his limit! He is not from Havana!
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hey
psst
guess what guys
:sit:
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"I can't believe I have such a pussy for a Limo driver!"
Princess Di
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"You can have the greatest clothes in the world, but if you have cereal in your teeth and a bad haircut, you won't do the clothes justice. " -Tommy Hilfiger
Founder of the fashion brand that bears his name, Tommy Hilfiger sold the company in 2006. That same year, Hilfiger is alleged to have tried to start a fight with Axl Rose in a Manhattan night club, a night that amounted to what Rose called "the most surreal thing that's ever happened to me." According to Rose, all he did to earn a few slugs from Hilfiger was to move his girlfriend's drink "so it wouldn't spill."
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[March 20, 2013, 02:39:28 PM] del ban Langford: hooked the battery up, added fuel...it fired right up. Purred like a kitten, perfect idle...I was shocked
[March 20, 2013, 02:44:29 PM] del ban denver dude: Nice
[March 20, 2013, 02:49:09 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: bad sign
[March 20, 2013, 02:49:20 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: that means it will blow when you least expect it LOL
[March 20, 2013, 02:49:36 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: mr positivity at your service!
[March 20, 2013, 02:54:00 PM] del ban Langford: thanks peels
[March 20, 2013, 02:54:09 PM] del ban Adam: love that, first try and it fires right up
[March 20, 2013, 02:54:27 PM] del ban Adam: after its been sitting in pieces forever
[March 20, 2013, 02:56:17 PM] del ban Adam: https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s480x480/293313_10151497913167208_1021524111_n.jpg
[March 20, 2013, 02:58:51 PM] del ban Langford: nice
[March 20, 2013, 03:10:03 PM] del ban Krandall:
[March 20, 2013, 04:27:31 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: cool ride
[March 20, 2013, 05:18:16 PM] del ban Langford: Peels, you are a jinxing mother phucker
[March 20, 2013, 06:18:31 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: Oh
[March 20, 2013, 06:18:36 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: Shit
[March 20, 2013, 06:18:57 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: I'm sorry
[March 20, 2013, 06:21:43 PM] del ban Langford: locked up solid
[March 20, 2013, 08:11:12 PM] del ban preddy08:
[March 20, 2013, 09:25:17 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: Lang....serious?
[March 20, 2013, 09:30:53 PM] del ban Langford: yep
[March 20, 2013, 11:37:38 PM] del ban Krandall: Peelz = asshole.
[Today at 09:20:42 AM] del ban Asshole.: happy birthday aaron
[Today at 09:20:46 AM] del ban Asshole.: jerkface
[Today at 09:20:56 AM] del ban Asshole.: <-best name evah
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[March 20, 2013, 02:39:28 PM] del ban Langford: hooked the battery up, added fuel...it fired right up. Purred like a kitten, perfect idle...I was shocked
[March 20, 2013, 02:44:29 PM] del ban denver dude: Nice
[March 20, 2013, 02:49:09 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: bad sign
[March 20, 2013, 02:49:20 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: that means it will blow when you least expect it LOL
[March 20, 2013, 02:49:36 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: mr positivity at your service!
[March 20, 2013, 02:54:00 PM] del ban Langford: thanks peels
[March 20, 2013, 02:54:09 PM] del ban Adam: love that, first try and it fires right up
[March 20, 2013, 02:54:27 PM] del ban Adam: after its been sitting in pieces forever
[March 20, 2013, 02:56:17 PM] del ban Adam: https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/s480x480/293313_10151497913167208_1021524111_n.jpg
[March 20, 2013, 02:58:51 PM] del ban Langford: nice
[March 20, 2013, 03:10:03 PM] del ban Krandall:
[March 20, 2013, 04:27:31 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: cool ride
[March 20, 2013, 05:18:16 PM] del ban Langford: Peels, you are a jinxing mother phucker
[March 20, 2013, 06:18:31 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: Oh
[March 20, 2013, 06:18:36 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: Shit
[March 20, 2013, 06:18:57 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: I'm sorry
[March 20, 2013, 06:21:43 PM] del ban Langford: locked up solid
[March 20, 2013, 08:11:12 PM] del ban preddy08:
[March 20, 2013, 09:25:17 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: Lang....serious?
[March 20, 2013, 09:30:53 PM] del ban Langford: yep
[March 20, 2013, 11:37:38 PM] del ban Krandall: Peelz = asshole.
[Today at 09:20:42 AM] del ban Asshole.: happy birthday aaron
[Today at 09:20:46 AM] del ban Asshole.: jerkface
[Today at 09:20:56 AM] del ban Asshole.: <-best name evah
shut up douchebag :bird:
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"When a woman is very, very bad, she is awful, but when a man is correspondingly good, he is weird." -Minna Antrim
The American author wrote collections of epigrams and tongue-in-cheek instructions on behavior in polite society including Don'ts for Girls: A Manual of Mistakes (1902) and Don'ts for Bachelors and Old Maids (1908). "Don't ask a woman to marry you," she wrote in the latter, "until you have done Three things -- become Acquainted with her family, seen her in a trying situation, and had your Life Insured."
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"When a site admin is very, very bad, he is a Nazi, but when a site admin is correspondingly good, he is a douchebag." -Minna Antrim/Raptorsource variant
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"When a site admin is very, very bad, he is a Nazi, but when a site admin is correspondingly good, he is a douchebag." -Minna Antrim/Raptorsource variant
GTFO SLUT!!!!!!!
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"When a site admin is very, very bad, he is a Nazi, but when a site admin is correspondingly good, he is a douchebag." -Minna Antrim/Raptorsource variant
GTFO SLUT!!!!!!!
Obviously, the "Asshole" is the love child of the Nazi and the Douchebag
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:dance: :woot:
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"When a site admin is very, very bad, he is a Nazi, but when a site admin is correspondingly good, he is a douchebag." -Minna Antrim/Raptorsource variant
GTFO SLUT!!!!!!!
Obviously, the "Asshole" is the love child of the Nazi and the Douchebag
we cant help who our parents are :mad:
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"Solitude is the profoundest fact of the human condition. Man is the only being who knows he is alone." -Octavio Paz
In the Mexican poet and diplomat's collection of essays about Mexican national identity The Labyrinth of Solitude (El Laberintino de Soledad), written in 1945, he stated that "Solitude... is not an exclusively Mexican characteristic." Paz continued: "All men, at some moment in their lives, feel themselves to be alone. And they are. To live is to be separated from what we were in order to approach what we are going to be in the mysterious future."
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[Today at 04:04:27 PM] del ban Mohammed: اذنى من الرنين
be afraid infidels!
:rofl:
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"Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it's not going to go away."
-Elvis Presley
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"Honest babe, it was immaculate..."
Mary, 9 month BC
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"Honest babe, it was immaculate..."
