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Offline Busby

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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #480 on: October 18, 2008, 06:58:37 AM »
no it goes into the petrol tank lol

your working today ?
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #481 on: October 18, 2008, 07:16:33 AM »
Quote from: Busby on October 18, 2008, 06:58:37 AM
no it goes into the petrol tank lol

your working today ?

I know wtf it is! I watch enough Rally racing and European racing to know. Just razzin the guy on the other side o' the pond, because, yes, I am working.... and slightly bored.
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #482 on: October 18, 2008, 07:29:50 AM »
can't be all bad you atleast get to go online so you get something to do
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #483 on: October 18, 2008, 07:30:36 AM »
Quote from: Busby on October 18, 2008, 07:29:50 AM
can't be all bad you atleast get to go online so you get something to do

Agreed, I have things to do....gotta motivate myself. :lol:
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #484 on: October 20, 2008, 04:17:46 PM »
Nuts

A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend.
After having great sex, she spent the next hour just scratching
his nuts something she seemed to love to do.
 
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you
love doing that?'
 
'Because,' she replied, 'I really miss mine.'
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #485 on: October 20, 2008, 04:26:14 PM »
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #486 on: October 20, 2008, 08:37:43 PM »
:rofl: great one busby
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #487 on: October 21, 2008, 07:03:44 PM »
Overdone Thanksgiving????

You Know You Overdid Thanksgiving When....

Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy.

The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' boat!

You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail.

Friday you set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog.

Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy.

A guest quotes a Biblical passage from "The Feeding of the 5000."

That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn.

Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.

You consider gluttony your patriotic duty.

Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete this.
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #488 on: October 21, 2008, 09:28:01 PM »
Damnit, AJ left.  I wanted to make some Canadian Jokes  :'(


Here's one any way...


If you ask a french Canadian to write a story about his shoe, what's the title?














Aboot a boot   :P
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #489 on: October 22, 2008, 11:20:33 AM »
"aboot a boot"  WTF!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #490 on: October 22, 2008, 11:23:10 AM »
B-Rad's favorite $exual position: "Doggy" style. 


He "sits and begs" while his woman "rolls over and plays dead"


 :rofl:
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #491 on: October 22, 2008, 02:45:26 PM »
Hey Aaron (Colorado700),

Remeber that time when we were cruisin down the road and you stuck your head out one window and I stuck my ass out another window and everyone thought we were twins?  Ah, good times!   :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #492 on: October 22, 2008, 02:48:53 PM »
Quote from: NaturalRaptor on October 22, 2008, 02:45:26 PM
Hey Aaron (Colorado700),

Remeber that time when we were cruisin down the road and you stuck your head out one window and I stuck my ass out another window and everyone thought we were twins?  Ah, good times!   :rofl: :rofl:

Yeah, that was in Texas  :(

Then the cop pulled us over and came to talk to your side becuase you looked like a Texas native  :P
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #493 on: October 22, 2008, 02:53:04 PM »
Quote from: Colorado700R on October 22, 2008, 02:48:53 PM
Quote from: NaturalRaptor on October 22, 2008, 02:45:26 PM
Hey Aaron (Colorado700),

Remeber that time when we were cruisin down the road and you stuck your head out one window and I stuck my ass out another window and everyone thought we were twins?  Ah, good times!   :rofl: :rofl:

Yeah, that was in Texas  :(

Then the cop pulled us over and came to talk to your side becuase you looked like a Texas native  :P

Sorry that is not funny! But please try again. Or just give up.  :grin_nod:
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #494 on: October 22, 2008, 03:06:05 PM »
How can you tell if a Texas cowboy is married?













































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