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Other/Off-Topic => Off-Topic => Topic started by: Peelz on November 26, 2008, 03:35:28 PM

Title: My gift to the Source (2008)
Post by: Peelz on November 26, 2008, 03:35:28 PM
Hope you postwhores and minihos get a laugh out of reading this. I sure did writing it. :lol: We have squat to do at work, but we have to stay here, so used my time wisely. :lol:
If I forgot you I am sorry. Add it in with your post. :thumbs:

Have a great holiday season folks.



Twas' the night before Xmas, and all through the Source,
Not a member is stirring, except for the mini-hos, of course.

Krandall is fixing server problems while wearing his sexy gay sweater,
and wondering if black or blue handguards would be better.

Flynbyu has just posted facts of the day, and some pics of cameltoes and thongs,
if he didn't, it would feel like something went horribly wrong.

Socal just got done combing the fur on his cascadian frame, :lol:
and telling Kyle that all his of posts are worthless and lame.

Colorado700r has on his open toed sandals, to stomp some hippies from Boulder
Not sure how he can do that, with his velcro-clad gloves on a Wooly sheep's shoulder.

B-rad is fighting with his girlfriend like you'd expect.
Posting grammar failures all night like a drunken redneck.

Kyle is posting emoticons and pics of his girl that are fake
Hoping people quit teasing him about being gay.

(repeat line for darkside and exentix)

Though Dick, due to rules at work, is not on much anymore,
could be known as the late, late, late shift whore.

Raptor Randy is building some really fast boats,
and drinking too much Crown Royal, I sure hope he floats.

We really cannot forget good old raptorkid and his curb
traded his raptor for a Pumpkin...ERMAHGERD what a nerd.

What about our friend Lil' Buddha who comes and goes in a rush
Posting great words like 'Denouement' that makes even grammar ninja blush.

What's up with 4x4gunz' tires, and his boy's bitchin' hairdo?
WTF are they green, oh, and you live close to dunes...so f**k you!

And preddy08 is whining about those bad engine builds again,
and deciding what trailer to brew his special recipe in.

Don't forget Beaner, who likes midgets... in fact.
He once pissed and $hit his pants when his mower and fence attacked.

And our old pal Warren, who must have said "F**K!"
when he drove his lady's Wolvy through the back of his truck.

And one of our guys Temptation deals with an OCD,
and doesn't ride his quad, but gahdamn that sucka is clean! :lol:

One our newer members is RappyPrincess,
IMHO...I bet it is just Aaron in a dress.

If you need help with your Grammar, or just to get high,
shoot a pm to Peels660...he is your guy. ;) :lol:

Happy Holidays whores. Thanks for making this a great site to waste my days away.
Title: Re: My gift to the Source
Post by: Krandall on November 26, 2008, 04:26:20 PM
This is freaking awesome Peels!!!! :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: My gift to the Source
Post by: Colorado700R on November 26, 2008, 05:21:00 PM
It's a Little Buddha x-mas  :rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOAOA8uXDXw
Title: Re: My gift to the Source
Post by: Peelz on November 26, 2008, 05:24:12 PM
Quote from: Colorado700R on November 26, 2008, 05:21:00 PM
It's a Little Buddha x-mas  :rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOAOA8uXDXw


:rofl:

merry xmas now die!!!!!!! :lol:
Title: Re: My gift to the Source
Post by: Colorado700R on November 26, 2008, 05:27:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AC3sZB-v7Q&feature=related

>:D
Title: Re: My gift to the Source
Post by: Peelz on November 26, 2008, 05:39:17 PM
Quote from: Colorado700R on November 26, 2008, 05:27:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AC3sZB-v7Q&feature=related

>:D

:rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPvxQ5cSeZQ&feature=related
Title: Re: My gift to the Source
Post by: Warren on November 26, 2008, 06:14:41 PM
nice post.  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: My gift to the Source
Post by: dick-84 on November 26, 2008, 06:19:05 PM
Great job!  :thumbs:
Title: Re: My gift to the Source
Post by: Krandall on November 26, 2008, 06:22:58 PM
Quote from: Colorado700R on November 26, 2008, 05:27:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AC3sZB-v7Q&feature=related

>:D

That's fraeking awesome!!!!
Title: Re: My gift to the Source
Post by: Peelz on November 26, 2008, 06:36:57 PM
Quote from: dick-84 on November 26, 2008, 06:19:05 PM
Great job!  :thumbs:

I added a line for ya'  :lol:
Title: Re: My gift to the Source
Post by: who else but rk on November 26, 2008, 08:43:31 PM
 :clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: My gift to the Source
Post by: FoundArealQuad on November 26, 2008, 10:31:58 PM
Good stuff :thumbs:
Title: Re: My gift to the Source
Post by: kyledvor61 on November 26, 2008, 10:42:35 PM
nice :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

imaginary karmas for you :lol:
Title: Re: My gift to the Source
Post by: Gunz on November 26, 2008, 11:31:46 PM
 :cheers: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: My gift to the Source
Post by: socalrappy700 on November 27, 2008, 05:03:23 AM
Good one Eric, you have done us well.


:clap:  Karma to you.
Title: Re: My gift to the Source
Post by: Flynbyu on November 27, 2008, 06:52:04 AM
Karma for you.

Great post.

:lol:

~Brian
Title: Re: My gift to the Source
Post by: exentix on November 27, 2008, 07:13:07 PM
that is amazing  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: someone has WAYY too much time on their hands
Title: Re: My gift to the Source
Post by: Lady4Fiddy on November 27, 2008, 07:19:19 PM
Quote from: Peels660 on November 26, 2008, 05:39:17 PM
Quote from: Colorado700R on November 26, 2008, 05:27:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AC3sZB-v7Q&feature=related

>:D

:rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPvxQ5cSeZQ&feature=related

He did it all for the NCookie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heDEDetUfSw&feature=related
Title: Re: My gift to the Source
Post by: Temptation on November 27, 2008, 07:59:59 PM
That was awesome...Me and my OCD    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: My gift to the Source
Post by: BRAD on November 27, 2008, 08:26:39 PM
great job on that peels. +1 man
Title: Re: My gift to the Source
Post by: Peelz on November 27, 2008, 09:07:41 PM
thanks guys. Glad you got a laugh out of it. Every year somebody from my work writes a "twas the night before xmas"
story but based on all the depatments at work. Usually comes out quite funny. We had our meeting to discuss plans for the christmas party, and we had to start writing this years' story. The "not a member stirring but the mini hos" line popped into my head during the meeting, and it grew from there. :lol:

Thanks for the Karma deliveries. I'll remember them  :thumbs:
Title: Re: My gift to the Source
Post by: Peelz on December 06, 2008, 04:03:38 PM
bumpity bump bump :thumbs:
Title: Re: My gift to the Source
Post by: Krandall on December 22, 2014, 10:28:42 AM
bump