Mary, 9 month BC
:thumbs:
yeah, saying you got nailed by GERD is sooooo much easier than just telling your husband about your kawk on da side. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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"In your head, in your head,
Zombie, zombie, zombie,
Hey, hey, hey. What's in your head,
In your head,
Zombie, zombie, zombie?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, oh, oh, oh,
Oh, oh, oh, oh, hey, oh, ya, ya-a..."
Mary Magdalene ~ 72 Hours AD
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:rofl:
the zombie apocalypse already happened....
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"When the lights are out, all women are beautiful." -Murphy's Laws
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"Not being understood may be taken as a sign that there is much in one to understand." -Alain de Botton
This line is from Status Anxiety, Alain de Botton's examination of class consciousness. Throughout the book, de Botton describes various approaches to coexisting happily with other people. This particular quote summarizes one of the tenets of 19th-century bohemia, which idolizes "the legend of noble failure." "The bohemian poet must endure torture at the hands of the uncomprehending masses," de Botton writes. "It is because of his massive wings that the poet cannot walk."
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[Today at 04:26:00 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: hate that...grab for the remote...get a penis instead
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im telling ya... not gonna be changing channels with one of those!
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"Ohhhh, Shaft is on!"
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"The internet is so big, so powerful and pointless, that for some people it is a complete substitute for life." -Andrew Brown
British journalist Andrew Brown writes a weekly column for the Guardian; he is also a religious affairs correspondent and the editor of the paper's Belief section, known as "Comment is Free" or "Cif." His most recent book, Fishing In Utopia, was awarded the Orwell Prize, Britain's most prestigious literary award for political writing.
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"The internet is so big, so powerful and pointless, that for some people it is a complete substitute for life." -Andrew Brown
British journalist Andrew Brown writes a weekly column for the Guardian; he is also a religious affairs correspondent and the editor of the paper's Belief section, known as "Comment is Free" or "Cif." His most recent book, Fishing In Utopia, was awarded the Orwell Prize, Britain's most prestigious literary award for political writing.
cool.
guess where I read that?
the internet. :lol:
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:lol:
the place where everything you read is true.
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:lol:
the place where everything you read is true.
damn right!!!!
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" M-I-C.. K-E ..e.e..e....."
Annette Funicello
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" M-I-C.. K-E ..e.e..e....."
Annette Funicello
Y? because you died.
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[Today at 01:34:10 PM] PeelsSE2: dis cotton ain gon pick itself der boys
Jusy sayin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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welp...
slavery gets sh!t done!!!!
pyramids.....great wall of china, the US railroad....
not to mention the autobahn :lol:
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welp...
slavery gets sh!t done!!!!
pyramids.....great wall of china, the US railroad....
not to mention the autobahn :lol:
:thud:
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[Today at 08:28:04 AM] Langford: Figured out why my motor didn't want to work...must be because it was pc'ed BLACK.
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[Today at 08:28:04 AM] Langford: Figured out why my motor didn't want to work...must be because it was pc'ed BLACK.
put a cop behind it, It'll run like hell!
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[Today at 08:28:04 AM] Langford: Figured out why my motor didn't want to work...must be because it was pc'ed BLACK.
But a cop behind it, It'll run like hell!
I did wanna ask: "Lang, did you try hanging some watermelon in front of it?"
but I didnt, because i have better taste than that.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[Today at 08:28:04 AM] Langford: Figured out why my motor didn't want to work...must be because it was pc'ed BLACK.
But a cop behind it, It'll run like hell!
I did wanna ask: "Lang, did you try hanging some watermelon in front of it?"
but I didnt, because i have better taste than that.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:run: lololololololololol
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[Today at 03:46:07 PM] PeelsSE2: I said "dont want to look stuppid on the internet, dont put stupid picture of you on the internet
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DD's new nickname needs to be "race card whistleblower"
:rofl: :rofl:
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DD's new nickname needs to be "race card whistleblower"
:rofl: :rofl:
I am just jealous, nothing further.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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"Foreign aid is when the poor people of a rich country give money to the rich people of a poor country." -Michael Parenti
Michael Parenti is a controversial political scientist, media critic and historian who, in a career several decades long, has never shied away from exploring unpopular opinions. He has written critically of sacred figures including Mother Theresa, Slobodan Milosevic and Pope John Paul II, and has also deconstructed the hypocrisy behind popular movements such as "Free Tibet."
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Ill help you out Denver Dood
[Today at 04:15:15 PM] del ban brettjsand2000: lang has had a long streak of bad luck
[Today at 04:15:25 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: black people shouldnt ride atv's
:thumbs:
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Ill help you out Denver Dood
[Today at 04:15:15 PM] del ban brettjsand2000: lang has had a long streak of bad luck
[Today at 04:15:25 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: black people shouldnt ride atv's
:thumbs:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[May 01, 2013, 04:47:36 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: my son built a full size 3d model of the first level of mario bros
[May 01, 2013, 04:47:52 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: i promptly grounded him from the game except on weekends
I actually lol'd :lol:
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[May 01, 2013, 04:47:36 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: my son built a full size 3d model of the first level of mario bros
[May 01, 2013, 04:47:52 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: i promptly grounded him from the game except on weekends
I actually lol'd :lol:
:rofl:
yeah its weird... on one hand, he is very creative and put a lot of effort into something cool... On the other, he could grow up to be "one of those gamers" that lives in my basement until he's 50 LOLOLOLOL
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[May 01, 2013, 04:47:36 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: my son built a full size 3d model of the first level of mario bros
[May 01, 2013, 04:47:52 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: i promptly grounded him from the game except on weekends
I actually lol'd :lol:
:rofl:
yeah its weird... on one hand, he is very creative and put a lot of effort into something cool... On the other, he could grow up to be "one of those gamers" that lives in my basement until he's 50 LOLOLOLOL
So he could grow up to be MD? :run:
:lol:
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[May 01, 2013, 04:47:36 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: my son built a full size 3d model of the first level of mario bros
[May 01, 2013, 04:47:52 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: i promptly grounded him from the game except on weekends
I actually lol'd :lol:
:rofl:
yeah its weird... on one hand, he is very creative and put a lot of effort into something cool... On the other, he could grow up to be "one of those gamers" that lives in my basement until he's 50 LOLOLOLOL
So he could grow up to be MD? :run:
:lol:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:mdymca: :md:
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[Today at 11:19:48 AM] del ban Colorado700R: tight like peels butt? You must think taking a pedal car to the car wash is a tight squeeze
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Ill help you out Denver Dood
[Today at 04:15:15 PM] del ban brettjsand2000: lang has had a long streak of bad luck
[Today at 04:15:25 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: black people shouldnt ride atv's
:thumbs:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[Today at 03:34:00 PM] PeelsSE2: theres no firewall that can block the kinda shit you fukstiks carry
:poke:
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[Today at 11:20:39 AM] del ban Krandall: just don't spit
[Today at 11:20:41 AM] del ban Krandall: swallow that shit
no look of surprise here.... :thumbs:
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[Today at 11:20:39 AM] del ban Krandall: just don't spit
[Today at 11:20:41 AM] del ban Krandall: swallow that shit
no look of surprise here.... :thumbs:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[Today at 03:12:59 PM] del ban MagzSE2: Abortion really brings out the kid in you.
