My Life is Average

[Krandall]

Today, while walking down the hall before class, I heard someone say "There's only like an inch in." I yelled "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" just as my very proper and conservative math teacher walked by. Instead of lecturing me like I expected, he gave me a high five and walked on like nothing happened. Made my morning. MLIA

[preddy08]

  Today, two people reached the double doors into my dorm at the same time. Wanting to open the door for each other they each opened one. I walked through the middle. I felt like a king. MLIA

[preddy08]

AWSOME!!!

Today, I put a Optimus Prime band-aid on my thumb because I had a hangnail. I went to my 3rd hour class and saw my friend had a Megatron band-aid on her thumb. We proceeded to have an epic thumb war that lasted the whole class period. I won. Good always defeats evil. MLIA

[jstev]

Today, I was on duty (I'm a police officer) and I saw somebody speeding. I drove up close behind him, ready to pull him over. Then I read his bumper sticker: "I'm only speeding because I really have to poop." I didn't pull him over. MLIA


Sorry guys, I know there are a bunch of good ones on there but I think I may have found the best one ever.

[preddy08]

Today, I was on duty (I'm a police officer) and I saw somebody speeding. I drove up close behind him, ready to pull him over. Then I read his bumper sticker: "I'm only speeding because I really have to poop." I didn't pull him over. MLIA


Sorry guys, I know there are a bunch of good ones on there but I think I may have found the best one ever.

Thats awsome!!! I'm going to have to find that bumper sticker for my buddy

[shookie]

Today, I decided to have some fun at the mall by walking up to random women, and saying in a stern voice, "I know about the affair." Four said they didn't know what I was talking about, five begged me not to tell their husbands, and three women paid me off. New hobby? I think so. MLIA

[Krandall]

I was reading a Wikipedia article today about books. I then noticed the various languages offered on the left side of the website. In particular, I noticed "Simple English." Curious, I clicked it. It makes all of the big words go away and only leaves definitions and words that anyone would understand. I had no idea anyone did this. Awesome. MLIA.



For RaptorSource. 

[Peelz]

I was reading a Wikipedia article today about books. I then noticed the various languages offered on the left side of the website. In particular, I noticed "Simple English." Curious, I clicked it. It makes all of the big words go away and only leaves definitions and words that anyone would understand. I had no idea anyone did this. Awesome. MLIA.



For RaptorSource. 

  excellent.

[kyledvor61]

been reading this site for a few weeks now. awesome

[Krandall]

Today, I paid a cashier at the grocery store with over $40 in single dollars bills, seeing the look on her face of being disgusted at so many ones I looked at her and said, "I'm a stripper, and I'm good at it." Without hesitation she said "If you were any good you would have $5's". MLIA

 

[NaturalRaptor]

Funny stuff! 

[funyun]

Today, I realized that if I save a Word Document as "What's Up", my computer will save it as: What's Up.doc Made my day.

[Krandall]

 

[Peelz]

Today, I realized that if I save a Word Document as "What's Up", my computer will save it as: What's Up.doc Made my day.

[dragonz]

Today, I realized that if I save a Word Document as "What's Up", my computer will save it as: What's Up.doc Made my day.

I'm with pickle lips