Post some good jokes here!!!!

[Krandall]

awesome!

[Hefe]

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year,
the Wongs have a new baby.
The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy,
but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.

'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents.
'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?'

The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says,
'Well, two Wong's don't make a white,
so I think we will name him...

Are you ready for this?
 


 

 
Sum Ting Wong

[Peelz]

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year,
the Wongs have a new baby.
The nurse brings out a lovely, healthy, bouncy,
but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.

'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents.
'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?'

The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says,
'Well, two Wong's don't make a white,
so I think we will name him...

Are you ready for this?
 


 

 
Sum Ting Wong

bawhahahahahaha

[Hefe]

sometimes my mother in law sends along a decent one

[funyun]

raptors

[Peelz]

raptors

Funners is skirting the line between fanboy, and banboy. 

[Hefe]

Good Joke funners!

[Magz]

 
Global Facts About Sex
At Any Given Moment:
 
FACT:    79,000,000 people are engaged in sex - right now.
 
FACT:    58,000,000 are kissing.
 
FACT:    37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.
 
FACT:    1 old person is reading RaptorSource jokes instead of getting it on.
 
You hang in there, Sunshine ......


 

[Krandall]

[Peelz]

Global Facts About Sex
At Any Given Moment:
 
FACT:    79,000,000 people are engaged in sex - right now.
 
FACT:    58,000,000 are kissing.
 
FACT:    37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex.
 
FACT:    1 old person is reading RaptorSource jokes instead of getting it on.
 
You hang in there, Sunshine ......


 

[Krandall]

Jim came to work one day, limping something awful. One of his coworkers, Ted, noticed and asked Jim what happened. Jim replied: "Oh, nothing. It's just an old hockey injury that acts up once in a while."

Ted said: "Gee, I never knew you played hockey."

Jim responded: "I don't. I hurt it last year when I lost $100 on the Stanley Cup Playoffs and I put my foot through the television."

[Krandall]

Q: What should you do if ever you're attacked by a vicious gang of clowns?

A: Go for the juggler.

[Lady4Fiddy]

Q: What should you do if ever you're attacked by a vicious gang of clowns?

A: Go for the juggler.

Just a wee on the corny side  

[Krandall]

I laughed

[Krandall]

The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall, with a very strange look on his face. The owner goes inside and asks his clerk what's up.

"He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn't find the cough syrup," the clerk explains: "So I gave him a box of laxatives and told him to take it all at once."

"Laxatives won't cure a cough, you idiot," the owner shouts angrily.

"Sure it will," the clerk says, pointing at the man leaning on the wall: "Look at him. He's too afraid to cough."