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Offline Krandall

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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #2325 on: September 13, 2012, 08:24:07 AM »
A man is in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son. Every time the kite gets up into the air, it comes crashing down. This goes on for a while when his wife sticks her head out of the front door and yells, "You need more tail."

The father turns to his son and says, "Son, I'll never understand your mother. I told her yesterday I needed more tail and she told me to go fly a kite."
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #2326 on: September 18, 2012, 07:36:30 AM »
"John Lennon imagined a world filled with peace and love. Martin Luther King dreamt of a world free from racial discrimination and oppression. The guy who invented the Frisbee, dreamt of a world where people would throw a fat, circular object at each other in order to pass the time. He succeeded."

-Jon Lajoie



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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #2327 on: September 18, 2012, 09:13:06 AM »
Jon is one of my favorite people!
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #2328 on: September 18, 2012, 09:24:22 AM »
Quote from: Krandall on September 18, 2012, 07:36:30 AM
"John Lennon imagined a world filled with peace and love. Martin Luther King dreamt of a world free from racial discrimination and oppression. The guy who invented the Frisbee, dreamt of a world where people would throw a fat, circular object at each other in order to pass the time. He succeeded."

-Jon Lajoie



 :lol:

LOL thats great
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #2329 on: September 18, 2012, 11:46:01 AM »
Quote from: Hefe on September 18, 2012, 09:13:06 AM
Jon is one of my favorite people!

i bet he's white   :rolleyes:
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #2330 on: September 18, 2012, 11:53:32 AM »
his name isn't Juan Martinez is it?

he is actually from Canada Eh!
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #2331 on: September 18, 2012, 12:42:38 PM »
Quote from: Magz on September 18, 2012, 11:46:01 AM
Quote from: Hefe on September 18, 2012, 09:13:06 AM
Jon is one of my favorite people!

i bet he's white   :rolleyes:


 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


magz...you are just as racist when you accuse everyone for being racist :rofl:  :rofl:
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #2332 on: September 20, 2012, 01:10:51 PM »
A bum asked a man on the street for $2.

"Will you buy booze?" the man asks, to which the bum replies, "No, I don't drink."


The man took in the bum's tattered and clothes and worn-out shoes and asked, "Will you gamble it away?"

Again the bum replies, "No, I don't gamble."

Intrigued, the man took another tack. "Will you while away the productive working day at the golf course?"

And once again the bum replies "No, I don't play golf."

Then the man asks, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink, gamble or play golf?"

 
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #2333 on: September 20, 2012, 02:13:09 PM »
hahaa I love that one!  :thumbs:
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #2334 on: September 21, 2012, 08:01:44 AM »
"Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a DVD player for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95." -Chris Rock
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #2335 on: September 21, 2012, 08:08:05 AM »
Quote from: Krandall on September 21, 2012, 08:01:44 AM
"Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a DVD player for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95." -Chris Rock
:lol:

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #2336 on: September 23, 2012, 05:20:25 PM »
I used to work with a guy who REGULARLY got $5.00 blow jobs from a couple crack heads... (true story)
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #2337 on: September 23, 2012, 05:52:07 PM »
:rofl:
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #2338 on: September 24, 2012, 07:18:15 AM »
Quote from: Hefe on September 23, 2012, 05:20:25 PM
I used to work with a guy who REGULARLY got $5.00 blow jobs from a couple crack heads... (true story)

WOW THATS A LOW PRICE!


do you have the name of these crack heads?
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #2339 on: September 24, 2012, 08:13:47 AM »
yep.. come to Saginaw MI .. I will hook ya up
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