L
O
L
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Peels Diary 5/16/2013
"Man, I'm hungry....I'm also extremely horny........either way, that cucumber in my lunch sack isn't going to go to waste."
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Peels Diary 5/16/2013
"Man, I'm hungry....I'm also extremely horny........either way, that cucumber in my lunch sack isn't going to go to waste."
:lol:
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Peels Diary 5/16/2013
"Man, I'm hungry....I'm also extremely horny........either way, that cucumber in my lunch sack isn't going to go to waste."
:lol:
make it a pickle, and I'll give it a tickle. :thumbs:
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Peels Diary 5/16/2013 update 1:17pm
//Man, I'm hungry....I'm also extremely horny........either way, that cucumber in my lunch sack isn't going to go to waste.//
:Update: "I should consider the order in which I satisfy my urges more carefull from now on....PS I really need a tic-tac"
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:lol:
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Peels Diary 5/16/2013 update 1:17pm
//Man, I'm hungry....I'm also extremely horny........either way, that cucumber in my lunch sack isn't going to go to waste.//
:Update: "I should consider the order in which I satisfy my urges more carefull from now on....PS I really need a tic-tac"
L O L
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Peels Diary 5/17/2013
"People be wantin my monez to help feed black babies. Can't I just cut out the middleman and drop of some KFC?"
:run:
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Peels Diary 5/17/2013
"People be wantin my monez to help feed black babies. Can't I just cut out the middleman and drop of some KFC?"
:run:
:rofl:
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[Today at 12:22:56 PM] del ban Mad Dog: yeah I consolidated all the porn to one hard drive this week. now just gotta program it to wipe if I die
MD thinking ahead. You can never be "too prepared" :thumbs:
:clap:
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Damn straight
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Peels Diary 5/17/2013
"People be wantin my monez to help feed black babies. Can't I just cut out the middleman and drop of some KFC?"
:run:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Peels Diary 5/18/13
"Woke up in a dumpster again. Hope I didn't ruin my daisy dukes and tube top. But getting trashed at the truck stop never hurt so good"
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Peelz Diary 5/18/13 Entry2:
"Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell."
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Bloodhound Gang FTW
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Peels Diary 5/18/13 v3
"Gawd my friends are assholes!"
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Peels Diary 5/18/13 v3
"Gawd my friends are assholes!"
some solid lol's today..... :rofl:
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Peels Diary 5/18/13 v3
"Gawd my friends are assholes!"
:rofl:
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Peels Diary 5/19/13
"Dear diary, either I'm pregnant, or I miss counted gerbils last night, but something is definitely kicking"
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Peels Diary 5/20/13
"Today is going to be a good day. Woke up to coffee and doughnuts, then pooped a hamster. Maybe I should update my resume to reflect my pet sitting skills?"
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LOL
quit snooping in my diary :confused:
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Peelz Diary 5/21/13
"Strange rash appearing near rectum.. It doesn't itch much.. I better google what kind of diseases hamsters carry..."
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a$$holes. :rolleyes:
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"Forgiving someone isn't doing something for someone else; it is a gift you give yourself that allows you to move forward with your life."
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[Today at 08:16:47 AM] del ban Langford: Peanut butter and a neighbors cat..the rough tongue will soothe and remove the rash
meow
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[Today at 09:26:38 AM] del ban Mad Dog: Nah I'm just a mean phucker, that's why i limit my interaction to you people. You are the perfect balance, familiar enough to recognize me and anonymous enough to not give a shit....
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[Today at 02:40:06 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: there are NO ways you can spin "animal fornication" to sound sophisticated
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Peels Diary 6/10/13
"I'm so lonely that I logged into Goggle plus today.....it didn't help at all"
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Peels Diary 6/10/13
"I'm so lonely that I logged into Goggle plus today.....it didn't help at all"
:( I did not :lol:
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[Today at 03:14:27 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: so...I was just in the bathroom for 30 minutes with two dudes...
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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like you havent been in the same position.... :confused:
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You guys make me sick... How come I wasnt invited???
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Krandall: You can't even say 'black paint' anymore.
Krandall: Now you have to say, 'Defwan, please paint.'
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[November 07, 2013, 05:02:13 PM] del ban Mad Dog: sex in kitchen while she makes breakfast....sooooo fun.
I'm gonna call shenanigans :lol:
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[November 07, 2013, 05:02:13 PM] del ban Mad Dog: sex in kitchen while she makes breakfast....sooooo fun.
I'm gonna call shenanigans :lol:
Mom making you pancakes doesn't count
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[November 07, 2013, 05:02:13 PM] del ban Mad Dog: sex in kitchen while she makes breakfast....sooooo fun.
I'm gonna call shenanigans :lol:
Mom making you pancakes doesn't count
his mom and dad goin at it while he's sitting at the table reading sunday comics trying to ignore them...
:lol:
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[November 07, 2013, 05:02:13 PM] del ban Mad Dog: sex in kitchen while she makes breakfast....sooooo fun.
I'm gonna call shenanigans :lol:
Mom making you pancakes doesn't count
his mom and dad goin at it while he's sitting at the table reading sunday comics trying to ignore them...
:lol:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[November 07, 2013, 05:02:13 PM] del ban Mad Dog: sex in kitchen while she makes breakfast....sooooo fun.
I'm gonna call shenanigans :lol:
Was the egg-timer broken again?
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[Today at 03:36:33 PM] Peels: would it be weird if hefe got a boner from us calling him dad?
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:lol:
as long as it was during sex, it would be cool
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Hefe: Poor Phucker... ain't had pussy since it had him
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[Today at 11:19:09 AM] Peels: scared me drilling big ass holes
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[Today at 11:19:09 AM] Peels: scared me drilling big ass holes
trust me, youd be scared too... :humper:
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[Today at 03:10:26 PM] del ban Hefe: when you try to assfuck me I lay on my belly and say "uhhh uhhh uhh uhhh" that doesn't make me a dolphin
:rofl:
is this an urban dictionary entry?
