Post some good jokes here!!!!

[RaptorRandy]

why did the chicken cross the road?


































seriously i have no F  cking idea

Why did the pervert cross the road?





 Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken   

[Colorado700R]

why did the chicken cross the road?


































seriously i have no F  cking idea

Why did the pervert cross the road?





 Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken   

what part of Nebraska you from again?



 

[Krandall]

Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911
operator told Bubba that she would send someone out
right away.
"Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
There was a long pause and finally Bubba said,
"How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you
pick her up there?"

[Krandall]

At a government affair, the wives of four world
leaders are chatting about how people refer to a
penis in their countries.

The wife of Tony Blair says in England people
call it a gentleman, because  it stands up when
women are entering.

The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you call
it a patriot, because you never know if it will
hit you on the front or on the back side.

The wife of Chirac says in France you call it a
curtain, because it goes down after the act.

With great resignation, the wife of Clinton says
in the USA you call it a rumor, because it
goes from mouth to mouth...

[Krandall]

Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??


























He thought it was a delivery service.

[BRAD]

good ones krandall

[Flynbyu]

From my friend Darrus in Las Vegas:

In a small town in Tennessee, Big Bubba decides it's time for his son, 14 year
old Billy Bob, to learn the facts of life. He takes him to the local house of
ill repute, which is fronted by a beauty parlor.

Bubba introduces Billy Bob to the madam, and explains that it's time for his
indoctrination to sex."

The madam says, "Bubba you've been such a good customer over the years, I'm
going to see to this personally."

So the madam takes Billy Bob by the hand and leads him upstairs, where she
completes his deflowering.

Later, as they are walking downstairs the madam says, "Since this is your first
time, I'm going to see that you get the full treatment before you leave, I'm
going to give you a manicure."

Two weeks later Bubba and Billy Bob run into the madam on the main street. Billy
Bob is acting a little shy. so the madam smiles and says,
"Well, Billy Bob, don't you remember me?"

"Yes ma'am the boy stammers, "You're the lady that gave me the crabs and then
cut off my fingernails so I couldn't scratch 'em." 

~Brian

[Flynbyu]

s. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty.

The Father said, 'Top O the mornin' to ye!  Aren't ye Mrs. Donovan and didn't I marry ye and yer hoosband 2 years ago?
 
' She replied, 'Aye, that ye did,  Father.'

The Father asked, 'And be there any wee little ones yet?'

She replied, 'No, not yet, Father.'

The Father said, 'Well now, I'm going to Rome next week and I'll light a candle for ye and yer hoosband.'

She replied, 'Oh, thank ye, Father.'   They then parted ways.

Some years later they met again. The Father asked, 'Well now, Mrs. Donovan ,how are ye these days?'

She replied, 'Oh, very well, Father!'
 
The Father asked, 'And tell me, have ye any wee ones yet?'

She replied, 'Oh yes, Father! Three sets of twins and 4 singles, 10 in all!'

The Father said, 'That's wonderful! How is yer loving hoosband doing?'

She replied, 'E's gone to Rome to blow out yer fookin' candle.'

~Brian

[dick-84]

Good ones guys! 

[darkside94]

ok i got one for ya
you got to kinda visualize it tho lol
how many times does one go into zero
as many times as it wants 

[Busby]

Official Announcement:

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a  Maple Leaf  to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.  A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

[exentix]

  nice busby that hit the nail on the head 

[BRAD]

good one Busby

[fire raptor]

How does a Raptor rider unscrew a light bulb? They dont they just hold the bulb and let the world rotate around them!!!

[Peelz]

How does a Raptor rider unscrew a light bulb? They dont they just hold the bulb and let the world rotate around them!!!

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