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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #210 on: September 01, 2008, 12:08:53 PM »
good ones shook.

this one in particular:

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Paul Stiller, 47, and his wife Bonnie were bored just driving around at 2 A.M. so they lit a quarter stick of dynamite to toss out the window to see what would happen. Apparently they failed to notice the window was closed."

I was in a ford escort road trippin with a buddy back in the day. he did that with an m80. Window only halfway down. :rofl: Ears ringin for the rest of the day.  :help:
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #211 on: September 01, 2008, 12:11:57 PM »
 :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #212 on: September 01, 2008, 12:52:35 PM »
awesome ones shookie :rofl: :rofl:

and that sucks when your in the garage going to throw one around the corner, and it hits the wall and bounces back into the garage :'( :'(

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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #213 on: September 01, 2008, 08:43:39 PM »
great jokes shookie :rofl:
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #214 on: September 10, 2008, 09:50:29 PM »
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course

became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him.

He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew
what hole he was playing. 'I'm on the 7th hole,' she replied, 'and you
are a hole behind me.  So you must be on the 6th hole.'

He thanked her and went back to his  golf.

On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again
with the same request.

'I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so you must be on the
13th hole.'

 

Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.

He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same
lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew
the lady.  The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the
course often.

He approached her and said, 'Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for
your help. I understand that you're in the sales profession. I'm in
sales also. What do you sell?'

'I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh,' she replied.

'No, I won't.'

'Well, if you must know,' she answered, 'I work for Tampax.' 

With that, he laughed so hard he lost his balance and fell off the bar
stool.

'See,' she said. 'I knew you'd laugh!'

'That's not what I'm laughing at,' he replied, 'I'm a salesman for
Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you.'

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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #215 on: September 11, 2008, 05:35:12 AM »
Its 7:30 and you have already made my day with that one!
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #216 on: September 11, 2008, 10:52:01 AM »
:rofl: Aaron that ones great
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #217 on: September 11, 2008, 10:57:36 AM »
Its 7:30 and you have already made love to me!
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Another notch in Colorado's bedpost! :lol:
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #218 on: September 11, 2008, 06:58:31 PM »
The notches are on Colorado's bedpost are in reference to the number of great jokes he has told.
Because if it was the number of women he has slept with it would be too damn smooth  :nana:
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #219 on: September 11, 2008, 07:41:06 PM »
What do you call a hooker with two guys in Thailand?



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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #220 on: September 11, 2008, 07:44:07 PM »
What do you call a hooker with two guys in Thailand?



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:lol: good one Aaron
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #221 on: September 11, 2008, 10:59:34 PM »
Raptor Forum??

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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #222 on: September 12, 2008, 08:07:12 AM »

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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #223 on: September 12, 2008, 12:36:57 PM »
POOR BOB!
 
Bob works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling,
and plays golf every Saturday.
 
His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard,
so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
 
The doorman at the club greets them and says,
'Hey, Bob! How ya doin?'
 
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
 
'Oh no,' says Bob.
'He's in my bowling league.
 
When they are seated,
a waitress asks Bob if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
 
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,
'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?'
 
'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.
 
I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.'
 
A stripper then comes over to their table,
throws her arms around Bob,
starts to rub herself all over him and says,
'Hi Bobby. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'
 
Bob's wife, now furious,
grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
 
Bob follows and spots her getting into a cab.
 
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
 
Bob tries desperately to explain how the stripper
must have mistaken him for someone else,
but his wife is having none of it .
 
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs,
calling him every 4 letter word in the book.
 
The cabby turns around and says,
'Geez Bob, you picked up a real bitch this time.'
 
BOB's funeral will be on Friday !!!!
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #224 on: September 12, 2008, 02:20:14 PM »
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: thats awesome busby