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O_O
[Today at 10:05:18 AM] Peels: the only time im REALLY uncomfortable now...is when they go in and out of it
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O_O
[Today at 10:05:18 AM] Peels: the only time im REALLY uncomfortable now...is when they go in and out of it
get yo mind out da gutter you sick F**K!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[Today at 11:16:08 AM] del ban Hefe: meh.. enough beers... I'd jerk off on phuckers passed out body
hefe knows how to party. :thumbs:
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damn straight
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[Today at 03:11:49 PM] Peels: hefe. if youre not on the registry yet, you should be
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[Today at 03:32:03 PM] del ban Mad Dog: Eric has always been the genius of the group.
some of us know the deal. :thumbs:
tell em MD!
:rofl:
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[Today at 03:53:05 PM] del ban Hefe: bars get VERY old
[Today at 03:53:27 PM] del ban Hefe: did you ever think about sucking Dick?
hey your life choices are your own business.... :thumbs:
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[Today at 11:28:03 AM] del ban Krandall: don't spill your tears on your affliction shirt, peels.
you really have no idea how offensive this is to me :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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:rofl:
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[Today at 12:23:36 AM] Mad Dog: You may want to, even their BS is closer to reality than the conclusions you've come to.
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[Today at 12:23:36 AM] Mad Dog: You may want to, even their BS is closer to reality than the conclusions you've come to.
MD and Phucker talking Politics again i see......
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[Today at 11:47:09 AM] del ban Mad Dog: perhaps sucking bags of dicks would be a good hobby
good way to stay occupied. :thumbs:
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[Today at 11:49:37 AM] Peels: and no shame. 400 dollars is 400 dollars no matter how many poles you polish to get there!
not sure how this can be taken out of context :rofl: :rofl:
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pretty sure EATING the bag of dicks is the right thing to do
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[Today at 11:49:37 AM] Peels: and no shame. 400 dollars is 400 dollars no matter how many poles you polish to get there!
not sure how this can be taken out of context :rofl: :rofl:
indeed. :(
<hands in pocket kicks dirt>
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[Today at 05:28:21 PM] del ban Mad Dog: but women are terrible, terrible creatures and the anus of a man holds no appeal for me so I am destined to fly solo.
ERMAHGERD
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[Today at 01:40:04 PM] funyun: or just the feeling of that white monster touchin your liiips
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[Today at 12:12:28 PM] del ban Mad Dog: I've decided that I must decline any advances from women who are heavier than I am. Luckily I'm still quite fat so that keeps my options open.
even using eloquent prose, you cannot spin "no fat chicks" to sound nice
:rofl: :rofl:
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[Today at 12:12:28 PM] del ban Mad Dog: I've decided that I must decline any advances from women who are heavier than I am. Luckily I'm still quite fat so that keeps my options open.
even using eloquent prose, you cannot spin "no fat chicks" to sound nice
:rofl: :rofl:
I'm not excluding all fat chicks, just the ones with their own gravitational field ;)
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this made me lol :rofl:
[Today at 04:15:05 PM] del ban Mad Dog: I haven't been able to find contentment with self sufficiency. But I don't have the internal desire to strive for great success. So perhaps I've come to the point in life where I find a mate who befits my stature and I reproduce.
[Today at 04:15:18 PM] del ban Peels: lol
[Today at 04:15:33 PM] del ban Peels: damn. youre a hopeless romantic.
[Today at 04:15:37 PM] del ban Mad Dog: lol
[Today at 04:15:50 PM] del ban Peels: if youre ever in a speed dating club. that last post should be your one line
[Today at 04:15:55 PM] del ban Peels: :rofl:
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this made me lol :rofl:
[Today at 04:15:05 PM] del ban Mad Dog: I haven't been able to find contentment with self sufficiency. But I don't have the internal desire to strive for great success. So perhaps I've come to the point in life where I find a mate who befits my stature and I reproduce.
[Today at 04:15:18 PM] del ban Peels: lol
[Today at 04:15:33 PM] del ban Peels: damn. youre a hopeless romantic.
[Today at 04:15:37 PM] del ban Mad Dog: lol
[Today at 04:15:50 PM] del ban Peels: if youre ever in a speed dating club. that last post should be your one line
[Today at 04:15:55 PM] del ban Peels: :rofl:
Ok reading again. MD, with that line...you should rake in the 'Gina's. Fukin lol buddy.
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well, this is the scariest thing I saw on the internet today.
[Today at 07:02:22 AM] del ban dragonz: I'm a dad
:dragonz:
:rofl:
COngrats Dragonz :clap:
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well, this is the scariest thing I saw on the internet today.
[Today at 07:02:22 AM] del ban dragonz: I'm a dad
:dragonz:
:rofl:
COngrats Dragonz :clap:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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thank you reddit. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Would you like waking up to a blowjob?
Yes. And that doesn't mean tickling it for 10 minutes to see if I'm awake. Just blow and go. Trust me, the spaghetti will uncook itself quickly.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[Today at 03:57:52 PM] preddy08: wandi....you got a medium cock
I'll take it :rofl: :thumbs:
:clap:
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[Today at 02:04:07 PM] del ban preddy08: md's a Debby downer
[Today at 02:04:42 PM] del ban Mad Dog: 'cept i have nicer tits than debby
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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its been awhile, but magz delivers.
[Today at 03:03:39 PM] del ban Mags: getting humped by a fat dude is not gay.
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[Today at 03:04:08 PM] Mags: ohhhhh dont get me wrong I'll hump anything........tits or not tits.....
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it was going to be something epic. but....
You are banned from posting.
#fukurandy
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Just wanting to make this public and for history. :thumbs:
[August 03, 2015, 04:23:28 PM] del ban warren: Well I tell you guys what, if I hit the lotto it's new raptors all round
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[Today at 11:03:25 AM] del ban Spartan: I have a bunghole in the head
thats convenient for raptor rallies. :thumbs:
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[October 07, 2015, 06:17:28 PM] del ban Mad Dog: How old can I be until it's creepy to watch girl's college COLLEGE volleyball?
I have discovered recently...that any time you are old enough to be out of said school, and you have no personal connection, family or otherwise to any of the athletes..... you are too old to watch girls sports :rofl:
case in point: the Park I run at every day, has soccer fields where I park, college and high school teams play. I stretch my old man legs right there by my bike. Last week, I watched a few minutes of really good game. saw people lookin at me, then realized... i bet there's at least one dad starin across the field thinkin "who's the creepy fuk staring at these little girls?"
I then began my run.
:rofl:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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(http://www.brainyquote.com/photos/d/drseuss597903.jpg)
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(http://www.brainyquote.com/photos/d/drseuss597903.jpg)
YES!
LOOOOVE that book.
If you have lil' ones someday, you absolutely MUST read this to them. And just about every Dr Seuss book, really. :) My bro in law... when we bought their kids that book... was like "who's Dr SOYCE" <eye pops outta my head> Seuss is un christian, apparently. :wtf:
anyhoo
one of my fave Dr. Seuss quotes:
(http://theliviniseasy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Youer-than-You-Dr.-Seuss-Quotes-%E2%80%A2-theliviniseasy.com_2.jpg)
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Dr Seuss was so awesome. Good stuff.
