Post some good jokes here!!!!

[Krandall]

Sounds like a girl I know....  

[Peelz]

RK was two inches away from getting a blow job last night!
I think he'll try harder with sit ups today...



good one Phil!

[dragonz]

The kids in my street have been teasing peels ever since they found out he bought an ointment for penis growth.

He don’t mind them rubbing it in though.

[dragonz]

Alternative motto for Raptor Source;

If it's fried, we'll eat it.
If it's alcohol, we'll drink it.
If it's breathing, we'll shag it.

And if it's not breathing, we'll fry it and eat it.

[Peelz]

Alternative motto for Raptor Source;

If it's fried, we'll eat it.
If it's alcohol, we'll drink it.
If it's breathing, we'll shag it.

And if it's not breathing, we'll still shag it

Changed to allow for Socal's "issue" 

[Krandall]

 

[dragonz]

Alternative motto for Raptor Source;

If it's fried, we'll eat it.
If it's alcohol, we'll drink it.
If it's breathing, we'll shag it.

And if it's not breathing, we'll still shag it, fry it & eat it

Changed to allow for Socal's "issue" 

Well why let good food go to waste?

[dragonz]

Peels and Preddy are sat in a cafe.

A waitress came over and said "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!"

So they swapped.

[Lady4Fiddy]

Peels and Preddy are sat in a cafe.

A waitress came over and said "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!"

So they swapped.

 

[dragonz]

Peels and Preddy are sat in a cafe.

A waitress came over and said "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!"

So they swapped.

 

Hey Lady4Fiddy, do you think RS is a sexist boys club, or are you cool with hanging out here with us, our gay jokes, & general perversion?
Or do you actually enjoy all our sh!t  Not that I am noted for raising the tone of any place I hang out either.

However I do think it would be good if more girls were involved here (peels & preddy, you 2 wearing skirts doesn't count)
Any suggestions? or are you just our one exception to the boys club rule?

[Krandall]

She hangs out w/ Colorado for some reason. So she got grandfathered in. 

[Peelz]

Peels and Preddy are sat in a cafe.

A waitress came over and said "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!"

So they swapped.

 

Hey Lady4Fiddy, do you think RS is a sexist boys club, or are you cool with hanging out here with us, our gay jokes, & general perversion?
Or do you actually enjoy all our sh!t  Not that I am noted for raising the tone of any place I hang out either.

However I do think it would be good if more girls were involved here (peels & preddy, you 2 wearing skirts doesn't count)
Any suggestions? or are you just our one exception to the boys club rule?

There are few other female members to note: Krandall for one...

[dragonz]

Peels and Preddy are sat in a cafe.

A waitress came over and said "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!"

So they swapped.

 

Hey Lady4Fiddy, do you think RS is a sexist boys club, or are you cool with hanging out here with us, our gay jokes, & general perversion?
Or do you actually enjoy all our sh!t  Not that I am noted for raising the tone of any place I hang out either.

However I do think it would be good if more girls were involved here (peels & preddy, you 2 wearing skirts doesn't count)
Any suggestions? or are you just our one exception to the boys club rule?

There are few other female members to note: Krandall for one...

Claiming or suggesting membersip of the female race requires more than wearing a skirt or playing wide receiver...................!

[Lady4Fiddy]

Peels and Preddy are sat in a cafe.

A waitress came over and said "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!"

So they swapped.

 

Hey Lady4Fiddy, do you think RS is a sexist boys club, or are you cool with hanging out here with us, our gay jokes, & general perversion?
Or do you actually enjoy all our sh!t  Not that I am noted for raising the tone of any place I hang out either.

However I do think it would be good if more girls were involved here (peels & preddy, you 2 wearing skirts doesn't count)
Any suggestions? or are you just our one exception to the boys club rule?

I don't think RS is a sexist boys club, yes I am cool with hanging out here, the gay jokes and general perversion are hilarious, and yes I do enjoy all the $hit here. I am not the only girl on this forum, there is 3 active girls on here I believe. (Not including Peels, and preddy pretending to be girls to justify their homosexual relations)   :fruity:

[Lady4Fiddy]

Ok so this may not be an actual joke but it is funny.

Best come back line (on Gun Safety).


General Cosgrovewas interviewed on the radio recently.
Love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children.
Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!
This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.
It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and
General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.


FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range..
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm..
FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went momentarily silent and the interview ended.