OK, not a "kids say" item... BUT
My son doesn't really talk, he is about 95% non verbal because he has Autism.. but he does some funny shit sometimes
Case in point:
We stop a gas Station a while back to go potty cause he hasn't gone in a while, and since he doesn't tell me when he has to go, I need to pay attention to how much he drinks, and when he goes.. etc.. (irrelevant anyway)
anyway...
I decide after he pees to buy a pop for me and a juice for him, we head up to the counter, and I notice there is a bunch of Paraphernalia in this place.. Pot pipes galore, Bongs.. etc..
so Spencer is standing at the counter and he starts playing in the pot pipes, totally normal, they are all flowery, psychedelic looking with tye-dye type colors and such.. very "eye-appealing"
"Put that down buddy".. I say nicely
he does.. then grabs another..
"I said no, now please put that down" (so we are clear, he is VERY smart, and 100% understands english, just chooses not to speak)
so he puts it down...
then as soon as I look away, he grabs another one and hurriedly puts it in his mouth and starts blowing on it..
I am freekin dying inside..
I tell the clerk, "I have no idea how he knows what to do with that"
I am sure the clerk was like "Yea.. sure buddy"
anyway, we finish up.. head out the truck where I tell my brother the story, he about lost bladder control laughing so hard..
so I call his mom.. and ask her "What are you teaching our kid?"
once she caught her breath from Laughter she explained that he has a Bubble pipe that looks like a pot pipe...
anyway... Funny story, I laughed so damn hard