Definitely will be on my list of books to own when that day comes.
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Have you found the right hole? For that to happen?
Don't use the same one you use with peels
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(http://www.brainyquote.com/photos/a/annefrank121548.jpg)
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[Today at 11:41:44 AM] del ban Hefe: here is what I just realized...
[Today at 11:41:52 AM] del ban Hefe: Peels been to Randy's house
[Today at 11:41:58 AM] del ban Hefe: Randy been to my house
[Today at 11:42:05 AM] del ban Hefe: I been to Randy's
[Today at 11:42:12 AM] del ban Hefe: Peels been to Magz
[Today at 11:42:40 AM] del ban Hefe: Funyun been to Randy's
[Today at 11:42:51 AM] del ban Hefe: Randy been to Funyun's
[Today at 11:43:01 AM] del ban Hefe: Gunny been to Aaron's
[Today at 11:43:16 AM] del ban Hefe: NOBODY been to Peels house
Hefe channeling my own subconscious. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
and
:( :( :( :( :( :(
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:rofl:
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[Today at 12:41:39 PM] Hefe: if you do "" gay stuff .. in VR... you're not really gay
:rofl:
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:lol:
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"experimenting"
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totally!
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[April 18, 2016, 08:51:17 PM] Mad Dog: Krandall, luv u bae
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
[April 18, 2016, 08:52:40 PM] Mad Dog: android fucking breaks, hangs, locks up, and forks. I can't get an OS update on any of my android phones and the apps are full of spyware that phones home. At least on apple I can limit each app individually.
[April 18, 2016, 08:53:38 PM] Mad Dog: give me control of app permissions instead of making me agree or not install, give me access to OS updates, and learn what encryption is and we can talk.
Lets see... Where to even start.
Current up-time on my phone, 214 hours. So I don't think that's an issue.
Hangs up, locks up and forks: Have I had my phone freeze? Yep! Have I seen Nicoles phone freeze (6s 64GB). Yep!
Cant get an OS update on any of your phones: I don't think that's an android issue but what kind of phone you bought/carrier issue. If you were completely worried about updates, you'd end up with a Nexus.
Apps are full of spyware: :rofl: come on mad dog. This is 2016... Unless you're a person who's also getting TONS of spyware on their PC.. I don't really think this is an issue. BUT, to androids defense. This is both a plus and minus of how they designed their app store.
Give me control of app permissions: This is there/new in Marshmallow. :)
Learn what encryption is: Now this one feels like a low blow. Do you mean encryption out of the box/turned on by default or something else? My phones have all been encrypted since my 2nd Android phone. It's not on by default but it's nearly always been an option. I have no idea how long iOS has allowed it?
TL;DR
If you gave me these arguments 4 years ago, I wouldn't disagree.
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lol the phone rage still.... the struggle is real. :rofl:
my 6s plus has only froze up one time. :thumbs: conversely, My Xerox tech, his galaxy s(whatevahdafukversion) has also froze up one time. we got them the same weekend... so.... non issue.. buy the device you like. use it. :shrug: ;)
Then there's the customer service.... which, in MY OPINION... Apple crushes. And was the tipping point for me when we decided to go with apple, after ditching the lovely lil' crackberries. :lol: Colin spent 400 dollars on in app purchases on an ipod he took from his moms purse lol. they refunded, and cracked some jokes while doing it.. Cust. service still holds true today.
case in point: I had a Recent apple tv purchasing problem... we have two of them, now, and their security protocol shut one down... This happened twice on successive weekends. First was chat via phone. Took all of 3 minutes while I was BBQ'ing and drinking a beer. The following weekend, I called, hoping to fix for good... It turned into a fantastic conversation with a nerd of epic proportions explaining the sizes of their servers... and describing the room theyre in. How much power it takes to cool them.. :blah: And the guy happened to be from my home town.
Like I said, pick whatcha like or need. MY choice is based on experience... phones thenmselves, i think theyre all pretty much the same-I know We've come a long way from the original droid we had... which was a brick of crap. but now, ios works for us, no need to fix it.
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Man alive. That whole "refund the purchases" bs.
No idea still to this day why they would refund people for their kids buying stuff.
:shrug:
Nothing like holding no one accountable for their own pit falls or idiocy(Not directed entirely at you... :lol: ) but for serious. That's not good customer support, that's just enabling people to be irresponsible.
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Man alive. That whole "refund the purchases" bs.
No idea still to this day why they would refund people for their kids buying stuff.
:shrug:
Nothing like holding no one accountable for their own pit falls or idiocy(Not directed entirely at you... :lol: ) but for serious. That's not good customer support, that's just enabling people to be irresponsible.
lol.
agree....sort of.
It was a BRAND new ipod touch that was going to be his bday present. I hadnt finished setting it up. turn off in app purchases.
Best part was, when I asked for refund, or at least that they tell me what he actually bought if refund not possible (since it was our fault, honestly)... the apple guy flat out told me "we'll let it slide ONE time, the next time, you're on your own"
its apparently a policy. :thumbs:
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one thing that was not mentioned here....
Randy uses a sweet Galaxy s6 edge... not exactly a POS..
most of the problems I've seen stem from low quality phones running Android, not the good quality ones.
I wish (and I'm sure they soon will) Apple would use the charging pads like Samsung has, it would be nice to just drop that bitch on the charging pad and forget it!
NOW....
from my standpoint (the repair guy)
I feel Apple has everyone beat from the connector standpoint, the lightning connector RARELY goes bad, and when it does (usually from dirt and such), it is an easy swap, takes me like 20 minutes.. if that long.
when MANY of the other (non apple) phones have a charging port go bad, I have to break out my micro-soldering skillz, as far as I know, my store is the only place in 100 miles that even does microscopic soldering! So I thank them for that!
seriously, that micro-usb is shit! .. it is so easily broken.. just garbage
the screens in Apple phones are way the FERK easier to swap out than MOST Android phones (and often cheaper to buy)
so from a REPAIR standpoint.. Apple>Android (most times)
now from a user standpoint.. I really can't provide a fair choice since I don't use my phone for shit.. ever!
you guys must think I'm joking when I say my phone is at 90% at the end of the day..
I come to work.. throw it on the desk and maybe return like 5 texts through the day.. and go home.. that's about all I use it for..
sometimes check gas prices with GasBuddy (if I need gas.. like now)
Maddog...
I am not on some sort of high-horse or trying to stick it to the man..
I could rant for days about how shitty all of it is... blah blah...
I just don't want another reason to have to use my damn phone...
I don't enjoy my phone, I don't want to use it more than I need to.
I have to have it so my ex-wife can reach me in the event of Spencer needing me
and if Starla needs me of course.. mom, brother.. etc..
the occasional funny from Peels or Randy or you.. that's just a bonus!
