and chicks....................
my tipical night at the bar.....
me-"hey baby whats shakin?"
her- *smacks me in the face*
me-"did it hurt?"
her-*smacks me again*
me- "if i could rearrange the alphabet id put u & i together"
her- steps on my junk in her heels
me-" hey baby im a vip over on raptor source"
her-*rips off her clothes* "take me right here right now, i want you so bad! talk four wheelers to me!!!"
told you