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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #720 on: January 08, 2009, 07:47:41 AM »
I refuse to take a crap in a public bathroom, but I've peed in my fair share of parking lots especially after concerts :lol:


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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #721 on: January 08, 2009, 08:06:27 AM »
But we already know you're flaming gay.

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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #722 on: January 08, 2009, 09:01:44 AM »
Thats not fair Nikki.   :'(

I qualify for Number 1  :(

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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #723 on: January 08, 2009, 09:04:20 AM »
Thats not fair Nikki.   :'(

I qualify for Number 1  :(

Yeah right, you're just a skinny little crack head.  That's not a washboard.
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #724 on: January 08, 2009, 09:06:05 AM »
Thats not fair Nikki.   :'(

I qualify for Number 1  :(

Yeah right, you're just a skinny little crack head.  That's not a washboard.

I love it when you talk dirty to me

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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #725 on: January 08, 2009, 09:07:01 AM »
all you need to do is quit smoking....watch the pounds pile on.

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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #726 on: January 08, 2009, 09:10:40 AM »
all you need to do is quit smoking....watch the pounds pile on.

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Nope my dad quit when he was 20, and he really didn't strart gaining till he was 55.

and it's not like I don't eat.  Hell, I kept up with Lydia on the pancakes  :rofl:

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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #727 on: January 08, 2009, 09:15:22 AM »
I was shocked that you could, damn that girl can put down the food.  I would be proud if I was Randy. 
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #728 on: January 08, 2009, 09:18:10 AM »
I was shocked that you could, damn that girl can put down the food.  I would be proud if I was Randy. 

Well, she probably saves them money on tupperware.  No leftovers in that house!!!

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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #729 on: January 08, 2009, 10:40:24 AM »
all you need to do is quit smoking....watch the pounds pile on.

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very true gained 30.  SO far meth diet hasn't helped.  ;)

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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #730 on: January 08, 2009, 10:49:40 AM »
gee RappyPrincess  where did you get that joke from lol :rofl:  :clap:
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #731 on: January 08, 2009, 11:14:48 AM »
gee RappyPrincess  where did you get that joke from lol :rofl:  :clap:

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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #732 on: January 08, 2009, 03:20:10 PM »
thats was cute GIR   :thumbs:
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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #733 on: January 08, 2009, 03:31:25 PM »

After a moment of silence, he farted.

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Re: Post some good jokes here!!!!
« Reply #734 on: January 08, 2009, 05:50:14 PM »


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