My dumb-ass cousin posting churchy shit on FB is NOT something I want or need in my life
or my Niece (I do love her.. a lot) .. babbling on and on about horses.. or sending me Memes with puppies... NO THANKS!
but when I go out in the garage and grab some wrenches... I don't want my phone blowing up unless it's important..
Casey has his damn phone attached to him all the time.. and I friggin hate that!
The Apple watch has really helped me with that.. quick glance at my watch tells me if it is Important or not.. I choose to answer or ignore without going to my phone.. pretty nice for that!
Randy, I realize you have no reference point on how kids can surprise you at every turn.. so I'll give you a pass on that...
Companies like Apple or Charter/Comcast have those policies in effect for THAT very reason..
kids can be sneaky or curious and buy shit just because they don't understand it costs real money, or (like Spencer) have no concept of money
of course we have passwords and safeguards set up, but when he is more techy than his mom.. it has been fairly easy for him to get around her.. he even bought porn once!
then 3 minutes later.. he bought blues clues!
(that how Charter knew it was a kid doing it, and reversed the charges)
so, I for one think it's fantastic that they have those policies set up
FERK.. we didn't even know what an "in-app" purchase was!
Kid plays a game.. the Ad says.. want more cool stuff.. kid says YES!! bam... in app purchase!
the App developers know this.. that's why they do it!
some people just don't know or give 2 shits about tech stuff.. and for you to somehow imply that makes them a bad parent is shitty
Peels is (IMO) doing a pretty bang up job as a Dad, and just because his kid snuck one past him doesn't constitute idiocy or a Pit fall (awesome Atari game BTW)
The Pealer kids are very fortunate to have such a good dad!
I know first hand how creative kids can be.. mine doesn't talk, but he knows how to get what he wants
and between Dr. appointments, Occ therapy, Speech therapy, School, Daycare, and everything else that is Parenting.. shit will sneak past you!
and I think Apple, Google, Charter, Comcast are pretty cool for having that policy!
one day soon, you will have just checked on your kid.. and he/she will have been quietly playing.. 2 minutes later the wall and crib will be smeared with shit and it will be everywhere!!! then you will understand!
Kids are like the ocean.. Never turn your back on them!
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wow that was lots of words. but... *Sniffle..... i saw the nice thing you said. ;)
yes. I really hadn't even figured out that in app purchasing was even a "thing" yet. I learned fast. LOL That night I was planning on looking into that sort of thing.... CERTAINLY didnt think buying whtavah ddafuk you want without question would be default! LOL then got blown up with apple receipt emails...Totalled 400 or something. I remember telling the kid on the phone, for $400, I should get admin rights to that app. HE was like "i can probably make that happen, but thats another phone call" :lol:
turned out all COlin got was special "eggs" in a game called penguin race. Made your little guy slide faster...jump higher etc... he was 4. And didnt know. lol he still feels bad about. We sat him down, had a long talk.... and they always before they download stuff. BUt I have it setup where if they download something, it goes straight to muh phone.... and you can tell when they're not in school. 20 free game apps just be poppin up. wtf kids. LOL.
Pitfall is the SHIT. But.... charging pads are dark magic. LOL
Hefe speaks genius. Rando. and when it happens, well be here to mock you.
"one day soon, you will have just checked on your kid.. and he/she will have been quietly playing.. 2 minutes later the wall and crib will be smeared with shit and it will be everywhere!!! then you will understand!
Kids are like the ocean.. Never turn your back on them!"
My sisters younger daughter... shes a total free spirit, no fuks given kinda kid. And I love her to death.. but my gerd... I wouldnt want to raise her. Sis does a baking business out of her house, she was making a wedding cake. eyes off kid 20 minutes-watching disney channel. house goes quiet... the kid was GONE! missing for 45 minutes.
found her 2 blocks away buttnekkid playing in neighbors sprinkler. clothes in the street.
we were all terrified, but seriously. LMMFAO. soon, Randy...soon.
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Hangs up, locks up and forks: Have I had my phone freeze? Yep! Have I seen Nicoles phone freeze (6s 64GB). Yep!
I've had a work iphone 5 for just shy of 2 years, a personal iphone 5s for about 6-7 months. I can count on one hand the times I've had to manually restart them because something froze up. Meanwhile my last android (LG Volt) this was so common an occurrence it's what caused me to buy the personal iphone.
Cant get an OS update on any of your phones: I don't think that's an android issue but what kind of phone you bought/carrier issue. If you were completely worried about updates, you'd end up with a Nexus.
unless you have a flagship phone it doesn't matter what manufacturer or carrier you use. I had LG, HTC, and one or two more I can't remember and for each the updates are rarely available for a single point update let alone a full update. The HTC (work phone) was a flagship when gingerbread came out, didn't get an upgrade either.
Apps are full of spyware: :rofl: come on mad dog. This is 2016... Unless you're a person who's also getting TONS of spyware on their PC.. I don't really think this is an issue. BUT, to androids defense. This is both a plus and minus of how they designed their app store.
My PC is always at home and I can unplug my webcam or disable devices, my phone is with me and has a microphone and GPS which can be always on. That's why it's important and there are TONS of seemingly legitimate apps that still throw in ads and ask for access to things they have no need for. This is why, to this day, I dont' install FB or any related material on any of my phones, even the iphone.
Give me control of app permissions: This is there/new in Marshmallow. :)
Brand new and only for the latest phones. got a 6 month old phone? Doesn't have marshmallow and, like I said before, won't fucking update.
Learn what encryption is: Now this one feels like a low blow. Do you mean encryption out of the box/turned on by default or something else? My phones have all been encrypted since my 2nd Android phone. It's not on by default but it's nearly always been an option. I have no idea how long iOS has allowed it?
I mean that android phones almost never have the hardware on hand to handle the encryption so instead of dedicated silicon accelerating the process and access android phones dump it on to the CPU for a nasty performance penalty, even for my LG Volt that had a quad core processor.
TL;DR
If you gave me these arguments 4 years ago, I wouldn't disagree.
I can believe that it is better at the top of the heap but for someone like me who chooses to invest less in their phone and plan the problems are still real IME. I'd rather pay ~$200 for an older flagship iphone because a similarly priced old flagship android won't solve these issues.
Maddog...
I am not on some sort of high-horse or trying to stick it to the man..
I could rant for days about how shitty all of it is... blah blah...
I just don't want another reason to have to use my damn phone...
I don't enjoy my phone, I don't want to use it more than I need to.
I have to have it so my ex-wife can reach me in the event of Spencer needing me
and if Starla needs me of course.. mom, brother.. etc..
the occasional funny from Peels or Randy or you.. that's just a bonus!
