this one brightened my day.
A married couple in their early 60's was celebrating their 40th
> wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
>
> Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
>
> She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being
> loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
>
> The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my
> darling husband.'
>
> The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the
> Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
>
> The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic,
> but an oppo rtunity like this will never come again.
>
> I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger
> than me.'
>
> The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a
> wish.
>
> So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92
> years old.
> The moral of this story:
> Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.