FINALLY, A BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports
car
and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license.
She dug
through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What
does it look like?' she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your
picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it
and
handed it to the policewoman.
'Here it is,' she said. The blonde officer looked at the
mirror, then
handed it back saying, 'Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.'