My dumb-ass cousin posting churchy shit on FB is NOT something I want or need in my life
or my Niece (I do love her.. a lot) .. babbling on and on about horses.. or sending me Memes with puppies... NO THANKS!
but when I go out in the garage and grab some wrenches... I don't want my phone blowing up unless it's important..
Casey has his damn phone attached to him all the time.. and I friggin hate that!
The Apple watch has really helped me with that.. quick glance at my watch tells me if it is Important or not.. I choose to answer or ignore without going to my phone.. pretty nice for that!
You don't have to check it like a fricking teenager, once a day to see the snaps or to post one would be fine. I go 2+ days before seeing stuff from Peels/Randy at times but I still get to see it, that's the point; we all share in the experience even if it's 12-24 hours later.
Peels,
Yes I have two of these headsets so I always have a freshly charged one waiting in the wings. I wear it from the time I leave my apt/hotel in the morning until I get back to go to bed and can be anywhere from 6-20 hours. It is quite literally a lifesaver on the road not having to look or reach for a phone while driving 70mph but simply to press the thing in my ear. I'm no traveling salesman but I still average about 35k miles a year on the road. I have conference calls that are between 20 and 90 minutes long every other day. I typically have to make upwards of 8 calls a day to my home office and countless more to contractors and suppliers for coordination and support. All this while I'm expected to get shit done in front of me which often includes typing on a computer (much faster w/ 2 hands), moving from room to room or device to device, or checking wiring and/or voltages with meters. Add to this that cell phones get hot and dirty held up to your head and that you're getting a much bigger dose of radiation and I feel as though using a headset is the most efficient way of getting through my day. I don't believe this makes me "self-important" because I'm trying to do more than one thing at a time. Sure there are certain instances when you can't take a call but the use of the earpiece doesn't change the social norms, if it's not polite to be holding the phone to your ear it's no more polite to be on the earpiece.
With that, I'm glad I was able to interact with you all today. While I may have ruffled a few feathers it's surely more engaging than sharing a few imgur links though perhaps a bit less "funny" but enjoyable in another way to have stimulating conversation with people you respect.
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I have one around here too..
and I admit it is douchy to wear it when it's not needed, I found it priceless on service calls when my phone had to stay out of the IT room to get signal, I could wander back in the room to check something, super handy!
and of course while driving.. great stuff...
but I always took it off while not ON the call
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LOL MD.
:)
Even if you had it on... which isnt the issue, because you dont strike me as the douchy type... who would look me in the face, then talk on your device.
They are absolutely useful when driving.
My aversion to them can be traced back to the flight to Rochester NY for Kodak training. circa 2006.. Business suited-greasy haired guy across the aisle... stewardess asks him to remove it... hes actually talking on it, blue led on. He looks at her disaprovingly, and says "no thanks- ill leave it on, its just turned off"
and so now, I associate that assbag with the earpiece lol
I dislike them so much, that when My beloved wireless motorola earbuds died, and motorola offered me a FREE BT earpiece PLS cash difference(mine are discontinued) i was like f**K YOU! :rofl:
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douchy... or douchie?
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douchy... or douchie?
either way, you should pass it on the left hand side.
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I see what you did there!!!
but that one is Dutchie (I think)
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I see what you did there!!!
but that one is Dutchie (I think)
yep, and it made me jump and prance.
Im curious if Randy would have a clue what we're talking about lol pretty sure that one was before he was even a wet spot.
edit. yep 1982 lol. I remember hearing it everywhere-i was 7
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jump and prance!!
:lol:
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jump and prance!!
:lol:
:mj:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Yg_6NP8Iw
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yep.. I watched it... :facepalm:
we listened to some weird shit!
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if there ever were to be another raptor rally, this is my vote for slogan. need it on a tshirt.
[April 25, 2016, 04:52:49 PM] del ban Hefe: Rapers gonna rape
:clap:
then the other side, raptors gonna rap. :rofl:
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:lol:
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[Today at 09:55:33 AM] del ban Krandall: I remember when I came out
we all do.
it was glorious.
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[Today at 02:52:10 PM] del ban Krandall: white ftw
:krandall:
its ok to have pride..
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[Today at 02:52:10 PM] del ban Krandall: white ftw
:krandall:
its ok to have pride..
:rofl:
CONTEXT DAMMERZ
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[Today at 02:52:10 PM] del ban Krandall: white ftw
:krandall:
its ok to have pride..
:rofl:
CONTEXT DAMMERZ
hahaha
so check this. we bought bed frame risers for Aidan's bed. BLACK ABS plastic. to lift his bed so he can store stuff underneath. well i put them in wrong. one snapped. so, wife grabs second set at target. new set: WHITE ABS plastic.
Aidan, without missing a beat. "oh those are white now, maybe they'll work" :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
SO, now, when you ask "Eric, why did you have children" you have your answer. :thumbs:
bloody hell that kids sense of humor is just as warped as his dad's. 8)
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fuckin brilliant!
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[Today at 11:35:28 AM] del ban warren: I'd let barker's pipes "poof" all over me anytime.
You say that as if you had a choice to let Barker poof his pipe all over you....
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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[Today at 11:35:28 AM] del ban warren: I'd let barker's pipes "poof" all over me anytime.
You say that as if you had a choice to let Barker poof his pipe all over you....
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
warning. if you do this, Warren, youll get pregnant.
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true story
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Hefe, you having barkers pipe babies?
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we aborted them... we discussed it, and neither of us are responsible enough to raise a baby
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[Today at 10:26:02 AM] del ban Mad Dog: I breathe you in Peels, you intoxicate me.
metaphorically speaking, you aerate me, MD.
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[Today at 02:56:19 PM] del ban funyun: maybe be turned into a human pinata at one of those quincinera partys for some drug lords daughter
Hey!
get your own fantasies! :drool:
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
[Today at 12:26:04 PM] del ban funyun: but i thought apples dont get viruses
[Today at 12:26:08 PM] del ban funyun: ive been fooled this whole time
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
[Today at 12:26:04 PM] del ban funyun: but i thought apples dont get viruses
[Today at 12:26:08 PM] del ban funyun: ive been fooled this whole time
:conceit:
I miss this thread. lol
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:lol:
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[Today at 02:17:56 PM] del ban Geo: people like that deserve to eb attacked by bath salt zombies
[Today at 02:18:03 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: <volunteer
[Today at 02:18:11 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: in the mood for some fresh face and eyeballs
[Today at 02:18:34 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: fukin calorie counting bullshit, i need some protein LOL
[Today at 02:18:49 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: wonder if "faces" is listed on my fitness app?
qotd myself. so proud :lol:
First laughing at your own jokes,
now quoting your own words,
whats next sucking your own dick? :(
have some dignity man!
:rofl:
shut yer cockholster!
how do you even use the word dignity?....that's like Jeezus saying the word f*ck!
