> > > > Fred works hard at the office but spends two nights each week bowling, and plays golf every Saturday.
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> > > > His wife thinks he's pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
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> > > > The doorman at the club greets them and says, 'Hey, Fred! How ya doin?'
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> > > > His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
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> > > > 'Oh no,' says Fred. 'He's in my bowling league.
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> > > > When they are seated, a waitress asks Fred if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
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> > > > His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, 'How did she know that you drink Budweiser?'
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> > > > 'I recognize her, she's the waitress from the golf club.
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> > > > I always have a Bud at the end of the 1st nine, honey.'
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> > > > A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Fred, starts to rub herself all over him and says,
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> > > > 'Hi Freddie. Want your usual table dance, big boy?'
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> > > > Fred's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
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> > > > Fred follows and spots her getting into a taxi.
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> > > > Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
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> > > > Fred tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it .
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> > > > She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every 4 letter word in the book..
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> > > > The cabby turns around and says,
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> > > > 'Geez Fred, you picked up a real bitch this time.'
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> > > > Fred's funeral will be on Saturday.