A guy went out hunting. He had all the gear, including the jacket, the boots and the double-barreled shotgun. As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped the gun and it went off -- shooting him right in the penis. Obviously, he had to see a doctor.
When he woke up from surgery, he found that the doctor had done a marvelous job repairing his member. As he got ready to go home, the doctor gave him a business card: "This is my brother’s card. I'll make an appointment for you to see him."
"Is your brother a doctor?" the man asked.
"No," the Doctor replied, "he plays the flute. He'll show you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."