Jeezus probably did yell out F*ck every time one of us was born............ :lol:
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[Today at 08:04:42 AM] geo: U FILTERIN SOB PEELS
[Today at 08:04:44 AM] geo: da'fuk
[Today at 08:04:45 AM] geo: and da'fuq
[Today at 08:04:49 AM] Magz: :LMAO:
[Today at 08:05:09 AM] Krandall: <---loves the cock
[Today at 08:05:12 AM] Krandall: I hump dogs
[Today at 08:05:15 AM] Krandall: fuk
[Today at 08:05:19 AM] Krandall: fuk fuk fuk
[Today at 08:05:22 AM] Krandall: remove that shit right now
I have peels pms of when he was planning this..............i have proof against peels.................. but he did remove the filters right meow!
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[Today at 10:01:19 AM] Spartan727: So he sells pussy parts?
ooh I need to buy some too, mine could use a tune-up, been drippy lately :thumbs:
I got extra mouf filters.
:lol:
I might look you up.
:lol:
LOL
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litterly laughed out loud!
Today at 07:27:50 PM] maguilar496: hey guess what people..........?
[Today at 07:31:18 PM] maguilar496: Peels is in CA
[Today at 07:45:06 PM] preddy08: hide your goats
[Today at 07:46:09 PM] maguilar496: he text me "do you feel the peels presence?"
[Today at 07:48:05 PM] maguilar496: And my butt puckered up.
[Today at 07:49:41 PM] phucker: haha
[Today at 08:03:47 PM] preddy08: ERMAHGERD!
another classic
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[Today at 11:11:37 AM] maguilar496: funyun you like wendys.............................
[Today at 11:11:39 AM] preddy08: LOL
[Today at 11:11:43 AM] Lady4Fiddy: are you guys hopped up on tylenol and wine coolers again?
[Today at 11:11:45 AM] maguilar496: nuts are in your mouth?
[Today at 11:11:47 AM] funyun: ya ill brb
not out of context either........ i swear :lol:
i crack myself up sometimes
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[Today at 02:49:47 PM] del ban preddy08: I blew the wrong way in that evac valve the second I got it and ripped a hole in the lining. Kenney replaced it lol
[Today at 02:49:56 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: ERMAHGERD preddy LOL
[Today at 02:50:09 PM] del ban preddy08: I do shit like that all the time
[Today at 02:50:12 PM] del ban maguilar496: :rofl: preddy
[Today at 02:50:13 PM] del ban funyun: they break that easy?
[Today at 02:50:14 PM] del ban funyun: wtf
[Today at 02:50:15 PM] del ban preddy08: :aaron2:
[Today at 02:50:21 PM] del ban SegKast: gotcha Magz thumbs up
[Today at 02:50:24 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: yep same here
[Today at 02:50:32 PM] del ban preddy08: its just a thin rubber diaphram
[Today at 02:50:37 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: no preddy just blows hard\
[Today at 02:50:41 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: :lol:
[Today at 02:50:52 PM] del ban preddy08: <<< I R DUM BUM
[Today at 02:50:56 PM] del ban preddy08: DUM BUM?
[Today at 02:50:58 PM] del ban preddy08: DUM DUM
[Today at 02:51:00 PM] del ban maguilar496: he can blow the lining off a tractor iner tube.
[Today at 02:51:06 PM] del ban PeelsSE2: woot
[Today at 02:51:22 PM] del ban preddy08: i was really debating on weather not to tell you phuggers lol
[Today at 02:51:31 PM] del ban funyun: so its basically like the 3$ plastic ones but fancy on the outside?
[Today at 02:51:32 PM] del ban maguilar496: he can blow the seals to a hatch door in a submarine
LOL,
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[Today at 09:39:46 AM] del ban phucker: just one tiny 18 ga wire that was ten feet long.
[Today at 09:39:56 AM] del ban Peelz: like meh pecker
[Today at 09:40:05 AM] del ban Spartan: Tiny pecker
[Today at 09:40:08 AM] del ban Peelz: 18 gage lol
[Today at 09:40:24 AM] del ban UncleBeaner: Andddd :beans:
[Today at 09:40:26 AM] del ban phucker: giving your wife the tape worm huh
[Today at 09:40:29 AM] del ban Peelz: id take my pants off but the birds try to eat it.
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[Today at 05:09:59 AM] Segkast: Sons of bitches. I miss nights of whiskey and you assholes. I can't do either anymore lol
[Today at 05:24:13 AM] Segkast: Yeeeeeeaaaaah right. FERK off Krandy. You too Gunz the lotta ya. Bums. This Peelz guy ?! Pppppsssshhhhhh... (His kids seem dope though) MadDog? What's up? You ain't even mad, dog. Pppppppsssshhhhh Kam... Thaaaaaaaat guy. Pppppp0pppshhhh.
[Today at 05:24:59 AM] Segkast: Brian? Who even does that? Going around 'Brianing' all day? You should be ashamed.
[Today at 05:27:18 AM] Segkast: Dan? Where is Dan? Can somebody call his sister to wake him up? I think they share a bed still, right? No judgement my dude, we all need that special touch... :Yeesh:
[Today at 05:29:21 AM] Segkast: Did I see HIPPLE in the history ?! I'd like to insult him as well, but he lives in America's armpit, so that's probably worse than anything I can say. Poor Tony still there too? What a waste. They could have been good people.
[Today at 05:29:52 AM] Segkast: Ppppppppppppsssssshhhhhh
[Today at 05:32:55 AM] Segkast: Where's Preddy? Still riding out for those strange necrophilia/beastiality pics?
[Today at 05:33:33 AM] Segkast: Kirk?! Get out ya Hoser!
[Today at 05:36:38 AM] Segkast: Troy. Funyun. Which one of you has lost more 10mm sockets and gerbils in Felchin accidents? Winner gets a $6.38 gift certificate to PetSmart
[Today at 05:39:31 AM] Segkast: Kyle you could still get in on this competition if you play your cards right
[Today at 05:42:15 AM] Segkast: NikkI- your Mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!!
[Today at 05:44:31 AM] Segkast: Whoa... Missed a Kenneth stop? Just like that broken condom his Dad kept in the wallet too long.
[Today at 05:45:32 AM] Segkast: Who's next? What's up? I gotta get theseseses in now before miss you guys
[Today at 05:53:31 AM] Segkast: Tonto?! Phil?! Pppppppsssshhhhh y'all got enough problems, I can't even give you more shit...
[Today at 05:53:39 AM] Segkast: Ppppppp0ppbbbbbbbssssshhhhhhh
[Today at 05:55:01 AM] Segkast: Aaron. Ride In Peace. PROST.
[Today at 06:22:40 AM] kamakazi: Lol seggy was bored I see
[Today at 07:38:51 AM] Spartan: Lmao