So, I had to start helping work on the poem for the work xmas party, reminded me of the poem last year I did.
Enjoy:
See, we are not all bizarre sexual metaphors and bukakke references.
oh wait, yes we are.
Raptorsource night before xmas:
Twas the night before Xmas and all through the source,
Not a member was stirring, besides dragonz changing quotes of course.
Flynbyu has left us, he must not care about us anymore.
And everyone's little whipping boy Ranger showed himself to the door.
Even the minihoes stopped coming around,
Maybe scared by the few growing hairs they just found.
RK was here then he was gone then back again,
Like I really give a f**k where he has been....
Preddy attended a rally, got lit up on crown, and forgot how to spell.
You're a good guy Preddy, but I can't handle your affeminate electric youth smell.
Krandall joined the third Reich, he's a nazi at heart,
but his a** is so loose, every turd is a shart.
I was feeling down the other day, so I went down to the piano bar,
a drag queen was performing, it was our own Colorado700R.
And her/his boyfriend lady4fiddy, my GERD what a freak,
likes carving potatoes, and typing shoutbox comebacks that are weak.
And, My homeboy 4gunz, who I don't believe ever sleeps.
Just might be the reason why when Preddy goes to the bathroom now, he weeps.
dorito and funyun, one broke his arm, the other just a whore,
still mad since the silver lake rally, their knees are still sore.
even the sasquatch is contemplating selling his bike to stay ahead.
better take his cues from Hefe and sell his a$$ instead.
Speaking of Hefe, that cradlerobbing s.o.b.
likes to play seagull, and ride a "slow" yfz
kamakazi says 'eh while he rubs maple syrup on his thighs.
He thinks he is cool, because my wife, Nichole said he had pretty eyes.
who the hell is this tinkering tinkerbell phucker dude?
kept Barker all to himself in the hotel, how rude.
Mad Dog, the guy who's quad never runs,
don't ever ask the guy to get you tools... if he's drunk
my English buddy shrimpy and I talk english football, and what it's all about.
all you shoutbox soccer haters need to GTFO!
and one of our sponsors Joka, better known as turbotits,
I'm gonna go rob the 7-11 so I can buy one of his sexy ass kits!
I tried to make this poem nice, without a single unkind word.
but as you can see I failed... as usual, all these insults, YOU'VE EARNED!
Peelzy finally got da 07 se2, but now I can't afford pipes.
My life has done a big 180 this year all I can say is:
CRIPES!Been a tough year for us here, ready for '09 to be done.
Hope to make it to a rally again next year too, gahdamn that was fun.
Happy Holidays Bitches!!!!!
