Never choke in a pub in Newfoundland
Two newfies walk into a pub. While having
a shot of whiskey, they talk about their
moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table,
who is eating a sandwich, beginstocough.
And, after a minute or so, it becomes
apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the newfies looks at her and says,
'Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes
her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya
breathe?' The woman begins to turn
blue and shakes her head no.
The newfie walks over to the woman, lifts
up her dress, yanks down her drawers and
quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with
his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a
violent spasm and the obstruction flies
out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe
again, the Newfie walks slowly back to the
bar.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd herd
of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but
I ain't niver seen nobody do it!'
