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Offline Magz

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SRS accident
« on: January 15, 2013, 11:15:48 AM »
one of my buddys has been in an accident..................please keep him in your thoughts.........
It was a pretty serious auto accident. Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt, his face smashed into the windshield.

In a strange twist of fate, he wasn't seriously injured, but something rather bizarre happened:

The cracked glass pinched his right eyelid and, when he bounced back, ripped the eyelid off. Unfortunately, the tissue wasn't saved for reattachment.

At the hospital, plastic surgeons weren't sure how to repair it. Skin grafts wouldn't do the trick, since plain skin isn't thick enough for the job. Then one of the surgeons noticed he wasn't circumcised. The thick, elastic skin there would be just the ticket!

Sure enough, the operation was a success and the new eyelid works just as intended!

But the true measure of success in any plastic surgery is: how does it look? It's not quite perfect, doctors say: while it works perfectly, he will forever be ...a little cockeyed.

 


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Re: SRS accident
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2013, 11:44:58 AM »
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Re: SRS accident
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2013, 11:50:23 AM »
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dont quit your day job  :rofl:  :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: SRS accident
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2013, 11:56:44 AM »
kinda harsh peels..............................and i didnt even say your name this time................





you ................................................dick face..............



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Re: SRS accident
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2013, 03:11:13 PM »
harsh?

that was the smelly turd i left under the bed in your spare room  :bird: :kiss:
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Re: SRS accident
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2013, 07:54:31 AM »
:hug:  :kiss: :humper: