Or the one about Jose, the Mexican baseball fan in the 1950's whose dream was to see his favorite team, the Milwaukee Braves, in the World Series. He spent days riding his burro to Milwaukee, only to find out when he got there that he couldn't find a ticket available anywhere. Dejected, he was heading out of the parking lot when a cop saw him and asked what was wrong, and he told his story. "Well," said the cop, "the base of the flagpole here is located outside the stadium. I bet if you climb up the pole, you'll be able to get a great view of the game without a ticket." He thought this was a great idea, climbed the pole, and watched the game. Afterwards, he ran into the same cop, who asked him how it went. "Great!", he replied, "and EVERYONE in the entire stadium was so polite to me! To the point where, at one point before the game, everyone in the entire stadium stood up, turned to me, and asked, 'Jose, can you see?'"