Post some good jokes here!!!!

[Lady4Fiddy]

HER DIARY

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong. He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.




HIS DIARY



My Raptor wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid.

Why did you publish my diary asshole! 

[dragonz]

HER DIARY

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong. He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.




HIS DIARY



My Raptor wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid.

Why did you publish my diary asshole! 

This is good stuff Fiddy 
You got more where that came from

[Krandall]

A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"

The father replied: "Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine."

[Gunz]

The Diary^^^^ 

[Spider/Paleface513]

A little boy went up to his father and asked: "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"

The father replied: "Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine."

Thats a great one

[Spider/Paleface513]

What the differince between tiger woods and Santa?


Santa stops after 3 ho's

[Krandall]

[Troy]

A homosexual man walks into a bar for a drink.  He notices a very attractive large black man sitting at the bar and walks over and buys him a drink, they talk for awhile and eventually the gay man builds up the nerve to proposition him.  He leans over and whispers in his ear an offer of a blowjob.  The black man immediately grabs the gay guy, throws him across the bar, and continues to beat the living shit out of him all the way out the door.  The bartender says " Jesus Tyrone, what the hell did that guy say to you that would make you do that to him?"  Tyrone says" I don't know, something about a job."

[Krandall]

[Peelz]

lol troy...


nice sig as well

[Spider/Paleface513]

 Why is pussy like snow? Its fun to play in, you never know when its going to come, and only some of it is clean enough to eat.

[Peelz]

Why is pussy like snow? Its fun to play in, you never know when its going to come, and only some of it is clean enough to eat.

 

[Krandall]

An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says: "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.

The old man says without hesitation: "I now pronounce you man and wife."

[Spider/Paleface513]

Showing this one to the wife. Hope she already bought my Xmas gift. LOL

[preddy08]

So a pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head and askes for a shot of whiskey. Bartenders gives him the shot and asks why he has the paper towel on his head. Pirate replys......................."Errrr there's a Bounty on my head"